The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: Elle Picks Her Favorite Child (feat. Elle Duncan)

Episode Date: November 18, 2025

"Oh, hey. What's up, Amin?" Elle Duncan is back for a Vibe Check (see what we did there?) on her Broncos, women's basketball, and her Georgia Bulldogs before she picks her favorite kid and plays a game of Elle Ya or Elle Nah. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Thank you, Greg. Always appreciate your hard work. Also appreciate now that we've found it, your work at a minor league baseball game where you had so much trouble announcing the last name of a Hispanic baseball player, even though you've lived in South Florida all of your life. Something to the plate number 13, Yeltsin and Carson, Coronio. I'm a human being.

I mean, I'm not infallible. Also fallible, Ryan Braun. Let's play a compilation of Ryan Braun, angrily denying that he used steroids, even though he clearly and obviously used steroids. I truly believe in my heart, and I would bet my life that this substance never entered my body at any point. If I had done this intentionally or unintentionally, I'd be the first one to step up and say, I did it. The system in the way that it was applied to me in this case was fatally flawed. I had a conversation with the Players Association.

I expressed to them that I have not done anything that could have possibly led to this test result. I've already addressed everything related to the Miami situation. I addressed it in spring training. I will not make any further statements about it. The truth has not changed. I don't know the specifics of the story that came out, but I've already addressed it. I've already commented on it, and I'll say nothing further about it. Excellent generic guitar news music.

She's the longtime Sports Center host. She's the host of ESPN's vibe check. It's every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, 5 p.m. Eastern, exclusively on Disney Plus. I have missed her. We miss her. Why do you hate Riley Moss so much? Why are you going angrily and publicly after poor Riley Moss as your Broncos have a great defense? And we're just winning one of the biggest games that you've seen them win in the last 10 years.

Oh, hey, what's up, Greg? You know what? I was going to say that, but it doesn't have the same ring to it when Greg's actually sitting there. I could just be saying hi to Greg. Hi, Chris. Hi. So many thoughts. You guys always come in with just so many thoughts. So many thoughts about Ryan Braun. Like, first of all,

I hate when people say, like, I bet my life. That's not a real bet that you can do on. So those are hollow words. Secondly, why would you hold that press conference out of ballpark? Anyway, back to Riley Moss. Dan, Riley Moss was really, really good in that Bronco secondary last year, like a captain good he gets hurt he's not the same when he comes back that's to be expected and this

year he is just it's it's a tough assignment when you have to line up across from patrick sur tan but come on you guys whenever there is a flag on denver's defense and there's a lot of flags on denver's defense there is a 100% chance it's on riley moss it's i don't under like at this point like give up the touchdown good god it would be a different result than consistently getting called for DPI. That's the game plan now. Oh, we're in a third and long situation. Brew it Riley Moss. He's sure to give it to us. It's just ridiculous. I'm used to seeing you this way about the Georgia Bulldogs. I'm not used to seeing you this way about the Denver Broncos.

So the last time a Broncos game felt like this to you, was it the Super Bowl against Cam Newton? Oh, no, I actually felt great about that one because we were beating their ass. To me, it's the, it's the fact, Dan, that like, we win the Super Bowl. The same year I start working at ESPN, and I'm thinking in my mind, like, this is perfect. I get to work at ESPN. My team is the champs. Like, I get to spread this Broncos propaganda to a national audience. And then they fell off and they haven't been relevant. And so they're finally relevant again. They yet again have a good defense. And to me, being able to beat the chiefs is the way that you assure that things have changed, not only in the conference, but in the division specifically.

And so there was a lot riding on that game. And so I was incredibly frustrated. I've tried to play it cool, but, like, there's blood in the water. Like, we have the best record tied for the best record in the league. Like, this is when it counts. And we were beating the Chiefs up and down the whole entire game. And Riley Moss tried to give it away. Are the Chiefs done? Is the Dynasty over?

I mean, here's the thing that I think, you know, when we talk about Tom Brady, and I know it's annoying that we always bring up Tom Brady, we talk about Patrick Mahomes. The thing that is always so impressive about Tom Brady is not how many championships he won, but the consistency through 20 years. And so do I think this iteration of the dynasty for the Chiefs is probably over? Probably.

Do I think that this is the last time that we're going to see Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs go on a run where they win two or three championships in a row? No, it might take a bit of a pause. They're not very good. They've got a lot of issues and whereas before they could rely

on Mahomes' magic, they can't. But to like put dirt on this man's grave, he's been in six straight Super Bowls. I was like, y'all stop. You're still scared of him, right? I think they'd still be favored. I think if they had to go to Denver to play, they'd still be favored the next time they play them as well.

They would absolutely be favored. The thing that's gone for the Chiefs is the mystique. Like the mystique, this idea that like, you know, oh, here they come and they're the Undertaker and they're just going to beat us because the ball always bounces their way seemingly. I think that is over. So I don't think people are as like nervous and tight to play them anymore,

but it's still a Chiefs. And I would still absolutely fear playing them in any important or relevant game. This is a crazy thing to say in 2025, but it is, vibe check, is still a super rare kind of show. It's not something that you see on most television, not that looks that way, sounds that way, and has that kind of chemistry between the participants. So recently, what would you say has been the biggest reaction that has been created on any recent? topic amongst yourselves on vibe check? I would say, like, we, full disclosure, have not, the three of us, meaning me, Andrea Carter and Chenea Goumike, you kind of got Vibe Check off the starting blocks.

We haven't really had an opportunity to do it together very often, but I would say in general, vibe check is a space where we talk about all sports, but it's really the home for women's basketball. So I think most of the conversation surrounding like Vibe Check and the women's sports space right now is college basketball that's just started. And is Yukon A, not only going to run it back, but are they going to go undefeated? Because they look real, real nasty right now.

So to me, that's probably the biggest talker is just shifting gears from WNBA into college women's space, like what that looks like, what the numbers look like, how much more growth we're going to have, and just a parody. L, how big of a threat is Project B to both the WMA and college basketball? I mean, oh, man. What's up, homie?

What's up? Oh, hey, what's up, Amin? Hey, Mean. Hi, Amin. Amin famously wearing the white ball cap right now. Yeah, I don't, thread I don't think is the right term. I think that it's an accountability check. Like, it's an opportunity to continue to apply pressure to the WNBA

to make sure that these players are getting paid commensurate to opportunity. And so same thing with unrivaled. Like this idea that like Stewie and Nefisa don't want things to work out in the WNBA, because they have unrivaled and that helps him. Unrivaled is six weeks. Y'all stop. And they pay really good salaries, but it's still not enough to sustain the lifestyle that these players have, right?

Like making $250 grand, it's still a lot more than they're making now, but it's not enough to like rest on their laurels and say we don't need other opportunities. So Project B is going to do the same thing that anything else does, which is just apply pressure and give these women another outlet to say like, we have more leverage to say no to whatever you're laying out for us in the W because we have more opportunities to pay. play. They're paying a ton of money. I think they got the Saudis behind them. And so I love it for the women involved, because they have an opportunity to continue to collect bags, continue to spread the sport. Like Project B is going to be international. And from what I'm understanding, it's going to be

a little bit more of like the Formula One model where they do these major tent pole events in countries across the world for a week or two at a time to really showcase the space internationally. It's the same thing that Adam Silver has been trying to do with the NBA. Now they're trying to do with the W. Well, why hasn't Kathy Engelbert been replaced yet? When will that happen? And will it be important in terms of the future of the WNBA? It will be very important. I do believe it's coming. I do not believe anything is going to happen until they can get this new CBA ratified because that's ridiculous to have someone in high-level conversations and then to bail right when we're actually reaching like critical time in the space, I think is asinine. So I don't anticipate any change happening before then. But I do anticipate. change coming. And I talked to an executive in the NBA just about sort of the precarious situation that she's found herself in. And, you know, I think the issue that they raised for me

is that, like, Roger Goodell gets called a lot of names. He's maligned, like, by fans. He gets booed everywhere he goes. And most of that is because everyone believes that he only works for the owners and he's got the owner's interest in mind only, right? So he's in with the owners and he's not in with the players. That's the idea, at least, the narrative that swirls. When it comes to Kathy, she doesn't necessarily have great relationships with the teams or the players. So if you're not, if you're not like curring favor with either side, I just don't know how you survive it. And I watched her, y'all, get booed mercilessly at the WNBA finals when we're in Phoenix. And I think it's, I think it shocked her. I think it was really off-putting to her to see how she has become

the villain in this story. And I think she's done a really good job raising capital. throughout the years where it wasn't as easy to raise capital, where we didn't have numbers and metrics to prove that this was a great business strategy. But I also think that, like, the relationship has clearly deteriorated to a place where I don't think it's ever going to be fixed. And if you at least had the owners on your side going, that's our girl, and we're going to make sure she stays. But I don't think she has that either. So if you don't have either side, I just don't know how long you're in for this job. I did not see the basketball game between Notre Dame and Akron, but I did see that Hannah Igal had 16 steals in the game. game, is it gas bag mail of me to wander over and just say Akron's got a point guard problem

instead of celebrating that 16 steals is a fairly amazing, a fairly amazing thing to do? I would maybe say Akron has a basketball problem in general, because that's crazy. And like, here's the thing, though, Hannah Hidalgo has, since she's come into the college space, has led the league in steals. Like, that's what she does. She's a pickpocketer, but that's absolutely absurd. And at some point, you have to go, like, what are we doing? I love, though, that Hannah, the move from Olivia Miles and, like, having her move on to

TCU was really helpful to Hannah because I think there was a lot of, like, head games of, you know, when Hannah first came into the league, Olivia was hurt. So it was her as the point guard, her as the facilitator, like, it was her ship she was running. Then she had to sort of share that responsibility with Olivia. And I think both girls were really tepid in terms of, like, like, who is the captain, here. Like, who's supposed to be leading this team? Who's the one that's sort of dictating pace and all that? So this allows Hannah to go back to her natural position and really be free, and we're seeing that manifest. The issue is, is that Notre Dame has a talent dearth everywhere else. They

lost a lot of pieces, and they did not replace them. Can Iowa State be any kind of reasonable competition to Yukon? And if not, who is the most reasonable competition to Yukon? I love Audie Crookes, but I do not think Iowa State can contend with Yukon. Maybe a more formidable opponent would be like a South Carolina just because they played them before they're deep and because defense is huge for them. But legit, guys, I don't, I hate that this is one of those seasons where yet again we're going, I think it's Yukons to lose, but it is. I mean, Sarah Strong is going to be national player of the year. If Azee Fudd stays healthy, Kaylee Heckel coming over from USC, KK Arnold, like they're just too deep, you guys. They're too good.

They're too deep. They have too much conviction and they have Gino Oriama. So I would say like the usual suspects, maybe an LSU, although they're very point guard heavy and they're not big enough to contend with Yukon, you know, maybe a South Carolina. Don't sleep on like a Texas just because, again, like Texas, I always have concerns with their ability to score, but they are nasty. They'll have you in a 35 to 38 grudge match in the fourth quarter. And UCLA does have the length.

I do have concerns about their coach. these big situations, like can Corey pull a magic out of her hat? But UCLA is definitely big enough to keep on. I don't think it's a magic. I don't think it can be a magic. I don't think it can be a magic. It can't be a magic. Yeah, but that's the only case.

You can't only. Can they pull a Magic Johnson out of their hat? That would be a huge plot twist. El, pick one. Denver Broncos' Super Bowl this year or Georgia Bulldogs National Championship? Boo. God. This is actually really, really tough.

I'll go Broncos Super Bowl, just because, like, we have a couple of championships from not that long ago. I think it's a lot harder in the NFL to win, and so I would go at the Broncos Super Bowl, just because I think that defense deserves one, but damn you for making me choose. It's like choosing between my children, which we can all do, by the way. Anybody in there that has more than one kid, no, you have a favorite. Go ahead and do it. And then my dad will go next. Go ahead and do it.

It's my favorite is my son. Wow. I can't believe she answered that. Good for you. Anything for content. It was insane. Have you heard of Goldbelly? It's this amazing site I order from all the time.

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Yes. You know what? If someone takes a foul ball to the penis, We should just say he took a foul ball to the penis. Say it. Stugats. That free kick hit him right in the cock-a-doodle-doo. This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stugats.

Hey, Elle, you picked the right kid, by the way, because that other kid, Georgia, toothless, toothless. But to be true, I mean, and that's honestly why I'm sort of like, Like, this Georgia defense is horrible. The offense is pretty good. It would be very surprising for them to win a national championship. And so it would be exciting. But I just feel like Georgia is always going to be in the conversation,

even with a Bummy team like they have now. Well, Bummy by Georgia's standards that they have now. Fourth in the nation. No, but that's my point, you guys, is that, like, Georgia's defense is nowhere near where they used to be. We do not have the weapons at skill position players like we've had before. Gunner's playing incredibly well. This is not a team on paper that should win a national championship,

but they're fourth in the country. And that's my point, is that they're going to retool, reload. They're going to get better next year on defense. They've got some really big recruits coming in. They're always going to be in the conversation, even with a bad team. Like, for the Broncos, come on, bro. Like, we've won one playoff game in 10 years. Like, that's, I'm with it.

Elle, I was on the show a couple weeks ago, and I announced that people who go to UGA are mostly toothless Hicks. That's the only reason they went to UGA, because that's the only school that would accept them. Georgia Tech and UGA have a big game coming up It's at GT last year We almost beat you But you know

There's some trickery going on But it's all good This is a year destiny For the Georgia Tech yellow jackets Or as Dan calls them The Golden Jackets yellow jackets El would you like to engage me In a playful wager

The winner of BT versus UGA By the way I mean You saying that Georgia fans Are hickless, toothless and stupid Which is the only reason they could get in there Then what does that say about me because I couldn't even get into Georgia. So I feel incredibly offended and attacked.

But that's all right. I'm just a Georgia fan. I didn't actually go there because I couldn't get in. It's not just you. It's Ernie Johnson and there's a bunch of other people who fall into that list of just Hicks, just Hicks. We are. We're a little country and that's all right.

What's the wager? I'm in. By the way, I'm really happy for Georgia Tech. I am. I don't do that. I don't need you. That's a big sis.

That's a pity. I don't need a big sis move from L. Duncan like oh it's real cute what you guys are doing no you guys haven't been relevant since 1991 I think you do need a big sis little pat on the head hold on it's adorable I mean what you guys are doing it's so cute it's cute it's so sweet you guys are like ranked it's adorbs I love it for you and and for the first time in like 20 years this game between Georgia and Georgia Tech is for more than just bragging rights it's like four something for you guys, and so I think it's super sweet.

Two weeks from now, the Georgia Bulldogs versus the... I mean, uh, Golden State, uh, Georgia Tech yellow jackets. That's how Dan calls us. It's actually perfect because what I expect in two weeks is that Georgia will take a golden shower on the golden... Whoa!

Okay, she always does this. She does dangerous things like this. She's naughty. She's... What is that? We'll do disrespect. That is the... You can't do.

That's Disney. You're Disney. That's not Disney Plus. That's dangerous what you just did there. Disney Minus. Disney minus. I stand by everything I just said. Kind of joke is.

Terrible. Disney minus. It's not only not Disney Plus. It's the opposite. We got it. Yeah. We understand. It's just looking at the opposite.

I mean, Greg. But that Greg explained it. Yeah, that makes it better. Yeah. That makes it better. understand what you were doing. Thank you very much. What did you want to?

I got to lose wager with her. If Georgia Tech wins, I need you to wear a yellow jacket's hat on SportsCenter. Wow. I'll do it. So now what do you have? Wait, they were just allowed that? It's like, hey, I'm wearing a Georgia Tech hat on SportsCenter today. I mean, I would say you could shout me out, but I figured my name is still like unspoken

over there. So I just, a hat will do. You're not Voldemort. You're not Voldemort. I mean, I will absolutely speak your name and say that I lost a bet. I don't have concerns about having to do that because when Georgia wins, ooh, what do I want from you? Yeah, I want you to wear a Georgia hat, and I want you to whenever you are spoken to,

preface any of your comments, regardless of sport or subject, with a go dog sickum. Cool? Okay. And by the way, we need this for social as well. It can't just be like real quick and then it just disappears forever, all right? This is a lame bet. I'm just going to say it. But what do you want?

Neither of you guys are like upset about having to do it. You're like, yeah, I'll put on the half. You think I want to say whatever the hell is he just said? It's not even English. Go dog, stick them. Greg, what do you have for Elle before we play the game that is being celebrated internationally? It's no longer, L, yes, or L. no, we've got an upgrade to it. Hell, America wants to know, the U.S. Mint is discontinuing future production of the penny.

What do you think of that? Well, I did see a story that said that, like, pennies could be going for a million dollars at auction or something, which feels like an AI-generated. story, but I didn't do any research just like anybody else on social media, so I'm going to go with it and go, if that's the case, I have a treasure trove of pennies in my kid's piggy bank

and I promise you I'm going to rate it. Hold on to those. Let's be real. Even when I was broken, I would throw pennies away. Like I would. I'd be cleaning out my car. He wasn't broke. I was throwing. Going to McDonald's

39-cent cheeseburger. I'd be picking them up. You're like cleaning stuff up and you're like, I'm not going to go find my wallet. for a couple pennies i'm gonna toss them in the trash and that's what i did i threw him away how broke were you oh ramen noodles um and like ramen noodles but then one pack i'd stretch out for two meals so essentially i was getting away with like a dollar 50 a day in meals i mean i was fat and bloated i was fat and bloated you how'd you make ramen stretch out to two meals yeah you just half it you make

it and then you half it i would put the others part aside i'd have one meal for lunch and they like Shatter when you break those, like, dry noodles in half? Incredible. Yeah. Put it on the poll, please, at Lebitard show. Can you be fat and bloated if you're stretching ramen noodles over two days? Like, it doesn't seem possible financially. It doesn't seem possible metabolically.

Well, that's why I was fat and bloated. It's a lot of sodium. It's a ton of sodium. And the body needed a vegetable. But I couldn't afford vegetables. So that's what I had, ramen. All right. It is no longer El Yes or El No, it's now El Yeah or El Nah, all right?

Man. Are you ready? It's a hard A on the man. We're getting cooler. Are you ready to do this? I'm ready. All right. Wearing a Roman Rain's T-shirt to date night with your wife.

El-ya or El-Nah? Elia. If you can't be your best ratchet self with your wife, who can you be it with? Thanks, El. UGA grad. What do you expect? The Rams Black. uniforms that were apparently blue, but everybody knows they were black.

Yeah, Elna, I'm really getting tired of these different colors plays. Like, if they don't have anything to do with your past or history or anything like that, like what are we doing here? El Nah. The Miami Dolphins helmet should feature an old man's ass as the logo. El Yeah or El Nah? I feel like there is more to this story, but I'm just going to go, El Yeah, because That is

I'm not I'm not going to lie at first glance that looked like a different part of the family We all saw the same thing We all saw it It's awesome

Yeah it looked like shriveled It actually my son My son is four and he stood up in the bath yesterday And he goes I promise you yesterday And he grabbed his balls And he goes what's inside of these

It's a long story buddy That's the question That's the favorite child. That's literally what I said. I was like, it's a really long story. But now I can tell them what's inside of that is the Dolphins logo. So I'll go with that. What did you answer?

Because it's a great question from your son at a young age. What was your answer? Well, the thing is, guys, I literally don't know what the ball part is and what it's made of. So I just said, oh, it's just like ligaments and tendons and muscles. All muscle and munch. I wasn't going to get into the semen part because he doesn't know what that is. So I was like, it's, it's muscles. The future of the human race is inside your sack.

Okay, Jack, my biggest muscle. Sack, Jack. You know your own jokes? I thought it was obvious. Aliens exist. Elia. Do you want to expound? Do you want to expound?

Yes, you understand. I just think it's asinine to believe in this whole big-ass universe that we think that we're the only ones in it. That's wild and crazy to me. Plus also, the government literally said aliens exist. So we just thought of that. Rightfully so. Florida, Georgia being played in Tampa and Atlanta instead of Athens or Gainesville while Jacksonville Stadium undergoes renovations.

L. yeah or L.Nah? El Naw for me, dude. It's the whole point is that you get to go to the vapid wasteland dump that is Jacksonville one time a year and partake. And I know this because I literally. lived in Jacksonville and partake in the festivities. Like, there's no NFL football that's happening in Jacksonville that's interesting. I also think if you're going to move it, move it to the respective home stadium.

Like, I want Florida in Athens. I want to go to Gainesville. So it doesn't make sense to me if you're going to move it from the neutral site to two additional neutral sites. Doesn't it make sense to me. Yeah, wouldn't that have been a nice little treat just for two years to be able to play in the home stadiums? I think it would be great. And I think they'd probably see that, like, that's an even better environment. than the world's largest cocktail party

and the smell. Have you guys been to Jacksonville? It stinks. Yeah, you're right about that. Yeah, but when's the last time you were there? Because Jacksonville keeps getting mad at me because I say that because it's paper mills and they say that that's an outdated reference by me. I haven't been to Jacksonville in about six years. I went to the game this year. It smelled like garbage. Okay. So it still smells bad. The thing that I want to ruling from you on Elle before we let you go and I will remind

everybody that you should watch L on ESPN's vibe check. It is on Disney Plus, not Disney minus. It's every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 5 p.m. We had a ranking of what the worst kinds of crying is. Jeremy made a big list of tier of tears where we have a ranking from bottom to top because we couldn't decide whether sobbing was worse than wailing and weeping. So where did you land on your hierarchy and see if you have any objections here, L, to how Jeremy ranked these? Okay, from the very beginning here, we have frog in the throat, sniffling, sniveling, lamenting, choking back tears. Is it dusty in here? Cutting onions? Allergies. Shetting a tear, boo-hooing, whimpering, crying. The morning cry, like in the AM, the morning cry, as if you

are mourning a death. Bursting into tears, waterworks, crying a river, bawling, crying your eyes out, hysterical crying, crocodile tears, blubbering, weeping, sobbing, the shower cry, wailing, the car cry, and the single No Sean Moreno tear. Wow. God, how depressed are you? Really. How do we have mourning, like, someone's death in the middle?

A shower cry? You've never cried in the shower, hell? I can't imagine. I don't remember a time where I was just in the shower. I was like, this is the time for a good crying. It's a good spot because you can just let all the liquids out. The nose, the mouth, the ramen noodles, huh? All the liquid.

And you're sort of ashamed and alone with your crying. It's a vulnerability you don't want anyone in your family to see. And you're also nude. Okay. Well, I just assumed it was sort of like the water trick when you have to pee and you let water run. So it will convince your body that you have to pee too. Maybe it's the same way for your eyes. Can I throw one on there that I personally hate?

I hate the cry when someone's trying to talk through the cry. Oh, the hiccup cry? I just don't understand why I just don't understand why they don't want me That's blubbering That's blubbering That's blubbering? Is it not? Is it not? I think that's like a blubbering.

I'll put it just a tick above blubbering So the talk through cry. Talk through cry And then I do one I do one personally That I don't think is on your list as well And I hate that I do it But I, the warning cry

Where I warn you I'm about to cry So I do that a lot actually I'll start to say something I'll be like, and when it comes to my kids, I'm sorry, I'm above to cry. I am. Yes. I do. I do. I do that. My dad's been doing that a lot. That's just going just above allergies and below shedding an actual tier. Oh, okay. All right. So you don't like the warning. You don't want to be warned that there are emotions that are coming and they're manifesting.

This is not a power rankings, Elle. This is a, we're talking about the power of your cry. So the most powerful cry is that Noshan Moreno tier, the most intense cry, right? That's a thug tear. A bug, sobbing above anything else. Oh, a thug tear. Oh, man. It's a thug tear. Do you know how hard it is to just have one singular tear come out of one eye?

It's the Dinsel cry. It's beautiful. It's a mystery of crying. Let's identify then here. These are Diana Rusini's kids. What would you say this is right here? Joey, off the oven. What do you want?

What are you looking for? I don't know where your allosaurus is. What are you looking for? No lollipops. No lollipops. Wow. That's a reason not to have kids right there. What's the word we give that?

Is that sobbing? Is that wailing? What is gnashing? What is that? Yeah, being a toddler. Like, it's so relatable. I would say that's, yeah, that's like, That's like a wine blubbering.

I think it's like a mix of both, but it's incredibly related. My son had that same reaction today. He started screaming this morning at breakfast, like screaming at the top of his lungs. I said, what's wrong with you, Zander? And he said, my cinnamon roll is hot. I was like, Jesus Christ. Diana's exasperation is exactly how I feel 90% of the time. So yeah, that's one of those.

You just got to ignore them. She said it publicly. Zander is her favorite. I can't believe she said it publicly. She just doubled down on it. It's lovely seeing you, as always. Vibe check, Disney Plus, Monday, Wednesday, Friday, 5 p.m. Eastern. Nice seeing you, Elle.

Thank you. Bye, y'all. And sports center. Bye, yeah. And also Sports Center where Amin is hoping that she will be wearing a Georgia Tech yellow jackets. I won't be. Baseball cap. Get out of here, Elle.

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Adeltery. Oh! We are back. We're waiting for this one. This is the Dan Lebatar show with the Stugats. We are talking a lot about the best teams in the NFL, and I believe the best one I saw Sunday lost and had four interceptions because the staturedum about the statum about. to give you. Maybe you will not be surprised by this, but the 2013 Broncos and the 2000 St. Louis

Rams. That's the greatest show on turf, okay? And the Seahawks, these Seahawks are the only teams since 2000 to have through 10 games of the season a point differential of at least 100, but they're negative on the turnover differential. They're so good at offense that they turn the ball over a ton, but they have a point differential over 100. It's the greatest show on turf, and I believe it's MVP Manning, 2013 Broncos, an offense that was really good. I think the fact that the Seahawks were kicking against the Rams for the game with that amount of turnovers makes them a team that even though they lost, I know we don't do this when teams lose, But even though they lost, they showed me something that makes me think that this might be a team that is so much better than the other teams, that even against the Rams on the road, the Rams team that we all know to be good, a Rams team that in the last seven games, their quarterback has 22 touchdowns and zero interceptions, they were kicking for the game at the end.

I believe people are sleeping on the Seahawks just because they've lost a couple of times to the Bucks at home. and I know that that seems to be their fatal flaw that Donald's going to have the turnovers but if he doesn't have the turnovers they're going to beat you and even if he does have the turnovers they're probably going to beat you. I have a stat to sort of support

what you're saying here Dan. Start of the day, start of the day in this year, start of the day start of the day, start of the day, in this year, start of the day start of the day, start of the day, start of the day, This year, start of the day.

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Seahawks wide receiver, Jackson Smith, Injigba. Careful. Is the first player in NFL history to record. 45 plus receiving yards in 10 straight games to begin a season. That's the type of weapon that Sam Darnold has there. So if he doesn't turn the ball over, he has one of the elite receivers in the game, period. He's magic, that guy. He's a Lobo's MVP candidate.

That's how good he is. Sam Donald's situation, I think, is pretty interesting because as opposed to last year, and granted, at this time last year, we're wondering, okay, is Sam Donald real? And kind of found out maybe he wasn't. Minnesota was going to have a decision whether we want to keep him or not keep him. Seattle already made a decision. Like he's the guy.

Short term, long term, this is the guy they're building their team with. Amin, can you give us an NBA stat of the day? Certainly. Let's play the music again so that we can do an NBA stat of the day as well. I was going to ask for the long version. Start of the day.

This year, start of the day. Start of the day, start of the day. in this year start of the day start of the day start of the day in this year start of the day start of the day start of the day

in this year start of the day so Dan the thunder won big last night and once again Chey Gilles-Elexander did not play in the fourth quarter however he only scored 23 points the game before that

he scored 30 points without playing in the fourth quarter so I looked up who leads the league all time in 30-point games without playing in the fourth quarter. Well, I want to guess. You want to guess? Yeah.

Go ahead. Michael Jordan. No, sorry. I should say the stats only go back to 96-97. Oh. But also, Michael Jordan didn't sit out a lot of fourth quarters because back then, everybody played 48 minutes. So, Shagos Alexander is actually tied for second with 24 such games.

Number one, Steph Curry, 29. they beat new orleans last night new orleans is a sewer like as a basketball city zion williamson is going to be a historic bust he lost a bunch of weight and still doesn't play enough i'd be really sad if i were a pelicans fan but uh i don't recall i may be doing this wrong for all the legend of michael jordan i don't remember them always being up by 30 i don't I don't remember what OKC is presently doing where their star can sit out all the fourth quarters going back to last year is something I only remember Golden State doing in my lifetime watching basketball. Do I not have the proper recall on what Michael Jordan's teams were doing? I don't remember them, not even the year that they won 70 plus games.

Do I remember them always being up by 30? So, Dan, the best net rating of all time was the 95-96 Bulls. It's broken right now by the current Oklahoma City Thunder. Let's see if they can finish the season out. But number, I guess, three, is the Thunder last year. Number four is the Bulls from 96-97. So they were very dominant. But, Dan, again, it was very rare.

The idea that you would sit your players in the fourth quarter because you were up so big. that wasn't really a thing that much in the NBA. You had to take it to like five minutes or four minutes left in the game before you pull your starters. What is the shirt you're wearing Zaz? Why are you wearing that shirt? It's my favorite rapper, Playboy Cardi.

He was here the other night at Ammer and Bank Arena. Did you go see it? No, no, you would never catch me at that show. My son went. My son, my son's a big fan. My son loves rap music, and he loves Playboy Cardi. And my son was there at two nights ago. He bought me a shirt.

That is your son making fun of you, right? That is your son disrespecting you. Maybe. I wasn't sure. Like, he went to the show Sunday night. He loves, he had VIP. He loves Playboy Cardi. And he came home, and yesterday he showed me a couple shirts he bought.

He goes, here, I bought this one for you. I was like, wow, that's awesome. I will wear it tomorrow. He might be mocking me. I'll know for sure. I'm pretty sure he's mocking. Playboy Cardi, the antagonist tour. Any relationship to Rico Cardi, the former great baseball player?

Why do you do this? You did this with Alonzo morning. You are descending into the same joke again and again. Somebody says a word, and then you just name the... Playboy, Rico Cardi? I mean, they could be related. Yeah, they are related. It's called word association.

It's a fun game, okay, Dan? No, they are absolutely related. Okay, excellent. Can you please give me the playing ears of the baseball player that Greg Cody is mentioning? Underrated, not quite a Hall of Famer. But pretty close. Tell you what. He gave me the shirt.

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