The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: Giddy Up

Episode Date: July 25, 2023

Greg Cote proves that the sequel is never as good as the original. Plus, some serious news regarding Bronny James' collapse at a USC workout, LeBron's tweets and more. Also, Stugotz's Weekend Observations.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Dunlabel Tarshow with the Stugat's Podcast. So one of the truly delightful things that happened yesterday amid the how many days since technological meltdown counter got reset back to zero because the video system broke down. One of the delightful things that happened was that we were forced to innovate and Stugots found his future, I mean is it main hustle at this point? It's clearly a side hustle already, but it feels like you're...

It's a side hustle that could turn into a main hustle. Yeah. So it's good. TikTok live. If you have not listened to this audio only segment from yesterday, I highly encourage it. It was the only segment in the history of sports media that involves stugots repeating the word glizzies while also FaceTiming Joe Thysman. Correct.

Yes. I apologize to Joe. We said, uh, no problem. You're funny. I said, you're a good man, sir. But yes, I face time, Joe thysman. Uh, we later on, we were talking about the commanders, but the face time dead, Joe thysman was completely a coincidence.

Joe likes the football team, just so you know, he did. Like you know, when I get a text from thysman, that's, it's not stopping at, hey, you're funny. Like we continued all day, it's going on right now. He likes the Washington football team as a name. Oh, you guys are workshopping the rebrand. Well, we were the baby commanders. I said, I like the Washington football team. You guys laughed at me. I asked Joe a legendary Washington quarterback. He said the football team was fine. He liked it. The headline here is that we said

Sue Godson a path to take down Pinkie doll. Yes. I'm the biggest TikTok influencer there is. NPC. Did I do it? I think I like our foundation. Okay. Same. And so today, Mike, we're going to explain

our next rollout in this project. Who leads me? Yeah. We're gonna explain our next rollout in this project. Who needs me? Yeah! Wow. Greg, do you have any idea what any of the words you've said, being? I'm trying to figure out what TikTok means.

Right. I know my podcast has a TikTok channel, if it's called a channel, but I never, I'm involved with it, I don't do anything. I don't know whether there's a hyphen in TikTok or not. I'm just unfamiliar. I know it's a social media sensation. Perfect.

That kind of thing. All right, so there's a super star called Pinkie Doll that gets awarded gifts. They show up as animated emojis that show up on the screen. And each gift actually has a real life monetary value. Okay. And whenever she receives a gift, like ice cream, she says, mm, ice cream's so good. I know when I was in Gengang.

When I was a kid, I played TikTok toe. Is there anything similar? Is it like that kind of thing or that kind of thing? So what we're gonna do is Fuentes, our handy dandy TikTok person, is going to activate our TikTok live. And we did do a brief run through. I told you, you have to textualize the screen.

You have to become an influencer. You have to have catch phrases for every gift that you have and you have to repeat it. It's kind of a bit of a memory game for you. Oh, yeah. How many different gifts are there? Well, the thing is to find out. I really know. Sometimes a cowboy hat and a mustache

will show up on your face and you got to improvise. But when you improvise, just remember, that needs to remain a string throughout. Because everything that you do is a potential gold mine for catchphrases. Oh, God, okay. But like how many different ones are there? Like there's a hundred different ones?

Scores, scores. Oh, my God. I don't know, Lucy, I'm looking at you. There's a lot. A lot. But you won't get a ton because each thing costs a different amount. So people don't want to send the really expensive ones. We got to get a lot of roses. Now with that attitude. Yeah. Right. Exactly. What are the most expensive ones? It's like like there's like a raccoon one that's a little more expensive. They're like more animated people. There are a lot of options. How about a diamond ring?

I think there's a diamond in there. Yeah, you get diamonds. That's how you get paid diamonds. Oh, let's test this out. Inactual diamonds. If someone throws you a rose on the screen, it would be cool. How would you say?

How would I see it? You will see it all pop up on your screen. We have a phone in front of you right now that you're gonna play to. You're gonna play to that camera. Okay. So if someone throws you a cartoon rose, what is your reaction gonna be?

My reaction is gonna be Villarose Pizza. Oh, great. Now you have to do it every time, you see a rose though. What happens if someone gives you pizza? Villarose Pizza. What happens if someone gives you pizza? Is that one of the things?

I think so. Oh boy. I gotta tell you know, or I can't figure it out though. Okay, I have figured out got to tell you know or I got to figure it out though. Okay. I have figured out. Yeah. How long will I take to figure it out? I'd start thinking about it. Like there's dozens is an infinite number of different emojis people can throw at me. Is it terrifying? Well, we have now loaded up your TikTok live. I see red hearts. All right. So what's your thing whenever you get a heart?

Is that one of them? I think so. It could be. It could be. Also solicit gifts right now. Tell the audience. You want their gifts. You want glizzies.

You want ice cream. You want. Oh, Greg. Okay. Look at me with a hat. I sent you a rose. That's a pretty good thing. Oh, wow.

Okay. I don't know. Must be in the roses. like that great. That was that's who got this catchphrase. That's Villa Rose pizza All right, you got a gift go go go. All right. What was that? They're all coming from us. I didn't see it sad. You got a hat on come on. We got we have this up Pull your party hat another cowboy hat a party hat on don't look at me. Okay, where's my party hat? Look at the camera on the phone. I'm looking at all the people who are drinking off to this He wants his hat free. Get a bear bear. What is that? There's a bear. It's a bear. That's not a bear

It's a bear. Okay, do something with a bear. Okay, I can't bear it. Okay, but do stuff with your hands, too This is new to me. You got a ask him all. You got a cowboy hat. Come on, I like a cowboy hat. You, hey, get it up, get it up, get it up, get it up. There you go, that's your thing. Every time you get a cowboy hat, you do that. That exact thing. Ooh, a panda bear?

What is that? Wow. Yeah, you can't ask what is that. You got to just react to it. I can barely see it, it's tiny. Get closer. There, hang on just a second. Just raise something, lady. Okay, where's that pair of red. Bear, hang on just a second. Just for a second. Right, somebody.

Okay, where's that pair of red song? Stop asking out loud what something is and you just rearry. It fairness to Greg, I need my glasses. Do you want my glasses? Yeah, let me try mine. Okay, all right, very good. You're bad at this. I think I think so, got some safe.

So it was pinky doll. Don't even, like, don't even consider pinky doll, right? Well, hot dog in a bear. You got a hot dog, okay. Thanks them for the glizzies. For the love of Joey Chess not Excellent the classic old person moved to look up for the love of Joey Chess not yeah I think you're starting to get the hang of this a little bit

Okay, what is that the high heel a high heel? That's high for loop. Oh a cowboy hat. Whoo Giddy up giddy up giddy up giddy up, giddy up, giddy up. Sorry. Don't apologize. Okay. Are you liking this? You're being adorned with praise right now. You're making money Greg.

You're making real money about doing. Get closer to the camera. All of this goes to charity by the way. Every cent I earn. It'll be like a dollar. All right, but that's what I'm saying. But we're more on keep it. That is what you're earning, sense.

Okay. Anything north of a dollar? Yeah. Going in your pocket. Exactly. You're It is what you're earning sense. Okay. Anything north of a dollar. Yeah. Going in your pocket. Exactly. You're missing. You're missing gifts. All right, a rose by any other name.

Ah. Love that. I thought you were doing Villa Rose pizza. That's a thorn in my son. God's gonna have to take over. Priggas. Priggas. Oh, yeah.

I'm ready to hand this off to Stugas. Oh, God's get in there too and share the microphone. Yes. Show me how to do it. Show him how it's done. Show me how to do it. Greg, you were really, our expectations are low, but holy shit. You were so excited to do this.

I really wasn't. I was super excited, I think, because it's like classic old guy new technology. But also Greg loves crooning. Greg, this is a crooning app. And Greg loves Greg. Right, of course. Get out of the way, let the professional handle this.

Of course, Paul, I could barely even see what the little part of it. You're bad at it. You stink. Greg, get out, so you got to show him how it's done. Show me how it's done, boss. All right. You're not going with the glasses with a badge attached,

that was kind of your avatar. Yeah, now I gotta find them though, I'm using Greg's glasses. Oh, these are terrible glasses. No wonder you can't see. You just got a boxer robe. I don't know musta be in the roses. Hey, bear.

You got just learned that glasses are different based on who has those glasses. I'm terrible. Oh, strumming the guitar. Bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapap I was yeah, okay, sorry come up with something for corn. I will oh didn't you say it was in your poop Corn is in my poop. I love corn in my poop little corn in the cob in the poop. What else do I have? Whoa, I love corn in the cob in the poop. I don't know Must to be in the roses. I'm gonna change that to run for the roses run Run run for the roses can't do that. Oh there my glasses. I'm gonna change that to run for the roses. Run, run, run for the roses. Can't do that. Oh,

there. Oh, there. I already have a thing. We are back. Okay. Hey, bear. All right. All right, Greg, are you learning? Are you learning? This is good shit right here. This is, this is how it's done. Hold on a sec. I'm gonna change the bear to Chris Faleca. Every time I see a bear, it's Chris Faleca. I like tape. Bear. I don't know musta be in the roses. Time to make the donuts. Greg, are you learning? I'm waiting. Yeah, I'm learning.

So Greg, you need to have a catch phrase for every single symbol that is thrown up. Right home cowboy. That's the last show I was doing with my hand, you know what I'm saying? I got a gift. How about that? Rhythm cowboy! We are so trendy. Flames, fire, or briles, say hi to them when you go to hell. I thought yesterday was hot, hot, hot. It was. Yeah, hot, hot.

A slice of the pie. That's a terrible one. This is what Dan meant by younger and smarter. Fight Piazza. Yeah. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not. A slice of the pie. That's a terrible one.

This is what Dan meant by younger and smarter. Mike Piazza. You're not doing enough with your hands. Well, I'm sitting. It's, you know, I'm not in a normal position. We're talking with your hands all the time, but when you're on TikTok and you're supposed to, you stop. Yeah, I know. I know. All the bolts. I love the bolts, Austin Eccler underpaid. Watermelon, a slice of heaven. What do you mean?

Watermelon, what do you mean? What do I mean? I don't know. Slice to heaven, a slice of watermelon. Oh, okay. He's a slice of heaven. Yeah, that's it. Damn right.

I'm twisted up like a pretzel. Don Lebatard. Greg Cody, your thoughts? Stugats. Greg? Okay, very good. Yeah, no, I'm here. DCC Don Lebatard your thoughts? Stugats. Greg? Okay, very good. Yeah, no, I'm here. DCC Dan Lebathar Show with a Stugats.

So that's like, been made me a little sad. I think we all expected that Greg, his ability to see might have been stronger, enabling him to be the crooner that we know him to be. He did get the Tick Tick joke, toe joking. He did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't describe how uncomfortable I was doing that because until 10 minutes earlier, I had no idea what this was. Not just Tick Tock, but roses and worth money.

This is all something that was totally foreign to me. And then not being able to, now, don't get me wrong. When the cowboy hat was superimposed over my cat. You loved it. I loved it. I would like to go, I would wear a cowboy hat non-stop because that was a beautiful thing. But the little rose, it looked like a pair of red,

it looked like a red socks logo to me, the rows. Greg, I want to take full responsibility for two things. Number one, putting you through that in that way, no explanation, but number two, I want to take full responsibility for the gift you've given us of being the control group in society that still is rightfully confused by what the f*** is happening online. Thank you. You need to watch Pinkie doll. I think you get it

She's a mystro. You gotta just give my dad some slack He learned this weekend whose Sebastian Manescalco is He's great by the way. I'm just telling you my dad I'm gonna see him. He goes. He goes who's that never heard of them Look, you don't have to be a big Sebastian fan, but he just had no clue. He existed It's all moving faster my dad and then he went down a rabbit hole the next day. He's like, that guy's funny. He was great. I binged him for an hour and a half on Saturday. I want to see him at Hard Rock Live. It was laugh out loud for me. Yeah. It was this side of the glasses loving Sebastian Manascalco. I mean, he has an ability to really make you

let he's relatable and he has an ability to make you laugh without cursing and no cursus. Yeah. And he's a physical comic. Take no problem. He's a physical comic. Like shade of me reminds me of the late grade George Carlin in terms of the physicality of his act. Fantastic. Highly recommended to anybody who had an heard of him like me. You guys should check out Chris rock. I've heard of him. This show contains multitudes. And I feel like we gotta do the thing where we acknowledge what's happening in the outside world as sports news is actually demanding that we acknowledge it in July.

Because there are a couple of stories that are tricky for us to handle, but I'm so excited to handle them for you. Because they all kind of interlink in ways that are kind of eerie. And so the most uncomfortable one is this update we just got about Ronnie James. So Ronnie James is LeBron James's son. He goes to USC. He's in all

American. He's the most famous kid in college basketball. And he started a cardiac arrest on Monday, fell to the floor on the court. And Sean Shirani was reporting that he was taking to the hospital. He's now in stable condition. No longer in the ICU. There's a whole statement. Medical staff created him. We are very happy that this did not become something more than that. Bronnie James' heart stopped while playing basketball. And he had to be nurse back to health, nurse back to life. Well, Bron James almost lost his son on a basketball court in Southern California. We found out about it today. I can't even imagine

the terror that went through the James family. I hope, Ronnie, can continue to play the sport and continue to live a healthy life, but that that is stunning in the moment. And I'm almost glad we found out about it a day later because the reckless speculation, uh, and the panic around that story. I don't know, they kept it quiet, especially in a hub like Los Angeles where TMZ is lurking by in every corner and he's so high profile. It's amazing that this story was kept under wraps as long as it was. It did feel like TMZ waiting a day to break this in conjunction with Shams was a nod to the gravity of what was its stake.

And it does feel also like, again, how do we process news in the modern era? I'll tell you where my brain went. My brain went to a, thank God he's okay. What a horrific news cycle that would have been. And also a real life event. Period, absent any of this news stuff. But number two, my brain went to, am I just going to Twitter search or

X search vaccine conspiracies now? Because anything involving the heart. This is the more hamlin story. Yeah. I just can feel it already brewing, even if I haven't even done the search yet. He was happening with Shaka Hislap, who passed out while covering a real Madrid game at the Rose Bowl. Uh, happened to Kionte Johnson as well when he passed out at the Florida game. Yes. And in all of these cases, like, I'm not here to relitigate a vaccine conspiracy. Yeah. Don't forget Christian Erickson.

No, at the time, it wasn't Vax, but was being propped up. That was a sort of all these theories that people just dropped at if they take the vaccine. And in the moment, you don't have finality either way on your hypothesis and you just take everything as confirmation by the so the point that people think that Demar Hamlin's a cloth. Right. And all conspiracies, all theories are rooted

in a plausibility. And when something happens like this, you don't know. And so at some point, yes, we will do the statistical evaluation of, okay, how often do things like this happen with people who are vaccinated? Was Brony James vaccinated? We don't know. And also, by the way, cardiac issues have been around sports long before the coronavirus. The vaccine and the vaccine and all of this stuff. We've had examples of this throughout sports. Yes. Yes. Yes. When he's having all the way up to professional. When Hank gathers happened, there wasn't anybody

pistol. You know, letting bias. There weren't people out there saying, oh, the vaccine got him. So as that is happening, as I presume it's happening on the internet, and I'll say, and thankfully it's happening like a day after. Again, right? Every confirmation that there was a 911 call, this happened. There were sirens on the ambulance, like this is a degree of concern that was beyond the, let's just be, doodiful to be, you know, safe here.

There was actual concern for his life. Yeah, there was a coordinated effort to also keep the privacy and respect for the family, which I find actually oddly hopeful. A rare, a rare line when it comes to what dignity we're preserving. But simultaneous to all of this, this thread interlinking news on the internet is the fact that as we're talking a minute ago, Shamsharaniah has a follow-up story

about how Jalen Brown disagreed to a five year, $304 million super max contract. The richest deal in NBA history, as we've anticipated, as we've been wondering what's taking us along with Jalen Brown. And the reason this connects back to all of these stories is because now that we know that Bronie is okay, we can also do a little bit of hypothesizing about the timeline of his dads, tweets about money in sports, and we realize that when LeBron was posting that meme about

how he was forest gump running towards the money that the Saudis were offering. Well, now the timeline's a little confusing to me and I don't want to dwell on that, but the point is here we are now LeBron James, Jalen Brown, Dreymon Green, Janis Antidakumpo, all of these guys figuring into this conversation about our NBA players being paid enough. And should they actually be running to the Saudi sovereign wealth fund to get what they're not being offered domestically? Well, I, you mentioned the timing of it. And by reports of call went out in the morning around like nine, 23 local time and that tweet went out later in the evening. One can assume LeBron by then

had been given all assurance that, uh, Bronnie was okay. He was, he's moved out of the ICU. So LeBron decides to venture into the social media landscape after all of this. And he picks a pretty taboo subject. And LeBron, who is now without controversy when weighing in on China decides to have a laugh with all the Saudi money being spilled. Well, as did Dremon Green. As did Janis, who said, I kind of look like Kylian Mbappe, who just got off for it as we talked about yesterday's show, reportedly, yeah, close to 700, whatever it is, half a billion dollars for a year.

Reports out there, and we don't know the true number, but there are reports out there that the entire package transfer fee, player wages, additional endorsements. It's a belly for one year with the acknowledgement that in Bope can go to Real Madrid at the end of the contract. So instinctively, I understand if you're an MBA player who is not making that much money despite being literally LeBron James or Janis or even Drey Monde, I understand why your instinct is to laugh and wonder about a world in which you did get paid that because some sovereign wealth fund was going

to pay you that. What Mike brought up about the word taboo is what was so fascinating to me is because it did not feel like that taboo even vaguely registered with the speed and the humor with which these guys are tweeting about it. And it made me wonder, it made me wonder about if the entire sports washing conversation. It's just already over. Like this is, it's, this is just, this is just another sign that the argument's done. Pablo, you were saying like when they, when they have their board meetings over in the

kingdom of Saudi Arabia, the person that has the sports account and we try to figure out what the end game is. Yes. Yesterday we talked about there's celebration when he sees LeBron normalizing the conversation. The greatest high fives. Look, the post of funny meme. Oh my gosh, we did it. He wants our money.

He did a Joe mission accomplished. We have these guys that were not even offering contracts to asking us to offer them contracts. And that's the point, like that's the point to me. So is this chest being played by the Saudi Arabian government in terms of will there be returns on this financial investment? I don't know. I just know that the point at which you are willing to joke about this, let alone the point at which you will watch to joke about this let alone the point at which you will watch games because you love them more than you hate the people who are buying them. Then all of this proves the point that they're just here now and the conversations

over. I would love to name or to tweet about Jalen Brown's contract and say, imagine what he could get if he could go left. Imagine what he'd be able to make if he could dribble. Because it's not like there is an absurd money being spent in the NBA. I understand looking at it through that entire prism and believing whatever aggregate you run through

and we don't know the actual numbers of in-bop A's deal, but yes, they got paid more handsomely in that sport than basketball. It's not capped over there. But also the follow-up question then to me is like, well, what did LeBron, Dreymon, Yannis, what did they pay in exchange for these tweets? What's the cost incurred?

And to me, the cost incurred is only a cost that I can impose as guy filling in for Dan LeBatar trying to do a serious story after we did TikTok live. We just to say that I hope that it costs him his credibility when it comes to being a moral authority on other stuff, because that's the only cost we can levie. You really think that's going to happen though? You know better than that. It happened in the public eye when it came to the China stuff and it's something that he's had to live with every time he weighs in on anything.

His silence. Because people are always throwing in his face the China stuff and I found it. I found it really surprising that he decided to venture into those waters again considering how China went for him and he does seem to be a guy that relishes the reputation that he could be a moral authority. Historically, he's done a lot with the platform. The convenience of what part of your conscience is activated by horrifying stories. Lebron should speak about the issues that are important to him,

on Gladys family is safe, and healthy all of that. What I'm wondering about is whether that math of, oh, there are all these other people living under the thumb of this regime This regime with a day actually matter to my math. In this time for us two guts to share his game notes, no one in the media will tell you what happened better than my voice too. We can't observations brought to you by Miller Light, great taste, 96 calories available for delivery. Din! He comes and goes weaving between his ESPN responsibilities and whatever it is he's supposed to be doing for Metal Arc media. He was here a couple of weeks ago not here last week, but Dan, after receiving a text from him over the weekend, asking me

to bring him some cannabis on Monday morning, make no mistake about it. Just like that, Pablo Torre is back. Thank you, by the way. You're welcome. He came through. I did not think you would come through, but you are two for two on that request being fulfilled. There's more in my backpack. Oh. Yes.

If you want, just say it. Note it. Okay. Hosting a panel with Peyton Manning this week in New York, thinking about calling a me-lie just for the joke. I have to do that, right? You're hosting a panel with Peyton Manning. Don't ask me how I got roped into this. Well you can ask me. I can pitch him on some quarterbacks. I'm not certain what I'm supposed to

do. I'm supposed to show up there. It's me, Goliath, Goliath, Peyton Manning, the Rodger could dial. What? Wow. You're on a panel with Roderick Adel? I have very the lead on that. Yeah. Oh, I mean, Peyton Manning. Heavloinder now. Is Roderick Adel know this? I have no idea.

You said roped into this. It's like heaven for you. Well, I know, but if you're wondering how I got roped into it, money. Vacation days. Really? How much did you have to pay them? Hey. My paradox is said, I was a classic over-brusher.

After I told her, I loved her. I asked her for her top five over-brusher's of all time. It was a reflex reaction. She looked at me like I was crazy. Top five people at sports that I imagine are classic over brushes. Number five, Dan Campbell. Number four, Mike Keenan. I went off the board on you. I went off the board on you. I went off the board on you. I know Mike, off the board. And you loved it.

Number three, Bill Cower. Number two, Bo Polini. That's a good one. Wow. And number one, Will Mushchamp. So just to recap, your paradigm just said that you brush your teeth too much. Classic over-brush your, yes.

Let the toothbrush do the work. Stop working so hard, you know? Huh, the electric toothbrush, it goes around and around and around. You don't need to do anything. Just place it where you want your teeth brushed. That's what you told me. But I know.

It's going round and around and around and around. I'm really digging in there and I don't need to dig in there and it's making my gums worse. The only place where you're not lazy. The rare do less from the dentist. Watch out for the reds. Lino messy. Do it in the premier league.

I don't like this whole messy thing. Did he ever play in that league? No, but he beat Premier League teams in the Champions League. Really? Well, do it somewhere else. He's done it almost everywhere. I want a world cup. Do it in MLS. He's a child's player, right? Do it again in the MLS. He's a child splitter, huh? We do it again in the M.O.S. I was watching the baseball hall of fame induction ceremony over the weekend. They introduced Ozzy Smith and I blurted out not a hall of fame. The wizard.

The greatest defensive shortstop of all time is not a hall of fame. The top five hall of fameers who shouldn't be in the Hall of Fam. Number five Bill Mazoroski. Maz. Number four. Burt by 11. Burt by 11. Number three. Lyle 11. Ozzy Smith. The Wizard. You can't have ten. I got it it I heard you the first time burp you home by 11 you also don't know how to say Chuck noblock Chuck noblock You always say noblock. I do Aussie Smith. I am sorry. You cannot have ten homers have a career average of 262

Have you know 300 or be eyes for a 20-year career and being the hall of fame? I don't care. I want to hear about it. He does not deserve to be in the Hall of Fame. And neither does Bert. Bert I think has as many losses as he does wins. He wasn't that good. 300 wins you get in. He stuck around for three decades. Enough. Number two, Phil Necro. No business being in that Hall of Fame. Zero. Classic compiler. Yup.

Number one, Phil Resuda. The scooter. He had one MVP season and that is it. And one MVP season does not make you a Hall of Famer. It's the Hall of Fame Pablo. It's not the Hall of very good. Wow. We're pretty good. In the case of Phil Negro. Look at his ERA. It's terrible. Doesn't deserve it. Scott Rowan is three years younger than I am. Let that sink in. I feel bad for Scott Roland still.

Tom Mammanski should have gone into the Hall of Fame with Fred McGriff, the crime dog, Jim Tome might want to consider a salad once in a while. Come on. It's getting away from him. Still. I mean, I'm no one to be. We salad once in a while. Come on. It's getting away from him Still, I mean, I'm no one to be our living glass houses. You're right Said this yesterday. I'll say it again because it's worth repeating Ricky Henderson still looks like he could swipe 50 bags That's true. He does looks great Mike Greenberg Decide the show up to his radio show

and asked if it's unfair to start having the Brady Mahomes discussion. Hey, Greenie, get back to me in 50,000 yards, 400 touchdown passes, and four rings. Hashtag, Greenie. Hahahaha. Hashtag, Jolani. I've never seen a team. Ed City. So excited to up their record to five at 14 on the season. Inter Miami act like you've been there before. What was that? It's been in count for that record. Is it different competition? I don't care. It's their fifth win of the year. It's not it like I have.

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Congratulations on winning the Open Championship. Tati Aadz du Pada di in about 18 minutes. You just remembered you have an interview. You can schedule interviews in the middle of our show. Sorry. And as a bonus, decide to take Chris Cody with you. Yeah, well, it's a golf interview. I mean, what do you mean?

I'll take Greg. Chris was disappointed. She had it. It's a golf interview. I mean, what do you mean? I'll take Greg this Was disappointed That the sue Craig Bigeo wore to the Hall of Fame ceremony wasn't dirty and surprised He didn't jump on stage Five seconds before his name was announced was he wearing a elbow guard at least he was That's that's the BG.. Oh, I know. Going outside dangerous game. Pablo using several words that I'll pretend to know the meaning of. But won't collision course. Tampa Bay rays. Welcome to second place. Told you to keep an eye in the o's the baseball Hall of Fame has lost its luster

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