The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: Jeremy Teaches 3rd Grade Math

Episode Date: December 12, 2025

"All you had to do was say George Clooney is gonna be there." Mike tries to get Roy and his co-host of The Hockey Show, David Dwork, to convince their wives to go to the Cyclones' championship match tonight. Plus, John Cena, touching wood, and PPR or Half-PPR? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stucats podcast. And you thought that I wasn't going to come, and I wasn't going to come. And the reason that I came is because I heard that someone said yesterday that I was an embarrassment to our people. Someone insinuated that I disappeared because I wasn't an embarrassment to our people. This got a chiwa over there with that great shit on his face. And if you go back and you look, Mike, if you, it happens to know, and Pablo Tori can maybe find out. We look at the old videos from the Clevelander.

That beer that he had before, that was blacker than a means beer. So someone needs to look into that situation. Me, an embarrassment to our people. You know it's an embarrassment to our people? This guy can't even say regettone. That's an embarrassment to our people. is right about that. I, sir,

am no embarrassment to our people. I am our people. Yeah, you are. Yeah, people. Ah, the nuttiest fan. It was brought to you by Hampton Farms. Get Nutty with Hampton Farms, the official peanut of bowl season.

And congratulations there. To Pippo, he is the 2025, nudiest fan of the college football season. With six catches for 117 yards. and three touchdowns on October 22nd, 2006, the 37th most points in a half-P-R game by a tight end. Tickle me. Algae Crumpler.

Whoa. Half PPR? Half PPR. Okay. It's important. The rankings wouldn't change, right? Half PPR, full PPR? It does change.

Why would it change? Because more catches equals more points. That's right. Yeah, but the stats, like, the stats stay the same. I see what you're asking. I'm trying to think if you're right. Points per reception. would be more if the point is worth a point instead of a half point.

I don't think the rankings would change. Relative to each other. Algae crumpler, algae crumpler in full PPR. Look up full PPR. 46. Wow. Wait a minute. It only means that the same game?

It only means that the position group is worth more in your league if it's a whole point. Guys, but. I see something out of the corner of my eye. I'll be right back. I understand what you're saying Right? As you're with me I can be an idiot with these types of things No no I know what you're saying

I'm trying to think if you're right But Kyle Pitts would have more points Because he had 11 catches But compared to other players Because the yards Right so if the yards If every 10 yards is a point Right

The guys with more yards We're saying to rank More yards but fewer catches it's going to be higher up. But if every catch gets an extra bump, then it would have before. Mike, give everyone a clue everyone into who you brought into the studio here. I brought in David Dwork.

Why? Long-time colleague, friend, the hockey shows of the hockey show with Roy Bellamy. Right. I have a couple questions. Okay. A couple questions because today, as you know, it's Battle Corps Championship Day. You and the fam invited? Oh, no, Roy.

I feel like this is not good for Roy. Are you taking part in this? I thought Roy was participating in a media game. I have since found out that it's a media skate. Are you taking part in this media skate? Yes. How many training sessions have you had for this leisurely jaunt around the ice rink? You could argue I've been training for this my whole life.

I was going to say, these are two different level. This guy used to play hockey, so he probably doesn't need the skating lessons. When is the winter skate taking place? We don't know yet. Roy is telling me. Is it possible it doesn't happen? It's possible. Roy is telling me he can't make the BattleCorp Championship for a team that he co-owns.

We do this together. This is like a family. When you're a clone, you're a clone for life. He is not coming to the Battle Court Championship today, Devils v. Cyclones, because he is training for this casual skate around. Is this a bad excuse? First off, can I just say go cyclones? There you go. Of course.

Good start. Roy, you should have started there. Secondly, Thanks, Chris. It sounds like it could be in the realm of a bad excuse, but I do not mess with a man's training regimen. And if that's what Roy says he needs,

to be ready. Let me butt in here. Please. Is it the bullshit? Is it the bullshit? I've been known to sling a little bullshit in my lover. So it is the bullshit. You see, Roy, I told you.

I'm not confirming that that was bullshit. No, no. You said it. It's the bullshit. totally different are you coming to the game I'm waiting to get a text back from the way I knew it dude

I heard you ask Dwar he's out there I hear Mike go Dwork you can go family and bring it and he's just like Dwork did the move it's undefeated this move undefeated let me text the wife I tend not to lie I told you the truth I'm training to know I rather you lie

Okay that's such a bad excuse You're in control of me Why don't you go for your training skate some other day Because I planned this before I knew the games tonight We're, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that plan is. But what you do it tomorrow? Do it tomorrow. Hey, can't, my plans are changing because my team is in the championship.

I may have a solution for Roy. Ah, here we go. Are you available on Sunday late morning, early afternoon? Late morning early, no. Church. But Saturday. Saturday. No, I had open ice for Roy on Sunday if you wanted to come skate on Sunday.

Well, I'll go skate tonight and on Sunday. But what the, is that, what? I need all the training and I can get me, man. All right, so you're going to skip church, but you're not going to the Magic City Fronton. No, it'll be later. It'll be after church. Okay, but hold on. What is actually going on at this media skate?

What is it going to entail you doing? That's a bad. I'm going to skate around in a circle. Just making a bunch of left turns, right? Yeah, I'll be talking to other media members. So you need to practice that? That is tougher. Yes.

It's going to be content for the hockey show. But you don't need to practice? You practicing his content? No, no. Tonight is not content. Roy, you can understand how I'm very hurt. by this. I'm sorry. No, you're not. Sorry is fixing it.

Fix it. Fix it, Roy. I'm sorry, now I'm not able to fix it. You got to, you gotta not do this skate. You're telling me I have to break my plans. Yes. To go to the championship game. It'll be lovely. A need, you'd be like, hey, babe, listen,

instead of me doing something by myself, let's all of us go. We have a great time with the family. Lives love that. They have a cool little platform with the spinning cell phone so you can take what. Lives love family stuff. pointing and the camera goes around. You know how to stop where they do the ice flies up? We could bring the kids.

We could bring all the kids. Tyler and Claire have been wanting to hang out. Wow. There we go. Come on. Come on. You can do that anytime. No.

No. You could also skate. Any time. Me and Mike will literally take you down to Kendall Ice Arena. It's empty. There hasn't been a soul there since 2006. Tony would go tonight. I would.

He would. Roy, let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question. You're Roy. Looks like Rose wants to go Let me ask you a question, boy Yes Do you know how to ice skate?

Not well Which is why I need the train I can vouch He needs the training That's all right He's not losing a training session He can just move it to another day What are we doing?

This is the worst excuse I've ever heard for anything But it's the truth And the truth That set you free It's hurting me Not in this portion My feelings are genuinely hurt

I'm making a personal appeal to you, Roy. This is my personal appeal. Please be at the Magic City for Anton. First toss, 7 p.m. And the owner's suite is filled, so you will have to be in a separate seating section. But you get to be there with your family. Roy, would you message your wife and say, would you rather do this than me go do this? Maybe leave it in her hands.

You're saying I could bring an need in Claire. Yes, I've been saying. He's only said it 18 times. I can guarantee you that George Coney is going to be there. I can guarantee you that he's going to say I'm exhausted. Greg Cody will be there. The last time Greg Cody went to the Magic City for on time, he almost died. Yeah.

This is what we're promising. Respect the man. We'll promise that Greg can almost die. He's going back to his death scene and you can't even be there? Well, and you can let a need know, like, George Clooney's going to be there. And maybe she'll think it's Clooney and then she'll want to go. Don't just text George Clooney's going to be there and see how that lands. Maybe a heart?

1-0 in Clooney. I'm getting follow-up questions if I throw that to the wife. Hey, what'd your wife say, Dwork? Speaking of that. She'd get back to you. So you're trying to skate out of here. I keep checking. I get to get out of here.

I don't think you texted her. Let me see you. Show us the text. Show us the text. I'll show you the text. So Algae Crumpler scored 29.7 half PPR points. Or 32.7 rather. It was six catches for 117 yards and three touchdowns.

It closed with, I've never been the highlight. I don't like that. It'll change your life. It's like hockey in that you see it in person and it's just like, whoa, this is so much better than the 720P that is going to be on the ESPN app tonight, first toss. I'm going to let everybody know on ESPN tonight, all right? I'm going to let everybody know. I don't think you're going to. Yeah, I am going to. Yeah, I believe you. But I need your update anchor to also update the audience. That one's not in my control, man. Is Kevin Winter there? Uh, no. No, sadly no. He doesn't know how many fingers J.B.B. has. I mean, you have the sound. You can play that. Gosh, how is that going to go when I tell the update anchor? Can you throw in a highlight score?

Do you know who it is tonight or no? The website is really good about updating the score. Really good. I'm surprised at how good this website is at updating the live score. Balcourt. I'm going to do it. I'm 100% going to update. I trust you.

I trust you. If you weren't working, I know you'd be there with a hat on. I would. A backwards flex-fit hat. But we do have some courtside seats still available. Roy, as you can tell, the office. is a buzz, and those seats are filling up. Yes, yes, yes.

So please. What did it need say? What did it need say about George Clooney? I'm going to text. He hasn't texted her. Roy, you're going to give us an update before the end of the show today. Oh, really? Yeah.

Is that like basketball court side? Is it like the similar field? Yeah, only there's a net. You could literally get hit in the face of pelots if you're close enough. Your feet will be on a floor. Yeah, your feet, you will be touching wood. Wow. You ever touch wood before?

Dork. Loaded question. Touch that wood When I go to women's basketball games I'm always touching wood Splinters on your feet Roy you're going to give us an update before the end of the show today

Okay Did you guys see that So World Cup is coming up I sit courtside for the Miami Hurricanes Ladies Basketball games I just wanted to clarify that So George Kiddell had 15 catches

And his fantasy points all came from those because he only scored one touchdown So when you change it from half PPR to full PPR But comparatively No, listen.

To other players on the list. How do you not, okay. So listen. George Clooney 1. When you change it from half PPR. I think like on Sunday afternoon it's going to hit Jeremy that we're right about this. He's going to text us and be like, oh, now I get it. I'm explaining this to you quite literally.

Six catches, 117 yards, three touchdowns for Crompler. That meant 32.7 half PPR points. Correct. For George Kittle, he had 15 catches for 183 yards and one touchdown. Correct. That led to 32.6 in half PPR. But when you change it to full PPR, what's so funny over there, Roy? Do you know what you're doing?

I'm writing out the... Let's work out the... Let's work out of the text. Sorry, Jeremy, you keep doing your thing. I'm sorry, but you keep going. It's important work. That's okay. No, we need to know what's happening here.

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Stugats. All I have put in my body today is three cups of coffee and an entire cup of honey. Don't let him fool you. He said in the break that he's jittery. This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stugats. All right. I'm writing in there right now. Mike is asking for us to attend Highline tonight. George Clooney is going to be there.

You felt like that part's necessary to... I was sort of put it in there. Yeah, I do. I'm supposed to go to the practice facility tonight, though. Are you willing to go see Highlight tonight? We can bring Princess Claire. Oh, yeah, I'll put that in there, too. Yeah.

He needs your support. What you end up doing is you take the 15 catches, right? And you add a half point for each of those catches. So that's seven and a half additional points. That's right. For Algy Crumpler, he had six catches. So divide that and half, it's three. Yeah.

So you're adding three points to him. Right. So you're adding an extra point and a half. But you would do to one of those players. You would do it for every player on the list. So what are they not understanding? It all shifts around. Everyone gets more points.

Correct. But it shifts around. Why would it shift around their rankings? Oh, my God. because if you have more catches, you're adding more points to their total. Yes, but why would the ranking shift, though? The Wicked Witch of the East, though.

Are you kidding? That's what I feel like right now. Okay. So when you add seven and a half points to 32.6 points for George Kittle, it equals 40.1 points. Yeah. But if you add to the 32.7 points for Algae Crumpler, you add three, it equals 35.7.

So now George Kittle has more points. than Algy Crumpler does. Correct. So why do you not understand that things have been shifted around in the list? Have their rankings changed? Am I taking crazy pills? I know. I'm taking crazy pills?

You're wrong on this one, Jeremy. I'm telling you. We'll explain it later. We're too far in the mud. You'll explain it to me! Yes. This is driving me insane. I'm gonna go do math on the board so that you can explain this.

Hold on a second. Aljri Crumpler's rating. He was 37th. And what's with George Kiddell's rating? And George Kittle was 39th. So now when you add full PPR, are they still? Still 37 and 39?

No. No? Because now, George Kittle is 22 and algae crumpler is 46. No, but you have to do it for everybody on the list. Yes, everybody on the list has been changed. When somebody has more catches, you're adding more points to their total. I'm going to go do it. What does Mrs. Dwork say?

She didn't respond to the George Clooney thing. Mrs. Dwork is volunteering at the school right now, so she may not be checking her phone that often. I'll call her in the break if you want. Yeah, please do. I need an answer on this. In the meantime, Thomas Jari to the Oilers, what do you think? Who the hell's Thomas Jari? Is it not Thomas?

Tristan. Tristan. Oh, that's what the T's stands for? Yes. All right, that guy. TBD. Not the playoff performer Edmonton's hoping for, I don't think. Well, not enough games in a playoffs. Tristan. Yeah. Dork, you could have been a little nicer there. You couldn't have to do that to my...

It was very... You offered your courtside seats. You know, being here, I feel like I'm being consumed by some real snarky energy. I'd be honest. Invite, invite pulled. Invite pulled. Yeah, that was very hockey snobbish. Who's that? It's like a buddy.

T, whatever the guy's name is. I don't know. The T stands for terrific. Get him out of you. Isn't this a lot like Sue Skinner? Even though Jari, like, kill the Panthers. Kills him when he plays him. I've been impressed, like, in my mind, he's way better than Seward Skinner because he kills me

every time my team plays him. This season, he's been way better. Yeah. You'd think I'd remember his first name. Can I take us somewhere very exciting and very important that we have not brought up yet on the show? No, not hockey. No. Yeah.

Yeah. So I don't know if you guys are aware. There's no college football tomorrow. There is Army Navy. Okay. There's Army Navy, but there's not a full slate of college. Better salute the troops. Also the L.A.

The L.A. Ball. So a little bit, like I said, a little bit of college football tomorrow. I think Washington's playing in the L.A. Bowl. But what we do have tomorrow night from the nation's capital in Washington, D.C., is WWE's Saturday night's main event. John Sina's final match. It is tomorrow night. Your boy's going to be there.

I'm going tomorrow night. I'm flying out to D.C. tomorrow morning. We are going to John Sina's final match. Come on. This is very exciting, guys. Come on. I will join you right there,

but I have a very exciting update. We've heard back from Mrs. Dwork. Okay. Let's hear it. It seems as though she was tricked by the George Clooney thing. Ah! Go ahead. important the audience.

Oh, my God. Tonight, all you had to say was that George Clooney was going to be there, and I'm down. Wait, your wife thought that it's possible. George Clooney is going to be in. I spelled it correctly. This came, say, this is not on me. I told you George Clooney was going to be. Well, now the question is, are you going to tell her?

I'm going to keep saying George Clooney until she picks up on it. Yeah. All right. I'm sending the text right now. Courtside seats. Kids, too? I'm assuming, yes. David, Bork.

You do not have babysitters. There's four of us. Four of us. Four of us. Ford works. Imagine getting a babysitter. We're going to high law. I've got to get a sitter.

We don't have a babysitter, man. Sure, Cologne's going to be there. All right. Good luck with that reveal. Pressure is Mountain. All right, back to John Cena. Zaz, quick question. WWE usually has like names for like their thing.

It's like Smackdown or whatever. I usually. They always. What is tonight's tonight? You said it. Tomorrow night. Saturday night's main event. Oh, that's all it is?

Yeah. You're a little younger. when we were growing up. Saturday's main event was such a big deal. They would occasionally have these specials on... Four times here. Every quarter. Every quarter. And I mean, some big time things happen as, You have lost in your eyes!

That's right. That was when Hogan... If you rewatch the Mega Power's exploding drama, Hogan's a bad guy. He was a little bit touchy-feely with Miss Elizabeth. He absolutely was moving in on Miss Elizabeth. He abandoned macho against the Twin Towers to go help Miss Elizabeth. You can't just leave your partner in the ring by himself.

He had lust in his eyes. And that happened on Saturday night night event. Yep. And they bring that back. How about the bang angle with Andre and Hogan with Dave and Earl Hebner, twin referees. Yeah, Jack Tunney had to make a ruling on that one. Whenever Jack Tunney came on your screen when you were a kid, you know shit just hit the fan. Was he good or bad?

He's the president. It just means something serious is happening. Do you remember how they, uh, when Ultimate Warrior faced Hulk Hogan in WrestleMania? Hulk Hogan? Yeah. Holkogan? Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, went over in that match. And this was at a time where Hogan did not like to do any kind of job and put anybody over.

And it was the first time he lost in my lifetime as a kid. Yeah, he even kicked out right after three to make him look strong. But how do you book a rematch? A rematch would do big business, but that would mean, if you wanted the strap to say with Ultimate Warrior, that would mean Hulk Hogan would have to lose again. Hulk Hogan. So do you remember why there was never a rematch? Jack Tunney said there can't be a rematch

because of what would happen in that ring I don't remember that it would be too violent it would be too taxing on both athletes we cannot have a rematch because of the safety of the performers in the ring that's a good president unlike this Adam Silver sits around and does nothing

at least Jack Tunney he was trying to look out for the best interest of his workers remember who replaced him Gorilla Monsoon he was great yeah you remember who replaced him Sergeant Slaughter. Oh, okay. Which led to a great no-holds barred match

between Triple H and Sergeant Slaughter. Okay. And remember DX? They came out with like the face shields with the windshield wipers and the Sergeant Slaughter would spit all over them. Stolen valor for Sergeant Slaughter. We learned at some point, yeah.

A few years ago we learned that Sergeant Slaughter was stolen valor. Just never corrected anybody that he's like, hey, thank you for your service. He'd be like, yep, and he would salute them. This is how you need to be when she starts pressing you about George Clooney. Salute my wife? No, you just like... Press on.

Press on. Yeah, press on. I'll leave it going. Who's he fighting on Saturday? John Sina is fighting, Gunther. And how about this? Tell me what you think about this. It's the opening match.

I don't like that. It's the first match of the night. You save your main event for the last fight of the night. Well, the champion, Cody Rhodes is on the card tomorrow, so he's going to be in the main event. That's an interesting book. Is that a different weight class? I don't understand. I'm a big obfemi guy.

Well, it's champion versus champion. What do here? Title for title. If you're Cody Rhodes there, you go, no. Seen his last match. No, seen as the opening match because they're giving him as much time as he needs. They don't want it to be a thing where he's going on last, like, all right, guys, it's getting late, kids, you know, tired. They're going on first, so they can take as long as they want.

Is there like a time frame for matches in wrestling where it's like, all right, we got 10 minutes to fight, like here we are? Yeah, when there's TV time constraints, sure. But like tomorrow night. You watch the documentary, there's huge time restraints. Tomorrow night it's on Peacock, so it's not regular television. They could take as much time as they want. but I actually like that they're going on first because think about this. At the beginning of the night

everyone's charged up, everyone's jacked up, everyone's so excited for seeing his last match and all that energy you get to devote right at the start of the show. You don't have to be tired at the end of the show. So I'm into it. I like it that. It's the first match. I'm very excited. Is this guy Gunther stolen valor also? It says he's the ring general.

Yeah, that's right. That's a good question. Gunter is how you say his name. Is he German? Is the Ring general. ring out update and he said I can go not not me she said that she can go

that's the quote so are you going so are you going what was verbatim it sounds like a needs going verbatim I can go okay that's what a need said all right

now I have to think about it wait is she like banking on this cloney thing too Roy was just like God I was hoping for a no she didn't say anything about George Clooney she's anything about George Clooney you gotta get better at this dude

you could totally side text her and be like say no to this all right you can't side text her on the main text because he's giving us a play by play the blow by blow here. So, an needs going. No, she said, I can go, which means she can possibly go.

If you were a grizzled vet, you side Instagram message your wife and say, hey, respond to that text, say no. I'm very confused. Are you going or not? She can go. He's thinking about it. She can go. Yes.

I don't know about me, though. Wow. Why did you need permission? I didn't need permission. Yeah, you heard that, Roy. All right. I don't need permission. This is the man who's not drinking for like a year and a half.

Hey, that's a different thing, though. There are libations, which I can't have. That's all right. You've got a few more minutes to think about it, Roy. There's non-alcoholic libations also. Ooh, I can have that. Soft drinks. Oh.

I'm going to need some of those libations when my life. Roy, they also have one of those like social media things where you stand on a platform and the thing circles around you and you get like the. I would never do that. No, absolutely not. I would never do that. I've done that. What am I, Brian Kelly? Yeah, like, exactly.

It's a Brian Kelly. With the recruit thing. Spin around the, you can do that. Brian Kelly. I miss Brian Kelly. And nothing gives off that more than Roy. Oh, just standard. All right, so what's a holdup now?

Not much. So what he wants? She didn't even mention Claire, by the way. I need your support. I know. I know. I'm putting you down. That's it.

What's the attire? Barry Cash, whatever you want. Team colors? You can wear that right there. Sky blue, white, a little accent of red. If you do put me down, also, one for Claire. Yeah, Roy Bellamy Plus, too. I'll see you right next to the dwarks.

And the owner's mask? Courtside. What's the owner's box, court side, same thing. Your surname, where's that from? Chek. Doretsky. Oh, you shortened it?

I didn't. Somebody did. They did. Okay. Relatives. All right, cool. No more questions. More importantly, tomorrow night on Peacock,

8 p.m. Saturday night's main event. Now, normally, I don't know if you're aware of this, Tony. I'm not aware of anything, so you have to explain literally everything, Tony. All right. In the wrestling world. when you're retiring, if you're a big deal, if you're a big star, and you're retiring, you lose. You know, the saying is you go down on your back, staring at the lights.

All right, you're supposed to lose in your last match. Is there any way, John Sina wins his last match tomorrow? I mean, against Gunneral. I don't know. That's the spooky one. I think he could win. You think? I think he could win. It would be such bad for him.

Really? It would be bad form. I think I get it. He doesn't put him over, but Sina gets jumped after the match. He's going to get jumped as he's retiring? Yes. That way he can't go out on his back, but without putting good to over. Typically, when someone has their last match, they put their boots in the middle of the ring to signify that they're retiring.

That's right. But John Sina wears sneakers. That's right. It's going to be very corny. It's going to be awesome. Doing the move of trying to take him off. Yeah, he's going to put. No, no, but like he's not putting boots.

Like, it's just like pumps. Will the camera, will the television cameras be panning to people in the crowd crying? Will you be crying? No, I don't cry. You don't cry at all. I'm going to cry. Scary cat and cry, baby? I don't cry.

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Limited time offer. Don Libetard. Can I tell you something? I don't know, it was maybe like a month ago. and I decided to watch pitch clock and I told Jeremy Stugats This is a good show you're doing

This is the Dan Levitar show With the Stugats Have you seen the tickets for this show? Yeah. Holy crap It's insane, but you get to see Cody versus Obafemian Cheapest ticket to get into the lower level Guess? 300 bucks

800. When do you leave? Tomorrow morning? Tomorrow morning? Yeah. Big one. Yeah. Big game?

Oh, I'm glad you asked. I got a couple. Saturday night's main event, Sina, Gunther. The Never Seen 17 time world champion against the ring and aal. That's a big game. Big game. Got another one for you. Yep.

Battlecore championship. High lie. battle court championship Cyclones versus I was hoping you to remember Devils Of course I remembered Cyclones

Devils The owners of the cyclones are the Dan Levitard show The owners of the devils are Nobody cares Cyclones Devils That's my game

Yeah King Marie from Y100 owns the devils I don't know that fool Big game She used to own the Warriors Who are now owned by Ray Lewis Ray Lewis was there at the seven final

Old State Warriors That was awkward Can we paint the picture of how awkward it was Because like tonight They open it up for the 7 p.m. matches Where there'll be DJ host Energy you know as much energy as you could have Peep dozens of people there

Dozens upon dozens Last week our playoff match was the 2 p.m. matinee, no DJ, no host, no crowd, so just the owners. And it's like us. Who's the host? They get like uptown Dale? No, that DJ rips. Yeah, they have a good DJ. He walks around and has like a little like a mobile deck. We've told them, like, hey, can you do the Undertaker theme song whenever Undda makes a big play? And he's on it. So last week, our first round playoff matchup, it was none of that. It was a quiet fronton with just us on one side, 20 feet over, Ray Lewis. And we're like, we like to cheer. Like, come

Oh, we're that type of group. Awkward. I think the first game I, like, one time was like, come on, Manu. You look over. Ray Lewis is just like, why are you afraid of Ray Lewis? Because he's locked in. It's not Ray L-O-O-I-S? No, it's not like a cloney situation.

I mean, Eddie George was afraid of Ray Lewis, famously. We did bring Tom Bogart to the game the last time, MLS Insider. And he was like, hey, that guy looks like, Ray Lewis. You're like, buddy, go ask them. But our energy cracked open Ray Lewis, though. Pause. I'm telling you, by like the third game, he was rambunctious. He was like,

come on, Alex. Yeah, you had to match our energy. We cracked them open. Yeah. But we were respectful. We didn't want to rub it in his face, especially when Barbara came back out there. There was a shirtless AI Ray Lewis on the street. Did you hear the play-by-play when Barba came into

the game? The Fan Levitart Show did a great teaser video for today's final. And Barba, you know, it's a tough spot. He's a taxi squatter. He's coming in. You know that. You know that, Zaz. He got in there. And, you know, it's tough to be dropped in on that. And he's like, and Bueno almost kills Barba. But like, straight up, they were worried about Barba's safety because it is the world's fastest game. Very dangerous. That ball can travel 200 miles per hour. All right. So Jeremy is ready with the math that he seemingly doesn't understand. Jeremy, what do you got for us? I'm going to do this for you. I'm going to do this for you,

until you guys understand how dumb you sound right now. Okay. So 37th through 41st. I took these five names from the half PPR, tight end history. Okay? So Algae Crumpler had six catches for 117 yards and three touchdowns. That's 32.7 fantasy points, okay? Because of that six, I don't know if you understand.

Point five to get to one. That means you have to add a half point for every catch. Got it. So that would mean his total in full PPR would be 35.7. Yeah. Okay. Kellen Winslow Senior, eight catches, 107 yards, three touchdowns. He had 32.7 points.

Because of the eight catches, you add four points to his total, and thus he now has a full point more than Algae Crum. Rumpler did. Oh. Told you I was a bad ally to have, Zaz. Math. Okay, math. So, when you look at all of these people, George Kittle, with his 15 catches, you add

seven and a half fantasy points. He gets to 40.1. These rankings all shift around. So 37, 38, 39, 40, and 41 becomes 46, 39, 22, 48, 48, and 30. Do we understand, gentlemen? So the order does change. Yes, it does. I see now that you're right, but I still don't get why it changes.

But that's for a different day. You're having your moment, Jeremy. Congratulations. All right. Thank you. This is, guys, we need some basic elementary math. Chris, do you help your daughter with math? Basic elementary math? That is not.

It's a dish. Why did I just talk like Yoda? Basic elementary math? That is not. Why does George Clooney look like your security? Does he have pockets or is he just has his hands and fake pockets? I need it from Ray Lewis after way. you guys said.

Okay, yeah, Jeremy. If you think your family can tell Ray Lewis to his face that thing, go for it. So, speaking of ticket prices, tomorrow night, John Cena's final match, incredibly expensive. There's a whole big to-do going on with the World Cup tickets. Do you guys see this? So the World Cup, of course, is starting here next year. You've got some games that are being played down here. And I know based on what tickets you're going for at Hard Rock Stadium, it's not even a four.

You can't go if you're a regular fan I mean there's my boys want to go We're not going It's too expensive and I can take the guesswork out of buying soccer tickets with the game time app promo code down I get it Damn It's it's really expensive all right

And fans in Europe They're like protesting right Mike Yeah and they might actually be able to do something Well this is interesting because apparently Something like that's a little bit different in Europe compared to here where the fans The friend's voice actually kind of matters. The U.S. sports fan has been so accustomed to being totally abused.

We have no control over anything. Totally abused. I don't know if you saw the prices for the Royal Rumble in Saudi Arabia. So affordable. You can get $21 tickets over there. Wait, what do you mean? There's a Royal Rumble that's happening in Saudi Arabia. In next month.

Yeah. And the tickets are $20? You can sit ringside for $400. That's like straight up what parking is. You could get the best seat in the house. house and your airfare to get to, is it Riyadh? This one's in Riyadh. Airfare and the best ticket in the house is still significantly cheaper than what that

same show would be for a ticket in the States. I have a question. When is it not Riyadh season? It's always Riyadh season apparently. Anyway. But if you're balling on a budget, tonight's Battle Corps championship, free entry. Free entry. It's totally free.

Back to the World Cup. And Mike will even look at you. I will look at you, but not. very long, and not in the eye. Back to the World Cup. So you have these fans who are, they're like, they're like boycotting. They're trying to get the prices change. Yeah, because the prices here in the States for this World Cup are nuts.

Is this even possible that this could work that they would change the prices? To Tony's point. It's America, Jack. This is America, Jack. They think they're going to do that over there and then change something here? They got another thing going. We play by a different set of rules. See, over here, we've been broken by the system.

We actually have no set. you're coming from a place where your voice matters. Welcome to fees and price gouging and supply and demand and free market capitalism. That's how we do it here in the United States. You getting all pissy. I ain't going to change anything over here. It's interesting. I guess they have fans who want to purchase matches.

They want to purchase for every game and follow their team all the way through. And the total would be like over $8,000. for a ticket to follow their team through group play. 8,000 in PPR or half PPR? It doesn't matter because it would stay the same, you know? So, yeah, good question, though. I don't know, man. Is there a chance that this changes?

Zero. Zero shot. Because they don't know how little sway the fan has. How zero sway. Not little. Zero sway. And if they complain on social media, better delete that before you try to fly into the States. I agree with that one, actually. All right, there you go.

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