The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: Lucy's Dog Problem

Episode Date: December 14, 2023

After Jessica explains the issue dogs are having in Miami, the crew has a debate over a polarizing decision Lucy has made to adopt a shelter dog for a day. Then, Adnan Virk and David Samson are here t...o deliver their Top 5 Musical/Comedy Golden Globe Winning Films, and Amin has opinions...he just won't say them. Plus, has Jack Nicholson been coasting off movies from 50 years ago? Did Oppenheimer ruin the movie-going experience? Does Scorsese need an editor? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Don't Labator Show with the Stugat's Podcast. Jessica, you and Willow have identified correctly a Miami dog problem that I don't believe a lot of people are privy to. Can you share it with the audience please? I actually thought you would get a kick out of this stand. So there's this like dog virus going around I guess, but I'm not sure how concerned about it I should be because we took Willow to the vet last week and they were like, yeah, we haven't had any cases of it, but we went to get her booster shots. But they were like, we have been overrun with dogs over the last few weeks since Thanksgiving, because so many grand dogs have been given food off the table from grandmas.
Starting point is 00:00:58 And she said we have a chihuahua with a croqueta problem. Roy, why are you shaking your head? Chris fed a joke this to God. I didn't say it for a reason. It was really good. I mean, it sounds rough. See, Jeremy was here. He could have said that.
Starting point is 00:01:17 All dog puns are cute. Yes, but she was saying this Chihuahua has pancreatitis, no joke, from eating Croquetas from its grandmother. The grandmother was giving the the grand dog croquetas. Have you? Were you somebody before Miami that partook in Croquetas? Lucy, do you know what croquetas are? Nope. Okay, Jessica Do you want to explain it to her? It's one of the great Cuban delicacies? It's something that you missed out on before your time. We had this big croquette that tasting, did I say it right that time? Because everyone makes fun of me because I just say it like a white person because that's
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Starting point is 00:02:29 Lucy has no idea what you're talking about doesn't seem terribly interested either from what I can tell I'm looking at pictures Okay, well, it's not no, it's not Optically, it's not much. It's a bit of flanagans yet either which is something that we all did before her time We went to flanies and they hooked us up with like, all you can eat, everything. And we sat there and just ate like a thousand rock and rib rolls, big back ribs, and nachos. We need to go back and do that for loose. Great bar food.
Starting point is 00:02:54 I've spent like very little time in Miami since I've moved here because I've been traveling so much. This is my first weekend. I'll be in Miami since like August. That's crazy. There's a lot of watch till Sunday. And there's a lot of watch, but you know what I'm doing, Dan? I'll be in Miami since August. That's crazy. There's a flood watch, Tulsa. And there's a flood watch, but do you know what I'm doing, Dan? I'm renting a dog this weekend.
Starting point is 00:03:08 Hey! Renting a dog. I'm renting a dog, so. The Miami Day shelter has this awesome program called Paul Venture, where you get to take out a shelter dog for the day and get to just have them out in the real world. Because I would love to have a dog, but I traveled too much so I can't get one. And I saw this on TikTok, and I'm to just like have them out in the real world because like I would love to have a dog but I traveled too much so I can't get one and I saw this on TikTok and I'm so excited
Starting point is 00:03:28 so tomorrow I get to pick up my dog for the day. Hmm. So then you have to bring it back. I'm really sad to bring it back but I'm hoping that other people sign up to do this on the weekdays when I'm working and I can't run a dog so that all the dogs get to go out and have fun in Miami.
Starting point is 00:03:41 It seems cruel, renting a dog, it does. No. Thank you right now. The alternative is it sits in a shelter cage all day. No, I understand that, but you're giving the dog for 24 hours a taste of what it's like to not sit in that thing. And then you're putting it right back in. I mean, how's the dog for the like you?
Starting point is 00:03:56 Well, hold up. So the dog gets to go out, have fun. It wears little adot mean collars and like a little like vest. So people will come up and pet the dog. Like you're supposed to be like in a public space So that people can come see the dog. I'll take pictures and post it on my social media I'm gonna help this dog get up dotted faster and I would Yeah, by renting it for the day and if I have a good time, I'll rent it another time and Lucy's famous
Starting point is 00:04:20 She's number four on big game boot 24. Sorry, right? Move it off. Hopefully for by the end of the segment. Better to have loved and lost and never loved it all. Exactly. All of our personalities. So post a picture of the dog someone will come adopted. I want to get behind everything that's happening here. I don't want to.
Starting point is 00:04:36 I don't know what. I mean, it's not furniture. It's not rent a center. It's a dog. I mean, it has feelings. You don't take a dog. It's a dog. It's a defense.
Starting point is 00:04:44 Right. This dog is going to get excited and think, is this my new life? This is amazing. I'm going back. This is amazing. I'm going back. Is this my new mom? I mean, Oh, wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:04:54 So now, you've heard me say before that the worst thing in the world isn't being poor if you worry a lot about finances. It's being rich. It's being poor, then rich, then poor. Imagine being rich for a day. It's going to be out for five hours. I'm going to give you money for five hours. You know what? I don't like this.
Starting point is 00:05:13 I'm doing a good thing. There's a lot of help in this. There's a lot of help in this. It's either going to sit there all day or it's going to go and have a really fun day with me. False hope. By the way, what Lucy is doing? it's gonna go and have a really fun day with me. Also,? I mean, I hear when you're on the elevator and somebody
Starting point is 00:05:46 dog, somebody with a dog comes on the elevator and out of dog is licking your $200 shoes. Yeah, yeah. And it's a rental. I mean, imagine. What are we going to do about this? Because I want to get behind this cause you can do good work here, not just for the dog who's heart you're going to break. That dog is going to have to be a good to him, slash her a home.
Starting point is 00:06:06 You're coming around here, that dog. That dog. 24, I'm making boomers list of college football personalities. So I just shouldn't help people because eventually the help expires, I shouldn't get like, oh, okay, I'm not gonna donate money to a charity because they'll spend it and then they won't have it anymore.
Starting point is 00:06:19 This is bad. I'm helping this dog and I'm excited and you guys are not gonna take this away from me. You wanna help a dog, then adopt a dog, I mean. I can't adopt dog and I'm excited. And you guys are not gonna take this away from me. You wanna help a dog then adopt a dog. I mean, I can't adopt a dog because what's worse is I adopt a dog and then I'm gone every single weekend. I can't take care of it. But no, but this way you're-
Starting point is 00:06:34 Because of you. Because of you. Yes, but this way you're also gonna be gone every single weekend and not with this dog. You're doing the same thing. But it's not my responsibility. That's right. So I'm gonna take this dog out.
Starting point is 00:06:44 I'm gonna give it a good day. I'm going to give it a good day. I'm going to let all the people pet it. Someone will fall in love with it. Maybe a listener of the show will follow me on Instagram. See this dog say, I think that's my dog. And then this dog will get adopted. And I will miss it. But I will be so happy that it has a good home now.
Starting point is 00:06:58 And I know I did my part to help. That is. You are welcome. That is us. That is a charitable effort that you are doing again. But one dog will have to be a martyr if indeed it gets the hope. Oh, this is clearly her doing good work so that I may be with someone one day who isn't a cage and then that person never shows up and you will not have help.
Starting point is 00:07:21 And my one rescuing savior will have failed and I had that one magical day with her but now I still live in a cage and back when I just lived in the cage I never dreamt of a magical savior. I knew I was going to die amid my own feces. How about you call the shelter now Dan and tell them I cancel my reservation because you would rather the dog stay in the shelter the whole time. No, I won't. I will term it a decision for you.
Starting point is 00:07:43 I feel like really once said on this. Yeah, I got a scenario in this situation. Let's say I rent this dog for Claire's birthday party. Oh, this is Jesus. Jesus. No, no, I'm just saying, this is my scenario. I thought, let my boy cook, all right? I do this.
Starting point is 00:07:56 And then after the party, I have to return this dog. So now I'm disappointing Claire, who thinks I got her a new dog and I got this point to get it. Bring this back to the shelter. Who wins? Who wins? Who wins?
Starting point is 00:08:08 I'm not talking to my child. It's my scenario. You don't read the dog. You're not doing what read the dog. How about it that same birthday party? The dog takes a chunk out of one of the kids. Now you can't put food in your dog. The dog just bits the mooters.
Starting point is 00:08:22 Yeah. The company or do you supposed? OK, I won't bring the dog to a birthday party tomorrow. I won't do that. Here's an idea. Why don't we just do nothing ever? Yes. So why are you renting the dog though?
Starting point is 00:08:35 Like, let's rent a dog. Let's show she rent a dog. I would love to have a dog of my own. I would love, I got all my dogs from shelters, but I traveled too much for this job that it like would be very unfair for me to get a dog that would be really hurtful to the dog. She has no family nearby.
Starting point is 00:08:50 I have no family nearby. So this is how I get to have a dog do something good. This is how she works. Have your cake you need it too. Exactly. Because I would love to get a dog in my own mind. All right, Lucy, sold. We can do it.
Starting point is 00:09:01 Metal arc, you will fly with the dog, wherever it is you go, just like, just like her like Just like her You have a deal deal on air deal you know own a dog Don't let a card how do people always go missing in the mountains? Don't go to the mountains and by the way, I don't want to bring racing This is the most white people thing ever going missing in the middle of the mountains It's the strangest thing
Starting point is 00:09:25 You go by yourself. You don't take a radio. You don't take a phone You're missing for four days and they find you like 10 years later covered and snow and it's like don't go by yourself If you're gonna go on a trail don't go by yourself still gots put it on the pole Is it the widest person thing ever? I believe is what you called it going into the woods by yourself is going into the woods by yourself. I can't disagree with that. I mean, so so black people don't camp. Yeah, black people don't hike. They don't camp.
Starting point is 00:09:53 They don't go on to the woods. This is the Don Lebertar show with this two gods. We bring in now Adnan Burke and David Samson. David Samson, I just saw him. If you noticed his face just as we were starting, it seems like he's being bombarded by life. It seems like hard things are happening behind the scenes, but he is going to put on a professional face and he is going to rise up right now and he is going to sell the hell out of nothing personal by brawling with Adnan Burkek about whatever movie from nineteen seventy eight they disagree
Starting point is 00:10:29 about i've got lucy and jessica not interested at all in what's happening here i've got i'm trying to entertain charlotte as well uh... you have to understand these movies are old and they are now doing top five golden globes award winners all time in musicals, film and comedy. So, they're basically doing the best five forms of entertainment ever is what you guys are doing. That's the category. That is the category because the Golden Globe nominations were just released this week.
Starting point is 00:10:59 It is award season, which is my favorite time of year. And so, we wanted to give the people the five movies they have to watch. Before you do that, award season, which is my favorite time of year. And so we wanted to give the people the five movies they have to watch. Before you do that award season, is David Samson, the only one still clinging to award season around here. Adnan Burke also loves award season Roy. I like award season. Yeah, I like award season. I'm an award season person.
Starting point is 00:11:20 I hate it. Okay. Well, we're split in the room. It doesn't seem like many of us. It seems it's right in half in the room. So enter me. I hate it. Okay, well, we're split in the room. It doesn't seem like many of us. It seems it's right in half in the room So enemy I hate it Enter to you. Damn what what? Dan. What other reasons why I'm still fan of it is because I'm a voter because I'm one of the members of the Crit choice
Starting point is 00:11:33 I'm yours. So I just put in my nominations. I had to put an entire ballot Critics choice award nominations were just released. I'm one of 600 voters that are apart of that vote in process So when you're a critic and you're in the society That makes choice. The award nominations were just released. I'm one of 600 voters that are a part of that voting process. When you're a critic, when you're into society, it's different. I'm a voter too. I send them in. They just don't count my votes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Charlotte Wilder, odd vote. Tuesday to Friday. Hey, well done. Samson, any O'Liar you're just starting with number five. I'd like to start with number five because I've asked MetalArk to find me a way to become a voter. I'd like to go to the awards. I'd like to do shows from the awards and we're too busy trying to figure out how to get
Starting point is 00:12:14 to Vegas. So it's not going to happen. And that's fine. I understand we can only do one thing at a time at MetalArk, contrary to what we're all trying to do. So maybe next year number five and i don't uh... i'm just learning that anyone is trying to get to Vegas because i'm not getting to Vegas for the super bowl so this is news
Starting point is 00:12:33 to me i don't like the super bowl i don't like the who doesn't like the radio row you're gonna have to do a lot more creatively than that if you want me to go to the super Bowl. That epic commerce fest. Number five. Shakespeare in love. Oh. Forget the fact that Harvey Weinstein has been canceled. It is a brilliantly written movie directed movie. I really don't want to forget that.
Starting point is 00:12:58 I kind of want to remember that. To the point where I mean. I want to remember the fact that he should burn and hell. And I'm all for that But I don't want people to forget the art of that movie and the way they took a story and the way they had Fines and Gwyneth and Aflek and Jeffrey Rush and the crispness of that movie It is something that I struggle with to continue to watch because I want to separate it I would encourage people to watch the movie, but then remember what it is to understand who the devil is in that I also struggle I struggle the fact this is somehow in a top five list
Starting point is 00:13:35 It's a completely forgettable bit of piffle You know this movie is notable for the fact it's one of the most egregious Oscar wins ever The fact that one best picture of a saving private Ryan and Weinstein successfully convinced Oscar voters that saving private Ryan has a great opening 25 minutes. After that, it's nothing special. Fairly generic World War II movie. And somehow he convinced them to give this movie
Starting point is 00:13:55 best pictures ridiculous. Judy Denton said in eight minutes that were on Academy Award, it's got the other fines. That the good fines, that ray fines, but Joseph Fines, David is finds but Joseph finds the way this list ends is with tears and a journey. Uh, completely forgettable piece of piffle is that what you called it?
Starting point is 00:14:13 That's correct. Okay. That's accurate. I also, I don't believe you, David. I believe you say that and it's for optics, but I don't believe you when you say you struggle watching Shakespeare and love when you remember that Harvey Weinstein made it. I don't believe like when you say you struggle watching Shakespeare in love when you remember that Harvey might winestein made it I don't believe like you there's no struggle like you're like the television Television's off and now it's totally off and I don't want to go there
Starting point is 00:14:36 So good that I will reach over all my morality's and I will watch it He's like the NASA's being held back on the bed Yeah, you're imputing my character, Dan, and there's no reason to do that. If I'm telling you I struggle, I struggle with that. You're more than happy to understand everyone else's. I do. When I listen to a Michael Jackson song,
Starting point is 00:14:55 I think the same thing. Should I be listening or not? Number four. But then you listen. You can try, but you can. But you can't. Billy G. He listened. I question whether he even thinks that at all.
Starting point is 00:15:06 I gotta be honest. No, but no, I'm willing to concede. Just another part of it. I'm willing to concede that he thinks it every time. If he's willing to concede that he ignores it every time and continues doing what he intended to do. This segment is bad. I will absolutely concede that I always win my internal battle
Starting point is 00:15:26 Number four dangerous conversation ban. She's of inner Sharon Holy shit Whatever Stan van Gundie says If are you about to say that either a you've never seen it or be you did see it and didn't like it. No, that's what Stan Van Gundy said. He said it was terrible. He watched it on an airplane. I went to Ireland just to see where they filmed banshee is David. When did you say that just? He said on the show. I would hate to go against Stan. However, in this case, I will take his basketball acumen over his movie taste.
Starting point is 00:16:06 This is a movie that I thought Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleason, and the Gleason family is so talented, his son from about time, and a bunch of other things. This movie has a buddy story that is greater than anybody story of any movie ever. And Adnan, we could do a top five funny movies. No, David. I love the bands. This is a great movie. I'm with you. Adnan. Just one second. Buddy movies.
Starting point is 00:16:32 One second. I can go and cash. I just want this is what I want to do. I want to I want to add rocket fuel to this segment. I'm going to play what Stan Van Gundie had to say about this to both of you and Adnan. I then want you to top what Stan Van Gundie has to say. this to both of you and then I then want you to top what Stan Van Gundie has to say. Banshees of Inisharen. So I'm like, all right, not usually what I would pick. I watch that movie on a plane ride.
Starting point is 00:16:56 I don't get it. I had to text both of them and say, you gotta tell me what it is you like about this movie. It's getting great. It's getting great. It was terrible. I mean, great. It's getting great for this. It was terrible. I mean, no, that's a terrible,
Starting point is 00:17:08 it was the worst movie. I have seen it a long time and it's one of those, I stuck with it, I wanted to quit. Stan is not spent. I want into the movie and I'm like, well these two guys, you know, like they're really into movies
Starting point is 00:17:21 and you know, they, they really analyze these things. It must get better at the end. No, it kept getting worse. It was absolutely a horrible movie. That's an awful take by Stan Van Gandhi. I'm with Team Samson on this. Listen, I respect his basketball acumen, but it's an incredible script by Martin Minkdada, a surbic, funny, biting satire. As you said, great performances. Jenny, the donkey's amazing. I'm on Team a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, your mind. It will take all of your senses to a place where they can only go with illicit drugs and then even pass that John Luguisia. John Luguisia.
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Starting point is 00:18:18 I was on. I was on. I was on. I was on. I was on. I was on. I was on. I was on. I was on Broadway, it's quite great there too. Samson's right, the Broadway show is terrific. It's one of my wife's favorite movies, Badest Lermin' Amazing,
Starting point is 00:18:27 particularly the first half. Do the can, can, can, can. I love Jim Broadbent, great movie. Number two. Lost in translation. Buzzer There is never a bigger love affair with the city of Tokyo, or what a person goes through when they're trying to decide
Starting point is 00:18:41 what to do in their life. I completely can't relate to Bill Murray and what he was going through, how alone you can feel and the desire for connection and then finding that connection in a stranger and wondering whether it's real. It leads to the number one discussion about cheating, is emotional cheating versus physical cheating, which is worse, which is more hurtful. Who cares? physical cheating which is worse which is more hurtful who cares both oh the answer is physical
Starting point is 00:19:07 but but but but this is a completely self-absorbed movie about naval gazing like this is I know this is one of your favorites so this cut steep but this is not a movie that should be numbered two on the greatest golden globe best picture winners come on man number one okay almost famous Number two on the greatest Golden Globe Best Picture Witters. Come on, man. Number one.
Starting point is 00:19:25 Okay. Oh, most famous. I am dying for Adnan to say one thing bad about Oh, most famous when Cameron Crowe, number one soundtrack about his life starting off as a journalist rolling stone. When you look at the performance by Jason Lee, by Billy Crudup, when you look at Kate Hudson, when you look at Patrick Fugit, that movie has everything, including Mick Dorman, and what interests me most about Almost Famous
Starting point is 00:19:53 is getting inside the mind of Cameron Crowe and how he got to be the writer he is and all of the great movies he's written and where it all started. It's called Almost Famous. I'd call Almost Famous almost good. I'd call almost famous almost good. I think it's one of the more old movies in the last 30 years. Honestly, that's where these movies I do not get it. Middle-aged white guys who were staring rock-a-roll bands,
Starting point is 00:20:13 somehow identify the camera-cross movie. I love Philip Seymour Hoffman. I'll give you him for Leicester Banks, but that movie I sought once and I was like Stan Van Gunny, the band she's been a share in. I'm still to this day perplexed by people rave
Starting point is 00:20:25 it but almost famous. My little sister is named Kate after Kate Hudson from almost famous. We love that movie. Oh, and then sister. This is the problem I have on my hands. Her usual song, Samson is hogged most of the segment. So we don't have much time left.
Starting point is 00:20:40 And I have been wanting on cinephile to slow you down generally, but now I want to speed you up. Give me everything you've got on your top five movies and everyone's going to get out of the way. Just everyone clear out, this is a solo act, Admin, all of the information you've got on your top five, a two full minutes without any interruption from anybody here. Go. Number five. Borat subsequent movie film.
Starting point is 00:21:06 Yeah. Not as strong as the original, but still awfully hilarious. That lies. Borat number five. Number four. The hangover. One of the best copies of last 25 years. It did spawn two sequels.
Starting point is 00:21:19 We're not nearly as funny, but Bradley Cooper, who knew one day he'd be starring in Maestro. hilarious as does a scene stealing Zach Alfinakis. Number three, walk the line. Walking Phoenix, a Reese Witherspoon makes sweet means to get together in this biopic of Johnny Cash. Amazing work by Reese's June. They've also both won Golden Globes for actor and actress.
Starting point is 00:21:38 It's a lovely film. I was just a Nashville for the Winter meetings and went to the Johnny Cash Museum to pay homage. It's beautiful. Number two, as good as it gets. Jack Nicholson and Helen Hunt, how do you write women so well? I think of a man. And I think of a reason and accountability. Nicholson unbelievable playing this OCD character.
Starting point is 00:21:57 He won the Academy Award, Helen Hunt, wonderful chemistry together. There's a couple of wonderful romantic moments. Sans is a big romantic, so I know deep in his love, he loves his good as a guest. It's a wonderful movie from James Albrook's. And number one, I'm not drinking any more low. Sideways, this number one. Oh, G-Body, Alexander Payne. One of the best films the last 20 years.
Starting point is 00:22:15 He's hysterical and heartbreaking. I know I can see the back row couldn't care less. You should go watch the movie, Alexander Payne. And G-Body, and Thomas Hayden Church. I love it so much. I like that movie too, but I mean, you are offended by both of these lists. I mean, just, there's some curious, curious omissions and curious inclusions on both lists. That's all I'll say.
Starting point is 00:22:34 That's all you'll say. Yeah, we're gonna have a boy. That's really helpful. I mean, nothing. So what you'll say is nothing. I don't know. What you'll say is nothing. In his defense, he gave you nothing.
Starting point is 00:22:42 There are movies on the list. There are, yes, they named movies. And all he'll say is that he doesn't have very strong opinions I have strong opinions on some of the ambitions and have strong opinions on some of the inclusion of the I mean I mean it's almost famous is overrated give me that one I agree but I also think sideways is overrated sideways like I agree I think the holdovers is far in the way Alexander Payne's best movie. I like wine. So agreed what sideways. I'm gonna get out of here, man It's gonna be nominated holdovers best actor best director best screenplay and best picture Nothing personal is the name of Samson's podcast. Cinefile the name of adnan verks. Thank you gentlemen You board the young people of tears. Thank you. It was lost in translation. I guess
Starting point is 00:23:22 the young people of tears. Thank you. It was lost in translation, I guess. Nah. All right, thanks guys. No remancing the stone. Now you have an opinion. Now you have an opinion. The man in the stone. When the segment's over.
Starting point is 00:23:34 What he does. The man in the stone. Great move. Boy, Dan, you really have a crew there. No perfect movie. It's a movie for everybody. No one goes off and the opinions come out. Nobody goes to remancing the stone. That wasn't for me. No one goes off and the opinions come out. Nobody goes to a messy zone and it's like,
Starting point is 00:23:47 that wasn't for me. No one says that. Really? See you later. Don't lie there. Everyone walks out happy. You're right. You're right.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Limited fake. Limited fake nemesis. Drug Lord from romance in the stomachs and appearance. John Wilde. How about the sequel, the Jewel of the Nile? I was great. Fake Indiana Jones over here. Da-a-man.
Starting point is 00:24:12 Michael Douglas was not trying to be Indiana Jones. Don Lebertard. Ravens good double up the colds and they are good against every team except the Steelers. I mean. So that's a 14 point win there for the Raven. Yeah, double up to touch that Spugatz. I think double up is a score like if the Colta have 10 and you double them up you scored 20. I don't think double up. That's how you do it. I do it differently. Okay, but I don't think that double them up like you explained it to me as if I was my way. I understand,
Starting point is 00:24:41 but that's not technically doubling up. Like I think you used the phrase wrong or something happened. Level up plus four. Yes, exactly. OK, that's what he meant, of course. You touched out. You never cease to amaze me. He's amazing. He really is.
Starting point is 00:24:54 He's breathtaking in his stupidity. This is the Dalé Batarshow with Estougats. I'm having some issues here with everything that happened in that last segment. At one point, the only point that I saw anyone really stirred in the other room is when Charlotte threw her arms up in the air because as good as it gets with Jack Nicholson was something that made her celebrate a triumph. Let me tell you, it was a great rise and fall of Charlotte Wilder because she heard it's good as it gets you start celebrating and then Adnan read the quote and then she's like, no, not that far. Yeah, I was like, oh no, I
Starting point is 00:25:32 was thinking if something's got to give, which is a wait, which is the one with Diane Keaton and Jack Nicholson. Something's got to give. That's something's got to give. I like that movie. That one. It's a good movie. As good as it gets, I don't remember. They're both hacks. Isn't that the one where Diane Keaton and- Yes, Nancy Myers, it's like the Nate Myers kitchen. I actually fun fact, when I saw that, I think I was in seventh grade, made my mom go out and buy me a turtle neck
Starting point is 00:25:54 and a button down so that I could wear the button down over the turtle neck like Diane Keaton does in something's gotta get. So, Jack Nicholson exists living off the shine of a bunch of movies he made in the 70s. One full of fun full over the cook was that's great movie. Chinatown great movie. All those shining shining right. And then he starts making all these other movies anger management and something got to give bucket list. These are all crap movies. Bad movies. Bad movies. Just skip the 80s on that anger management bad movie. Departed bad movie. hook the part at the padded bad movie you're gonna say that with me right in this room
Starting point is 00:26:29 yes yes you're saying a Scorsese movie is bad I don't think you can call it right it you can okay you can say overrated Irishman I smell a bad I thought I was at the flower moon on Saturday night I was really good insanely. See this is what I believe about Scorsese. Need an editor. I have one of the greatest editors of all time. Yeah. I mean like an editor edited anything out of this film. Really? Really good. So this wasn't like Irishman. We're like there's just bunch of scenes. The Irishman. I was like, wow, this is this is a lot. But I think it means talking about an editor that's willing to tell Scorsese what they need to tell Scorsese.
Starting point is 00:27:05 He's 81 years old. He's like, bleep all of you. I'm gonna make my movies how I want. Congratulations. I waited till it came out on Apple so I could rent it and watch it at home because I knew that at some point in the three and a half hours, I'd probably need to use the restroom or like make myself a drink. And I was glad I did that because it was completely like it was a great movie. I didn't want to miss anything from it. And I watched it in the comfort of my couch instead of going to the theater and just being like kind of
Starting point is 00:27:31 prisoner to my seat for a while. And it was, it didn't mind, I didn't mind that it was that one. There's a scene in the middle. So it's like, you're doing three and a half episodes of a TV show. There's a scene in the middle of that movie. This is not a spoiler alert. We're, they're just sitting in the house
Starting point is 00:27:43 and there's like, they're listening to the weather outside go to the bathroom then Let me just sit there for like three minutes. We just sit here. Let me just say right now. I was only like 45 minutes in though Oppenheimer. Thank you. Thank you Oppenheimer for Convincing me to never go back to movie theater again. Oh, no great movie great movie But I didn't need to see it on 70 millimeter iMacs 16 story high screen. Oh, for one scene for an exposure, the whole movie happens in conference rooms and classrooms. I don't need that. I, every movie that comes out from now on, until it comes out on streaming,
Starting point is 00:28:16 I'm pausing. I've got captions on it. You're saying that Oppenheimer has ended your experience with movie theaters, you are done. You're announcing right now to America and beyond. You're saying, Amino has it, I'm broken. That's it. Oppenheimer is the stop. I no longer am going to movie theater. Because Oppenheimer was billed as this and you had to not only see in the theater, you had to see it in a specific kind of theater.
Starting point is 00:28:42 Well, I can get that wherever. No, they're like 13 all over the country. You got to just it in a specific kind of theater. Well, I can get that wherever. No, they're like 13 all over the country. You gotta just be living luckily near one of them. And I was, and so I went, and I was like, okay, here we go, I took my dad, like this is gonna be incredible, we're gonna be blown away by these visuals. And I'm like, this is just a movie dog,
Starting point is 00:28:58 like this ain't nothing that needed like a huge screen. I will say, like, I know for a fact, killers of the flower moon would have been better in theaters. It was. Why? Visually stunning and the scene. It's an epic like it. The scenes are long and slow and they play out very. Like you know these characters very well by the end of the film.
Starting point is 00:29:16 And it was describing a good movie. You're not giving me a reason to see it in a theater. Those are that it's a good movie. The characters. The popcorn. No, no, no, no, no. I just said it was beautifully shot. Like, there's these long scenes of Oklahoma and there's like the scene where,
Starting point is 00:29:30 Chris, you know, I'm talking about with the fire and like the people like, I wish I had seen that on a big screen, but for my own comfort level, I'm like, I'm glad that I, I'm glad that I waited. This was very good. You watched it on a screen or didn't you? No, I watched it. I went to the theater. Oh, I'm like that.
Starting point is 00:29:42 And the popcorn, you can't get that. But you talk about these things being epic and I, No, I watched it. I went to the theater. Yeah. And the popcorn. You can't get that. But you talk about these things being epic. And I know Charlotte is obsessed with something like Gilded Ages. We talk a lot around here about I was saying that Scorsese should have just made that four parts. Why don't you just make it four parts? But Scorsese is an art maker.
Starting point is 00:30:02 He's an art maker who needs an editor. He's been working with that editor for more than 50 years. I think he's an art manager editor. He's an art maker who needs an editor. He's been working with that editor for the 50 years. I think he's earned. Not much to yes people around him. Exactly. We're not talking about it. We're talking about people who make hard decisions. You don't need this scene.
Starting point is 00:30:15 Marty. The movie's almost four hours long. There's nothing I would have put out. So, okay, humble brag. I read the book not that long ago. That is based off of. And I thought that the movie was very true to how the book kind of like was paced.
Starting point is 00:30:29 Like it was paced like a book, but I was watching it. And it was good. Like it's a really, like just devastating story. I don't know what you would cut out of that movie. All of it felt important to the story. How long is Oppenheimer because the best of the directors, the freedom they're going to be granted here when you have multiple now. It's not just studios competing for movies.
Starting point is 00:30:50 It's now streaming services who will let Scorsese and Nolan and Ridley Scott and they will make as grand a movie as they can. But Gilded Age is the same kind of epic. Is it not in its look and what it does with its wardrobe choices it's sending big i think we had spending big it's a big production also let's put some respect and scorsese editor name editors name film a schoonmaker which i probably just yes like a saying it's not really wrong film a
Starting point is 00:31:20 confidence ch s h don't do this. OK, so, build an edge. Big build an edge. Big production, huge budget, yes. But theatrical, all these New York theater actors, and Jess and I have been talking about this because we're both obsessed, and it can't be. It's like a very heightened version.
Starting point is 00:31:40 It's a soap. But it's a prestige soap. Yeah, and it's beautiful. I mean, it's Downton Abbey, but like America. America, yeah. How long? How many episodes? There's only nine episodes in the season.
Starting point is 00:31:51 Stop it. Yes, there's two more left. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? I'm so done Sunday night, had a twist in it that I did not see coming at all. At all. At all.
Starting point is 00:31:59 And then I listened to the accompanying podcast, which one of my favorite podcast hosts, who hosts the Bowrie Boys podcast, which is a show that I started listening to when I moved to New York City when I was like 22 and it made me fall in love with New York. He hosts the HBO, like watch along podcasts and watching it. You're just saying it. Yes, Tom Myers. Yeah, right. And what I forget the
Starting point is 00:32:19 woman's name, she's up from Turner Classic movies, Alicia Malone. I think that's right. Alicia Malone. They host this watch line podcast and they'll tell you, like, okay, this is based off of the actual Vanderbilt family and this is where their mansion was and this is what happened to them and this is what Mrs. Astor did in real life and they put it in context and it's so interesting
Starting point is 00:32:38 because the show is ridiculous and all these ridiculous stuff's happening but they'll be like, hey, this part actually kinda happened in real life. Yeah, they're like, so we're gonna go to the opening of the Brooklyn Bridge, and they're all these fireworks, and they're like, did you know it was actually built
Starting point is 00:32:50 by a woman, and I'm sitting there watching this being like, Emily Robling, did she actually do, and I'm like, trying to Google, no, no, you just listen to that podcast the next day, and they're like, it's true. And- Woman built bridge. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:04 And it's delightful joy right. And also they're just like, there are a lot of plots. We got a lot of characters. A lot of characters. A lot of characters. It's like Down Naby. And also like, so the Sur Julian Fellows, he may both shows. Down Naby is like, super dramatic like English.
Starting point is 00:33:20 They live in this castle and this, it's like at the turn of the, after the turn of the century. And they have this staff and it's about at the turn of the, after the turn of the century and they have this staff and it's about the upstairs and the downstairs and all this stuff and everyone that I think didn't watch Down Nabi was like, oh, this is just some dumb woman shit. But no, Down Nabi, they killed off characters
Starting point is 00:33:35 like Game of Thrones. They would take your heart and rip it out and step on it and then take a dump on it. I have never been more devastated by something that happened in a TV show than something that happens in Downton Abbey. Season three. There are no dragons more than the red wedding?
Starting point is 00:33:53 Yeah, the red wedding actually is what made me stop watching Game of Thrones. I was like, screw this. I hate this. All my characters are getting killed out. But no dragons? No where are dragons to be found? No, but there's the Titanic is involved.
Starting point is 00:34:07 I want to I want to ask all of you this because I'm not sure I like how it is. I do like how Charlotte and Jess are talking about consuming some obsessions that you then want more information from a community that cares about it the way you do to sort of walk you through and re-enjoy the episode you just saw. So you're getting bonus content. I don't know when this started in podcasting. I don't know where the origination of it is, but the podcast industry is filled with very popular podcasts that support very popular shows that recaps you. Well, it's not just recapping it, though.
Starting point is 00:34:44 It is a community of people who care about something the way that you do. There's a real lane for business here in bonus content. And I'm wondering how much of that you guys are doing. Because I suspect that our crew of billies and mics and Chris's and Roy's and Stugaz's that they're not doing any of that. I don't believe that they are,
Starting point is 00:35:02 maybe Mike might seek out some extra stuff because- I already posted so many hardcasts. I watched the episode, I move on, I wait till next week's episode. I need bonus material. And HBO, what they've done is really smart by sanctioning these podcasts because other people do them anyways. And if you watched season one of Westworld or any of different- Winning time.
Starting point is 00:35:21 Winning time had one. Yeah, a lot of them have these, well, I was gonna say, before the podcasts, they had, you know, you just go on the Westworld subreddit and people would have all their theories for what was gonna happen. And then like, I'd listen to like Mallory Rubin and like Jason Concepcion do their breakdown
Starting point is 00:35:36 of Game of Thrones and like, and then HBO was like, all right, we're just gonna like sanction our own version of this because people are going on Reddit or on like these different forums to gossip and talk about what they think is gonna happen or break down what's gonna happen we might as well like be involved in it. Out of Touchdown Levitard, I don't know. Hey, you know, we host one of those things, it's
Starting point is 00:35:55 called Rule of Two. Every time we have new Star Wars that comes out, Star Wars shows or Star Wars movies or whatever, I'm breaking down all the theories, me and Anthony Mays, right on the mystery crepe, freed, that's rule of two, get it, wherever you get podcasts. Not only when we're doing all of the stuff, but free, you know what I ask. It is, it's free. All over the free.
Starting point is 00:36:15 Do you guys get obsessed with stuff though? If I watch a TV show that I, football, okay. I just can't stop thinking about it. I'll be sitting here thinking about like Oscar Van Rine from the Gilded Age and I'm like, Ben, so I mean huge twists, not giving anything away, but so I'm like, I wanna listen to a podcast of other people who are obsessed with this
Starting point is 00:36:33 and it keeps me company. To answer your question, I wanna say the first show that did this was Walking Dead, it had Talking Dead afterward. Ooh, Breaking Bad too, would have a bunch of, you know, those things. AMC was really big on it. It is a real interesting stream to go and just gather
Starting point is 00:36:52 where people are gathered and give them more of the thing they already love. It's if you're fishing for business in the podcast industry, it's a good space. Someone should start a Reddit for our show. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! You're not stressed.
Starting point is 00:37:03 business and the podcast industry. It's a good space. Someone should start a Reddit for our show. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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