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For the first time in too long, we are going to have Stugatz's weekend observations.
He's got a lot of thoughts.
As soon as a coach is fired in the NBA,
Amin flumes in from wherever it is he is to give us
some poignant analysis.
Before we get to that, though, both of those things,
Stugatz has a top five list of athlete names
who can note biting in honor of the very famous
Luis Suarez of Inter Miami.
Do you have an OLI or do you just have a top five?
I have two OLIs, Dan.
All right.
And then a top five and it's a beauty.
All right, athlete names who can note biting.
Reggie Tongue.
I don't think, put it on the poll at Lebatard Show.
Is the tongue involved in biting?
Bite your tongue.
At Lebatard Show.
Yes, bite your tongue.
Yes, bite your tongue.
John Maynard.
The Dentist.
Of course, West Indies cricketer. Yep. Well known. Thank you, Greg. John Maynard. The Dentist.
Of course, West Indies cricketer. Yep.
Well known.
Thank you, Greg.
Number five.
Randy Mohler.
Number four.
Sin Chu Chu.
Number three.
Louie Lips.
Number two.
Vic Fangio.
Bangs. Number one. Vic Fangio. Bangs. Number one.
Rick Batino.
Yes, of course, a vampire.
A well-known vampire.
The most well-known vampire anywhere in sports.
I mean, before you go do oddball with Izzy,
give me all the best stuff that you have on Michael Malone
so you can't use it on your own show.
Great strategy.
Number one, big F you goes out to the
Denver Nuggets organization.
This was supposed to be a nice easy day for me.
Instead, I have to do three different podcasts
just because they can't hold their shit together.
What's the best stuff you have?
You know you can say no.
Don't you want news?
Yeah, you would think that you would get excited
by content, but okay.
Sometimes slow and dry. Remember guys,, but okay. No, no.
Sometimes slow and dry.
Remember guys, let them cook.
No, this isn't content.
This is mania, right?
There's a mania that's infecting our league, and it's this idea that, A, I'm doing my team
a favor by firing the coach three or four or however many games before the end of the
season.
I'm doing my new head coach, the interim head coach,
a favor by giving him the reins.
Like here, like here, have this hot potato.
And by the way, I'm showing respect to,
in both the instances in the last couple weeks,
the best coach you've ever had in your blah blah blah life.
I was gonna cuss, but I didn't realize I was still alive.
Thank you for not.
Yeah, no, I do it for you.
But it's ridiculous, right?
It's ridiculous.
You're not putting anyone in a position
to be successful when you do this, right?
That's number one.
Number two is between Coach Malone and Coach Smith,
Coach Mike Brown, excuse me, earlier this year,
we've got two instances of guys who are getting fired
from what I see as holding guys accountable. men being fired for holding other grown men accountable. He's mean to me
Like what do you think this is? What do we think we're trying to do here?
We're trying to win games and sometimes asking pretty pretty please is not an option
And so it's ridiculous ridiculous that the organization would him like not back their coach in that situation now
Denver has other issues in that there was behind-the-scenes tension between the GM Calvin booth and the head coach Michael Malone
But they fired the GM too. So what exactly do we saw your history?
Watching the league have you ever seen?
history watching the league, have you ever seen this or something that rivals this in terms of puzzling universally received as puzzling because you're knocking out both
your leaders with this as the timing?
No.
I mean, I would say yes, Memphis, but these guys said, hold my beer and they went up them and so it's it's something that um i don't know
that i you know i thought memphis was kind of isolated i'm worried now that there's a precedent
now hey if your coach says something that you don't like just let him go doesn't matter what
he's accomplished i mean for your town try organization. I'm looking at this as the obvious result
of what's happened the last 15 years
combined with the generational gulf
of holding players accountable, wha,
no, we've gotta do it differently
because the 20-year-olds have the actual guaranteed
money power here.
Dan, having actual guaranteed money power
doesn't mean anything, right?
Doesn't mean anything unless you give it credence, right?
The organization is what gives it credence when,
we talked about this before, not with Memphis, who was it?
I think it was Sacramento.
But the idea that when LeBron James and Dwayne,
LeBron James comes to Pat Riley and says,
don't you ever get the itch.
Like that's a seminal moment.
That's a seminal moment in organizational history
where it is demonstrated at the highest level.
We don't play that shit here.
Yeah, but look at what just happened to him and them.
But the difference is, Dan, the difference is,
is that you can do that and then set the standard
and set the expectation, or you can listen to the whispers
and the murmurs and the rumblings and say,
oh yeah, well you know, once you start to entertain,
you have already started to erode any sort of authority
that the coach might have, and I don't mean authority
like I'm your boss, do what I say.
I mean authority like, hey man, we have a plan.
It's my job to come up with the plan.
It's your job to execute the plan.
If you execute the plan and the plan sucks, my bad.
I'll take it.
But if you don't ever get to executing the plan,
then we'll never know.
Does this not feel to you in some way
as someone who really loves basketball
and understands how the
basketball leadership works? Does it not feel to you like you, your way, your
thinking of accountability is generationally behind now? That there has
been a sea change here that this is a symbol for but the way that you think
about these things about how to govern
uh... people from a different generation who have a different relationship with
work perhaps than michael malone does
this represents a sea change that leaves uh... the bill bella check way the pat
riley way the michael michael malone way leaves it a little more behind than it
was yesterday.
I'll say this, there's been a formula for success in our league for damn near 80 years.
And it doesn't include, we don't have to work that hard.
If you, all the successful ones, all the champions, all the great ones, they all bust their ass.
They all bust their ass on the court, they all bust their ass watching film, they understood the plays, they understood their opponents, they were prepared.
That's a constant.
Like, you could say, hey, oh, Gen Z, they don't, the constant is the work.
You look at the Celtics last year, you look at the Nuggets two years ago, the Warriors,
et cetera, et cetera.
The teams at the top, beyond the good luck of health, beyond obviously having talent,
it's discipline and it's hard work. Nobody's skating here.
And if you think you can skate to a championship
and you're firing your coach
because he's not letting your guys skate,
then you're part of the problem.
They have championship expectations there.
We did a cursory look.
I think the best, most recent examples,
Tylow mid-season coaching change
went on to win the NBA championship
for a team in the Cavs that had championship aspirations. Have you ever seen anything this late in the
season actually work? It's never it's never happened before. First of all we'll
start it's never been this late. Taylor Jenkins was already kind of the latest
of a good coach right. Now Michael Malone is the latest of any coach even a bad
coach right. So when you talk about Ty-Liu, that's different. That was more like Adrian Griffin,
where they could see clearly this isn't working.
And we've given this guy another-
Blatt didn't have the pedigree.
Blatt, he didn't have the pedigree,
he didn't understand the language.
You talk about Dan, the language of generational gap.
David Blatt didn't understand the NBA language.
Like he did not know how to operate
and how to interact with people.
It seems as though that was the case against Malone though. He wasn't connecting with his
guys.
No, I'm talking about David Blatt and Kenny Wayne.
No, I understand.
It's like, it's the difference between I don't speak English at all, and I'm not saying that
literally, I don't speak NBA basketball as a language, versus these group of guys are starting to tune out.
And by the way, when you talk about these group of guys, here's the other part of this.
The tension between Calvin Booth and Michael Malone was that Michael Malone wanted vets,
which is, by the way, how you win championships.
And Calvin Booth was like, no, play these young guys who make mistakes and don't watch
film and aren't as committed.
And that's a hard golf to overcome as an organization.
Rod Jaworski.
Jaws.
That's a good one.
That is a good one.
Better than lips.
Well, tongue.
Tuck your lip.
Thank you, Amin.
Oddball four days a week.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
DJ Shark.
Wow. You were impressed by yourself on that one.
That was a good one. You surprised yourself. Better than John Maynard, the dentist. Don LeBretard. Surely every time you're watching this you recognize that your wife is laughing,
that she married Larry David. Yeah, I do, yeah. One of the great characters in the history of television, in my humble
opinion. And to my credit, my personality...
In my humble opinion, followed by to my credit. It's amazing. It's just amazing.
To my credit, my personality does predate Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Stugots!
Oh, wow.
I'm not going to say Larry David patterned himself after me.
You copy, all right, put it on the poll please, Jude. You did Greg Cody copyright being an asshole long before Larry David.
This is the Dan LeVatar Show with the StuGuts.
Time now for StuGuts' weekend observations.
It is time for StuGatz to share his game notes.
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Weekend observations are brought to you by Miller Lite.
Din, in 20 years of doing this show with you,
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Magnolia Lane, Rays Creek, Jim Nance, Hogan Bridge, Amen Corner, Butler Cabin, and of course, the Azaleas.
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And Dan, just like that, make no mistake about it,
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Perhaps we'll talk about it.
More than just talking about it, VJ Singh's withdrawal.
Wanna talk about the poor three today?
Oh, I love the poor three.? Oh, I love the poor three.
Oh, do I love the poor three, I'll be glued.
Speaking of back, hello!
Steven A. Smith on first take, debating,
what does Ovechkin's record mean for LeBron's legacy?
That's why he gets paid the big bucks.
How did he weave those two together?
He is a genius that man.
He really is.
The Mariners have two pitchers
in their starting rotation named Luis Castillo.
You know what they say, Dan?
If you have two Luis Castillos, you don't have one.
The C in Luis Castillo stands for for couple of Castillo's cutting it up.
Billy, how do you feel?
You correctly pointed out yesterday that I should be saying it Los Angeles instead of
Los Angeles.
You shouldn't.
I'm just saying.
But how do you feel about how he says, no, it's Luis.
The way, the way that you make it two syllables, the way that you make it Lou East.
I mean, Stugats. His name is Louie Castle
All right, I mean seems like a guy you would like I have no idea who he is
You don't know who we castillo is the Marlin second baseman. Oh good lord
Marlon's Hall of Famer. He's been well not yet. He's been a good pitcher in the league for years. Okay
He's been a good pitcher in the league for years. Okay.
Listen, I was just trying to make a Castillo joke.
You know what, yeah, two, you don't have one,
couple of Castillos, cutting it up.
Have you guys seen the thing about the Los Angeles Angels?
So they're called the Los Angeles Angels.
Yeah, it's redundant.
It's the, the Angels Angels.
Yeah, it's stupid.
Put it on the poll, did you know that the Los Angeles Angels is the the Angels Angels?
The two best days of the NCAA tournament are the day it starts and the day Duke loses.
Taylor.
They're called the Duke Blue Devils because they were blue in the face from choking away
a national title.
Taylor, how is the answer to everything around here more David Sampson? I can promise you
this, nobody and I mean nobody is asking for more David Sampson. How did we get here? Dan,
I left for five weeks. I mean, S Samson dominated the airwaves here. At least
still airwaves are doing it. I don't know. How does that work?
Excellent questions. All of them.
The Samson one too?
All of them. Excellent questions.
How did we get here? All of it.
Walter Clayton Jr. Senior guard play. To everybody comparing Walter Clayton Jr. to Steph Curry do me a favor
stop doing it what are we doing why are we comparing in the study he's not Steph
Curry no one is just size and step backs that's all it is whenever I bet on a
team nobody can make a free throw it's the worst put it on the pole at Levitard
show juju when you bet on a team, does it stop
making its free throws? Dan, do you know what we witnessed on
Saturday? Todd Golden versus Bruce Pearl, a couple of Jews
coaching it up. Amazing time for Jewish coaches
three of the final four
that's a trend
John Shire, I had no idea
things you think about
on a gummy
on a walk to the sphere
on the way to your third consecutive debting company show
is Jimmy Garoppolo good
or is he just good looking?
That feels like you're thinking about that four years after
everybody was thinking about it.
It is a question though.
If he didn't look the way he did, would he still be in the
league? Yeah, he's still good looking four years later.
Is it a question?
There have to be some ugly backups out there that were just
nothing.
Who's the guy with the long neck that was in the league for a while?
Glennon. Dan thought he was gonna be great.
He did. He had the neck.
Look, what I said was that he was at North Carolina State that he was a first round pick.
That's what I said.
But you thought he was gonna be good, right?
A first round pick is what I said.
Houston would win a
national championship every
season if basketball was played
without a basketball. I agree
with that. Thank you. Duke was
79 and 0 under John Shire when
leading by more than 10 points.
You know what that means, Dan?
Something had to give. They were due.
Look at that. Look at the ally. I know he loves that. 170 year
old thumb. Just take it. Lift it. I will take it. I love
that thumb. Hell yeah. He might not show it but Coach K is the to mind, but I'm sure that Coach K didn't want immediate championship winning as soon as he leaves.
You think he says to his wife, he's not me.
He's good, but he's not me.
He had to say it, right?
Coach S.
WFAN, debating for hours.
Why Coach S?
You know, Coach K, Coach S.
Yeah. Okay, thank you for the elaboration. That's an all-timer right there. What are you doing?
He you know he's striving to get that nickname. You know when you're called coach k come before s right yeah
Yeah, you got it made that's the comment that you made he hasn't earned it yet
So you did point if he wins a championship he's coach s yeah, you know clearly I gotta explain that yes
Right now he's still John shy he wasn't right the guy that coach K
Laughs at right wasn't coach K because his last name merely started with a K
He was coach K because it was a lot easier to say than his last name
No his last name does start with a K. I understand that but debatable like an s
Maybe I should be coach Wow Wow that is true. Great point by Jess. Okay. I had considered.
WFAN, debating for four hours whether or not Juan Soto is a needle mover. Good job boys. That's what
sports radio is all about. 20 shares. Roki Suzuki, crying after a bad first start for the Dodgers. good job boys. That's what
was a far better player.
Are people arguing that Ovechkin's the greatest goal scorer of all time
because he has most goals?
Wait, you mean the best player of all time?
Or the best goal scorer.
Because he's neither.
Well, he is the best.
Gretzky did it in fewer years, I believe.
They did it in the exact same number of games.
The exact same number.
Excuse me, Gretzky?
So now take Gretzky's rings, put them in a box,
and take Ovechkin's rings, and put them in a box,
and tell me who's better.
Gretzky just has 900 more assists.
Ovechkin had two work stoppages in COVID
to deal with as well.
I want to hear about it.
I mean, no one's arguing.
You don't want to hear about two work stoppages in COVID?
I think his point is right, though.
No one is arguing that Ovechkin's
a better player than Gretzky.
No, no, that's not the argument
Not the great one now. He's a great one and there's another great one
There's one great one
What if there's two and by the way Gretzky still has more goals if you include the playoffs
122 to 72 in the post as he would go deeper into the playoffs. Yeah, right
To work stoppages and kovat. I heard you
Rings, I don't know how you argue though that are veterans not a better goal scorer. That was a wild sentence
Then he's just like you can't argue. He's a bit Gretzky
Just traveled to where Ovechkin was to make that acknowledgement like well, he has to say that right
You can't say he's a better goal scorer just cuz he has more goals
Correct in this game number of games goal for your life
You're right. Are you taking empty net or you know who we got in there?
Gretzky here
Go for your life
We're all taking Gretzky you take a vet skin you're dead
His rookie season was delayed an entire year
because of a work stoppage.
I heard you.
If someone was about to beat my record,
I would be as far away from the arena as possible.
In fact, when John Toto broke my Clark University goals
in a season record,
I was halfway across the globe in Italy. The boot. I've never going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie. I'm not
going to lie. I'm not going to
lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm
not going to lie. I'm not going
to lie. I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie. I'm not
going to lie. I'm not going to
lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm
not going to lie. I'm not going
to lie. I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie. I'm not
going to lie. I'm not going to
lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm
not going to lie. I'm not going
to lie. I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie. I'm not
going to lie. I'm not going to
lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm
not going to lie. I'm not going
to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. He's not in Kansas anymore. That total. I'll tell you that. Yeah. Thank you. Every time I walk through
customs, I feel like I'm about
to be arrested. Every time.
Nothing worse than walking
through customs without anyone
checking a suitcase and
everyone greeting you with
smiles and saying good day,
mate,
realizing you could have put 20 packs of dog walkers in your suitcase.
Dan, I could have taken 10 pounds of weed.
Put it on the poll.
And it's disappointing because then I'm in an alley,
I'm talking to Kiwi, I'm making sure I don't get arrested.
It's like, you know, it's old school.
At LeBotard Show, put it on the poll,
do you feel like you're going to get arrested
every time you go through customs
if you're not a criminal?
I do.
In honor of me going to Australia,
top five athletes,
if they were named after something Australian.
Oh, a lot.
Desmond Brisbane.
Duh!
Crocodile Dundee Wade
Did you just snort?
Kangarooie Hachimora
Number 5, Boomerang Asiason
Number 4, Brandon Bondi Beachy
Number 3, Rashid Kowalis.
Number two, Moises Kangaloo.
And number one, the Great Barrier Sharif Abdur Rahim.
Moises Kangaloo?
That's so good.
Here come the Habs.
Habs are tough.
Moises Kangaloo is good.
No?
Boomerisciason is going to be number one.
Boomerang?
I like Rashid Kowalis.
You know what the A in Australia stands for? Not air conditioning. They have AC issues
there and ice issues. They don't have ice. We have ice issues here. In this office or
United States? Different kind of ice. Dan, they have a community radio station on Bondi Beach.
Anyone could walk in there and take the mic.
So naturally, I did.
Fired two rugby coaches, compared the careers
of Patrick Rafter and Leighton Hewitt.
14 shares.
You dominated the airwaves
as part of Operation Bloomin' Onion.
Yep, next day I got a job offer
from a radio station in Perth.
The morning hop around with Kanga Stew.
Told him I'd get back to him.
Awesome.
Dan Weill, me and you, 20% of the Australian baseball league.
Oh wow.
I cut you in.
Nice, thank you.
You got it.
It's not big in Australia, it's big in Asia.
So that's the play.
You're fronting all the capital.
10% for you, 10% for me.
We good?
I'm serious here.
No, because the play is, Dan, there are many Asian players playing in the Australian baseball league
So they get massive numbers those games stream in Asia Japan China everywhere. They get massive numbers
No one cares in Australia, but in Asia they care. So this was operation bloom and onion. This is why you were there
Yes, yeah, and you're welcome
We'll cover it on the hop around Kanga stoop Perth
Perth is a funny name. It was a good choice
Hey parents got news for you if your son or daughter is studying on Bondi Beach
Guess what? They're not doing
studying Partying their asses off.
You don't believe in studying abroad, do you? No, I do not. It's a scam. I mean,
they'll work at least two more years to pay for Amish trip because Sydney was not enough.
Studying abroad was not enough. She went to spring break in Japan.
abroad was not enough she went to spring break in Japan she watched some Australian baseball there where was it Bill Raftery is better at his job than
anyone in our industry is at their job how about that he's pretty good do you
agree though top five people who are
better at their jobs than everyone in our industry is at
their job. OLI Roy.
Billy. Chris. Mike.
Number five. What happened to Jess?
Well, I mean, I'm sorry.
Jess might be in my top five.
Yeah, spoiler alert.
Jesus, man.
Let me finish.
Number four, Jess.
I don't believe that's what that is.
Let me see your number four.
I'm not going to show you my number.
It's my number four.
Get your own number four.
What do you mean?
Good ad lib.
Thank you.
Number three, Christopher Mad Dog Russo.
What do you mean? Good ad lib. Thank you. Number three Christopher Mad Dog Russo
Of course you replaced the woman number two
She was four You're supposed to say L Duncan. I forgot about L. I had L at four.
Listen, I had to scribble some stuff out.
We don't have ink here.
So, let me.
We don't have ink.
It printed out.
It was fuzzy.
I can't really read the list.
So, L Duncan is four.
Jess is two.
Stugots came in yesterday saying
that he was wildly jealous of ESPN radio's morning show
because they had invented a game pen or pencil
Oh my god, Shador Sanders. Yes pen or pencil? Well Shador Sanders to the Giants pen or pencil?
If you write it in pen, Dan, you can't erase it with a pencil. You can erase it
So if you're saying if you're doing it in pen, then it's happening. Pencil, you're not so sure. It's a good game.
What about whiteout?
You still making that?
I think.
Big year last year, whiteout.com.
Stugouts, number one.
I didn't finish the list. Jess was two. Bill Raftery was number one. I didn't finish
the list. Jess was two. Bill
Raftery was number one. What
happened to that list? Oh, I
Roy Billy Chris Mike five
Greg Cody four L Duncan three
Christopher Mad Dog Russo
number two Jess number one Bill
Raftery.
Just get mad at Taylor, Dan. Taylor. Stugots, book number two, titled I Didn't
Ask for Any of This, Collision Course, Watching People Trying to Get Organized
After a Golf Round, is funny. Whenever a basketball game goes to overtime, I have
to turn to the person
next to me and say free basketball my wife hates it why is she still married
to me I put her through hell speaking of hell or TARD Stugatz This is the Dunlapatar Show with the Stugatz
Did you guys catch last night, we have not talked about this, either one of these games,
the Dallas Stars game or the Knicks Celtics game, because the Celtics are rounding into
form and I believe that anybody watching basketball knows that one of the best Knicks teams we've ever seen isn't quite good enough,
even when healthy, to do the things necessary to topple OKC and Cleveland and Boston. And
I don't believe, even though Cleveland's going to be the one seed, I don't believe that many
people listening to this will believe that Cleveland can get past Boston until they've actually done so. But how many
times have you seen in hockey a three-goal lead evaporate in the last
minute? In the last... I don't know. Never? I don't know. I couldn't remember.
You'd be correct. It's never happened before? Never. Never happened before where a 5-2 lead has
disappeared in... and how much time was left? Was it more,
just more than 60 seconds? The score bug that I saw was 5-2 with a minute left, and Dallas ended
up losing that game 6-5. That's crazy. Imagine you had Dallas. There were probably a lot of people
that did. It looks more and more like we're gonna get Dallas
and Colorado in the first round there.
Yeah, I've never seen that before.
That's the first time that's happened.
So, yeah, several six on five goals, goes to overtime.
Vancouver wins a game that, I'd win probability.
This might have been the first ever 100% win probability
that's been lost in sports history.
It's insane.
You say 100% win probability,
but I'm always noticing when a game is 61 to three
or something with a minute left,
that the win probability will always be 99.9%
because they don't actually wanna give you the 100%
because things like this.
They don't wanna commit to it. They're covering their ass. That it that should be put up on the pole at LeBata show if
you're up 5-2 with a minute left in hockey should your win probability be
100% there is something curious happening in hockey there have been
fewer power plays called this year not by a little by a lot by an incredible
amount and the reasoning behind it
is not that the players are playing any cleaner. It's that power plays have become such an advantage
in this league. The teams have gotten so good with the man advantage. And a couple of the goals
there came with a man advantage, six on five, which is different than a five on four. But the
power play has become such an advantage. Teams are just so good at it right now that the league is
kind of legislating it on its own.
We cannot call what was a penalty last year
a penalty this year because it is almost a certain goal.
So that comeback kind of speaks into
how good these special teams have gotten on the offensive.
Is anyone better than Edmonton was last year
when they entered the playoffs at like a 42% clip of succeeding on
power plays is there anyone this year that is mathematically empirically
better than that and as you look for the answer on that question and you mentioned
a first-round matchup how close are we in the West to getting Lakers Warriors
in the first round
because of how things have to break here at the end as Denver is firing it.
There's a first, there is going to be a first round.
I don't know if you guys are watching
what the Clippers are doing,
but I thought the Clippers were championship good last year
if they'd been healthy,
and I never expect them to be healthy.
But if you see what's happening, not with Kawhi Leonard or James Harden but with Zubok who like
just had a perfect game of 25 and 10 where he made all of his field goals
didn't have a turnover made all of his free throws it was something that has
rarely happened in the sport they're playing a style of basketball that makes
it that a dominant postman can actually matter in the league in a way
that's a little bit unusual and I don't know what is going to shake out on 4-5 in the first round in
the west but would you be excited or disappointed if it was Lakers Warriors and one of them was
suddenly eliminated given how everybody is covering basketball or so many people are covering this
basketball this year where they
refuse to talk about the top four seeds unless it's the
Lakers. The Clippers have won five straight. It's incredible
when you consider Paul George is no longer there. They've won
eight of ten. I think Tyrone Lue is probably he has to be up
there Tyron Tyron Lue in terms of you know top three or four
coaches in the NBA. I would love to see the Lakers and the
Warriors. I just like to see it later in the playoffs. But I'll take it. I'll take it anytime I can get it. Like that's
going to be fun, right? I think that people will be disappointed if you don't get the star power,
the aged star power that you want deep in the playoffs. I don't, I think if I offer that to
the average basketball fan and say, would you like to see Warriors L deep in the playoffs i don't like i think if i offer that to the average basketball fan and say would you like
to see warriors lakers in the first round or would you like to see them play
others and try to ava advance to around that has more stakes given what happened
on christmas day right that
yet that the clinging to familiar
makes it so basketball cannot compete with the nfl except when it's lebron
and stephan it happened the other night right it happened
that the laker games are still the ones that are doing uh... giant numbers even
though uh... it's been a little bit on even with the lakers and
i still don't really know how this is going to work with luca because i see an
awful lot of six for seventeen sir six for nineteen
uh... from him and it's just not
it's not what you need from him he's got to be the best that the best basketball
player in your team can't be the oldest player in the league
i don't care if you ask the nba if you asked adam silver
who do you want matched up in the western conference finals if you could
have any two teams he would tell you Lakers-Warriors, right?
That's the answer.
That's the highest rated TV series in this playoffs, if it happens.
Potentially higher rated, I think, than an OKC Cleveland Finals.
Can you get me the Stat of the Day music here, please, and the Gas Bag of the Week as well,
because I want to tie the stat of the day to something here
that people aren't talking about that perhaps they should be.
Start of the day, start of the day, it is the start of the day.
Start of the day, start of the day, it is the start of the day.
Start of the day, start of the day, it is the start of the day. Start of the day, start of the day, it is the start of the day.
I don't think this stat has changed in the last couple of days because Oklahoma City
was just playing against the Lakers and this is a couple of days old and I have not refreshed
it but the Oklahoma City Thunder against the East this year, 29 and won. They've lost one time against the East and it is a little bit strange to have
a team doing this well in the league and have it be in the shadows. But what Oklahoma City
has done in terms of architecture on team building, the Paul George Kauai Leonard trade
is going to go down as one of the greatest trades the other way that there's ever been.
And the stockpiling of draft picks in a city where you can tie people down for a while by contract because of the economy of the sport puts them in a position with young players.
Because that team is super young. They behave young. They behave goofy and silly in a way that's not immature the way John
Morant is immature, goofy and silly after games in a way that is childish and fun.
Their style of play offensively and defensively is fun and the team is personality fun, but
we're not quite ready to give the league over to them yet.
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