The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: Not The Best Judgement

Episode Date: November 24, 2025

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volume imported by Mass Yeager Meister U.S. White Plains, New York. This is the Dan Levator show with the Stucats podcast. So, of course, I have all of my football analysis wrong because I am feeding into the drama of the Eagles and the Chiefs when Stafford's got 24 touchdowns and zero interceptions over the last six weeks of football. and the Rams have sort of perfected what Daniel Jones isn't exactly going to travel with on the road. Everyone knows that unless I'm making it like zero degrees in the cold,

that Stafford can bring that offense and nine completions to Puka wherever it is that that traveling circus goes. Wasn't Stafford's career almost over in training camp when they thought he couldn't play because he has a bad back? I thought he was going to the Giants. Diana Rusini said that that was a real thing. So we talk a lot. We talk a lot about the drama and the teams that have been there.

It ignores some things about that team, does it not, given that they traded for Stafford over golf because McVeigh was like, yeah, I'll go with this quarterback. That quarterback is going to make me lose to Brady 13 to 3 in a Super Bowl that Belichick won for Brady. And by the way, they lost one of the best defensive players in league history two years ago. Their defense is great. They are great at all the things.

They're a great organization. Look, McVeigh had one of the rarest of coaching and broadcasting opportunities before Tom Brady got the 375 mill with the streaming service money and the broadcasting explosion. Sean McVeigh had the chance to be the voice for football the way John Madden was by just leaving football at the top of football because he could have had any broadcasting job at the very height of the food chain. I think it would have skipped every line but chose to keep coaching because he prefers to do that and it's he's game the system like when Stafford, your quarterback. Like, they have figured out a perfection of motion and chemistry in their offense, whether it's Cooper Cup. Like, you don't need to have someone who's actually as good as Smith and Gigba, right? Like, you only need to have either Cooper Cup or Puka or DeVante Adams, or they'll do it with Higby, or they'll do it to Baker-Mayfield. They'll do it at the

Eagles. They'll do it everywhere. Like, Stafford will be the only thing that actually dethrones Brady through his runs, through his playoff runs. He goes, through Breeze, Mahomes, and Rogers in one postseason, but it was, it was Stafford throwing deep to Cooper Cup that knocked Brady out of another playoff, correct? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yep. Like that, Stafford has quietly had such an amazing back end of his career to become a Hall of

Fame. I mean, think about the first part of his career. Like, I don't know if, I don't know if he was considered a loser, but he was considered as a guy who was never going to win. And I understand a lot of that is because it was Detroit, you know? But, man, like, and those Detroit teams. with Calvin Johnson. How dysfunctional were they that this is what we're getting out of Matthew Stafford now in the ladder portion? But you know the answer to this question, which is this is one of

the amazing things about Dan Campbell's ascendance there. The backstory, and I say this all the time of the Lions, two of their best players, they made them quit. Calvin Johnson and Perry Sanders ended their careers early. And Stafford was tired of giving his body on that surface, because he never misses games. Like, he's insanely tough somehow, still playing games bad back or not. Like, that guy became the highest paid quarterback in the league in Detroit, and he was the only good thing about the team. He's the only reason anyone thought they'd win a playoff game. But he was viewed as a career loser because of it, because he merely got to the organization to a better place than it ever been with Barry Sanders and with Calvin Johnson. Like, he's the

best thing that ever happened to Detroit. Am I wrong? I mean, that's arguable, but what's... Him or Barry Sanders? In terms of... winning, playoff winning, relevance. Can we beat Romo? It was like the only other time we've seen Detroit be relevant is when Stafford made them so, correct? I mean, I think Barry Sanders ultimately is going to be revered more than Stafford in Detroit. I mean, it depends how far you're going to go back. They did win NFL championships. We're not going back that far. Okay, with Bobby Lane, the quarterback. You want to give him the back in my day music? He can tell us all that he wants

about the 1950s Detroit Lions. Let's not erase history. That's all I'm saying. Have they ever won a Super Bowl? No. Oh, there it is. That's what matters. Have they won the NFL championships? Yeah. They are a laughing stock American franchise. Used to be. For all time. You can't just erase history. That's not good either. You have to highlight it. Look, a lot of people were in a lot of bad situations. You can explain it. Context matters. Like being head-to-head on a football field. That used to matter. Not again with this. What are you laughing at? It looks like a raccoon. Greg, he is wearing a lot of makeup. Greg. Yes. Can you be, Mike accuses me of control. Trivins, what was your real feeling yesterday ostracized to a corner of your home to watch Lionel Messi, shamed by your family, into you will not be as important as the four-clock games?

I was honored to be watching Leonel Messi on that stage, perform like he did. It was, it's an honor to watch that guy play. It really is. I mean, and I don't probably think that way about any other athlete in any other sport. LeBron, I would say LeBron. You don't know. say you don't think it's an honor to get to watch LeBron play for 23 years? At his age, yeah, yeah, at his age. Steph Curry? Um, less than LeBron, but yes. Steph, you don't, I mean, that's 17 years, amazingly enough. Like, you haven't enjoyed these last three plus years of Messi more than the four years you watch LeBron, right? I would say it's

comparable, though. Really? And, and I would say it's comparable. And the point is, in terms of American sports fans, there's still such a gulf there where we don't appreciate what we have. We, meaning American sports fans. We don't appreciate what we have in Messi, whereas we do with somebody like Tom Brady or LeBron James because they're big national news. Leo Messi is at his best on a big stage yesterday, and everybody's watching Red Zone instead.

How big a mistake, Mike, was the Apple TV thing when they are saying, and we've been talking about this for a while because it's been a bit appalling, the amount of greed that has to go into pain for all these things, which ultimately comes out of the pocket of the customer, making Inner Miami in Miami a really elite franchise, even though there are plenty of people who don't have money,

who won't be gouged, who also love Leon O'Messie, would like to be watching the games on Apple TV, but don't want to pay for Apple TV plus extra plus and have to get soccer without their regular Apple. So one of the things Apple has done, which we know how much money Apple makes, they are one of the global corporate giants that run everything in the economy, and they can do whatever they want.

How bad a mistake was it to have Leonel Messi telling this part of his story, this gracefully, and not have the attendant support around it so that it's accessible to people who can't get over the paywall to see the story told, to have the broadcasters frame the relevance of the event. How much did they price out? How big a mistake was it to price out some audience? by not allowing any of this to be televised. They don't even put out the numbers. They don't want you to see how bad this is.

Can you imagine? Numbers so bad, not releasing them? That should scare you. And your family. This is all I'm going to get from you today. You're going to continue to be furious. You have to become undeniable. Because if you allow this to happen,

you perpetuate a narrative. You're not doing anything about it. Then you're stuck with it. And so is your friends. family. That's wrong. Have you seen these polls? While the narrative is around the committee, the pollsters are getting off easy. Let's do funniest thing from the sports weekend, please. I've seen some of these pollsters. Did you know? One of them is Israel Gutierrez. Whoa. Oh, don't do this. We should get a hold of Israel. Don't do this. Don't do this. I'm suggesting

we pay Israel. We continue to pay Israel. And when, funniest thing from the sports weekend, like he should, we should get more money to Israel. Funniest thing from the sports weekend. Dan, first, we've obtained a photo. We've obtained the photo, the photo that we've wanted all morning of the Barbie room. Oh, thank you. So you're going someplace else with the show that I was. No, no, we can go to funniest thing, but I just, I knew that as soon as we got this photo, you'd want to know. You did know this, and there it is.

So let's take a look at where it is. Greg Cody was watching Messy in the exercise room. There is a photo of Greg Cody in the corner there, not surprisingly. A photo of a dog, some family photos. It looks just like Jumping Charlie that, though. It is, I think we can say, do I have this wrong? Please tell me I have this wrong. This is an old person's view of a room a granddaughter should have.

My childhood bedroom right here. It appears to be a dog. Tress is a general. This is concerning. And it's wrong and woke and gay. Zazlo, Tony is not the best judgment and I'm having a difficulty wrangling the show today. and Tony has suggested that he wants to do his top five earlier than he usually does. The thing that's been happening with his top fives is he does them Tuesday, Wednesday, last week, Thursday.

Everything's been chewed up. Everything is no good because it's already been said. He's got no new thoughts on a Thursday. But now he's decided to do this from a metro mover. He is using public transportation in Miami. I don't trust the Wi-Fi. He does. So let's see what we've got. Tony, he told me you're ready.

You just got, we've got the video now. You're on public transportation. Let's do it. Tony's top five. Dana, we are live here from the Metro Movers. No delay at all. Going down right now. We are literally moving right now.

No, I was actually in delay because I didn't want the cop to come and stop me. So I think we're trying to hide from the cop real quick. So I only have five, okay? No OLA. We're going to go straight to it. Why would a cop bother you? Why does it sound like you feel like you're doing something illegal like you're being watched? Do you think you have to have a license to do this?

You're just going to ask him for documentation. Oh, he's coming, he's coming. You see him right there? You saw him, he's right there. Number five. No, my issue is that something, it's number five. Yo, J.J. McCarthy sucks. Okay, you guys, you guys thought he put one good quarter together,

and you guys think a quarterbacks just coming to the league who's been hidden by Jim Harbaugh. Sucker. National champion. What? He's a sucker. Let me remind the people really quick that Tony's top five is presented by Smyranoff, the official vodka sponsor of the National Football League.

Smyranoff, please drink responsibly. this Miranoff company, New York, New York, Vaca, 40% alcohol by volume. Tony, I love how you're doing this where you're looking around. You seem like you're suspicious. You're giving off the suspicion. Yes. Somebody's going to stop you. No, you've got to do this.

You're probably doing something illegal. Number four. Number four, nice story, but the bucks are cooked. Aye. So that's it. So Carolina's going to win the division. So I said their season was done five weeks ago. So Carolina is going to win the division.

I've never seen Tony scared before. Yeah, he looks a little, well, because he's out in the wild. Look, there are ice agents around. Guys, we're moving fast, by the way. We're moving fast. I don't know if you guys can see that. It's more of like I need to make sure that I got a good base because this thing could stop and I can fly like six feet back that way.

Yes. This thing is no joke. Yes, well, you should be holding on. Why don't you just hold on to a rail because you're too much of a man? Number three. No, because I need my hands. Number three, is Gibbs, is Jemir Gibbs better than Barry Sanders? I'll let you guys think about and chew that for a second.

Okay, so what did he have, like, 260 scrimmage yard yesterday? Yeah, yeah, he's really good. It feels like he might be better than Barry. Okay, very good. I got to make sure, I got to pretend like I'm not doing it, guys. Hold on. That is so disrespectful what you just said. Look.

Anyone else rooting for him to get kicked off? No, I'm, well, I'm, what I'm rooting for is somebody to punish him for that take. Like, that is terrible to say Jemir Gibbs is Barry Sanders. Like, this shows you don't know anything about anything. Lobos tried to acquire Gibbs in a trade. Number two. People must be so confused. They are. They are very confused.

Number two, we need a new wing of the Pro Football Hall of Fame just named Gunslingers, in which James Winston is first ballot. Gunslinger Hall of Fame wing. I like it. I like it. I mean, look, his open field stiff arm, how great was that play? And a spin! The giant screwing around throwing to James Winston in the,

the open field covered. He got a 50-50 ball, and then he stiff-armed and spun into the end zone. It might be the best play of the season. It was so quick. And then he did the dice celebration. It was the greatest moment of yesterday. It was. Number one, Tony.

Really quick on James Winston, he's never going to make it anywhere near any sort of Hall of Fame. But, like, what he does on a day in and day out, week in and week out, game in and game out basis should be celebrated. Okay, we need to have some sort of celebration of James Winston. Not day in and day out. Just Sunday. Just Sunday. You're not there in the locker room. Maybe on a casual Thursday night. You don't know what he's doing. That guy's the worst. You know what he's doing in that locker room.

Oh, shut up, George. Number one. You shut up. You take that back. Pack it up. No, you shut up. I take that back. I take that part. I take that part back. I take the shut up. I'm sorry. No, you shut up. Hold on. They're stopping the train, guys. Hold on. I got to make sure that, hold on. Oh, the guy's right there. There comes nice. Police officer? He's right behind me. Hold up, hold up. Yeah, it's a police guy. Oh, they open the doors. I think you have to have a license.

Shut up for a second. Number one, Tony. Turn around. Show him. Show the police officer. I'm at you want to whisper. Yeah, number one. Number one. Hold on. Number one. Pack it up. I've seen all there is to see. Give Matthew Stafford the MVP and close up shop. We're done. he's the MVP of the season we're done no more MVP talk Stafford's the MVP it's over there's a dog on the train I love this I want to do it here every week

they just set it on now all right we'll do it next week as well I don't want to do it here every week yes we should yes you yeah like you a little bit scared a little bit less confident than usual that's a good character I want to do this more often you see them you see it's public transit yeah you're scared you're not you're doing illegal things this is not allowed you have to have a license I could be arrested yes that's correct All right, see you later. This seems also hauling ass, by the way.

Where are you going? You look somehow less brown than Mike. He doesn't know where he goes. He doesn't know where the public transit goes. He's going all over downtown Miami. Hey, Chris here. Black Friday game day is coming to Prime, and it'll be an epic day of live sports.

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Don't do it. This is the Don't Levitar show with the Stugats. Let's get the funniest thing from the sports weekend. don't want to go to you, Mike. What do you want? He looks so stupid. I mean, what are you doing? What I want. It's an interesting way to frame things. What I want is the truth. What I want is head-to-head to matter. We're obsessing over the wrong things. Strength the schedule, strength of record. They talk about eye test. Miami passes the eye test. Miami is the hottest quarterback in the nation. They're playing their best football in November. Yet people don't want to talk about

that. That's wrong. It's unjust. It should scare you. It's woke. Let's do the funniest thing from the sports weekend, please. Gay. Again. Hey, people. Tell us what in the sport made you laugh hardest this weekend. In this segment we call

What Make You Laugh this weekend? Jeremy? Dan, I don't know if you were watching the Cleveland game, but Jerry Judy was running around with probably the most confidence I've ever seen holding the ball away from his body in a way that makes you think,

oh, this is going to be a fumble, isn't it? And then before you could get that thought out, here comes the punch. so far away from his body that it didn't even matter, Zaslow. Look, stop tweeting at me, do I know about that land man? It's non-stop. It's non-stop tweets, do I know about that land man? And let me get something, let me make something perfectly clear here.

I don't have a problem with punching the football to create a fumble. I have a problem when you punch and you miss the football and punch a player. That to me doesn't seem like it should be a legal play. But all in all, stop asking me if I know about that landman. I know about that landman. Got an extension, didn't he? Yeah, yeah. My mentions were chaos this weekend because he got an extension.

Look, you're publicly anti-landman, or you're publicly anti-supporting the punching of Landman when he runs around there just punching people and causing footballs to come flying out. It seems like a valuable resource to have in that sport. Yeah, just all I'm saying is, punching players during play shouldn't be allowed. Yeah, worse than the tush push.

Controversial. Controversial take. How are we enjoying all the permutations of changed 60-yard plays off the tush-push now where Mark Andrews is rumbling through your open field where the only big plays. That was 15 games the Browns had gone without a 50-yard pass. The only big giant plays you get in these games

where Daniel Jones can't get the ball 20 yards downfield is Tush-push-push derivative. Is some sort of faky play that allows you to run in the open field. Yeah, terrible, fraudulent, disgrace to the NFL. I am glad the Browns won, though, because I picked the Browns. We went 13 and 1 last weekend. Wait a minute.

And we also had Dallas as an outright option. Did you see what he just did there? Did you see? What? I asked you a question about a play, and you said, disgrace to the league, and you just wanted to get how good you were on your picks. Well, it was a poor question. And everybody's wondering what I meant, how I finished with my picks, because after after I lost the game Thursday night, although I did have Texans with the points.

Craig. I went on a weekend-long heater, finished 13 and 1. The best record, best weekly record in PFPI so far this season. Craig. By the way. I asked you a question, a serious football question. You did the lazy. It's a disgrace.

It's an embarrassment. And then went straight to telling us how you went 13 and 1 on your picks this week. And it wasn't against the spread, just overall. Yeah, still good. 13 and 1. Congratulations. You beat the Lions to beat the Giants. Still good.

Well is the one you lost? There were Buffalo Houston, although I did have Texans with the points. But when you call something an embarrassment and a disgrace, that's such strong language that there's no alliteration. No, but you don't mean it. No, you didn't have any real feel. It's an embarrassment and a disgrace that there are 60 yards runs off of the permutation of the Toch Push? Yes. It's an embarrassment of your disgrace.

Correct. Correct. Correct. The NFL should ban it all. They should ban it all, including the punch. You know, I mean, when Zaz is right, I agree with him. You know, Jay-Z had that one right. I agreed with him. He called you Jay-Z? It's whatever.

He calls you Jay-Z as if you're chummy. It's whatever. Mike, what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend? Have you seen this? The AP poll came out. And pollsters are ranking Notre Dame ahead of Miami, citing that Notre Dame looks like a totally different team since they played and lost to Miami.

Where I come from, that success should also be attributed to Miami. That's right. Notre Dame success is Miami's success. It's a tiebreaker and it's woke. Don't do this again. And gay. The funniest thing from the sport. Sports weekend, Chris.

LSU had senior night, and Brian Kelly, who was let go earlier this season, his son plays for LSU and was a senior, and he's celebrated, paid respect to his dad. We're going to play a video here. And one of those seniors is Brian Kelly's son. This is Kenzel Kelly coming out pregame, pay special attention to that t-shirt he's got underneath his jersey. No, Tyush, Long-Limp, BK. No, free my boy, BK. You ever call your dad, your boy?

No, he never did. That's him. On its shirt, it said, Free My Boy, BK, and he was showing it, and it's just like an, everything awkward. I didn't understand how it is this weekend. The reports around this were that LSU goes to refire Brian Kelly. Yeah, they finally fired him. Based on his lawsuit because he's suing them because he doesn't think he's going to get all his money back. So this is his son doing a Freedom March on behalf of his boy, his father,

Never been like, Free My Boy, Greg. Who's owed $54 million. Long-lived BK. He died? Burger King? What does that mean? Brian Kelly. Brian Kelly.

Greg. I know. I'm kidding. Okay. It's just a joke. Because most people when they hear BK. A good one? Most people when they hear BK think of Burger King before they would think of Brian Kelly.

Plus, does his son ever play? Or is he one of the... Why did you give Jonathan Zaslow JZ? Because most people wouldn't think JZ when they look at Jonathan. I think that's a fitting nickname that I just bestowed upon him. You didn't go to catch on? Yeah, I do. Do you like it?

Embrace it. It's fine. Okay. See? That's an embrace. I've given it a ton of thought. Okay. The college football stories of the weekend that grabbed your attention, I don't know what it is that

you made of the games from this weekend because the top 10 has asserted itself, as we mentioned during the local. hour. Although I do think most people listening to this would say, I don't know if Oregon's good. I don't know who's good. I don't know if anyone is great. I know the SEC isn't as good as I thought they were. Have you seen that?

Brian Kelly's son head zero tackles this season. He looks like a walk-in. Oregon's best win. I have the fan number. Is against who? USC? Who is USC beaten? That's not a good team. However, that's held up as Notre Dame's best win. This is wrong. It's

bad. It's woke. and gay. Did you say that Brian Kelly's son looked like a walk-in? A walk-on is what I meant to say. I believe you said walk-in, like a walk-in closet. I did say walk-in. I did mean to say walk-on, but you got me.

I was hoping to skip past that. Thank you. I don't skip past anything. You got me. You got me. You got me. I made him a closet. I did.

I made him a closet instead of walk-on. Yes, you did. He's got zero tackles. That's the biggest statement he's made in an LSU uniform. is supporting his daddy for getting fired and wanting his buyout money. Can I ask you something? His inheritance. Can I ask you something?

Why has Notre Dame look so much better since playing Texas A&M? Please answer my question. Because they beat Syracuse 70 to 7 and UM played Syracuse and didn't beat Syracuse like that. They destroyed them. Why does that matter? They didn't play. NC State played Notre Dame. Notre Dame was up 10-7 at half.

NC State hadn't crossed the 50 when they played Miami at halftime. You're going to do transit. property again. The trans issue does matter, but I'm just asking you a blatant question. Why is Notre Dame look so good since playing Texas A&M in Miami? Can I do funniest thing from the I'm asking you a question? I know you're trying to avoid it. You've been asking. This is concerning. I have not been trying to avoid your question. You should be confronted with the truth. Can't kick me out. For just asking for adding nothing. Wow. This is communism. I'm sorry to do this to you. This is what.

Don't do it again. Don't do it again. Don't do it again. Don't do it again. don't out out minor penalty two minutes for verbal diarrhea don't do it I'm gonna hold on don't do it don't don't minor penalty two minutes sport came out of your mouth and gay that guy barely looks like himself at this point on Fox 1 you can stream your favorite live sports so you're there for the biggest moments as they happen for me I cannot deal with spoilers so I need to see it live

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Don't say a game is one when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Yeagermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision.

Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules. But the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Yeagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold.

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In my humble opinion, followed by to my credit. To my credit. It's amazing. My personality does predate Curve Your Enthusiasmation. STUGATS. Oh, wow. I'm not going to say Larry David patterned himself after me. All right, put it on the poll, please, Jude. You did Greg Cody, copyright being an asshole long before Larry David. This is the Dan LeBatar show with a stuagat. Damn, what's your funniest thing? Theo Vaughn walking out with Diego Pavia's mom? That's evidently a real relationship. I don't, Mike says it's true. I don't know. I think they're doing a bit. But it's been a thing all year that he's been joking. the Vanderbilt quarterback Diego Pavia had senior night, and Theo Vaughn walking out with him was interesting.

Many of you were nominating Barry Jackson being hacked the way that Zaslo was hacked. I don't know what that backstory is. You'll have to inform me. But my funniest thing from the sports weekend was in the middle of that Jags Arizona game as the Jags are doing jaggy things in order to end the game. And Arizona's driving down the field with Jacoby Brissette at the end of the game. There are no timeouts. They've got less than a minute left.

They throw the ball to Michael Wilson. He catches the ball, gets up, spins the ball. They don't have timeouts. He's got to go retrieve the ball because there's a giant hurry. And they don't get seven points because of how slow they were getting down the field and had to kick a field goal. And then, of course, lose the game. And nobody will talk about that today. Like, lost the game, spinning the ball and then had to go retrieve it in the end zone and kicked it when he just needed to get back.

back into play so that they could spike the ball. What are you pointing to, Chris Cody? I thought Zazlo wanted to give his funniest thing. I do. I want to give my... Yeah, I mean, my funniest thing. I mean, it shouldn't be funny, but I guess I like not being the only one is that Barry Jackson's Twitter account got hacked. Okay, like there's something comforting to me that it's not just me.

It seems like it's the same person who ended up hacking him because it's the same tweets. Why is the funniest thing from the sports weekend, someone being hacked? Why is that, why are you enjoying very, very, very jacks? No, if you get hacked, you want other people to get hacked. No, I just said, like, there's a comfort in me knowing that it wasn't just me. And I had to go three days, it was not fun. It was three days before I was able to get my account back. It was a whole Mishigas in order to get control of my account back.

But Friday night, Friday night during my show on ESPN radio, at the end of the show, live on the air, I recovered my account. That's right. I got it back. I am now master my domain once again. Barry Jackson, good luck. That's not cool of you to enjoy Barry Jackson's misery there. I'm not enjoying his misery. I'm enjoying that I'm not the only one.

It's one sucker to another. No, this is. I'm not a sucker. When you get hacked, you want others to get hacked. It's the thing. Is it? Yeah. You don't want to be alone.

You just want others to get hacked? It makes you feel better. It's like, okay, it could happen to anybody. Yeah, that's right. If it happened to me, it could happen to you. But what is it? The violation? enough. I don't understand what you're doing where you would wish this misery upon

someone else. It's two and a half days of inconvenience to you and then it happens to someone else and you're happy that it happened? I didn't wish it. It's just happy. It's not like I was saying, oh my God, please. I hope that happens to Barry Jackson too. And then it happened. No, that's not at what happened at all. But it happened. And I'm like, oh, look at that. That's crazy. Happened to me too. Greg, what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend? Well, first of all, I want to congratulate Barry Jackson because based on everything I've seen, that's a sweet new ride. He's got thanks to that Bitcoin windfall. So good for you, Barry. The funniest thing from the sports weekend to me

was that North Carolina loses on a last-minute field goal to make Bill Belichick officially bowl ineligible. I love that. I just, because of Jordan, I want ill on Bill Belichick this season. Oh, wow. Because of Jordan? Yes, because of her domineering relationship and him allowing it to happen. Wait a minute. I want ill to befall Bill Belichick. On, like, just this season. Greg. Not in general.

I wish him no Will Health. That's what you just said. Greg, can't you disguise it slightly better than, just slightly better than that? You're saying because of that creepy relationship, I want him to forever lose. No, I wish ill of him this season. So when he... But it could be about any thousand of things. That's the one.

It could be about, for any thousands of reasons, Bill Belichick was a jerk to everybody for many, many years. Why would that be your top reason? Because when he's winning Super Bowls, he's got the veneer of genius to cover the jerkhood. When he's losing it, North Carolina, and under his auspices, they're bowl ineligible for the first time in like eight years. That's funny. I'm going to have to muzzle you. You know what? She's trying to sue Pablo.

She's threatening to sue Pablo. What's up with that? Under what grounds, by the way? I don't know. A defamation of some sort. She was showing her media credential because she, I guess, Pablo, reported that she was forbidden from coming on the field. And so she says she's going to sue him for, I don't know, slander. Liable?

Good luck proving that. Okay, you guys say that as none of the people who have to pay the lawyers. Frivolous lawsuit. She doesn't have to pay the lawyers either. Yeah, but I do. I rule against you. I do, yeah, yeah, because Pablo doesn't get in trouble on Pablo's behalf. Yeah, yeah, Pablo gets on trouble of our behalf.

That's right. Your behalf, not mine. Got nothing to do with me. We all own the company. It does have to do with us. I don't know why you guys separate yourself from the company. You have shares. You have shares in the company.

During good stuff, we all win. They're bad stuff. So wait, so when you've got part equity in the program. I got part equity in good side, right? Like, there's good side and bad side. You have equity in both. I've got equity on good side. That's it.

Okay, very good. Some of us have no equity. the voice is great Jeremy's killing the voice dude I love it you are doing a good job you should bring that on the broadcast tonight for the game Greg Cody Greg Cody suggested

and I didn't let him go to air with this because he's been a little bit unruly today his judgment has been off you suggested that they get an old Beatles photo for what reason because I largely like to keep this as an audio experience and I don't like to exclude the audio audience with an assortment

of visual jokes although Mike has been doing that plenty today Can you explain what it is that your, what the photo is that you would like of the Beatles? I think that a lot of people don't think that's really George Harrison. And so I would like us to show a photograph of the four Beatles during their heyday that includes George. They don't think that's George Harrison. You don't think that they can tell that that's Jeremy? No, no.

I think it's George Harrison, the ghosts of. And so you believe that's a realistic, uh, recreating. that Jeremy is doing of George Harrison. Look at that hair. Okay. That's fantastic. He's looking at the real picture now. You want them to just pull up photos,

a variety of Beatles photos, to show how on brand and how well in disguise Jeremy is today? I would love to see a Beatles photograph from the heyday that included our George. Well, now you got it. No, I don't. You still don't have it?

That's not the one you want? You want something better than that? You want something with the Beatles. He wants a Photoshop. He wants to, to, Photoshop Jeremy into a picture of the Beatles. With the four Beatles. He didn't say that.

Well, put it back on the monitor there. The Fab Four, they call them, not the Fab One. Are you looking at this? It's right in front of your face. It's telling you who it is. Well, that was George when he was younger. Now we have the older, George. Can't ignore your eyes.

The eye test matters. Like something that we saw on August 31st, that should matter. Can I ask you guys the question when I hear Nansen Romo and there's a flag thrown on the field and Nance says casually the fans want or a flag's not thrown and Nance says casually

the fans want some laundry and I'm just it absorbed it I'm like yes that's what they say and I'm like why do they why do they say that why would the flag be laundry he said it casually

and I'm like I don't think that expression is right why would that be laundry but other people call it laundry. There's something dirty on the field. Is that why it's laundry? I think it's just a Seinfeld reference where Seinfeld does the bit that we're rooting for laundry out there.

No, that's kind of cloth. No, laundry is uniform. The material. We're rooting for not players. We're rooting not for human beings. We're rooting for laundry. People who wear the colors that we like. Flag's not supposed to be laundry, is it?

Yeah, I think it is. And here's the derivation of that. the metamorphosis of the penalty flag we used to say it's a penalty on the play and then it became it's a flag on the play and then Al Michael started saying it's a marker it's a marker on the play he does? Yes a marker

and now I never heard that now the slang is laundry no that's not the slang I was objecting to it that's not the slang that was what he would you could look it up you could look it up penalty flag marker, laundry. That's the evolutionary chart.

That's the evolutionary chart. It's like when you see that picture of the homo sapien who... The evolutionary chart. Yes, right, yes, okay. Did you hear that? Penalty, flag, marker, laundry. I don't think that's accurate. Why isn't there a heterosapian? I don't think that's accurate.

Don't do this again. Don't do this again. I'm just asking the question. How are you so orange? How are you so orange? Ever heard of the sun? How much have we spent on orange? You've infected. You've infected.

You've infected today's show with your University of Miami biases. It's this. I can't do this for a month with you. Quiet, piggy. I can't do you University of Miami whaling for a month. They're a good football team. It's because you're carrying water for the opposition. It wasn't too long ago where we eliminated the computers because they devalued head-to-head.

This matters. It's scary. It's real. It's coming to your home and it will turn you gay. Greg, you like this photo? That's what I'm talking about. That's proof. That kind of thing, right?

Yes, that kind of thing. It's irrefutable proof. Sergeant Pepper. So obviously. Lonely Hearts Club band. Yes, George. Jeremy, I think this might be the best costume that we've done around here. How realistic this is and how fooled it has everybody into thinking you're a beetle.

You look exactly the way that a beetle would. The Browns had... And Miami looks like a national champion. The Browns had not had a starting quarterback win a game in 17 straight. tries, a first-time starting quarterback. Shadur is the first, first-time starting quarterback for the Browns to win a game in 17 tries. They should call him Shadu-er. He gets it done, that guy. That's literally what they call him. Doer, you're saying? Shadu-er. Shadu-Hi-E-R. Like a doer. A doer. He gets it done. He's a doer. He's a doer.

He's a game. Getting it done. So D-O-E-R instead of E-U-R. Yes, correct. Should do her. Play the 49ers next week. We'll see how that goes. The 49ers, by the way, it seems like they did Ayuk dirty. Anyone want to talk about that?

No, just moving on. Just taking away. Put the contracts. See ya. No, guaranteed. Nothing. Nothing is guaranteed. What do you mean?

Your body's breaking. Get out of here. We keep your money. Yeah, we're good with that. Okay, good. Didn't like it when I saw it. I was like, ooh, fully voided. Super dirty

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