The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: 'pologies

Episode Date: December 18, 2023

Mike's limited fake Ed Orgeron forces Dan into some reckless speculation. Jessica believes Red Zone should be discounted through the rest of the NFL season, and Chris can't believe the dissension he's hearing in the room over the delightful Scott Hanson. Then, two incredible soundbites from Jake Browning and David Njoku, too much Tucci, and Mark Zuckerberg's doomsday compound leads the crew to discuss how they'd handle the end of the world. Also, Stugotz spoils a new movie. Plus, it's time for Stu's Weekend Observations! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Ed Orgeron is a champion. Ed Orgeron got run off of campus to God. And now I see him jogging around all shirtless on the beach. All of them. He's mom of getting. got to know i see him jogging around all shirtless on the beach all the bomb again i don't he's bomb again and he's not part of the canes program canes adjacent he was uh... is a is a son that works as an analyst on the on the roster so he's and he's got canes roots as you know his stomach is so tan it is hard

it is a hard stomach but it's also bulbous it's the rare hard bulbous and he runs he jogs is he's always exercising, he's been doing it through coral gables and through Miami Beach for 30 years now. Gutfeld. Gutfeld. He used to be a graduate assistant. I'm pretty sure the way I'd learn the name and a orgeron was a drunken bar fight in New Orleans like when he was a graduate assistant. Hmm. Makes sense.

How's onters International? Oh, so long ago. He came up through, was that the Dennis Erickson coaching staff? Like, it was a hard-party and coaching staff. And, and, and Orgeron made his way to champion. And then he just, How's Hunters a regular version? Ran him off campus to God.

Yeah. And, you know, the the stories the stories of that aren't funny about what he was governing over while also flirting with the allegedly allegedly hold on a second yes very important ponsos got the throw away dog journalist credibility and get red glaze Here is something we like to call reckless speculation. You're good. Flirting with booster wives at the gas station, at the local gas station. Yes, I'm warranted. It's reckless. I was good. He's good. He played it. I don't even know if that's true. Aronius. Okay, fine. Aronius show. All right, I take it back. Journalistically irresponsible. Okay. Oh, look, it's MSNBC.

That caught up between two voices. There's two guys. Can I get please? Fake news. Oh, situation room. Great. I want to cover some of what it is that happened Saturday and Sunday, two guys, because I really did forget the Bengals Vikings game was on until after hit it already started. Right. And then the Vikings are ahead and they're playing great defense and I'm like sure on their fourth quarterback. They'll make the playoffs on half a team of defense. And then at the end, Jake Browning becomes this week's Tommy DeVito and produces, you know, a moment at the end of

that game. But yesterday, and I want to pair these two quotes against each other, which one do you like more here? I'm going to start with David and Joku at the end of that game, Stugatz. It was one of the better ones yesterday. Joe Flaco is Baker Mayfield and Joe Flaco are atop the passing rankings this week with yardage. And at the end of that game, after Flaco through for nearly 400 yards. Another Hail Mary, Darnell Mooney of the Bears, had it in his stomach. He had it.

I mean, it seems that's as close as you can come to just having the game and miraculously on a Hail Mary because it landed in a receiver's stomach, but then he kicks it up the air and it gets intercepted. And David and Joko has had a resurgence since flakot has there, there's been one of the best items in the league like flocus just keeps going to him and he looks like a super hero's to got so it cast the student movies he looks

i i i would the way that he looks physically from the blonde hair of streaks to to him being uh... physically muscles on top of muscle he be a hard guy not to throw the ball to a formal quarterback yeah i'm surprised he's been underutilized in the almost his entire time in Cleveland. He drops the ball a lot. That is part of the problem. But let's hear from a joku as that ball landed in the stomach of Muni and then bounced away. And there's my self dog. But you know, luckily I defense made an exceptional play, you know, sealed the game and that was those that so what is the better quote damn near shit myself dog or here's Jake browning throwing down his helmet after beating the viking uh...

uh... uh... jade browning i mean i love that stuff goosebugs revenge game all of it i mean that he's right all right let's let's look at that again though and i tell you is that any less intimidating because he's got a cul de sac of hair because he's already balding and doesn't, doesn't look quite, quite as superhero as David and Joe Guhir. He takes off his helmet to reveal that Jake Browning who's got to cut on his arm there has a cul-de-sac of hair like Jimbo Fisher. Oh, shit. I never, I'm not being.

That's harsh. I mean, harsh on my guy here. He's a standard male pattern. What do I have to do with this? Plus the blood on the elbow, Dan, really helps. I mean, it does. It does. Dr. Pimplepapo.

Jake Browning has arrived, Stugots. The Cincinnati Bengals are in the hunt Billy had a first. Yeah God bless football is coming on after us Billy hasn't had anything first today except that his phone is racist. Well, he said last week Yeah, about Jake Browning and Peter King dismissed. Yeah, very dismissive Because they have Joe Barrow speaking of dismissive do you understand stugats is something has happened here and i don't know uh... we're making fun of me because i'm talking about remote control now but uh... things in football

happening so fast that six games aren't enough if they're not close in the witching hour and i couldn't believe today that billy and jessica were in agreement on something that i thought by consensus was universally beloved. It appears that Billy and Jessica are both done with the red zone, the red zone channel, that they are, I've never heard criticism of any sort of the red zone channel from anyone. I don't believe them. We're gonna say it's same. You always go back. No, no, I said I'm done with the commercials on the red zone. Okay. I'm tired of the red zone being diminished to a tiny little box so I can see what sale Mercedes-Benz is going on at the moment.

Now, December to remember, when they make it a little gloss. Having on to days. They tell us to go to the NFL.com shop for 20% off and there's like a QR code. I'll scan a QR code. Take a little demo. So it's working. You're done with somebody who works on you.

You scan TV QR codes. Oh, I love it. It seems like you got real back on the commercials. It's a little mystery. And you're not done with the red zone at all. You just like you're like shopping there. Like I don't like the little square that it gets diminished to. Yeah. Jessica said she was done with the red zone. She was stronger than you on this. You were stronger, but now you've backed off because you don't like the way it sounds coming out of my map. But as photos racist every year, I every year towards the end of the season,

I'm like, I should be getting a discount for this week because they're putting games on Saturdays and I'm not getting the full experience. Especially a day like yesterday where all three, four o'clock games were just duds. Like I was like, oh, I'll, I'll, Bill's Cowboys, that'll be a good game. I'll just put that full screen.

No, that one's stunk and they all stunk. And I'm like, what am I doing? What are we doing, Red Zone? What are we doing, NFL? Schedule things out evenly, so I have an even amount of games to bingeunk in the all stunk and i'm like what am i doing what are we doing red zone what are you doing nfl schedule things out evenly so i have an even amount of games to binge watch in the morning and even amount to binge watch in the afternoon no saturday they have spoiled us but they're great extent of the saturday saturday i hate saturday and i felt games i did it's Saturday football i want

to watch the l a bowl i don't want to watch the steeler's in Colts to disgusting teams. I hate both of them. Like I'm okay with having my Saturdays back. Like I'm good with NFL Sundays, football college football for the most part. You will be. Yeah, I mean, I'm just, I love the red zone. I'm not with you on that.

What I'm with you on is the Saturday football. I don't need Saturday football. I'm just saying I don't hate the red zone. I just feel like this time of year, I'm not getting the value out of it that I feel like I should be getting out of it. In Scott Hansen is still delight though. He's just a delight.

I don't care how many games he's watching. I like to hear his voice. I don't love the red zone. It's dizzying. It's too much. And I don't like it nearly as much as Scott Hansen as I did. Who am I surrounded by right now?

Well, it was a little bit better out of the, Scott Hansen. Oh, come on. I also don't like the four box. I do not like three games on the red zone channel. It's very confusing. And sometimes the quad box games on the red zone channel. It's very confusing It's sometimes the quad box. Sometimes the red zone is ahead of the game that you're actually trying to watch. It's a weird deal Astro drug us. Yeah, I can't believe what's happening. I'm saying I want more games. I'm saying I want more football at once

I don't say it through the prism of crushing the red zone. It's not the red zone's fault. It's crushing the red zone It is the red zone's fault for not being like hey, that Hanson's perfect. Give you like 20% off because you get 20% fewer games. It sounds it sounds like you're close to withholding your money. It sounds like you're in the realm of you can't do it though, right? It's not possible. And I've been a Sunday ticket early my entire life. Since the dawn of Sunday ticket, I've always because I want to get every single game. I'm not going to not watch. So you're not done in any way with the red zone Not really I am not done and I will never be okay, so but it's so it's an empty Yeah, I hate it. Okay, so I love it. Okay, but I want more but you announce that you were you want more good

Gays is what I don't understand because Billy's right about this part I thought the whole thing with red zone is you weren't gonna to give me any commercials. I thought that's the whole reason. Don't get me started on streaming services also, then now have commercials. I went to a streaming service to get away from the commercials. You guys just reinvented cable at a more expensive right? Well, they have to get their money back though. It's not. No, manage your money better. Stop making so much shitty shows that you're spending $800 billion on. Okay. You don't need to keep increasing my subscription for every month.

It's still a commercial if I can see the game. Like they think they're tricking me where if I still see the game in this little box, like, oh, I'm not watching a commercial. Hey, here's where we're watching a commercial. Here's where we disagree. Here's where we disagree. On the red zone, get that out of here.

I don't want to see the side commercial. Now, on a regular TV broadcast. I'm still watching football. During the commercials. This is great. When did this start? When did... Ridiculousness.

What? When did it start that commercials started populating the red zone that proudly wasn't about commercials ever? It was about touchdowns. But I'm wondering if what's happened here is because it's leaving direct TV or because it's left direct TV and is now on YouTube whether The new model is yeah, we don't have to respect this no commercial thing like that seven straight hours of kind of

commercial kind of commercial free football because they have no more competition Because direct TV Andrew Sassiliano was never going to commercial he wasn't YouTube I won't neither Scott Hanson. He's not going to commercial. It's just forming around No, I'll read a read remember when he used to mock Remember how much how he used to cackle whenever like a game they were on started to go commercials He would cut back then we don't do that around here I know but all of us can understand when they pay this amount of money to get these football games we all understand sort of we can step back from i don't i don't i don't want any commercials no thank you

but uh... here comes creeping capitalism yeah like of course they're gonna want to make some of their money back they're paying billions of dollars and i'm not going to be able to find a game on on p-cock on saturday and and group of amazon has killed some of their numbers. You guys could just avoid capitalism altogether and watch all the bull games, like the L.A. Bull presented by Grog. How much of that did you watch? All of it.

Did Grog put his accent on it? Was it ridiculously grog? What was wrong? Grog have an accent. He's great on Fox, by the way. I watched the full. Very good. Pre-game show on Thanksgiving this year.

You you don't think he's good. I he I was tickled. I felt bad for them. They flew them all the way to New York to put them out in the cold in the snow for no reason. Oh, I'm sure he's getting paid to be freezing on Thanksgiving in New York, Billy. But why did they have to do that to them? It was a fun and an Antonio Lafaso from Food Network won a coach. Oh, favorite chefs. She was on there and she was making food for the whole crew. And I was like, why am I watching this? Why do I like it so much? Am I, am I getting, is this what aging is like?

I like the pre-game content on Fox now. You watch Colombo to answer your original question, Gronk. Gronk sang the National Anthem before the Bull Game. No. Yeah. No. Hero.

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But I wanted to go to Flanagan's before you know what I would do. I grabbed my keys. I had hopped my car. Now there's seven different bags. You got to take a picture. They take it. It's 30-5 minutes ago to Flanagan's before you know what I would do I grabbed my keys. I had hop in my car now There's seven different bags. You got it take a take a three five minutes ago to Flanagan I'm still got snowing leave me Move everything around all of a sudden can't leave knives everywhere like I'm used to put it on the pole gear Moatlebitar show is there anything lazier than an infant This is the down lebertita Show with a Stugat.

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Enough of Italy. I mean, seriously. Oh, it's such a good show. I feel like Italy did have a moment, but too much Italy. Wow. We need a little left of Italy. Too much Tucci? Yeah, him too, yeah. There's no such thing as too much Tucci. need a little left-go-ling. Too much Tucci? Yeah. Oh, him too, yeah.

There's no such thing as too much Tucci. And as an Italian-American, I agree with you a lot Italy these days. I'm not saying, I'm just saying everyone's doing everything in Italy. Oh, it's the other country. Put it on the pole at Levitard show. Is there such a thing as too much Tucci? It's really the white lotus ruined it for everyone. Hey.

Speaking of Italians, can we get the agent for Tommy DeVito that was at the game with the saints on? He probably dialed it back a little bit, right? After all the attention he got. He got a lot of attention. He was inducted into the Italian Hall of Fame and he showed up with a green jacket, all green. Hall of Fame jacket. He looks with a green jacket all green Hall of Fame jacket. Um, he looks

um, unlikeless. Anyone else on an NFL sideline, the agent for Tommy DeVito. How do I get in that Hall of Fame? Oh, it's on the street that my grandma grew up on in Chicago. Wow. Taylor. Can we look up some other luminaries? Can we look up some other people who are in the Italian Hall of Fame and just see- Some Priscilla Presley was like an honoree at Italian American Hall of Fame night. Can we create a campaign somehow around believing in you as an honorary worthy of the Italian Hall of Fame nominee? I feel like my last name is not going to help me because it's not Italian, but I'm 80% Italian. Be Bobby Flay.

American. Stugots. Before we get to other football things, including, and this one, this one's kind of stunning. I feel bad, Stugots. Last week, there was a report that Belicex is going to be fired and we never got to it. And you have officially got Tomlin and Belicex on hot seats. And I can't believe I've lived long enough to see it.

But we'll get to that in just a second. The thing that I wanted to talk about though, when we talk about streaming services and rich people getting absurdly, obscenely rich. Because the libressally was awarded the Tommy Lasorta Humanitarian Award this year. Oops. Please get me as much information as you can on the Italian Hall of Fame. Oh Franco Harris was also honored. This may be a cursed award. How do you was Irish at the Italian Awards? Both of those people have died recently. Correct.

Kick-Bost. Stugots Mark Zuckerberg. Franco's Italian Army. Mark Zuckerberg. Italian Hall of Fame? No. Oh, Zuckerberg has in Hawaii. This is something I have not seen before and the globe hasn't really seen it. In Hawaii, he is outraging people all over Hawaii because he is buying expensive giant chunks of land and he has spent more than a hundred million dollars on what appears to be something that has been reported, feels Doomsday Preppy. It's 12 buildings, it's two mansions, but it's

underground bunker that is self-sustained, that if the apocalypse comes, he can live underground with food and his own energy because he's creating a compound that allows him to live the way no rich person doomsday, proper type has ever spent on a facility that will allow him to have his own world. It's 30 bedrooms, 30 bath, but it's also 12 buildings. And he's building a giant bunker that connects everything and allows him to be protected from whatever desperation is outside his walls. I mean,'s a haddie play if you could afford it why would you not do that because it feels like the end is near it does every day

feels like it might be the last day and who doesn't want to have that kind of place to hang out in while everything kind of settles out you know what I'm saying I watch this movie over the weekend like settles out you know you figure out who's still here who's not not here, who's alive, who's not alive, who made it, who didn't make it. You pop out in like three or four weeks just to take a peek, just to, you know, kind of gauge the waters. But I watch this Julia Roberts movie over the weekend, damn,

to bad movie. I mean, it starts off good, but then it collapses right when a group of 1,000 deer are staring Julia Roberts in the face, and she does some wacky motions to make the deer run away. Plus, do me a favor. Just tell me the ending. Well, what movie? You haven't even said the movie.

You just said, uh, Julia Roberts. It's Netflix. Yeah, it's Netflix. Something about the last day. Lee and the world. I'm, yeah, leave the world behind. I wanted to have them fish for a little bit longer. Leave the world behind. You know what, Dan? I hate fun. That's my bad. When I tune in, before you get to your aggressive takes, can you do the movie The Curnace of what? What

do you tell me end of the world? Like Dan's dolphin thoughts. No, I'm tired of movies, not giving me the ending. I don't want to guess the ending. I don't want to try to figure it out. I want you to tell me the ending. I don't want to think about what the ending might be. Might they meet up again? What happens at the end of friends? I don't know. Please, hold on just a second, okay? Because there are some spoilers here.

There are some spoilers here, please, do gots. Don't be an asshole about every single thing in the world, please. Apologies. We've got uh... spoiler alert there's a netflix movie that stugatz is saying apologies he took the a-off it it was just apologies like old and polines it was like uh... he didn't even give me the car windows and to take a letter off of the game the Christmas. Small windows have to take a letter off of you now again. Apologies. Apologies. I have to do it.

That's, that's once to God's give you the most sincere of apologies when he can't even be bothered with the A so that the apology is complete. Feels like something Tommy DeVito's agent would say. Apologies. Apologies. A movie that is the number one movie on Netflix that is, I don't know how much Julie Roberts has made lately, but this is also a spoiler alert. I've never seen her dance before, strange to see. That was weird. Yeah. It's unusual. I don't think you've ever seen. It's noticeable in that

I took inventory all of a sudden as Julie Roberts ever danced in a movie. I did not know that that's how she danced. Is she doing that for effect? Or is she just not very good at dancing? It looked like her first time. It did look like her first time. But I liked that movie. I want to explore, though, how this group would handle Doomsday situations.

I want this movie is about how the end is near. Put that on the pole as well, Juju. At Levitro Show how the end is near put that on the pole as well, jujure at Leviturg show is the end near Zuckerberg wants to build a compound to hide from the rest of us, right. And Billy is saying, if it's the end of the world, he doesn't want to survive. I don't want to know that Billy, but Billy doesn't want to go home to home worried that somebody in the bushes is going to run out with a cleaver and need the food that he has.

And so Billy's like, I don't want, you know what, you survivalist, you go ahead and live in your bunker, $100 million. Just take me out, I don't wanna live in that world. Yeah, is that crazy? What about your family? They can come with me. Oh, wow, it's dark.

I don't want them to live in that world, do you? The red food you're starting to death, there's no electricity, there's no way to get anything. What are you gonna do? You're just gonna die a slow death. You wanna be the last person alive on earth for what reason? I like to check out the surrounding,

I'm like, oh shit, shit's hitting the fan here. Let's see what's going on over here. That's what I'm saying. You build like a thing that Zuckerberg has. You pop up every three or four weeks just to kind of gauge the climate. See what's happening. You know, it's so bleak. I don't want to be bartering antibiotics for food with all my friends and family dead somewhere. I just, I've seen the last of us. That's a scary world.

You guys just want to live in this perfect world. Yeah. Not that easy for everybody. Yeah. I want to be here as long as I can be here. I want games at one o'clock, games at four o'clock, a Sunday night game, and I'm going to talk about games. But no Saturday games. I'm just asking for no Saturday games. So you got to in this world, there's no more football.

I know. You want to live in that world? No. How can you be allowed just to build 30 rooms underground and no one question what's going on there? I know, people are questioning it. This is unfortunate because if you skipped ahead because of the spoiler alert, we still haven't gotten to it.

And it might sound that we've totally changed the topic, but we haven't. We're still there. If shit hits the fan though, like, you could, we could create football again. We could be the Roger Goodell. Right. I would have a chance. Where have you broadcasted? I'm just saying.

If there was like 100 people left on earth, I'd be like, alright, I got broadcast it. I'm just saying. How would you broadcast anything? If there was like a hundred people left on earth, I'd be like, all right, I got football guys. I'll build football. I would have a chance to got. Yes. You think, let, okay, put it on the pole, Judeo. If there were a hundred people left on earth, is to got Jim Brown.

I have a chance. My chances are better. Why are his teeth falling out? Sirius, and who pulls out their own teeth? teeth stops boiling this movie. What do you mean brown? Mike Ryan like the movie. I like the movie. I don't know what you're doing with the ending Stu got's really does want the ending just tell me what to think. I thought the ending was pretty clear Do they reunite are they happy? Do they make it? He likes the mood. At the end, when you get the little paragraphs on the characters, this is what happened to this character.

Right. This is what happened to this character. I don't even like that. Do we run out of money? You can't act out what happened to you. Show me in video form. I'm reading a book. I'm with you, but in the absence of that, put a bow on it. The way Chris just suggested. I'm fine with that. Tell me what happens. You like the end of animal house or whatever

where it shows the person like a freeze frame and then it's like 30 years later this person became a senator That's exactly what he won And this one it just be hundreds of cemetery plots 30 years later everybody was dead. I do think it sets up for a sequel. No, you don't think that's part of the plan I see what the world ending if it's over. If it's a setting up for a sequel, then the ending makes a little bit more. Mike, I'm just saying, feel the dreams that leaves you with nothing to think about. Okay. It's a corn field goes come out of it.

Him and his dad have a dad. They come full circle. There's plenty to think about. I mean, the last dance. That's it. Jordan's the greatest. If I tell people, I'm so sick at the end of the world and all of this. Right. There's a whole economy on the world ending. And already sick at the end of the world and all of this right there's a whole economy on the world ending and already This is the end of the right world. I dare you to end if you're gonna end and right now Oh, stop dragging this shit out

Meet yours if you're listening to me come or don't What are you looking at? Dan on the top of the four's gum chip like what are you doing shaking your face? So sick of everybody's worrying everyone the world's gonna gonna get in the world again. It's what. I'll be fine. If I tell you, or you won't, and there's nothing you can do to find it. What it ends it ends exactly right. If the billionaires would rather be like,

I'm gonna save myself and live in a bunker than like actually put their billions into solutions that could make life easier for people, alleviate famine and starvation and poverty. I feel like we're in a bad place. How about this also, Zuck, isn't the world flooding? Like maybe don't build 30 rooms underground because I can just put a hose down there and flood you out.

And that base wants to go to space. What is going on here? We're gonna go to the core of the earth and we're gonna go to space. Base the club here in my head. Neither seem practical. Who's the rich guy? That's what I wanna be where the world is.

Who's the rich guy that just wants to stay right here? That's what we need. Dan. The idea that Ethan Hawke, Julia Roberts, and Kevin Bacon would be in a world-us-ending movie, that's easy, why it is, that's the number one movie on Netflix, and it's also funny, Sturgatts, that that's where the millions are going, so that Kevin Bacon could be on his front porch with a shotgun.

But what about the teeth? It's a good question, Stugots, but I believe it was a mystery poison that had made their son desperate and dying. Was it the ticker, Hervana? Havana? Oh, for the love of God, Stugots, you can't hear either. Hervana apologies. Apologies.

Seppi was over. Don Lebatard. You are very comfortable talking about how you met your wife, how much you love her, how important she is to you, and that's the reason that I asked the question. I've always admired that about you. That you are and you have no problems whatsoever professing your love Well, thank you is I got a new wife now, you know me and Bianca didn't make it

So I moved on we moved on it was for the better of both of us still got Things just got a little awkward there. So let me be the first on this show to congratulate you on the new wife. Vance, congratulations on, on, on feeling whole feeling complete, you know, let's talk tailgating. Yeah. Don't be those, don't feel awkward, buddy. I don't know. I don't. I mean, it's much too late for that. I appreciate you soothing me in this regard, but I already feel terribly awkward.

And then my teammate comes to my defense with not a question. But just a healthy congratulations. And the further pointing out of that awkwardness because he's always good for me in those spots. I'm also thinking of divorce vince after many, many years, 18 years with a partner who does things like that to you. This is the Don Lebertar Show with his two gods. In this time for his two gods to share his game notes, no one in the media will tell you what happened better than my boy's stew. Weakhead observations brought to you by Miller Lite,

great taste, 96 calories available for delivery. Din, he is always waiting in the wings with a clipboard in his hands. Pressed into action after an injury for his first start since week 18 of the 2021 season, he reminded you why you pay him to do what it is he does. Only one touchdown with a pick six throw in there, but snatch victory away from the jaws of a tie, keeping his team squarely in the mix. And Dan, just like that, make no mistake about it. Case kingdom is back

What a year how about the Titans going up 13 to nothing Chris Cody that Titans lost is gonna stay with you. It was still lingering around that game yesterday Yes, it is Good loss though according to OJ did 106 post game show John Collins the trade block. Also, I thought he was still with the hawks, death, taxes, and Taj Gibson, and Tom Thibberdo reuniting. They're always together. It's unbelievable. Fibs, how is Taj Gibson a Nick?

How old is Taj Gibson? No idea. What do you mean how is he a Nick? Where top Thibado goes? Taj Gibson goes. How is he still in the league? How is Thibado still saying I could get nine minutes out of that? I don't know. When you said male to John Collins, the address you use is the trade block.

The Dodgers are trading for Tyler Glassnow from the raise. You know what that means, Dan O? I don't. The rich get richer. Oh, Billy, did you see this pass and put this out? The Dodgers have spent $717 million in free agency. The Marlins have spent $0. It's early.

It's still early. Go on time. You have the Marlins have spent zero dollars. It's early. Oh, really? Good time. You have the Marlins spending. And the Dodgers stop spending 700. That's not even the glass now extension. They just took Tampa's ace. You got to wait for the right deal. You're gonna lay the land. Exactly right. You got just moments ago we were talking about most

dirt and how the dolphins didn't bite on Dalvin Cook. Maybe Alabama hires former Michigan linebacker coach. and how the dolphins didn't bite on Daven cook? Huh? Maybe? Alabama, Hires former Michigan Linebacker coach, maybe what, Billy? Sorry. Sorry, no, I got in the way of your conversation. I was like,

Apologies. Get to that later. Where was I? Apologies. Alabama, Hires former Michigan Linebacker coach, George coach George Hello ahead of Rose Bowl matchup. Little thing I like to call Gainesmanship Dan. Hello from the other side line.

Denning company are reportedly it talks to reunite for a residency at the sphere in Las Vegas in 2004. Viva lost to Gats, Whitty, put it on the calendar. I invited Dan to come with me. I told them we'd take shrooms, we'd figure out the world together. Yidd?

No. What do you mean, no? Shrooms. Yeah, you mentioned. The sphere! Yes. Denning company. You meant...

You liked John there? I have not ever used mushroom I thought you went to the last show ever I thought I did I thought John mayor was done what happened to John mayor been done he's back after his European tour this is summer two thousand and twenty four the Detroit pistons haven't won a game since October 28th 23 straight losses for context when the Pistons last won the World Series was still going on for more context when the Pistons last won Colorado football had a winning record. How about that was a long time ago.

Yep. North Carolina, Kentucky battle of blue blunts Miami andSalle, battle of blue blunts. You're welcome. Purdue. What do you do? Mike Wattie, you know, he thinks Miami is a blue blood. He's right. Purdue. Blah, blah, blah. Awesome. Do it in March. Ohio, winning with their third string quarterback and third string running back in the Myrtle Beach ball next man up. How bad is FSU going to be against Georgia because of all of the people in the portal?

Like what how many what's the spread in that game going to grow to when people aren't playing in that bowl game? I think it's 14 but Georgia's got a lot of portal players right now too. But I have Georgia, a lot of confidence points. Sorry, FSU. Jake Browning being cut by the Vikings. Jake Browning beating the Vikings. A little thing I like to call a revenge game.

Jake Browning screaming on the sideline. They should have never cut me. You know what he played with, Dan? I do not. He played with a chip on his shoulder. Had you not know that? Well, I thought I was thinking he played with fire. I got caught in the cliche, my bad, I'm sorry.

It's okay. Apologies. Apologies, yes. There you go. If you just listen to how much people talk about Tommy DeVito, you would have no idea the Giants were 5 and 9. You know what the T and D stands for in Tommy DeVito?

Not touchdowns. Dan, you know what the Cowboys had for dessert yesterday? Humble pie. Yeah, wow, you're back on your game. I'm so proud of you. It really doesn't deserve a while. It does. It was a good guess.

You could have been a number of things. It's not really. It could have only been a- Just humble thoughts. It's when I get them right. It's not because you've left so many options on the table. You saw how I got tripped up by playing with fire instead of a chip on the children.

I stand corrected. Yes. I apologize. When there's only one one I can get it Somebody should tell Arthur Smith that he has Drake London Kyle pits and Bijan Robinson. Oh no go to hell Falcons Just go to hell. They're still in it. Take the entire division with you Joe Flacco did what Joe Flacco does Joe cool except for Baker Baker can perfect passor rating Baker can stay man come back player of the year tomorrow Hamlin's still that one tackle so right do what you will not only the debt press got lose the game

He lost the MVP. Oh check down. Dach Jesus did we we didn't have it that way right we didn't have it that way Dallas overwhelming at home We didn't have it you can't get the ball down the field. You're going to check down everything. Was it like 3.9 yards per pass? Is that what he did? That offense. Humble pie. Josh Allen only had 94 passing yards. Yes, they ran the ball well. Well, I mean, 174 yards or whatever. Well, Josh Allen also ran the ball well. He's very hard to tackle. You know James Cook didn't get the game ball. Well, it did. Josh out. No way. For handing it off to James Cook.

Baker may feel 381 yards for touchdowns in a big win over Green Bay. You know what he has then? green Bay. You know what he has then? The goods. Oh, Mike's going to be right. You're struggling today. Jimmy Graham will be catching red zone touchdowns for the rest of eternity. If you were wondering where Sam Darnold was, he's in San Francisco playing back up quarterback for the 49ers, they're going to score 35 on everybody, right? Like that's just where we are with that team. If they're healthy, it's 35 on everybody. Yes.

I love bowl week. That's it. It's all I got. Who do you have today? Who's playing? We got a one o'clock game on a Monday, right? Western Kentucky, the Hill Toppers. Uh huh.

I have them too. Who's playing? How many bets are you making? A lot. It's bull season. The famous history bull, Dan. He's actually five and one in his bull picks. Thank you. Yeah.

He's never seen any of these things very clearly. When he's described as pigs, but your entire life is bull season. I had two people speaking in my ear at one time. Problem. Apologies. Mine was on air. He's becoming your Problem. Apologies. Mine was on air. He's becoming your father.

He is. It's happening slowly. You saw me at the end of last segment. Every week is bull week. Anyone else alarmed by the amount of planes almost hitting other planes? I just said that. In my ear, though. About the planes?

Apologies. Great effort by the Dolphin defense. You don't just do that against the reigning offensive player of the week in the AFC. Last week Dallas was the best team in the NFL. This week they are not. The last thing you want to see in January is Josh Allen strolling into your stadium. last thing you want to see in January is Josh Allen strolling into your stadium. You don't want to see it then. Do you guys think that Philadelphia

must be right? Philadelphia looks at what's at the top of the sport in Baltimore and San Francisco and says we're up there with those two teams, correct? Even those San Francisco. Like the rest of us though are a pretty good place understanding. Philadelphia won a lot of one-score games, Hertz is now hurt, and it seems like Baltimore and San Francisco are better than everyone else. He's sick, I think, not hurt, right? Well, he's both.

The 700 Club. Do you trust anyone but the 49ers this season? I don't trust the 49ers. You don't trust the Raven, huh? No We've been there before Yeah, oh sorry you haven't lived apologies It's so you have $500 on the University of Ohio at 11 a.m. On a Saturday morning in the Myrtle Beach Bowl the Bob Gats It's too much to have on that game.

But I won. Brock Pertie, do it in the playoffs. What a time to be a backup quarterback. The first time they got inside the 50 yard line was in the third quarter. I hate them. Jared Gough bounce back game. 12, 3 pointers. 47 points. You know what the K and Keegan Murray stands for I hate them Jared golf bounce back game 12 three pointers 47 points, you know what the K and Keegan Murray stands for Dan. I did not caught fire

How would I have gotten that one? I don't know Cooper flag the number one recruit in the class of 2024 from Newport Maine might have the best nickname in all of sports. You ready for it? I am. The Maine events. It's all these people tweeting about Keegan Murray and I thought Liv got another goal for it. Maine event, you get it? For Maine?

Yes, I didn't think it was the greatest nickname in sports. Jimmy Butler called game, Jimmy Buckets. Also, do it in the IST. Dan, you know what the eye in Indiana stands for? I do not. Isn't a blue blood anymore. Jacobi Perset is a commander, Keegan Murray scored how much?

The Titans did what the Titans do. Tommy DeVito. What does that mean? They did what they do. They won a game against the dolphins. They shouldn't have won. They lost a game. They shouldn't have lost.

13 consecutive years without making the playoffs. I hate them. Dallas Cowboys do it on the road. Dolphins do it against a good team. Here come the Panthers. Whatever inefficiencies. Come on Josh Allen Panthers come on The Florida Panthers got shut out twice

50 Oilers for the first time in 12 years. They beat the oilers after whatever inefficiencies Josh Allen may have he makes up for them with guts if you think Joe Flacco is going to sweat, walking into your stadium for a playoff game in January, you are mistaken. That's correct. Congratulations to the jets for being the first team in NFL history to reach 500 good losses. Tide Chandler, Russian for 132 yards is proof you should never pay a running back. Also, who the hell is Ty Chandler? Speaking of hell, orp riles. Dan, those, or the weekend, observations.

It was a jet. Boom. Ha ha ha. You can't believe that.