The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: Purple Shirt Guy

Episode Date: August 23, 2023

After our discussion on the new Florida football documentary, Adnan Virk and David Samson are here to discuss their Top 5 Sports Documentaries of All-Time. Then, Erik Spoelstra and Anthony Edwards seem to be bonding with the USA Basketball team and the crew breaks down how Spo could quietly pitch the star on Miami. Plus, JuJu has a gift for Jeremy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Dunlabel Tarshall with the Stugat Sputcast. We were talking earlier with Lucy mostly leading the way about the Swamp King's documentary on Netflix, which Lucy woke up from a long nap to watch all four episodes of and did not like and does not recommend. I watched two episodes and also do not recommend even as a Florida graduate. And so now we bring in Adnan Burke and David Samson, host of nothing personal on the right metal arc media network, the draft Kings network. David, Adnan, thanks for being here.

Yeah, let's mention my podcast, Sennephal, which is better than nothing personal. I was going to get there, but I wanted to give David his props first because I knew you would hammer in there and promote your own stuff. Was was this the impetus for your top five that you're doing today, which is top five sports docs? Was it just all the releases of the untolds? David? Yeah, I've been watching a bunch of the untolds and I started swamp kings yesterday and I've got to get through it because I have a rule that I have to finish what I start. But God is it awful. That jacket is beautiful. I was just like, what is that velvet? What is that? Velvet. What an amazing jacket. It's beautiful. It's not even Christmas time, but it makes me feel like it's Christmas time.

So, sorry, go ahead. We come up with all these different concepts to do this once a week, and I was thinking about sports documentaries because there's so many of them that there's very little chance that Adnan and I would have similar tastes or even similar appreciation to what would be the best sports documentaries. And certainly swamp things is not going to be on my list. And I assume not on yours, Adnan. Well, Adnan.

I'm curious how quickly these lists came to your head because obviously a movie guy, but sports documentaries is an interesting topic. No, it's a good point is he like, there's a couple that come right away, which we'll get to my list. And I have to have to sift through a little bit. Sometimes you stretch the definition of what is the sports documentary. You know, as we often know with sports movies, sometimes the best sports movies don't have a lot of sports in them. But I feel with utmost confidence, my list is as usual, much stronger

than David's. And as usual, do we have a third list that we have to throw in here for a mean right here? Right. Then you came in with that literally 10 minutes ago, but I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good on my selection. So if you want to talk like Michael Keying, you simply talk so. Okay. Good job, juju. I like it.

All right. So where are we started? We start with David. Do we start with Adnan? Do we start with the mean for some reason? Start with David. All right. We'll start with David.

David, are there any OLIs? We're going straight to number five. I'm going right to number five. Hey, David, did you know that I created the OLI? They just wanted to let you know the baby. I actually did not. Not the very cool. Okay, there's tape to prove that.

Hi, number five, David. Cheer. That's a cheery. It's a documentary that is in my top five because I knew nothing about the craziness of cheer from this school in the borrow which I'd never heard of. Forget what happened to Jerry after the show, which is a total nightmare.

It doesn't take away from how I felt while watching it at the time. Cheer is a great documentary. Not writing these down, not because I'm Stu Gatz is because I want to watch the ones that I haven't seen yet.

So cheer, I remember. Everybody knows your name. Oh boy. And add number five. $2. Oh, well, what the Samsung is list five to one is outside the one. Excuse me. Samsung number five. $2. Oh, we will go. The Samson is last five to one is. Oh, it's not the one.

Excuse me. Samson number four. Who dreams? When I was a child, I watched two dreams where I was much younger and that is what I wanted. I thought there was an opportunity for me to be in the NBA. I looked at the story, the plate and story of you thought there was an opportunity for you to be in the NBA.

What's wrong with that? I don't know. I don there was an opportunity for you to be in the NBA. It was wrong. I'll hit a problem. I would like to expand that thought. There's no chance you were a child of that came out. I spent hours and hours shooting free throws dribbling with just my left hand doing with my right hand tie behind my back, because I wasn't tall. So it required me to work more, but no, I was never able to be good enough.

You actively tied your hand behind your back instead of just holding it behind your back, David. Yes, because I would be too tempted to have the right hand, which was the dominant hand come forward. I would just do this for hours in the basement of my apartment building in New York City, because there were no parks to go to. I grew up in a city. So there was a basement that we put a hoop up, which was over a rafter.

So I had to learn how to shoot with an arc over a rafter to get it in the basket. When did you learn to kill those dreams? When I got cut by coach Steve Trembley, ninth grade freshman year, when he took a guy named Josh Price, who was tall, but couldn't play basketball and told me he cut me because I'm short. It's not really good, but it's really weird. It's got high arc, but it doesn't go above 11 feet. Take this. Post-trouble. Look at him now. Number three. I wish I could find him. David. Three. Icarus. If you haven't watched, please watch Icarus. It is shocking what went on. It was sports-stoping and with Russian sports-stoping. And this documentary takes you deep inside with a whistleblower going

through all of the things that they did and it is hard to imagine that the Olympics could be any more tainted than they actually are. So that must have been better than the Balco doc, which again was not that revealing. You guys need to stop watching Netflix for documentaries. Let me just say that right there. There's good ones on there, some. Just not like I just reviewed Hall of Shame on today's nothing personal, actually. And I didn't learn anything, but I did love watching him squirm about Barry Bonds.

Number two, David. Free Solo. Mmm. If you want to know what it's like to want to die and you want to look at a mountain and say I can do that with no net and just some chalk. Then watch Free Solo and think to yourself, thank God that my child is not named Alex. Listen, Free Solo Samson, that's the ultimate look at me, Louis documentary.

I'm like, just this guy, trying to climb a mountain like, I'm not going to put these stories of, look how powerful and strong I am. Like, so far your list is okay, but I'm going to have to call foul no. Number one, David. Athlete A. Oh yeah. Athlete A is an important documentary about Larry Nasser.

And for those of you who don't know the story, then you're living under a rock, but this actually goes into significant detail about what went on and what culpability USA gymnastics has, how everyone actually knew what was happening and the horror that these victims went through. And this is a story that continues to this day. It's called athlete A is the best sports documentary I've ever seen. And then furiously resuffling his list. It looked like after he said athlete A there.

Let listen, Izzy, it's a good documentary, but we're talking number one of all time. Athlete A, it's not provoking, it's harrowing, it's obviously important subject matter, but the best of all time, like you're firing up athlete, no way, my list isn't questively better. So let's kick it off of number five, let's do it. Pumping iron. Oh my. Yes, yes, I knew, listen, is he dos this way around the gym?

I mean, if stugotse, there would be pumping his fist. Arnold Schwarzenegger, 1979, this movie announced the arrival of Schwarzenegger and bodybuilding, baby. That's a big time sport, Schwarzenegger, pumping iron, 1979. Let's go. I mean, twice a nigga. They're delit. Yes.

Number four at net. Number four is the last dance. Now, at times I have some quibbles to the fact that it's basically a haze geography, the world according to Michael Jordan, but at the same time it's still provocative storytelling. It's still captivated all of America during COVID. I still like the stories involving Scottie Pippin, Phil Jackson, Steve Kerr, et cetera. It does have its weaknesses, but it's notable. I'm putting the last dance at number four.

It was a per minute documentary, I think, for quality that won't go down the list by a few nine episodes. Was it number three at nann number three is a great one murder ball. 2005 documentary about young paraplegics who involve themselves in quad rugby. It's their chance to take out their anger and hostility and play sports again. It's an incredible documentary. I know Stamps and loves it.

Quad rugby full throttle competition. If you haven't seen Mererval, check it on Peacock. It's an awesome sports stock. I know. I'm all into that and I understand why it's on your list, but you're doing it just to show off sort of a range of sympathies. Okay. Well, it's about to get really good.

It's so great. I didn't like the last answer pumping, aren't you? The top two are in questionably top two. Shame on you for not having my number two when we were kings. I mean, you're not getting much better than Muhammad Ali. Are you kidding me? The greatest after the 20th century Ali rumbled in the jungle, the storytelling involving Don King and his theatrics.

You got Norman Mailer. You've got George Plimpton as talking heads. I mean, George form an Ali boom, when we were kings, not in your top five, disqualifies your list completely. My number two argument, come my number one. And it's the one thing we do agree on. Number one is indeed the story of Arthur A.G. and William Gates, the great Steve James recent guest on son of file. Who dreams is in question? The greatest sports documentary of all time. I feel like just based on your body language, David, you are admittedly taking a nail here.

Well, listen, I'm not going to argue against Muhammad Ali or hoop dreams, but I still continue to maintain that the problem with the segment with me and Adnan is I think Adnan just goes to the best top 10 lists and then he aggregates them. And I don't think that you have any connection to any of these documentaries, but it's what you think the audience will agree or the top five. Listen, right now we take an audience poll on my list. It's unquestively coming through as a fan favorite, right? Judging on it.

Yeah, right now let's go ahead. Let the people speak. And the main topic, I do want to hear a means list. I think a means list will have some similarities with my, if you may. I can guarantee that it mean didn't go through any sort of top 10 list. He wrote this thing down in two minutes. And so it's genuine. Yeah, and as a result, I did not have when we were kings, not because it's not top five,

but because I forgot about it. So, no, I have an oil. I oil. I oil. I oil. I was murderable. Yeah. David, I know you'd think it, but it has not to do with sympathies has everything to do with this thing that I never even thought of. And then you watch, you're like, oh my God, and it's such an incredible captivating story about something tickled. I never even imagined or thought about, right? Number five, I can't believe the two baseball guys didn't have the baseball, but my Ken Burns.

Yeah. I mean, it's like, I'm here. I mean, look, it's long. Well, look, it's long, it's long, but it's, it's, it made me interested in baseball. And that's to say a lot. Number four, Lance, the Lance Armstrong document. Mm-hmm.

Let me tell you something. I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you what? You never, ever, ever get documentaries where the subject, who is literally the villain of the story, is so open and doesn't try to sugarcoat it or paint in a certain way. I thought it was so honest and straightforward where he is the villain and he acknowledges it and it recovers a lot of stuff in cycling that was again, we heard about what we didn't

know what the details were. Number three, Maradona. You have, I don't think nowadays it's a common place, but the idea of a great athlete from 30 years ago would have almost every moment of his life documented since he was about 13 to 14 years old, going from Argentina, going Barcelona, flaming out there, going to Italy, and becoming an international global star, getting hooked on Coke, et cetera. Like, the archival alone is mind blowing. And of God, the guy cheated.

Let's be honest. Yeah, you know, and did a bunch of Coke. Let me point out again. Number two, hoop dreams. Nice. hoop dreams is my number one for the longest time. And when people call the sports movie, I always say it doesn't count because it's a documentary and they're obviously dealing with realities so that gives them an advantage.

But it was unseeded number one, OJ Made in America. Yeah. You want an Oscar? Enough said. Feels like, and like every single minute of that was amazing. But again, if you want to catch Adnan's range of sympathies, you should listen to Cinefile. And if you listen to nothing personal from more of David Samson's insight into the business of sports.

Thank you guys. The top five list was great today. Thanks, fellas. Thanks, Zizzi. How was the you, right? Which one? The first one I went into. I would have gone with the first one, which is a football documentary series that I actually

liked. David, who dreams came about 94? There's no chance you were a child, but I came up. Don Lebertard, number three, Chick-fil-A waffle fry. Yeah, we can get by. Love it. I mean, I think it's an overrated. You guys go catch up or Chick-fil-A sauce

when you have the Chick-fil-A. Paul Mision sauce. Paul Mision made that mess my brother right there. Good call. You're my brother. Stugots. Oh my God. What a weird interaction Wow, this is the down lebertar show with a stugat

It means been poking holes and David Simpson's story when he referred to hoop dreams where he said he went down to his basement as a child watching hoop dreams which we did the math and he was in his mid-20s and then tried out for his high school team and got cut as a mid-20s person. Honestly, all of that was secondary to the line where I know listeners are gonna jump and tweet about this. And every other social media program. Where he said, I had to do it in my basement because I lived in New York City and there were no parks. And like, they literally call basketball the city's game. You go to New York City, anywhere in New York City,

whether you go all the way to the tippy tip of Washington Heights or all the way down a battery park, even in the smallest crevices and areas of the city. There's always a hoop and at least a half court, everywhere throughout New York. So this idea that like, I wanted to play basketball, but I lived in a city and there was nowhere to go. Like, what are you talking about?

Like, I'm envisioning David Sands and at Rucker Bell. At Rucker Bell, okay, exactly. That's another difficulty, you know what I mean? He can't get up the same shot. He want to get up. If he developed a hook shot, I think he would have been fine. Have you seen that one clip of the guy going,

oh, just this guy just throws a bunch of hook shots in every point range and like, there's no way he hits those at a high percentage, but they're videotaping every shot because they got a bunch of clips of him hitting those. I'd love to see Samson going up to Rucker Park saying, I got next, but hell you are. Okay. Okay.

Okay. You know what's but the funniest version of that as he goes out there and then he's just and wanting it like drivel with his knees and say, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, and he's doing the magic. Pee-hoo! What do you think his and one name would be?

Ooh, it has to be baseball related, no? I would have been like, shortstop later. Shortstop! There it have been like, oh, short stop. Short stop. Oh, very big short stop. Wow. There it is. Speaking of basketball, we've got a team USA just finished, are they still in the middle

of this exhibition, but no, they just finished an exhibition? Yeah, it's about to kick off now. Right. And so the World Cup or whatever it's called, is about to kick off. And there's Anthony Edwards seems to be sort of rising up as the leader of this team. Steve Kerr has called him unquestionably the guy, which again, we should start talking about tampering in these situations when these coaches say these things. Is that why we do these by the way? Like, is that way the coaches do this is just

to like try to recruit players down the road? Because like, why is Steve Kerr wasting his time with this or Spowe? Well, Jeremy has been sposed in the perfect position, right? Because Spowe doesn't have to be the voice of the team that Steve Kerr, he's an esposan assistant, he's supposed to be working individually with these guys. He can tell him whatever the heck he wants and then doesn't have to go to a microphone and doesn't have to say anything. So nobody's going to ask him, hey, what did you say to Anthony Edwards? But Jeremy knows that the sort of conspiracy is to not let Spowe talk to any of these guys,

right? Jeremy, I know you're going to explain it, but like in your mind, like Spowe's going to, hey, and I hate how Chris Fitz uses you. I had, I had, I had between these situations. No, I think Spowe's the type of guy who just shows Anthony Edwards that he knows how to put him in the best position to succeed. And while we're talking about the Olympics, what I was really thinking about was I feel like eventually because of course, he Twitter is now while taking victory laps, forgetting

James Harden find also now linking Anthony Edwards to the eventual Miami heat destination that is inevitable for his career, right? We talk about all the Tom Green guys, the guys linked to Dwayne Wade. He's another one of the guys in that list of players who love Dwayne Wade growing up and looks at heat culture as maybe a place that knew he could be someday. And so when you look at the Olympics, we know how the recruiting's worked for Miami in the past. We know that Dwayne Wade and LeBron James and Chris Bosch and, you know, they had their

conversations at the Olympics and we know that the reason Damien Lillard seems to like Bama to bio so much is because of what happened with them at the Olympics. And so I think after the inevitable conclusion, which is a number of years down the road, Anthony Edwards and Spulster Lincoln up down here in Miami, that I think eventually NBA teams are just going to stop sending their best players to the Olympics if the heat are associated at all. But you nailed it because that's how it goes with Spowe and Anthony Edwards, right?

He goes up to him initially for some individual workouts and he's like, well, about the same hype as Dwayne was when we used to do this early on and I sort of helped him develop his jumper. But then you go, but you don't need as much help on the jumper, right? Because you've got the range. So let's work on some other things. Oh, that's a good way. No, no.

Right before he won his first championship as a 20, whatever it was three for you. Yeah, before that first one. No, no, no, do you do the, all right, doing it? I mean, my bad, my bad, my bad. It's like Randall Cobb. 12 would not pass. I mean, eight. I mean, excuse me, eight. It's like it'll be a self-randal. And not randomly just sort, you only bring up stories like in the clinching game of a championship series, right?

Man, whoo, game six against Dallas, those is time where he came out, you know, right before the celebration of the championship and the trophy and him getting the finals MVP. Yeah. And so you just, just milk that over and over and over. So the time he's done, he's like, man, my coach at Minnesota never talks to me like, you watch him do like a move. Great move, man. It's like watching doing over again. man, my coach at Minnesota never talked to me like, you watch him do like a move, great move man.

It's like, watch him doing, no, don't forget this. But then eventually you got a negum, right? Eventually you got to start giving him like, you know, when Dwayne was your age, he had that just a little bit better, right? Like there's little things that you got to do. But, you know, with my help,

I can help get there. No, you don't put it, that's too blatant Jeremy. You got to say something like a little bit like Yeah, Duane was really good at that But you know he was lucky. You know he started with us He had the benefit of being in our building every day You know you know Jimmy can even play with cat. He didn't even like that over there So you'll you'll figure it out like you just keep saying well, I'm sure you'll figure out the type of place you need to be Yeah, but then you move on from the Duane fascination to the Jimmy conversation.

Jimmy was already over there, tried to lead, look what he's doing here. And I mean, and if you just sort of speed up the timeline, I was like, yeah, Jimmy didn't get here until he was, what, 30, 31? Like, maybe you want to get here a little bit earlier, start sort of pushing, moving the needle right. I don't think you can say that. Maybe. You can't say if you want to get here a little earlier.

That's when you start getting in trouble. That's true. You probably you can say that. Maybe you can't say if you want to get here a little earlier, that's when you start getting in trouble. That's true. You probably can't say that. But you probably just start talking about sunshine and whatnot and sort of make the implications. He can also start sharing stories of what it's been like talking with Tom Cree and over the years of working with Jimmy and working with Dwayne and how, you know, those guys,

they just had that heat culture sort of bred from there for the time they were in college. I don't know what it was that made them so ready for the Miami-Head organization, but there was something about the way they were preparing college that it just worked here. And we had another guy. And we had another guy. Thank you. We had another guy and Victor, who we were supposed to bring back, unfortunately, he heard himself. So that project is a little bit over. We kind of have a blank space. Yeah. We heard how that line of two guards from Tom Green just hasn't, it hasn't continued

the way that it could green. Call me crazy. Is it possible that a young star doesn't want to play for the heat in the future? No. Come on. I'm just asking. I don't know what you're talking about. You sound like a fool.

I'm just saying what you say. Crazy. I just got a very important question. My sister, Lucy, who is your favorite basketball team? What are you root for? Good question. They don't only have one, so I grew up in North Carolina. And they were the Bobcats when I was growing up.

And they were really, really bad. We used to go there every year on like a school trip and tickets were like $7. I like how you say you grew up in North Carolina is if there's no connection to basketball. Yeah, that's it. I'm like, I'm like, that's grew up in North Carolina is if there's no connection to basketball. Yeah, I'm not going to go. I like basketball. I grew up in Carolina.

I grew up in basketball. I don't know anything about NASCAR, Duke, North Carolina, in-J. I like to call it basketball growing up. Like I watched Duke and you and see a lot, but like, when you read journalism camp, or yeah, it was very fun. No one carried it all about the NBA where I grew up, because like, who are you going to care about the box? You mean a mecca Okafor wasn't selling tickets?

Ray Pelton, general Wallace. Yeah, the Charlotte Wilders. Yeah, I would go see them if they were the Charlotte Wilders any day. Yeah, from it. Purple shirt guy. Doesn't register for it. No, there was a shirt guy. That's a legitimate question.

I want to look at Lucy in the face. You have no idea who Purple Shirt Guy is. You know Purple Shirt Guy in 2018 the history cannot tell the story of history of basketball without purple shirt guy I'm waiting for the day they hang his purple shirt from a we can explain it or am I just gonna sit here now we just can't think of purple shirt guy so there was this is fun for me there was a great playoff series in which Wade started hitting three way to Anthony Edwards before Anthony Edwards. That's easy.

It's going to be a largely forgotten first round series between the Hornets and heat. Google Purple Sugar, so you get a visual. It was this nationally televised game in which the Miami Heat were up against elimination. I think it was a game six in Charlotte. There was this guy, Courtside, who was wearing a drawstring bag, a headband, and a purple shirt. The drawstring bag's such a great detail. So much money having court side. He has a drawstring bag. That was an e-drossstring bag guys in the promo shirt. He was going at Thuane Wade the entire game. talk standing up in his seat, it's poor form to be standing up the entire game.

He made himself a spectacle and he lost that game for Charlotte because Wade tapped in a O6 Wade. He started bombing away from three. And he was talking smack, not to the players guarding him, but to a purple shirt guy. And ever since that moment,

purple shirt guy disappeared. We had purple shirt guy. And ever since that moment, purple shirt guy disappeared. We had purple shirt guy on the show to talk about like you, the infraction. I forgot about that. And he's just never returned. The purple shirt went away. He would, if you were still around today, he'd be the single most infamous fan.

Ironically, purple shirt guy, color blind. That's not true. Spoke could just wear a purple shirt to practice. That's just what he said, that's a regret true. Spoke just wear a purple shirt to practice. That's just what he said. That's the regrettable. I'm sorry. Spoke just wear a purple shirt to practice with Anthony Edwards and you know, it's funny. I'm wearing this purple shirt, but it's funny. It reminds me of this first round series, the D head, you know, back in the day. And that was really once he had, you know, he'd perfected his game. He

was actually on the back nine, but because of the things we instilled in him, he just, he got to have a little extra on that career. The Wayne gave him one of these. He was there. Not to the crowd. Was Pam being there to the game? Yeah, he was there. He was there.

Yeah, so that's why he did the Superman. Is that when that started? Because he did that a little bit more. No, Pam Newton invented Ben. Yeah, yeah, popularized. He invented it. He invented it. He invented it.

I imagine Superman invented the Superman, but Superman, but he popularized it. So suppose a menace, and I'm wondering though, do they just then give him the head coaching gig like next time or whenever they hire somebody else for team USA so that he has to be the microphone guy? He seems like the next guy in waiting, right? Like he seems to be the guy in basketball right now who would be in line to be USA's next basketball coach, but I mean, there's no real reason to think he wouldn't be, but I think that you're right.

Maybe the reason they force him in front of the microphone is so he has to start publicly commenting about this guy as opposed to, you know, doing it by the end of the year. What exactly did you say? What was your conversation about Spowe? I mean, real quick, you know what shocked me was Greg pop of it, signing a five year extension. That shocked you. Shock the heck out of me.

You saw the dollar, man, they're like, God, that's not so sure. Well, he doesn't care about the money. He wants to be a deeply coach if you remember correctly. Poppul. Yeah. This man wants all this money just so he can pay for like super expensive wines, but I honestly thought that like he would be done and it was just like reinvigorated somehow. And now he's got Wimbanyama.

He can't leave during Wimbanyama's run, can he? I mean, he can. He can as long as the tech's still clear, right? Like, he's got to give back the money, then no, unfortunately, he's got to keep working. But I do want to go back to this whole idea of Spowe being like a team USA being like just a hunting ground for him for him the poach talent from other teams I like that idea to spose around and he's hanging around We have to the Edwards and tell him about the Wayne and hang around with Tyrese Hall Burton and tell him Tim Hardaway stories Even though he wasn't here for Tim Hardaway

I don't think and all this stuff and then like five years down the line, the Miami Heat announced with great fanfare, the acquisition of Bobby Portis. Hehehe. BP. Don Lebatard. Mino Hasson. Spugats. And Mino Hasson.

This is the Don Lebatard show with the Spugats. So, I mentioned last week that the Tiki Torch Mafia came after me in defense of Jeremy Tashay's jacket. His wonderful jacket and like a man of my word, I said I'm gonna bring my boy a jacket. Wow. Yes. So now Valey, I'm so excited. Thanks to Juju Makeup from my jackets, I've worn black t-shirts two out of the three days

This is so ironic Brought some heat here That's my business incredible. I'm so excited and because he my brother he get the pants to go with wow I'm putting everything on right now amazing Jeremy he's, you're going to look so good in this. This is great. I'm so ready. So natural. When he first, this is going to look great on me.

When he first pulled the jacket out, I thought it was an NBA official jacket. Like for a referee? Yeah, yeah, but it don't stop there. Oh, there's more. Also got my boy T-shirt. Wow. Up under his jacket.

He's read fighter T-shirt with a friend's thing. Oh, this is incredible Jeremy Chandler Tasha, that's about two sizes too big There's more it does not stop there draws make them say on The great in that you got to know you got the deal you feel me no no no no I'm gonna be outside my wasn't gonna be outside You got the dig it, but you feel me? No, no, no, no. What's going to be outside? I'm going to be outside incredibly.

You know what's got there? It doesn't sound there. It's in peace to the queen. Oh, yeah. It's to the queen. The princess of the heart. I'm actually so excited about this. Jeremy, unbeliefable.

It's the footer. If the person is each a heart out, there's more. It's to the heart out. Dead T-shirt, also three sizes too big for Jeremy. Hey, brother, hey, hey, that's hey, that's hey, over there, which is what your pink shoes are. Well, hey, sit down with them Jeremy. Hey, that's hey, that's hey over there. Would you want to pink shoes on my way? Sit down with them pink mouth.

Hey, they're here. Start easy. Aaron shoes, yeah. Not right now, is he? Not today, is he? Is some, is some old pants for my boy. Wow, you know what I mean? So, so nice way.

Those look incredible. He's a comfortable. I'm so, I'm changing into all of this. I can't, I can't talk about people and not, you know what I mean, try to make up for it. I don't want to be this is You were not mean to me that was hilarious and this is wonderful and you're you're sweetie by now I got

I got First time that response has ever been uttered after receiving a master p shirt Do you got asked because it seemed like it went from like really on point to like more and more like Not to do a jerk like first heap. like really on point to like more and more like, not to do a jerk, like first heap, he works for the heat, like cool, I- No, the heat, the heat shit is just, dude, that's the one. That's the make up for the jacket,

that's the only jacket I got my boy. But the rest of this is casual wear. I don't know what your wife is into. This is a newly married man. I'm trying to take him out of the box, he's right now, and put him in the ones that he feel like being in. That's hate, I'm so sorry, let my boy Jeremy had his mom in the ones that he feel like being in. That's hate.

I'm so sorry. My boy Jeremy had his mom. That's what you're saying. Because I said like the heat thing is like, okay, that's on point. The street fighter with the friends team like, okay, yeah, because Jeremy likes friends. Okay. Then it was like a Liam, massive. I'm like, I'm trying to put my ball on a culture.

Be the example you want to be in the world. You want to see in the world. So what's the problem for a forward? What's the thing? What's the thing? What's the thing? What's the thing? What's the thing? What's the thing?

What's the thing? What's the thing? What's the thing? What's the thing? What's the thing? What's the thing? What's the thing? What's the thing?

What's the thing? What's the thing? What's the thing? What's the thing? What's the thing? What's the thing? What's the thing? What's the thing?

What's the thing? What's the thing? What's the thing? What's the thing? this is the every moment. He just got married. Got to come in here with some questions. You can't see. I'm a master. The shirt to be. Man, it's a shirt. Look at him shoes. You got a pink shoes on. You can't say to them about nobody clothes. I'm so sorry, I'ma turn down. So you, you call them what?

The tiki torch mafia? The tiki torch mafia. Harry my DMs because I was jack, making jokes about his khaki jacket, you know what I mean? Joking. Not, not, not, not. Ha! What is that? Okay. making jokes about his khaki jacket. Joking. Joking. Not not not. Ha ha ha. What is that?

Okay. So, so you felt guilty because the Tiki Torch Mafia came after you? No. No, I didn't feel guilty. Tiki Torch Mafia can get it for real for real. It actually pull up on me anytime. That's who I am. Yeah.

But I'm not gonna go there. I'm just trying to keep it in the line of respect for my brother. Because if I can make fun of him on camera, I can also show that man some respect on camera. I need to start doing right, Dan. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, pattern holds about 24 hours from now, you're going to feel terrible about making fun of my beautiful shoes. Beautiful pants, shoes, hail, maybe. You know, you've been a brain on the side.

You're just going to want to feel a brain on the one out. You might want to stop. You feel me with a pink eye man. So many free. Dan don't even get wet. So many free shoes from Judy. Dan would not wear them shoes. You got on brother.

I'm getting that one. Like weakest hail. Listen, Dan would rock these shoes if he could. But I'm a boy fresher to you. Oh, I don't think so. Dan is fresher than easy breaking news. Wow. Show me outfit. Show me one outfit. Show, show, I don't come here. Moving on. Loose this right. These are the days. Oh, you're so like for Lucy. No, I'm just moving on this. Oh, that was too much. I thought I was getting something. I'm serious. I'm so excited about this. Jeremy, you got to feel like a hall, like a Bama Russ trot. Yeah. All like a TikTok? Yeah. Oh, it'll be perfect. All right. That's, that's, go follow me on TikTok everyone.

Jeremy Tasha and I'll do a try on hall of Juju's clothes. Yeah, I thought you were going to do like the 80s montage. Are you going to come out? I'm going to do a show. I'm going to do a show. I'm going to do a show. I'm going to do a show. I'm going to do a show.

I'm going to do a show. I'm going to do a show. I'm going to do a show. I'm going to do a show. I'm going to do a show. I'm going to do a show. I'm going to do a show. I'm going to do a show. I'm going to do a show. I'm going to do a show go follow me on TikTok everyone. Jeremy Tasha and I'll do a try on haul of jujus clothes. Yeah, I thought you were going to do like the 80s montage

We're gonna come out like it's my party. We're gonna cry for Every minute come back with the different. All right, let's make it happen. I do just sit in the chair like Just nodding can I tell you guys something about Alia now that we're on the subject? Sure I had never had the fear of too much weight on an airplane before Aliyah. Like every time I go on a plane and I see people trying to pull that fast when they lift their foot to lift up their bag

so that the weight is not what it is and they don't get charged a couple extra pounds. You're watching people. Yeah, I'm watching people and I'm like, oh guys, did you not hear about Aliyah? Like let's not be lying about the weight. Just pay a couple extra dollars. Like it's not worth it.

Wait, they do what now? When they go to the bag, they hold it up a little bit. So it's not... No, they'll put their toe, like, they'll put their foot on the bottom. So they put the bag, like, half on the scale, and they hold it up with their foot so that they don't have to pay if their bag goes over the weight. Well, I contend the most embarrassing thing that you could ever do,

that somebody could ever do to you when you're traveling, is make you take the weight out of your bag right there, sort of everybody. You gotta transfer it, it's like, is this shoe way a pound? Okay, I'm gonna put it in this bag, and you got people with all their stuff just everywhere, and it's just like, it's a long ass line,

and it just paid the $20. Your draw's on the ground. Yeah, it's the most embarrassing thing you can do. But also, if there's weight limits, why are we not abiding by them? Like why does me paying an extra $20 like make it okay? Like, you know what?

Let's risk it because he gave us 20 extra bucks. The weight limits aren't about like the planes or about like the people who have to carry the bags and load them and stuff. Well, a Leo's plane was no- Reportedly a thousand pounds over the limit and it was a smaller plane. It was a paper airplane.

It was literally like, it was a private plane but still. But a thousand pounds doesn't sound. And it was a smaller plane. It was a paper airplane. It was literally like, as I was a private plane, but still. But a thousand pounds doesn't sound like a lot of things. But it wasn't like a G5. It was like literally like one of those ones with the propeller, like where the guy had to get out and like, wow, I just see a good thing.

I went on one of those, who's Zidu. It was scary. I don't, like any plane with a door that I open like this, like a car door, I'm like, nah, I'm not doing it. It barely like got off the ground. And then it car door, I'm like, nah, I'm not doing it. It barely like got off the ground. And then it just went, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.

Knows dived, thousand pounds too heavy. And, and by the way, it was a month before 9-11. That's a crazy thing. It's like, yo, for a few weeks, that was the craziest plane related accident. Mm, you know. I did not remember that that's what happened. That's one of my, but I always wonder about people,

like, she died before 9-11 and it's like, wow, man, like he imagined Ali in heaven and so that's what I missed. And like, well, how long was everyone sad that I was gone? Well, something happened not too long afterwards. You think there's a long journey to get to heaven for Aliah? No, I think she's there.

No, I know, but I'm saying you make it seem like it took her like a week to get there. Yeah, I'm confused here. Kind of like David Samson. No, you don't know what happens in the world after you die. That's my theory. Mm. Like once you're dead, like you know, you're not up to date on like, you know, so.

What about all the stories that then the people are telling her about my loved ones being with me. What do you mean? What do you mean? The stories are the other people who died after. Oh, after her. Like, like, like, like your theory. No, no. Yeah, what you saying is yeah, our loved ones don't see us anymore. No, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like. Everybody on the little shirt's like, he be waiting to meet me and you be where.

I was just about to ask. I'm the dude to do. You guys is another dude. You are. You are. I said yesterday on my observations that you are low key, the funniest dude on the show. You also are the nicest dude on the show.

So I must have offended the shit out of you because I feel like you're attacking me over the pen and ink that the t-shirts you're attacking me over the pen and she's trying that the t-shirts are a little bit. The point that he's trying to make is you didn't offend him with the shoes. Yeah, the shoes are pretty terrible. They are offensive.

They're shit shoes. I mean, listen, Albergh is not gonna lose it. You see somebody doing a nice thing? You lay out for that segment. Maybe take a chill pill and wrap it around. Yes, because that's the formula in this show. Oh, transition to the top. Just do a TVC segment and just let everybody say, oh, how lovely that shirt is.

Those are some good clothes. There's a good clothes for people twice the size of Jeremy Tate. Yes, you are. You're playing with fire, man. You have to have the jacket on. He's got the jacket on. Look at that.

I feel so confident. He's gonna have to wear the jacket to hide the shirts that are way too big underneath. I'm gonna put the shirt on so you can see. I'm gonna put the shirt on so you can see. Yeah. You can style oversized a lot easier. Plus close shrink.

I agree with you. I don't know if Jeremy can style oversized. We can help. Wow. We don't know what his style is. If it's too big, guess what, brother? I get you to do it in the style. I thought I did know what my style was.

This is just apparently I know. So we're learning together. Full track suit every day. That's your style, Jeremy. No, but seriously, Juju, like I think you're looking through those glasses and you are like shooting fire at me right now. Not in a good way. Just not a time to make jokes when somebody's doing something nice. In my opinion, maybe in your opinion, you just make jokes with the little shirt on the pink shoes on. Maybe

in the little shorts, but in my opinion, you sit there with now and let somebody do something nice and let the brotherhood shine through, you feel me? So it's okay, so it's no longer a brotherhood with you and me now, I've offended you. It's a brotherhood that has been mischievous before, but then I've worn these terrible shoes by your account and therefore we are no longer on the front shoes. Which is why I'm not talking about the reasons.

Which is furthermore the reason you should lay out. You feel me because you know who I am to you. Yeah, you've been a recipient. You've been a recipient. Although I've always associated that with one of the most terrible moments of my life is when I was busted up my face and bleeding on those gold shoes that you gave me. So if you give me another pair of shoes,

I might not wear them, I'm not gonna lie. I don't think you should get them anywhere. Yeah, don't get them anything. I have never felt more try on air. It's crazy. Well neither had I. He's in soul. Neither had you. My shoe game, which is no longer a game. It's not so easy. Look at crazy. Well, neither had I. He's in soul. He's in my shoe game.

Which is no longer a game. Look at him. Look at him. No, no, no, take the jacket off. I come to sleep, man. Say it. Look at my boy right there. Say it.

You look like a hater over there. He's making it say it. He's making guys. He's making it say it. Oh, come on. Come on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Look, my little fresh man right now, I promise to God you look good to me. You look great. You look great.

You look great. A couple more pounds you might feel that shirt out a little bit. Oh, man, what's happening? It's weird. Your body shaming. I don't understand. Yeah, why are you body shaming? Now that we're on the topic.

You're shaving. That's a size of shape. Wow, it's the same thing. Yeah. I don't like this one bit. It's funny because I just thought that Juji was just the nicest guy and all it takes all it takes apparently Is to wear some pink fuzzy shoes and make a note not a joke a note about the size of a shirt that you're gifting You don't bother a dog while he eating and you don't bother me when I'm being nice I bother a dog is what are you doing you don't bother me when I'm being nice. I bother a dog.

What are you doing, Jeremy? Yeah, what are you doing here? I got nothing. I've got Lewis in my ear trying to get me to say lines. Say it. I'm trying to, I don't know anything. It's end of the segment. Make a say, is that like the Lint brush dance?

What do you do?