The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: Stugotz Didn't Say It

Episode Date: November 27, 2023

Stugotz kicks things off with his Weekend Observations and struggles to hit his own benchmarks. Then, NFL games need to be flexed, Stu believes Joe Buck needs to mention him on Monday Night Football, Jalen Milroe claims the Heisman, and Mike cries over a commercial for The Home Depot. Plus, Tyrese Haliburton is a star, Iowa is offensive to watch, and Tony brings us his All-Squint Team. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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They wondered if maybe their window had closed after going down on the road 14 to nothing to Aiden O'Connell, but then, after closing the game on a dominant 31 to 3 run make no mistake about it. Travis Kelsey and the Kansas City Chiefs are back. They're back. Well they didn't really go anywhere. They did for me. Ryan Day can't win the big one. You know what the D and Ryan Day stands for Dan? Do it against Michigan. The game will never be the game again. It's over. Hey, the game. It was nice knowing you. I'm sad about the game. I enjoyed the game. I enjoyed the weekend. 12 team playoff ruins everything. I don't know. They can match up as the 11 and 12 team in future incarnations of the game and it will be just as important.

No. It's a shot at the playoffs on the line and I still think Ohio State has a shot at the playoffs. No, they don't. They do. There's a whole chaos there. They're not getting in. There's a chaos theory. Mike, how do they get in? They're, I mean, they're one loss. They have the best loss out of the one losses. Right. But that's how we do this. Who has the best loss? But they lost to Michigan.

Yeah, who I think we all have talked as a advancing. They barely lost. I know they barely lost, but Michigan is in. They're going to beat Iowa, so they're in, right? Alabama, Georgia's getting in. One of those two teams is going to get in. Maybe both. If Alabama wins a close game, then you got Washington or again. You still got

Texas. I mean, it's weekend observations. We don't need to turn in to see if he loses in. Well, Alabama has one loss, but with they'd have two losses if they lost. No, but let's say Alabama beat Georgia in the SEC title game and Texas wins the big 12 game. Then you have a real mess on your hands because you can't put Alabama in over Texas if their one loss comes to one loss Texas. Best loss is Ohio State. Yep. And now FSU is room to for everybody because

they had a gutsy win on the road. Yep. Get the ball to Marvin Harris in junior and you know what it'll do? The rest. Mazarradi Marv. the rest Mazorati marv Too bad Mazorati marv's quarterback is Honda McCord He had moxie he played well. He played hurt. That's the best game. I've seen Ohio's day play this year

It was a loss, but it's a second game you've seen them play this year because you've only watched Alabama maybe seven times the last 20 or a hundred. Bragging about watching three full full game. It's a delight. We can week 11 week 12. Dan Campbell's fake punt call was atrocious. Do me a favor. You're Dan Campbell. If you're gonna go for it, shove it down someone's throat. Thanks. You agree. That's right. Thank you. Are you just saying you don't ever watch Thursday

or Monday games because there's no other games on those days? What do you mean? You're bragging about yesterday watching just the one of the locks late was so bad. I'm normally on the red zone or the jets, but the jets didn't play. You do it every Thursday and Mondays are pointless. Well, I do it with everyets game is what I do,

but yesterday it was nice to sit back and watch Texans and Jaguars, the entire game not worrying about what was going on in Patriots giant. You don't get that because nothing was going on. When you kind of like lose like daydream, maybe you get lost in your phone for a minute and you come back and there's a commercial on

and you're like, what am I doing? Yeah. You're like, I like punch myself. And like, you stupid football on right now and you're just sitting here watching a commercial. So got you miss Bailey's Abby averaging 1.4 air yards per attempt. I don't care. I was watching CJ Stroud. Bill Belichick would have preferred to be watching CJ Stroud. Teresa Halliburton 12 to 2 assist to turnover ratio. Dan the T and Tari stands for taking care of the rock. Congratulations to Jordan Love for saving his job.

If you squint, you could see something is there with Sam Hallel. Dan, you know what the S and Sam Hallel stands for? Squint, you could see something there. All squint team. Have a that. Wait a minute, who else is on that team? We'll live it. If you squint, you could see something there. All squint team. Out of that. Wait a minute, who else is on that team? We'll love it.

If you squint, you can see Dan Marina. I'll be on the phone. Is there a quarterback, Tony, has it loved it's own way? It's crazy. It he thinks that everybody is mint. She's come around on DeVito. Yeah, the pass and pies on them. No one loves the 20 to 25 ranking spot

of quarterback more than Tony. Buddy bailed on the Jaguars. Did not bail on the Jaguars. New bail the jaguar you bail did not bail just had those first time ever see jay stroud was an electric quarterback I had that one first when did buzz Williams leave mark at huh when did that have it how many teams ago was that uh when he was a go when you think you've killed Alabama, think again, fourth and 21, fourth and 31, excuse me, Jalen Milro, ice in his veins, many people are saying, this is the best

coaching job of Nick Sabin's career. You agree? I can be talked into that too. Thank you. It's not a great team. The overpowering talent advantage that Clemson and Alabama had entering the NIL era has dissipated quickly. That is not, this is one of the worst Alabama teams and there's no disrespect to the Alabama team which is a very good team, one lost team. But when you compare them to the all time teams that they've had, this is probably among the worst that he's had outside of year one. Mm-hmm.

Dan, you know what the oops and Mark stoop stands for? Oops. Oops. We didn't mean to hire him at Texas A&M. The Aggies. Not sexy enough for the Aggie supporters, so they get Michaelco. Michaelco congrats on the $40 million buyout three years from now. go congrats on the 40 million dollar buyout three years from now. Texas message sent archmaning can spin it. You see him. Texas's receivers are so physically big. It's 12 quarters against Penn State, Michigan and Ohio State, Michigan State scored three points.

If the commanders didn't fire Jack Del Rio, I still wouldn't know. They hired Jack Del Rio. They also lost the best looking man in the room. Jack Del Rio was a commander. You must have missed that whole controversy. How did you miss that? How did a controversy? controversy? It allowed me to point out that Jack Del Rio was once on a picket line and he fought a guy, he fought was a scab, it was Hall of Fame Chiefs Receiver who was now

in their scouting department. He fought him on the picket line, he was just trying to get into the stadium to go to work. Dan, you know what the D in Dolphins and the D in Dallas stands for? I do not. They stand for it. Do it against a good team. Also, a couple of the Ds cutting it up. I thought Denver is now a good team.

I thought the time the Dolphins beat him and dropped 70 on them, they weren't. You wrote that before, Denver won. I did. No chip went a can't come quick enough for these teams. You're so excited to actually beat a good team. Miami versus Dallas. No chip way enough. If you want complete coverage of how the Broncos are now a good team, I suggest God bless football today.

Yeah, Billy's on them. Available max. It is not weird. The Chris Paul Scott Foster rivalry deserves a documentary. The Haberstrow stats on that were crazy. Chris Paul is always favored in games and he's three and 17 in foster games and loses by an average of 11 points. This Ranger team can skate. I mean, all the teams in hockey can not not like this Ranger team. This Ranger team can skate their fast.

It's kind of like in golf when they say he's a good ball striker. Yeah, like I always whenever they say that about a hockey team, it's a good skating team. It's like I hope so. It's your job. The professional hockey players. I want to know the bat. Like who's the worst skating team in the league? They'd hope so. It's your job. The professional hockey players. It's a good. Yeah. I want to know the bat. Like who's the worst skating team in the league? They're just like falling all over each other.

It's a great question. I have an answer for you. It looks like Oklahoma coming out of the tunnel. Like I feel like all pro golfers are good ball strikers, but they say some are better than others. The jets are starting to make my blood boil. Timmy Boyle sounds like he should be in eye on what just happened there an Irish mob boss I'll tell you what happened Thanksgiving happened Monday happened God bless football happen check it out of max

Wow, did you spell Boyle and the judges started to make your blood B O I L. Oh come on Max it's on draft Kings that work. Oh, you did you see you have like a lower third graphic now for God bless what ball? Really? Yeah, your face, Billy's face. That's awesome. Dan, you know what the B and Timmy Boyle stands for? I do not. Really? Stands for bad quarterback. All the sudden, Zach Wilson doesn't sound so bad. Dan, you don't just stroll into Madison Square Garden

and beat the nicks come in season tour in a mid time. The mecca. It's a bad loss for the eat. Kirk Herbstreet needs to slow down, worried about him, Herbie. He's everywhere, Mike. He's everywhere. He's so damn good. I don't care

about his dog either. Whoa. It's a great looking dog. I don't need to see it. I don't need to see him buckling it into a private jet sea. I don't need to see it. I love the dog. The video and get some rest of Fowler and Herbstreet watching on a monitor at the end of Auburn, Alabama, and behaving like 10-year-old brothers would behave just with their enthusiasm was pretty cool. The Jets defense is their offense and their offense is their defense. I hate them. Mark Sanchez adding Tim Boyle to his holiday gift list, collision course, sand chis, Tom Brady,

complaining about the rules in today's NFL. After a rule was created to specifically protect him. Tom, the stew got is strong in you. Zion, starting to put it all together. Jake Elliott, clutch, Georgia, do it against Alabama, death, taxes at Christophe, porzingus, being reevaluated in a week. The Steelers did what the

Steelers do. We've always heard that guy at Lanna Falcons, five and six, first place at squarely in the mix. I love it CJ Stroud holy shit Dan you know what the F and Frank Reich stands for flames under his seat I know I didn't change it. You could have pivoted there It's not exactly I was quick on your feet. How was my F better than you? Z fired you could I was thinking Mike on your feet. How was my F better than you were? That was a set fired. You could spin. Yep. I like flames.

I mean, I wrote it. I wanted to say it. I mean, put it on the pole, Ju-Ju. Can you be on the hot seat after you've been fired? Oh, he'll get rehired and be on the hot seat again. I promise you. He's done. Frank's done.

I know. That's the second shortest tenure in the history of NFL coaching. If the season ended tenure in the history of NFL coaching Oh, if the season ended today the Falcons and Colts would be in the playoffs and the bills and Bengals would not The hell's going on. I don't know what's happening to me. Dan those are the weekend observations. Did you forget your art trials? I said speaking of hell our trials Dan those are the weekend observations. I said it you missed it. I didn't hear it Don't let a tart Still got I always like leave it on My way, please, more than you do. Stugats.

I always like leaving them behind. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. Because he's so vulnerable, I just unfairly fade down the chicken. And she just really looks at myself. This is the Don Lebatar show with a Stugat. Wanna hang out with us?

We have a free open to the public, all ages event. Going down at Dolphin Mall at the Miller Light Sage, Vivo Miami, it's all happening. December 11th, please, your God, do not flex Titans dolphins out of Monday night football. There's a chance that happens. But either way, we're going to be there drinking a Miller Light. Yeah, we have a weird conflict. A little double header that day. Yeah, it seems as though the Cessacy Clones

are potentially headed to the semi-final of the BattleCore playoffs. Nice. And I had been campaigning all year because it looked like we were gonna be either the two or three seed about opening that semi-final up to the public because those Monday, Tuesday games are close to the public.

So the commissioner granted us permission to pack the house for a semi-final to win or potentially go move on and win our second battle court championship. However, it's the same day as our Miller light event. That's right. At 5 p.m. luckily. But what Chris and I have decided is we're going to care of it. We're going to go from here. Nice.

To the battle court. Cronthon. And then to Dolphin Mall,, Viva Miami, the Miller lights age to potentially watch the flex Monday night game, hopefully not, but the Titans and dolphins are scheduled to do battle on that day. And we will be there. Usually you have to pay for tickets to see us around December, but this one is free

and it's all brought to you by Miller light and dollar shave club December 11th. We will see you there. Join us at the front on before. Let's pack that house and then let's all head over to the watch party. If one game gets flex, it'll probably be Packer's Giants, right? They're not, we had Joe Buck on last week and he said

there's just, he doesn't see any flexes being used even though they had that toy afforded to them this year because the case deflects out Miami Tennessee is Tennessee's not good, but my name is such a great story. You can't flex out that offense and you're never going to flex out Packers at Giants because of the market. Speaking of Joe Bucks, Stugats is angling. He is trying from every angle to get Joe Bucks to mention him specifically on tonight's

broadcast. He wants himself mentioned as the national protector of other centers who don't get talked about as much as Jason Kelsey got talked about. And he has been texting Joe Buck nonstop trying to manipulate him into mentioning stugots on the broadcast today. What is the latest in these negotiations? Well, what I really want him to do is mention garret redberry that's not true what he's the viking center and if you highlight jason kelsi then highlight you know garret bradbury and every other center what you want is for him to mention

you why do you know to make you the center of attention as the worldwide advocate on behalf of uh... centers who are unfairly in the shadow of jason kelsi because his brother is dating a pop star right uh... so i reminded you this morning that the viking centers name is garret bradberry and i want to hear something about him tonight he responded what number is he all right so he's i get there he's got time he's got time to negotiate you're you're negotiating with him I am you are trying to get mentioned tonight right on the broadcast because there's no way you can mention Garrett Bradbury

Without mentioning me in this show. There's no way you could do it. It's impossible be weird if you did that You know, I mean he could do it. Yeah, but he wouldn't do that But he could and he probably will I don't think he's likely a putter on the pole, juju at Lebitar show, will Joe Buck reference to gots during tonight's. Do is not doing this for himself though. This is for centers. It's for Garrett. Yeah. For centers in general. Yeah. Why on earth would he mention you? Well, because you have to tell the back store, he's never mentioned the center before. And last week, good friends to gots pointed out. Right. Not covered all centers. I was on with Dan and Stu last week. My good friends do got pointed out that we're not covered. All centers.

I was on with Dan and Stu last week and they were criticizing me for only covering Jason Kelsey. Check them out now. But when, like, when have you ever heard Joe Buxay, like, hey, I was talking to my neighbor Phil and he thought that we should talk about XYZ. Like, why would he ever do that? Because he has to tell the backstory. Otherwise, it's weird to cover Garrett.

He's got a full full of Gary. Billy doesn't get it. A football game. You talk about the players. So you just say Garrett Bradbury and you don't reference that I was on a show and they criticized me for never mentioning another center other than Jason Kelsey. Correct. You have to tell back story. The guy paints pictures with words man.

It's what he does. You got to tell the story. That's what I would do. Did I miss hear you when he said Billy doesn't get it? Did you mutter neither does Dan? Did I hear that come out of the side of your mouth? Absolutely. By the way, if you did play it back, Stugots did not mention

Art Briles in his own signature move at the end of weekend observation. I'm tired Dan Monday thanksgiving weekend. We've been working for 90 minutes so far this week after four days off. I'm tired. I can't handle it. That's the reason some of us 90 minutes. You know, others, you know, two hours, two and a half hours. God bless football. Check it out of Max. It's not a max. Let's play this sound. Can we because the Alabama Auburn game I really thought you have to understand at this point I just watch Alabama games for no other reason than to check in to see if they're losing. There's

no other reason that I want to watch anything associated with Alabama. I've had my fill over the last 10 to 15 years. Do they have to be losing weights? Like if they're losing in the first half. All of a sudden, what was happening is I was in a dog, I was in a dark parking lot, okay? Outside of a dog park, finding on satellite radio, the Alabama Auburn game, and I'm not even watching.

They're just keep going backwards, backwards. it's fourth and goal at the 31 surely they're not gonna win another game like they did with two a million years ago on fourth and a million yards and then it's corner of the end zone and Milro this is him after the game understandably excited listen to what he says you usually don't get it this way. Give me the Heisman. Give me that MFR is what he's yelling coming off of the field. It was a Heisman moment, was it not? It was. It was a great moment to have that iron bowl conclude the regular season of the SEC on CBS. They'll also have the title game.

But that was actually a moment. I'm embarrassed to reveal this. I kind of got misty watching a commercial for Home Depot because they wrapped in a sponsor to all these great moments for the SEC on CBS. That moment built by the Home Depot. And I mean, say what you want about the SEC, overrated, properly rated, underrated, what have you.

It has been the marquee conference over the last 20 years of college football. And beyond that, CBS's coverage of the conference extends beyond that too, but there've been so many great memorable college football moments. And the SEC 330 game is always going to be a fixture on the college football calendar, ESPN paid millions

upon millions for it. But it's of a time. And that time is ended. football calendar, ESPN paid millions upon millions for it. But it's of a time. And that time is ended. And I got kind of emotional watching that game. During a home depot, commercial. During the home depot, because they showed all these, what part of the commercial?

All these great, all the kick six miracle. Oh, wow. All the great SEC moments, I think they should have leaned into a little bit more of Johnny football's upset at Tuscaloosa because I mean, Sioux Gats does it. It's not a bit because he's a Northeast Center that barely pays attention to college football. The bar is do it against Bama. And I think they have earned that. Well, people have done it against Bama only a handful of times and usually it's at 330

window on CBS. So I got a little missy here and them say goodbye. No one that's kind of different channel now though. You don't count what Paul's all changing with these mega conferences. And I know it's gonna be on a different channel, but it's also like it was kind of just weird saluting Mizzou and Texas A&M kind of like they had to.

I mean, they're late, I kinda late to this party, you know. You got emotion. It means barrier. It should be on CBS though, I feel means barrier. It should be on CBS though. I feel like always. It should be on with Vern. Vern.

Yes. I don't set a 433. It's 403. But it's a perfect, it's a perfect send off to that, to that whole coverage, the iron bull. And it feeling like it mattered and having an all-time ending to a series that, it only seems like the crazy games are at Auburn too. Like that's a great equalizer between the two teams.

The crazy shit only happens when it's at Auburn. Put it on the pole, please, Jude. Are we still making verns? Jaylin's not even the best quarterbacking Jaylin in the conference. Correct. Because Jayden Dan. No, I would say he is because Jayden is the other person's name. Yes. Jalen in the conference, correct? Because Jalen Daniel. Jaden Dan. No, I would say he is because Jaden is the other person's name.

Oh, yes. Yeah, it's fine. That starts with J maybe. Did you guys see what the stat was on Daniel's, what he's doing, per snap, per snap? No. It's more than 10 yards per snap. Wow.

Yeah, he's great. I mean, he's gonna win the Heisman. If they were undefeated, it'd be a slip. He's not gonna win the Heisman. You. Yeah, he's great. I mean, he's going to win the Heisman if they were undefeated to be a Slayer. He's not going to win the Heisman. You don't think he will? No, I think that there's a Heisman elimination game going down on Friday between Penex and

Bonyx. Although Penex tried to inconspicuously leave that game, but he left in a cloak. He seemed hurt. He seemed injured. It was very odd, but Bony's a odds on favorite to win. Mike J. Daniels is having a historical season. And like Lucy's sitting here telling me and Billy every week,

he's the best player in the country. Should that player win the award? I would spite the record. There are, I mean, Tim Tibo did win a Heisman trophy with Florida, with being like the similar offensive output in that he was their entire offense and they didn't have a good year that year that year that he won that. I would say that Mazorati Morv is probably the best player in the nation, but he's not going to be in a conference championship game. He's not going to get that spotlight. A spotlight that Jay

and Daniels also will not get. That's why I friday or again versus washington it comes down to bonix and pennics have you heard of a stat like that in your life every snap the guy is taking is a first down he is averaging every time he takes a snap producing more than ten yards of play that is not uh... something that i've seen are they nine and three i mean it's all bad defense, isn't it? Like, it's, it's, it's only so many first downs you can get. What's that saying?

That is you would think. Yeah. You would think that is a bit of a riddle there. That it doesn't sound like they're getting stopped very often. It does sound like if, if you're averaging 10 yards of snap, you should basically be scoring every time I feel like. What am I missing?

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Because he was not He was not the fun substitute teacher who wheel wheel out a TV and play a VHS tape or Armageddon in science class. He was the weird one who would eat an ex-salad sandwich while clipping his toenails into the trash can and ranting about Ronald Reagan. Stugats! The guy kept talking about how his ass was smooth. smoother than a newborn's cheek.

He wouldn't stop bragging about his bare buttocks to me. This is the Don Lebat show with this two cats. Put a little quit on Tyree's Halliburton to win MVP. Really? I mean, he's a huge underdog in it, but I still think that he's been really good. I read something where his coach said he might be the best player in the NBA. And I was like, bull shit. And then I watched him and he took a leap. I was trying to see if I can bet on him to be most improved player. And you can't do that because he's always kind of been good. I think it was an all-star last year.

He was great last year. But I don't think they do that enough where they take players that were very clearly good. And they took a gigantic superstar step, and that's what Halliburton's done. His shot is so awkward though, that it makes you feel like, he's not that good. And then you see just never misses, and you're like, oh, I guess the awkward shot. You works.

You can't win an MVP though on that team unless you're sort of Russell Westbrook averaging a triple double all season, correct? Because I do think a lot of people listening to this are not watching paecers basketball and they're not watching the range that that human being has i just had to look up uh... i mean if you if you look at the eastern conference and have just been like i don't care about the in-season tournament there's nothing that they can do

in this port to make me pay attention wall football seasons going on. I'll come around in the spring. Well, if you look at the standings right now, you'll be mighty confused as to how the Orlando Magic are second in the conference and how the Pacers are the five seed right now. Everybody in the Eastern Conference right now is within four and a half games of one another from top seed to play it. It's crazy in the East. So I guess Halliburton's path is take advantage

of a really tight conference and somehow finish a top it, which isn't outside the realm of possibility. But Dan is right. Like a guy on that team never wins the MVP. It's kind of like what we were saying last segment with Jayden Daniels. He's not going to win the Heisman because of the team he's on.

Although you did have Andre Dawson with it all the MVP in baseball on a last place. Cubs team. It did have I put there not a bad team. They're they're they have a winning record. They're just a couple of games away from being the top scene. I think it's going to be hard to catch boss and this here. But Haliburr, I'm I'm making the argument for my future tickets. So don't nuke it.

I love how you have them a few games away from being a top seed and they're right above the heat and you were heckling Jeremy before the show about the heater just a play in team. Locked in. Play in team. I mean look, I'm standing right next to each other and you're like, Pacer's looking good. He playing. There's something to be said for beating teams that are worse than you on paper and the

Miami Heat did that. They did that for about a month and they were feeling pretty cocky. Well, their schedule is going to get mighty tough here and the second it starts getting hard they they started dropping games the answer your question on the orlando magic they like minnesota are playing number one defensive efficiency type of basketball it's very hard to score against them but i don't believe a lot of people are watching or carrying about what is largely

regional basketball in Orlando and Indiana. Here are four of the top teams, according to record, the four top teams, two top teams in the West, two top teams in the East. Two top teams in the East, Boston, we all figured they'd be there. Number two, Orlando, as we mentioned. Number one and two in the West, Minnesota Oklahoma City Oklahoma City's fun so is Minnesota So the magic Oklahoma City's got some problems. Yeah, the magic can't be fun I can't believe it. I haven't watched a second-room play can't be fun. They got a star player

Bon cherro and because name is they got a couple of bonkers cut it up. They got Sugs. They got Cole Anthony They're a good deep-deam'm calling again. Yeah, fantasy too. I am also, he's got Google open. Speaking of gambling, the total number in the Iowa game this weekend was 25. 25 points. It finished 13 to 10 with two blocked field goals. It was pacing again though.

It was in the first half, it was 10, seven, and you're like, clearly they'll go over 25. No. How is that possible that the last, the number keeps getting lower. I've never seen a number as low as 25. I'm assuming it's weather. Nope, it's just Iowa.

I didn't realize the game started so early, so I missed it. I've bet all of them all year. I missed this one. I was feeling good about missing it at 17 points, and's just Iowa. I didn't realize the game started so early, so I missed it. I bet all of them all year, I missed this one. I was feeling good about missing it at 17 points, and then it hit. I've done this a couple times watching Iowa this season, where I'm watching them play, and I'm like, it must be sub-zero temperatures over there

because of just how they look and move. I mean, their quarterback looks like he's wearing seven layers. They do, they look like they need WD-40 as an offense. They only have tight ends. I mean, well, he's tight on layers. They do, they look like they need WD 40 as an offense. They only have tight ends. I mean, well, he's tight on you. It's true. Well, they got a punter. They were known as a punter.

Oh, yes, they do. The overrunner for the Big Ten Championship game right now is 35 and a half. Like Michigan's going to score that on their own, right? Yeah, they showed a graphic during the game, which locally was kicked to my 33, because they had to make room for the dolphin game I'm like this is a perfect game for my 33 and they showed like the 10 lowest totals in college football history They're all I won 2023 and the ones that aren't just future military academies. They are in the service academy genre of scoring output

academies, they are in the service academy genre of scoring output. Well said, Billy, you were physically yawning as Mike talked, giant, uh, I mean, it was talking Iowa. It wasn't him. It was Iowa. I, I believe that I will football talk. I will football watching them. I will football being in your neighborhood will create narcolepsy. Tell me just that he's never seen a second of I would I weep to second of my life while I have the under it's magical it's great you're like better for that they're always have the

ball in like the middle of the field it's always third and eight and then they putt I'm telling you have the under it's good down. No I'm saying it's third and eight and then they don't get it. I wouldn't put it down. I wouldn't put it down. I'm telling you, you have the under it. I'm going down. No, I'm saying it's 38 and then they don't get it. I wouldn't put it down. I wouldn't put it down. You wouldn't put it down. That's the thing. I would not put it past them. Not too far. I'm kind of low key obsessed with Iowa football and just bringing Lucy onto our staff has

made that even more of a thing. But I, I, I read it, who, which is a largely terrible place, but they discovered that Lucy is on the the tax layer gator bowl website. If you go there, and I asked Lucy about it, she confirmed that it's her and that she's been up there for seven years, that they just haven't updated this photo of her in the stands for the tax layer bowl. The Pittsburgh Steelers play offense somewhat like this to God. And the reason I say this isn't the best time to say it because yesterday

they did have a 400 yard game where they outpaced the other teams offense for the first time this season. They still scored 16 points. That's correct. They had more than 400 yards for the first time in 58 games. I saw that stat. They were also 34, 23 and one in those 50 games. It's the offensive age of football. 58 games in several seasons. It keeps winning though. There's some Rothblast Burger in, I think. That seems impossible. That's several seasons of We Can't Put Up a 400-yard game. And again, they did it yesterday and didn't score any point, but Browning has that burrow vibe. You squint?

Do you have an all-squint team? Of course I do. This is so exciting. All right. What are we calling this the James Winston Memorial Memorial Laysick's memorial all-squinting. Yeah, how are the Steelers seven and four? Let's let's play the video here before we get to the all-squint team. I love this video Let's play the video of James Winston being maximum. James Winston on the sidelines as Derek Car, again, no touchdowns for Derek Car. That's happened twice this season.

There was a stat line earlier this season for Camara that was 13 catches, 33 yards. I wish I knew what point the game this is. Is this after an interception? I know exactly what it is. Ludacris is coming down from the ceiling and it started the clip. So this is while Ludacris is coming down,

James said, you know what? Not enough things are going on. Oh yeah, you can see that. Ludacris is dangling. Like, why is this going on? How do you shine the fire up, Derek? See, this makes it less funny for me because if it was like after an interception

because you see his head dips, he kind of has this thing of thing of like James. Please not now, but it's pregame So it kind of makes sense pregame. I wish it was after an interception. Oh, there's ludicrous definitely in the background Yeah, there are cards looks like he doesn't want to hear any of it Why how tired are you if it looks up at him and then his head drops he can wear you out then I mean But you know that's every day, right? Like that's every day that's going on. And it can be about really anything. Yeah.

It, it looks like Taffer from, from Bar Rescue, the way that he's moving around the plant to talk to him. You can be talking about the season finale of Loki right now. You can be talking about anything. And Derek's trying to give him the energy, kind of like nodding, just like, yeah just like yeah man I appreciate this but it's like dude please Tony how many people are on your

Jamis Winston Lasex Memorial all squint team six vanilla lie to one more time it's the best he's just has something about him that makes everybody smile at this point. It's incredible. Except Derek Carte. Derek Carte. I would hate to be around this. And then they showed the credits,

but then called the personality head and see him, punk came out. I said, you can't do it. So at Complex Sports, tweeted this video out with a caption that I don't think is true, but I don't know where they are saying that James Winston is rapping to ludicrous

as this is going on. No way. Which I think makes sense on it. Derek Hard made want even less. Hey, you know, so it makes me want to know what song. Well, is it a movie? It's a song when he was to move. Move.

Get out the way. That's not what's happening. That is what ludicrous came down to. That can't be true. Billy, listen to what's your fantasy? Billy, are you, are you, uh, complex is saying this, I don't know. I was gonna, I was gonna joke, maybe he's seeing this song,

but complex beat me to it, and I don't know if that's true or not. It'd be more explainable if it were. We're from the bed down, down, down, down to the floor. But you really, you really think that, that dare cars your audience, like if anyone on that team, you think dare cars the one that wants to hear it, James? Where are you Tony on, O-L-I?

Let's start. This is, can you give us? Yes, the list I'll explain it for you. So if you squint, you can kind of see something in this quarterback. It's a list of all quarterbacks. James Winston, all memorial squint team. We'll start off in the O-L-I.

That chocolate chocolate, make it melt. We'll start off in the O-L-I, we're a guy that kind of, if memorial squint team. We'll start off in the OLI. The chocolate, chocolate, make it melt. We'll start off in the OLI, we're a guy that kind of, you squint, kind of looks like Joe Burrow, Jake Browning. If you squint, the vibes are there. They're both white. If you squint, they're there. I mean, this one.

That's not true. This is a good squint. The broadcaster says, he did say he had a burr, they spent a lot of time on whether or not he had a vibe like Joe Burrow. And then the announcer walked it back. He's like, I'm not comparing him to Joe Burrow, but the vibe is there. The vibe is similar.

And if you squint, kind of feel a little Joe Burrow. And number five, the passing Paisano. Tommy DeVito. Should it be Paisano or Paisan? Put it on the pole at LeBittar show. Paisano Paisano. You got to just throw at Levitade show. Pizon or Pizon? You gotta just throw one of these out there. Though this list is crappy quarterbacks.

It's not crappy quarterbacks. You have to squint. It's quarterbacks if you squint, you can kind of see something. And Tommy DeVito, you can kind of see something. You can really squint them. Yeah. Number four.

Aiden O'Connell. Oh, Aiden. Where's the fanfare? The list kind of falls apart without a fanfare. I'm sorry, I was just looking at what? I'm sorry, I was looking at what's your fantasy lyrics. Number three, it feels like the list I said. Tyson Bajin, if you squint,

there's something there in Tyson Bajin. There's something there. Yeah. I thought it was Beijing. And not the person, special agent. I mean, doesn't matter, just go like this. No, that's for Tommy Desson, passing Paison. Say what?

Or Paison, it depends. Beijing gets scoot too. Good player, if you squint, there's something. Yeah, if's for Tommy. That's a passing pison say what or pison will depends. Beijing it's good to Good player if you if you squint. Yeah, none of these are good players if you squint though That's the thing then you keep forgetting. Yeah, they're not good when your eyes are open They've been up. You're that good, but when you squint you're like huh? Oh, it's sudden No, I mean, if you know seven touchdowns, three hundred sevens this year. Number two, champagne with my campaign. Let me do my damn thing. What's my name?

What's my name? That's my favorite. He was popping. Number two is Will Levin. It's obviously, he's squinted. He looks like Damirino. And number one, number one, the commander squinted real hard. And so you know what?

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