The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: Thanks For Joining Us

Episode Date: October 3, 2023

Ron Magill joins the show to discuss all things animal kingdom including turtles in a pool, bears getting dap, Billy's rat problem, and more. Then, we have a song for the Greg Cote Show and Chris has an awkward moment with Jaime Jaquez Jr. and Tony. Plus, Stu's had enough Pete Carroll, and Billy had one of the worst beats you've ever heard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffeine's Network. This is the Don't Levitage Show with the Stugat's Podcast. Hey, Billy, how you doing? I'm good. How are you? Good, man. Good. Ron, I have a couple questions for you this week.

Too many, if anything. I live for them. I live for your questions, Billy. Well, you're not going to be super proud of me or happy with me after I ask you this first one. I'm wondering if chimpanzees are lactose intolerant for a specific reason? I am sure that there are chimpanzees that

are lactose intolerant. For the same reasons, humans would be lactose intolerant. Understand that chimpanzees are 98.8% genetically identical to human beings. They're more closely related to us than they are to gorillas. So it would only be common sense for me to think that they would experience many of the same intolerance technologies that we assume it's an experience. Well, the reason that I asked is because I was at Zoom Miami over the weekend, and I saw chimpanzee asking a patron to throw them an ice cream cone. Like very specifically was reaching out with their hand,

asking for the ice cream cone, asking asking and then started motioning to throw the ice cream to the person. And I hate to report to you, I saw the person toss them the ice cream to the person. And I hate to report to you, I saw the person toss them the ice cream cone. And then the chimpanzee started eating the ice cream and then I was put in a really uncomfortable position. I didn't know what to do and I walked away. So, is that monkey gonna be okay?

Well, first of all, remember it's not a monkey bill. Monkeys have to have tails, if they don't have a tail, they're in eight apes and monkeys are very different. So chimps are not monkeys, they're apes. The chimp, I'm happy to say right now that I know if she's okay or he's okay depending which one got it. But at the end of the day when you give human food to animals like that, especially processed

foods like ice cream and candy and things like that, listen, these animals are very smart. They learn very quickly that they can do behaviors and affect beg for food and the people fall for it right away. So the chip is training the people to do something to his benefit. It doesn't mean it's good for the chip. People say, well, why the chip has to be good for the chip? Well, why would your kid ask for a bag of 100 twizzlers at one time? Because it's sugar and they get addicted to it and they like it just like people do. So that's why we tell people that's not please do not beat these animals. You think

you're doing them a favor and you're really doing them with the service and could be making them sick. I don't know. She may have had the runs for the next two days. I don't know. This chimped out of thirst for ice cream. I could tell you that right now. What is that? I got a thirst for ice cream. Does it mean it's good for me? Well, it makes me wonder if maybe some of the zookeepers maybe yourself are giving the chimps a myoscrime on the downwind. I've never given a chimp ice cream, but that's not to say and I'm not going to lie here, there's not to say that sometimes we use some of these maybe not so healthy foods to get them to maybe take a medication they need to take or to make them feel better. You know, it's a comfortable type thing,

but we certainly don't give it in any kind of, you know, great amount because it could do them damage. It's the same thing, you know, you're normal pets, you shouldn't be giving your household pets a lot of these processed sugary human foods. What is the exhibit that you've experienced this issue with the most, where the patrons are trying to give food to the animals? It's most likely the chimpanzees, the grillas, any of the primates, people looking because

the primates learn very quickly. They'll start doing like what Billy says. They'll put their hand out. Oh, please, feed me, feed me. Oh, yeah, the do all kinds of things are basically training the people to give them something that they want. So, they're very intelligent that way and that's what we have most of the issues. The other issue we have is in places like the alligator and crocodile pens where people don't

do it necessarily to feed them but to get animals to move. You know, they throw things in, oh, that's not a real alligator, that's not a real crocodile. And then they throw something in there to see if they can get a reaction. Unfortunately, sometimes that causes these animals to swallow those things. We've actually had to do surgery to remove some of these items from these animal stomachs. Ron, I have a question. My friend John, his daughter found a little baby turtle swimming in their pool.

Now, he was able to get the turtle out, but he was asking me to ask you what he should do with the turtle. His daughter wants to keep the turtle. He's asking, do I re-release this turtle into the wild? Do I take it to canal? What should you do in that situation when you find a baby turtle?

And you have no idea where it came from swimming in your pool? Well, the most likely, you know, origin for that turtle is it came out of hatched out of a nest that said, I would suspect that that pool is somewhere near a canal or a lake or somebody of water that's not too far away. Turtles have to come out of the water to lay their eggs. That lay their eggs unsure once the eggs hatch out, these turtles kind of instinctively head to where the closest body of water is. This baby turtle ended up in the pool there.

The best thing to do is to take that baby turtle and then put it back in the closest body of water. Again, assuming that somebody didn't put some exotic turtle pet in your pool, it's most likely some type of native animal that just hatched out, went into the wrong body of water, do not keep it as a pet because, first of all, there's a law against keeping baby turtles as pets because they are

a big conduit for salmonella. So when you handle these turtles, they can transmit salmonella to you and anybody who's had salmonella knows it's a horrible, horrible thing to have. So you don't want to keep that as a pet. The other thing I have to understand is these animals are long-lived. Turtles can live 30, 40, 50 years, even more. So when you get an animal like this, it's not a novelty item. Say, I'm going to keep it for a couple of years then, what am I going to do with it, or

it's going to die soon now. It may die soon because you don't know how to take care of it, but you don't want that to happen either. Ron, and my final question is, I have discussed with you my bird feeder in the past. We got a bird feeder for my daughter, and it was attracting, cardinals, it was attracting blue jazze, they were finally coming, we were very excited about it. But the most recent animal that is attracted is a rat, and the rat comes, and it was attracting, cardinals was attracting, bluges, they were finally coming, we were very excited about it. But the most recent animal that is attracted is a rat, and the rat comes and it eats all of the food

from the bird feeder. Now, I want to put more food for the birds to come back, but I do not want this rat to come back, but also I don't want to kill this rat. So what can I do to make sure that only the birds are eating the bird food and not this rat that I don't want to kill. You kind of want to put like what I call a cone of shame. You get a stainless steel

phalange or flair and you put it on the pole. So when he's kind of come up he can go around that that kind of you know it's like when you put a cone of shame on a dog after he's had surgery so he can bite the wound or lick the wound that's trying to heal. They make these types of things. You can put it on the pole itself leading up to the bird feeder so that the rat cannot get there. Well hypothetically, let's say I put it on my front window because I wanted my daughter to see it in suction cups. What do I do there? I have to kill that rat.

You got a fat rat problem because you don't have a way to run. I hate to say it, but I have to find creative. You mainly extinguish the rat. What the hell are the cats in my neighborhood doing? Because they're always running around in the yard driving the dogs crazy. But then when I actually need a cat to do something worthwhile and get this rat, there's nowhere to be found.

Where are the cats uh... you know what uh... for my point i wish the cats just stay locked inside because instead of killing the rats they're killing many more birds and other native wildlife that they shouldn't be killing so i'm not a big fan of catch roaming free food neighborhoods run i want to read you a sentence and you tell me why this is important what the hell are you wearing kody i didn't even know that was new. Jesus, Christmas.

In the Terry styles. Harry. It's Harry's style. Oh, I get it. This is this whole, uh, no. Jimmy, fuck this thing. Okay, I got it. Big fan of my amazzo.

Jimmy, fuck it. Jimmy, fuck it. What are you talking about? Go ahead, man. Ask your question, alright. Roger. Okay, Ron. Here's the sentence.

Tell me why it's important. In the first rescue, under the big cat public safety act a text this couple was charged with selling protected wildlife including an attempt to sell a jaguar uh... cub well it's important because there's a huge black market for these exotic cats and we've all heard the stories of lines and tigers getting out people being mauled or maimed and even killed by these animals that people are keeping his pets

so now they're put some a law into place where they can put some teeth in the law to set these folks as an example saying, this is something you cannot do. These animals do not make good pets. Everybody wants to hold a baby jaguar, a baby tiger, a baby lion. They don't realize they're going to grow up. The animal's probably going to be destined to be killed anyway. And that's a horrible, horrible thing to do. So I'm glad that there's a law in place now that I can put some teeth in the law, and these people,

unfortunately, are the first examples to show that this law can be put into effect and you can prosecute. Would this law have prevented the Tiger King phenomenon from ever happening? Absolutely. Absolutely would have prevented the Tiger King phenomenon. Yes. Ron is the Tiger King phenomenon was a catalyst to getting this law into effect. Ron is fat bear a week. All the bears are prepared for hibernation getting bigger and fattening. So is up. Can you give some suggestions for people who would like to view the bears as they get fat?

Well, just understand. Just keep your distance. They respect the bear. You know, don't turn and run if you see a bear. Bears are becoming a little bit more common now in the state of Florida. There's estimated to be over 4,000 bears in our state. And you know, they're curious animals. They're opportunistic feeders. If you leave your garbage out, if you leave your dog food out, they're going to be drawn there. They have an incredible sense of smell. Do not think they're coming to kill you. They're just coming to get some food. You know, report a sighting to FWC, Florida Wildlife Commission, and you know, keep yourself safe. Keep your distance. Don't try to get a picture. Don't try to get a selfie. Don't be flippin' stupid. Just lead the bare alone. It wants nothing to do with you. They're trying to fatten up.

They don't go into hibernation here in Florida. In Florida, they're basically, they'll slow down. They'll fatten up because a lot of their food becomes less available in the winter months. The berries aren't growing. A lot of the food that they eat, but they kind of go into more of a torporid state where they just kind of shut down a little bit, just for a couple of months, but they'll remain active. You can see bears in Florida throughout the year. The Marlins play at the Phillies tonight. It's going to be a hostile crowd, not as hostiles it could have been last week if someone had

gotten in with their emotional support alligator to a Phill's game. That was a thing that actually happened. And let's go ahead and roll the B-roll there on the name of the emotional support alligator is Wally. Wally has more than 100,000 followers on TikTok, but denied entry to a Philly's game last week. I don't know what ranks is the dumbest of the emotional support animals that you've ever experienced, but this seems like a pet-tamed alligator. How dumb is this? It's very dumb. It's very dumb. Yeah, granted this thing is quote unquote,

tame and you know, who's to say if that thing, not just in one set and he's been put in their head by their face. These people are the definition of stupid. Okay, that animal has no tape on his mouth, nothing like that. Something could frighten that animal. It could lunge it. But he's hugging him.

But he's hugging him, Ron. While he's hugging him, yeah. The alligator's giving a hug. Okay, all right, listen guys, that is just stupid. And this is one of these things, another reason why, things like TikTok are kind of like the downfall of a society because people are just looking at it. Here we go, here we go, put her on the phone. Animal with 100,000 followers, okay.

100,000 followers because this is an animal, like the animal's checking is freaking social media page. And Alina has a brain brain the size of a walnut. Put it on the pole, please. He's never met Wally. He's is the flipping tick-tock at the end of civilization. As you know it, flipping, by the way, put this on the pole as well. Has anyone under a hundred years old ever used a flipping to replace a curse word.

The last video I want to show you is of a bear and a back scratcher that has been placed. I think in the wild where a bear finds it's not supposed to be a back scratcher. I don't think, but it's how it's being used to rub his hind parts in a way that suggests profound delight here. It made me happy to see this video. Let's play this video for Ron, please. We had a panda video ready to go. Okay, there's a bit.

That is not what I wanted, but regardless, thank you Ron for being on with us. Appreciate the time. Thank you, sir you Ron for being on with us. I appreciate the time. Thank you sir. We'll talk to you later. Have a good one guys. Take care. Is that a fine? I mean.

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Subscribe today at publicmobile.ca. Different is calling. calling Don Lebatard. Let's go to uh 80 Wow, I think Billy typed an eight instead of a B five's a clear is day Stugatz number eight It's Chris Connor on the line CC. This VCC Don Limita's show with his two guts. Did you see what Deandre Aitman said, Stugas, I don't think of him as a quote machine. In fact, I'm a little bit confused in general

by Deandre Aitman because in a game seven, where they needed him, they lost at home by 50 in a game where he seemed indifferent and his problems with management felt like they had seeped into general unhappiness playing for Phoenix. I gotta be honest, I'm not certain I've ever heard Deandre Aighton speak. Deandre Aighton looks much older than his actual age. He has looked 40 like Caldwell Jones and Grandville waiters since he was 21 But he was asked what he brings to Portland and he says I am bringing domination I

go by Domin Lucy Lucy what happened? Lucy, Lucy, what happened? That's right, man. Really, yeah. That's good. Oh, that's good. Lucy, Lucy, what happened? I would have preferred that laughter on microphone.

You hurt your neck, your face is Bobby Patrino, is I don't have on microphone that's on. So I can't hear your laughter. You think it's that bad from Deandre Aiden. Look, I didn't have my mic on because I didn't think it would be that bad. That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Oh my God.

I hope my face isn't getting red. The dumbest. I kind of like that one. Domin Aten? I am good. I am not a thirded before. He is bringing domination to Portland. He is Domin Aten.

That sounds like the name of a rap song. The kid from your high school puts that on SoundCloud. Put it on the poll, please, Juju. Does Domin Aiton sounds, sound like the kid from high school's SoundCloud rap video? Can I please, before we go any further, because I need to get to the awkward ending, I keep hearing about between Chris

Cody and a member of the Miami. We're not to get to that. Yesterday, we're going to get to it because you successfully executed earlier in the show with Skip Schumacher, a not awkward ending where he said, I love you first, you said I love you to and it's the first time that you have exchanged I love you with a guest in a way that wasn't awkward but before we get to that I am told and I'm scared of what I'm asking for here I am told that a song has been made either about Greg Cody or for the Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody podcast with I am told that we have a good song but I never know with our crew whether a good song is a good song or it's a good song because it's a bad song. So let's hear what we have here. That he's really old And his hair reminds me

That he's past his prime Some shameless promotion Just in time On anyones from the end And back in my day that he rode His fists and said he's a clown I can't stand just promote Once a change my brush was made But I can't even just promote Once a shamed-mouth rush was made

But he can't even fix himself He's making den in the same All he can say is He's my new podcast Read my article And my podcast is The Greg Cody show And ited the Greg Cody show And it's with Greg Cody

It's about myself Some shameless promotion All myself Was it those ones? You got choked on peanuts You saw him go in and down But he never realized That's just choking with no water

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Stugots is only commentary is your feet are really wide. Those things have lived, man. I could hear them breathing. Right. The Cody Matters, you know, bad buttons here. Go sit on the therapy couch. Just sit out of here on general prints. Get to the therapy couch. Don't want you in here anymore. But let me celebrate the apple that has fallen not too far. We don't have to.

The rock feel like we had enough Cody this segment. We can move on to something else. The rock and tree, can you please get me toning from the other room? I would like to hear. Bad to worse. Yes, thank you. I know. These are my choices in general on Tuesday. Bad to worse. Yes, thank you. I know. These are my choices in general on Tuesday.

Bad to worse. It will say on I will die on a Tuesday. And that's what it'll say on the tombstone. What's up, Denno? Or my options. Don't he's here. What happened, Tony, with Chris Cody, and who was this interaction with that you delighted in the awkwardness at heat media day front? I won't Chris actually say his name because Chris can't pronounce his name. And who was this interaction with that you delighted in the awkwardness at Heat Media Day from? I won't Chris actually say his name because Chris can't pronounce his name. That's the problem. Jaime Hakez Jr., what are you talking about?

Wow, you look at that. He said Hamez, like 12 times yesterday. I was terrified of it yesterday. I was like Tony, you got that one. He said Hakez, Hamez. I was like, you can just go one quick that if you wanna go that way. Well done, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. But what is the interaction that we're throwing into here? So we talked to Hi-Mehwaka's junior a new rookie for the Miami Heat and cool guy. We were talking to him Chris had a setup so me and him are on the opposite sides and the players in the middle and Chris has been looking at his laptop. He's got his phone. He's asking questions. We're having a great interview And then all of a sudden I'm talking to Hi-Meh. I'm looking at him. I see Chris out of the corner of my eye go to his phone where he's got his questions He's looking at his phone. I'm like, okay Chris has the next one. We know we got a rap. He's landing this baby

I'm like all right floors yours buddy and then all right Well, we will hear this together Chris your level of show my excuses now or after I just I want to know your level of shame Like how bad it was horrific. It was I was trying to multitask I was like I don't want to give my excuse on the front end I want you to just watch it let's play this embarrassment all right I'm gonna be awkward man I'll be okay okay sure to no shirt I don't know I would be depends on which I like the Jason the law I'm in maybe no shirt get the guns out if you get a pump in before you have to get a pump in before that's an

everything all right dude thanks for joining us thanks that was awkward miss the ending I was like when you check your phone I was like oh he's got something on my way out from my boys my guys panicking there's a lot going on okay I have a rep I have a way out from my boys. My guy's panicking here, sorry. There is a lot going on. Okay, I have a rep. I have a rep wrapping it up.

I have Adnan on a bleeping zoom because I'm doing 17 million things around this company. I'm trying to run a zoom with Adnan. So what Tony saw me reaching was trying to make sure Adnan was letting his guest in, wall conducting an interview, wall getting the rap sign. And I just was, all right, man. And I ended up with a shake.

It was embarrassing. Please can we never play air that? The part that was so good though, was that Chris had just looked at his phone, where he had been looking for notes. That was added to it. He looked at the computer, looked at his phone, I guess was checking the internet,

trying to figure it out with sort of a bird's eye view from behind them. It was the funniest thing, because I could see Tony seeing Chris and the moment Tony checked out where he was like, oh, it's obvious. Chris has this to wrap us up. And you can hear in the audio and see in the video, Hakez just sort of like, all right, well nobody's going to me.

So I'm gonna keep talking until they ask me the next question and that's, all right, well, thanks for joining us. It was so bad. And no completion of the sentence. There are dangers in just thinking generally at any point in your life. And I'm sure his wife could speak to this Chris has got this right now it's just

it's just defense though Dan goodbyes could be a very dangerous and tricky game they could be I mean they're awkward at times you never know I mean you put up a fist he doesn't it's a tricky game okay having you know having to be hairy sounds like this At first I wasn't sure about it, but it's blowing up. You know what? My agent just texted me. They're wanting me to become like a Harry Styles impersonator. The visual of him at the therapy couch doing it is funny. I thought he was gonna do it as Harry Styles in that terrible British accent of his, but perhaps you will be hearing more of Greg Cody's therapy. Hello. You know, hello. This is the, I've

got to perfect my British accent because when I go on stage as Harry Styles, he's once again reacting to the show. Yeah, okay. This is not working and in general, he's... I think this is going great. I'd also say, I like this to be a message to everybody out there who doesn't want to complete punishments as your commissioner. Look what happens when you do it. It works out swimmingly, his agent's calling him, he wants to be a Harry Styles impersonator. So there you go, pay off your punishments gang, please.

Thank you, lad. I have a bad headache from this next race, so I would not agree. Well, you're doing this for fun, this is a cow. That's not funny, Billy Lucy, I'd prefer to talk to you because Greg Cody is fundamentally useless and doing best to band options What a melancholy

He's never heard that song in his life He has never heard that song. I asked him if he knew what bands that Harry Styles was in before he went solo and his guess was in sync He's not doing therapy. All he's doing is the show in his head that no one would be interested in that he always wants to do for Everybody in his head that no one would be interested in that he always wants to do for everybody. I'm gonna about a watermelon sugar high that kind of thing. The bus truck. Chris. You're right Harry.

You and I are the only ones who have the unique experience of knowing what it's like to corral someone who thinks he's more talented than he is. You know it. like to corral someone who thinks he's more talented than he is actually you're right billy god bless football is also something that has that particular reflection you're absolutely right with harry styles i'm i've just texted my agent back i want to be the opening act for harry styles i feel like we're gonna bring him a whole new audience you know we're gonna bring in the older crowd

i'd like that microphone to be turned off forever i don't want to go back to that i i don't want to push my luck we've gotten what we're going to get it is the show he wants to do not the show we want to do and i will accept what he's given me which is very little but but more than the average Tuesday all right that'll do get back in the studio I don't want him back I want you take a one-minute reprieve from everything that that is just I want you take them. I don't want. I want a one minute reprieve from everything that that is just a one lock the door. It's coming back.

No, I don't want it. I don't want it. I do. Yes. Lock the door. And you know it. I don't think there's been a more obvious example of his deterioration than when he lazily goes to his catchphrases one after another because he has nothing and he's just kind of thing and you know it Brad well the Brad the Brad you have to listen to the Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody done the deep cut that the Brad I will say this again to new listeners the Brad is something he's been doing for many years out of the side of his lips and face on a burp. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha strike three you get down low. You got your hands behind the catcher. All right. The right arm goes up into the air Yeah, and then you finish it with a punch The right arm flings way up into the air

This is the down lebertar Show with the Stugats. Stugats came in here today with a take that I have not heard a whole lot. Stugats is always looking over the landscape to find where the place is, that he can distinguish himself by having opinions that others do not have. And after that game last night, He can distinguish himself by having opinions that others do not have. And after that game last night and after the general overachievement that everyone in the universe except amino hasen had about the Seattle Seahawks being quarterbacked by Gino Smith, Stugots came in here today after that victory on the road by Seattle and said enough with

Pete Carroll. Well, I mean, enough with Pete Carol, the energy guy. I'll get to that in just a second because Pete Carol had a night last night. He was chewing the gum. He was walking up and down the sidelines. He was getting drew lock into a good mood, getting him ready to go into the game because Geno Smith went down. Here's my problem with Pete Carol.

You're 72 years old. I hate the energy guy who was 70 something years old. He's still doing sprints on the field with his team. He's still in the weight room every single day. Do me a favor. Stop running. Stop sprinting. Throwing the ball around.

Throwing the ball around. I can't stand that before the game. B 75. Seriously, having an early dinner, I mean, stop telling me about all the energy you have. I don't want to hear about it. He makes me feel terrible about myself. He does.

Wow. And he's totally selling it. Ever, and he had an isolated game last night. National TV, the cameras were on Pete Carroll non-stop. Now, he's one of the most underrated coaches in the history of sports. He really is. He won a Super Bowl, he won a couple

of national championships at USC. He should have won a second Super Bowl, but Pete Carroll, great coach, enough with the energy. Like shut the energy down. I am tired of him being in a good mood and him sprinting. I'm tired of him. Yeah. I have to admit, he does set an unreasonably high standard for older people like myself. Correct. When I see him sprinting 40 yards down a sideline, headset flying off his head, vapor trails, it's like, what are you doing?

Right. At your age. Slow down. Sit on a chair like Dion Sanders on a sideline. Coach Prime, what are you doing running during a game? You're trying to show up your athletes? You cannot run them. I don't know what these takes are. What do you mean? during a game? You're trying to show up your athletes? You cannot run them. I don't know what these takes are.

What do you mean? I don't know. It's just, it's not terrible. Why are we at the same age? Why are we at the same age? Why are we at the same age? Why are we at the same age? Carol, for being an enthusiastic,

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I mean, seriously. Yeah, really. It's all about him, you know, put the camera on me. That's what he's saying. When Drew Locke was in. Coming from you, Greg. Oh, you know, coming from me dressed like this is a bit ironic. It was a little something when Drew Locke went in, he went up to Greg. Oh, you know, coming from me dressed like this is a bit ironic.

It was a little something when Drew Locke went and he went up to him, had to make a big show about like, this is your moment, give the shoulder rub. Right, meanwhile, he chose Geno Smith over Drew Locke. I mean, get out of here. Ridiculous. Two years in a row now. But that worked out.

Yeah, well, that was not for Drew. Yeah, I don't like the coach who's so out front that he makes the game all about him. It's about the players, you know, that's why I don't like Jerry Jones on the sideline. You don't know your role. Get back in the background, stay in the shadows, let your players earn all the credit, you give them the money, they win the game, they are a great low bow segment.

There is no one more self involved in the media than Greg Cody. This criticism coming from him is amazing. But Dan, you're getting older, I mean, you like that guy, you like the guy who's shoving it in your face? We all are. I mean, what in my face? How is it going to be? How is it going to be?

Yes. Peef Carol's demeanor is something that I usually see celebrated. I don't think he's try hard. I think he's been this his entire life. I remember him as a Jets assistant coach, not a fake. A Jets assistant coach after a Pete Stoyanovich missed a field goal.

Pete Carroll's career started by making like a choke sign on Pete care, or I'm sorry, on Pete Stoyanovich when he missed a field goal. That's a positive, yeah. He's been since Plasteless. He's been since then someone who has a lot of energy and positivity. We should all hope to have that at 70. No.

Do you have to throw it in my face? Just dial it down a little bit. That's all. Yeah, Pete Carroll goes to life conveying the idea of a guy who plays pickleball. Nothing for sure. Nothing wrong with that. He's for sure plays pickleball. Yeah, but don't throw it in my face. Save it for the grand kids. Yeah, exactly. idea of a guy who plays pickleball. Nothing is wrong with that. He's a sure plays pickleball.

Yeah, but don't dominate my face. Save it for the grand kids. Yeah, exactly. We know. We can see that at the camera. It's not being thrown in your face. You're choosing to watch your channel that he's on. Now, well, I mean, the cameras are choosing to go to him.

Sounds like you just have to. You had the Giants last night. I did. Oh, Billy, Billy's got a bad beat. Billy's got a bad beat here. If you want to come in angry at something at the universe, at the cosmos, I am always surprised at how good the odds makers are putting the prop bet

over unders where it is that they put them because I cannot tell you over the last few years how many times I have lost a prop bet by half a yard. It happened to me with rushing and receiving for cook of the bills on Sunday and it happened with Jerry Judy as well. The bills running back was it like 79 yards and came in at 78 and a half or something like that. Jerry Judy came in under 52 and a half at 52. But Billy, the one that happened to Billy last night, this one hurts, this one's not what you're expecting. Billy, tell them this story.

Well, as you all know from listening to God Bless, football Monday hangover, we've been doing a thing called Billy's Bet's Big Board brought to you by and we're still waiting for a sponsor. So if there's anyone out there who wants a sponsor the segment and I'll give you three things that I Gang I don't live in a sports gambling state, but if I did These are bets that I may or may not feel strongly enough to be inclined to place some of my hard-earned money on You may or may not I may or may not depending on well again I don't live in a sports gambling state, but these are things that I may feel good about. Now, yesterday, I gave you the Seahawks minus two. I gave you Graham Gano over one and a half field goals,

which by the way, he should have easily gotten because his damn brain, Dave, I don't know what the hell he thinks he's doing out there. He thinks he's Brandon Staley, which you may very well be because Brandon Staley is another one that's a dope out there. I don't know what he's doing. You like Dave Ball. I do like him, but I need a Graham Ganota kick two field goals and every time it was fourth down he decided with Daniel Jones in his team he was going to get it. It was ridiculous. He had ample opportunities for Graham Ganota to get his two field goals.

We don't need to get into that because that's not the beat we're talking about. Even though that one was ridiculous because he should have three or four field goals in that game. The one that we're talking about that Dan referring to, Kenneth Walker III had over under 80 and a half yards combined rushing and receiving seemed like a lock. Rushing and receiving combined 80 and a half. He just needs to get 81 yards receiving and rushing combined. He had zero receiving yards yesterday, which was not very good. And then he had 83 rushing yards, which was great. Layed in the fourth quarter, put together this little drive. He was at like 40 yards

headed into the third and fourth quarter. It wasn't looking good. Got the 43 yards. He needed to surpass the 80 and a half yards, 83 yards. Billy was celebrating. He said, you know what? Two and one, not bad. Considering, you know, Brian Davos out here messing things up with Grand Gano. Until the next drive, we're Kenneth Walker III had a negative four yard run and finished the game with 70 yards. It shouldn't even be in the game, it shouldn't even be in the game, right?

Because... Going back to that. You're counting your money. I've never heard of you. You're counting your money. I don't know how these gambling sites work and we work on the network that size that. I feel like someone needs to say like,

hey, we had that one. It makes it even a worse beat because he also had I think a 73 yard that was called back. That was called back. That was a whole no. It was a wonder. Yeah, it does make it a wonder.

It does not make me wonder anything. What it does though. It makes it make you go. What it does, thank you. That reference would have been great about 25 years ago. And that reference would have been great about 25 years ago. So I would have been 25. Cineo Hall, 35 years ago.

You mentioned that already. You had it at the year 2000. Time flies. 45 years ago. Whenever our Cineo Hall was popular with the segment, it's more recent a reference than usually makes. Thank you. You don't know who our sinny oh hall is. No. I know who ours. Okay. Barely. Just because I think the bad beat is a brlorious even when it happens to you.

Now, it certainly depends on the amount of money involved. But I would say, Billy, that losing that way is worth losing the money because you've got the story to tell about the unexpected way that you lost when you were already counting your money. But Billy didn't bet his actual money. Yeah, I didn't bet. I think what he's worried about is that that people took his advice. Yeah, I'm not as forth gambling state. If you were, you may or may not have put your money on it.

Maybe. It was one of the, there was three that I was maybe feeling inclined to do so, and those were three of them. I do like tepid betting advice. That's a funny second. Well, if you, if you were somebody so desperate with money that you needed information and you decided to go get it

from Billy when he limps in tepidly, no. He's an authority. But Billy, you're a fraud. I wrote with an iron fist. You give gambling advice afraid. You're afraid that people are gonna take it and lose their money and you're going to do what you did last night, which is not only lose their money,

but break their heart with the loss of a bet that the money was already being counted. You know what I'm figuring out about gambling and the problem with it? The humans involved in it. They're the ones that mess absolutely everything up. The humans involved in the sports gambling. And what a great example from the weekend

when the Kansas City Chiefs cover nine and a half points if damn Patrick Maholins doesn't intentionally not score in the final minute. They win by 10, they cover the bet all as well, and said he's gotta be the big hero, go in bounds to force another time out of the games over. Yeah, he wins the game, but he doesn't cover the bet all as well and said he's got to be the big hero go in bounds to force another time out of the games over. Yeah, he wins the game, but he doesn't cover the bet. They could have done both. I'd take it a step further. You know how we often celebrate athletes

for donating money and getting kids scholarships going to school and all that stuff? Patrick Mahomes probably costs a lot of kids being able to go to college. Like people's college money was blown on that play. And he should be viewed as a villain as such. Yes he should. He was talking to Geno Fuentes, one of our video producers before the show about other... Jeremy, go sit in the panel. You gotta go, man. You gotta go. You gotta wait. You gotta wait. You gotta wait. You gotta wait. He dropped a dookie. Thank you.

You don't think you should be a villain Dan for making sure kids don't get education. He is a villain. It was it believed me. I had a rough week. I needed that cover. It's important that on Tuesdays, we go after Pete Carroll and make it that my homes is a villain. He was that on that play. It's important that on Tuesdays we go after Pete Carroll and make it that the Holmes is a villain. Yeah, he was that on that play.