The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: The F1 75 Seconds

Episode Date: September 18, 2023

Lucy shares her experience in Gainesville covering the Gators win over Tennessee. Dan has two huge announcements for the future of the company, but he'll get to them after he lets us know how We're All Gonna Die™️. Then, aging with grace, Bill Belichick on The Golden Bachelor, the difference between Brandon Staley and Dan Campbell, and a new and improved "F1 Minute" from Jess. Plus, Stugotz is dying on the Takeo Spikes hill, and Chris likes to yell at the TV. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Don Levertor Show with the Stugat Spotcast. Can you say anything nice about Florida? Yeah, I like to stay, but I don't want to be this way Hey everyone, it's Lucy. I'm in the swamp right now. They call it the swamp because it's swampy as hell I smell terrible, but it had a really good time I went to a fried party, I went to a great, it was no K football game,

I saw a lot of cool traditions, and now I would really like to go to a football game, college football game, that's not in the state of Florida, please. What the fuck is a volunteer? Someone tell me what a volunteer is. Isn't it smell bad, maybe? I'm not quite sure, what a volunteer is. We have a long day of tailgating.

Can you just take me through the fit right now? All right, Liz, we're from Tennessee. And so Tennessee does these stupid bibs. And so I thought, Miles would do the Gator bibs. I've worn these every single time. We've worn, and we'd like literally, if I don't wear these, we lose.

I didn't wear these for a South Carolina game. That's why we lost. I'm not an FSU fan at all, but I have to almost say the worst fan base might be UCF. Whoa, I was ready for that one. What is the feeling you get in your stomach when you hear Rocky Top? Uh, uh, severely wanna throw up.

Rocky Top, you'll always be Hope to know to me. I know this part. Did you watch the Swamp King's documentary? Absolutely. What did you think of it? Awesome, gogators. I wanted to see all the killing, murdering.

Sick, for so long, and I'm out. They left out too much. They got to put more in. They got to run it back. Who would you guys say is the most overrated team in college football this year? Honestly, Penn State. Penn State, dinner, proof, anything.

Nurdams for bombs. Sorry, Jess, wow. Maybe Miami. Yeah, we're gonna say Miami. You watched the Dan Levitard show with two gots Damn you Jay watched it Yeah, of course Not anymore but yeah, absolutely every week I love Dan Levitard

She got sure she got okay, we love you. She'll that's close. She's the Iowa fan. Yeah. Yeah, oh I kind of hate that reputation the I Got her up. Do you guys think Nick Sabin is washed? Wow everybody should lose a Texas. Yes. Yes. He is he cooked. Is he done? Oh, yeah Did you not see all the cigars after our game after we won after we smoked their ass? I'm check the eye will score though So I was like yeah need need some alcohol here and look what I found millivite. Do you know it's only 96 calories? They want us to take the mic. This is getter fan here

I didn't want her to take the mic my dad's ex girlfriend is a Tennessee fan. Do you guys know her? Yeah, she's my ex-wife stepmom. So, yeah, they used to call her three d***s. There you go. When we were hanging out, say a seat. Did you pay her a person on the show? You... That's the right answer.

Damn. Damn it! Damn, I like damn. Damn, my name's Dan. So, gotta go Dan. You're the best on the show. Yes! Dan, 100%.

How wild would you not say damn? Yeah, Dan. What about, because I'm on the show. Yes! Dan, 100%. How wild would you not say Dan? Yeah, Dan. Because I'm on the show and... Two gots. Well, Sue just gots it by the balls. Because that's that's a great name. Dan. Wrong answer. Me. Now what are your dreams and aspirations? I really want Dan to like this video. Dan, you better go ahead and like that video and we should also work on your dependency. It sounds like Dan she's dependent on you. Hey, we're saying how much we love Lucy.

We love Lucy. Who is Dan? Great question. I was just saying that I don't think I like his last name. Dan loved hard. I wouldn't choose it. I wouldn't choose it. Look, Dan, if you're out there, that's what's been given to you.

And that's OK. Lucy said to God that you had a fame that alarmed her. Yeah. Where were you Lucy? You said it was a frat house. Stugots previously, I think this is the last time that he was on the Gainesville campus. He famously took a shit in a sorority house. Yeah, that was my wife's right. They knew him at AE Pie. We walked in and someone was all the mic and was like, oh my God,

Stu Godds was here last year, I met him. I partied there last year. Now, that was a couple of years ago, Dan. I went to UF, I went into my wife's old sorority house and I had to use the bathroom and I cleared the entire house out. I did do that. But last year, I went to that exact fraternity and I,

I don't want to say a party with those kids, but man, did we have a good time. They were fun. Yes. I had a good time. They started early. Yeah, I told myself I would never go back in a fried house again. That lasted like two years. Where are you going next? Do you know where you are going to be sent as a correspondent? I do. So, game time, use code DLB, is sending me to Iowa Penn State this weekend. I'm so excited. Wow. I'm going with my dad. I got him the tickets on Game Time as a father's day gift, because like I told you guys

earlier, he's my favorite. So I probably won't be doing fan interviews because he can't operate a camera, but I will have a ton of fun content from Happy Valley. Well, it probably won't be fun if it goes the way I think it's. Fun for Penn State. Fun for Penn State. It's gonna be a lot of fun for them. Billy, is that something that you would want to attend?

Because I found you trying to be a supportive teammate there by saying, wow, but I send some indifference as an undercurrent in your voice. That game? Yeah, well, tailgating at that game seemed like something that if I asked you to do it right now on behalf of Metal Arc Media, that would be a misery for you. You would not enjoy that.

I can't this weekend. I appreciate the art, this weekend I can't, but I'm happy that Lucy can do it. Sounds like a great time. Right, but what you want to do at Penn State Iowa, Happy Valley, pregame, it's hard to get to Penn State. I mean, I wish I could. It's just what time is the game? What time? It's at 730, it's the Whiteout to Penn State. I mean, I wish I could. It's just what time is the game?

What time? It's at 730. It's the Whiteout game. I wish I can't really you have the Whiteout game. I'm really excited. That's like top of my college football bucket list. Whiteout games less, right? We have every year there's a Whiteout game. Isn't it every Iowa game? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, yeah, it is every Iowa game. Billy, I don't believe you at all. In what sense? You don't want to go to in what sense you don't want to go to that game I don't want to go to that game. That's not interesting to you. You wouldn't being around swampy tailgators I think you've outgrown it because Didn't you claim that you've reached a new level of adulthood? Oh, yeah, I did a recent new level of adulthood this weekend Well congratulate me now, but I was gonna do it to see if anyone noticed, but I didn't do it. Guys this weekend, I bought a pair of shorts of bejes.

What's bejes? It's like a Costco type. It's a warehouse. It's a big like discount. No, that's a choice. No, that's a choice. That is absolutely an age where you're just they were 1299. What am I gonna say? No, I'm afraid of gallant of cashews and you just see shorts and you like they're begging you to buy it I was feeling a month like this seems like this is a good quality rate you know what I didn't do though Dan I bought the shorts what I didn't do and I was told it was a good decision by my wife and my family after the fact They had those pants that have the zippers that turn into shorts and I was eyeballing those and I was like how much of those Because that may be something that I need

I didn't do it. I need your help here because I need to know if this is Cultural or if this is just age because I will tell you that the next step of graduation on Cuban dad the granddad is buying shoes at publiclix. That's the price is right. That is the next stage. My father has done that. My father will shop, he'll be at Publix. He's there to buy cash shoes. Oh, I can upgrade my shoes for $4 to two pairs for $8.

That's the next stage that you're headed to. But is that Hispanic dad at BJs or Costco, or is that any dad who reaches the or Costco, or is that any dad who reaches the age of, I've had certain number of kids, I wanna pay $11 for shorts. I don't think that I would love to pay $11, it was $12.99, if you could find me $11, I'm there.

I don't think it's a bad thing or Hispanic thing, it's a thing of people that you know, want a good deal. And you know what, I think that there's this stigma against buying clothes in certain places, like a BJ's or a Costco or Walmart, what have you. And I was going to actually wear these shorts in over the span of like this week.

And then I was gonna be like, oh look, I got new shorts, whatever. And it really Tony was gonna be my target because Tony is the, you know, the fans themselves to be the fashion one here. And have him compliment me on the shorts. And then I was gonna make the big reveal. I got these at BJ's for $12.

So that I could do my part to end this stigma, but I didn't do it because they're a little shorter than I think is appropriate for work. Put it on the pole, please, Judeo, at Levitard Show. Is there a stigma attached to buying your wardrobe at BJ's at Levitard Show? I wanna put up on the screens to God. Danny Cannell is gonna take the other side of this

He's going to be anti-fond. He's going to be anti Deon Sanders. It's a good lame for him He's going to be Danny Canal Some people have pointed out that Danny canals last past and the NFL was intercepted by Deon Sanders I don't know if that is true. I hope it is true. Please let that be true And Danny Canal said I'm peers J Norville was spending the week studying film and game planning instead of doing interviews and selling sunglasses. Now I learned the name I must admit I have not known a Colorado

state coach since sunny Lubick. I learned his name because he dared blaspheme against prime time's mother. And he said his mother raised him better than that. That when he talks to adults he wears a hat and sunglasses. I am here to say it's one of the dumbest controversies I have ever seen in my life stoked into fire and flame. Fire and fire into the sky. No, but it's what Dion does. Yes. And so you made me

pay attention to that villain, Jay Norville and his dirty team of 16 penalties haven't paid attention to your squads since sunny Lubick name ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It was Stugat's general point that Dion deserves criticism and his son has gone on to Twitter and said to Danny Canal you are a pure hoe and That's not how I spell hoe I spell it H.O. Apostrophe. I thought that's a garden that's a garden tool Do I have this wrong? Do I have my spelling incorrect? I thought I think you have it wrong. Yes, you are wrong. That is how we okay? That is how we spell you are a pure ho. A pure ho.

That's my favorite part, the pure. Not just a ho. How do we feel about where it is the discourse in college football has gotten to? That's right. Basically, you've got Floyd Mayweather playing college football. People are rooting for him to win. People are rooting for him to lose, but you're not indifferent.

You seem to care about the result. And I am absolutely here for every week being a dumpster fire on social media because Dion Sanders' evolution as a salesman makes it so you say something bad about my mother, I'm going to sell a million dollars in sunglasses. It was really in the first tweet, the imagine that from canal. Like what are you doing there? It's just that's the part that's just like it's too snarky. Like what are you doing?

Why he knows exactly the thing is is he knows exactly what he's doing. But there are plenty of people rooting against Dion. Like there will be a backlash to this look man we hate anything that everyone is celebrating too much if everyone's having a good time somewhere there is twenty percent of an audience that's there to shit on it like that's where we let's the america we live in right now we will find that those eighty percent of the real man at the twenty percent how dare you say that about deons mom

i'm gonna show my support for deon vice by a million dollars in sunglasses because he handed him to the rock and he handed him to mac a fee and he handed him he handed him to steven a smith and it was a free commercial on ESPN for deon deon sunglasses he did not give so glasses scot Kelly did it. There will be nothing more shocking on today's show than Stu got saying that he tunes into 60 minutes because he needs more world leaders. Don Lebertard. Elton John does not like performing crocodile rock but to the point we were making I think he still does because he just knows the crowd wants to hear it. Right, well he has to. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right They just let you at the end go She just wants to be nominations

Yeah, yeah, she wants a rack up to we know that she's got a boy They're rocking our rock Big Billy Joel's piano you got it. It's all right. This is the down-lebuttar show with this two cats We're all gonna die, we're all gonna die, we're all gonna die. The oceans are all burning and we're all wondering why. We're all gonna let's turn on the news and find out that we're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. Horrifying climate fact of the day, the wildfire season, 5% of Canada's forest area, burned down. 43 million acres of forest scorched.

That's greater than the size of Florida. And it's a new record producing three times as much carbon as last year's new record. The worst fire disasters climate scientists say are still to come. I have two announcements to make the latter of which is the most important. The smaller announcement is that we have gone into business with Adam McKay.

HyperObject is going to start making stuff with us. We have a new series outside of that. Sports explains the world that has gotten very popular, that I urge you to check out if you want some more serious interesting storytelling. But Adam McKay, who's not working right now because of the strike, is going to come on as an intern to rival Mike Shore or other intern with a horrifying climate fact of the day tomorrow because after making the movie Don't Look Up, which was Netflix's most popular movie telling everybody Holy shit, we are bleeped

He has gone climate crazy because he knows all of the science behind this and he goes to bed at nights And he knows the horrors that are coming and he's terrified and he's gone full blown crazy So he's he's leaving Hollywood to intern over here During the strike and he's gonna have a horrifying climate fact of the day. That's one announcement. All right The larger announcement because it's tough to get space here, but this has been earned Jessica Has had her f1 minute upgraded to an f1 two minute. Get out of here.

Yes, it has been promoted. Congratulations. It has been doubled in size. Wait, wait, I just added this thing down to 75 seconds, shout out to Aaron Rogers. And now you're telling me I had two whole minutes. Okay, so it's been upgraded to 75 seconds from 60 seconds to 75 seconds.

I can do in 75. Okay, 15 second upgrade though. Are you ready to do it right now because it was a big weekend, so big that it's burgeoning and bursting outside of the singular minute that it used to have? I think I can do it in 75 seconds, but we'll see, Dan, I'm ready to go.

I've been writing this the entire first two hours of the show, have no idea what we talked about. I've fed Stu Gatzaline about Ann Warsadot, that's all I know. Right, thank you first two hours of the show, have no idea what we talked about. I've fed Stugat's a line about Ann Warsadat, that's all I know. Right, thank you for that, by the way. Are you saying that next week she has to have two minutes prepared? How many world leaders could you name? Sadat, and only because Jess told me.

I mean. But if you're 60 minutes, give me a world leader. Give me someone who's curing cancer, give me something besides Deon Sanders. I mean, it doesn't make sense that you would have that take. It doesn't make sense that 60 minutes would have who Pat McAfee had on his show three times. They cover sports sometimes.

It's not that weird. They had 60 minute sports. They did away with it. They did. They had it. Cover it there. Well, they can't. They went away with it.

Exactly. No one tunes into sixty minutes for sports that's it's that's my point something there you see i want to know what the audience thinks when i think sixty minutes do we can anything age with grace no nothing

it's not possible is coward o and eight with his uh... blazing five picks this year i think he started Owen Ate. He started Owen five. I don't know how he did this weekend. Dan, we are watching the Bellicic and Sabin Dynasties and you're talking about Bellicic needing to trim his eyebrows.

That doesn't sound very great to me. I mean, he does need to trim his eyebrows though. He's at that age. He's going through it, Dan. He's going through a break up. He lost Brady also. Things are just... I thought that's the break up. You would have. What if he gets all jacked? Cause the break up, we ridden that of my head, honest. What if, what if Bella check gets into

a great shape after the breakup? Like just chiseled Bella check. Golden batch for Bella check. That's a great idea. I don't know how I feel about Golden Bachelors. Well, let's talk about. I want to check it out, but I, I don't know how I feel about Golden Bachelor. Well, let's talk about it. I want to check it out, but I don't know. I just don't know how to feel about it. Why? Because you know we're talking about it. Oh, I absolutely do.

Yes. Old people. He's been watching ABC Chris. No one knows Network TV like I do. He no longer wants to watch 60 minutes because he wants world leaders instead of Deon Sanders. So you know who's gotten his viewing, the Golden Bachelor pro-mode. Bella check would rule on that but I think the reason that everyone wins

there is because this Golden Bachelor is a step away from old people having sex which I don't think any of us want to be spending a lot of time thinking about it. What's wrong with that? Old people around here. Well, this is part of the problem, I would say. Yeah, well, that's true. Our communities for elderly people are riddled with promiscuity and STDs. I believe South Florida is more sexually active in the old community than any other old community. I don't believe

that anywhere in America you will find more old people having sex than the century village and all of its ilk. That's where it goes down your right century village. No, it's not just it's been reported as fact. There are STD problems because the old people are having a lot of sex, but you put it in a tuxedo and you put it on network television and you make it the golden bachelor with Bella check. We need to stop outcasting old people to the corners of our society when they're being harmless, not when they're voting on human rights, but when they're just out there casually dating, head gear picks, show me the old people. Are they being harmless though?

When there are that many STDs, when our elderly communities are littered with swinging uh... dan i have always said practice safe sex it doesn't matter who you are what age practice safe sex don't spread as he is i've always said that she's always said that yeah i'm saying in the in the context of the golden bachelor let the old guys get get it on let the old men and women get it on.

Let's not. How they want to. Well, that's what Chris, Chris, go to your saying he's uncomfortable. Nothing, right? No, I'm just saying. That's a sex. If it was, I'm just saying, I'm just,

I'm just unsure, guys, don't put me, don't put me out there. Don't make, don't make me feel bad about questioning this. It's just, I'm kind of out on the bachelor in general, so I just don't know if this is enough to get me back in. Yeah, but it's a new spin on the bachelor. This is a second chance at love. Right. Yeah. Exactly. You're never too old to find love. Looking for a partner to share your sunset years with. Who wouldn't want that?

What are you reading from? I was just reading a book about the bachelor. Worth noting, I've never watched the bachelor. I'm not sure if it's a good word about the bad word. Worth noting, I've never watched the bad word. Sorry. Chris Cody, let's play the sound of the way a coach should behave after a loss and a way a coach shouldn't behave after a loss. There were some teams that had really bad Sundays. The bears, the bangles, the bangles offense is still super

constipated. The Broncos. The giant started the season with the single worst six quarters in the history of football to open a season. I'm 60 to nothing. 60 to nothing down. And then rallied the Giants to beat the tanking Arizona Cardinals, produced their greatest comeback since 1949.

Because the Giants, I'm sorry, because the Giants can't come back from down 21. 29! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Chargers are now O and two. God, they're annoying. Yeah. Why are they annoying? So it's Tennessee by the way. They're just one of those teams. It's like you should be better than this. And I'm kind of glad that they're not because a little too a Herbert thing. I just, it's just God, they're annoying. He's a Chargers fan. Let's be honest, Chris.

We had the Chargers. I did. Chargers get off to the lead you expected. When you bet that, 11 and nothing. And then they lose at the end because Tennessee is gonna Tennessee. All things here are run through the prism of did Chris Cody lose while at Disney ice skating watching Western Michigan. I was 35. But the chargers are annoying because you watch them and you see that quarterback and you see their wide receivers. No, actually

was out. But when he's in, you see that running back and you say to yourself, man, I wish I had those guys. And they lost a couple of one-score games and Brandon Staley is very close. He's past notice, he's buck up buckoing with Billy because he's done with Brandon Staley. Here he is after the laws. I'm not worried about the Jacksonville laws.

The Jacksonville laws hasn't carried on to the season whatsoever. If you've seen our training camp, or you've seen the way we've played in the first two games, it hasn't had an impact on our team whatsoever. Our team has connected, our team has played its hard out in two games, and we've lost two tough games. But there's nothing to do with the Jacksonville game.

And if you ask anyone in our locker room, it has nothing to do with the Jacksonville game. And that's just the truth. It's a convenient storyline for you, and for everybody else, but it's not the truth. We've lost two tough games, but the guys in that locker room, the men in that locker room, they are finishers and they have what it takes and we're excited to prove ourselves. Yeah, we just lost a game and overtime Jeff. So how do you think the mood is?

How do you think the mood is? How do you think the mood is? How do you think it is? It's tough, it's tough. It's tough, it's tough grouping there. There's a lot of pride in that room, okay? And we put a lot into this and we got a good football team. And so we've lost two tough games. We got a bounce back, learn from our mistakes

and be ready for Minnesota. It's we too, man, that's a pressurized job. That is the guy who's feeling the pressure and now you wanna, now we go to a guy, man, Campbell. After a loss, you take accountability for your actions and you eat it and you wear it, play the clip. Stings and those guys are disappointed. I'm disappointed the staff is, but my gosh, man,

this is good. You know, we'll get a little humble pie here and we got a real good opponent coming in next week. Love humble pie. That's it. That's all I need. Yep. You're over thinking it's daily and sometimes the loss is good. You're right. Have a bite of humble pie. Yep. And that's all you need. You don't need, you don't have to call the never call a reporter out by name.

Right. It's always a bad look for you. That's the right gym. That, that right there is the difference. How do you think it feels in this loss? Yeah. You lost because of you. Okay. The difference in that sport between one and one and O and two is right there. Campbell, I've only lost one. So I can have Hummel Pye. If we're O and two, Campbell would be weeping and talking to you about how much it hurts

the way that his last couple of seasons have started. He's been O and two before. I feel like Dan Campbell is good at crying. Yeah, yeah. Like he knows, I'm not too tough to cry. I could cry and he's a good cryer. He lets the lip go. Yeah, oh yeah.

Quivers. Mm-hmm. Crys bullets. You think that Dan Campbell is a lip? I don't think that he's a lip quiver. I think that he's a big snort while crying, guy. He's like, and then just, like a big one like that, you know? No, it's not a sell it.

Clear the leaky out of his throat. I think it's more like an engine sort of leaking oil down his face and he's like, I'm crying. See there, I've got tears. Now that's daily the robot. I care. My eyes are looking. Quotacote defensive genius.

Wait a minute. The Campbell has a way of coming off genuine. He really does. It's a gift. It's amazing. Lip quivering sobbing is how you have it That you sound like animal lector before he masturbated in the prison style I got the characters mixed up it was me

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Accidentally my mother's shirt still got not realizing that I buttoned it with that that's impossible It's not impossible. It was one of the most airheaded things. It seems ridiculous for everybody involved I was much leaner at the time. Yeah. I don't want to make my mother... That's impossible. 285. That's also impossible. This is the Don Lebertar Show with this two gods. We all cared about tequio spikes at the same moment yesterday, right?

It's weird. As a nation. As a nation, we were like, you got to's weird. As a nation. As a nation, we were like, you gotta treat your legends better than that. When they've got a neck big enough to have a foreign government on it and they've given it to the bills cause, you can't give him obstructed view seats at a bills game. I'm not certain he's a legend.

I think it starts there. Like, why are we having to Kio Spikes Day? I mean, he's kind of sitting exactly like, if that, that sweet, maybe bigger, if he goes a little more left, there's like a wide open view. It's obstructed view, Chris. No, that's a sweet. Even if Tikiya's spikes just showed up

and it wasn't his day, you treat him better than that. The guy had like a thousand tackles for you. I love how in the picture he's looking at like the block. He's like, he's really selling it for this photo, as if he asked to stare at the seats the whole time. Why are stadiums even designed like this? That's why they're building a new one. Chris Cody, I have just sent you the telephone number

for Tequio's bike. Oh no. Would you please call him so that we can talk to him about those seats and why it is? And Stu got saying that he's not a legend. If you're gonna have Te Keeho Spike's day. That's what you're doing. That's what you're doing.

Yeah, his number, I think. I don't think that. If he's not a legend, it's what's he showing the heavy-dew. It can't be a look at me, Louie. If it's not a look at me, legend. You just said he wasn't impressive enough to get legendary status from you.

I wouldn't have said it if I known you had his number. I think that's what you're doing. That's what you're doing. That's what you're doing. Yeah. That, you, I didn't wake up today. I think he,'s what you're doing. That's what you're doing. Yeah. That, you, I didn't wake up today. I think he tequila spikes was coming on with us. Well, we felt bad for him at the same time

because if you're going to have tequila spikes day, you've got to have seating that allows him to see the game without obstructed view. I think you can question whether or not he's a legend. I'm here to tell you that if you're going to have a day for him, those need to be better seats for him. I think that's fair to say. I think everybody would agree with that.

How about he just used to play for you? He showed up to a game, give him something better than obstructed view. That's all I'm saying. That's all anyone was saying. I feel like. And with it without the day, like if Scott Norwood shows up, give him good seats.

What is the opposing viewpoint here that this view is fine? I it's terrible It's like those seats at Rigglyfield where you show up and you're behind a pole I think the opposing viewpoint what we're debating is whether or not at least I am no one is debating and accepts to God Who is not a legend who doesn't deserve a legendary day? It's a strange thing It's not the right way to go with this, but two gods can can always be counted on for such not. Let's see if he's good to join us Or not and then well, let's just hold on and then I'll continue with the take if he's not coming on We will see if we can find him but Chris in the interim because

We were talking about things that are annoying like the chargers and Brandon Staley is feeling it is amazing lack of perspective in that sport You go two weeks in in your playing for your job You guys just lost and it's the way that's debilitating and now the reporters are asking you questions about hey boy genius You look greater than the last time that we talked to you're aging by the week on your face You look got you look thin because it seems unpleasant but Dan Campbell Just grits his way to venties at a time, double espresso through the madness. Because what these people do is crazy.

We were talking about the charges being annoying. You know who else is annoying? Chris Cody, when watching football games. I'm the worst. And you guys, I feel like all of us with what we do for a living, you guys are probably the same version that I am with your friends. I like to predict what the football penalty is

before the ref announces it. And it's not, it's, out loud. Yes, out loud. And there's sometimes it's real easy to do it. If there's a group of refs and you see one guy come in and do the holding sign, that's child play. Wait, that's not predicting. That's not seeing the sign and knowing what the sign is.

That's what I'm saying, that's not what I do. Because I think some people might hear that and be like, well, yeah, if you see that motion, that's you seeing the sign and knowing what the sign is. I mean, that's what I'm saying, that's not what I do. Cause I think some people might hear that and be like, well, yeah, if you see that motion, that's easy. I'm talking about, I can tell you what the penalty is based off what ref throws the flag. If it's over on the sideline, we clearly have off sides. Someone was lined up off sides.

If it's from the back, it's defiantly. But you want to tell the room, that a place coming back before the room knows it. Well, definitely I want to be the first person to say flag. Like, if I see that there was a flag thrown. That's coming back. Yeah, that's up, nope, guys flag. That's coming back, no score.

So that's my favorite move. But then the deeper step on that is saying exactly what the penalty is before it's been called. There's nothing but defense of holding. We're good guys, good play. Or a free play if a guy gets a little off. Yeah, I'm gonna play. Free play. I'm an asshole. I guy gets a little off. Yeah, he's a free play. Yeah, right.

I'm an asshole. I'm not like proud of any of this. It's just I can't help myself. I have to do it. Do you shout free play if the defense? Do you shout at your television free play when the defense is jumped off side? There's certain things you have to yell when you're watching a football game. Free play is one of them.

Flea flicker. You have to yell, flea flicker when there's a flea flicker. That is hard to say five times fast. You have to yell ball when there's a fumble. You have to point and yell ball. It's out, I go, it's out. Well, but you guys, you too, I don't know whether others are more annoying than you,

but Chris and Jessica are both shout at the television when Bradley Trubb is chasing you. Ball security. Well, that one I want the fumbleumble to happen when my guy has the ball in the open field I'm always hold it hold the rock here. He comes hold it. Come on. Don't fumble like because I'm always afraid of You know you have a big play and then it's undone with a fumble miss it Do you shout miss it or make it at feel goal attempts? No, I as soon as it leaves the foot I'm telling you whether it's inner not it's good. That's good fan right.

Billy, what are your thoughts here as you look on in this? Because you're just observing, you're just calling what you see exactly. Yeah, but you have to be the first one to do it. I think I'm saying it's annoying, but no, not. It's annoying. The no nots appreciate me. No, but you're showing off. It's like, I do it all the time, too, but I'm watching games with my wife.

I'm like, that's a whole, and I'm just showing off. And she's like, how'd you know that was a hold? I'm like, it's always a hold. Knowing if it's an off-sides or a false-stuff. Yeah. Who, how about this? Knowing if it's off-sides or encroachment. They move first.

There's no way you know if it's off-sides or encroachment. I hate when you have the free play and they don't call and they call the play dead. It's like, no, you gotta let them go. Right. You took away my free play. Yes. I believe that I have been more pathetic in this regard than you guys in a way that

might be surprising and that I would trick my grandfather who didn't know or understand from Cuba ESPN classic. So I'd come in and be like, Layritz is going to hit one over the fence here on Woolers. He thought he was watching a live watching a live World Series game. I'm like, no, I've watched the way he's pitching him inside. Laird's has him timed. Watch this. It's gonna be on this pitch.

He's gonna hit a home run to the left. So proud of you man. The disdain for the elderly in this room is really astounding. It's such a heavy flight. It's an asshole move. You know what I did yesterday by accident? Because you're saying that you know

what's gonna happen because it already happened. Yesterday I accidentally sat on the remote and rewound like 20 seconds, right? So I was over at my parents house and my brother-in-law was there and I just happened to look at my phone that had red zone on and I saw that there was like an 80 yard touchdown for the jets. But then I'm looking at the TV and I'm like the score is different and then I quickly realized, oh, this is because I sat on the remote and I accidentally changed it and rewound a little bit. But I didn't want to admit that out loud, but I knew a big play was gonna come and then people would enjoy watching the big play,

because there was a huge touchdown. So I was just like kinda like, oh, like kinda like hinting, like, oh, I don't really look at the TV, something big is gonna happen here, you know what I mean? Wait, is it, I'm talking out of the side of your mouth with like the front-winds? I was just trying to figure out a way to like gesture over,

like, pretend to be a picture, like you're a picture at a mountain visit. There's gonna be a big get, exactly right? I was trying to just get like, brother, a picture at a mountain visit. There's gonna be a big get exactly right. I was trying to just get like brother about a lick at the TV knowing that a big play was coming by the jets and then I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and I was like doing it as a play was unwinding.

But it was more because I had like been that I accidentally rewound. And then I was like, how do I now fast forward to get everything live? Because someone will figure it out. That's the opposite of what we're talking about though. Chris is trying to show people that he knows about a holding before they do. You actually know, could have tricked everyone because someone will figure it out. Because someone will figure it out. Because someone will figure it out. Because someone will figure it out. Because someone will figure it out.

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like the opposite Red Zone. Like, I like to, oh, up power turn. They don't show power, they must block this pun here. I have to tell people what's gonna happen on a play. What's the upside of this? People thinking that I'm really cool, right? But the downside is that everybody hates you. Everyone thinks you're really annoying. He doesn't care. Telling people how it

takes me, Chris, come over. We don't know what we're watching. The upside is worth the downside, Chris. It is. My zone is fairly predictive, though, because if they show you a situation and like- Not everyone knows this, Jess. If they show you someone punting, you know there's about to be a blocked pun, or if they show something like happening in the back room. Telling not to wise they wouldn't show show it but not everyone knows it. You're thinking things that you know everyone knows I'm telling you the common folk they don't know this. That is just let it go to red zone say block punt. That is a funny skin. Something's gonna happen here. A funny skin. A

happier gym of putting on a video camera on Chris Coda yesterday right as the balls in the sky being punted to the Bengals and he just waffles up to the television as they know it all. I did that one, literally. And watch this, they wouldn't be showing a punt to the Bengals unless it's an 81-yard return. And then he's the most popular person in here. I'm telling you, some's happening here. Right, something's happening, right, because it could be a fumble punt, correct.

They would not just show this for no reason. It's not a hair kit. It's not a hair kit. It's not a hair kit. It's something's happening. It's not a coffin corner kick that goes out of bounds on eventful it. This is not a three yard return, either, my friend.

Unless it goes out like right at the one, they might show that. There is something pivotal this way approaches. I'm a football expert, then you put your fists on your hips and everyone in the party loves you Scurry away. That's another thing you have to say if you're watching football and there's a good pun big boot Yeah What if this was Ramos trick the entire time is that the game is delayed by like eight seconds

So he's actually calling it he doesn't have the delay. He's actually seen what has happened So he's broadcasting in real time, because it's not gonna curse, and they make them look like a genius the entire time. Give me the music, Chris Cody, for the now promoted F1 minute that's longer than we had. I wore my phone. I was like,

I'm using tape, folks. So you know something big is happening. The Formula One Minute is back! It's September, we're in Singapore Red Bulls, one every race in 2023, for the street end today. It's a conspiracy of foot. How will Ferrari blow at this time?

It's lights out away, we go, Louis Hamilton, carines off the track, but we joined the pack, you see, we know the race. It's time to announce that we have no safety cars deployed. Hamilton has to rush to the land, nor is through, even a stab and starts making moves from the middle of the group. Charlotte Claire is ordered to slow down the pack while Carlos sign stays out front. Logan started his damage. Safety car. Everyone pits except the Red Bulls and Beltree.

Barari double stacks and La Clarke gets, La Clarke gets stuck. Russell over to his for stab and Norris passes Paris. Red Bulls are being passed everywhere. The front of the pack is running within five seconds of each other, but as if on open stops and a virtual safety car is called. On lap 45, Mercedesenz, watch out. New tires, the merks are fast, and they're closing in. Hamilton overtakes LeClair, only eight laps to go.

The front four all with the DRS range. One lap to go, Russell's closing in on Norris, and he crashes into the wall. Kylo Sites for Erie Cruises into the finish and first plays the Red Bull Street, because Ended Landonaurus is finished in second. It's a carlando, one two finish, and Lewis Hamilton takes third place in Singapore.

Jesus, I think you kept that to a minute somehow. You didn't need the promotion. You didn't need any more. A lot's a lot you covered there. A lot happened. The most surprising thing is Red Bull didn't win. For stabbing, for stabbing. For stabbing, the streak is over.

For stabbing, last, they had no pace this week. I know and knows why. Very strange. Maybe something to do with the ride height. Maybe a conspiracy, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8 If you let me have 70 seconds, maybe I'd start making them a little longer if you know what I mean. How about two minutes? Two minutes. And we'll now work on crazy. That's too long. Settle down everybody.

That's crazy.