The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: The Gang Steals the Stanley Cup
Episode Date: June 17, 2025"Tkachuk-eh, Tkachuk-uh." Tony continues his pursuit of Panthers fans, Zaslow's headed toward a top-of-the-line hair system, and Billy launches a luggage claim-based prompt. Learn more about your ad ...choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Transcript
Discussion (0)
Now's a good time to remember where Tequila's story truly began.
In 1795, Cuervo invented Tequila.
Cuervo.
What are you doing here?
Cuervo.
Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads, like...
Cuervo.
I think he could lay out, especially for one of our great partners.
Sweet, delicious Cuervo.
Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots.
The same family, the same land, the same passion. Cuervo. So, enjoy the Tequila that started it all. Cuervo has stayed true to its roots. The same family, the same land, the same passion. Cuervo.
So, enjoy the tequila that started it all.
Cuervo.
Cuervo.
The tequila that invented tequila.
Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly.
Cuervo.
This episode is brought to you by Dzone.
For the first time ever, the 32 best soccer clubs from across the world
are coming together to decide who the undisputed champions of the world Show with the StuGuts Podcast. Sign up now at dazone.com slash FIFA. That's D-A-Z-N dot com slash FIFA.
This is the Don LeBattor Show with the Stugats podcast.
This episode is presented by DraftKings.
DraftKings, the crown is yours.
Stugats, how do you feel about Mark Stein reporting
that Durant wanted four teams on his list
instead of three, but that the Knicks made it clear
they weren't interested in KDs, so he kept them off their list.
I'm okay with that. Again, we started the show saying one of the problems with the NBA is we're all sitting around talking about a
37 year old guy and what a difference he can make for a team.
I'm okay with the Knicks not wanting Kevin Durant. Like Like I don't know if Kevin Durant wins them an NBA title. In fact, he probably doesn't and I'm okay
with the Knicks passing and keeping that core together. I think I can make the
argument that statistically Kevin Durant was better than Jalen Brunson last year.
Could I not? Could I not also make the argument that Kevin Durant is someone
even though Jalen Brunson is the clutchiest of clutch, you need someone
the size of Kevin Durant to be able to the clutchiest of clutch, you need someone the size of Kevin Durant
to be able to get you all of those shots you need
that Jalen Brunson has taken you as far as he can go.
Stu, if you don't have to lose Jalen Brunson
or Carl Anthony Towns, why would the Knicks
say no to Kevin Durant?
Well, what am I losing?
Does it matter?
Well, yeah.
As long as it's not those two names, does it matter?
I would find it nearly impossible
that Kevin Durant would go to the Knicks
without one of those players.
It's not gonna be Brunson, but Townes going back.
But that's fine.
You're saying that Kevin Durant wouldn't want to go there.
I'm telling you, if I'm the Knicks,
and I know I don't have to give up Jalen Brunson,
I don't have to give up Carl Anthony Townes,
I absolutely would want Kevin Durant.
This would be one of those situations
that Mike got so upset about
that you're not willing to get rid of some of your
other players to get the superstar. No, get rid of them. Mikhail Bridges, Josh
Hart, be gone. But do you think that's a possibility? That's a terrible defensive team. But if you're
presenting it that way, of course I would want Kevin Durant. I just find it nearly impossible
that Townes doesn't leave the Knicks if they get Kevin Durant. I don't know how many people
are clamoring for Carl Anthony Townes. I like Carl Anthony Towns. Yeah, they don't really have a whole lot of assets.
They do, those two contracts that I just mentioned
are expiring, so if Phoenix wants to rebuild,
they just have to deal with that for one year.
So there are ways that the Knicks could get involved.
So to hear a report that the Knicks aren't interested
or denying Kevin Durant sounds pretty ridiculous.
What does that say about Kevin Durant?
That the Knicks don't know what he is.
That they don't know who he is and they don't know how to utilize him. I mean, I that say about Kevin Durant? That the Knicks don't know what he is. That they don't know who he is
and they don't know how to utilize him.
I mean, I don't want Kevin Durant,
that team has a good thing going.
They were in the Eastern Conference Finals,
they took a step from last year,
Eastern Conference Semifinals.
You don't think that's their ceiling?
That team's ceiling right there.
I mean, Dan Halliburton hit a lucky shot, game one,
otherwise maybe the Knicks are playing
for an NBA title right now.
Your best option is to find a coach that can somehow
enhance the offense of Carl Anthony Townsend
and Jalen Brunson and make this team rather unstoppable.
But going back to Kevin Durant, if I am Kevin Durant,
I don't want to go to a franchise that has some uncertainty
in the coaching ranks, right?
Just got rid of somebody who maybe he would play for,
for I don't know who, right?
So I don't think he would want to.
No, but he wanted to go there.
No, but he was okay going there.
They don't want him.
I'm at least a little.
He had his chance, Dan.
I'm at least a little bit surprised by that.
I wanna ask the group of you though, off of yesterday,
I don't know what you guys think is the primary job
of a coach, managing people is just generally hard.
I know when it comes to, for example, Stugatz,
in the very few Hollywood directors
that I've ever been able to talk to,
and it's only been a couple,
will tell you that the director's job
is basically to just be a place
where all the people can come
and get answers to their problems.
A CEO will tell you, a lot of CEOs will tell you
that a CEO's job is just to deliver bad news,
that it's not what you think it is,
it's just the perpetual delivery of bad news.
When it comes to big decisions,
the reason I pay Rick Carlisle
is to have the strength of governance over his proceedings
that when I'm down two in the fourth quarter,
he knows he's gotta sit the guy who's got six drives in the game and bring in McConnell because a healthy McConnell is better than Halliburton with six drives in the game.
You're two points on the road from taking game five and bringing it home.
The decision I need my coach to make is the most difficult one to make. I sit my star who wants to play but is useless because
Halliburton that way loses to a lot of teams in the league because that's not
good enough. TJ McConnell was good in that third quarter that's the decision
I'm paying the coach to make. I understand today people questioning it
and I also understand why Carlisle goes with the guy that he has because he
thinks he's got some magic and maybe because Halliburton's his star for years to come,
you gotta just keep riding that because you can't,
you give away this season with the decision,
but you can't make the other decision
because the other decision is the brave one
that if you lose the game the same way,
people are gonna say,
why isn't Halliburton in the game even injured?
I think that's the perspective a guy like Rick Harlow
has to have.
Not only did he win a championship,
but he won that championship with a superstar who
was aging, right?
It felt there was extra pressurized to get it there.
With Tyrese Halliburton, even last year's run just
to the conference finals, but certainly this year's run
to the finals, feels like you're doing this with house money,
feels like they're a little ahead of the curve here.
So the last thing you would want to do
is injure your player for next year.
You wanna keep this sort of upswing going
and make sure that hey, if we are this type of team
that can own the East for years to come,
we have to have our superstar.
So it makes it a little bit of an easier decision
only because Rick Harlow has that perspective.
That's the long term, but for the now,
your job is to give your team the best chance to win. And if McConnell is gonna give your team the best chance to win and if McConnell is gonna give your team the
best chance to win that's the guy you have to go to even if it means Halliburton
doesn't play as much. It's easy to say today and and Izzy's telling you that he thinks a lot of
coaches make the move to McConnell since 2019 and I don't think a lot do. I think
a lot of coaches just stay with the injured guy because he wants to play.
He's my star. He's my leader.
The other guy, McConnell, is used to a specific role that isn't playing the last eight minutes of the game
and controlling everything.
And so I would have made the same decision Carlisle made.
I'm not sitting here arguing easily on the other end of, well, they lost,
therefore the other move is the move that's going to work.
I'm just presenting to the audience
what a difficult decision that is.
I know everyone's gonna criticize it.
Today, it's just when you live with these people,
they're human beings and your job is to manage them?
McConnell's role is McConnell's role.
Halliburton's your star for the next 10 years.
I understand what Carlisle did,
even if it cost him the game.
It's just like, they were right there on the championship in game four and game five and they're a decision away
from the winning margin and Carlisle's done a great job in this series, but on that one, that's the in retrospect
that's clearly the wrong decision by result and process
I would say because he's hurt and he was obviously hurt and he was hurt in a way we could all see so his defense isn't gonna be any good in
against to god
if haliburton's got six drives in the game
that ceases to be haliburton yet makes this unique though is the injuries
specifically it's the calf injury that people are very sensitive about because
it obviously leads to a kill his injuries
uh... tony reality is now ready he is poolside South Florida is still
buzzing on the cusp of a championship. Is anyone out there with you or are you
at the pool by yourself because I don't see buzzing I don't hear buzzing I just
see you with sunglasses. No no no and this is pretty good right now but I got
my man right here Josh. Josh is an enormous fan. Biggest you could ever hope for.
Oh boy. What are we talking about? Yeah. We're talking about the Florida Panthers on the cusp of a championship tonight.
What's going through your mind right now? I was thinking, I think they're against the oil, right?
The oil. The oil are who we're operating against. That's what Puck knows. Yes, you know Puck.
Alright, so since you know Puck, third line of the Panthers really what are you expecting whoa?
That's a that's one with Chachaka Chachaki
Okay, so parking is where you want to go bark off. Yeah, it's a truck X Factor right buck
Okay, yeah, could shock okay
Yeah, so so you're here in Miami, and you're visiting and you're from Lake Abbey, Arizona
wonderful, and that's already like a
Vacation spot and now you go to Miami for more vacation because that's your life. Cannot get enough sun. What makes you
positive? My wife. Yes. Life, job. I get to come to Miami and talk hockey which is my favorite sport
of all time. Have you ever been to a hockey very? I have, yes. Have you ever been on ice? No, I have
no balance.
See, so this is with the Dan LeBretard radio show, and they want to talk to as many people
who breathe and live and sleep Florida Panthers, because that's what I've been touring all
of Miami, and I have found a grand total of about two people.
Perfect.
Well, I'm half of one of those two.
Dan, you want to ask Josh anything?
His career with the Saints, when Jeremy Shockey caught all those passes as a New Orleans...
He thinks you look like Jeremy Shockey, a Miami Hurricane tight end, who then became
a...
Shockey, you know Shockey?
Yeah, football, I know a little bit about football.
Are you a Cardinals fan?
No, I'm a Seahawks fan.
All right, Tony, I have a question. Tony, I'm a seat box man. All right, Tony
I have a question Tony. I have a question for him. All right, still got still gots is with us. Yes
Yes, I want to know since he's a big football fan. How does he feel about Michael Vick wants to know
Mike
Them damn dogs, I mean, all right. Yeah, so now we got
Okay them damn dogs I mean. Alright yeah so now we got, now we got, okay. Excellent. This is the, okay alright. This is, this is, stupotity is what we would describe this as.
Um, but you don't sense that this city is ready to explode with a championship.
Uh, this city is already pretty crazy from what I've experienced so, if they win tonight is it in in Florida night. We try to seek out the Panthers are out uh
Probably not, but I'll get close to it. Yeah, yeah, so we're looking for proximity to party right here. That's what we're doing
Okay, it looks like a good party. Yes, be careful
I remember when he was in Vegas at a pool party one time they said it was dehydration
It didn't seem like it was dehydration. You look like Shockey
one time they said it was dehydration it didn't seem like it was dehydration you look like shocky he thinks he looks like Jeremy we're moving on see you
later Tony we'll check back in with you keep looking for Panther fans
this is mission impossible man I don't know where to set me on
it's a big night in South Florida the championship we flew you in we flew you
in with a big expense account to go offer tuition to people if the
score is nine nothing. We'll check back in with you. One of the things we haven't talked
about today, those two guys, and we've erred in not doing so. Jonathan Zaslow lost a monster
bet last night. Oh yeah. And he's got to come in here, I believe, soon with a hair system
of some sort and not be able to tell anybody that it's a hair system. He's not going to
be able to cover that big surface area
baldness with a backward cap either.
He's gotta keep K-Fabe.
Now we're researching hair systems.
Like I said, I take this very seriously.
Hell, I want him to take a consultation.
So he's scheduled for tomorrow because tomorrow's,
you know, the recap of game six.
Don't think we're gonna have a system in place in time
that we feel good about.
But for the remainder of the summer, we're gonna have a system in place in time that we feel good about, but for the remainder of the summer,
we're gonna have several options presented
for Jonathan Zaslow, and he must not call attention to it.
He just puts on his hair system in the morning,
comes into work, and he just handles business.
It's going to be funny, he can't mention it,
talk about it with anybody.
Now what is your appetite in terms of budget here?
Because I really want something that's convincing.
They're expensive, man.
Yeah, like if you want the Ravi collection,
it's gonna cost you a couple hundo.
If you want the self collection,
we're talking about something even more.
I want una peluca from La Casa de los Trucos.
I want you to say that.
There's gotta be like one low rent option,
that's just obvious.
A wig. So the Ravi.
Yeah, there's a dude that works valet downstairs,
and it's one of the worst things I've ever seen.
I can just like pull it off.
Oh my God. Did you see that guy. Oh my god
This take kills with just us two yet doesn't help visually
And I hope like maybe maybe one day reality's gonna be doing his thing for us and you can just catch him like like
Don't be like that's a guy. You'll know you'll know when you see it a double take
You're like, yeah also like if you're to do that, you can't go jet black.
Even rabies learn, touch of gray.
Yes, you have to.
That's the move.
That's a bad loss for Zazz.
It was an unfair bet.
He had to go over 50 and 1 half.
Shay Gilders, Alexander points, rebounds, and assists
when he'd only done that a couple of seasons.
That was a terrible bet.
He didn't even hit the original number.
Terrible?
I mean, excuse me.
This is thousands of dollars for these two tickets.
You gotta wanna earn, gotta wanna learn,
or something like that.
We will see what the appetite is for a budget
to make Zazzle look ridiculous because he lost that bet.
Well, he already looks ridiculous.
I'm planning on him to look good.
The ridiculous part.
This is to help him out.
The ridiculous part is him not being able to admit
that he has a system in place.
So like, no, I want Zazz to look great.
I'm gonna do him a great service here.
I have a number of things that I wanna get to here
with Billy that I have failed to get to
over the last couple of days.
He's developed a new fondness for hotel safes
that I did not realize he had.
I want one at my house.
Where did this come from?
A hotel.
No, I got it.
The safe in the hotel. Where did what happened?
What was your experience with a hotel safe that makes you want and by the way Kevin Durant's two gods average 26 points a game
Last year on 53% shooting Jaylen Brunson averaged 26 points a game on 48% shooting left turn
We're talking safes. Yeah
I'm just updating you.
Durant's had his chance to come to the Knicks. He chose the
Brooklyn Nets. I don't want him. I don't care. You said left
turn. Right. No, I don't want to talk. There's a big race in
Mexico, Dan. I want to have windshield wipers. I want to
understand why Billy fell in love with the hotel safe, how
he's using it, why he wants one in his house.
Put it on the poll at LeBotard Show.
Would you like a hotel safe in your house?
Well, because I just put my phone in it.
I woke up, I checked my phone,
and then I put it in the hotel safe,
and then it disappeared for eight hours
or whatever amount of time I was gone.
And then I came back and I checked it
after the kids were asleep, and I was very happy.
Just putting my stuff in a hotel safe,
not having to check my phone anymore.
So just not having the phone is what made you happy.
That really is what it is.
So it's not about the safe at all.
It has nothing to do with the safe.
All you needed to do was get away from your phone
for a couple of hours.
The phone could have stayed in the room, just on the bed.
No, no, no, you gotta put it in the safe
because the safe adds a level of inconvenience
that you then need to go and you need to put in the code.
Yeah, you have to get up and you have to go enter the code
and then open it and then if the door slightly,
it's a whole thing.
It makes it inconvenient.
I want to inconvenience myself to get off my phone.
But don't all these housekeepers have the ability
like at the end of a stay to reset these,
like the people you're trying to keep them from
have access to the safe.
I'm pretty sure yeah,
that I think you just do like 0000 or something like that
and it just opens and you reset the safe.
I've done it on a cruise before where I broke
and they come in, they have this like little magnet thing.
They just put up to it and boom, it opens.
Oh, if they want your stuff, they're taking your stuff.
Yeah.
No doubt about it.
Yeah, 100%.
So put these on the poll, please.
Is your stuff safe in a hotel safe?
So is a hotel safe safe is how I want that to read
on Twitter, is a hotel safe safe at Levitarch.
Also do you feel a little richer
if you put stuff in there, right?
Cause I like looking around,
I did this first time on a cruise,
I'm like, what do I need to put in the safe?
I'm like, well wait a second,
this little gold chain is probably,
my AirPods is probably good.
And you just start putting stuff in there.
And then when you get back and you open it up,
it's like, wow, look at all these valuables I have.
They also can fit everything.
It seems like it's an endless, it looks small,
but if you go, I don't know where,
it has a black hole, you just can put everything in there.
You can put a computer in there,
you can put in an iPad, a laptop, your phone, your weed.
Yeah, I was gonna say drugs.
I was gonna go harder than weed.
Really?
It's never good when you gotta spray that thing down after.
At LeBotard Show, please, do you feel wealthier
when you put things in a hotel safe?
And also, I guess since we're getting carried away,
when you get your AirPods out of the hotel safe,
do you feel like it's a treasure chest?
Because I really don't understand what Izzy is doing or Billy for that matter because
Well, just you don't need the safe to be away from your phone. No, I do
You're saying it's unsafe to be away from you
If there were certain steps you had to take every single day to get your phone. Would you get well?
It's funny. You should mention that because about three years
ago okay uh...
because i
have to have told you before that i sort of want to frisbee all of my
electronics into the ocean but i sort of can't because there's something about
what it is that we do here every day that requires at least the tangential
knowledge of stuff that's going on you've got a sort of keep up with things
and I've I've felt what Billy is feeling where I want to I get relief from
putting my phone somewhere and then dread coming to it eight hours later
because I know what's gonna be on there and they're just gonna be I'm gonna be
behind again and my wife three years ago bought a glass case and I don't know how popular
these are but it's basically addiction proof it's a glass case that locks and
you put your phones in it and you can't get back at the phones until like the
it's an inconvenience every time like a hotel say it's kind of it's kind of like
that but I've never used it right she? She bought it three years ago, and I have not used it one time,
but there is a glass case in our house
that is basically trying to wean people
off of the addiction of social media.
It was a good purchase by her that I've never used.
How it-
That was a bad purchase.
I don't understand how it's used.
Like, is there a timer?
Does it lock?
Is it one of those like trap doors where like-
What if I just wanna break the glass?
What if you actually have an emergency?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know how it works.
It sounds like it's just a box with a lock.
I've never used it.
I can't answer any follow-up questions.
I don't have any more information
other than what I'm giving you,
which is basically that Billy did the same thing I did,
didn't do for eight hours that my wife wanted me to do
and wanted me to do daily or nightly
as a way of just keeping information out of your head
when you're trying to do things like sleep.
It's more the people than the information
I wanna keep away from me.
Like I just don't wanna talk to people
when I'm like on vacation.
So I go, I put it in the safe.
Also glass, not good,
cause then you can see like if you have a notification
or whatever and then it's really more of a torture device.
It's a time lock box, that's what she got you, yes.
Really? Yeah.
Hold on a second.
Give me some more information on what it is.
I'm getting there.
Billy, you have proven over time to be anti-social.
You have rooted for home confinement.
No, I'm not anti-social.
Billy?
I'm pro-social with people I want to speak to.
Okay, but you don't want to speak to anybody,
which would then make you anti-social. There's people I want to speak to. Okay, but you don't wanna speak to anybody, which would then make you anti-social.
There's people I wanna speak to.
Well, you said you wanted home confinement.
You longed for home confinement as a way of living.
I like my home, what do you want me to do?
And not interacting with people who are in your home,
like you, or not letting people into your home
to interact with them.
You like to be in your home with your family
and don't want anyone else in there.
Oh, if that makes me a bad guy,
I don't know what to tell you.
It doesn't make you a bad guy,
it just makes you an anti-social guy.
It does not make you. I'm social?
With the people that I wanna be social with.
Billy, Billy, you've told me that you don't interact
with your neighbors.
I do, Nanan Pepe, 90 and 87.
Little head nod.
I talk to them as, you know,
I try to get in all my conversations now
because you never know when
She might be the last unfortunately I
Have other neighbors, but I like Nana and Pepe the other ones wet my dog with their hose
So we don't need to get into it
It's a whole thing the and I think the other one if we're gonna be honest and probably not for air
I think the other one is throwing tree trimmings into my backyard
But that's not something that can be proven yet. And when I tried to set up a camera,
I didn't have my drill because I lent it to my dad.
So that neighbor got off easy that day
because we were about to have a camera situation
set up and ready to go to catch them red handed.
Now, what I do with the footage when I catch them
throwing the tree clippings into my yard,
I haven't figured out yet.
But I'm positive that it is happening.
I do not have those trees.
There's no way they're falling into my yard in that area.
I think that they saw a vulnerable spot in my yard
and they realized that they could throw tree trimmings
there and I've let it go on for yay long, but no longer.
And I've had to tell my wife,
you're not to talk to that neighbor
because I know that that will be the end
of the tree trimmings going into my yard,
but it will also be the end to whatever relationship
I have with that neighbor, which is not good to begin with.
The Dan Leventar Show with Stu Gotz
is sponsored by Liquid IV.
All right, so I'm getting ready for another beach weekend
with the boys, the finals game on the TV, sun,
maybe even some grilling if my brother
doesn't burn the hot dogs again,
which there's no guarantee he won't.
And with this Miami heat, hydration is not optional.
That's why I'm packing Liquid IV everywhere I go.
They just dropped a new flavor, Arctic Raspberry,
and it's a game changer.
Cold, crisp, refreshing, and it tastes like a glacier.
Slapped you in the face in a good way, baby.
Hell yeah.
I always keep a few sticks in my bag,
just tear it, pour in 16 ounces of water, and boom.
It hydrates better than water alone.
It's got three times the electrolytes
of the leading sports drinks, plus vitamins and none
of the junk.
No sugar, no gluten, no dairy, none of it.
And they've got all the flavors, white peach, lemon lime, rainbow sherbert.
Yes, I said rainbow sherbert.
This isn't just hydration.
It's a summer dessert in your water bottle, no matter what your summer brings.
Tear, pour, live more.
Go to liquidiv.com and get 20% off your first order with code Dan at checkout.
That's 20% off your first order with code Dan at checkout. That's 20% off your first order with code Dan at liquidiv.com.
The NBA finals are in full swing
and DraftKings Sportsbook,
an official sports betting partner of the NBA
is pulling out all the stops to make this one unforgettable.
Whether you're writing with the favorites
or backing a comeback,
DraftKings has you covered every step of the way.
Here's something special for first timers, new DraftKings customers bet just
five bucks and get 300 bucks in bonus bet. If your bet wins,
don't miss out on the last chance to bet the NBA this season,
download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code Dan. That's code Dan,
D-A-N for new customers to get 300 bucks in bonus bets.
If your bet wins, when you bet just five bucks only on DraftKings,
the crown is yours.
Gambling problem?
Call 1-800-GAMBLER.
In New York, call 877-8HOPENY
or text HOPE and Y at 467-369.
In Connecticut, help is available for problem gambling.
Call 888-789-7777 or visit ccpg.org.
Please play responsibly.
On behalf of Boothill Casino and Resort in Kansas,
21 and over, age and eligibility varies by jurisdiction.
Void in Ontario.
Bet must win to receive reward.
Minimum minus 500 odds required.
Bonus bets expire 168 hours after issuance.
For additional terms and responsible gaming resources,
see dkng.co.slash audio.
Guys, I want to talk to you about something that I don't
think we think about enough on a daily basis.
And that's comfort, specifically when it comes to underwear.
Because let's be real, when it's not right,
you're gonna feel it all day.
And that's why I wanna tell all of you about Tommy John.
Because the first time I put on a pair,
I knew my underwear drawer
would just simply never be the same.
Tommy John just recently sent some of their product
to those of us in the shipping container.
And this is my first time wearing Tommy John underwear.
I was really blown away by the comfort, by the stretch that was available within the
design, by the texture.
There's a genuine comfort, and I can tell that they put in effort to make sure, specifically
in our case with men, that we would feel comfortable.
Honestly, Tommy John's changed the game for me.
I know it's going to be a good day now when I walk out the door and I've got Tommy John
on.
No distractions, no adjusting, just all day confidence.
If you haven't tried Tommy John yet, I personally think you're missing out.
These are the MVP of your underwear drawer with up to four times more stretch than other
brands, something I definitely appreciate.
Double down on comfort with Tommy John and get 25% off your first
order right now at TommyJohn.com slash Dan with promo code Dan. Save 25% at TommyJohn.com
slash Dan. You're getting sexier by the moment. Slow down! Slow down! We haven't even gotten...
Stugats!
Jason Sanders, you're on notice.
Oh wow!
Oh my god!
What in spite of him!
Oh wow!
I love you, Duke.
This is the Don LeBattar Show
with the Stugats.
Music So you place your phone This is the Don LeBattar Show with the StuGuts.
So you place your phone in the box and you can set the timer to 30 minutes or 30 days.
Imagine setting the timer to 30 days.
And it's not just for your phone,
it's anything that you could possibly be addicted to.
I would never put my gummies in there,
I would never put the weed in there,
I can't have access to them for 30 days.
That's ridiculous.
It improves focus or productivity, reduces procrastination and better time management. Dan, you should
try it.
You know what I was looking for?
Waste of money.
Yeah, I mean, you know what I was looking for recently? You know how, I don't know if
your wife has gone through this phase yet, Dan, but like my wife has told me and a lot
of people tell me like, oh, you shouldn't sleep with your phone next to you. It's, you
know, all of the radiation
and the things that are coming out of that phone.
You should get away from that and do this and that,
whatever.
I was looking for anti-radiation bags
that I can just put my phone in
so that I could have it there.
The problem with the anti-radiation bag,
and by the way, if you're listening to this
and you create it,
this is like I'm mailing a video of this to myself
and I'm not opening the envelope,
and that's just proof that I invented this,
and you can't steal the idea from me.
That's how copyrights work.
So, if this anti-radiation bag happens,
the thing that I've found is the bags that they sell,
it blocks the signal, so it makes your phone useless.
So it's kinda like, well, I don't want it to be useless,
I need my phone in case of an emergency,
I just don't want the radiation coming off of my phone.
So I need to kinda, I'm getting back in the lab
to figure out how I can block the radiation
but keep the signal coming
so that I don't get the radiation right next to my head
but I get the signal.
Because I was thinking, do you guys remember
when some passes first came out?
When some passes first came out
that they were like the size of a brick,
they used to come in like these little metallic
like Ziploc bags that would block out if you weren't going through a toll or I guess if you're
intending to go through a toll and not paying or you just had car full of Sun
Passes, the little metallic baggie would prevent the laser from getting through
and charging the Sun Pass system. So I was hoping one of those would exist for
radiation. I've got a couple of different questions. Put this on the poll. I've got answers.
At Labattarge Show, I don't think you have answers. At Labattarge Show, please put on the poll. I've got answers. At Levitard Show, I don't think you have answers. At Levitard Show, please put on the poll, Juju.
Do you sleep with your phone by your head, yes or no?
Charging is an important question too.
That could start fires now
if your cable is slightly frayed,
which happens with every cable.
They make those cables to break, if we're gonna be honest.
He has the answers.
I also wanted to ask the question, the Sun Pass,
is that national? Because I assumed Sun ask the question the Sun Pass is that national
because I assumed Sun Passes were called Sun Passes because it was a Florida
thing Sun are they called they Sun Passes may have their equivalent in
other states but are they called Sun Passes in every state? Do people know
what Sun Passes are is that just Florida? They're just toll passes they're just
different names in different areas but they're toll passes. Yeah there's a easy
pass and sometimes the Sun Pass works in other states that have a partnership with it.
But is it called a Sun Pass because it's because the Sun Pass is in Florida?
I think so. The sun's everywhere. I understand the sun's everywhere. I got answers for you.
In South Carolina, it's called the Palmetto Pass. There you go.
Give me all the different names if you don't mind.
There's some of those by the way. I just had to buy a new sun pass because my car got totaled
and I had the sticker on it, right?
So I had to take the sticker off of the sun pass,
but once you take off the sticker,
you can't move the sun pass from place to place.
So I decided just in case another car gets totaled,
I'm gonna buy the little transponder.
Slightly pricier, but more convenient
if your car gets totaled or if you have a rental or whatever,
you can just boop, boop, take it off, put it here, put it there,
and those transponders that are not the stickers,
they work in various states.
There's a little map that shows you
all the states they work in.
I checked Idaho, they don't have toll roads.
Really?
Wow.
Wow.
Sunpass Mini works in Florida, Georgia, Kansas,
North Carolina, Oklahoma, and Texas.
The Sunpass Pro, which is portable,
works in EZPass states.
There's a partnership between them.
Delaware, Indiana, Illinois, Kentucky, Maine,
Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, New Hampshire,
New Jersey, New York, Ohio, Pennsylvania,
Rhode Island, Virginia, and West Virginia.
And Idaho, where you don't need one at all.
Are we sure that Stugats's information is right,
that Idaho doesn't have tolls?
It's right, yep.
In Kansas, they call it the K-Tag.
I like that, the K-Tag?
Yeah.
You gotta be, it's a little tricky
with the one you can move around
because it's got the suction cups on the glass,
so if your glass isn't totally clean,
sometimes it'll fall off, it's tricky.
K-Tag, toll tag, easy tag, express toll,
TX tag for Texas, Pike Pass also.
Ooh, I like that, a Pike Pass.
Idaho does not have toll roads according to DMV.
Thank you.
Can you please find out the reason for that?
Put it on the poll at Labattar.
It's Idaho.
Did you know that Idaho did not have tolls?
Sugata nailed it.
It's Idaho.
Thank you.
That's all the information we need on that.
I was confused by recent information
I got where Mike Ryan is texting me that Stan is in town
and all of a sudden I start reaching out
to Stan Van Gundy saying, hey, do you wanna go to lunch?
And then I realized that Mike was just staying,
the Stanley Cup is in town
and Chris Cody was informing me.
Stan must have been confused.
He was confused, I was confused.
That wouldn't be my top topic on the board.
Stan is in town, I thought, was Stan Van Gundy is here,
and it is not.
It's that the Stanley Cup trophy has arrived
in South Florida, and we were wondering how it flew,
because the Stanley Cup needs to have its own seat
in first class, does it not?
If you're not gonna put it next to the pilot Stanley Cup needs to have its own seat in first class, does it not?
If you're not gonna put it next to the pilot
as the co-pilot, then it has to fly first class,
but it would appear.
Like out of the box, like the cup in the chair buckled in.
Can't have it as a co-pilot,
need those two pilots talking after the rehearsal.
Can't risk it.
I disagree.
I will say that no, and this is sensitive at the moment, given what's happened in India, but I would say if no and this is sensitive at the moment given what's happened in India
But I would say if the Stanley Cup is on your plane
I'm feeling pretty safe that that that plane is only if it's on 11 a and you gotta put the cup on 11 a
Also two white old pilots. That's what I like right pilots hate that show right like that's every plane now
Like everyone's like kind of looking like this you like they're friendly with each other
What do you think's going on there?
Feel so safe when I see white guys.
Woo!
All I'm saying is that I know this Four Lauderdale Airport,
like the back of my hand,
and that looks like the normal baggage pickup.
And it's just like, I would expect that to fly private,
to be like the way you see celebrities
coming off private jets,
that's what I would imagine the cup to be doing.
I'm reading now it is checked in like regular baggage.
That's crazy.
You can just go take anything from baggage claim
if you wanted to.
Thank you, Billy.
Talk about the worst security in the world.
Everywhere else in the airport,
you gotta go through all these bells and whistles,
but you get the baggage claim?
No, take any bag you want.
What happens if that guy has to go to the bathroom
and fill whatever his name is,
has to go to the bathroom all of a sudden,
and then someone says, you know what,
that looks like my case where I carry
my own Stanley Cup replica.
And then whoopsie daisy, they take the actual Stanley Cup
and only the replica remains.
Or Phil opens it up and boom, there's a bassoon in there.
Put it on the poll please at LeBretard Show.
If the Stanley Cup were in a trunk at baggage claim, would you be tempted to steal it?
If no one was watching?
You can't label it properly, right?
I've seen enough heist movies that I know
when you are moving precious cargo,
the real one that's valuable is in like a satchel, right?
And the replica that they want you like,
the decoy is the one that travels in like the case the Stanley Cup honestly is
Probably being moved around in a Jansport if we're gonna be honest. I
Am convinced that post I have answers post 50 years old that Stugats is only
Interested in the area 50 years ago where he can get his phrase the old bait and switch out there.
O-L apostrophe.
That and the switcheroo are all he's going for.
Izzy mentioned 11A, Stugatz is a seat.
Do you have any idea what he's referencing there?
Because this is a fairly amazing story.
When they mention seat 11A,
do you know what they're talking about?
No idea.
Okay, this is the second time this has now happened with a seat that is 11A, do you know what they're talking about? No idea. Okay, this is the second time this has now happened
with a seat that is 11A.
The plane that went down in India had only one survivor,
and I don't know how that person survived.
It doesn't make any sense to me
how that person survived when everyone else dies.
Like, I don't understand the math of it.
I don't understand the physics of it.
I don't understand how there can only be one survivor,
but twice this has now happened with plane crashes,
where the person in 11A, and I think it was either,
it was the previous time that this happened,
that story involved someone changing seats
before the flight to get into seat 11A to survive a flight.
I saw the person interviewed,
the person was interviewed in English,
and the face was busted up, but looked otherwise fine.
Like, didn't...
What is...
He got up, he walked away from the airplane crash.
The things that I've read about that previous
to this plane crash is where you wanna sit
based on any sort of models on crashes
is not too far up near the cockpit or first class area.
You wanna be in the area in front of the wing,
but not too far up near the cockpit of the plane.
That's exactly where 11A was.
The first couple of rows past first class is what.
So put it on the poll at LeBittard Show.
Are you now more inclined to want to sit
in seat 11A on an airplane?
On every flight.
If I'm an airline, I'm raising the prices just for 11A.
Make that a second first class,
make it higher than first class.
I feel like you just-
Make it a throne.
You have to bid on it.
Surf prime rib at just 11A.
I think if you pay for 12A,
and then if shit hits the fan,
you just kinda like push your, like, hey.
And you have to take a physical
to make sure you're in decent shape, right?
Because you don't want to be weakling
and then all of a sudden you just die
because the plane shook a little bit.
Scoot over 11A, I'm squeezing in.
Chris, are you alleging that the cup does indeed
fly the equivalent of Coach?
Because they just throw it in there
with all your grandma's clothing.
I'm telling you that I've picked up my bag
from that exact conveyor belt.
Yeah.
And that looks like the standard
pick up your luggage at Fort Lauderdale.
And I just can't believe, Ethan was out here
being like, it's a photo op, it flew private
and then they brought it over to this thing.
I'm like, why would you do that?
You guys need to stop listening to Ethan
putting him on microphones or repeating anything
he says on the air.
So what's wrong with Ethan?
He's got good hockey information.
I mean, Dan's trying to be helpful though.
So am I to believe that next year, because if the Panthers win, well actually, hold on a second,
Dan, your wish of the Panthers losing on purpose might present a great opportunity.
We could just, we could steal the Stanley Cup.
Like if we know that it just flies regular
All we need to do is check the flights that are headed into Edmonton if the Panthers lose tonight
I just hang out in baggage claim figure out where Phil's traveling from it's from Fort Lauderdale more likely than not right just because
Of proximity to the stadium and then just look at all of the flights that are leaving from the Fort Lauderdale area that are headed towards
Edmonton and you could time it out and just wait at all of the flights that are leaving from the Fort Lauderdale area that are headed towards Edmonton, and you could time it out
and just wait in baggage claim in Edmonton
and steal the Stanley Cup.
It looked different than all the other bags.
You wanna bring a box of your own
so you can deny,
oh, I thought that was right.
Put a couple stickers on it.
The old switcherooist, you got set.
Yeah, you go into the,
I wouldn't say that I know what you do,
but you go in with your replica case,
fill it with a bunch of bricks or whatever.
This is, we're gonna need a crew.
This is probably at least a two man job,
because you need someone that's distracting Phil
to delay his arrival towards baggage claims,
where you make the old switcheroo.
Now I'll tell you that Phil, the keeper of the cup,
does work with the airlines to ensure
that it gets to his hands and his hands only.
That is sitting on like a luggage corral
that I'm seeing right there.
That photo has it just sitting there
out in the open for the taking, upside down even.
Billy, I just question whether the satisfaction
would be the same if we stole it instead of won it.
What do you mean?
Like if we just steal the cup and we're on the run with it.
Cup's a cup.
Oh no, there's a black market for the Stanley Cup
without a doubt.
Without a doubt, there's a black market for the Stanley Cup.
You could move the cup.
Yeah.
Hey!
Look at, but also by the way,
I would like to say, I don't know what airline that was,
if you see the luggage tag or whatever,
but that clearly has multiple fragile stickers on it,
and it's upside down.
Like they are not taking care of that bag
the way that it was instructed to be taken care of.
Billy.
Yeah.
I don't think you know how black markets work.
What do you mean?
You can't sell stuff that
is one of a kind. Yes you can. That is stolen. I don't think you understand how black markets work.
That's exactly how they work. All the stolen stuff is on the black market. There's always a buyer. Yeah, that's how you move
art pieces that are stolen. There's always a buyer on the black market. Dan's only been to white markets. Dan,
you love documentaries. I will tell you, there's a documentary series
that's out on Netflix now
that it's about stealing the world's biggest diamond
out of this, I think it's called like the Millennium Dome
or something in London.
It's three episodes, it's a quick watch.
They know how to get you in.
And they were trying to steal
the largest diamond in the world
and there was a buyer waiting.
I'm not gonna tell you how it ends,
but there was a buyer waiting. That's how gonna tell you how it ends, but there was a buyer waiting.
That's how the black market works.
There's always a buyer.
I don't know how you find the buyer.
I don't know how you access the black market,
but if you have something that's one of one,
there's someone on the black market
that's willing to pay top dollar-ish for it.
He really has the answers, man.
Can one of you please look up for me?
When I was in Norway for the Olympics,
while I was there in Oslo,
someone stole the Scream painting,
the famous Scream painting,
and it's not something you can resell.
You know, you guys know what I'm talking about
when I say the-
The dark web.
Look up for me, please,
what happened after that was stolen
and how difficult it is to sell something like that
that everyone knows is stolen.
You've seen the movies.
It's some rich collector somewhere.
He's got the piece of art in his bedroom
that only like maybe five people in the world
will ever have access to.
And it's just a show piece.
You just can't tell anybody about it.
You sign an NDA when you walk in the door.
You need to have the buyers lined up
before you pull off the heist because if you do it
without the heist then they know that there's a desperation for you to move it and then
the price goes down.
You need the buyers in advance.
More than one buyer obviously is the prime situation because then you have them outbidding
each other.
So when you tell your friends, hey Stan is in town, they know what that means.
There have been 10 to 50 high profile, that's quite the range, but the Guardian did a piece on this.
10 to 50 high profile cases of famous original pieces
of work replaced by a fake because the original was stolen.
In fact, it is estimated in this article
that hundreds to the low thousands
aren't the actual original piece
because the original piece was stolen
and then replaced by a fake.
Isn't that what happened in the Mr. Bean movie, right?
Where Whistler's mother was stolen and they ended up replacing it just Isn't that what happened in the Mr. Bean movie, right? Where Whistler's mother was stolen
and they ended up replacing it just with like a poster
from the gift shop.
Spoiler alert if you haven't watched the Mr. Bean movie.
But they just use a replica from the gift shop.
No one knew the difference.
In fact, the Uzbek State Art Museum
employees sold originals and replaced them
with fakes for over 15 years.
Thank you.
I keep seeing the Michael Cira movie
being shoved down my throat.
What is it, like, does a new movie come out?
The Phoenician something?
You guys know a movie.
Yeah, isn't that a Wes Anderson movie?
Yes, Michael Cira is just knocking off Mr. Bean in that.
Okay, that's-
Have you seen that in the preview?
No.
It's just Michael Cira playing Mr. Bean.
It's Michael Cira that they're pushing down your throat.
Javier Bardem is in, oh no, I'm sorry,
it's Benicio del Toro in that movie.
I saw, since you mentioned Billy documentaries
and my love of documentaries,
I've been on a scam documentary spree,
just people who are scamming stuff,
and see if you can look up the title of this for me,
because he went by Jace,
but the name of the movie is
Who the Bleep is and I've forgotten the person's name because it was Jace something and then
it became a different title.
But that person was such a con artist and I wonder what you do here.
This is Spoiler Alert Tuesday.
Is that what this is?
That's tomorrow but we'll do it early.
It's fine.
Oh today's Shirt Tuesday.
Oh no today's not Shirt Tuesday. It's Spoiler Oh today shirt Tuesday. Oh, no today's not shirt Tuesday
Okay, it's spoiler alert Tuesday. Sure you I suppose take off my shirt. Well, Jace is the name
It's not it's not in the title as Jace
But he went in the movie by Jace and the title of the movie is like Jack something because his name is not
actually Jace, but the thing that he did as a con man that was funny and
but the thing that he did as a con man that was funny and should have been obvious to the women
is when he gave the woman that he was dating as a gift,
three women's watches on the same day.
Watches.
None of them in boxes, none of them in gift wrapping.
They were simply stolen.
He didn't give her one. He gave her three.
And after three years of unrelenting fraud,
she confronted him having found out that he was fraud.
And he just looks at her and said, Anne?
Like, just a sociopath.
Yeah.
And she couldn't do anything.
Like her life was ruined
and he's just standing in the kitchen.
Checkmated her.
Yeah, everything's fake and I don't care
because I'm shameless.
Yep, those three watches I gave you
were clearly stolen because I didn't even put them in boxes
and I just gave you three watches at once.
You got me.
It's a thought that counts.
Bad news though, who the bleep is Jack Jace prompt
that I think you gave me?
Not coming up.
Yeah, again, Jace is not in the title.
Yes, I know, but you said Jack isn't potentially
in the title.
You didn't give me the title, you gave me a guy, Jace. So who the bleep? I did Jack Jace, not in the title. Yes, I know, but you said Jack isn't potentially in the title, you didn't give me the title,
you gave me a guy, Jace, so who the bleep,
I did Jack Jace, nothing so far.
All right, I'll find it.
You guys can entertain yourself.
I like your chances.
Yeah, go ahead and entertain yourself.
Hold on, TV show?
Just need a little bit more information, who is in it?
Right, it's a documentary, it's not a movie,
it's a documentary that is a three episode,
or it's a two episode documentary about fraud.
So docu-series.
Okay.
It's important.
Is it?
Yeah.
When you're searching.
Yeah, when we're trying to give you an answer
for something that's on the tip of your mind
and you're out here getting frustrated.
All right, so.
What's it on?
Start with that one.
So it's Who the Bleep is Jason Porter.
It's a rom-con.
Rom-con is what it's called.
So not Jack, Jason Porter.
R-O-M-C-O-N, Who the Bleep is Jason Porter.
Yeah, who the, yeah, rom-con-N Who the Bleep is Jason Porter.
Yeah, who the, yeah, RomCon colon Who the Bleep is Jason Porter.
Got it, okay.
And so, thank you, I'm glad you guys were able to find that on the internet with all
the clues that I gave you and I had to look it up and find it on my own phone instead.
I mean, come on.
Who the Bleep is Jack Jase?
I didn't give you enough information, I know, I had to give you you more I found it in seconds, but I had to give you more
I know love that rom-con
That is a good title. I like it. What do you do if someone's been a fraud in your life for three years?
They're standing in your kitchen you confront them and they're like and yeah, you host a radio show with them for 20 years
It's such a game subscribe to God bless football. Thank you. That's to party. Yeah It's such a gangster. And then you subscribe to God Bless Football.
Thank you, Ed Stupotty.
Yeah, what's that web handle?
StuTube.
StuTube, yes.
YouTube.com slash EdSugot790.
You're good.
Subribe.
Subribe.
You guys, he said that out loud.
That wasn't in your ear.
I've never felt older.
You can't tell the difference.
You haven't?
As if not knowing your own YouTube handled it for you. It's Taylor's show. I've never felt older. You can't tell the difference. You're having?
As if not knowing your own YouTube handled it for you.
It's Taylor's show.
How about Jack J's?
The fraud genre in documentaries is great.
And it's challenging the murder documentary.
Put her on the poll at LeBataar's show.
Is the fraud documentary genre challenging
the murder documentary genre?
Because the shamelessness of this stuff is what grabs you.
I would love to see the look on my wife's face
if I tried to give her three watches
that didn't have gift wrapping on them.