The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: The Guy with Light Eyes

Episode Date: January 17, 2024

Larsa Pippen discusses her sex life, but is shower stuff sex? Our crew makes the important determination. Then, Jim Harbaugh, the NFL, and a discussion on the most successful siblings. Plus, our Friendly Neighborhood Race Lady Jemele Hill stops by to discuss the Detroit Lions, Todd Bowles and the weather, Julian Edelman and Danny Amendola's approach to concussions, and Bradley Cooper. Also, Billy has a comparison for Taylor Swift: Grey's Anatomy actor, Jesse Williams. He'll explain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffeine's Network. This is the Dunluba Tarshou with the Stugat's Podcast. I need some help from the group, from the young people or the younger people, because when I read the other day, and I had not seen that Larsa Pippen claimed at one point that her and Scotty Pippen were having sex four times a night and that she never got a night off. But now she is saying that her and Marcus Jordan are having sex five times a night. And when I'm reading those numbers, I'm feeling

a bit like Kat Williams saying he reads 8,000 books in a year. I'm like, where and how do you find the time and the energy? Those numbers cannot possibly be right. Larsa Pippen can't be mathematically correct here. Not even if people sex and addicts, are they having sex five times a night every night? That's not that bad. What is that? Eight minutes. Cat Williams reads 21 books a day.

I mean, wasn't that the claim that he reads 8,000 books a year? He also claims that he is an impeccable short game and that it doesn't matter where he drives it, he's finishing for part. I, uh, that's my sex life. I'm finishing for part. Incredible short game. I feel like if you're doing those numbers,

you gotta space it out and not just do it at night. Like there's gotta be some morning stuff going on here. Like that's just, what, after 6 p.m. Is there just any, any possibility that they're exaggerating. Well, but let's, let's, let's, let's, let's like one upper. But what is that? Yes, of course, she's probably exaggerating, but in what, in what world does anyone listening to this have that kind of appetite stamina and time? I mean, maybe early on, but they've been together for a while now.

Oh, yeah. No shot. Don't you love love? I mean The idea that it was four times with Scotty but five times a night with Marcus Jordan just to kind of rub a little extra salt in the wound It's really it's so funny was that what they were doing was it was it that calculated? Couldn't tell when I saw it get aggregated It was probably the calculations word calculations. You know what I saw that on the timeline.

I'm like, Dan's gonna wanna talk about this like it's serious. Like they're actually having this much sex. No way. I, you know what? I didn't wanna have to articulate this, but I sincerely doubt they're having sex five times. That's reckless speculations.

Maybe there have been days. Or nose. You go to Cabo once in a while, maybe in an anniversary, but there's just too many things going on. Maybe they got reality show cameras surrounding them. Maybe it's a typo and they meant week. Because that would be a lot. Is anybody listening to this? Put this on the pole,

Juju, please, at Levitard show. Have any of you listening to this had sex five times a night every night for an entire week? Yes or no? A month? That would be. A good month. Do you never know? Maybe they're trying to have a baby. I wanted to ask you guys about these harbaud details.

These reported, I don't know if it was Dan Wetzel or I saw it aggregated at least in part by Dan Wetzel. I mean I jerk off five times a day, but that's different. Yeah, that's true. And that's like four minutes, right? Yeah. Way quicker this way. That Jim Harbaugh has been offered by Michigan

a six year contract for $11.5 million a year. Does shower stuff count? Because I feel like you're essentially cleaning it. That's a good question. I'm going to the back here. What do you mean does shower stuff count? Because I feel like you're essentially cleaning it. That's a good question. I'm going to the back here. What do you mean does shower stuff count? No, it shouldn't count. Why shouldn't it count?

You're basically cleaning it. Yeah. Shower stuff. What do you agree with? That's like you're running an errand while you're doing it. We've reached consensus. Shower stuff does not count. It's not consensus because I don't agree with you.

Oh, one consensus. Agreed to disagree. Okay, six out of seven, that's consensus. Does not count. It's not consensus because I don't agree with you Agreed disagree. Okay, you said a seven. That's consensus that shower sex doesn't count as sex. I don't know It's stuff. No, we're not talking about sex stuff stuff Jim Harms has reported deal of six years, $11.5 million a year. So in other words, less than Monty Williams to coach in the same region. But with the added detail and this such a great detail, I have future immunity on all of the NCAA investigations and whatever it is that they might reveal. That is a great detail.

He's negotiating that? I don't think you can if the NFL wants to punish you. I don't think you can contractually... No, no, for Michigan, to stay at Michigan. The NFL is not going to punish him for anything. No, the NFL, there is. Remember, there's the Jim Tressle the the gym trestle precedent with the tattoos you guys think he got suspended when he went to the colts

you guys think the gym harbors gonna suffer some sort of n-f-l penalty you guys foresee that coming before the investees gonna see is gonna have a job before all of those investigations have been final i think the it's been reported by uh... reporters with some wait behind them that uh... the n-f-l that does kind of doesn't bestowations have been final. Yeah, I think it's been reported by reporters with some weight behind them that the NFL does kind of want to protect its minor league and doesn't want people to just break in the rules over there with impunity that they do want them to serve time.

And they did Jim Trussle was a national championship winner not unlike, even though that one was a bullshit championship, not unlike Jim Harball. No, there was a report, Mike is right, that came out like in the heat of all the counter-stallion stuff, but it seems like since then the NFL maybe doesn't care as much, just like, I think the college football reporters have kind of backed off the story

and aren't really sure what's going to happen next, but it doesn't seem like he actually would get suspended in the NFL, even though that weird report did come out a couple months ago. I assumed when these details came out because the interview process right now is, Harbaugh is gonna be up for the same sort of openings that Bella checks up for.

So how do you create leverage? You create leverage by making it seem like you have a sweetheart deal to go back to Michigan. As soon as I saw these numbers leaked and I saw the details of, oh wait, Michigan is trying to stay in the game with something that is a competitive professional contract and also the added detail of the offer offers immunity for all future penalties unseen. And I don't know if Michigan has actually agreed to that or if it's just that Harbaugh has

requested that because of course he would request that because he's going to try and use what would be the most leverage a Michigan coach has ever had because the stains don't harm him any when it comes to he's already won the championship and he could dictate his own terms because Michigan doesn't want him to leave. So the immunity would be from financial penalty because they can't provide immunity if the NCAA decides to fight. No, it's a fight. It's that they can't fire him for whatever's revealed in any of the investigations.

What? There are multiple investigations and no matter what they reveal, he is asking basically for a pardon on all things no matter what's revealed. So how much leverage does he have? How much time is on his contract? Because I would call Bluff here, if I'm Michigan, Jim Harboh has been actively trying to get back to the NFL for three years now, and the NFL has collectively decided without the glory of a championship behind him.

No thanks. So call his Bluff. Why would you cave for that? I know. I would give it to him. He'd just want you a national championship I guess that's your last like give it to him who cares if Rutgers doesn't miss a fuel goal He's fired He couldn't We were that close not long ago. There's also all the cheating stuff that could potentially impact his ability to coach Not that the NCAA is like a credible go. There's also all the cheating stuff that could potentially impact his ability to coach.

Not that the NCAA is like a credible organization here. I don't think they are, but I see Michigan wanting to like look out for themselves as well in case something happens. And then they're screwed for a season because they've had scholarships taken away or a suspension or something like that. Side note, Connor Stallions is on cameo. Really? how much? Did you see he posted a IG story of a Michigan championship hat while driving around the horseshoe and Columbus? I mean, the lack of shame. I like it. First off.

Is he like college football's George San Jose? I think it is. It is exactly like that. Because Michigan has developed this whole like a victim complex and while also being shameless about what happened they're having it both ways which you rarely ever see outside of politics stallions was being bought drinks the night that they i saw video of just people sending drinks over wherever it is that he was watching the games uh... the game of the champion yeah i saw that he was at the semifinal game of the champion. Yeah, I saw that he was at the semi-final.

Like there were photographs of him at the rose. What was his crime being too much of a Michigan man? No, selling bad vacuums. That, I forgot about that. I'm being funny if that's how this all comes down, right? Is that like the government gets involved and it's like, buddy, you were selling used vacuums. You can't do that.

The cheating, that's fine, but you can't sell like new vacuum, it haven't be clearly used. Exactly, get all the fur out of the filter. I really hope that we don't forget about that central Michigan aspect of this. I hope we don't move on from that, and that we actually, with this platform, hold people accountable, I need to know what happened

with the central Michigan disguise. Was it indeed him? Who credentialed him? Who was he working for? Was this a Michigan mission or a Central Michigan mission? Can you guys think of a couple of siblings outside of the William sisters who would feel the level of satisfaction and fulfillment that the Harbaugh's would feel last week when Jim Harbaugh can say, I'm the last one who beats Sabin and he left the sport and John Harbaugh can have one of the

best teams in football as Belicec is run out of his city and his job is perfectly safe. The idea that the two brothers there get to conquer football that way on the professional level and on the collegiate level while we're sitting here talking about whether Jim Harbock can ask after an undefeated season with maximum leverage, more leverage than a Michigan coach has ever had. And he can with a straight face say, if you want to keep me and if I have to settle for merely returning to Michigan, the way that I will do it is if you give me immunity from

my multiple investigations and anything they reveal. Like the idea that the Harbos can sit at a table and be like, who won more and the argument is, well, the argument ends on, well, I beat you in the Super Bowl by, you know, by a couple of plays, I beat you in a Super Bowl, that they live in that space of having conquered that sport on every level when they used to be kids who ran out of the car with Jack Harbors yelling at them to seize the day must be wildly fulfilling to know that both of you are kings of that size.

Chair bear brings up a good point which is the Kardashians. I had Mary Kaden Ashley. I was thinking of the Kelsey's but. I had the Achos of the Kelsey's but I had the a chose the diesels The Kelsey's isn't Jason walking back the retirement now He is he's saying that what he said to his teammates in the emotion of losing what are you shaking your head about Billy? I'm not I'm just you are I'm looking at you. You're shaking your head What do you work on being less like? Expressive because you calls on you. Yeah, I need to work on being less like expressive. Expressive cause he calls on you.

Yeah, I need to just not react. So he don't want to be on it. Cause beforehand, I was saying he's walking away at the wrong time and Jeremy's like, this is actually the perfect time and he kind of swayed me in that pre-show meeting. I'm like, you know what, he's right. He's gonna get all these opportunities now.

I was thinking, you're more popular than ever. Like stick around another year, but year from now we may be annoyed by him. But now if he's going back and he's coming, just shit or shit or get off the pot. Like make a decision, are we retiring? Are we not? Put it on the pole, please.

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Don't levertard. Is it Tuesday? Yeah. Is this gonna run on Tuesday? You better, why would you not interview me and then not run it on the same day? Mm-hmm stupid Non-sensical you're right still got why are you leaving? Why might be doing this interview? I should be like on a live program This is the down lebatar Show with the Stukats. Jemelle Hill has gone full Hollywood. She knows what it's like to have entertainment vehicles produce her well and surround her with all of the bells and whistles that Hollywood can provide with CGI and other things.

So let's craft and finish up and show to her what our people have been working on by way of introduction so that Jamel Hill can be introduced properly anytime she appears with us. It's time for your friendly neighborhood race lady. There it is ladies and gentlemen, that's all we've got got we don't have anything else it's unbelievably crappy

uh... jimmel thank you for being on with us i don't actually want to talk race with her this time i want to talk what detroit line detroit liens football is what i want to talk about you uh... you love detroit you can explain better you can explain better than almost anybody in sports media what the fact that the Detroit lions are winning football games means to Detroit she's a 49ers fan uh... but she she knows the region shows the area i'm not talking about her

fandom i'm talking about the city of Detroit she certainly knows that very well so help me understand what's going on in Detroit and the regional identity that the city gets from what has been historically a laughable loser yeah now let me just say that's already the best intro maybe i've ever been given and i i you know when you said the lead of the build up that you had that i was expected that you all were gonna have my face super imposed on a Spider-Man costume

with like friendly neighborhood race lady, like right there, that's where I thought you were going with that, but I get it because Disney, because trademark, because copyright, I understand, you're not trying to get sued. Yes, it is true, I am not a Lions fan, nor have I ever been a Lions fan. A lot of people find this weird because I'm a fan of pretty much every Detroit team,

but that would, but people have to understand that when I was growing up, and I know this been a lion's fan. A lot of people find this weird because I'm a fan of pretty much every Detroit team, but that would, but people have to understand that when I was growing up, and I know this is a story that a lot of lion's fans can say, the lions were really bad. They were arguably, I mean, they've had a lot of low points, but they were in one of their lower points in the franchise history. I mean, this is during the years of like Eric Hipwell

and Chuck Long. Like, they went seven or eight straight years just as I was coming into my fandom and to my sports fandom where they were well below 500. I mean, rattling off like four, five wins and they were pretty much a disgrace. I mean, and, you know and they were like paper bag on your head bat. And so during that time, it was like the 49ers. My mother was a big fan of Joe Montana. And she talked about him a lot. And so I just sort of started gravitating to the 49ers

and seeing the misery that my friends and my family have gone through for decades because of this team. Why would I want anything to do with that? And so I just kind of never really rooted for them. I never rooted against them. They were just, I was just very indifferent to them. But to answer your question about what this means for the city of Detroit, I can very well speak to that.

I'm living it because my husband is a huge Lions fan. He's been a Lions fan his whole life. He's from Detroit as well. And I'm happy for him to see him this excited. I mean, just a couple years ago, we were living out here in L.A. You know, the Lions are not that far removed from being what was it? 3 and 13. Something along those lines, I was Dan Campbell's first season.

They weren't very good and a lot of Lions fans were very disappointed because it was more the same that they had gotten under Matt Patricia. But I have often said this that even though Detroit has different nicknames in terms of a sports town, they've been called Hockey Town, which I'm sure Roy loves, because of the Red Wings, and their success that they've had in the past. But truthfully, if the Lions went to a Super Bowl, and certainly if they wanted, then just even going to a Super Bowl would probably be the biggest sports story in Detroit history. And maybe even the state's entire history

because people there have been waiting for this for a long time. So put them in the same category as Cleveland Brown fans and any of the other franchises that have suffered through bad management, poor leadership, bad coaching, players that didn't live up to expectation. They have suffered through all of it. Numerous humiliations. So I'm happy for the city. I'm happy for my

husband and for all the Lions fans who had to endure this. And now they finally have a moment. Explain this part to me because I don't know what this city is at its core. Hockey has done some winning. Baseball has done some winning. Basketball has done some winning. Is that a football town first? It is. I mean, it's not any different than I think. I'm a lot of towns in America. Our particular you talk about the Midwest, Detroit is still very much the Midwest. It's driven a lot, you know, by football. And this year in particular, you have you of them who won a national title.

Now you have the Lions in position to play where they're playing meaningful games and certainly have a shot at going to the Super Bowl. Yeah, I mean, I think for a lot of people, the identity of football very much relates to the identity of the town. I mean, really every winning team or every team in Detroit takes on the personality of Detroit. I don't know what's the chicken and what's the egg or whether or not they have players

in teams that just fit the personality or those players in teams begin to fit the dynamic of Detroit, which is blue collar, hard working, you know, you know, very transparent people, very nice people, you know, all of these characteristics of Gritty City because Detroit, you know, has often not been regaled very highly in the national media, you know, for so many years Detroit was like the butt of the national joke when it came to crime, when it came to poverty during the recession, when it went viral about how

there are homes in Detroit that were going for a thousand dollars that you could buy. People are always, there's a long history of people always laughing at Detroit and it's something that people from Detroit take very personally. And so when there is a time where we can show people that good things, positive things, great things happen in the city, that's when I think we really are at our, we really are filled with the most pride, is allowing people into our layer, it's our city to see like, despite what people say

about this city, good things are here. I wanna see if I can make Jamel Wins or cringe. I don't know if she has seen this press conference question that was directed at Todd Bould's before this game. Listen to this, I hope you have not seen this. You're looking forward to some Detroit. The weather has been a factor in some of the playoff games, even for the most prepared teams.

Today it's 13 and Detroit, which doesn't compare to some of the temperatures in the top two. Any special plans to accolade the team to not only endure, but perform in those kind of virgin temperature, should you face them and control it? You do know we play indoors, right? They got a dome. No, nothing planned.

We're indoors. It's like one of those, I wanna get away commercials that's all the worst their fives you said that. Okay, so this is what I want people to understand. One, yes, is absolutely correct. As a journalist, you gotta know that, right? That's a must know that Detroit has been playing

at a dome for like a thousand years already like they they have you know so like it didn't just start with four field at the silver doll before that like kind of has happened but what one I tie balls I mean was relatively gracious in his answer because I know a lot of coaches that would have sought to humiliate that reporter in front of everybody and, you know, with the cameras rolling. I'm just going to guess that this is not clearly somebody who covers sports. And you know that it gets to a certain point when a team is successful in the playoffs

and understand a lot of local news stations are understaffed and they do not have people to just cover sports. A lot of the news anchors or a lot of the field reporters who do primarily do news are sometimes put over into sports because they just don't have enough bodies to cover everything. And so I'm going to guess that this is probably a woman that was dropped into this situation who does not cover sports on a regular basis, saw that Tampa Bay is playing at Detroit. And you know, I mean, she immediately thought they got to play outside. It's Detroit. I mean, Cleveland plays outside, the Bayers play outside. She was just like, Hey, two plus two equals four. It's Detroit. The weather's cold. It's 19 degrees. They should probably

be playing outside. So I want to put the picture up of Todd Bulls here just so that we can look at it together because Todd Bulls does seem he is being gracious but you can see on his face and Jamel was gracious there as well. You can see on his face that he is finding the question of a bit perplexing. I want to play some more sound here for Jamel, though, because I saw that Chris Collinsworth, people like to beat up on Chris Collinsworth, and when we got that awful hit on Higby

in the Detroit Rams game, Collinsworth said that a player would rather be hit in the head than in the knees, and a lot of people ripped Chris Collinsworth for saying, yeah, yeah, they'd rather be drooling later in life than have a leg injury. But listen to Edelman and Amandola talk about how they tried to conceal head injuries

because what Collinsworth said was absolutely true. Listen to Amandola and Edelman on this. One time you looked at me and you said, if I get hit one more time in the head, I see that star, I'm gonna have to retire. I think he's to saw the star like seven more times that year and played for like seven more years after that too. That's a **** that star.

That's just **** that star. What was our pact on punt returns? If one of us would get knocked out, then the other one would come peel us off the ground. So we didn't have to miss the game and then possibly the next game, because when we had incentives on playing. So it was like, when I come over to you

after you get done on punt return, I'll come pick them up and I'll say, grab your knee. Grab your knee. And so we're trying to beat the system. Any e-com in who say, dude, it's November 3rd, it's about two o'clock, we're down by seven. They'd bring in the independent doctor. I just fucking do a clock. We're down by seven, it's about two thirty'clock. We're down by seven that they'd bring in the independent dog. I can do a clock. We're down by seven. It's about two thirty. Get out of here.

Proactive. Proactivity. It's a combination of honest and disturbing to hear them laughing about that that way. Yeah. Well, and then it shows you football players are wired differently. I mean, I I talked to them enough to know interview them enough over the years you have to Dan. They got a chip in them that is different than anybody else's where they have normalized this type of punishment and it's interesting that Chris Collinsworth took that criticism because as soon as that hit happened I tweeted. This is why players say they rather get hit in the head than in the knee. And I've heard so many of them say that publicly. I've heard them say it

privately. And that's part of being built much different because if we step back from it and analyze what football is and what it does to the body is as many doctors have said it's being in a car collision every single play or you know for four straight quarters or whatever and you have to be a little I don't want to use the word crazy but that's the only word that comes into mind in order to play that sport and to know what you will face and so I'm not surprised that they said that you know players have been cheating the system for a while you have to you do have to honestly save them for themselves so that years down the line. They won't regret some of these decisions that they've made That was your friendly neighborhood race lady

Not a single question about race not a single one. I feel proud of ourselves. But, but then though, I'm about to be really though because I am because I feel like you, you, you haven't false advertised to people. Like, I was supposed to come on and talk about race and I didn't. There is a racial element to the lion's story that very much involved me that you didn't ask me about. I'm sorry we don't have time. We're we've run out of time. We can't do it. Are you deaf? It wasn't my thought America. It was dancefall. Are you deaf? Wait, if you're desperate to do it, we'll just play this music behind you and you can do it, but I didn't invite it. I was going to get out of here without doing it. If you insist on doing it, I will seed the floor to you. All right, so here it is then. I have a lion get out of here without doing it. If you insist on doing it, I will see the floor to you.

All right, so here it is, Dan. I have a lot of Lions fans who have been in my mentions because during Dan Campbell's introductory press conference when he was introduced as Lions coach, it was bizarre. And I know you all may find it when you talk about the whole Biden kneecaps and it just sounded real cannibalistic and it was a bizarre thing and my quote tweet was this is who black coaches are losing opportunities to now since the lives of started winning like nobody was tweeting me when it was 3 or 13 of course but since the lives of started winning all of these fans have resurfaced this tweet they've called me every raceator in the book based off

what I said three years ago when he was introduced. But here's what these people do not understand. One, I'm glad it worked out in that Dan Campbell is turned out to be a fine coach and that he's sending the lines in a direction that is unprecedented for this franchise. But it was never about Dan Campbell. It was always about the process. That is what I was thinking. It was the process. That's the race lady in the morning. See, I'm sending out race tickets out here. See you later, Jamal. See you.

I told them, I told them to let you get some of your point in before they started drowning you out That's good no, it worked better that you drown me out I'm gonna have a whole commentary of it on YouTube like later the win so it's on All right, see you Don't let a tart earlier in the show the question, what would Stugat to do with one invisible day? Stugat's.

One day where he could be invisible, we decided that during banking hours he would choose a week day, he would rob all the banks in the universe from eight to five, and then at night he would alter sporting event results by being an invisible man in games he had better. This is the Don Lebatard show with this two gods. Dan, I was trying to figure something out. You look like you wanted to say something, so I said. I was gonna say, hey, I was too slow. When you said, Dan, I was gonna say, hey, but I didn't, I was too slow.

Not that easy, huh? Hey, it's Dan. I was a little slow and you jumped right in, so go ahead. Well, I try to keep it moving. You know this Taylor Swift? Have you seen Taylor Swift? Oh, there's this outrage of Taylor Swift. She goes to all the chiefs games and then people are like, get Taylor Swift off my screen.

And then now all the Swifties have fun calling them brads and chads and dads, which is just as annoying, if not more annoying than the people saying, get Taylor Swift with dog mice. And now it's just like two annoying worlds colliding with each other. I'm aware of what's happened there. All of which is a pop star is helping the NFL, all of it. Yeah, dating a Kelsey, Travis, not the one that retired or maybe unretired. We don't know yet.

Time will tell. Anyway, so I was trying to think, because I like taillers with, so I don't have the average one they show, but I was trying to think of, you know, celebrities that have driven me crazy, and specifically I was trying to think because I like Taylor Swift, so I don't have the average one they show her, but I was trying to think of, you know, celebrities that have driven me crazy, and specifically I was trying to think of male examples so that I wouldn't be called a sexist

for saying I was annoyed for this person being showed. And I thought of one that really drove me crazy years ago, and it was Jesse Williams. Do you remember him? I have no idea what you're talking about. During NBA finals? Yeah, in the finals. Jesse Williams. Is's just 10 years ago

Is this not on Taylor Swift's level? It was in terms of annoyance for me personally Jesse Williams had like an NBA Finals that I'm assuming that he was in and that's why It was bothering me because like every break we were hearing from Jesse Williams I think he was showing us Verizon phones. He had like some movie or some show that was out and like every game we were checking in with Jesse Williams and like he's a handsome man he has great eyes I mean the eyes do it you think about eyes that I'm like you're blessed with good eyes right and like if you have great eyes it's hard to be ugly right. Did you know Billy that I didn't know my eyes were green until like two years ago?

I always thought they were brown, I mean, not blue. What? I had on my driver's license, brown. Are you okay? No. What? People always told me I had brown eyes, and then like two years ago, I was like looking

in the mirror, and I was like, my eyes are green. My eyes are green. Like held captive as a child. Did you not have a mirror? I don't understand. I just thought my eyes were brown. I don't know, I just never noticed. How is that possible?

I mean, they do have like, I could see green and brown. I have like a brown, a brown outline for sure, but the meat of the iris, the meat is green. Put it on the poll at Lebitard show. If you have light eyes, does it automatically make you more attractive? Wait a minute. Hold on a second.

Yes, Billy, please stay here. How old are you when you learned the color of your eyes? 26. A couple of years ago, she said. How old? It was recent, because I was like trying on new eyeliners, and I someone was like, oh, you should try like violet, because it will contrast your green eyes. And I was like, my what?

I think it's actually because my sister has like even greener eyes than me. So I think my parents were doing like a comparison thing there where they're like, Debbie has the green eyes. You have the brown eyes. But mine were just a darker green. Hers were green green. Billy, I don't know anything about Jesse. I'm confused. So I'm confused about that.

Yes, but I don't know that there's any more meat on that. He didn't correct me. Can you give me some more information about your hair? Do you know what color your hair is? Well, it's like a dark strawberry blonde, yeah, or just blonde now. Jesse Williams has light eyes. And I think he was also an only murders in the building.

He was like the love interest. He was a great anatomy guy, right? Yeah, so he was in 275 episodes of Grey's Anatomy. That's like half the episode. 2009 to 20. Is that five episodes of the NBA finals? Is that why you think they were having them down our throats?

Because they were just trying to promo. That's how it usually works. But what's weird is it was 2015. So it was halfway through this stint on Grey's Anatomy. Unless Grey's Anatomy was having a really bad run and they were trying to kind of boost up a rating for me. 2013, he was at the finals here.

There was just a year that we couldn't get enough of Jesse. Well, let me rephrase that. I had plenty of Jesse Williams, but I've held it against him ever since, and I'm wondering if this is kind of what's going on with Taylor moving forward with the brads and chads and dads of the world. And if there's any other celebrities

that you guys have turned on because of overexposure, does Spike Lee get this with Nick's? No, I love seeing Spike Lee on the sidelines. Oh, but it's a different time. He got it when they were at the height of winning. They've been less relevant since then. Spike Lee also for me is like a celebrity that I grew up and I was like, that's the Nick's fan.

Like I didn't, like that, like he's the director, you know what I mean? He's a Nick's fan who happens to direct moves. No, he didn't even know he was a director. It sounds like, yeah, he does something. I don't know what movies he does, because I was a kid watching him and like, as an eight-year-old, am I gonna be watching Spike Lee movies? Probably not.

That's the same director. Yeah, exactly right. There's some eight-year-old right now that's like, look at that chiefs fan. That's a chiefs fan Taylor Swift. That's how, like, somebody who hasn't stumbled upon her music yet is just like, oh, look, look at that chiefs fan. Isn't it so that the reason I think I'm explaining this

to the audience and it doesn't necessarily need to be explained, but people understand that when a celebrity has a great seat at a lot of these events, oftentimes, their plants in order to promote whatever thing they have on that network. They do it as a means of cross-promotion. I think most people listening to that, no listening to this, no that. I don't know if that was the case with Jesse Williams.

Oh no, 100% was. We could not hear the end of whatever Jesse Williams was. They even gave him a microphone sometimes. It wasn't just like, there he is. Like, he was there, he was talking, he was like interacting and I haven't been able to forgive him ever since. So like, is there a celebrity like that with yours? And now I have a follow up question slash game

based on the Spike Lee thing that maybe you guys wanna play, maybe you don't and we'll just move on. So I said the Spike Lee I always thought of just as a, as a famous fan. I did it today because there's this new murder mystery show like on Hulu that's coming out. And I was like, oh yeah, it's with the guy

from a homeland, homeland. And you guys were like outraged by the fact that that's how I described. Mandy Patinkin, who's like an absolute star in a legend, Billy. Billy's right, though, that's the guy from homeland. Yeah, sure. The guy from Dick Tracy.

That guy. We see also in that. I mean, it's gonna be more of the piano. The guy from Dick Tracy, that guy. I mean, we see also in that. I mean, it's gonna be more of the painfully. Oh, boy, Roy, but it's not, I mean. No, but to Billy's point though, there is especially like Gen Z as they're growing up with older celebrities thinking like, oh, like the older guys

from only murders in the building, they're pretty funny and it's like, holy shit, you're talking about Martin Short and Steve Murray, like you don't know those guys. You mean the guy from Cheaper by the dozen? Yeah, exactly. Also. I mean, that was honestly what I kind of grew up with it as. And like Regis Filman was always like the who wants to be a millionaire guy.

Oh, but that's just when you were a brownite girl. That was a long time ago. Dan Morrison. I can't believe that that's actually happening. By the way, Kelly Ripa. He's a hard guy. She went in the lottery, right? Getting that show with Regi. And then she took Kelly Ripa. Oh, God. She went in the lottery, right? Getting that show with Reach. And then she took over. Now she just, you know what, let's hire my husband. Well, twice as much money. Wow.

That's the best. I wish I had a husband I could hire. Why are you bringing up Kelly Ripa now? Because we talked about Regis. And she was saying that she knew Regis only from who wants to be a millionaire. And she did live with Regis and Kelly. You guys are aware, right, that Mike sure who's gonna be joining us shortly, that his father-in-law was Regis Philbin, right?

Yeah, well now I know who has Mike sure's father in there. Yeah, that's right. I felt bad one time that I texted Mike sure, and I try to be very judicious as to when I text him things, because I don't want to ruin that relationship, not that it even exists, but I don't wanna ruin it. And it was about the mass singer and I was like, so people were thinking that Regis is the taco or whoever it was, right? I think it was a taco.

I think I ended up being Tom Bergeron, but I'm like, people were saying Regis might be the taco. And then I did like the eye emojis, like, it's not him. And then like a couple months later, he died. So I was like, wrestling power. Speaking of Regis, Kugler has a great,

Regis limited fate. We might need to bring him in here for that. But to answer your question from our... Can we do that? I'm sure he'll be so happy to do that. To answer Billy's question, there was like a good solid stretch where the Eagles were on a playoff run recently

and Bradley Cooper was just everywhere. Oh, he was there. He was there. Oh, is there every game enough? And so does he Miles Teller again? Oh, my goodness. Not that I might not seeing him, but we get it.

You're from Philadelphia. Was that around the time where Civil Line and Splabla came out? Yes, I think it was. It was, it was a lot of Bradley Cooper. But then he was in a star's born, and I was like, I'm so back. Have you guys seen Bradley Cooper as the conductor prepared six years for the role of being overly thesspian to properly chronicle what it is like to be an orchestra or musical conductor?

He practiced for six years to properly not look clownish while trying to summon the emotion of being moved by musical artistry. Have any of you read or seen about that? Because it seems like he was a touch excessive in studying for that part. Where people met him because he has some sort of prosthetic at the end of his nose, but that role.

Oh. Yeah, we were. We were. I think also, you only call it excessive if you don't win awards for it. And so far, he hasn't won any awards. So everyone's like, oh, you lose, or whereas, yeah, it's on Netflix, I think right now.

Whereas I think if he had been winning the Golden Globe and Critic Ball, all this stuff, people would be like, wow, really put off, put on a great show. Cape Lanschette didn't have to do anyic Mall, all this stuff, people would be like, wow, really put off, you put on a great show. The Cape Lanschette didn't have to do any of this, by the way, and she's the conductor of the century for tar. I mean, he really did wear kind of a ridiculous nose to play Leonard Bernstein.

Like, if you look at pictures of young Leonard Bernstein, he just looks kind of like Bradley Cooper. Same type of nose. There was no real reason for that, unless you're trying to do something specific. Box office, 458,000, that's not good. There is something sort of delightful about the idea of you taking six years to properly summon all the things that need to be summoned so that you can respect this man's memory properly

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