The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: The Hotel Expert (feat. Tim Kurkjian)

Episode Date: October 16, 2025

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Look who's there, everybody. Look at him. He is in the middle of peak October. He is in the middle of baseball. This is his happiest time. And he got a double play for the 8th. the other day. The thing that makes Tim more excited than anything in the world

is when he goes to the ballpark and see something that no one's ever seen before because that can happen in baseball. He's everyone's favorite. He's the Hall of Fame baseball writer, Tim Kirchian, analyst, reporter for baseball tonight, and the host of a great podcast with his son, Jeff. Is this a great game

or what? It is really wonderful to watch him do this and see this do him, see him do this with his son. And he's also a hotel expert because he knows you get the two beds so you can sleep in one and have the you know the storage on the other bed right tim you request two beds at a hotel uh i do and um being as small as i am i don't need a king size bed anything is fine so the two beds works better for me because just i put my suitcase on there

if i need to so yes i'm good in hotels what other veteran travel tips do you have for us as someone who has you know been all over the globe following baseball player well i get in a lot of trouble for this, Dan, but I need a printed boarding pass to get on the airplane. And Eduardo Perez and Carl Ravich, who I travel with, that they, Eddie doesn't even need a boarding pass. He just gets on the airplane and they let him, whether he has a pass or not, I, being 68 years old, have to have a printed boarding pass in order to get on the plane. Otherwise, I would be that poor dottering little old man who can't find the code or whatever that thing is called on my phone. I just want a piece of paper in my pocket so I can hand it to the gate agent

so I can get on the plane. That's my number one rule when it comes to traveling. Take a printed boarding pass. What happens if they change the gate after you get through security? Well, I still have a printed boarding pad. I just have to look and find out where the gate. The gate gets changed all the time. But do you go to the big boards to see or do you get the mobile notification? No, I go to the boards. I'd much rather talk to a person, look at a board, printed boarding pass in my pocket. That's just the way it worked to me.

I don't put anybody else through this. I don't make people go to the airport four hours before my flight like I do. I don't ever, it's just me that is part of all this ridiculous anxiety that I have at the airport. Even though I've been traveling for 45 years, I just can't afford to be running through an airport at my age. I'm more interested in Eduardo Perez just having free rain in airports and airplanes. Like, does he get to go in the cockpit mid-flight? He's unbelievable.

You know what he did in New York? He took a helicopter from JFK into downtown Manhattan. That's a good move. See, check it out. It was going to be an hour and a half Uber ride for $120. Instead, he paid $260 and took a seven-minute helicopter ride into Manhattan. I could just get a helicopter? He took a helicopter.

And if you think that makes him some pretentious diva because that's what he does, he's the opposite of that, because the next day he went and took his clothing to a laundromat in Manhattan. So one day, he takes a helicopter. into the city. And the next day he walks around with his suitcase looking for a laundromat and then for $7.50 does his laundry the next day. If you travel with Eduardo Perez, nothing bad can possibly happen. When we were in New York, this was so bad. I almost got on the wrong subway train going to Yankee Stadium. And if I had, I would have been lost forever. have missed the game. I would have been some sad little old man in Schenectady because I would

have never found my way back. Eduardo and Ravi saved me. Otherwise, I would have gotten on the wrong subway train. And instead of going to the Bronx, I would have gone, you know, to Long Island or something. Tim, I love you, okay? But when I ask you for a tip, a veteran tip of travel after 45 years of travel you can't say print your boarding pass like that you're not giving anybody any wisdom with that like you've got 45 years of experience traveling how is that the best travel tip you can give people when chris is saluting you on yes two beds get two beds so you can just throw your junk on one of them dan this is the the printed boarding pass we talked about this on our podcast the other day and at least a dozen people responded to me saying i have to have a printed

boarding pass also. Dan, I don't need anything to travel. I'm really simple. I don't check into a hotel and say, hey, I need this, hey, I need that. I have no tips. My only tip is get to the airport early so you don't miss the flight. And I'm a member of the Admiral's Club for American Airlines. That's my tip. You have to have a place to go, get something to eat, get something to drink, some place to relax, some place to go work, especially when you get to the airport as early as I do. Does Max Muncie look like the guy who comes out of the restroom and says, I wouldn't go in there if I were you? Dad, do you know that Max Muncie, there are two Max Munciees playing in the major leagues right now.

They have the same name. They are not related. Max Muncie is not exactly the most popular name in the world. And there are two guys in the major leagues named Max Muncie. The one for the Dodgers and a rookie for the A's, and they both get this, share the same birthday. I mean, what are the chances of that happening? I say 0%. Well, clearly not 0%.

What is the stat that you would look to from the regular season for you that you would say is your favorite stat of this season? And I want to ask you the follow-up question of, you've called this the most unpredictable season you've covered in 45 years. How is that possible? Well, I believe it is, Dan, for this reason. Just when you, this season, I counted the Blue Jays out multiple times, and then they won the division. I counted the Mariners out multiple times, and then they won their division. Every team that made the playoffs in the American League this year, at one point, at least

privately, I said they're not going to make the playoffs. And then six of them did. The lesson that we learned from 2025 is just when you think you understand the game, you realize that you don't. Because a team, you look at them and say this team stinks, and then they win eight games in a row. And then you say this team is really good. And then they lose seven games in a row. That's the unpredictable nature that I'm talking about is I like to think I understand what I'm watching. But I've been wrong.

We've all been wrong. so many times this year it has been ridiculous with the Mets, with the Yankees, with just about every team you look at and say I missed on them. That's why this has been such an interesting season. Does

Hunter Pence look like the pirate forced to walk the plank after a failed mutiny against his captain, Jeff Samarja? What is your favorite stat from the regular season? Do you have a favorite? I know you've got so many of them in the bank. It's hard to ask you for just one.

All right. So I'm going to give you two, okay? Shohay Otani is going to win the MVP again this year. He struck out 187 times. So he's going to have the second most strikeouts ever in an MVP season with 187. And he is the record holder at 189. So the two greatest strikeout seasons during an MVP year are both held by Shohei Otani. who is the best player in the National League.

He's going to win the unanimous MVP again this year. He's the most remarkable player anyone has ever seen, and yet he strikes out all the time, proving again that the stuff that we see in the big leagues right now is unbelievably good. I mean, these guys have no shot against the pitching that we see today unless a guy misses location. So that's one stat, and it's just showing.

showing you what the strikeout rate is like. The other thing is we hit home runs at an outrageous rate. We have 19, three homer games, individual three homer games this year. 19, and it's not even the record. The record is 21, three homer seasons. Keep in mind that Hank Aaron had one three homer season. Game, three homer game. One three homer game in his career, Gary Sheffield, David Ortiz, Raphael Palmero,

had no individual three homer games in their career. And 19, different guys had a three homer game, and three of those had a four homer game this year. The point is, this is what we play today. You hit the ball out of the ballpark or you strike out, and there's not much in between. Now, we're getting a little closer to the game we used to play 40 years ago where the ball's in play more,

guys are stealing bases, the Brewers and the Blue Jays, run all over the place and make somebody stop them. That's a good side. But we're still in an era where the strikeout rate is ridiculous. We will have more 100 strikeout guys this year than from 1900 to 1963 combined. That's what we look at these days. And everyone seems to be okay with everybody striking out 100 times and everybody just trying to hit home runs. But I would like to see us go back to a different game, the game that we played 40 years ago. Does Freddie Freeman look like the neighbor who always waves first and means it?

Listen, speaking, speaking, it looks like the, you got to look this up, Dan. Ernie Clement is an infielder for the Blue Jays and a really good one, okay? He's, he made the gold glove finalists as a third baseman and as a third baseman and as, as a utility player. So there's a chance he could win the gold glove at third base and win the gold glove as a utility player, which I find ridiculous. But Ernie Clement looks exactly like Aaron Boone,

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Oh, cess. Don Lebertard. I thought that we were past the lightning. I thought that we were better than the lightning and we didn't give the lightning any mind. This is loser mentality. I was last year. No, no. Last year's shirt was World War III.

Yeah. Our group chat has a good feeling about this one. The lightning, the lightning aren't shit to me. I'm just going to come right out and tell you right now. Now, we have surpassed the lightning. They're not a formidable foe. They're a joke. Stugats.

I don't take them seriously at all. Strike me by lightning. I don't care. Nothing's going to happen to me. Lightning are soft. I'm not giving them any mind. I'm not paying attention to them this series. On to the next round.

This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stugats. Tim, what's realistic, best case scenario for Shurzer tonight? That's a good question. He had a five points from the R. during the regular season. And his last five postseason starts, he has a 7.71 ERA. What he does have going for him is he's Max Scherzer, and he is a complete lunatic, and that is a compliment.

He's Mad Max, and he's one of the great competitors we've ever seen. In fact, I was talking to Chris Bassett of the Blue Jays the other day. Chris Bassett is a pitcher and was a really good high school football player and a great high school basketball player. So he's a new teammate this year with Max Scherzer, and Scherzer finds out that Chris Bassett loves basketball and is really good. So Max, typically being Max, goes to Chris Bassett and said, I want to play one-on-one against you.

And he says, and we're playing full court one-on-one. That's who Max Scher is. We had Ryan Zimmerman on our podcast last year, the greatest Washington national ever. And he said that he used to play pickup basketball with Max. And this is how Max would do it. Superman said, we had to play by the Max rules. And I said, well, what exactly does that mean, even though I can figure it out myself?

So after like five buckets of the pickup game, you have to shoot free throws because you never know how good a free throw shooter you are until you shoot them when you are fatigued. And then when the pickup game is over, first team to 12, then you have to shoot free throws again because now you're really fatigued after a game. That's how Max Scher does everything in his life. And it's one reason why I think he's got a chance to be really good tonight, but the numbers suggest he might struggle tonight. And by the way, this will be the sixth different franchise

for which he has started a postseason game. That will be the most of any pitcher in Major League history. David Wells started a game for five different franchise. Tonight, Max Scherzer will make it six. Put it on the poll, please, Juj. Does Max Scher look as crazy as his eyes look at Lebitard show? Also, Tim, I want to ask you a handful of questions here. Does Jalen Brunson look like the valet driver who lost your keys?

Does Brett Venables look? like the small town sheriff in a movie that ends up being corrupt after you spent the whole movie telling your wife, he's obviously corrupt. Does Michael Smith look like the high school teacher who motivates his students by sitting in a chair backwards? Is that Michael Smith, the media guy? Yes, that's right. Yes, he does look like that. Yes, that's right. He's substitute teachers in inner city school and he's trying to make everyone more comfortable.

He's trying to get him fired up. That's right. What type of school? Does Adam Silver? Yes. He hasn't said anything. Adam Silver looks like the lone French fry in a bag of onion rings. You didn't let me finish.

Does Adam Silver? He's the commissioner of the NBA. You need to leave him alone. Does Adam Silver? That. Sorry. Does Adam Silver look like the last lonely lollipop in the jar at the doctor's office? Adam Silver looks like a three wood.

Tim, I want you to put a couple of things in context for me because I couldn't believe the stat the other day. I'm sure it's now common in baseball circles, but it was new to me. Big Dumpur having his first passed ball in a postseason game when he didn't have one in a regular season game makes no sense to me. I don't have any earthly idea how possible that is. So explain to me with the context of baseball that you have better than almost anybody. I know you find that stat stunning. That makes no sense with the way pitchers are throwing today. stunning absolutely stunning so he is the first catcher since johnny bench the greatest catcher of all time

in 1975 johnny bench caught a thousand and two innings did not have a pass ball so so the big dumper is the is the first catcher since johnny bench in 75 to catch at least 120 games and not have a passed ball now interestingly in the series against the Tigers, Dylan Dingler, the catcher for Detroit, had caught 118 games this year without a passball. So two catchers in the same postseason series had caught at least 118 games this year and not had a passball. And then Cal Raleigh had a passball in the postseason. And Dan, your point is well made. With the violent stuff that we see today, I don't know how. how there aren't pass balls like three per game because guys are throwing so hard.

No, and the way that team pitches, like he's got to be the best defensive catcher there's ever been, Tim. That's probably blast for me with Johnny Bench to you, but how can it not be given what that staff stuff is? Right. That stuff, the stuff on that staff is so ungodly good. Way do you see Luis Castillo throw tonight? I mean, nobody can hit him.

He was so good in a playoff game three years ago. that Manny Acta, who is a coach for the Mariners, told me after the game, after Castillo shoved for seven innings against the Blue Jays, he said, we have to move the mound back two feet because it's not fair to the hitters. That's the kind of stuff Luis Castillo has. And for Cal Raleigh to catch him and all of that staff

without a passball is just remarkable to me. Now, he's an elite defensive catcher, even though he didn't finish in the top three for the gold glove finalists this year in the American League, which I was astonished by. Johnny Bench is the greatest defensive catcher of all. He's the greatest catcher ever. It's the greatest defensive catcher ever. But Cal Raleigh is really good. And Dan, not to get too inside baseball here, but we've changed the way that catchers are supposed to catch.

They're catching on one leg now instead of being on two. and blocking a ball and receiving a ball is harder, I believe, that it's ever been. And he still didn't have a pass ball this year in a season in which he hit 60 home runs. It's stunning. I was saying earlier this week, and I don't want to be prisoner of the moment about this, but I'm interested in your historical context on this. I believe that the Dodgers have the best roster ever assembled, and I believe the Dodgers have the only baseball team I've ever seen,

uniquely built for the playoffs because of the number of ways that they can beat you and because Glass Now is their fourth ace and they can get an ace performance like they've gotten against a really good Brewers team from any of their starters. Do I have anything wrong there? I don't think you do. Now, the guy I spoke to is a little bit biased because he's a member of the Dodgers. But when I called him before I started to do the playoffs this year, I did the Reds and the Dodgers on the radio for ESPN.

When I called this guy and said, tell me about your team. He said, we have the greatest roster in the history of baseball. That's what he said. And I'm not sure I believed it at the time, but the more you look at it, the Dodgers roster is ridiculously good, which, you know, you can do that when you spend this kind of money. They're starting pitching right now is so preposterously overpowering. I don't know how anybody gets a hit off of them. Blake Snell just finished two straight starts in which he pitched six innings and

allowed one hit or less, okay? No pitcher's ever done that twice in their postseason career. He did it in back-to-back starts. And then Yamamoto, who is incredibly good, came out and threw a complete game. And, you know, Tyler Glassnow, nobody can hit him when he's right. And that's just the starting pitching. The lineup is tremendous. The only issue is they have a bullpen problem,

but they're going to use their excess starters, including Roki Suzuki, to do what they have to do. And yes, they are built for the postseason. They are built to win the World Series. And it's just incredible. They're playing their best baseball right now. Does Dan Marino look like the third place finisher in a David Hasselhoff look-alike contest?

Does the big dumper look like? like a likable dad who started a YouTube cooking channel sharing easy crock pot recipes you can make at home so jerry depoto the general manager of the mariners told me you know a couple weeks ago he said the reason everybody loves cow rale is he looks like the guy who comes over to your house to fix your air conditioner or comes over to fix your plumbing he looks like the rest of us but he just happens to be a great baseball player. But that's one reason that he has become a folk hero in the Great Northwest is in some ways he looks like us. But he's different than us.

He's different than everyone. Dan, no switch hitter had ever hit 20 homers in a season from each side of the plate until he came along. Of course, no switch hit her had ever hit 55. He had 60. No catcher had ever hit 50. He hit 60. No, no mariner. it ever hit more than Ken Griffey Jr.

He did that and he looks like the air conditioner repair man. Does Mike McDaniel look like the barista who asks if you've ever tried journaling while making your oat milk latte? The double play the other day in the

Dodgers game where you had, and I can't believe I'm saying this particular sentence, a 400 foot grand slam that turned into a ground ball double play yeah dan that that play has never happened in the history of baseball i'm pretty certain about that now jason stark did all of this research and you know project score sheet

and all these people got involved um it's i i just cannot understand how that play could have happened it was a 400 foot grounded into double play when the ball essentially never hit the ground. Now, this is all because Teoska Hernandez's runner at third did not recognize that you have to tag up on that play. A 12-year-old knows when the ball goes up in the air and you're at third base, you first thing you do is stand on third base until the ball is caught or until it hits the ground. And as soon as it hits Sal Freelix glove in center field, now you can tag up. But he went halfway, Then he went back to third base, and then by the time he got home, he was forced at the plate on an out, on a ball that was hit 400 feet. And then, of course, the only person who seemed to understand what was going on was William Contreras, the catcher, who then alertly ran to third base and tagged it because a force play is still in play.

Basis loaded. A ball is hit that doesn't go over the fence and is not caught. That means there is a force play at every base. I've never seen anything like that. I will never see anything like that. Again, I was on a flight from Toronto to Seattle with a bunch. I was on there with an umpire and a bunch of scouts. I asked them all, have you ever seen anything like this?

And all of them said, never seen anything like it because it's never happened before. This is why we go to the game stand because something might happen at a major league game that's never happened or we've never seen before, and that is the perfect example. Does Rob Polenka look like a courthouse sketch of Tom Brady? Does Adam Silver look like a newly open chapstick? It's too bad the Zoom doesn't work on his laugh. Otherwise, you wouldn't be getting that silence. Tim, thank you for everything you always help us with.

It's nice seeing you, especially this time. year. Thank you, dad. Thank you guys. Again, is this a great game or what? Is the podcast he does with his son? And also at ESPN, he's an analyst reporter for baseball tonight. He's a Hall of Fame baseball writer. He's been at ESPN a ton of time. And he's keeping baseball alive at ESPN. This show is sponsored by Liquid Ivy.

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Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth. Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules. But the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Yeagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all.

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Speaking of ESPN, a story we did not get to earlier this week, and I'm surprised we didn't get to it because it was such a great moment of television. I don't know how you guys reacted to this, but I imagine that Kirk Herb Street got mad at Pat McAfee. You know he's got a dog? I imagine that Kirk Herb Street got mad at Pat McAfee because they're on the set talking about Bill Belichick, and Kirk Herb Street shows only six. Saban and the crew that Bill Belichick is calling on his phone right now. And what Pat McAfee does is exactly what you have to do, but it's not what I would have wanted him to do only if I were Kirk Herb Street. So watch this and tell me what you guys think of it.

Is to understand that he is completely bought into what's happening with this team and with this program. And him leaving or the idea he'd answer that. I can't answer that. He has to be watching right now. That's literally Bill Belichick calling Kirk Herbster. He probably has something to say. Yeah, you probably don't. But you know, every coach needs to have the opportunity to establish his culture.

Yeah. And also to recruit. Nick Saban went straight into, I got to do television here. You guys could have just played the Sabin clip for me. Oh, that's good stuff. I want to play it again. They're talking about Bill Belichick. Bill Belichick calls Herb Street.

Herb Street shows his phone to only Sabin and Pat McAfee. They're talking about Belichick while Belichick's calling, and Pat McAfee does the good television thing there. He does something better than what Kirk Herb Street was doing, but there's no way Kirk Herb Street didn't talk to him about this afterward. Is to understand that he is completely bought into what's happening with this team and with this program and him leaving or the idea he'll answer that i can't answer that but answer that he has to be watching right now that's literally bill belichick calling kirk herbsts

he probably has something to say yeah you probably does but you know every coach needs to have the opportunity to establish his culture yeah and also to recruit his kind of player oh can we play the saving part again like how does that go if he answers it like puts him on speaker like, oh, I mean, that's why he's calling, right? Belichick is calling to be put on the air in that spot, which is kind of... You can't call Herbie in that spot and then be like, what do you do and put me on air? Like, you're calling him while the show's going on. Well, let me ask you guys this question because Diana Rusini went on Nick Wright's show

yesterday and said of Belichick and UNC, quote, they tell me this is the happiest they've seen Bill in years. he feels like the students are actually buying into what he's doing. I mean, I think he's probably the happiest he's been in years because he didn't care. I think he's the happiest he's ever been because he's dating a very young woman. The report from Diana Rusini, quote, they tell me this is the happiest they've seen Bill in years. He feels like the students are actually buying into what he's doing.

Well, how did we go from, and look, I mean, there are bad reports out there all the time. But how did we go from last week where he's all, Already looking for other jobs, and the school is actively trying to figure out how to get rid of him with a small buyout to now he's so happy and the kids are buying it. I mean, it could be spent, but I do think he's happy. He has to be happy to still be in this relationship. It has to be well worth it for him, given all the negative publicity, given the tarnish that it's probably put around his post-coaching career. Well, he's coaching now, although very little evidence of that. He's very clearly happy for Bill Belichick. He's not outwardly happy.

Well, let me do this, though, when you say Tarnish, because I saw Bill Simmons came to the vigorous defense of the idea that Bill Belichick's legacy will not in any way be damaged by what is happening now. And I happen to agree with the fact that when history looks back at all of this stuff, we don't remember the punctuations. But the place that I don't agree with Bill Simmons is that there's. simply no circumstance under which Bill Belichick could have imagined that his present day legacy is so harmed, his present day right now, that he cannot get any of the jobs that he would want right now, that he has zero access to anything that he wants pros or college because of what's happened in five weeks, and probably the weeks before that as well. So we can say right now while we're in it, that his legacy won't be impacted down the line, but it's being impacted

right now because he cannot, with his legacy, get any job. Like, there's not a job right now that he can get better than the one he has. I don't think the door is closed on him in the NFL. There's always going to be an owner that is going to be drawn to all the success that he had. He's going to be given opportunities to interview for jobs if he wants to because of who he is. But Mike, given the opportunity to interview for jobs is not something Belichick thought that would be the high point of whatever he was doing five years ago. Why do you believe that? You know how Brian Billick was like, I'm here.

I still want to coach. I have a Super Bowl and no one thinks of me. I don't think that that's going to happen to Bill Belichick despite the circus around him. And I do think that you look at these NFL franchises and owners going to think that the smart thing to do is go to a proven winner. I mean, I told you. he had an opportunity if he really wanted the Atlanta job to go for he had it there were things about Atlanta that he didn't want to do in

Atlanta yeah but it's worse now than it was when he was interviewing for those jobs I agree but job so am I not remembering him interviewing for more than the Falcons I happen to know that when the Cowboys thing became available he stopped he stopped talking to staffers over there I don't doubt that that silence oh my God he knows he happens to know come Everyone. Come and listen. Happens to know. He happens to know. Well informed.

He's got his eyes on what's happening with the New York Giants, too. People that have been around North Carolina. You think he would follow Parcells? I don't know that, I mean, follow Parcells, but like Parcells did what he did there. I don't know, man. He often tells people, you know, just so many wins away from the NFL all-time wins record. It's important to him. And I think he'll try to make it happen.

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