The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: The Kid Mero Always Believes In His Knicks

Episode Date: May 26, 2025

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like literally, because he's that small. And they've got you on the ropes and are you going to take jumpers the rest of the way? Tony, please, Mero, you guys. I got a question for Mero, Dan. I got a question for Mero, because he's the man of the house. And Mero, have you ever?

The don. The don. The don of the house. The boss. Have you ever had to do something at a time that you didn't think you would be doing that thing? Okay. So the other night I have my baby, four months old, she's starting to teethe, right? So mommy's like, hey, can you put her in bed with us? She feels bad. I'm like, okay, I'll put it. The issue is our bed right in the middle where she sleeps the vent they like a nice you know Goes right to her so every time the air AC kicks on it hits her she wakes up

She wakes me up, and then we got an issue so at 358 in the morning. Yeah, yeah But you see mother my boy, so I went down to the garage down to the stairs on started looking for stuff took out the stepladder took out the power drill and Then I got to a point I started looking for stuff, took out the stepladder, took out the power drill. And then I got to a point, I'm going to play the music right now because I haven't said this word, but it's going to be a Raffanedia and it's very Cuban, but I'm going to let you in because you're my brother.

I'm going to let you in with something very Cuban here. So it's to God. Yeah. I'm back in your life. So as I got back up to the room and I looked at the vent Dan, today's refund that dia today's word of the day is and go home now. I was pissed and I was pissed, Dan. I was pissed to a level that I could not imagine because as I sat staring at the vent, that was a little bit higher than I thought.

So I had to take the stepladder and take it back downstairs and then take the ladder at 358 in the morning and then start going up. My baby's crying. My wife is mad at me, but I'm like, I'm not doing this anymore. So I took the power drill, changed the vent, the direction of the vent at four o'clock in the morning Dan the most handy thing I've ever done at that time Forgive me though because I Thank you don't El Patron Thank you. Oh, see you guys. I'm not I'm not quite Latin enough honestly to know the answer the question

I'm about to ask you which is and cojonado I'm pretty sure whatever the equivalent would be in English that seems to me a word nobody should be saying on public airwaves yeah this isn't public this is just us no but I'm saying the translation of that would not pass like English muster like this is and it's an it would it's it I feel like it's an illegal word can I ask no. It's a, I feel like it's an illegal word. Can I ask, as a non-Spanish speaker, is it related to cojones? It's absolutely related to cojones.

It is, of course. 100%. Absolutely. 100%. But you're upset. It means you're upset, right? It's like I'm upset from down here. Oh, from the loins.

Like, I'm so mad. Estoy en cojonao. Like, the anger is coming from such a deep place, Dan. Kind of like the baby. Yeah, it's all the way to everything. Like to pull a Pharrell in your plums. Exactly right. Now how do we spell this?

I feel like we're missing some words in the enunciation. Oh yeah, we're definitely missing words because Cubans skip over certain words. Encojonado. But the way that he's saying that, your rage is such that really your ball sack is now like making all of you, yes, it's not just tight. If you were 6'2", the rage is gathering at the center of your ball sack to make you 6'1". Like Miro said. You know what it does? It raises that seam in your ball sack. Oh, man,

no, you got that seam in your balls. that raises that seeming your balls like to look like And this is why I didn't think any of this should be on public airwaves But in the middle of that you also said something Hey, baby, you know what you get isn't it weird that there is a seam down there like someone sewed it up was like was It one yeah, we evolved like one God went there with like a needle and thread. So did you. Little worker angels. A golden thread.

It's crocheting. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm trying to be a for you because Tony also said but some other day, which I also don't think you can say on air. I don't think that's okay. Well, what are we doing? We were going to bleep that one. No, but okay. So now you, yeah. What do you want? You want it just like saying M F or you know, is it now? What is your mother? Right? Yeah. The PG is like to hell with this. Exactly. Yeah. How about Pingu?

Well, yeah. Hey! You know what we do around here. That's why I say a Patron de la Casa. That's why I say a Dom de la Casa. Talking about. All right. To the core of the race.

Okay, get out of here. That's enough of you. Mero, thank you for being on with us. We appreciate it. Next win, baby! Next win! Two zero, two zero. Took two from you, took two of your cookies, soft, right out the oven.

Ah, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, soft. In the fake garden, bro. Just snatched two of your cookies right off your train, bro, before they even cooled down. Yes! Ah! Ah!

See you at the real garden. In the fake garden! Nicks up, Yankees up, let's go, stop playing with me. Hey, we got Malik neighbors, bro. You know what I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

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It's like on a water slide right now, but it's at the top of it, the log item. You know what I'm saying? It's gonna come down and splash in the pool, splash in your face and your eyes. And there's a lot of chlorine in it, so it's gonna burn. You know what I mean? According to the Kid, Victory Light, 7PM in Brooklyn, all that. I'm writing a book. You know what I'm saying?

I'll be back to talk about it. I wasn't- Oh! I was not finished with what I was saying. I'm sorry. Okay. 7 PM in Brooklyn is the show with Carmelo Anthony, who he just told you is not as beloved as Jalen Brunson. That is a lie! No, you-

You gotta listen to the whole segment. It's not a lie. You gotta listen to the whole segment. He's just looking for a sound bite. Carmelo, I love you. You're my guy. You know what I'm saying? I'll be there.

I'll see you later. See you later. See you later, Mero. You can't even. I always enjoy talking to him. He has an energy that's infectious. What are you guys looking at? Is that David Beckham? What do you mean?

The guy right there, that homeless looking guy over there looks like David Beckham. Oh, no, not him. No, no. Ethan, go find out, close. Oh, no, not him. No, no. Ethan, go find out. Close. Frankie just got into work, our security.

It's almost time to leave. That's what traffic is in this city. I don't know what to do with this. We've got Pitch Clock coming up, and I call it Pitch Clock, even though, and I don't mean any disrespect here, Jeremy, because Stu Gotats has been very helpful during today's show, and we haven't talked nearly enough, how does he feel about the Knicks, but he was helping me. He handed me a note here, and it reads, throw to pitch count. So Stugats is supporting your baseball show.

Pitch clock, pitch count, as long as you support, it's fine. Call me whatever you want. It reminder of it Tony I am telling you that Sam Morell is enraged with you and go now he's truly enraged we have a problem with Sam Morell one of the kings of comedy right now because of how Billy used you to offend him yesterday and I'm I'm just worried in general so how do we want to play this Dan do you want me to up the beef with Samurail or do you want me to throw Billy under the bus for throwing me under said bus?

And why does he have the neck brace? We still didn't talk about that. Dan, I just want to speak up on behalf of both Phil and Joe Neekro. Samurail can't be a king of comedy. That's kind of one of our things. Yeah. As a black knuckle baller?

As one of the Ne. Yeah. As a black knuckle baller? As one of the Negros. Yes. A regular white knuckle baller. Like not only white, but the most Caucasian. What I would say is the Negros are the most Caucasian people to ever play baseball. In fact, put this on the poll, at LeBretard Show, because otherwise I'd go Dale Murphy.

Unlike Danny Boone. Oh wow, Dale Murphy. At LeBretard Show Show are the Negros the most white people to ever play baseball. What about the Boones? Ooh, the Boones. What about Whitey Herzog? Ooh.

Catfish Hunter. Mark McGuire was like pink. Whitey, Whitey. Anyone named Whitey really, right? Yeah. Whitey Lord. Yeah, all the Whiteys. All these baseball names,

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What's up, manito? What's up, manito? First of all, I want to thank StuGuts for all that he does. You know, we got to start there. That is very kind of you because no one thanks me around here. And so I do appreciate that because nobody thanks you. Thankless man. Thankless man. Thankless man. for all that he does, you know? We gotta start there. Yep. That is very kind of you,

because no one thanks me around here. And so I do appreciate that because- Nobody thanks you. I'm a thankless job. I always got to. I already know. I'm an avid listener, Stu. I gotta give you your thanks,

you know what I mean, your props, you know, because you're very maligned on that set. You know, I see it. And I'm in your corner. Right, I appreciate that. And everyone was offended here because they're claiming they always thank me. I was talking about dad. I'm in your corner. Right. I appreciate that and everyone was offended here because they're

they're claiming they always thank me. I was talking about dad. That's all I was just talking about dad. That's it. You're excited. Look at you. You got the Yankee hat on. You got the Yankee jacket on. Come on, son. New York sports, baby. New

York sports. Yanks are up two oh. I mean, the Mets are a lovable underdog with the highest payroll in baseball. It is a great time to be a New York sports fan. Oh, I like the little payroll jab. I'm not a Mets fan. I'm a New York guy. I'm not a Mets hater.

I'm not one of those Yankee fans that's like, yo, forget the Mets. I like the Mets. You know what I mean? They are a lovable underdog, dude. Let's not, a lot of that money is dead money. That's like Scherzer money. That's the ground money.

Like, do you know? Look at me defending. Why, like Scherzer money, that's the graham money. Like, you know? Look at me defending, what am I doing defending the Mets? Let's go Yankees, baby. Let's go Yankees. Yeah, I don't know. No, you should be railing against the fact that they're a lovable underdog with a $315 million payroll. Hey, listen, they're out there doing,

listen, you see the memes, it's all about the Mets, baby. It's the, let it live. It's the time to shine. As a Knicks man. I understand You know what I mean? When you when you see success you get excited you do things you make memes with mcdonnell's characters Let him let him live. Let him cook. You know, it's very rare for Mets fans to have this this level of joy at this Station of the year if we you're right. It is rare if we get a uh, if we get a Mets yankees world series You and I will have to make a bet with each other

and we'll have to attend a game together, okay? Absolutely, absolutely. And neither of us will be sober. Roy, what are you laughing at over there? You're not going to that game. I would go with Mero, are you kidding me? I mean, it's not my cousin. How about that?

Poor Jeffrey. Close enough. Mero, so Stugatsa's offered a ticket to the Mets game on Friday, but he doesn't want to go with the person that offered him a ticket. He's trying to figure out how to either get out of it or should he just go because they're good seats?

What would you do in that situation? Oh man. I mean, I would just go because they're good seats and then just kind of like, you know, I'm not going to say ignore the person you're there with, but you know, ignore the person you're there with. If you don't really want to be with them. Right. You know what I'm saying? Why not?

The solution we came up with is you got to put in like headphones and say he likes to listen to the radio call while he's at the game. Yes! No one does anymore. Brilliant. But if somebody's going to do it, it's going to be Stu. You know what I'm saying? Yes, but what I'm worried about, Mero, is the fact that if you say yes, you take the free ticket, you hang out for three hours, there's probably an expectation to do something that's not as fun as attending the NLCS somewhere down the road, you know, where

I can't wear headsets. So listen, you can always wear headsets, dude. They're always, it's like a service dog. You know what I'm saying? Like you just say like, yo, this is my, it crowns my anxiety. It's my Headspace app. Whatever it is, bro, you make something up. You know what I mean? Invite that person to a bunch of things they don't wanna go to or something super light. Invite them to Monster Jam or something,

you know what I mean, monster trucks, and everybody has to wear a headset, so you're good. I think Mero's probably like, why am I explaining this to you, of all people? You know how to get yourself out of these situations. I'm like, yo, you're the master of the social spin move, bro. Like, what are you talking about? Like, you're the social swim move guy, dog. Like, you know how to get out of anything, any commitment. Like, I should be taking lessons

from you. What'd you make of the Knicks and the Carl Anthony Towns trade, man? I love I love it. I'm not a lot of people were mad about it. A lot of my fellow Knicks faithful were upset. Yo, we lost Jew. We lost, you know, I'm saying, Dante. You got the same guy in one. You got a big man that can shoot.

Yeah. And it's one guy. Now, you lost two guys that do two individual things. It's like Ohtani of basketball. This guy can shoot, and he's a big man. You know what I'm saying? And I don't want to hear anything about, yo, he saw this at the third.

That narrative is over. As soon as we get together and we go to Dyckman and we spend a week or two uptown doing, you know, uptown activities, that narrative will be erased. You know what I'm saying? I'm making it my own personal, you know what I mean, mission. I like to make that happen as an X-Fan. Mero.

Anyway, I got one solo signed to the Yankees. I'm going to make Cat a success. That a boy. Merrill Amin al-hassan our NBA expert said the best thing that cat could do is To lean into his Dominican side smoke hookah at half times play them bow Do all that stuff, but like lean super heavy into it and New York will accept them instantly, bro Instantaneous you want to talk about like, you know what I mean? Like everybody's talking about Instagramification, you know, this this young generation, they don't want to put the work in.

Blah, blah, blah. Bro, you you put you. You wave that flag on opening night, bro, against the Celtics. It is over. Our Al Horford, who he becomes second on the tour of the Dominican NBA players. The Internet is workshopping a nickname for him, the big bodega. How do you feel about that? I don't like that. Big bodega's wack.

Bodega cat is it. Bodega cat. Ooh. I like that. Come on, because what does a bodega cat do? It holds down, it protects the bodega, it eats all the vermin that are trying to pee on your chopped cheese, you know what I'm saying,

in your food. You know what I mean? It holds down. It holds down. It's a defensive stopper in the bodega. You know what I'm saying? So he's I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm

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saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm at seven PM in Brooklyn. They have Rich Paul on this week. What'd you get out of Rich Paul? Not a lot. Really? Way to sell it, man. That's a shit interview. But that was great. It was tremendous interviews. Shout out to Rich Paul. Shout out to Melo and shout out to myself for being a tremendous interviewer.

You know what I mean? But funny enough, Rich, we saw, this is a funny story. We're having an interview, right? We're in the studio and there's a gas leak. I don't know that there's a gas leak. Somebody, there's a PA in the back going around saying, hey, there's a gas leak, there's a gas leak,

there's a gas leak. I just see, my back is to everybody. I just see Rich posted in the chair going like this. I was like, hey, what's going on, guys? And then there was a gas leak. So then we did a fire drill, we evacuated the building, and we got to hang out outside. You know what I mean? For like an hour and a half. And then we did the interview so that we did a fire drill we evacuated the building and we got to hang out outside You know what I mean for like an hour and a half and then we did the interview after that, you know But it was a great interview because rich Paul is an innovator in his space, you know, and you talked a lot about that

Oh, yeah. Hold on. Here we go. Roy, that was so good. There we go. There we go. There we go. There we go. Refund the Diaz presented by Hulu.

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El Unico, the Kid Mero, to do Refran de Dia. Because anytime that he's on Refran de Dia, it pops off. The entire world loves it. That's what we do around here. Come on, man. Oh, it pops off. The entire world loves it. That's what we do around here. Well, baby, I bring, I bring, I bring the song. All right. Uh, let's spin the wheel. He said, let's do it.

My producer says, let's do it. I'm looking for my wheel. There we go. We're spinning. We're spinning. Like a lot of forgot about the wheel. We're spinning. We need the wheel. The wheel landed on a... There we go. Chris is all over the place today. It's all good, it's all good. Here we go.

There's a lot going on here. And Mero, usually we have Dan in here that can spice things up too. We have Billy, we have Mike, who are Hispanic correspondents here. I'm sure they've heard of this. Also, as you've heard of this. I'm just here.

Today's the first day. Oh, so Dan's just taking Hispanic Heritage Month off. He's just taking the whole month off? Yeah, basically. Yeah, pretty much. Oh, okay, got you. All right, Dan must be nice. Yeah, he's in LA following the Chargers, I think.

I think he ended yesterday because it's a weird September 15th to October 15th. It's that whole thing. Yeah, I don't like that. They don't respect us. They only go two half months. It's that whole thing. No respect. Give everybody a whole month. He's watching the Kings right now. Take two weeks. Two weeks on the back end.

Interview with George Sadano. It dried up when taxes are due. And go Jeff. Today's afternoon is eating what the chicken is eating. Oh! Whoa! Eating what the chicken isllo. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I like it. Comiendo lo que pica el pollo.

Espérate. Time out. He can't speak Spanish. Time out. Espérate, time out. Necesito ayuda. Pro macubano, porque estamos americanos.

So, oye. Comiendo lo que pica el pollo. According to me, which you canica pollo, according to me, which you can also find on YouTube, according to the kid, Mero, you know what I'm saying? Little plug plug, you know what I'm saying? Hey, go check it out. Comiendo lo que pica pollo means, to me, a Dominican,

you are being nosy. Is that, am I correct with that? Comiendo, is it synonymous with comiendo poca? No, so us, we use it as comiendo lo que pica pollo. It's like you're fooling around, you're not paying attention, you're kind of eating shit. Yeah. That's what you're doing.

You're not locked in here. You're doing other things. Hey, come here. You're eating what you can. You're changing, you're changing. You're not focused. You're not locked in here. You're doing other things. Hey, come here. You're eating what's spicy. You're changing, man. You're not focused. No, you're not focused. That's the thing. Focus. Focus.

Stigatz? I have no idea what happened. So, eating what's spicy literally translates into eating what the chicken eats. Ah. Eating what the chicken eats, bro. Which, again, is rong that if you are of Caucasian descent, you might be like, yo, that makes absolutely no sense.

And as a representative of the Latino community, I'ma say it don't matter, mind your business. Exactly right. I was told by a white Northeastern person that eating shit is also not something that they say. It's usually like a Latin, like, what are you doing, bro? Nothing, just hanging around eating shit. The fact that you would just volunteer that. Everyone's like, what are you doing, bro? Nothing. Just hang around eating shit. The fact

that you would just volunteer that everyone's like, what are you talking about? I've never said it. That's why Miami's the best baby. Mero. We appreciate it. 7 PM in Brooklyn is the show. Carmelo is his co-host. He has rich Paul. He gets nothing out of them, but check it out anyway because Mero is fantastic. We appreciate it, buddy. Good luck to your Yankees. Okay, Thank you. Let's go Yankees. Let's go Nicks. It's the Boehmega cap by the way, you know what I'm saying?

According to the kid, Victor, you like? So if you're in Brooklyn, check all that stuff out because we out here trying to pay these due mortgages. Thank you very much. Love you buddy.