The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: The Magic Crate of Content Returns!

Episode Date: December 13, 2023

Dan has a message for the Shipping Container after our Rob Delaney interview, and it somehow ends up as content for the show. Should Dan take a break? Was JuJu actually mad earlier? Should we be discussing...any of this? Then, congrats to Ron Magill, Pablo Torre as Michael Wilbon, and the Magic Crate of Content returns to save the show. Plus, we head back to discuss Dan's new shirts and Sleeveless A. Smith. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Your listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Dunlabor tour show with the Stugat's Podcast. Should give us a loot tour of good friend Ron McGill for a big dub, and Billy can take all the credit for it. Okay Do you have the picture studio team? That's a good idea by Billy. Do you have the photo of the protest? From a couple weeks back. Yeah, when Billy was there By the way, I'd like to tell the group everyone can hear me. Yes That Mike do you need to keep

speaking? Nope. That you were very helpful during Delaney, that is a slalom course. And however it is that it got to me that Mike said when he said in the middle of my tears, because that could have really gone sideways on me, what he said about, like if that happens, I want the show to feel comfortable playing with that. Carl, one of the things that I would say is the first time Carl said to me,

and this has been a hard thing to try and teach everybody the show that we do. The first time Carl, after a year here, said, oh, I get what you're longing for that you're missing was the day I came in here and said my brother had just died and might hit me with a joke, like four minutes in or whatever, or wherever it was, that the show kind of broke out around me and slumped over the microphone and lifted me back up because, like, whenever that happens, I'm giving all of you the permission to follow. I got real sustenance from, how I was hurting there, talking to him and feeling the show grabbing me and being like, no, we'll do show here. And it's what gave that the range that it had.

Mike's awkward around some of this stuff. And so I need the help of the group there to be thinking, don't stop doing show just because I'm falling apart unless the falling apart has any kind of worth as content. Because you know, not many shows can do what we did with Rob Delaney and I'm very proud of that. And I think that was a good example of all the teams working together.

I'm confused, is this content? I don't know. It's sure. We can keep it all content. We're going to make this content. Sure. Let's make it all content at this point because this is one of the issues we have. All is our audio director over here at Metal Arc just for those catching up. Yes. Yes. Yes. Like him. He's a good gent, but he is not the executive producer of the show because he's got a lot of learning to do and there's a lot of stuff in this room that's complicated. There's a lot of feelings in this room today and I kind of miss the awkward cutaway to the old-timey baseball player.

Did we? How can you miss that? No, no, no, no. I kind of miss it in that it's a great device to diffuse these situations. I thought the best thing that happened. I thought Billy was the star of the Rob Delaney segment. Billy, did you even say anything because you, how many mustaches?

I mean, his mic was on accidentally for a little bit, so we're trying to clean that up. Maybe he might have said something, but it's the one time. You know, we were juggling a lot there. I also, if you must know, currently recording God bless, hopefully I'll do one. Yeah, I noticed I too.

I'm like, I'm doing it. So yeah, I noticed we were, we had a wayward Mike go on, we were trying to figure out what it was. And I saw sausage fingers in a zoom talk in a Mike Nolik's scene here. I'm like, what the hell is happening right now? Okay, and this, I feel this often.

So like doing that dance, the psychic, and the old-timey baseball player, who's mustache, I gotta tell you, remains consistent the entire time while you're also producing actively. God bless footballs, it's quite the task there. Well, Mike, this is a lot, I believe, that people don't know.

I feel, I really do feel like I've lied to the audience in some ways after promising them. The God Almighty makes me mad that it's happened like this, but I've been hiding for two years for reasons that are complicated. But I've been next to my brother's deathbed and I'm not fit to work right now. And... Yeah, I genuinely think you should take a break.

Maybe the holidays is that break, but it's a lot for you, I imagine. Well, but it's a lot for the listener to process. process okay but but i can only play rambling man so many times before that gets annoying as a device i uh... i promise i i look man this is what i would say to you in the most honest way that i could okay one of the things that uh... bill simmons warned me about and i just didn't understand i mean i think his people union unionized on him and he had, I don't know whether he wanted to sell the Spotify or not,

but like he ended up doing it and he did warn me from a place that I simply did not understand at the time. If you're gonna do this as an undertaking, you're gonna get tired and it's going to impair your judgment and my judgment is impaired and then on top of that now, let's throw in the death of my brother. So like, and my whole world has been turned upside down in a way that we had two teams

in the finals at the exact same time. It's been a lot. Okay, but I don't wanna talk about how and why it is I became a rambling man. I did wanna talk about those some of the complications that there are around here when some of this stuff spills on air because what happened with Samson and Juju, you have to understand, you want me to say, yeah, take a break, Dan. Okay, how am I going to take a break from the merch company needs to run?

There's a business over there that's been neglected for two years and I need some help. I don't think our priorities are stray when it comes to the, I don't know who needs to hear, I understand that needs to hear this. I think a lot of the on air banter about the merch store. While I see the benefit in driving people to the merch store and it being integrated content, I think a lot of the discourse that is all, often authentic is so goddamn trivial.

I don't give a shit about the merch store. It was gone for like several months and it was fine, I actually like not having the problems associated with the merch store. It was gone for several months, and it was fine, I actually like not having the problems associated with the merch store. And this is week two now of the merch store, kind of fucking with the show. And I'm not the biggest fan of it. So please, let's just let it live,

and separate feelings, because I can guarantee you, I'm speaking for not everybody. I know I'm not speaking for everybody, because I know guarantee you. I'm speaking for not everybody. I know I'm not speaking for everybody, because I know people have been talking about it and some people care very deeply about this. I respect that, but I think I'm speaking for the majority of folks.

Let's say, we're good. We're good. But please buy the two-shade tash-shirt with the promo code newgreed25 and the fist of me shirt. What? I'm not sure if it's live yet, but I saw a picture for it, it looks good.

Well, you've ruined something, but good job. Adaboy. Go ahead and sit in the press. Go ahead and sit in the press. You haven't ruined that. This promotion's bad. Yeah, you're okay. Go ahead and sit in the penalty box.

I thought it was fine. This is where we should rise up against the merch store. And not exactly nice against it. Unionize against it. Associated with murder store conversation. Okay, and this is where I'm going to stop you and I'm going to have to hit you with my chest and I'm going to tell you.

I can see you parking up. I feel that you feel strongly about it and I get it. I know that you've poured a lot of yourself into it and I don't want you to bear down and think that I'm just dismissing. I'm just saying, like we're good. I know that you feel like we're good, but I have evidence to the contrary,

given that Juju was actually pissed off because here's what my idea for the merch store is and I'd like to explain it to you in the audience because it matters to me and it matters to me from an important place that's not gonna make me back down. The brother that I just lost, my little brother, who was braver than me, who knows that there is real joy in creating art when you are self-employed.

He did it harder than I did. Like, I had employers, I had it easy, I had protection, I had safety. My brother did it out of the back of his car. The only place that I can artistically keep his artistic spirit alive is in that merch store. With the only person he has trusted, Angel Resto, to recreate his art so that we can look better than most people printing t-shirts because that's where his spirit will live. I want desperately for Juju to be involved with that because I trust Juju like that. I want Juju to represent us the way he

always does because while Billy was editing Godless football and Juju was in the middle of mental health crisis anger because he thought he had fucked something up when he hadn't. Juju's looking through his sunglasses that he doesn't want anyone to ever see his eyes because he's always cutting clips here because everyone is calling him the N word on Twitter because he has been brave enough to protect our brand because he loves us and he shows it with daily positivity and that's what I'd like the merch store to be. And so I will protect it and if I make bad content around it, that's the reason that I'm trying to do it. It's the most honest appraisal I can give you and I've had to put Samsung in charge of it and do you think it's gonna have a soul then?

Because it needs to make money as well. It can't just be. My brother fought all his life, man. He was on cruise ships and other artists called him a sell out. Why do you do it commercially? You got to be starving artists. And he's like, I was, I was afraid the entire time that my brother was succeeded. I'm talking to guests and doing the best you can But when it's time for creep bait and no one understands Why like dam the rambling man Well he's talking about discomfort and chaos Oh yeah Don't live a tart

Why are you so bad at this? Stugats. I can't answer that question. It's a good one though. I've been thinking about it a lot. This is the Don Lebatard show with this Stugats. Let's try this again. Let's give a big salute to Ron McGill.

For a big victory, stealing a water park from children as the world gets hotter, this kind of feels like a communal space where you can cool your body down where a lot of people might have access to a pool that don't regularly have access to a pool can fight global warming and doing this but great for the owls or whatever.

Congratulations, Ron McGill, you have won and stood in the way of, I mean, I care more about water slides than owls personally, but you got that dub. No, no, owls are related to dinosaurs. No, it wasn't owls. It wasn't actually owls. I believe it was bats that we did something for.

And I say we, because we did it, Dan. You did it. Well, you did it. I don't want to be the one that says I did it, because you allegedly were there, even though I didn't see you there. Ron allegedly was there, but from what I hear, he was at Chili's.

But look at this, Billy and his army. Look at what we did when we went to demonstrate a pro-dozist water park. We did it. This shows you the power of a movement. I can see 13 people in that photo. Look, and it worked. Those people mobilized, they had shirts,

and they stopped the water slides from happening. God bless each and every one of them. The thing is, I was with those protesters, they were on the street. The zoo is a giant landscape. It is so large. There's so much room. A water park easily fits things.

Looks like Billy's smelling a fart in this photo, by the way, also. I'm not a selfie guy. What do you want me to do? Billy, I'm like someone fart right next to you. I know that today is a big day for Ron. But yeah, allow me to turn the attention rightfully so to you for getting this done. Because I didn't see any evidence of Namb being there.

So I didn't see Naria picture of Ron McGill there. This was all you. You did get there late though. You got you got there now i got there within the window that was provided you when you tell me it's ten to two but it's our one fifteen that's in the ten to two window cable guy rules yet billy did you have any regret about anything yesterday did you lots of regret i know i know but at the way that the show went when

gregg kody the gregg kody twos, I believe is Billy Gild Tuesday. Greg Cody gets to be second to all of your support. Thank you, Billy of Greg Cody. But I got a tweet here and I wondered how you thought about this. What the hell is Billy Gild doing? He is supposed to be an ally. Greg Cody is actually right. Honey can last indefinitely if stored correctly. You never go against Greg Cody and you did so in this instance and people are saying you're wrong that honey, honey can last forever, that it's only the plastics that we keep them in, that make them expire and you didn't support Greg Cody when your best move is supporting Greg Cody.

What do you expect? I'm supposed to know everything about everything. How am I supposed to know about it? You know that what works for you is support Greg Cody. I'm not going to eat honey that's 800 years old. I'm sorry. Like, um, but you've followed him down so many paths before and that's your line. Not every pat. Not so so many every people were confused when you did what are you taking your mustache off to be taken more seriously what do you want me to do I like reinventing myself from time to time Dan you know sometimes I support Greg sometimes I don't support Greg sometimes I have a Fou man choose sometimes I don't sometimes your people everyone loves him and

then you just cancel it. Billy looks like Pablo what he dressed up as Mike Wilbond. I got scared of that for a second. Yeah, I don't. I'm not sure which race were Move on Offend all the races All cancels out that is the one that is the one place where comedy can still survive without being too offensive Just offend everybody the same exact the same exact amount because when you said he looks like Pablo I got scared but Pablo as Mike Wilbon, which was not as a black person, it was just Pablo as Mike Wilbon, that was the safe space for comedy. What a time that was.

Oh my God. You know what? When we talk about the doing of business, I'm glad you're back here, I mean, because I'm excited about all the smoke joining us. Yeah. And all the smoke is going to be a playground for a great deal of many things. Yeah. And you're, I don't know how, how is it

that you guys are going to interact as the oddball iteration with oddball? I don't, I haven't had that conversation yet, but I've just know that working with them. You okay? No, I'm sorry. I want to interrupt a minute. Yeah.

How is Oddball going to interact with Oddball? Answer the man's question. How is Oddball going to interact with all the smoke? Oh, I'll see. Oddball with Oddball. I haven't talked to them though. OK, I'll tell you what it is that just happened to me. There's that I got scared because of things that

have happened around here. When we release things, when we don't release things, I stumbled all over myself because I was throwing it to a mean here, and I release things, when we don't release things, I stumbled all over myself because I was throwing it to a mean here, and I wanted to talk within the context of what it is that we were talking about, about what had happened to Rachel Nichols during a complicated time.

Don't hit me with Rambley. I was about to hit me with Rambley. And I really piss off that I didn't get to a zooner. Hold on a sec. Yeah, it hasn't rambled. Hold on, just trust me for a second. It is also the loke a magic grade content. So don't tell people that what?

What? Rachel Nichols, when she left ESPN, there were bad circumstances where people who were friends who thought she had been wronged couldn't come forward bravely and simply say that because of everything that was happening with George Floyd and because the way it had been framed by the New York Times and by ESPN made it look like Rachel Nichols had done some awful thing when what had happened was there was a smoking gun Possibly illegally videotape in which she said I'm not gonna give up my seat Right

That's in my contract because ESPN has a crappy record on diversity and because it was so radioactive after George Floyd No one cited no one could say out loud Well some people said stuff out loud. Some people. I was one of them. Stephen Jackson was one of them. Jason McGrady was one of everyone. Quick, throw a Pablo as Michael Wilbond.

Now, distract him. Like Jeff Goldblum with a T-Rex. Oh, yes. Please, and do anything. I hate where this is headed. Oh, thank you, video team. God bless you. Oh, God bless you. Is it Paulo's Mike Wilbon as a member of as an old-timey baseball player too? No, it's a Cubs jersey. Okay. He had on because because Michael Wilbon's from Chicago. I don't know if he knows like that was out there.

Yes, he talks is he talks his jersey into his jeans and throws out the first pitch because journalism is the most important thing. And I want, I'm glad you brought all of this up because Rachel Nichols... ...get your eyes in there! It's bad, this is unbelievable! Where's it been? It's not over so many things. Where is this? Where's this bin? Mike, you've been bailed out.

Has the NBA started for you? For me, it's after the All Star game. I don't know, but the ISEE really changed things with all that intensity. It's an important question. Thankfully, we have the cast of Oddball here to discuss. really change things with all that intensity. It's an important question. Thankfully, we have the cast of Oddball here to discuss. I mean, I've never seen the back of the box before.

I mean, answer the goddamn question. Has the NBA started for you? Yeah, it started for me in October. Sorry, I'm not one of these people like what's happening? I don't pay attention until Christmas. No, by the way, this year Christmas falls on a Sunday. So, envy is kind of cooked.

Because the NFL loaded their Sunday with like the greatest line-up of teams ever. But do any of them have a quarterback? Currently. Ah. Ah. And now we're getting into the Saturday windows where your Sunday witching hour experience

is gonna be more and more diluted. And basically the four o'clock window, as it's been for the last few weeks, is basically just one game. Yeah, I hate it. I want a million games all the time. It's a nap time. The four o'clock window's a nap time.

It's the devil with a headset and a football and a suit jacket that says AB on it. I'm assuming that means art briles. Yeah, yeah, that's definitely art briles as the devil with a pitchfork and how. That's what that is. Art puzzle. Right here. And you got Rick Patino as a vampire.

And he's got, oh, Patino palace. That makes sense. What's the sign say in the back of the box? Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. No, there's a street sign. Oh, the street sign. Okay, I see. Transylvania, this way.

You've got Uncle Fatties River ride, and they've got this lazy river playing in the cross right here. And then you've got pointing down pit-a-fire briles. Which is weird. Why is our briles over here? Is it why is it neat? Milo doesn't know.

He lives down there, and he's just visiting. What if you walk? It's probably a nice day. All right, I think we navigated. All right, so the danger. What do we do? I don't think Dan can hear us right now. All right, what do we do to get him on track?

He's been kind of off track today. I don't speak too loudly because we have speakers everyone He's looking directly at a feed and I'm pretty sure you could hear us and I'm not sure if he was looking at a Feed you're asked because I was recently in the penalty box. I couldn't hear you couldn't hear we should all do venture luck was Also if you were looking at a feed he would have aided already so that's also Also if you were looking at a feed he would have ate it already so that's also No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I think Valor is finally like broken him down. Yeah, I also sort of liked the flannel. Sorry. I Was a nice really regret making jokes at his expense because I haven't seen the flannel sense And I was like good look. We got to tell me can bring it back I mean, what do we do? Do we like come back and let him know that hey man, you're dressing great?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's not this time of the day. I'm fat. Yeah. Show the oddly racist photo that's not racist a public Tory again, as Michael Wilbot. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but abstaining from food for 16 to 18 hours a day could be key to treating a variety of health conditions like stabilizing blood sugar levels and increasing resistance to stress. Still gots.

Michael, you doing something like this right now? I lost a lot of weight doing intermittent fasting and low carb, so now I'm getting back to it. But how much in that six to eight hour window, how much can you eat unlimited? I could just eat unlimited. I'd do that. That'd be fun. For six to eight hours. You can't eat unlimited? I could just eat unlimited, I'd do that. That'd be fun. For six days now. You can't eat unlimited. Try me. No, no, I mean.

This is the Don Limita Show with its two guts. I thought you were trying to get me to laugh, like pressing on fat and fat and fat again. You knew you could hear though. You sent us there. I did not know you could hear. Putting you could hear though. You send us there? I did not know you could hear. Putting you here the show and you were in there? No.

What? Were you in there today? Yes. Wow. I could. I thought Charlotte was in on the bit. I thought Charlotte is always in on the... I mean, I'm all it sort of half in, half out on the...

I always think the bits real. I could indeed hear you guys in the penalty box, but I was trying not to laugh because yes, I have altered my wardrobe, but I told you, it's just cold. It's 60 degrees. You gotta keep dressing like this, it's good. She bought me shoes for our anniversary,

and so I do have some new shoes. God bless her. What are they? Well, God bless her. Oh, it's just an assortment of nice things that she's bought. You've upped your game. No, but she's up my game on our on our anniversary. Good Lord. The last couple of years have been hard on on her too. And but one of the many things that I love about her is that only when costume that she lets me be who I am. That's how I show up at the Grand Prix dressed like I was because she just lets me be who I am, but she lives with a gorilla.

You're basically like the kid from Big Daddy, where like Adam Sandler's just let him wear what he wants to wear. What's your name now? Fuanquenstein. Yes, she lives, yes. She lives with someone who hasn't learned anything other than this thing. I don't know how to do anything,

so I don't know how to dress myself, but she lets me be. Well, keep going. Give her, tell her that she's receiving very positive feedback from your coworkers. No, but that's the thing. No, she said she didn't understand how you guys were making fun of the Flannel and everybody was telling you the flannel look good and I'm like I don't get that either like they ran me into the ground on how funny and awful I looked at I look like

Bob V. It's a home improvement dude It was just like a shocking thing if you see a guy that dresses in a suit all the time, and then you see them out, and they're all of a sudden wearing a polo, like, whoa, I'm going out with a polo, okay? Like, it's just what you do. Have you seen dress down, Steven A. Smith? Like, when he's got a hoodie on, it is so jarring.

Seeing Steven A. Smith without sleeves on was one of the most jarring moments in my life. Sleeveless A. Smith is not a look that I would ever want to see again. Well, he's lost some weight and he's here for a fight. Like he wants to beat everybody in the new mediate. He wants to take out everybody. Like look what he's doing.

Man, he is conquered everything in this business and now is doing an infomercial and first take that builds his next business where he's just selling the next thing he's going to do. I wish I had been as wise to not be as emotional in that circumstance, where you realize everything is falling around. You, I wish I hadn't been more calculated that I could have decided, okay,

you're gonna do that to Chris Cody, okay? All right, I'll wait 18 months and build it on your dime, but it took us, that happening to us, oh, don't put that picture up behind. Don't put the picture up of me at the Grand Prix. Oh my God. I'm embarrassing for the guy picking his wedgie. Let's be honest.

Is that what he's doing? Valerie, why'd you let me? I thought he's holding the door open. That's the way. Why did you, look, look, I didn't come and dressing differently after that. And that's the biggest shame I've ever had at how I've dressed.

It was really hot out there. Valerie had to be thinking at that day. Do you know, it takes a lot to be the guy that isn't wearing a t-shirt of himself and be the embarrassing dress guy. That guy's on Saturday night live, right? All right. Yeah.

I want to talk a little bit about Stephen A. We've done that segment a bit, but yeah, the dude is using ESPN as he grows his brand, as he becomes anonymous with that brand, but also trying to distance himself a little bit in building out the video aspect of his next step. That's how you do it. We did that some with audio and I have my regrets on not using the video power and trying to be as, trying to have as much foresight as we did on digital videos,

we did on digital audio. He is presently being able to use the power of ESPN's platform to promote his own unique YouTube page and side podcasts in which he can give you opinions on things that he can't necessarily give you on cable television. Like BBL or natural Now you'll know you all know I'm a bottom feeder Remember that line

I'm a bottom feeder wow Yeah, it it allows us to see a different side of them while he's still the tenpool of their daytime programming and it is It is being so expertly done by him and his team that i'm so certain that he's not going to be exclusive to you sp in the ways that he is for much longer because he is definitely plotting another avenue well let me explain what's happening to you for those who don't understand because it's pretty simple it's

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Like min chocolate, for example. That is not weird. The worst. Min chocolate? Anything that's weird? It just says on here. That's the question. The worst. Mint chocolate? Anything that's weird? It just says on here, that's the question. I'm not offering that, it just says, I got to respect that. I got to respect the magic created content.

It sends milk chocolate on here. Mint chocolate on here. Okay, I thought you just came up with that off the top of your head. And I was like, I don't think that's weird. That's a great question. Go ahead, Michael, let's off. Well, I mean, this mint chocolate pineapple pizza type of thing, right?

This is the avenue. I do like go and sweet whish hour often. I mean, who thought of salt and vinegar together? It's just incredible. It's an incredible combo. It's an incredible combo. I don't like the way that it makes my fingers smell. I like that smell. Blue cheese and pears. You smell. I like that smell blue cheese and pairs you would is that weird

Blue cheese and pairs. Yeah, is that is weird? Okay, you've all had a salad with blue cheese and pear in it right or like apple like a Waldorf salad It's not that weird. It's never had a salad. Oh, sorry. Well, there's this thing It's a bowl and they put no. Hold on, hold on. I'm not. And I think you look amazing, Dan, and I love the flannel shirt.

Dan absolutely has had a salad. It's just you put french fries all over it. Croutons. Pear and blue cheese, I'm telling you, you gotta give it a try. It's a very festive holiday type thing. I feel like what both of you are doing though, I like salt on a bunch of different things,

and I like blue cheese on a bunch of different things Like they're gonna be it's not they're not weird enough for you No, but the salad she's talking about it's like apples in a salad or or pairs in a salad. Yeah, I'm talking to straight blue cheese on a slice of a pair You you have it like that. Yeah, the other day I did that How often do you is do you have something weirder than that? Do you have a combination that you might put together where it's Charlotte Wilder. I guarantee she's got something weirder than that.

Definitely, it's a very weird one. There's always another level. I ate a lot of cheese. French fries and frosty? No, that's delicious. Oh man. I had pineapple and a hot dog. Oh, that's really hot dog.

Columbia hot dogs? Yeah, they're delicious. They're right. Louisiana hot sauce on potato chips in's delicious. You're right. Louisiana hot sauce on potato chips. Any flavor? Oh yeah. That's not weird.

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