The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: The Most Loaded Suey Category of 2024

Episode Date: August 29, 2024

It's time to listen through an absolutely Suey category in the year 2024: Best Musical Performance. Will our dominant forces of Yeti Blanc or Andrew Streeter take home the prize this year, or will another performer (Taylor?????) take them down? Plus, Dan, Stugotz, and Chris chat with Dolphins defensive lineman Zach Sieler for our final Dolphins interview of the week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Save up to $20 per month on Rogers internet. Visit Rogers.com for details. We got you. Rogers. This is the Don LeBattor Show with the StuGuts Podcast. But I am going to be like much of America America, I imagine the numbers going to be huge. And for me, this is not an FBS opponent, right? North Dakota State, why would I tune into that? No, my friend, if you think this is going to be easy because they are an FCS level opponent, you got another thing coming. You do not schedule a Dakota. Think coming.

That's right, you got another think coming. I always get that one wrong. Yes you do. A lot of people do. Do they? Yeah. You know what, they don't get wrong. The Sui's for Best Musical.

Wait, I wanna talk about Colorado. ["Best Musical Performance"] And now the Sui nominees for Best Musical performance Yeti Blanc Kachuk You I'm like a chug you, chug you, chug us too You slept with a stranger, the New York Rangers And that's some coward shit, that's coward shit And while you still fancy dress, the ice caps are the best That's right, chug you hit in the penis. Mike, Ryan, Jeremy and Louis sad peppers. que el tiempo se acaba y para atrás no vira. Viviendo, fumando y olendo, siga vacilando de par y todos los días. Pepa y agua para la seca, todo el mundo es patina en la discoteca. I'm going to go to the club. The Hee Haw Clan. Greg Cody and the Hee Haw Three become official members of the Wu Tang Clan. I love it.

Oh baby I like it raw. Yeah baby I like it raw. Wu Tang. Wu Tang. Give me, give me y'all. Thank you ODB. Respect. Wu Tang Clan. I want y'all to make some noise for the new Wutang members over here on the left side with that dirty remix of I Like It Raw.

That was dope. I like that. Jeremy Tachay, Ramblin' Man. Lawn Dan was born a rambling man Talking to guests and doing the best he can But when it's time for grief eating No one understands Why like Dan the rambling man? Andrew Streeter, Stu Gott's book unwritten

Staring at the laptop before you open up a browser window. Let your fingers punt and peck for stugotsbook.com. Only 29 bucks for the hardback. So close you can almost taste it. Pre-sale for incomplete work. Watch the money roll in. No one else is gonna profit. Only I will rake it in No one else, no one else

Could get away with this sh** Click the link now to obtain it Best of luck is you're explaining To your friends why you're purchasing A book that's still unwritten Penny and Yeti Blanc, Finger The chips you chose to chew A book that's still unwritten. Penny and Yeti Blanc, Finger. The chips you chose to chew, an open bag would do.

So why were you eating your hand? And it's time to reprimand to think you do it all the time. I'll never look the same at you, because it was in so deep. You may have to join the ringer, why? Did you have to lick your finger? Did you have to? Did you have to? Did you have to, did you have to, did you have to lick your finger? Fleming M and Izzy Gutierrez, Dan's Supper Bowl.

Israel 2.0, Fleming Izzy, we spit like Van Gundy bro, stand for me and I might go to Mass. Might go to Mass. Wait, the Dolphins is lost. So, why go to Mass? Biggest Dan's Supper Bowl, okay picture this, we send two guys with 30 people that they So, why go to Mars? thirsty to put me in beef disgusted like I was the fine bucket thief I look at the tweets and start sucking my teeth I'm letting it rock I mean loves him is steep I still want to get me a pot with Cody we talking FJs in the splash and we pee just know if you diss me a small part of you wants to kiss me and I'll let you

call me that deep when I show up in Darth Shredder PTO well the co-host chair is vacant and Dan is losing patience StuGots is a big no-show PTO PTO PTO When we finally hear from him After weeks of being MIA Dead in company reunion I'm gonna be out until May While Skipper should've seen this coming The audacity's my numbing But I guess we'll just go with the flow PTO PTO PTO Nasty Nate Hares

Greg reminds us that his ego's big Some shameless promotion Nate Haers. No, cause he's coughing from the laughing Maybe it's an enlarged plan The question was open But you didn't understand But you didn't understand Taylor Vipilis, Jalen Sub 500 seasons it's been lonely now the best players on our side been losing and losing for much too long but now we're back with New York pride Jalen you've got us on our feet Jalen we're gonna win the East Jaylen. Without Randall we're still doing fun. Mike Ryan, Foot Girls theme song. Foot, foot, foot. Hey Guess it Lucy ain't messin'

around. They're talkin' football, they're the messin' town. They got their toes out YETI BLUNK WRONG SONG You got the wrong so let it go You got the wrong so let it go Baby You're wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong I heard you taking air blows You got the wrong so let it go You're wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong You're wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong You're wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong You're wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong

You're wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong You're wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong You're wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong You're wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong I got that from the loins, Dan-o! I can feel it! I hear his loins! I do! Do you? Yeah, I hear them! His loins are singing! It's not him! Babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy There's a man named Paul Skeens. The fact of the matter is no one knows what he means. His girlfriend is far more famous, but you better believe it, on Tuesday you may see his... Uranus. Because Paul Skeens may start the All-Star Game being the first man to ever do it that way.

Cook it! I'll be watching eating my curds and whey. That is the MMP. This man just rommed whey with whey. W-H-U-I-N-W-A-Y that to you my friend. We lost you, you. Greg Cody and the Lebatard Show. Mourning Man reprise.

And you know it, baby and you know it. And you know it, baby and you know it. And you know it, baby and you know it. And you know it, baby and you know it. And you know it, baby and you know it, baby, and you know it. Say what? And you know it, baby, and you know it. Yeah, that is it. And you know it, baby, and you know it. Yeah, that is it.

Who needs me? Wilson! Wilson! Jeremy Tashay, break up with your goalie. Break up with your goalie. Yeah, yeah, cause I'm bored. Andru Streeter and Yeti Blanc. Datterday is quite alright. I'm in the light. Cause Saturday is the time I like. Saturday's quite alright. Alright, alright. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

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Everybody. Jessica Smetana and Yeti Blanc. I believe in Travis Kelce. Playing for what? Playing in Baltimore. Oh, your nice, dark, cool, rockabilly. Oh, you're my stone cold love, go bed, bring me Gambling girls are helping me be pious All because of you, I'm taking the chief's at minus three

Oh, I believe in Travis Kelce. Taylor Vipoulos, Africa. Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti. I seek to cure what's deep inside, crying out this thing that I've become It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do I bless the rains down in Africa gonna take some time to do the things we never had Yeti Blanc, Greg Cody Bowles

With Greg Cody Bowles, he won't get a strike Another hamstring blown on a Wednesday night. Then his thumb gets stuck in a finger hole. It's not a work of art with Greg Cody Moles. Robbie DeWitt, I Want a Dan Levitard for Christmas. I want a Dan Levitard for Christmas. Only a Dan Levitard will do. No Stu Gots, Billy O'Roy.

I want a Dan Levitard to play with any joy. I want a Dan Levitard for Christmas. want a death levitator for Christmas Only a death levitator for Christmas Voice over Dan, sweet bob of mine He makes saves that it seems to be Reminds me of highway robbery Where every puck looks as big as a bright beach ball Now and then when he stops a shot And the whole arena starts chanting Bob

He starts to feel like maybe he'll stop them all Oh, sweet father of mine. Billy Gill, Hentai Dizona. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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Viva Greg Cote. Viva Greg Cote Viva Greg Cody! Lady Luck, please you're gonna smile on me Keep those lo-vo's rollin' hard I know We're gonna have more fun than the law allows Like an episode of the Greg Cody Show Viva Greg Cody! Viva Greg Cody! Viva, Viva, Viva, Viva, Viva, Viva, Viva, Viva, Viva, Viva, Viva, Viva, Viva, Viva, Viva, Viva,

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So hold your breath because tonight will be the night that I will ball for you over again I'm dropping 45 I won't live to see another day I swear it's true Because a guard like Dame's impossible to find He's impossible to find Beautiful, Jeremy Greg Cody Oh Canada remix Oh

Canada So sad I riled you up Sad that Connor McDavid for all his stats has not lived up That that your McJesus has never raised the Stanley Cup. Mike Ryan and Tony Kaladiud Joe Zagacki singing about Kim Mulkey. I really can't stay. Mulkey it's cold outside I've got to go away Mulkey it's cold outside this evening has been hoping that you drop in. So very very nice Andrew Streeter McOva rated He's McOva rated, Greg's exonerated, that's Connor McDavid

Greg made a take, stuck to his guns, and then the Ice Cats won They were up 3-0, lost three in a row And we weren't having fun But back in Sunrise We got right And punched out your lights So sleep tight With gunsmite

Lord Stanley's arsonite Oh, you know he's recorporated Greg's exonerated Greg Cody and the Hee Haw 3 King of the Road Trailers for sailor in rooms to let 50 cents No food, no pool, no pets I ain't got no cigarettes I've got two hours of pushing broom by the 8 by 12 orbit room. I'm a man of these binomies, king of the road. Yeti Blanc, wait to see 1000 episodes. What's the problem with the movies that I'm seeing? Yeah, that burk is out of touch.

I find it hard to have human feeling. And you fear dogs a bit too much. Dan Leventhal says I'm made out of wires. The word of the day is short selling buyers. It's time to celebrate 1,000 episodes where I tell you to wait to see. Are you going to download another 1,000 episodes where I tell you to wait to see Are you gonna download another 1,000 episodes? Well, I guess I'll have to wait to see

Mystery Crate Crew, Through the Wire Through the wire, through the limit to the wall I understand to be with you you I'd gladly risk it all, back down to the wire Even through the fog Listen Bella Jack, let me whisper in your ear Tell you something that you might like to hear You had a nice career but the end looking sad Mind if I tell you about this plan I had My home's been gaining on me way too fast Tell you something that you might like to hear You had a nice career but the end looking sad

Mind if I tell you about this plan I had My home's been gaining on me way too fast Surely as a coach they should get past I can play at least another year or two So here's what we're gonna do I'm calling up Woody and we're going to the Jets Twice a year we could be the Patriots You need a main bill, I'll always be the boss

After we're done you can coach lacrosse You better listen up You better listen up to recap We're gonna partner up We're gonna partner up Like me, me, me, me Andrew Streeter and David Sampson Go PP Remix

You gotta go PP Yeah you know me Go PP You. Go PP remix. You gotta go PC. Yeah, you know me. You gotta go PC. Yeah, you know me. You gotta go PC. Yeah, you know me. You gotta go PC. Let's wait to see.

Chris Cody, kindergarten, summer lovin'. Kindergarten had me a past. Yes, yeah, they do that everywhere. Kindergarten went by so fast. Yeti Blanc and Chris Cody stink. When I wake up in my Marlins world, one clips at our lineup and it makes me want to hurl. Hey Sandy.

Hey. We miss you. Out till next year we are so f***ing screwed. Come on, what did you think this team would do? It hurts, it hurts, and we all lose We stink, at doing everything Horrible, from head to toe Who'd want to go, hell no, hell no

We stink, it's worse than you think We sell one dollar tickets Cause listen, looks so good on us. Tony Kaladiud and the Lolita Singers, Miami Seaquarium. Hurry up, there's not much left to see at Miami Seaquarium. You'll see orcas in cages, pools of steel tears. Learn about cruelty as we take off their ears. Time's running out to see these animals alive at Miami Sea Aquarium. Get a lifetime guilty conscience with every regular admission of complicity.

This offer lasts until the authorities come splashing in. Miami Sea Aquarium. Jeremy Tashay. Bills, bills, bills. authorities come splashing in. Jeremy Tashay, Bills, Bills, Bills. Hold on to that tightens me Now you're losing week to week Struggle land, interception on my brother Quarterback, why haven't I found another baller? When times get hard I need someone to scramble around Instead of a pocket pass or getting shoved to the ground Can you beat the Bills? Can you beat the Buffalo Bills? Can you beat the Buffalo Bills?

Every day then maybe I would chill but I don't think we do. So the Vins and me are through. Amin Elhassan, Oops! They Did It Again, Celtics Losing. Oops! They did it again. They lost to the Hawks, got lost on a switch. Oh baby, baby, oops, Mazula's so weird. His quotes are so wild. He's not that brilliant.

Taylor Ripple is public service announcement. Allow me to reintroduce ourselves. We are the Knicks. Oh, and we got OG in a trade from the North, and an OB, bully ball rough and tough, Charles Oakley, CEOs of the NYC. Knicks, right from the tip, Jalen Bronson on fire, handles, got him spinning light, closing the dryer. Isaiah Hardenstein, learn to pronounce that name,

got the whitest Dante in the game, making it rain, that's right, Knicks, oh, at MSG. Randall will take you in the paint, no one could do it better That's precious, he's our rim protector My homie Tims told me, dude, finish your breakfast So that's what I'ma do, put on orange and blue with the Tims Call the fan and talk reckless Yeti Blanc, Mr. Stugots lies God's lies Cause misters do God's lies

Greg Cody, Yeti Blanc, and Mike Ryan, Pooka Nakua His name is Cooper Good at running curls But when his hammy got a tear he saw Pooka standing there his blade diminished Hustle take over Nakua hopped into the car McVeigh has maybe found a star and then that Stafford threw him 25 in 2 oh there's a brand new kid in town out of BYU. They call him Pooka. Pooka.

Pooka Nakua. Pooka Nakua. His quarterback is not named Tua. Yeah. Yeah, he is Pooka. Pooka. Pooka Nakua. Fantasy Assassin, it's the time to cash in.

Yeah, it's Pooka. Don't need the poop cup Andrew Streeter Me Maximum Me Maximum Me Maximum Me Maximum

F**k yeah Greg is king and you're his peasants Me Maximum F**k yeah F*** yeah! Greg is king and you're his peasants Me maximum! F*** yeah! My way is the only way, yeah If we share a hotel room You know who you answer to Me maximum!

F*** you! My comfort is of most importance Me maximum! F*** you! Say it again so they can hear it in the back Vacation! Me Maxima! Restaurant! Me Maxima! Articles! Me Maxima!

Greg Cote Show! Me Maxima! PSBI! Me Maxima! Back in my day! Me Maxima! Hee Haw 3! Me Maxima! It's Hee Haw Me! So drink it up! This one's for you up This one's for you Honey, it's been a lovely cruise Yeah baby, it's been a lovely cruise.

Oh darling, it's been a lovely cruise. Thank you all! Greg Cody, The Gregmas Song. And so I'm offering this simple phrase To kids from one to ninety-three 93. Although it's been said many times, many ways, Merry Christmas to me. to play against Colorado and yet they made the investment even though they don't have helmet comms on their level, they made the investment we don't care if we're playing FBS one game, we're going to have helmet. And that, for that reason, is why I think North Dakota State stays inside that 9 1 1.

If you're listening right now and you're like, wait a second, did my Spotify glitch or something? No, Mike was just talking about Colorado for the entirety of those 24 minutes of songs. Stacked 24 minutes of songs. What Taylor? Oh my God. How about Taylor, Taylor brought it.

And yet, and yet and yet 24 minutes and yet I think you guys miss out on truly the best song of the year last year. You're gonna make I already forgot the John all the roots on how did you forget that? No, this the best one was was Lewis when we did the marathon with Tony closing time closing time He played closing time on the guitar man. He learned it it on the fly didn't even know how to play it John Alleroode will be nominated and then we all sang right yeah of course we all we all all sang in the chorus what happened with the John Alleroode so you know there's cracks man sometimes shit falls through cracks it's just like the

Grammys where it's like there's a certain deadline that even if it's a few months before there's actually a previous calendar window Jeremy I appreciate you I appreciate you. I appreciate you. But that one made the window. I just fucked up. What was the Donald O'Rourke song? I don't believe I know it. Can we play the, it's a song about the 2001 Mariners?

How pissed are Streeter and Yeti going to be when Taylor is absolutely taking the thing? Well, you know what? Billy's going to win. Lewis has just informed me that we have closing time. Can we just go roll that real quick while Chris looks for O'Rour route? Of course Lewis has that one This room won't be open till your brother's or sister's car to read the lyrics

I hope you have found a friend I can see why this one was a novel. Yeah, maybe. You're talking over the best part. You're really talking over the best part. So are you! You had the big show with it. Thank you. I know who I want to take me home. I know who I want to take me home. I guess you had to be there. Vocal really hurt Lewis's shredding on the guitar. He was shredding on the guitar. He really was.

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that as a result. He needs something that happens. You can see his mother effing at it. Can we bother you right now? Turn on your microphone, Greg. My microphone's on! Stugats! Paint the scene. The paint the scene is I gotta go to work. Good night.

This is the Dan LeVatar Show with the Stugats! We're here with Zach Seeler, an uncommonly strong man, strong human being. In your locker room, are there a lot of people with a great deal more strength than you have? I like to pride myself on answering that to no, but there is. There's a lot of guys out there that, man, they can put some weights up. One thing I've learned over the years is, yes, being strong is huge,

but getting the right techniques and elements on the field helped a lot too. Your job seems awful. I think it's the worst, it seems like the worst position to play. Is there a worse position to play than yours in terms of what the physical demands of it are? Every position has its ups and downs. I mean, those, the DBs and receivers, those guys take some huge hits.

A lot of our stuff is just constant low impact or constant impact every play. And it takes a beating. But you know, I'll tell you what, I feel young again. We got Clayas Campbell in the room. 17 years in the NFL. That's why you feel young. Exactly, yeah. And you're getting someone 10 years older than you.

Incredible to see him out there doing what he does every day. At that age, I mean, he's still showing up every day at practice. He's out there. He doesn't want to miss a beat, and it's awesome. And so it's been really exciting and fun to have him around. I am curious what the ups are. You mentioned your position having ups and downs. What are the ups of being a defensive tackle? Man, I'll tell you what, there's nothing. Three years 38 million

That's been it's you know It's it's that passion for the game and working with the guys next to you And I know other positions have that too. O-lines obviously they usually all very tight together But you know, I mean obviously everyone knows about Minah Wilkins bond last year. We're, we're, we're worried about you. How you doing? What's going on? You have any friends?

No, it's been awesome. Um, DeShawn has been great. Clay, I said, Clay is Campbell. Him coming in has been incredible. Um, through the learn from him and, uh, work with those two has been awesome. We got some young guys, Brandon Peely coming up that's been here for last year or two. And, uh, so it's, it's been really good to build those bonds and then being able to play off each other.

So I think that's one of the cool parts of the defensive line is you kind of learn the guy next to you. Jaylen Phillips and Chubb on the edge and then inside too. So, hey, I look over, oh dang, this is probably one of those plays you might take a shot. I can cover them up and play it off each other. And it's a good feeling being out there

and seeing guys make plays. Nice. You were living in a van and if I told you not a band it wasn't a van it was a van it was right next to the river RV river river's Minecraft's house you're doing a joke down by the river if I told you when you're living in the RV my apologies okay like one night right before right before you get a bed hey one day you're gonna sign a contract for $40 million. You would have told me what. Man, I'll tell you what, it's been a blessing.

And you know, I've always had those thoughts in my head where I know where I'm the best at what I do. I wanna make sure I prove it every day. And that's how I got here. I mean, I was told every day that I wasn't gonna be able to be here from not being able to play at D2, even through the field there,

to not being able to play in the2, to even see the field there, to not be able to play in the NFL, to not have what it takes. And so it's just one of those things that I always believed in myself. I mean, I really don't think you can do something if you don't think in your own heart that you can do it yourself first. If you don't ever think that,

why would anyone else think that? Where along the path would you say you had the greatest doubt? Because there were plenty of times that you could have doubted. Honestly, I think it was the first time getting cut in Baltimore. Cause when I got to cut the second time,

I came down here and then I was just like, you know what? I've been in this path before. Let's just take my shot and see what happens. But that first time kind of struck, you know, last day of camp, you're walking out and there's the tunnel of scouts and staff and they kind of just pluck you out one by one and get cut and then you kind of don't know what's going to happen.

So that was my first time going through that. So that was probably the most the low point for me like thing is this, am I really going to be able to do this? When you take that home and you're you take that to your wife, she's as crushed as you are for you, right? Because you're a little bit broken. She was actually, she was down here in Florida already. And so she was already down here.

The first time she was, I was with her actually. But the second time I got cut, I called her. She was out actually at our place down here in Sebring, in Florida. Got cut on my hand, I don't know what's gonna happen. I could be anywhere in the country. If I'm lucky enough to get picked up, we might have some talks with some guys out West. And you're kind of playing that game with your agent where you might go, how to happen. I could be anywhere in the country if I if I'm lucky enough to get picked up. We might have some talks with some guys out West and you're kind

of playing that game of your agent where you might go how to prepare and then I got that call the next day. Hey Miami picked you up. You gotta be kidding me. Two hours from her we kind of already had some kind of been down here before so it was pretty cool. It was the best of the worst if that makes sense. You're very likable. No, I appreciate it. How do you make yourself mean on Sundays? Because I feel like I'd have if I was a center,

I'd be like, hey, man, I'll tell you what. Do you ever get caught being friendly with a center? And you're like, wait, I got to snap out of this. I got a badge on Scott's head. You know, honestly, and I think that's how my part of my game is, is I don't ever get too like- Invested emotionally? I too like invested emotionally. I'm, I'm very invested. Most of them, but like, like too much Wilkins.

I just thought man, like he doesn't like, everyone's got a different level where they reach their peak. Some guys got to be, don't talk to me. Don't look at me. I'm locked in right here. Some guys are out there having fun, laughing, joking, whatever. And that's kind of how I've been. And that's so honestly, me and Wilkins were like that last year is kind of going out there and almost take it light-hearted and obviously it's when there's times that are serious like in a tough spot it's different but like for me that's my prime where I was playing

or I play my best balls when I'm like that just out there having fun really we get paid a lot to play a kids game we're very blessed to be able to do that where do you imagine, honestly, if you can answer this question, that you'll miss Wilkins more as a friend or how much easier he made your job because he was next to you and he commanded a great deal of attention?

Not that you don't, but he also demands a great deal of attention. You know, I've had a great time this year growing as a player on the field, not having him there. You know, he was first round pick here and one kind of saw him as that. So me taking over that role has been a great blessing in my eyes, I think. Having a guy like Clay has come in and him and I have been able to work off each other has been awesome. For me, it's the off the field stuff, him and I, and that's where we

still stay in contact. So like it's, it's, he's still there. I mean, it mean, it's been a great, I'm super happy for him and I'll be excited to see him later this year. It was nice to see it chronicled on Hard Knocks. It was unusual to see two guys who were that clearly close. Their families are that clearly close. And you seem to love each other, just flatly love each other. Would you say so? Absolutely. Yeah, I know he's a great guy. I mean, I couldn't say enough good things about him. My wife and him always joke around.

I think they played pickup basketball a couple of times at our house because my wife played basketball, so they'd be hooping. I think she got him one time. It was after he broke his hand, so she had a little upper hand, but I think he needs a rematch, but yeah. The reputation that the Dolphins have had,

even before you were born, is they're going to collapse late. The last couple of years, there have been injuries that have explained that, that don't have much of anything to do with mental toughness. It's just physical bodies breaking down. But what is it that you would say is the reason that this season has more expectations than any of the previous ones

that when you think about the Dolphins that you would say it's going to be different this year? Man, I'll tell you what, it's been super exciting coming in this year. Going through OTA as the team and then now camp is, and we're trying to take the science behind the game and behind everything that's going on with your, the yardage, the speeds and like how, how many, how much stress you're putting on your bodies and trying to make sure we tailor that to make it to where we can be at peak efficiency come December and January. But sometimes science can get a little, we just put our hand in the dirt.

I know. Exactly. Who wants it more? I couldn't agree more. So I'm talking about that. So yeah. But when it comes to those soft tissue injuries. Simple game, little man wins. Always. soft tissue injuries. Always. You know this.

Always. You're right. Put your head in there and go. Enough science. I was an engineer in college. There you go. So I love the science, bye, thanks. Do you ever hear McDaniel talking and you're like, we get it, you're zany. No?

No. Not too much. It's your boss. Enough with the science though. Your job is to be able to take apart a refrigerator and throw it at the quarterback. Who could throw a refrigerator furthest on the team? You know, if I had to say somebody, it's Deshaun Hand.

Yeah, really. That dude was gonna be an obvious. Deshaun Hand, yeah, absolutely right. So if we had a refrigerator throwing competition, you're of the belief that he would win, absolutely. Silver medal? When you're doing the OTAs. Silver medal for you? Yeah, I got the leverage, you would win silver medal silver medal for you yeah I got the leverage you know kind of yeah would you be so you would

be the silver medalist there there's not somebody I can chew you're saying you would beat Kalei it's in a refrigerator take it back yeah I care about you man bring it to the locker room and get back to us next one I mean this as no slight when I care about you, man. Bring it to the locker room and get back to us next week. I mean this as no slight. When I look at physically, Kaleus Campbell, I look at somebody whose hands, and now your hands are not small,

but he's just physically built to do exactly what it is that he's doing. Yeah. Agree. Question or yes? Dan, be careful. I know where you're headed, okay? Just like be careful. He's where you're headed. Okay?

Just like be careful. He's a big man. You know what's funny is because obviously, Klaius is new down, new to the team and some people who aren't super like nitty gritty in the football. They just know Klaius is big as an amazing career. Raheem, his wife, they had a mic'd up with Klaius last week, I think it was. And she goes, her name's Devon, she goes, Hey Raheem. She goes Is that a small human because there was a shot of the mic down and I'm sitting like this talking to Klaas And it's just he's just a he right he is built for football and he is maxed out voice

Six and three hundred pounds. I know my I know in that crazy. I'm a tar just called you small I mean Kalei's I I think everyone feels physically smaller. Kaleus runs his team, that's what we've learned. The eating of people your size, when you've got a cheat day, like if you had to impress us, like if you and him were having an eating competition. Oh, it's over. How would you go about burying him? How big am I?

I'm just kidding. Can you handle it? No, no, that's a legit question. Yeah, that's an important thing yeah I don't need that no I tell you what so we got some favorite spots down here but I know we'd my arse my wife and I spot after game days there's an Irish spot down here then there's Anthony's runway for 84 our newest response man there they redid it it's nice now oh my god yeah it's awesome

try flat against huh no I haven't you gotta get that's fine always told me about that yeah that's all you gotta know the bros are yeah how much can you crush like what like if you're going I'm going a rib eyes potatoes mac and cheese all nine yards. How many baked potatoes could you eat in one sitting if it was just baked potatoes? Just baked potatoes. I mean, do I get some sides and toppings or what?

Yeah, fully loaded for sure, bro. Loaded to three. Three, okay. So after a victory, after you've won and you're allowed, because of the discipline of the week, you're actually not allowed to eat this way all of the time, but after in a celebratory meal, you said rib eyes plural? No, no, no, no. Singular, singular. No, no, no.

I don't want to be too slow. He's talking about a Tomahawk rib eye. 16, 24, 20s, 20s, you know, because the bone in, you know, kind of less the weight sometimes. Getting more air when we do it. Absolutely. Yeah. How many plates are coming to the table? How many things are...

Three or four, right? I don't know. You're the one. Yeah. Thank you for your time. We appreciate all the work that you've done here and there everybody's very excited about the seasons at two thank you sir remember low man wins. What was I thinking?

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