The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: The Triple Threat

Episode Date: August 16, 2023

After an insult to Steve Carell ended the previous hour, Mike Ryan kicks things off with his Top 5 Steve Carell Movies. Then, if we nominate Jamie Foxx as the most talented "triple threat" who can sing and make you laugh and cry, is there another performer who can top him? Plus, NFL Films might have the best security system in the world, and the Jets players and coaches are obsessed with Aaron Rodgers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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2, 1. As promised, here is the top 5 Steve Carole movies and it did not take very long. so ever guys to shit on this and It's very clear that Steve Carell who became a star later in his career Has a much much better IMDB then Steve Martin. He's made so many good choices in his career some bad He makes one choice. He's always like the lovable loser underdog. Well, I'm a dead way. I am going to prove you wrong.

I'm a dead that wants to get back into the dating scene. Exactly, that's the one move that's it. Okay, you got to be funny. That was the move. All right, let's find out how many Steve Crowe movies you've actually watched. If you think that that is his one, I've seen quite a few.

It's what he's known for, Mike, but you're right. I understand. Yes. Yeah, the incredible Bert Wenderson makes a difference, right seen quite a few. It's what he's known for, Mike, but you're right. I understand. Yes. Yeah, the incredible Bert Wenderson makes a difference, right? That's terrible. No, he's got sinkers in there. Jennifer Smok.

I've seen no Steve Carrell. Really? You have. You have. You have. You just don't realize it. Oh, wait, how old are you? How old are you?

You definitely saw Ryan Gosling and Crazy Super Love. You had to. You never saw it. Crazy Super Love. You're doing a thing. Everyone saw that one. I never saw it. And I love crazy super love. You had that. Never saw it. Crazy stuff out of here. Never saw it. You're doing a thing. Everyone's all that one. I never saw it. And I love right now.

You're not missing. I'm going to go out. You haven't seen the sales people, IT people, me. Look at me. You're not missing anything. Ah, no, that's not true. Oh, you're dating my daughter. Oh, you're dating my wife.

Oh, my gosh. I'm stuck in the past of me's opinions on things. He usually points out when things were stupid. Crossing out one of my two O.L.I.s just from all we need is the mean whiny voice to go. It's coming. Yeah. It's not going to be a no crazy stupid love. I only need one O.L.I. Unless he was in a Dan Brown adaptation I haven't seen it.

We're going big short O.L.I. Excellent. Great movie. Shipping number. O.L.I. huh? What? He's had a really good career. Hey, hey, he forgot he was in it. Oh, it's great on Huh? He's had a really good career. Hey, hey, for a God, he was in it. Oh, it's great on top. What are the things? Yeah, hey, he's probably, he's probably like the main character.

The big short. Yes. A hundred percent. Christian Bale's a main guy. No, Christian Bale in terms of screen time. Tell me you haven't seen it without telling me. Dude, okay, I knew you'd show your ass. I just said I think of it as quick.

I got to, I got to say, I think he counts as a bus driver in that movie What does that mean? Well, well, I mean for sports terminology wasn't right in the bus he was driving the bus Yeah, he's a he's a bus driver It was when was a shack was saying that was it Durant? They said wasn't the bus driver bus, so I think that you can't be an ancillary character and consider it your movie So I I would give him of drivers status for that picture. He's a bus driver. He said everybody else up. He kept the movie going. All right. Keep going.

All right. But that's all I like. Mike, he was a leader of the crew. Like he shorted. He shorted the market. One of the most he was one of. Yes. Spoiler. By the way, the person that Christian Bale played in that movie in real life has shorted the sock market He bet $1.6 billion. Oh, I'm gonna have a stock market crash to which I say I thought it did crash And number five a movie that I don't think a lot of people actually saw and this goes to Billy's point that he's just got one pitch Doesn't if you've seen this heartbreaking film called beautiful boy that put Timothy Chalamet on the radar to that

and is devastating good looks, you'd know that this is a great spectacular film and Steve Carell actually has a lot of range, but my number five is Beautiful Boy. Huh. That's what I was gonna name. I'm autobiography. Yeah, yeah.

You still can. Shout out to movies that no one has seen, nor heard of. Not true, I've seen it. I have. Excellent picture. Not a lot of people Not true. I've seen it. I have. Excellent picture. Not a lot of people do know about Beautiful Boy and more people should. I wouldn't go as far as to say, mic recommended it because it is truly heartbreaking and it'll crush you.

Tony, got a call at a picture. Good work. Call it a picture if you're serious about your films. Number four. Number four people to believe you saw it. They picked you. I saw it during the pandemic. It's a really good movie. No, no,. I saw it during the pandemic. It's a really

good movie. No, no, no, no, no, Mike Phil. It's a good picture. Yes. Yeah. Genoa. Number four. I'm curious to know how many people saw this movie. I think he got a word to claim for this. He might have pulled a nomination or two from this. It's based on a true story. Fox catcher. Yes. Yes. I thought I was going to be a number one to be honest. His performance in Fox Catcher is deeply troubling. Yeah. It's about the wrestling, the dupe-point, like, weirdo. Yeah.

He is. The wrestling team at his house, but he's kind of weirdo. And that's what I was going to name my autobiography. Fox Catcher. Still works. Yeah. And that's where the parallel stop between your tale and that one. That is a deeply troubling film too

Number three now if you would ask me Six years ago. What's my number one R rated comedy of all time? I might have said 40-year-old virgin. I don't think it's aged Well, and that's funny considering the jerk. I think is actually aged better, but 40-year-old virgin for its time was a fantastic movie made them a bonafide box office draw a 40 year old virgin number three for me Kelly Clarkson yeah so many popcorn for moments stupid scene oh you're getting your your chest wax hurts oh you poor little baby let me tell you so let me tell you He's supposed to do the one That's it. Of my favorite scene

Is a young Is a young Kevin Hart With a ramen Yeah, that's a great scene Don't be an engine, be my engine I wonder the ninja that's here now You know how many times getting dressed for football games? The tie has been brought up

Wearing that to Yeah It's a great locker Alive A football locker Number two An absolute classic Where's that? Yeah, that's great. It's a great locker online. I had a football locker room. Number two, an absolute classic, which probably for many, not the daily show, this film put him on the map

and allowed him to carry a film like 40-year-old version, Anchorman. Yeah. One of the most quotable rules. That's a bus driver. Yeah, bus driver. No, he's riding the's a much drier driver. Yeah, much driver. No, he's riding the bus on that phone very clearly. But riding the bus on that bus also for 40 year old Virgin.

Let's be clear here. He's playing the role that you really talked about. Like, oh, I'm just a guy who's down on my luck. Yeah, but he's not doing that in Anchorburg. And he's one of the more outlandish characters. I'm saying 40 year old Virgin, for me, the funniest things are everyone else. It's Seth Rogen, it's Jane Lynch, it's Romney Malko, it's everybody else in that movie.

He's kind of... Okay, so it, but to be a straight man... You made a straight man... And to be to play the role with Hart and to be a root for him, he does a great job. And once again, to my point, range. No, he doesn't have range, that's my point. Yes, he does, because look at this list. This is all range.

Do you like this is the first time that you can actually say he's playing the role that you think he only plays? Do you like to do it yourself? Yeah. I just wanted to say that, no. I don't get the criticism that Billy is filing here that he does the same role. I would.

So let's see, my money. Put the argument aside. I'll, so let's see, put the argument aside. I'll accept that it's true, even though Mike is obviously demonstrated that it's not true. I'll accept that it's true. Who cares? Like, Steph don't dunk on people.

That's okay. He's shooting the hell out of him. Three, so that is pretty good. Joe, some rage. I don't like his choices. That's all I'm saying. He's a side I want to go for making a laugh to making a cry every five seconds.

I don't need to cry. I have my own life. What's that I'm saying. He decided I want to go for making a laugh to making a cry every five seconds I don't need to cry have my own I'm sorry I don't have it see beautiful boys. I can't speak to it But fuck that your yes range but everything else you put in there just like him stupid You're literally what everything else I then I put in there. There's an obvious You said that half of my list. Well, what's a well then if there is an obvious number one that you don't think I have Well, I would love to hear your number of curse. Yeah, that's Roo that's range that's probably what's generating the most money

Yeah, I think I think his greatest probably probably is biggest money maker. I mean office had to make one greatest, probably, probably is biggest money maker. I mean, the office had to make one money. No, that's a thing. No. Office is not even on this list because it's not a film. He, I appreciate it. So I appreciate, yeah, I appreciate the opposite of Billy. Like, I like the range or people trying to do different things.

Billy seems annoyed that he's trying to make you cry. It always makes me kind of think about who is the most talented performer Period like don't put anything on it. It's like I always think of Eddie Murphy. No, Jamie Foxx. Jamie Foxx is a good Yeah, there's nobody close to Jamie Foxx in terms of most Comedically like a comedian dramatically like a drama actor musically like a music like he does it all Nobody comes close. No, there's no conversation there. I mean, there's probably, well, we'll put together a top follow up.

I was talented people to ever exist. I like any Murphy performers. It's great. Let me give you my actual number one. Number one. We say that he switches from making the laugh to making you cry. I think in my number one film, he accomplishes both.

He has a dry sense of humor in the first one. And he's at the heart of some of the more heart-wrenching parts of this film. I absolutely love this movie, Little Miss Sunshine. BELL RINGS Beautiful film. Picture. Yeah.

Picture, obviously, a great picture. Again, not because of him though. I forgot he was in that. Exactly, see? It's not Greg Keneer's a dad. It's he comes in after a failed attempt at suicide, identity crisis. Gay comes into this family that he's estranged from

and they all have to come together to get their daughter into this beauty contest. And it's just a fantastic movie. It's a fantastic movie, not because of him though. He's he's he's supporting cash. The name is the fan. It's a great ensemble. It's it's my man of the old dude whose name escapes me now.

Well, I confuse him between he and his son, Adam, Arkin, Alan Arkin. Arkin, yeah. Yeah, there you go. All right. Like they're the ones who carry that movie. Yeah, but like he's just there. I feel like you picked movie.

Paul Dano's also. Yeah, but like he's just there. I feel like you pick movie. Paul Dano is also yes, fantastic. But Paul Dano has has his best scene with Steve Carell in that movie. I understand that this is an ensemble, but I was just putting together great movies. All right, I wasn't putting together my favorite Steve Carell performances. If I was putting together my favorite Steve Carell performances, you'd say beautiful boy, you'd say Fox catcher, you'd say minions. But I was actually putting together his best movies And I think on merit little miss Sunshine is his best movie will Smith on this most talented I mean, yeah, what are you looking for most talented performers most talented performers like the person

I think Jamie Foxx is the bar right now. Where's he on sanders? Wow He's up there. He's in the now. Where's he on Sanders? Wow. He's up there. He's up there. He's in the conversation. He's gonna be the money. We know where Jordan is. Multiple sports.

Not on this list. Number one. What, you're right. You're either in space jam. Ice cube. No. I mean, I'm just throwing it. Where is this just?

You're gonna wanna walk that one back lately. Oh yeah, yeah. We have to, my father is the Irish. Did you see Roy said that one back lately? Oh, yeah, yeah, we have to Did you see Roy said that investigate Maui on his head the other day? Is it just my own personal bias? Where are the white people in this? Neopathras Neopathracaris Neopathracaris that's a good women also. Yeah Where the where the white women are women in general. I

Not Queen Latifa Queen Latifa Right like musical musically comedically Dramatically like yeah checks all the boxes. Yeah Queen Latifa. Yeah, Queen the rock Johnson Noises music. Oh Moana Moana. Yeah Well, he doesn't see that part. He sings You're going down Vin Diesel's path of redoing that all right well when Vin Diesel headlines multiple testimonies we can talk It isn't have time I I saw I haven't seen it because I've only seen one fast appears movie and that's Tokyo drift

But someone why because that's just how it is. That's the one. That's the one I saw. But I was over in Europe and I finally saw I think it's eight. The street race through Havana Cuba. Yeah. That is. My like old. That was. I get it now. I'd actually stopped watching around five and I circled back and I caught eight the beginning That was incredible. You missed the Brazil one where they have the No, I saw that one's incredible. That was the same for you. The safe is like 600,000 feet tall. No love for JLo Zero love for JLo zero Don't let it hard. We get some golf. I have some ours two cats. Oh This is the down lebatar. Gonna get some golfe ASMR. Stugats! Oh, f*** me. This is the Don't Lebatard show with the Stugats!

Alright, we're picking it up. I want to know most talented performer. And I don't know how the categories are for this, but you have to be able to, I think, make people laugh, make people cry, and make people dance. Oh, I got you. I'm just saying drama. Yeah, that's, that's the moment I'm talking about.

So, comedy and actor singer is what you're, yeah, I'm thinking that's it. Is there another thing that I'm missing? Is there some other, like originally the term triple threat meant like you could also dance, right? Like you could dance yourself. But I think it's, that's important. I feel like we're good on that. Yeah, we don't, we don't need to see you dancing anymore.

Not really good. Laughing is important. Yeah. Laughing is important. I think that's the hardest one, right? Like Lady Gaga is out. Yeah. I mean, I think that's the hardest one to achieve.

We can find a lot of people that I think could sing and act, but make us laugh in some way is a real tough one. And I don't think you get bonus points for being incredibly good at one thing, because I feel like somebody like Beyonce, incredible live performer. Like I think she would pass people a lot of there, but you can only get 10 points there. We can't get extra 12. Looking for a decafley. She's pretty funny in gold memory.

No, she wasn't. Mmm. And she's. I'm Foxy Cleopatra and I'm a whole lot of woman. Yeah, I don't know. I'm a terrible movie. So you can't be dominant at one. You need to be kind of steady all the way through.

I'm just thinking to cut off. Can you band it one if you're good at two? You have to be good at awkward. I said you're a cop. You have cop at 10. You can get 10, but you can't go over 10. But then this, but to me, you also, you can you can't be bad if you're bad at one of them You're out so for instance in the break dom so what about LL cool Jay?

And I said, but he's not funny. He's like well, he had a sitcom But he wasn't funny in it. So he's out right like you have to be there minimum standards You had a crush on the girl in that one. I forgot her name. What's her name? I don't know I think I'll get back to you on that. It was a tragic story, I think. I think I could do it with that. Or I might be confusing her with the girl from family matters. Who also shares my last name.

Judy Fox. Winslow? Oh. I have a question for you. When you say funny. I don't know where though. Mm-hmm. What the type of funny are we talking?

So you don't necessarily have to be stand up comedian funny? because you could have funny roles Written for you that doesn't mean you're funny, but yeah, you got to be able to deliver it I like like Leonardo DiCaprio is not a singer so he's not qualifying this but he's had funny roles while not being in the Comedy but see no you have to have been in comedy. It's not like a funny line. You have to be comedic, be funny. I pick a character. Can I pick Judy Jemstone? Ha!

She's bad at everything. She sings, dances. She's not funny though. She's not funny on purpose. Oh, I'm tired. I think I'm sticking with Eddie Murphy and Jamie Fodd. I've got a list. I've got a list.

Top five. Yes, I have a top five. But you have Eddie Murphy as a good singer? He's a good singer, but like, but that's where he falls off from, from, well, that's why I'm asking you. You could be great at two if you're okay at one, right? Okay, yes, okay.

You can't be bad, right? So I think Eddie Murphy's like a six, five six for a, like musical performer. We can five six. He's, I think he's 10 for both others. All right, give me your list. All right, you ready? O-L-I, Jack Black. B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B- Really good at it. I think he's he's done well in his dramatic roles. Yes. I also don't really and maybe it's just a brand of comedy

I don't find Jack Black all that funny. What? Yeah, yeah, I don't love the Jack Black with you. Brand to come. He does seem a little one note. Yeah, like his His move like I doesn't His list. Yeah Well, he's not he's not on the list. He's not on Mike's list. He's all I. No, but like Jack, I find Jack Black really funny and it's still kind of works, but the act is getting a little...

I don't know. Like, let me see you do something new. Well, he did. He did some heartfelt stuff there, so. Number five. I feel like you really offended me. I got really... You're a you-crusted them with the Jack Black criticism.

I love tenacious D. I do. Don't we all. Number five. No. Hey yo. Eddie Murphy. Five. And the reason why is because.

Party all the time. I know. I love that song. God knows. It's probably someone I'm not going to make you sing. What's up with you? That too. Yeah. Featuring Michael Jackson, right? I know I love that song god knows like it's probably someone I'm not gonna make you so much you That too. Yeah featuring Michael Jackson, right? But yeah, the music part just doesn't isn't quite the dream girl's actually probably his greatest

Musical performance obviously given it's a musical Thank Jim's brown. James Brown. Why am I doing right now James Brown's hot tub? I know him is Jim. We're tight, sorry. All right, P. Oh, yeah, all right, what's next? Number four, Neil Patrick Harris. Pretty good. And P.H. man.

Huh, okay. He hosted the Tony Awards and stuff, man. It did sings, yaks. He's feeling, I can't get behind him being ahead of Eddie Murphy. I think that- He does magic. I think, I think. Ooh, wow.

Because here's the thing, he's not. So it's Chris Cody though. This is, good point. This is like the de-cathalon, right? This is not like me saying he's faster than Carl Lewis. I'm just saying, when you factor in everything else, I'm better than Carl Lewis. I might have to give you make you give me scores

because I feel like Eddie Murphy is gonna get him on the numbers just because Eddie Murphy's obviously perfect for comedy. Neo Patrick Harris, I mean, doogie Halzer. Hold on. I met your mother. You got albums out. I mean, hold on, hold on.

Neo Patrick Harris today. We're not talking, we're not talking about stand up. Obviously stand up. I'm not if it's the highest level of comedy, but comedic roles, this dude, hey, howl the Kumar go to White Castle. I'm in the mood for burgers, for burgers. No, okay.

I see what kind of artist I'm in. Where's DaVinci? Where's DaVinci? Leonardo. I don't get the reference. You don't get art? Number three. Does Neil Patrick have a sing?

Yeah, really? Like on stage, like Broadway. I don't know how to say it. Sorry, geez. Name a Neil Patrick. I'm sure he has a hair song that goes as hard as party all the time. Not one.

He ain't got a nail bop. Nail bop. Number three. Hugh Jackman. Also, Bob Bliss, but all right. He make you laugh. He's in a lot of musicals. Yeah.

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There's no one can ever give me a name better than this. Jamie Foxx. Does Jamie Foxx is everything would you say music? I make hit records right comedy? I was not only a great stand-up comic, but have my own hilarious sitcom and was on one of the greatest Ketchos ever and then obviously dramatic acting Oscar winning Oscar nominated, etc. Are you talking about the real Jamie Foxx or the clone, Jamie Foxx? There is no clone. The you have to argue, you have to argue that the clone is even more

talented than the actual Jamie Foxx. The clone has to pretend to be James. Exactly. Let me say this double acting. If you think Jamie Foxx that cloned you and Jennifer Aniston can take a hike. Right. I really like this lane. You're leaning into.

Thank you. Just be in me. Take a hike. Do you guys think I can do that? The side by side face comparison is start a link. So, it's a Brady one though. He's coming back. You actually tell people to take a hike or just like show a main tells people to take a hike. If somebody really pisses you off in your real life, hit him with take a hike.

No, I'm telling them to go f*** off. Oh, that a boy. Mark it. Can't Hit him. We take a hike. No, I tell him to go Market can't say that but that a boy, but I could say I could say suck We're leaving that on the Edits that super no, you can't say the burger was No, you can't pop it you can't say the burger was question No, eat it's fine. No, you can't pop it. You can't do anything I was twisted, but you were you were throwing it around you were throwing yeah But I was calling people dick so I wasn't talking about like we yeah twisting it popping it pulling it

Wait so you can call people dicks I guess you got it we got a stop saying it now Yeah, because you opened up the portal to it being sexually suggestive. What's up? That's not a sexual suggestion when someone says, eat a, the jerk is a good movie.

I'm not like that. I think it's good when we pull back the curtain on these philosophical conversations. I think it's philosophical. Yeah, like when you tell someone to consume, so I think it was a Logan Paul on this list it's I mean pro wrestling influencing Pokemon trading card in a giant you drinking drink great drink should be on this list

right Drake I mean musically yeah comedically. Yeah, but people are laughing at him Last time Drake made you laugh what you talking about when his freestyle was central see we said combination Okay, that was funny as hell. What are you talking about what you're talking? I know you don't that's why he host the Sb's in like did skits and sketches between Where is Jim Thorpe on anyone's list? Who seriously? I was gonna say Peyton Manning Ron say the penguin say it eight so get get a Notre Dame shark get drake out of here man why because like you can't do hey I showed up for a sketch, a sketch. It has to be like, he's consistently funny.

He doesn't have a track record. You got to have a resume. He's like, why G? What are you talking about? No, that's not Doug. You know, we're talking about real industry. And then DJ Khaled is on this list. Exactly.

He also should be probably on the list. Never made me cry. That's true. That's not what the DJ Khaled is. Tell you what. What about the weekend? I'm not going to hit an idol. We'll true. That's no St. Carell tell you what about the weekend? They got it. I don't say he was incredibly funny. I got music. Tell me that again.

No, tell me that again. Close the portal. Close the portal. Please. It's keeping. Oh, God. I hate it. I'm not in the eye. John away. Oh, good one. Careful. Not in the eye. John L.A. Ooh. Good one. Good golfer.

Yeah. Good baseball player. He actually didn't have an ACL. What? Did you know that? I did not know that. Yeah, him and Heinz Ward, no ACL. Beneficially, can't care.

And the one Blair. No one remembers him. He's average. I do. He is. What a great team that Heinz Ward didn't have two ACLs. I'm not known. And while he played pretty well, and you didn't notice Heinz Ward didn't have two ACLs and and while he while he played pretty well

And you didn't notice Heinz Ward to knee replacements also the one Blair. Yeah, he punked out Hasheem to beat on the biggest stage. I can't imagine what Heinz Ward's knees look like now and what they're gonna look like in the future Play without a He had an ACL but he lost a bicycle actually he didn't have when he played he was ACLless But also he was ACL-less. He broke his meatball. But also, he was also a quarterback. Yeah. Gosh, that's a tough dude.

So just to be clear, your list is trash. No, like, I thought that's what you mean. No, I wanted to clarify, because I can't say for burgers. You dick. Ha ha ha ha. Don Lebertard. Jess, you can't talk about double-digit national titles when every single call of you winning the national title. Sounds like this. Oh there's a stripping jacket running down the sidelines. That's not true. Yeah and there's a wall-fool too better in pitching

into another white guy and he avoids another white guy. Oh my god Notre Dame the fighting hyenas have done it again for the 8th time I'm gonna play in white people Spooka chubby checker Sorry He's black I was really Sorry man I'm in Provineer It's a pretty cool riff. That's why it's just running down the side.

He smells it differently. All right, his name is Shubby. Maybe you didn't hear him correctly. His name is Shubby Chakras. It's an S at the end. And I feel like that should be the largest of five. He said, Shubby Chakras. And Shubby Chakras, it sounds like a college football name.

This is the Dalabatar show with the Stugats. The security at NFL films must be immaculate. I've thought this for a while, because they mic up players, and as you guys may or may not know, I once played professional football, and I know, yeah, it's true Tony, it's true. No way.

You could probably play. I think you could survive a snap for two. Look man, I would have been great at holding a clipboard. Just stand on the sidelines. I got the physique for it. But the thing is, the best job is to... The best job is to... In order to hold a clipboard, you gotta survive.

You gotta show that you can survive on a field for at least a couple of snaps. And I think you could trick people. I think you could get it. Call me a screenplay. Yeah. Quick screen and shotgun. You think Tony could trick people.

Chad Henning in a playoff game, drove 98 yards. That's Chad though. screenplay, quick screen and shotgun. You think Tony could trick people. Chad Hennie in a playoff game for 98 yards. That's Chad though. Yeah, I mean, they're not expecting the best of the best. I'm sorry. We don't need Tony to drive 98 yards. We just need Tony to just hit a five-yard out. And then they're like, all right, he's good. Then you go hold that clipboard. That's it from now on out. Anyway, I've been in a lot of football games, a lot of football practices, and a lot of things are said. And we never get like the footage that's thrown away from NFL film.

So like I've watched Hard Knocks last night and that's NFL films product and obviously we watch all the mic-dupped things, all NFL products. If I told you the things that are set out there amongst coaches about players, amongst players about coaches, amongst teammates about opposing teammates, girlfriends, and wives and families, and none of this stuff ever gets out, they have the most serious security in the history of anything. I think I know what you're talking about because there is something that is considered the holy grail of lost footage and it's never gotten out. You remember that game, it was an awesome game between the Carolina Panthers and the

New York Giants and Josh Peek Josh Norman and Peek O'Dell back in junior were going at each other. You want the footage? There are legends told of what was going on in the field that day. They were both wired for sound. Yep. Never got out someone has seen them though, right? Oh, yes, I From what I heard some burn the tape Bad and like all the people that have access to these tapes We like see security footage around the country from different places leak out We see all types of stuff get out things get out of the White House for goodness sake.

We got UFOs. No, I don't know. UFO videos have been leaked, and yet we still don't have NFL films videos. I thought you were gonna talk about the Mason Rudolph incident in the crowd. There's so many incidents where we don't have the entire story.

Well, like, they they just they legitimately burned the Patriots practice footage that they got from the Rams walk through. They burned that to make sure that it would never go out. Jake laser has said that he's seen it. I don't know how to guess. But they do also have a crack security team and also do incredible job production. I'm hooked on...

They may scrub what I said about Josh Norman and Odell Beckham. I don't think it's on the podcast. I think people who are listening right now are confused that we're referencing because NFL Film staff parachute it in. How much would you pay for the dirty version of NFL Films? Wow. Like if it was a monthly subscription, I tell you 80 bucks a month, but you get to hear everything.

It'd be more than that. 150 bucks a month, would you pay it? I mean, it'd be so interesting. Oh, wait, for someone to make a TikTok about it, and I'll just watch it. Well, I mean, they're barred from TikTok. You can only get it here. There's so such thing.

But you've heard some of this, Dominique, so is it worth it? Is it worth 150 bucks per month? I mean, it's gross, and it's great. There's people who are incredibly funny and we, I had a game in Denver one time where there are certain lines that you don't cross and obviously one of the big ones is the racial thing. Across races, specifically, but I had a time where we always like Santa for our teammates. We had a time where the defense of the other team was like trying to fight our offensive line when I was in Denver.

And so then we start acting up to and then one of the defensive players on the special teams plays like, nah, you're lineman used this particular word and then it all stopped. There was a fair game. I don't know what team we're on now. We're rooting for you guys to win. It doesn't matter. Why don't you shut up now? Cause there's certain lies that you don't cross

but some people are willing to cross it and I'm sure all of them are cross. Was that, that was the NFL that at one point said that they were going to like crack down on black players use of the N-Were. That was the, the NFL, right? They backed off of that because that's absurd. Like 70 year old referees like,

hey, watch your mouth, young man. Tora's a flank. Ligo use racist terminology by black man. Determined by 70 year old white man. Watch your chill out. I can't imagine anybody was more mad about that decree than the referees. And the referees you and your meeting was like, come on, just don't make me do this.

Don't make me do this. I don't want to do it. I want to do it. I know that Stu is hooked on hard knocks and I always try. Well just this year, I mean. Yeah, I know. I always try to avoid hard knocks, but I've got hooked on it too. I watched the last episode, it came out last night.

I will say that I've been critical of Aaron Rodgers in the past, but this hard knocks thing. I'm a sucker man. It's making him look good. I mean, man, it got me. They did a whole segment last time on how accurate he is, how amazing he is. These fools did a segment of the show

on how great his play action is. Yes. He will deceive you. Their meeting, they played a game. So they're in the quarterbacks. Yeah, they're in the quarterback room with four quarterbacks and they're making the other three, try to guess if it's a runner or a pass.

And they had no idea. I've never been on, and maybe this is what is like to be a like a star basketball player, but I've never been on it and maybe this is what it's like to be like a star basketball player, but I've never been on a team Where a single player was this revered by the rest of the team. It's awkward They all treat him like a god and a king walking on earth It's it's and it's like anathetical to everything that football like ever has stood for you have I think it's a McColl McColle Hardman is that the name? Yeah.

Play for the Chiefs, I think he's won a Super Bowl, right? Like he's won a Super Bowl and he's sitting there. That is. Was that? We all know who that is. No, I didn't know if I was pronouncing his name correctly. That's all. And he is sitting next to Aaron Rogers,

like he is won a Super Bowl. So he's won as many Super Bowls as Aaron Rogers and he played with Patrick Mahomes. And he's still saying, Hey, I can't wait to tell my kid. I'll play with Aaron Rogers. It's crazy. It's everyone in the organization from the coaches all the way down and treat him in a way that and I've played with Hall of Famers, like three or four of them.

Yeah. John Lynch, Champ Ali, Ed Reid and and Ray, and then probably some future Harley Famers. Hello, Dio, probably get in, Sizzle My Get In, and no one has ever been treated the way, Martial Yanda, probably get in. No one has ever been treated, and he's one of the greatest guards ever, Martial Yanda. Oh, he's a Iowa guy. Justin Tucker gets in, yeah.

I didn't like Justin Tucker. First ballot, I would see it. What do you get, Tim? Yeah, first ballot, no, first't like Justin Tucker. First ballad, I would say. What do you get in? Yeah. First ballot. No, first ballad. First ballad going in first ballad. He's the greatest kicker ever. More closely with an MVP. Well, he's going to go first. It all depends on the class. For me, he is. He's the greatest ever to do it, but they don't want to do that with kickers. Might they gave a kicker in the 80s at MVP.

I understand. So a first ballad hall of favor. I understand. And if you look at the sets, a kicker in the 80s at MVP. I understand. So a first ballot hall of favor. I understand. If you look at the sets, a kicker wasn't even that good. Strike short in season. Yeah, he's not even a hall of favor that kicker won. He was for Washington, I believe, I forgot his name. More Bosley. In 60 years, they're going to be like Justin Tucker.

He wasn't even, Justin Tucker wasn't that good. You guys see, he only kicked like 60 yarders like twice. They're going to be 80 yarders by then. It is fun to see just how much a guy like Aaron Rogers can change an organization. I'm not saying they're going to be good once the regular season comes around. I'm conditioned to think the worst for the jets, but it is nice to see that guy strolls in there and everything is changed. Like Salah looks better as a head coach,

Zach Wilson looks better as a backup. Everyone looks better because Aaron Rogers is there. It wasn't even that good of an opera singer either for being honest. Because you can be. This is what we're saying in 60 years. Oh, okay guys, this is not so serious. Triple threat, Justin Tucker.

Justin Tucker's a performer, triple threat. I see the guy. Right, right, right. Does he know, does he know Judah? Judgesu. Well, he does? Who wins in a fight? Him or David Acres?

Oh. Let's, oh, can I be on the next Jake Paul Co. Wow. I would buy it. Gotta go Tucker. Gotta go Tucker. Never bet against Tucker. There are legends told of David Acres.

It's the hurt, but I mean, I gotta go Justin Tucker. So the hard knocks also a star from last night, we talked a bit about magician, Jesse there. We learned that Chris Cody goes to Magic Camp. What to magic, you know? Nope, nope, nope, still going. Still going to Magic Camp. He's at right now.

In my world, Chris Cody every summer, he spins the magic camp because he loves it. Swimsicle. We also saw a mentalist who got offended if you call him a jishin' and he's a guy that if you watched like the pregame NFL shows on ESPN or something like that, you'll see they did a piece with him

when he was with the Ravens one time, I think in the Seahawks one of the time and he just like reads your mind supposedly. I don't know how the trick works but I don't buy into that. It's not working on me, but Stu, how'd you feel about it? All I know is Aaron Rogers at one point thought he had a deck of cards in his hands,

and what he had in his hands was a goal fish. I know what he mean. The goal fish. I haven't seen it yet, so I'm gonna watch it tonight. There's no way. A goal fish. A goal fish. So he's holding a deck of cards,

and then he's like, look at it again. The mentalist pulls out the card that Aaron Rogers was thinking about. Just the one card, right? Just the one card. He nails that and he says Aaron. Open up your hands now. And it's a goldfish. The cards are gone. Can swimming? Mine below it. No.

No. No. It's actually like a goldfish in case the plastic kind of, it was weird. Can I give an assignment to our youngest and most internet savvy people? Lucy. Sure. Okay. The mentalist is obviously not reading minds. I need you to do a TikTok deep dive

and find how he's doing his trick. There's gotta be somebody out there snitching on mentalists. I need to get to the bottom of this. Don't ruin the magic tricks for me. I like magic. I like this, dude. Don't ruin the... The guys were blown away, though.

Like, they couldn't believe it. And soon as I saw the cuck, come out. I recognized him from other NFL Lachroms because he's done this before, but the guys were so excited, so shocked. And I guess I would be too if I saw it, but I also just, it's something about the tricks, the magic tricks that I feel comfortable with,

the Dementalist feels like wrong to me. I know he's not actually reading my mind. Like David Blaine. Yeah. There are times that I watch David Blaine, and I was like, that's a devil. Hey, shout out to the prestige. I'm gonna say shout out to the devil.

Yeah. I want a riles. Hugh Jackman. David Blaine gave up on magic, right? He doesn't do that anymore. He does like... I think he's Vegas. He doesn't teach you. I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm gonna be honest with you,

I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm gonna be honest with you, Criticized the only unit was the offensive line last night like Sally gave it to him good But there's a report this morning from Armando, Salguero that the pat that the jets are about to acquire David Boktiari Yeah, resorts world. Oh Resorts world David Blaine show. How much are tickets? There's a video. Lucien is David Blaine injured during

Is that off the shirt? I mean he's on resort world. It's at the end. Oh, okay. It's nice Blaine's on pop PUP's on top? He's on top? It's at the end. It's nice. Blinds on pop? P-U-P? P-U-P. Oh, man, top. It's P-U-P shot in face.

Oh, because that, could you try to catch the bullet? That's a tough one. No, he dislocated his shoulder. Oh. Captain Williams? Monster. That was the real only important takeaway. This is the real only important takeaway.