The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: We're Sorry About the Fire Alarm

Episode Date: November 15, 2023

A U.S. Senator wants to fight the leader of the Teamsters, and Bernie Sanders might be the referee? Then, we need to stop body-shaming Stugotz, everyone hates Rudy Gobert, and Amin workshops his limited fake Antonio Banderas. Plus, Stugotz believes he has definitive proof of why the ring cam footage of a supposed Bill Belichick is DEFINITELY Bill Belichick in "The Worcester Walk of Shame." Also, the Panera Charged Lemonade, chaos in the workplace, and Dan Campbell recommends diapers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Don Levertor Show with this Tougat's podcast. I mean El Hassan is in, he does oddball every day, every day except for Monday and you You can tell that the show he and Charlotte are funny and they're funny and funnier together and also the basketball analysis is Exceptional and if you care about basketball, they're doing a very different kind of show as Amin always does I mean is here now and he wants to talk basketball as a mean always does. I mean, is here now and he wants to talk basketball, but I want to talk about this fight in Congress

because we've got more video from this fight in Congress and we showed you, you got you saw, you saw that those two men were ready for a fight if not for the saintly grace of 7,000 year old Bernie Sanders taking control of the situation. Still out there, huh? There would have been, still out here fighting the good fight as those two guys fight the not of 7,000-year-old Bernie Sanders taking control of the situation. Still out there, huh? There would have been, still out here,

fighting the good fight, as those two guys fight the not-so-good fight. Let's get some more sound from Congressman behaving badly. I don't understand the question, can you repeat it? You said any time any place. What's your question? Except the challenge.

What challenge? You said any time any place. I'm accepting yours, so once you come back. What challenge? What challenge you took? April 30th. How about we do it for charity at the smoking guns and Tulsa Oklahoma?

We're not going to be talking about the challenge. What's the physical confrontations here? You want to fight me? What do you say by any time any place? Let's have coffee, discuss that differences. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, that's right, exactly. All right, well, let's say I don't have coffee.

Let's do it. All right, I'd love to. That's funny how you're back on anything. I don't have back on anything. You did. Well, let's sit on have coffee. Let's do it. I love that the money. How you're back Okay, I'm back on anything you did the other one you're a 100 Should be the most influential people in this country making changes your focus on Okay You're an embarrassing It's hearing The working class in America.

That's what we're talking about. You have the biggest thug here. You brought him here. You're the biggest thug. I don't know why you do what you're doing Senator Hathen. Thank you very much. Wow. Fat Joe really has a great Irish accent.

The bald guy is the head of the team's jersey. And he was, it seemed reasonable to me. But now we're fighting. We've got more. We've got more. And again, I do want to talk about this part of it, Stugas, because I've been saying, it's just a platitude. You get the leadership you deserve because I feel like the country has gotten dumber,

but I don't believe all people are stupid and cruel, Stugas. I don't believe social media is a real place. I believe that people are hidden on social media, doing their cruelties, and I don't believe walking person to person in the universe that I'm gonna meet bad people. I think they're bad actors online, cruel, unhappy, and they create personas that are divisive,

but I don't walk around thinking that people are bad. That people are bad. I actually do, since COVID I do. Like the world has changed, thinking that people are bad. I do. I actually do. Since COVID, I do. Like the world has changed, man. People are crazy. Okay, so maybe it is. Maybe it is that people are bad.

But I've been saying we get the leadership we deserve because it gets dumber and dumber. The leadership gets dumber and dumber. The people get dumber and dumber. The arguments get dumber and dumber. And so I get frustrated. But I don't think that people deserve this is leadership where I want to fight you in Congress and Bernie Sanders is there. Can we do this in a way that? and so i get frustrated but i don't think that people deserve this is leadership where

i want to fight you in congress and bernie sanders is there can we do this in a way that's being a hammer slightly more adult that you get the leadership that you vote for dan or don't vote for i mean that's what you can't not everyone has access to voting though that's part of the argument against that's to gots but uh... it is very funny that this is a hearing about, also, like, no one is even talking about what this hearing is about. This hearing was about, like, working class rights and labor rights and all these sorts

of things. I can't think of a better way for it to go than for the government to threaten the head of a union. Now, it's socially acceptable and hockey for fighting to happen. So why can't we, like, I'm okay with, in this case Because not serious thing no, but I'm okay with they just serious thing serious No, but let me finish that for chair. I'm saying I actually think it's okay if we let society let senators fight If if this is how they want to handle it let it was a Senate meeting well One guy's a yeah the guy from Oklahoma Senator Mullins as a senator the other guy is the head of a labor

Okay, but I'm just saying, it's okay and hockey for them to just drop gloves if they disagree and fight. So why can't we just, let's just do it out here. Do you want Bernie Sanders to fight the Senate? That would also be funny. No, no, that's funny until you thought, no, you thought it was funny. And then he's getting his head caved in, not funny.

The cease is beating. Now you're just watching an old person beating. And what are you talking about? It's a matter with you. You come in here. Why are you late? You come in here and your suggestion is those two senators when one of them's the head of the teamsters union and you just want fights and you're like, well, they fight in hockey. That's your contribution to what we're doing around here today. Yes. Roy, why are you shaking your head? Don't mess with the teamsters, man. right we let the auto-accentitors fight but i can't it is canadian senator

right where you were you were you were you yes launch on union yes that brand brickley union that's good i like that i was good scugats has said uh... this is just been uh... delivered because jiu jiu is taken over the grid of death and he's taken matters into his own hands he is just created the punishment the deon docket and said stugots has to serve one hour shirtless on the show in his new reign

is commissioner stugots will do one shirtless hour uh... stugots is begged him for mercy saying he wants to get to the to the abroller this weekend that he's worried that he doesn't want to do it this week and juju was a kind and magnanimous judge uh... he is and i would like to do it next week i will do the deon dock ins i'm very terrified to do it my daughters now i mean it's gonna be all over social media i am gross i've gained a lot of weight i'm not happy about it but I will do it for an hour. But I need five to six days to hit that ab roller.

I do that in the belt that I put around my waist, and it just, I sit there, I watch football, and it electrocutes me. And I lose weight. And so if you give me like six days to get a six pack, I will do it next week for an hour. One hour, that's it, preferablyably later in the show. Okay. Deal. Down. Thank you. If you get a six pack in six days, man, you might have something on you. That's why I bought it. I mean, like this note, it's like the Stugots program. I look, think about this big picture, man. Right. Sell a program. If I come back, we want to do it before and after now, do you want to show people, you're wearing that. It's a very tight outfit that you're wearing right now.

Very snug, Dan. No, no, you don't show it now. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and then next week we'll show the before you have a chance here to actually be someone who sells diet right now by in the next six days getting into such shape with someone's sponsorship and assistance we take a photo now of what you look like now which is truly terrible. Thank you. Unhealthy squeezed like a sausage into the rocky out of the sweating in here. How would. Jessica you're saying the same thing he doesn't he looks he looks uncomfortable i think stugots looks fantastic he's never looked better actually thank you okay so i'm shaming him for his appearance you're all just body shaming stugots

yeah it's the space to i'm body shaming myself though i mean well i'm acknowledged it okay i mean i give you permission your thoughts here though, on him being able to execute a weight loss ad in six days, because for years now he's been telling us, in his garage he has the body by Jake. He's got the fad of the moment. Anything Jake made I have.

Body of the track. He's got 90 X. And Tony Little. He does has the Tony Little. The app, Rodel. Tony, yes. That is the pony tailed guy. Yes Tony little. Yes We should we should bring that in here too These are all real things yes, and you have done all of them the ab roller was in the studio for a decade

It was I never used it, but it was there in the studio for a decade. It was. I never used it, but it was there. Let's place some more of this congressional hearing for Amin. I want to get all his thoughts on the matter. He made a lot of statements, right? And his statements of fiction at best. Fiction, I read them. Can you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, yeah. Oh, answer the question, please. I can't understand them to be honest with you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Right here. Right here. He made a lot of statements, right? And his statements of fiction at best. Fiction, our rental. Can you? What?

Oh, answer the question. The white. The white would understand him. He checked made it. He's great. It's like a means whiny fan voice. Oh, they don't talk enough about sports. Nobody cares about that.

Generally composed, too. And there's nothing more aggravating than when you're trying to fight somebody and they keep their composure. Damn. In a suit. No less, right? He looks good, bald. Can we go back to the first clip where he's like,

you stand your butt up. That was totally composed. All right, let's go back to the beginning of this. So let's get to the beginning of this story real quick on how it is that this fight escalated. Pretend it's like he's self-made. What a clown, fraud. Always has been, always will be.

Quick, the tough guy act and these Senate hearings. You know where to find me. Any place, any time, cowboy. So this is a time, this is a place. You want to run your mouth. We can be too consenting adults, we can finish it here. Okay, that's fine. Perfect. You want it now? I'd love to do it right now.

We'll stain your butt up then. You stand your butt up. Hold it. Oh, stop it. Say you're solution every time. Sorry, which one? It's a big, big, big one. You're right.

Why did you say it's a set of dots? Actual. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry, but it's a lie. It's a lie. You're right. It's a lie. It's a lie. It's a lie. It's a lie. It's a lie. It's a lie.

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I mean, the leadership we deserve. No. Right? Do you like this? Seriously? Yes. I'm gonna have more jokes here. Okay, more jokes.

All right. I love looking at the faces of everybody in the background. Like, I know our eyes are drawn to the two main combatants. Just look at the people in the background as they realize what's happening. Play any one of those clips and just stare at the people in the background. He made a lot of statements, right?

Look at a ball guy with a statement. So fiction. So affection, I read them. Can you? What? Cause I'm so glad. I'm so glad. UPS, I read him. I do. What? I'm so happy. I'm so happy. UPS driver.

I love this laughing. I told you, people laugh. I love this. I told you people laugh. I told you people laugh. I love this. I told you people, people smirk and try to hide the laugh. I've seen it be laughing.

I've seen it be laughing. I've seen it be laughing. I've seen it be laughing. I've seen it be laughing. I've seen it be laughing. I've seen it be laughing. I've seen it be laughing. I've seen it be laughing.

I've seen it be laughing. I've seen it be laughing. I've seen it be laughing. I've seen it be laughing. I've seen it be laughing. I've seen it be laughing. gets in the way with his eyebrows with his eyes. He loves everything that's happened back there. That's alright. The guy next to Tom is trying to hide it. Yeah, oh my man with a heavy blink. Yeah. The guy behind him on the left or right. Look, a little bit like Steph Curry. Yeah, I'll turn it to you. Alright, this gives me an idea. I want to tell a straight behind us at some point here,

just the many faces of Dremon Green as he chokes out Rudy Gobert because visually there is some there's some good shit all around us today that hell is going on in this country man. Honestly, I mean, yes. There it is. There it is. Thank you. That was quick work by you guys. What is happening there?

We were all a little happy that that was happening to Rudy go bear. Where are we? Alright, Horace Adana was. Yep. Don Lebertard. Let's go to 80. Boom. He was bow. Wow. I think Billie typed an eight instead of a beat five. It's a clear day. All right, get on. Stugats. Number eight.

He got three. It's Chris Cooner on the line. He's seeing. VCC Don LeBotar Show with a Stugats. A meme, we got some of the spicy stuff last night. And it's good for a number of reasons. First of all, all of us are watching right now. I think the people who really love that sport and if you think Anthony Edwards is next,

it's always fascinating when the kings, the old guys get old and then young people start feeding on stardom on whatever's next in this league. Minnesota goes to Golden State. Dremont got his contract. He got his money, punched his teammate, their champions. They live on the fire of Dremont. They die on the fire of Dremont. And the other day, Anthony Edwards, going back and forth. What is he? 21, I mean, 21 years old. Dremont saying, you're talking, you're not going to do nothing. And Edward says, nobody fears you out here anymore and then wins the game at the end Yeah. 21 years old. Dremont saying you're, you're, you're, you're talking, you're not going to do nothing.

And Edward says, nobody fears you out here anymore and then wins the game at the end with all of the baskets. And then last night in a soda wins again. And after the game, Goat Bear says that as soon as stuff's out of the game, stuff's not playing. Dremont doesn't want to play either. Dremont's just here to fight. Dremont's here to get ejected.

Why would Dremont want any part of this? He's going to get paid either way. And Dremont went into that fight. I mean, like he didn't want to play. In any way, however it is you define that because I've never seen in that sport a sleeper hold administered. They've taken all of that out of the sport. Go bears up there. His head's higher than anybody's. Dremont's short. And I just can't believe that Rudy was so uninterested in a fight of any kind and dream on tier like I'm going to get ejected I'm going to embarrass you and that thing that Anthony Edward said to me last week I've been holding on to it for a week for this moment.

The old headlock. I mean. So first and foremost shout out to Smod Direct Club because look at that grill we've got right behind you on the screen behind Dan. Oh my god his teeth are immaculate. Look at that spacing. There's no crowding. They did a good job with him, all right.

Add over. Very impressive. Yes, number two. I don't agree with Rudy Gobert. I don't think it's because Steph didn't play and so Dremond didn't want to play either. I think that you guys remember this in football. I think they changed the rule But remember like when the quarterback with throwing interception

It immediately becomes open season on the quarterback and we're like where is he and the guys are running and talking to them because now It's a chance to get a clean shot on them, right? I think that's exactly what happened here Dreymon green has lived his entire life, saying, I don't like that guy. So the moment there's an altercation, and Rudy did even a smidgen of not peacemaking. Oh, he grabbed clay. Yeah. He's like, yes, here we go.

Like, I'll take the fine, I'll take this as an action. You think Dreymon has been waiting for this moment for years now? Well, first of all, I think the list is a lot longer than Dreymon. There's a lot of guys who've been waiting for this moment for years,. Well, first of all, I think the list is a lot longer than Dremond. There's a lot of guys have been waiting for this moment for years, but Dremond just happened to be the one who got the first crack at it. I want a piece of it.

Yeah, go there. But look, Steve Kerr, you sir are a joker for that defensive Dremond green though after the game. I know he grabbed Clay. No, no, no, no, no. There's no place in the NBA in this game for that period coach. Well, Rudy did grab clay. That hit coach is a leader of men. So you lead better than that. Just say, oh, yeah.

My guys told me that he got grabbed by Rudy. Nah, brother. Straighten up. Did you, are you accusing him of hungry? I absolutely am. I'm accusing Steve Kerr of thuggery and he's Okay, Kerr has resorted to thuggery He plans to join pool last year was welcome back with flowers in trail Kerr was in the mix in this fight He was Right there. He's he's front and center watching them get Tilted up. This is one of the greatest videos I've ever seen and one of the things that I'm super confused by is

because this is confusing. The things that Dremont Green is and my history covering sports are things that largely make that human being hated by many and respected by a gritty authentic few who will defend a temper problem because Dremmond green is real at every turn in the admire that he tells it like it is that person my entire adult life living in this country and as a journalist has not been a beloved person but he gets to be beloved today and why is it because the other guys french rudego bear is that's amazing he He's the devil like well there is cured racism He's just French. Oh, no, no, that's too far

The NFL didn't do that. He's just he's just French and everyone is happy that he's getting Tested microphones and gave everybody COVID that's what it is. He gave the world COVID. We saw it and French doesn't help I mean this is the George Sedano, right? Like George Sedano's thing is like Rudy Gober Cods COVID He should be suspended for the year Yes, you do word is put it on the pole Jude you do when you do word association Do you do Rudy Gober and Corona virus? I do Sedano I do Sedano. I do Sedano too, yeah.

Every time I do. Because Sedano wanted him suspended for a game for the year. I think it was just for catching COVID. For the year, not for the year. You want him suspended for the year. Yes, he didn't waste any time either. It was like five minutes after we found out.

It was a bit of a knee-jerk reaction, out of state. From that liberal Sedano, having all those kale salads. And he ran Go Bear out of the league. He punished him with the death penalty for touching microphone and then walked it back to one game suspension when we all laughed at him. But he enjoyed being at the front of that angry liberal mom for a moment. And, and go bear is still suffering the penalties. This is what you're telling me.

I would say that people didn't like Rudy Gobert prior to that. That just was like part for the course. So let it find it. Yeah. But prior to this, people did not like him as far as players in the league. I don't know why. I don't know what it is about them That's teammates team anti there right because Donovan Mitchell that wasn't just a rumored stuff They didn't seem to like each other the two stars of Utah. That's the that's the old Quinn Snyder

Oh, so they don't have lunch together. Okay. I've seen them ride the bus together I'm like what are you talking about Quinn Snyder? Quinn's that I've had one of the worst defenses for, oh yeah, no, they're fine. But the reality is I can see it from someone who plays with them. I can see that why you would be frustrated. So guy makes a lot of excuses as the guy was limited offensively as the guy was constantly complaining about not getting enough credit, right? So I can see how hanging around someone like that

could be irritating. But the idea that every player in the league hates them I don't know why but they seem to all relish in it's like remember a Dorian Finney Smith a couple years ago in the jazz play the Mavericks in the playoffs and he during fitness man like a 30 point game and say oh would you like how did you know like did you know you're gonna have a big game Like yeah as soon as I saw Rudy go bear was matched up on me like that's We're not talking about Kyrie Irving like the story of Finney smith saying I knew I was gonna have a big No as as go bear has the highest Defensive rating in the league and and numbers

Those are fuzzy numbers. What do you mean? It's a full first of all it's been what 10 games? It's not enough time. I'm but I mean everyone he's everyone, the reason anyone would want Rudy Go Bears because he makes you defensively solid. The Timberwolves have been early in the season. An excellent defense. The critical, the Achilles heel that this team has is that when the playoffs come around, he's not going to be on the court, correct? Yes.

So the idea is that he is individually excellent defensively. And he has anchored some great defenses over his career, but he is an easy piece to move off the chess board when it comes to playoffs. And the playoffs are all about the chess match of how can I take your strength and make it into your weakness. And so far in his career, he has not been able to prove to remain dominant.

That's a weird intersection for a player to inhabit because plenty of people hate him there as the seven footer who can't shoot the three who's clogging up the middle is old timing dinosaur basketball and in the playoffs it doesn't work. Like he's an avatar. I don't think it's just because he can't shoot three. That's not why it's if we switch a guy on a Rudy Gober. He can't take advantage of it in the post either. He's got no post moves. He has no touch around the room

He shoots a high percentage because they're all dunks and lamps But if he shot three is a mean there'd be a better chance of him playing in the playoffs No, because again defensively they still draw them out and that's the big thing is that you get them out of there and it it's You're right either way. He gets off of the court has there been another player like him that you can think of I'm thinking in his canter where everyone just doesn't like somebody oh yes from that regard yes canter canter for sure and Ray wants on that list yes he is I would have for Reggie Miller I mean I don't think anybody outside of Indiana really like oh boy I don't really know. So look at the rezzy though. Oh you got a rezzy milligurzy? Yeah, I got it. I don't really know.

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I mean gets a little scared. He feels the dangers of racism. He's walking a razor thin line. I'm giving him permission as the Latin man in the room to read the pride of a lion as Antonio Benderas, just one paragraph on behalf of... He has your permission. On behalf of... Yes, on behalf of...

You have a permission to... I am endorsing whatever your racism is at the moment. If this is impersonation that I'm encouraging, even though it is flawed, even though it is limited, if it goes over the line, I will forgive it this one time. Antiquado, that's how I get into character. Yes, wait a minute. So you're a method actor, and so when Antonio Mendeiro comes into room, all he needs is that one word to get him the confidence that he needs. Antiquado, crazy to some, perhaps, that a man might see his own path in that of an animal

let alone an apex predator species. No, you have to do the audiobook for this as Antonio Benderi will sell more copies. I think it will be difficult for you because you're very good at it when you have confidence. When you lose confidence, it goes to shit, but there was a connection that my guilt felt nourished His core belief in the strong commonality between animals and humans. I have in the studio right now laying at my feet Jessica continues this Anarchy which I am endorsing because I love dogs and I have no problems with dogs in the workplace.

I'm with Bill Murray. Bill Murray says that he is distrustful of people, suspicious of people who do not like dogs, but that he trusts a dog when a dog tells you to not like people. And a mean and we might have a two America situation here. There are plenty of people I know who do not like or have used for dogs, a mean seems scared. And Jessica's pleasant workplace is a hostile workplace to a mean. It is a hostile workplace, number one.

Number two, it's not anarchy. When the boss says, I endorse it. That's not anarchy, that's the system. That is correct because I love seeing Willow. She's in the studio, but I sense that you're not quite yourself. You seem a little afraid, you do not trust this animal. I just don't see a point in having it in the workplace. I don't bring my kids here and just let them hang out.

Even if I did that, I wouldn't have had. Please don't bring your kids here. Hang on, I'm not too far. Now, I love Willow, but I see a means point from one aspect. Can everyone bring in their pets now? Yes. Because then it becomes ridiculous if there's 42 pets around here. Do I bring him any?

Like, there's a line. So he just is allowed to bring in her dog, but no one else. Vinnie did not buy you. Vinnie did buy me at your house and no, totally chill with it. And willow, copper tone baby Samson that happens and what happens when Mike brings in his weird looking dog Well, this is a time this is a place Once you stand your butt up, which is we can be too consenting adults One of you should say perfect.

That was the best part of it. He's like perfect. He made it. It's what are we doing? What are we doing? Perfect. Let's fight. Yes or no, Saturday Night Live hasn't written a script

that well. They're literally doing it right now. They do write scripts. Yeah. Yeah. What doing it right now. They do my scripts. Yeah. I'm glasses. What? More cowbell? Just off the top of the dome.

I can't understand what he's saying. Jessica, where are you on the jet tracking? Or are you distracted by the Panera Bread high octane caffeine that kills people's story? All right. Let's talk about the Panera Bread caffeine. It's called the Charged charged lemonade at Panera bread. I'm gonna power through this viral alarm. That is going off yet again.

It's a second day in a row. It is a terrible situation. We have to plow through. They require their three hours of content today. Oh, I thought you'd require the three hours of alerts. Yes. It is unfortunate just we will power through. And at some point, can we please

reenact someone actually catching flames and leaving the studio because a fire alarm should be respected. It's crazy that they have to do it during our show. But any who, there is a new drink at Panera, there's a few months old at this point. It's called Charge Lemonade. A cup of it has more caffeine than cans of red bull and monster combined.

According to a lawsuit filed by a woman who actually died after drinking the charge lemonade. She filed a lawsuit after she died? Her family filed it on her behalf because she had a heart condition and was avoiding energy drinks. It is a drill, Chris. That's right. The car was coming. It's very distracting. They tell the side of the department was coming.

It's very distracting. I mean, you wanted the water, I feel like. Wait, time out, you wanted the lawsuit before the person dies or gets harmed like in the hospital bed. That's a vision? Yeah, just, hey, before I go, signing here, going down for the room.

Family's claiming that they had no idea there was this much caffeine in this drink. And now like all things on the internet, people are like, there's a drink with so much caffeine, it could kill us. Let's all go drink it. And now it's become a meme. And people are going into Panera and drinking the charge lemonade

to see how they feel afterwards. This is the don't be a minute to sound central or drinking your juice in the hood where he thinks they hit the smoke and the guy foams up and dies on the floor and Marlon looks at him and says, pass that shit over here. I felt the same way.

I heard that story. I was like, so you're telling me Paneera has a charge eliminating. What are we doing there? I don't understand Dan Campbell. And we'll get to some sound involving Dan Campbell in a second, but he prides himself on just so much. Didn't someone say it's the equivalent of 10 Red Bulls?

What he has for caffeine in the morning to start his day. So much Sean Payton gave us the excuse of the only reason He ever ripped Nathaniel Hackett is because he had a double latte Dan Campbell has No, that's a thing that happened. I'm not making it up Dan Campbell is out here with this sound. He's gonna win coach of the year He's seven and two he eats kneecaps He has more than anybody in terms of Red Bull and his faces on fire. Now he says, and I can't believe somebody didn't think of it first.

This is genius and it's built for top. This is so perfect in Detroit. This is a wrestling character. This meathead coming out and saying, listen to this, as a wrestling ad, former tight end who's totally tough, he's going to blow the face off of Detroit Lion fans who have suffered for 50 years. Things always happen in a game that's going to affect your decisions. It just does.

But I had a feeling going into that game. We needed to be aggressive. And I loved our matchup offensively, and I just knew our guys would respond. And so it's certainly in that moment. It felt like the right thing to do. And look, here's what I would say for, because I tell my family this just wear a diaper before some of these games Put it on and be ready to roll Tony wears them anyway Where a diaper because his play calling is gonna make you shit yourself. I love the host at the end

Just hammered it up yuck it it up What I can't understand what he's saying that is coach of the year genius Bill Bellatrix gonna get brought out in New England And it is now Dan Campbell's league my friends It is a diaper humor. You're gonna shit yourself. High jinks on the radio with the new genius that is running football. Come on.

I wanted that. I did want to ask you guys something because Stugatz continues to claim that he has proof that the doorbell camera that caught an alleged billed Bella check body type leaving an apartment is indeed Bill Bella check. I wanna get back to that video for a second

because Stugots thinks he can prove that it is Bella check. It's a working theory, Dan. I don't have proof. It's just a working theory. I really dissected it last night. I did. I spent a lot of time watching it.

When we played this earlier in the week, we did not give the sound justice. Can we lay out and listen to this while we watch it? It's great. How did you deduce that that was bill bellichek couldn't be because he looks exactly like billbellichek and is billbellichek he looks confused it's like where am I so here's the deal he's in wister Massachusetts I believe because his daughter Amanda Bella check is the head coach woman's lacrosse coach at holy cross university ice-pent many years five years in was to well really to a half because i was on the road traveling following the dead but anyway dad sorry first time he's

here to about it uh... but i'm telling you that is was there massachusetts he is always there she works there's the head coach at holy cross and therefore i believe it is indeed Bill Bella check outside of the fact that it is Bill Bella check. Yeah it's totally Bill Bella check. A single Bill Bella check. Luckily we had the sound on that was amazing. Yeah.

I'm telling you it's great. Yeah but you couldn't prove it when we played the sound though it was the problem. You told us it was great. It is great. I don't care what you guys think. It's just it's like the birds chirping. He looks great. It is great. I don't care what you guys think. It's just like the birds chirping. He looks confused. It's fantastic.

In the middle of you guys having this robust conversation about the sound, then gets up, opens the door, and allows the dog to walk out. And this is why you can't have dogs in the studio. He didn't miss a second. No, he did. No, he didn't. He didn't miss anything.

He missed the sound. Willow, willow. Should we do it again? The night time we played it. Willow asked to go out. I regret Chris Cody's very arrival on the show late today. He has pounded the show with misjudgments, including, including senators should fight. Yeah, thank you. I like that idea, though, I do. But his misjudgments have included coming in here and stopping everything we were doing

with Bella checked video that Jessica hadn't seen. is misjudgments have included coming in here and stopping everything we were doing with Bella check video that Jessica hadn't seen. Now we're listening to it without the video. The fact that while a fire alarm went off, your ass lay out. Let's lay out, listen to Burge Chirp. Okay, again, let's start over in order to sell the joke properly,

that Chris Cody decided to tell while fire alarms were going off. What is that for serving for real? JC, why do you think the Oma? See, let's do it in multiple languages. Let's have Bill Belichick right here, this sound from the beginning, please, so that we can hear the ambient sound

of the walk of shame of a shirtless Bill Belichick. The look back, Walter. I was waiting for him to grunt or something. The video does not reveal that those are creaky wooden steps, but his heavy footsteps do. Right now this look, like he's like, where the hell am I? The rest are mess. That's the bottom of the standings. The stop and look at me. Right now this look like he's like where the hell am I? Rest or mass Where the hell am I last place

What is this confusing not enough is made out of him being shirtless because he's clearly leaving a place But he doesn't have a shirt in hand so did he get out of his car initially with no shirt? It's a walk of shame or it's like he's waking up before the other person He's like I can't find my shirt, but I don't want to wake them up. So I'm just leaving. Yeah, I'm just going to leave without a shirt. He does appear to have jeans on though.

Jeans and a belt. No, I got everything else straightened away. I got a stag here. I got a stag here in his boom boom room. I actually wanted to have the conversation about whether anyone on earth deserves to not be fired because they were really good at their jobs once. to not be fired because they were really good at their jobs. What?