The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: We're Sorry, Andrew Van Ginkel

Episode Date: September 19, 2023

Dolphins linebacker Andrew Van Ginkel joins the show as we pick from the Bucket of Death for Tony, Lucy, and Greg, and he better like a good rummage. We ask Andrew about Dadurday, his hair, advice for Lucy on being from Iowa and making friends in Miami, and a whole lot more. Then, it's time for Lucas the Barber to join the show and cut Greg Cote's hair! Lucas explains his approach with Greg's hair and why Tony has a special price before we hear a Greg Cote cover of a Waylon Jennings song from the 1970s. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It can be hard to stand out in that league where everybody's wearing face masks, face masks, but when somebody's got the Viking hair and when Bella checks got no answers for him, the fuddled Bella check is saying, I've owned this sport for 20 years, but why can't I stop Van Ginkle? Bella check with love Van Ginkle on his team. He's a patron player for sure. Andra Van Ginkle joins us now. Thank you for for being on with us.

It was a sack, it was three quarter back hits, it was six tackles, it was a past deflection, it was best player on the field. Okay, settle down. But, but we will get his thoughts on the matter. Was that the best game you've played? Did that feel different to you? And thank you and congratulations. Thank you for joining us. Thank you. I

appreciate you guys having me on. You know, it's definitely up there. You know, I kind of felt like I was in the zone. You know, I was doing everything right. You know, being it put was in the zone, doing everything right, being it, putting myself in the right position to make plays. Obviously, it just felt like I was in the zone and couldn't be stopped. Love the zone. The zone is fun. Can you guys get the Grim Reaper for me, please? I'd like to do Bucket of Death with Tony and Lucy and Cody

as we do this with Van Ginkgo. Jarring Van Ginkgo. He's never done this before. Yes, just tell us because I don't really give them some context about it. Is Van Ginkle picking or no, we'll just do it around. He'll wonder why the grim reaper is here, but let's just keep an eye Billy on Tony, but I want to I want to play the do the bucket of death as we talked to Van Ginkle here. You are in a place, though, Andrew, where you have how much faith in what it is that you guys are doing because I see television now all of a sudden talking about the dolphins in a way they haven't in 20 years. Yeah, no, we definitely all bought in. You know, obviously we got a great coaching staff and they put us in positions to make plays.

So I'm excited for to be a part of big fan Joe's defense and you know kind of change the the culture around here. Putting back the Falcons here. I don't like them. Okay. Andrew, did you hear what Tyree Kill was talking about when he said those Boston fans are nastier than any? Yeah, I did. Yeah. I mean, it's kind of it's true, you know, they're definitely up there one of the nastyest fan bases So for sure. Why are you laughing Roy Lucy? What just happened to Tony back there put the Falcons back got the Texans There's something about CJ Stroud I like it What can you tell us about What can you tell us about Tuwa's personality, Andrew, in terms of him being a polarizing guy at the center of things?

And it seems like there's a lot of noise around him that's unpleasant, that has toughened him up a good amount. It seems like it would be hard to be him. You know, he's just being himself. He's being true to who he is, and you know, the guy that he is off the field. You know, I do a lot of golfing with him in the off season and, you know, he's just, it's all natural. He's authentic and he's just true to who he is and, you know, that's what makes him special. I'm keeping the Titans.

Are you going to tell people who they're playing? The Browns. And who I don't trust. Okay, you should give people points, Fred's, though, so that you're giving them maximum information on what it is you guys are selecting. I'm doing the best I can. There's a lot going on right now. That is. Brown's a three and a half favorite.

Brown's a three and a half favorite, but I trust Titans. Well, I don't trust them. Andrew, who have you heard from over the last couple of days because I think it's fair to say that felt like a coming out party to you, correct? The dolphins playing an important game in prime time and you being all over the field. Right. You know, I've had a lot of family members, coaches, a lot of friends. You know, I've been a lot of places in my career. So, you know, I've had people reach out for me from all over the place, which is, you

know, special and obviously means a lot. It's a good rummage. Andrew, hold on a second. I'll explain to you what's happening. I got the van Ginkgo helmet. I'm keeping it. Yes. Yes No, that's the giants. Let me get the biggie zero Biggie's way the Niners great. I got the biggie. Go hell man

Good joke, adventure So many of you are going to call for giants the biggie. See I invented that by the way You can't like that or nice Andrew you have awesome hair And so I want you to take us through the process. How many times are you washing that hair per day? Man, I love that. No, I appreciate that. Just once, about once a day, you know,

obviously I have to practice or wash it after practice and after workouts and all that. So I try to keep up on it. I got the rams, man. I got the Rams, man. I think the way to go through life, but I'm stuck. Come on, Stafford, come through for me. He's taking the Rams at Bengals. Bengals are minus two.

Yeah, Bengals is desperate to win. Bucket's done. Thankfully. Sad. Should've taken the biggies. Did he answer your question about the hair? How many times have we watched it once a day? I I sent your fear Chris Cody because your father who wants data days Let's get Andrew on in on the data day discussion because he wants data days

He just torpedoed your career there Chris doing what it is that he wants to do because he doesn't care about you at all And he's vengeful because you don't participate in dataadays. Andrew, how do you feel about the idea of one day, a week a month? I'll take one a year. One a year. We call dadaday where an elderly dad... Well, elderly, you don't have to get that literal person. The person who's older, we prefer older to elderly. An elderly dad is taking care of that day by his kids who come around the house and just do an assortment of things that need to be done around the house. Right. Yeah, yeah, once a year sounds good.

All right. For example, Andrew, if you have time, like on a Tuesday, I know it's your off day, maybe next Tuesday you come by my house. Yeah, he's not let him out. That would be Van Ginklet. But it's not a Saturday, so it's not that early. Andrew, he needs help putting his mailbox,

a new mailbox into the ground. Yeah. Would you mind going over to Greg's house and helping him in the day off? Stop asking for yard work from the doll that I appreciate you guys for all your help. It's probably on a TV dinner tray. This segment, let me ask you about that.

If I give you no other information about a human being, Andrew, other than they have a TV dinner tray as part of their mailbox, what other assessments do you make about that person's life? Man, I don't know if I'm going to go there. I'm embarrassed by it. I don't know what. I'm a barris by it. I ain't bragging. But can you just assume after that that that person is somebody if they have means that is just lazy?

What? Yeah, you could definitely put it that way. Sure. I'm not gonna pay other people to do my work. Right. Well, that's it. You do your work. Well, you're asking Andrew to do it for you for free. No, I mean it is. And that's what I'm not gonna pay people for doing my work. Right. Well, that's it. You do your work. Well, you're asking Andrew to do it for you for free.

No, I mean, it is. That's what I'm thinking. I'm not gonna pay people for doing my work. If you want to get the rabbit out the L.O.G., you got to make a commotion like a deal, G. All right, go ahead and sit in the penalty box. Just the work, John. Just leave.

Right. I'm going to do it myself or ask my son to do it. I'm going to pay a stranger pay a stranger to do my work. Go ahead and get around. The way I was built. Go ahead and get out of here. I don't know. Are we getting a rabbit out of a log? How's this going, Andrew? Oh, that's great, man. I'm so sorry. Look at how many helmets fell out of the grid of death. He just put a ramshelman on his head. Yeah.

A tiny, tiny ramshelman. Andrew, did you get any texts on Sunday when you were doing- Is it of all of us? When the NBC played the line-ups where you guys were all saying your name, you sounded kind of funny saying your name. Did you get any texts about that?

No, I didn't. The only thing I got was my son heard it and he's like, my dad, that. So I thought that was pretty special. Oh, what happened? Take us through that story. What did you want? Because you had to feel, I don't know how you sleep after a game like that, but you had to feel pretty good, man. It's tough to get where you've gotten Andrew. You're, you're, you're just signed a contract and you're giving your body over this cause and you're making defensive plays. Take us through the emotion of your family getting to enjoy all that with you because it had

to feel to you unlike most things that you felt in this sport. Yeah, no, it's definitely special. Obviously my son still isn't quite old enough, but he definitely recognizes me. So whenever he sees me on the TV, he's got a point to his dolphins logo. And he's like, my dad, dad, and just gets super excited. And it's definitely a special moment for me and some carry on for the rest of my life. Who were you most excited to share all that with?

Just my family and my wife, you know? Obviously, we were able to bond over it and it was just a special moment for us. How do you end up sleeping that night? You know, I'm pretty beat up. So, you know, obviously it was a long flight home, so I kind of stayed up for that. Just kind of watched the film and then when I got home, I was knocked out for about six seven hours

until we had to come in and get a lift in the next day. Do you blow dry the hair the next day? When you shower after the game, when do you blow dry the hair? No, I just dry it with a towel and let the air dry. It's unfair, right? You are all now jealous of him that he emerges from the shower and it's easy for him and he's got the hair. You just go in with your hair wet to work, right?

You don't care. No, I don't care. No. Andrew, it's Moroccan oil, am I right? You put Moroccan oil in there? No, I don't. Get out of all over the place, honestly. Whatever my wife gets me.

As your agent reached out about the idea of getting your hair sponsored or you can get a local car dealership deal or something your hair you have to take the cascading hair and and Do something with it that gets you more money, no head and shoulders Yeah, definitely you know, we got to come up with a game plan and you know go out and see what we can work with Are they working on this at present? I don't think you want to talk to two gods about this You're wasting your hair. I'm telling you right now

You can profit talk to me about it. I'm gonna talk it out profit off When's the last time when's the last time you cut your hair Vin. Ginkgo. When's the last time? It's been flowing out of those helmets since when I Cut it when I was at my junior junior college for my brothers wedding. That would bend my sophomore year college But pretty much my whole college career and NFL career I've had long hair when you're rushing in your college for my brother's wedding. That would've been my sophomore year of college. But pretty much my whole college career and NFL career I've had long hair. When you're rushing on Sunday

and you're playing like they moved you with Jalen Phillips out, they moved you to more of a edge rusher. Are you getting, are the Patriots offense while I'm in talking smack to you? Like since you're not Jalen Phillips, are they talking smack at the beginning of that game? Yeah, you know, that's a good question.

No, they weren't really talking a lot of smack. You know, just a lot of, a lot of clean, good fun. But yeah, obviously, you know, Christian, he likes to talk smack, so he'll get them, he'll get under their skin and, you know, get them going a little bit. Can you explain to us what happened on that blocked field goal?

You know, that's just a great design by them. Obviously, I saw we like to flip our tight end and wing. So they overloaded it to the weak side. So we ended up flipping our two guys, which took a lot of more time off the play clock. And I think they just timed it up from there. You know, it was a great scheme play by them. And they knew where they could get us. Obviously they had something, probably a tail

or something where they could get a jump on it and come around the edge. And yeah. You'd never seen it before, correct? No, I've never seen that before. Obviously I've seen people jump over the center and back in the day, they would leverage each other up and kind of jump over the line there.

But to come off the edge like that, yeah. you see that a lot more on point, but just you know They used to do that a lot with point and bringing guys off the edge, but I'm just see that on a field go block It's kind of crazy. Andrew me and Greg feel like you guys are the best team in the NFL Do you feel like you're on the best team in the NFL right now? Yeah, obviously we're continuing to get better. I don't think we're there yet. Um, there's lots of learn from and lots of get better and grow as a defense and as a whole team, um, but something that we're definitely trending towards. Can you take us through Andrew along the path your journey so that people understand how

difficult it is to get where it is that you've gotten where you're existing in the league. People think of professional football players. You're existing in the league where you get an extension one year, $2.5 million. There's a lot of money. I don't know if you ever thought to yourself, I'm going to make millions of dollars playing this sport. But you're in a place where you have to give your body to this every week because somebody else wants your job.

Can you explain to us the hard parts of how it is you got to that game on Sunday night? Yeah, I don't think a lot of people realize what goes into it. We come in here all training camp and it's just a grind. Each and every day you got to prepare your bodies, you got to prepare your mentality, just get an understanding of the playbook and how they're trying to attack you. And then all game week, you're spending time figuring out what they like, how they're trying to expose you. And then you're trying to work on things

that you failed at the previous week. So you've got to continue to just build and just work on your craft. I think people don't realize the stress and kind of anxiety that you have to go through on a daily basis to try to be the best and to go out there and put your best foot forward. They have no idea, right?

That part, the last part you just said where you're living is I've got to make this team because I've got to keep paying for things. Yeah, no, it's a thing. Everybody has performance anxiety. You obviously want to go out there and perform to the best of your ability, but you know, it's, you know, you're not going to go to every game and get four sacks. You know, it's just, it's just not going to happen. And I think people got to realize, you know, that we're all humans and we're trying to

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The mailing and end of the retirement, Chris, go get me this. It's just going to be him coming out and hitting the one or two notes of that kind of thing and you know it and just giving us finger guns and leave it. Baby! You should listen to the Great Cody Show podcast because that's all we do for 55 minutes a week is just say catch phrases. We even make songs about them and you know it is a song for crying out loud.

That's great. Hopefully that's a sui nominee for best song. And you know it baby and you know it. Stoogats! And you know it, baby and you know it. And you know it, baby and you know it. And you know it, baby and you know it. And you know it, baby and you know it.

And you know it, baby and you know it. And you know it, baby and you know it. And you know it, baby and you know it. This is the Don Lebertar Show with a Stougats. Andru, so you were born in Iowa, so was I. You moved to Miami, so did I. Do you have any advice from having a really hard time before? Very nice thing, not making many friends. And I don't know if you're also from Iowa.

I thought maybe you could help. Oh, man. What part of Iowa are you from? I was born in Des Moines, but I went to the University of Iowa. Go Hawks. Sorry. Oh man. Sorry to hear that. Yeah, I mean, the traffic that means kind of brutal, but you know, to make friends, I, you know, obviously it's easy for me to be on the football team. You kind of, you're blessed with friends that way. What are some things? What are some things that people do down here that they don't do in Obviously it's easy for me to be on the football team. You kind of, you're blessed with friends that way. What are some things that people do down here

that they don't do in Iowa? There's no blinkers getting used down here, correct? Oh, no, not a chance. I mean, everybody's speeding down here. Yeah, I guess I don't know. You and Lucy can really connect to you. She got a baby on board because she doesn't have a baby. She's just terrified of other people banging into her car because she hates the way people drive.

I didn't get a baby. I got a baby on board sticker. Right. I got a baby. We bought a baby. Yes, that she has a baby. She bought a baby. She bought a baby and put it on board just because she hates our drivers. That's how I play.

But you guys can really connect here, commiserating. Did you also find the people awful when you got to Miami, Andrew? Root and unhelpful? Yeah, it's obviously not like Iowa. You know, everybody's opening the door for you and so polite and kind. You know, they're asking you about your day.

When you don't even know who it is, but yeah, here, everybody's just trying to get from point A to point B as fast as they can. Do you miss Iowa? Because I miss Iowa. Yeah, I miss Iowa too. Definitely a special place for me. Andrew, congratulations.

Thank you. It was nice to watch you work on Saturday, sir. Sunday. I appreciate it. Thanks for having me on. All right. Thank you. Greg, can you please explain to me?

I need to understand some things as I'm sure as I'm trying to onboard Andrew and ginkman ginkgo and I'm trying to do bucket of death I have my frustrations with that that bucket of death by the way was brought to you by KFC's new hot and spicy wings I'll order an eight piece of the new hot and spicy wings for 499 at participating KFC today and guess what folks let's say it together it's finger-looking good back to you Dan I am not going to lie okay it took everything in my power not to snort, snot, onto the microphone. When you rummaged throughout the entirety

of one of his answers. I wanted to punch him in the face. Was it a good answer? But I'm just curious. We'll never know. I was in his ear. I don't know. Behind the scenes, I was in his ear.

Stop rummaging us. You got a rummage, baby. I'm gonna take people. Chris, Chris, I am gonna take people behind the scenes on something, on all of this, just so that you understand who I work with and how maddening they generally are. John maddening.

Greg's great. Boom. Hey. I'll get to you in a second, Greg's right. I'll get to you in a second. Why? So I have told everyone here, my wife has said, stand, stop going into work.

You're not right. You're not right. And it's gonna leak out in bad ways. She's not wrong. It hadn't happened to truth. When people annoy you, under other circumstances, I would be on bereavement leave

the entirety of this football season. Those circumstances are not available to me at present. So today I did something I never do. I came in and said, I'm revering really high. Billy, I need your help. No, Billy, I'm not gonna let you go on this because you've not wanted to sit in Chris's chair, but holy shit, were you laughing hysterically when Chris descended into the sewage of my dad is

disrespecting the dolphins, the player they've gotten us, he's rummaging and I am trying not to laugh Billy at how happy you are that Chris is failing and enraged with his father. You enjoyed that. You made that when I asked you for something different to undermine Chris Cody in a seat you don't want to sit down. Empholst, what I got from that story was I made you smile. Greg Cody made me smile rhyming log with dog for reasons I did not

understand. Hello G, DLG. Yep, that's right. Dog. Still don't understand. And the part that the part that almost made me blow snout on the microphone is poor Chris Cody wanted to headbutt his father. You think that guy was red faced with rage in the headbutting video? I looked into Chris Cody's eyes, but what Chris Cody didn't see is that his dad was doing that at the instigation of a roaring Billy Gill

who I asked, please, to help me on these Tuesdays because I am not right, and I can't have everyone being a circus clown. I feel like we've had a good show today. Yeah. I feel like things have been right on track. We're cruising along here. Going to Billy for that relief is probably not great judgment by you.

Okay, but the best he's got though. Yeah, yeah. That part, that part. I think we're doing good, Dan. I would have overthick it. Everybody picked their team. Right, but just out of curiosity, real quick. When the dolphins inevitably say that that was disrespectful to vand ginkgole and

that we can't have guests anymore because while he was trying to give an answer on a serious thing you were making your son want to headbutt you and punch you because you wouldn't stop rummaging through a bucket as I roared with laughter yeah you got to rattle the bones when you're rummaging mm-hmm after You have to. But when that has consequences to your son and his career and just the things he's trying to do, as he tries to ascend to executive producer of a big podcast, but everyone around him is undermining, including his own father.

Right. Is there a question there? Yeah, like how do you feel about all that, That your son who has also made the Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody, a popular podcast. Right, thank you. Your son who's trying to ascend at metal-lark media by learning a new job that Billy doesn't want to learn. Like Billy likes that seat.

He throws grenades from that seat. They don't want to sit in any other seats. Chris is trying a new seat. On Tuesday, he needs his dad's help. The dolphins are going to call him later and say they don't want to do that anymore because of you. Oh, I think I his dad's help the dolphins are gonna call him later and say they don't want to do that anymore because of you. Oh I think I'm already hearing from the dolphins. They just texted me. They thought it went great. I mean it really did. I mean Van Ginkgo killed it.

The Iowa thing really struck a chord with people. People are loving that interview. I feel like I helped a little bit. You know the rattling of the bones was a nice accoutrement to what Van Ginkgo was saying. Plus, you didn't decide to do the bucket of death while we had Van Ginkgo on. That was not your decision. I have to go with the flow. Right, exactly.

That's correct. That decision, you guys, very passive of you, was mine because we have a sponsored segment that we must do even though for three years it's been dead. That was seamless though. It's been, yeah. Well, I would say could have been better in that you guys could have given the information out

on the games that you were picking so that we would have learned in the middle of the Van Ginkle interview that needed to be respected. People care more about our pain than who the Titans are playing. Yeah. You want to know who to root against, so the Rubb and Loose is right. Yeah, but they say, no, they're rooting for me. But what pain is what I would ask you?

You all owe dozens of ten tons. Oh, no, no, no, Dan, I've come in and I've cleaned that up. I mean, not me personally, but I've assisted in cleaning that up from behind the scenes. We have a plan. On Thursday, I'm gonna do the entire show talking like Christian Baill. Let's hear a preview.

And Batman, like it's Batman. You gotta do the whole show that way. That's a show. I'll work shop, it'll be better on Thursday. All right, so we have that to look forward to. Who else is paying penalties? Because I've brought in Big League Choo twice now. Big League Choo, somebody's got to do the show,

the entire show, eating an entire packet of Big League Choo. I'm pretty sure it's Billy. No, it's Chris. It's Chris, yeah. I'll do that wall I'm doing this. Do it Thursday. Yeah Somebody ate the big league chew the first day. Well, it's sorry. Sorry Chris when are you going to do that penalty? How many penalties do you owe? I'll do the bubble gum one next week and I'll do the Christian bail on Thursday.

I have one that I'm gonna be paying off very soon too. I was talking to John who does the video with us. I have to climb the highest point in Miami, so very soon I will be going to Tropical Park to find the hill. Yeah. It's near his house and it's not a very high point. It's the most the highest in Miami.

What do you want me to do? Chris, don't you have to drive to work from my house? You have to do that, right? I have to do that too. I have to drive this two guts south forward. I'm being told in, right? I have to do that too. I have to drive this to God's house. I'm being told in my ear that the dumpster in Dural is the highest point in Miami. That's the truth.

All right, I'm just waiting a minute. That's not true. Wait, but if it is true, our commissioner's gonna make you do. You thought you were fine. I'll console with myself and then I will say that. No, but you're not the commissioner anymore. Oh no, I am. No, I can't.

Who's the commissioner? I mean, I mean, can't be trusted to tie a shoe. He's not the commissioner. You can't be trusted. You no, he is. No, I'm the commissioner. Who's the commissioner? I mean, I mean, I can't trust a detour issue. He's like, I can't trust it. You can't be trusted on anything. And this is another season of something that you guys don't respect. And there is no actual pain to anything. No, there will be this here, Dan.

I'm telling you, I tightened the straps on this one. We're gonna get to the bottom of this. I'm pretty sure that Greg Cody owes like nine or 10 penalties. I'm pretty tight in the straps on this one. We're gonna get to the bottom of this. I'm pretty sure that Greg Cody owes like nine or 10 penalties. I'm right here. Greg Cody's gonna get his haircut in a second. Right. Greg Cody, that's so exciting. Tony's professional barber is coming in here in a second.

How are you feeling right now as we head to you being filmed getting a haircut that might not be age appropriate? Yeah, never know. So you know, I don't improve down lebatars show with the stugas, gamble on by craftkins. It's really not important to me to have a lot of things to show off fancy cars, a giant home. Those things are just not part of who I am,

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Stugats! I always like leaving a hand on the ticket. Because he's so vulnerable, I just unfairly fade down the tickets and he just will make him buy himself. This is the Don Limita Show with a Stugat! Why are you laughing, Roy?

What are you laughing about? We were about to start. We're ready to go and you're laughing and I can hear it through the soundproof glass. I'm very excited right now, man. This is gonna be fun. All right, so you're just laughing at Greg Cody right now. Oh, absolutely.

That's what that laughter was. We have Greg Cody. Greg Cody is in the chair with a microphone. This promises to be a disaster for a number of reasons. We are asking him to Mike Lucas. We are asking him Tony's personal barber is here to cut Greg Cody's hair. Greg Cody is afraid. Tony, you're trying to modernize Greg Cody.

What kind of advice have you given Lucas on what he's to do here? Because Greg Cody's legitimately scared. Yeah, I think we got to get him away from the Lyndon B Johnson look and maybe take it a little bit further back and maybe eight to Roman times give him a nice Julia Caesar cut. Maybe short on the size a little bit longer so you can style it. I think something nice like that. I'm telling you fohawk is the move. No, no, please. To be clear, Lucas has other clients. Tony is not, you know, he's not Tony's personal, bar, correct.

He's got a look, but he is a Miami. Look, I think we know that Tony looks clean all the time. Tony, Tony takes care of himself and Tony is someone who's not getting cheap supercuts over here. He's going to authentic what happened. I insulted supercuts. He told us he paid $10. I mean, but that's not what Lucas is paid Even though Lucas has a lot of reasons to be mad at Tony because he hasn't gotten a raise in 15 years

We'll talk about that later. That's crazy. It's on Lucas. I mean Lucas does need to ask for more money He does but tell us what kind of in fact Mike up here Greg Lucas Please you tell us what your level of expertise is here and what you're looking to accomplish. What kind of guidance have you gotten and do you have any customers this fossilized? I do, I do. It's hard to raise their prices though. What happens is when you got guys that you've been kind of from 15, 20 years, they automatically grandfather themselves in. You're talking about Tony. Sounds like he's pissed.

I love Tony. So I understand with Tony, but it's a lot of them. So I've been cutting for over 20 years. So what happens is throughout the years, the fossil guys, they stay. So if they love me, I keep them. If not, I start letting them go slowly, slowly and bringing in, you know, the bigger tippers and stuff like that. But not Tony. I love Tony. Let's cut right to it Lucas.

How much should Tony be paying you? No, well Tony, Lucas. You know, if it wasn't Tony, somebody with that kind of hair could be paying like $40. $40, you're paying a quarter of what you're supposed to be paying. But it's Tony, so, you know, I got to especially. be paying, but it's Tony so you know, thank you The family family, but it's family. That's a family this Tony. His dad his brother his generations of colloddards Yeah, but Tony you have to give a $30 tip now. I mean $30 tip on top of the haircut. Well Lucas just told you his price. Yeah, yeah

But here's a difference what I make up with that with things like this, where Luke is here again with the biggest podcasts in the world. You're doing haircuts on trade. Doing haircuts. Come on. He's a clown. He learned from his father and learned from the stoo got straight of run game and hustle. And this will be good for Lucas.

Lucas, what are we advertising here for Miami, people who want a clean and crisp Hispanic cut, who can say they were sent by Tony from the Dan Levitard show. Where are we sending them? We're sending them to five star cuts in Kendall. There's a lot of good barbershops, but we definitely have one of the main shops there if you're ever in the area. Come on by and we'll give you a not the Tony price, but we'll give you some decent. Kendall stand up. How do people follow you? Twitter, Instagram, only fandal.

No, we're not going to do that. Thank you, Billy. What do you mean? Although I'd like to see if you could start an account on only fans forced to go. And maybe, perhaps, for Greg Cody after this cut, Tony, what has been advised here for Greg Cody? What if, and Greg, what have you agreed to? Because you're afraid because you're handing over

your style to Tony? Yes, yes I am. I'm trusting Tony, I'm trusting Lucas, his expertise, I don't know what to expect. I've showed Lucas a photo that my wife made me for the foe hawk. It is not a foe hawk. Hi, Fred.

And not a high fave. No, but we're not taking recommendations from you or your wife, Tony's handling this. Right. We need to trim down the Lyndon B. Johnson on the sides. Like the sides can't be longer than your beard. Is that okay? And that's the problem, right?

Like we have that, like, almost the guy from Scary Movie who's got like the long hairs on the side, that's kind of the vibe I'm getting. We need to take that vibe out. 2023 we're in. Shave sides. High-fade. The first high-fade. The first high-fade scares me. I'm getting we need to take that vibe out right 2023 were in shave sides high fade Okay, the phrase high fade the phrase high fade scares me, you know

I don't even know what that is, but it just scares me for some reason guys. He's really nervous He's in a state of fear like I'm telling you if he was getting surgery right now He would not ask the doctor as many questions. That's true. That is true He got a tumor removed from his chest. He did not ask this many questions. He's a vain man, a vain, vain man, and he's worried about this. Well, here's the thing. Can I say this?

My thoracic surgery was not publicly televised. Like, this is a different experience for me. It's the first time I've had a public haircut. And you don't think of a haircut as being something that's intensely private and almost intimate, but it is and now it isn't. So that's part of my anxiety. This is so exciting. He'd be okay if his surgery was televised though. That would be great. He can be. That's sponsored. Your hair grows back, Greg. So there's not much to worry about. With Lucy's help, she's giving him advice, but there is, look man, can you guys please get up for me and put on the corner of a screen,

the Paul Feimbum that Stugot stood because there is a reason for him to worry. We cannot be trusted with people's hair. We have main bets on this show. Mike Ryan is still failing at bringing back the hair that he lost with a bet. Greg Cody, you can go ahead and start Lucas and we will do it throughout the segment and we will do show around the segment. I'll hear those clippers come on. You should subscribe if you want to see what this is happening over my right

shoulder. You will see whether this is gonna be done before the end of the segment I think wow he is gone in aggressive without fear That is not a great code looks right now the co-authors are flying oh my god There is it's dust in the room the gray feather somebody has broken up a very old Pinyata there's hair everywhere. Oh my god. Just from an attic. It's crazy I feel like I'm driving in back of a chicken truck now 995 It's random Greg Cody wanted to explain that earlier in the show when he was rummaging through the bucket through the Androvan ginkgo interview that he was coding a

1975 whale and Jennings song. Yeah, if you want to get the rabbit out the androvan ginkgo interview that he was coding a nineteen seventy five whale and jenning song yeah if you want to get the rabbit out the l.o.g. you got to make a commotion like a d.o.g. was that the song that you sent me yes he sent me a song of him singing yes he said you that you know he didn't send it to me but he says he's been in recording right and this is part of modernizing his look we want to see tiktok makes all things popular so let's see music all things in music If we can get this Greg Cody song off the ground because he's trying to make a come back like wail and Jennings Well in Jennings is not trying to make a modernizing

Modernizing is look Through the help of Tony and a Kendall hair cutlery that runs super Latin You know what I saw? Adam Wainwright, the pitcher is very nice here. Did you see it? I think one of his final starts, they're subjecting the fans to he will be performing three songs from his upcoming album.

I thought it was more. I thought it was a full concert. I thought Wainwright was doing a full concert. I mean, the National Anthem was enough. Wainwright. Enough. The National Anthem was enough. Wait, right. It was terrible. The National Anthem was horrible. St. Louis and their baseball and Uncavallo plays the guitar.

So Greg just records songs and sends up to people now? We will get to that in a second. Greg Cody, what is the story behind this whale and genny song that you're trying to get off the ground? I'm a serial listener. And what that means is I forget about songs for decades. And all of a sudden I hear a song or I rediscover it. And then I literally listen to it 50 times in a row.

And this is a song that I rediscovered and obsessed on. And so I got a karaoke version of the song and I recorded it and sent it to Christopher. And he said said he texts me back saying that's pretty good did you write that and I said no actually it's a 1975 whale and Jennings song called Waymore Blues and the Russes history Around the curve, come a passenger train Put somebody older than a ho-ho-ho Jimmy, he's dead, he's been a long time gone Been a long time gone Been a long time gone If you wanna get the heaven gotta die, gotta put on the cool, the T.I.E.

Wanna get the rabbit out the L.O.G. You gotta make a commotion like a D.O.G. Like a D.O.G. You gotta make a commotion like a D.O.G. Like a D.O.G. Oh, it's has to be strange for Lou Gray. He thought. He thought it was a good idea during Bucket of Death to just start singing that while rummaging in a bucket. You know what it occurs to me, Greg,

is that you should probably use these studios to record your songs, because you sound a lot better. You know what it occurs to me, Greg, is that you should probably use these studios to record your songs, because you sound a lot better. You sound great. Yeah. I appreciate Metal Lock offering me their studios for that. I'm gonna take you up on that.

Thank you. That's great. We have a tarp on the floor to catch all of his gray sawdust. It is looking good, Greg. It is, he is looking, he is looking much better, much cleaner. We have removed hairs that have been there

since the mop have been Franklin. Wow. I thought you were gonna say with all he looks is cleaner. I mean, what are we doing servicing the needs of this fossil? His country music whims. This is great Lucas is kicking ass here. I'm telling you, it makes me... You like what's happening right now. I like what I'm seeing from a distance. I don't know the real look of it, but I trust this man. He's got my head in his hands and this is really... This is really

turned. Got your head in his hands. That's true. That's what's happening here. Yeah. And your father is legitimately scared but can't see himself. And now he's gone to confident, which I like a lot less. But Lucas went in confident. It's time to pivot Lucas. You know the plan we talked about. Tell Lewis it's time. Now let's find the funny parts of this. Yes, plan B where we wreck his hair for joke and it never grows back. There was a time that I thought about giving myself a haircut in the bathroom mirror, and now I'm glad I didn't quite frankly. He thought it'd be a better idea for me

to give him a haircut than to go to a barber. That's such a bad idea. Roy, you mentioned that for a day. You mentioned early in the show that you cut your own hair. Greg Cody, four three weeks legitimately, does not realize how bad his judgment is because his two choices to cut hair He did not want to cut was either his son who's an oaf or himself

Or himself How do you imagine that would have gone if Greg Cody had cut his own hair? I love to see it disaster Absolute disaster. Now what trust doing it with Chris Les. John, you would do a man disaster. Greg is always bleeding, so I feel like it would be very dangerous. Oh yeah.

Well, he also is at the age, like Terry Bradshaw, of random band-aids on your face, because whatever, you cut yourself coming in. Right. But this is taking a scary turn. This looks more, this is going moreawk. Oh boy. We've got way big effect. Way plan B isn't a fact. He's thin up there and we're going mohawk. Then and getting thinner. This is now we've taken a turn. This was going too pleasantly and now it's

taking a turn into scary land for Greg Cody. What are you laughing about Billy? Greg just driving his dog bit him. Yeah, he did. Why? It was just a minor bite on the pad of my left hand. It's fine. It's an awkward place to get bit, but I know you want to get bit if you're if your dog's going to bite you. Right. Yeah. If you want to get the rabbit of the L.O.G. Yeah. I had a terrifying moment this weekend where I got all cut up on my hands and my arms because I've got a pit bull and the pit bull is, I've told you before, I call him Armando. I should have named him Armando. I should have been a... I've always wanted to throw that. Should have named him Armando.

I blew it, my dog. But he is dacile. He's afraid of the ATM, balloons, rain. He's afraid of the orange cat. An ATM. Yeah, the beeping of an ATM. Afraid of a variety of different things. But I've never seen it.

Take it to the bank office. This is, yeah, I do in the back seat. It's odd. Yeah. Well, you want to have a pit bowl for protection if you've got a lot of cash on you. That's a good point. That's a good point. That's a good point.

Everyone is scared of him. Right. But shouldn't be. I'm telling you he's a coward. Don't put out in the air like that. Well, I'm about to tell you this story though, because the tabby cat, it's a fat orange cat. What happened was, we got the one gray cat

and we're putting like a lotion on its head because it's scratching itself up. And then I went to put the gray cat down and the dog was there and I did not know what the gray cat ran away. And when the orange cat sees that It's dominance time. Wait a minute. That's not gonna happen to me. I actually called Ron McGill I was so terrified because it wasn't dominant over the pit bull that it wanted to be. It's got that it's dominant over me

That thing was attacking me as I was trying to keep it from attacking the pit bull who bit my wife attacking me as I was trying to keep it from attacking the pit bull who bit my wife because he was about to snap the head of that cat because I've not seen the side of either of these animals and now I'm wearing the scars all over my hands and arms because that cat went crazy and now I'm scared of the cat and it's the elephant in the house. Oh, absolutely because dogs, you know, they follow the leader of the pack. The cats? No, dog. I have lost Alpha ship in my house

to an orange fat cat. Because I've been scared of them for four days. Forgotten to get, that's right. Garfield runs my house. Cats are evil. Blamey simple. This was demonic. This felt like an exorcism.

This thing, I wanted to headbutt it. This thing was crawling up the wide. I've never had a. This thing, I wanted the headbutt. This thing was crawling up the wide. You have never had that. That's a tough the headbutt. Yes, but not when you're an expert headbutt or like me. Precis. That's true. Like Tony and Stu got crowned the helmet.

That's a good one.