The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: What's In Your Wallet?

Episode Date: January 9, 2024

It's Tuesday, so it's time to get to Greg Cote's Back in My Day! But first, let's go through the full catalogue of Greg Cote phrases and take a look through Dan's wallet... Plus, a public beef with 21 Savage, Billy is happy for Michigan, and, finally, Greg's Back in My Day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Dunluba Tarshou with the Stugat's Podcast. Books and books and the Gables, okay? Yeah, yeah, I'll be there. Not gonna be there. To support your friends, to support Ron McGill and Greg Cody. You're always telling us how much you love Greg Cody.

I do love Greg Cody. He's one of your favorite people in the world. I love him from my house. I love him right in the studio. I don't love him at books and books and choral Gables tonight. I mean, I just don't. But he's back people from the show to go to the show. We're on the air. We're on the air. I'll support Greg by buying the book. How's that said? You won't do that either. That sounds like a lie is how that sounds. It really does. Or buy it and not read it.

Both of those things. Are you going to have one for free? I mean he doesn't need two. Right. Just buy it and I won't read it. Are you going dressed like that? No, I am not. I will be dressing up slightly. Not a whole lot. As much as I am, are you going to be that? No, I am not. I will be dressing up slightly. Not a whole lot. As much as I am, I could be wearing the press box collection again. I really like that. No, I think I'll wear like a pullover. I use to call it a jersey, but my wife gets all angry whenever I refer to it as a jersey. Because she thinks that jersey is only what athletes wear on the field. Historically so ridiculous.

Right. She calls it a pullover, so now she has me brainwashed and they're calling it a pullover. But they're ridiculous. Exactly. Well said. Zagaki. Yeah.

It's a gaki. Zagaki. You know, you can't overdue. You can't do overdue something. You know, when you have catch phrases like we get to do some sparsely. You never know. Oh dear guy Five dollars, please you know it my damn You haven't paid any fines you've been all three second I think

Babe we already did that one. I know but it's worth repeating. It's coming from my mouth. It's the original. Why are you holding your phone? What are you holding your phone? Is it because you're trying to Google circle Las Vegas dot com slash All right, let's Chris Cody get cameras ready here. Let's do this.'s get those cameras ready get the cameras ready right now uh... you've got great kody ready to keep up with my cryin as he gives uh... he gives the link that hopefully will give you without asking you to write a web address is his browser up because last i checked it was just on megaphone checking his podcast that's all he's been doing that's all he's been

doing numbers are good all right i'm told that we have the shot. So here we go, Greg in five, four, three, two, one. Circa Las Vegas dot com slash stadium dash swim slash Dan dash, love it. Our dash show. You got misspelled love it. Our game. Damn it.

All right. Take your time. Damn it. Right. Take your time. Got it. Nailed it. We can see your computer. Nothing has changed. Can you press enter? It has enter.

The Dan Levitar show was sugas. Now like it's a Google search. No, it's a Google search. Like the Google in the web address. Yeah, we got a web address. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Yeah, what do you? You got a you know what Show. Wait, just slow down, Michael. Just copy and do I need to say HTTPS? You can get out of here. I'm doing that copy. He already typed it. No, no copy, paste. But he already typed it. Just copy and paste. What you type? He's not found. Yeah, of course, because Christopher's in there talking about him,

I'm touching, bunlens, and stuff. Now type it in. Wait, get out of, all right, that's very clear. I copied and pasted it No copy and paste is ridiculous. Yeah, do that no respect. All right. He's on the page. Good new RSVP Type it again He's already on the page is right there. So ready on the page I typed it in he wouldn't let me Google Google and paste or whatever I'm going up Google and copy and paste or whatever. Back up Google and paste copy and paste. But now Christopher left the page entirely.

Are you wants? Are you ready for back in my day? No, he's. Yes, anything to get away from this. And now he's time to take a treat on memory lane. Here's your guy. He's a copy and paste it. He's like, we're back in my day.

Enabling, disabling, making, copying, and pasting. You okay? Yeah. You owe money. You have been getting out of fines for weeks. You keep, you could distract us with your general incompetence. You owe like $25 to Jessica. Well, Dan, find you, when you picked up your phone, it was on.

It was on. You didn't know we were on air when this segment started. Well, nobody tells me. We're right here doing the show next year. We're having a conversation. It had the vibe and the half the rhythm and rhyme of an off-air conversation. You never know.

Oh, that's what you do. Wow. That's $5. That's how sexy. You never know. Oh, yeah, baby. Woo! You never know. Oh, yeah, baby You never know I like that. I like that. Wow. I got a bottle of that. Are you turned on by your own? You know

You never know you want me to pay money or do you want me to read it back in my day? It's up to you why are are you? Circa Las Vegas.com slash stadium dance. Why are you roused by the sound of your flimsy voice? Well listen to it. Yeah. Yeah, never know. Oh yeah, man. I sound like a cowboy out on the trail

under a Taikon, Deroga wagon with a yeah, never know. Beans over a pot. Yeah, you do. Beans over a pot. Yeah, you do Three does one five yes, three does No, oh Yeah, can't get another that I'm telling you I want to make a whole album out of that sound me doing that on a continuous loop for 35 40 minutes. I'd buy it. Yeah,

just like you bought my book. But seriously, you want me to pay or you want me to read? I want you to pay. You can only do one? Fine, hang on. You never know. Oh, I'm scared. See how much money I have. I'm saving all my money for bowling tomorrow night. Oh, big night. Yeah, never know. Oh, dollar beer night. Bowling's not cheap, man. What do I owe five bucks? You owe $25 from the last several weeks. Like, you get it. It's not an outrage. You never pay any of your fines.

You never know. That's an outrage. How you been throwing it there, Lee Greg? But, amp. At the old alley. He's been struggling. Last week, I bowl like shit. I'd been on a run, though it there, Greg? At the old alley. He's been struggling. Last week I bow like shit. I'd been on a run though, right Christopher? You had to run a few weeks back, but the last couple have been a little hurt. Yeah, well last week was bad

The previous three weeks I kicked ass. You go for the beers though. I mean You know, yes, let's put it this way. My third of three games is usually my worst, so you put two and two together. You know what I was saying? I know. Yeah, I mean, those Modelo buckets, they're kicking my ass and making my mouth. Miller light buckets, you said? Well, you know what, they do give me dancing swords, but that's not the biggest problem. You know, because they have two lovely bathrooms there.

The one at the end of the alley that you get to work farther from, further to, beautiful bowling bathroom. Compared to you. You never know. The nearest one is ridiculous. Is it worth a walk though? It is, believe me. Yeah.

Because it's got stalls. You know, it's got little privacy. Not just the urinals. They both have stalls. Well, the other one has one stall retrograde. This is two or three stalls, modern, you know. But the walk, they may get urn it, which makes you enjoy it more.

It does. You know, you're allowed to saunter. You allow the people to watch. That's one of the great things I love about bowling is the people watching. It's just a carnival atmosphere. It's my people. I'm on the midway, you know, you ever sashay at all or who needs me? What? Tell me. All right, you want me to get started here? I hear the music in the background. It's like you never know. Okay, please don't

do that again during my reading of the before Before we get to what you're doing here, do you wanna tell the story of who needs me? What, dummy? Because that's what you closed with. Right. And I don't know that anyone knows the entire story of what that is. Who needs me?

dummy? What? What? Who needs me? Now we get it. Okay. See a donkey? You're gonna go to Buffalo with Bernie Pummily that was

Never know former dolphins offensive coordinator Gary Stevens would come into the press room with a cigarette burning in his lips and He's what who needs me that kind of thing, you know, he was a good guy Love Gary Stevens. You're gonna never know. Oh my god now see it first. I found that sexy and now it's beginning It's always been disgusting. You never know you finding it sexy made it more disgusting now Yes, Bernie probably okay, but what's the rest of the what's the rest of the saying? Who needs me? What? dummy

Over and out. Yeah, never know The what and the dummy where do those come from from Gary Stevens? Yeah, he said that he got keeping up. He would saunter into that press room. Unrequested. With a cigarette and a new body man. And say, oh, Nades, man. Yeah, never know. As if we had all requested him.

And nobody had. And you don't get that nowadays. The offensive coordinator for the Miami Dolphin who had Dan Marino at the end. Yes. Who helped end Dan Marino's career end. Yes. Who helped end Dan Marino's career? Well there were others who did that. Well they kept going to Buffalo and losing the Bernie Obama league. That's true. Yeah. Who needs me? That's what happened to us.

That's what happened to this city on Monday. Yeah. It was, you're gonna go to Buffalo. Why? And they, those teams also had a defensive coordinate and they'd Tom, Oliver Dottie. And his big thing was they just gave up, you know, 293 yards rushing to Buffalo. And he would say something like this, you know what? You take away that 91 yard run and that's 78 yard run and we really didn't defend them that badly. He was famous for that.

He did. They both, you know, that wasn't on air. They both coached for the Cobbler. I mean, the Cobbler did not hire bad assistant coaches and these two were top of the line. I'm not making fun of Gary Stevens and Tom all of Adotti. Oh yeah, they were great. Oh yeah, yeah. Both season DCs for a beautiful winning team,

they just liked the modern dolphins. They just started being fun. You're not making fun of Gary Stevens. 30 years later. Yay. Was he responsible for QK too? Yeah, never know. Now the QK is something so totally different.

Nobody does it like me. Is that when you have the dancing swords? Yeah. Nobody is sits and me. Is that when you have the dancing swords? Yeah. Nobody is sits and rises from the ring of honor as quickly as great as a. It's a quick crap is what he calls a QK. QK? You in Evernote.

QK at the close bathroom or the far bathroom at the alley. Oh, I don't, I don't QK in public. Really? No, ever. That's just, if you don't tell one does it to you. No one does it like, rarely, ever you never know I have to be comfortable to QK but when I go in for a QK I'm a man of my words your mother will even say you're out already Yeah, because I don't make a ritual of it. I sit

You do your thing your wipe And you're you're done and you wash your hands you're done. And you wash your hands. Of course, you wash your hands. Yeah, yeah, I must say you're a little... ...ruse to let 50 cents. Everybody, no pulo pa, no pesta. I ain't got no cigarettes, but... Look, great song.

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Stugats, you can have the very same thing one of two ways. You could get it honestly or you could steal it. He'll always choose stealing it. Stugats. Well, it's the quicker path. I mean, let's just do that. VCC Don Lebatard show with a Stugats. I mean, it's just this is the done libata show with this to got

No, you're not gonna get away with that that easily with Greg Cody. I've just gotten an earful in earful during the break No, his despondence right now. He is so disappointed in me for allowing it to happen The back in my day is supposed to be sacred. It has done every Tuesday for, you know, six or seven times a year. And it's supposed to be sacred. And I've promised him that we will not... I've promised him we will not walk him into the hard network out anymore on his back-and-my-day. But that's also sacred. Well, this is the problem. That's the best show we can do. The last five minutes of that. And Greg Cody.

That is a problem. And Greg Cody was enraged when it was done. Like legitimately mad at me for allowing a perfect comedic joke with perfect timing because he hates the hard network out. Always has it makes him a fool. But back in my day it's supposed to be sacred. That is the space where we don't do that to him. And so his anger is righteous, and it's earned, because he's told me two or three times for us not to do that.

Come on, get over it. It was funny. We ran out of time, I'm sorry. It was Dan's fault He kept asking follow-ups I tried to Greg was ready to go. I beg your forgiveness Greg Cody dear friend I am sorry that was the fault of them for not knowing you and I've had multiple conversations about this I blame libertard. Thank you Captain's got to take responsibility. Also, you got to pay a fine. That's the second time that you said that that game between the bills and dolphins happened on Monday night.

Yeah, yeah. Five bucks. It was a Sunday night game. Last night was Monday night. Yeah, it was a change of shape. We let it slide the first time. Fine. You'll pay the fine. I earned it. A lot of money in the the bucket I'm

still in rage that somebody stole like somebody actually stole from the bucket who I wish I knew wasn't me it wasn't me but no one's gonna believe me don't worry I'm protecting it cook well safe oh Greg Cody forgive me let's make the space now if you would do me the believe me. Don't worry I'm protecting it. We're all safe. Oh, Greg, Cody, forgive me. Let's make the space now. If you would do me the favor. We don't hold wallet there, huh? Old-fashioned wallet. Yeah. A life holiday gift. Yeah. Yeah. Try it. Fold it. You say congrats. You use a money clip. I'm guessing you don't need 80% of the stuff. No, I need a wallet. Really? Okay, let's go through. Give a picture of your way. Let's go through your wall. No chance. You need all of that.

We'd love to know everything that's in there. Yes. I will. You want to do this instead of the back of my desk? No, no, we'll get to it. We'll get to it. We'll get to it. We got plenty of time. Yeah. Go ahead. I see a serious credit card. You can go away. We're not in a time crush. Yeah, my serious credit card. Sears is bankrupt. There's so one of them. You guys simply want to know what is in my...

We're trying to help you out. It says a lot about a man, the ingredient, and some as well. An old-fashioned bank and debit card. Put it down quickly. Yeah. Um, has the chip a corporate card. Corporate card.

Corporate card. No, no, no, no. Could use life allotment. Yeah. It's levatar enterprise. Why would you have a corporate card. Corporate card. Corporate card. No, no, no, no. Could use life allotment. Yeah. It's levitard enterprises. Why would you have corporate card for levitard enterprises? Of course it is.

Why? What's the security code in fact? Why would you, what do you mean? Why don't I have one of those a levitard enterprise? I mean, levitard enterprises. Ooh. Sounds like it's about to take off. Hey guys, a one-man enterprise. I mean, libertard enterprises. Ooh.

Sounds like it's about to take off. Hey guys, a one-man enterprise. Life of the year. I've got an insurance card. Oh, for your car, for your EMO, PPO, what do we? I've got an American Express card. Black. Got to be gold at least.

It is not black. It can't be black. No, it's just silver. Drop it, let's hear how loud it is. It's just a silver card. What's the number on it? Platinum. Platinum. Do't be good drop it. Let's hear how loud it is. It's just a silver card. What's the number on it platinum platinum? Do you sign your cards? So most people forget I don't I don't it is yeah, you gotta get the right pen for it Yeah, I think you're gonna be disappointed with the sound. Oh

Yeah Yeah, good guard Good bounce to Let me see what this is I got to get my glasses put them on over my way to get to the hotel keys Information card. What party affiliation? What's that? What party affiliation? Actually, no, I changed it to Democrat. I can't mind Republicans. I can work with them from the inside.

It was, it was, it was, my mind was been roughed up. How's that going? Since I was 18. I'll let you know when the, when the difference is black. When the Haley wins a primary. And a shot in a stunner. My auto insurance card and my driver's license. What are you a guy, go man?

I'm just gonna do that. Like you guys aren't in a face and enough with this. What are you a guy, go man? Are you gonna do that? Like you guys aren't in a face and enough with this. So this is basically your nosiness, yeah that's it. There's a lot more in there. There's a lot more in there. CircaLusVegas.com slash stadium dash. So actual receipts on some things that I have to return. Ooh, what do you gotta return, Dan?

There's some Christmas gifts. Costumes. Did I see a Benjamin in there? Are you gonna read that I did yeah? There are some hundreds in there then right there are of course yeah The visual of you waiting in a return line is great You guys are real busy, but you guys really got invasively into my wallet there. Oh, right big wallet So you return stuff just a fun game. I'd like to do it with sugaats. What's in your wallet?

I don't have a wallet all right. What's in your wallet? Uh, I don't have a wallet. All right, what's in your money? A lot of, of stuff. A lot of money. Whoa. All right, let's count. Good gambling week. I got an origomarkate business card.

I'm not a business. Origodage. In the market, you know, cheap. Yeah, gotta go. Trucker van. I have a Visa card. I have a Bank of America card by driver's license. A Visa upgrade card.

What does that get? I don't know. Upgrades. Wait, how does it work? It's good to have it on your person, just kidding. It's a credit card. Yeah, it's just a credit card. That's all.

So I have nothing to do. Another rest is just cash. Yeah, the rest is cash. And you just leave all of that no betting no betting slips from the start us No, no, no, no mirror. He doesn't lose things were off. I'm saying how do you do that? You guys think it's unusual to have receipts physical actual receipts not the one on two Yeah, physical actual receipts on an expensive clothing that you have bought that you need to return because your fool doesn't know how to buy things for his wife. I put myself in so many quagmires by just throwing those out. I can't stand tags or receipts. Buying your wife clothes, that's a hard thing to do. Yeah. I would

mind. Yeah. I'm just doing online. It's in the computer right? The purchase. You don't need to receipt. I'm not sure that's true. It might be in computer, but I'd like to prove to them in the case that it's not in the computer that here is my proof. It's the point of a receipt. Look back up. Yeah. It's not a backup. It's the point.

I used to bring home receipts for every thing. They're assuming they're lying to you. I would bring home a receipt for a circuit. I was having a receipt. I was having a routine. We're being rude. No, I'm just saying, I used to bring home receipts for everything. I'd go to Burger King, I'd bring home a receipt, and then I was convinced by my wife that you don't need to bring home any receipts anymore.

That everything is in somebody's system. She may be right, she may be wrong. We haven't done this with you. What else is in your wallet? She may be crazy. Can you find it? Yeah, go go go your wallets and your wallets and your computer briefcase. He was making fun of my wallet while having a wallet that he just keeps in a bag. No, he's a tri-fuel wallet. Yeah, different. This in the wallet world the tri-fuel looks down on the bifold. I gotta tell you that. Look at this. Put it on the pole, please,

Juju, at Levitage Show. In the wallet world, does the tri-fold look down? Put them next to each other just so we see it, you know. Well, he was making fun of the size of my wallet. Look down. Look down. His wallet is smaller than your wallet. When you're just doing the know, it's a trifold. Exactly right.

That's what the trifold looks down on the five fat anacs. Yeah, that's a fat wallet. Triphold is laughing at you. Yeah, it's a wallet, yeah. All right, what's in there? The usual stuff. You know, I got a driver's license. What do I got here? I got a Duffy's MVP card. That's what I'm talking about

Wait a minute. Whoa, let's watch that what that one's last time you use that. I can't doesn't know tell us more Hey, that's I don't know what it is, you know, you know, you give it every time and you accrue money Right, and then you go back three times from now to say hey, you $43 here you want to use a meal yeah yeah. Yeah. He's got a reminder. Yeah, never forget. Never forget. It's a fail safe. Here's my wife when I first met her in Maritor. We got all kind of photos in here.

But I don't have the photos sleeve anymore. So I have to put them among credit cards. It's terrible. I got a credit card. Ooh, I got my voter ID. At condoms. Yeah. Well, party affiliation. We got a credit card. Ooh, I got my voter ID. At condoms. Yeah. Well, party affiliation.

That's something from the animal hospital. My original Social Security card. Oh wow. I don't want to be original. Yeah, I don't want to throw anybody the numbers. Hold it up for the camera so it doesn't. No, it's got my number on it. Oh.

Sane? And that's about it. You know, a couple of the things. Anyways, briefcase. Oh, are we doing this now? No, I'll get cut off at this point. It's too late of the things. Anyways, briefcase. Okay. Oh, are we doing this now? No, I'll get cut off at this point. It's too late in the segment. No, no, no, not going there.

We made concessions for the clock. No, you're going to cut me off. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. No, I'm not. No, I'm not doing it already. I don't do the cutting off. I'm going to, you realize in a minute and 20 seconds, I will be like halfway through it.

You'll cut me off. No, I won't. And and 20 seconds, I will be like halfway through it, you'll cut me off. No, I won't. And everybody will laugh and I will be genuinely... Greg, we can move the clocks around so that we can finish this up. Yeah, that's what you say now. That's what you say now and I don't believe you. I don't believe you.

What have I ever lied to you? Many times when it comes to a cheap laugh on this show. No, I'm not gonna have back my day interrupted twice. I'm just not gonna do it. That kind of thing, and you know it. Not gonna do it, and you know it. We're just going to skip past. What?

Ha ha ha ha ha. I, uh... That is weird, wild stuff. I did not know that but that Eisner actually now it's tiger Isn't it weird they were from Eisner to Eiger what a beautiful thing for me Eisner and there was a chapicare Iger Iger And there was a chapicare of it. Iger! Iger!

I-which is not my show. I mean, is this the great codeach all of a sudden? I'm not the one with the mic in his hand, and you know it. Magnum condum. Yeah, damn right. This is the new Anun and Proof down lebertar show with the stugas. Gamble on by Draftkins. Gamble on by draftkins Don lebertard Is getting to his microphone real quick sorry about that. Thank you stugots. I appreciate it my apologies

I had to run out for a moment stugots. Did you eat something? I did I Can hear it in my mouth. Yeah, you made it seem like you were doing something urgent and said you were just I was doing something Urgent I went upstairs and grabbed some turkey, and then I ran back down here. I'm sorry that I'm late. It's very unprofessional. Why do you have an entire turkey like in your pocket? I do.

I walk around here like it's Disney world with one giant piece of turkey at all times. This is the Dan Lebatar show with the Stu Gats. This is an libertar show with a stugat. I don't know how to explain this to Greg Cody and Stugatz, exactly in ways that they would understand. But the internet I am told, because we are three old people, the internet has told me that I have beef with 21 Savage. I think I could say to either Stugatz or Greg Cody that his name is Savage 21 and they would not know the difference. But I don't want

to be having beef with 21 Savage. Do you guys know what is happening right now? This is an uncomfortable spot for me because I don't want beef with this man, but I'm offended by how I've been portrayed by him. And I think it's offensive. That's what he wants to savage. Or his people. What'd you do to him? I don't know what I did to him. We interviewed him on the show. I don't remember it being upsetting to him. I don't know what I did to him. We interviewed him on the show. I don't remember

it being upsetting to him, but next thing I know, I'm in a movie trailer that's cartoonishly ridiculous. It's something that mocks me and my father in a way that is wrong and deeply offensive, but really nailed Bermani Jones, like nailed it on Bermani. But with me, they have a problem. Suspiciously, no problem with Bermani Jones. Beautiful hair. But me, I'm pointing in aggressive, looks nothing like me. Oh, no, yeah. The pointing in aggressive,

did you watch the local pocket square looks a little similar? This was me during the local hour. Perhaps I looked like that. I was a little pointing and aggressive. But I am not that person. And I don't know the nature of the beef either because this is the first time hearing of it. At least do me the courtesy of bringing it to me

before you tell everybody that doesn't seem like how we do it. Beefs worked, right? You know what? You don't much permission to make fun of it. to me before you tell everybody that doesn't seem like how do it beef's worked right well you bring it you don't want permission to make fun of lightly tells you no you don't beef personally before you beef publicly or no no that's not the way it works yeah you think Aaron Rogers told Kimmel that he's gonna say what he said no you just said and the explosion happens and you enjoy it. Do you think it's B for flattery? I think it's racist. Whoa.

It's a good looking man. It was an option. Which one? The guy pointing at me is a good looking man. I don't look anything like that. No, he's a good mood again. Look at him. When you get the Hakeem Knicks laugh or Hicks, whatever his name is, Hakeem Knicks. He's going to enjoy it. It's the highest of honors, you're right.

It is, yes, I pray for that. There's always that five second pause, what are you gonna get? And then a chem-lapse, and it just like the joy washes over. It's fantastic. That's actually a fair confusion. There was an a-chem-hicks,

and then there's a-chem-nix. So I understand how you're talking about that. Thank you for that, Jeremy. Thank you. Welcome. That's good to know. You know your jacket's the same color as well as that handsome guy in the video.

And your shirt's unbuttoned a couple of times. Wasn't his as well. Could be a coincidence. Probably is. Big loose wristwatch as well. Huh. How about that? I'm just saying, how about that? It's up to you guys to answer.

Whoa. And now, really, it is time to take a trip down memory lane. Is that right? Here's your guy, Rick Cody, we're back in my day. Okay. All right. They really did guy, great buddy, we're back in my day. Okay, all right. They really did nail it on both of them. They did.

Minds races. My father's more cartoonishly racist. But, all right, here we go, briefcases. Ha, ha, ha. Where did they go? Growing up there with a natural appendage attached to well dressed businessmen everywhere, you wore a fedora with a sharp crease and a pipe clamped in your confident mall over a tweed Brooks

brother of the suit and you held the leather handle of a briefcase. The briefcase was the imprimitor of prestige and something of swirl and magic and mystery. You could guess and didn't care what was in the toolboxes and lunchpales carried by the blue collar set but the briefcase held secrets hinted sophistication conveyed importance. What's inside that sleek, classic latched attaché or more casual strap satchel being held with such non-shalants by that urbane conquistador striding with such an assured gate, probably important documents in there, or blueprints. Perhaps a high-level dossier, or files for the McGillicuddy account. If you were carrying a briefcase, you were

a man or woman on a mission, sailing along city streets like the prow of a ship, walking cock-shor as Tony Monero in the opening credits of Saturday Night Fever, and surely headed for a boardroom. Other pedestrians parted as you strode past, and in your wake said to themselves with an admiring nod, there goes a professional man. Now, someone's seen carrying a briefcase as about as common as a man wearing a Lincoln stove pipe or a woman in a Carmen Miranda fruit hat. The briefcase is on the endangered list headed for extinction. Now while you see her people sloughing slump shoulder from carrying slavvently backpacks,

the very lowest wrong on the luggage ladder, the only people who need to carry backpacks are students with textbooks in them, the original intended use, and folks are sending a trail on a hike. Why are you carrying a laptop in a backpack? That's beneath the laptop, demeaning. The laptop deserves to be in a briefcase nestled between the rim of sales figures and the legal briefs. Not only the rising scourge or backpacks, soft shoulder bags and totes of kill the briefcase. The trend to more casual workplace environments has too. So as technology is we're becoming increasingly paperless society. All of those

files once contained so regally in a briefcase may now be scrolled through on an iPhone. Save that staple of Americana, the briefcase before it's too late. Enjoy again the delight of that simple sound as those twin latches snap shut and then open to reveal who you are. I'm Greg Cody and that's how it was back in my day. Artfully done as always, it is why we like as always as we like to have it around here. Well, he doesn't do it always, but when he does do it, it is always artfully done. Here's one thing you guys don't seem to respect about Greg Cody, and I'm with him on this one,

because I think it is disrespectful. I think it's offensive to him that you don't understand because none of you could, how hard it is to write that, how long it takes, how much time must be taken to craft something like that. It's not easy to do weekly. He does it four times a week as a living for a newspaper where making him write columns, and he wants them respected when he reads them,

and we've been disrespecting them around here by cutting them off. I am articulating the source of your rage correctly, right? Yeah, somewhat. Yeah, Yeah. Thank you for that. Well, I mean, those are hard to do and writing funny is the hardest thing. You've got a book signing tonight. Books are hard to do. I haven't been able to summon the courage to write one of those. Super hard. You're alone with your thoughts. It's lonely and you want to take care of Ron McGill when you do it because he's tasked you with great care. Yes. On writing something for him and you take it as an honor.

Right. And that's that's what you guys are signing tonight. That's why you're going to get a monster crowd out there. Yeah. No, I have super respected being invited to write this book with Ron McGill and succeeding at it. I think the reception to has been very good. And that's gratifying to me.

It's something unlike anything I've ever done in my long checkered career and it's been it's been wonderful the the whole experience has been through how the checks I haven't gotten one yet wow you know I don't do I don't I don't do it for the money yes you do no I do not no I don't think you hold out to guys yes have we got past the tension? We're done. We can go back to the College Football game that Mike wants to talk about so much. Billy's happy for Michigan.

I can't hold it. Happy for Michigan. Wow. You guys are. You're not happy for Jim Harba? No. Why? Well, I want a national champion that

isn't, doesn't carry the baggage of scandal. Is that too much to ask? You guys are so carried baggage. You guys are so cute that you think everyone's so pure in college football. I don't think everyone's pure, but I think when you get caught to the extent Michigan was caught and your coach is suspended for the last three key games of the season

that something's wrong and that there's a little bit of an asterisk feel to this championship. But having said that, I'm glad Michigan finally has won something because I'm so sick and tired. Michigan and I would put Notre Dame in this category. Michigan and Notre Dame, for most of my adult life and I'm old, have been seen as these wonderful top five college mega programs. And finally, they won a championship. And before the one they they shared in nineteen ninety seven they hadn't once since nineteen forty eight yet they're preening around the country is this major mega program finally they have something to back it up

well they have this chimp's dream you want yesterday one they want to they want he wanted his school he's in the ring of honor for the cold so i think he's twenty two and twenty eight there like this is this you can make the argument that this is the only way we can do the dirty soiled love story in sports these days. Harba wins. Hooray!

Was it worth it? Everyone thinks you're a cheater. Yeah, it's worth it. He's gonna get his big contract. And the Harba's have conquered coaching. Mm-hmm. That family has done. Bella checks getting run out of the sport.

Who runs the game now? Harba's. Does Jim root against John now? It's like hey, this is my moment If the Ravens win it in a few weeks. It's like oh now. It's all it's the it's the John show again The job has a second Super Bowl, right? It's a fair point. Yeah, I would be rooting for my brother Mm-hmm. Do you guys know how crazy it is the Kelsey's turned a brotherhood in football Into the biggest podcast in America. I would not listen to a Harbob podcast if that's what you're trying to go down.

I would with their dad with their dad. It sounds like a knock about paper clips and plants and shit and milk. Who cares? Who could John Harbob date to skyrocket that thing up to the top? You know, Jim Harbob was this close to going to a Super Bowl with the Colts. Those are Hail Mary that was briefly caught in an AFC championship. Ray, yeah, that a great. He was called Captain Comeback. Deserves to be the ring of honor.

Hold on, I said, I'm lined paper. Mm-hmm. And then he punched Jim Kelly, broke his hand, was out for a season, and enabled them to draft Peyton Manning. I hope you guys do understand that what punched Jim Kelly? Yeah, we've recently done this. But yeah, Jim Harboh. I hope you guys do understand that what punched Jim Kelly. We've recently done this. But yeah, Jim Harbaugh.

Jim Harbaugh changed the course of professional football history when he took exception to something that Jim Kelly said when he was a member of the media. As a story goes, Jim Harbaugh punched out Jim Kelly, heard his hand in the process, was forced out for the season, cults were really bad, allowing them to draft Peyton Manning. A year after he was supposed to go to the Jets,

but he decided to come back to school when the Jets had the number one draft pick. Such a great story. Wow. All of it. In the ring of honor for the Colts, 22 and 28. 23 and 30, that's a fun. Oh no.

I got a raw, what happened? 23 and 30. You got the record raw. Damn it. Ring of honor. Still not very good. Wow. Overall point, kind of the same. I got it wrong. What happened 23 30 you got the record raw damn it ring I'm not very good. Wow overall point kind of the same but at a playoff run. I mean come on You can't get in the ring put it on the pole at Levitage show. Do you get in the ring of honor for a playoff front? Jimmy Johnson must have been like oh come on wins aren't a QB stat we know that Did he have beef with Ditka Harbaugh? I, he always had kind of contentious relationships with his quarterback.

Mike, if you want to actually get me interested in what's happening here, the Harbaugh is as leadership clinic for dominating football that John Lynch and the Shana hands want to dominate from over there, that Baltimore is better professional football than anybody, and that Harbaugh is better at college football than anybody, that's kind of crazy. That's Serena Williams and Venus Williams dominating a sport coming from the same boom crazy. Dude, we just kind of glossed over that they went head-to-head in a Super Bowl once. And it was a great game. The power went out. Jammer John. Yep. Classic sports-bang game we played that year.

I would love. Can we get some sports- bang video right now and just and just honor panic play it in the next segment please please please that's not how the show works