The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: You Have a Booger In Your Nose

Episode Date: November 30, 2023

Adnan Virk and David Samson join the show to discuss the Top 5 Ben Stiller movies as he turns 57 today. They also get into the recent Elon Musk comments telling advertisers who don't want to advertise on Twitter to "Go F*** Yourself." Then, Charlotte has been obsessed with The Golden Bachelor and has some scorching hot takes after Gerry was exposed as a fraud by an ex-girlfriend. This conversation takes a dive toward using pickup lines, confidence in farting, and old folks getting freaky. Plus, Charlotte and Jess bond over DVD extras, Weird Al takes out Spotify, and Amin and Dan believe Tropic Thunder was better than David and Adnan were willing to say. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Don Levertor Show with this 2-Guts Podcast. Oh, wait a minute. Were you guys supposed to go at 10.30? Yes. It's my fault. Check, check. What was your fault, Ed? And, man, was it that you guys supposed to go 10 30 is David? Yes, it's my fault. You can hear me now check check my What was your fault Ed? Man, was it that you were on mute or that you're late? What what what is I was not late big man?

No way I was pretty at 10 30 Danny. I pressed the mute button accidentally That is a user error. I was not late today. I was very early very prompt how dare you try to humiliate me my fault You were on time this time David Samson is always on time, but he also seems slightly pissed off today. It seems like he's agitated. Am I wrong about this? Am I misreading the situation? You look very serious.

Is it because we've kept you waiting 17 minutes? Is that what it is? Yeah, I've been sitting in this chair since 1027. I didn't have the Zoom room because my computer for whatever reason didn't have it, but Mike sent it to me and no one mentioned that you guys were running late. I would have been able to use the restroom. All right, David. Nothing personal is the name of the podcast. Nothing personal is also my explanation for what just happened to you. I'm sorry if you pissed yourself. That will also not be personal.

I want to get to top five Ben Stiller movies with you guys because today is Ben Stiller's 57th birthday. A happy birthday to him. I don't care. Good luck. But before we do that, I just want to get your thoughts on some Elon Musk video here. He's at a conference. That was AdNands's discussed you just heard

but here is adnan this was a world leader conference covered with a lot of serious stuff being talked about but the thing that everyone's talking about today is just Elon Musk doing this to the idea that Disney might pull advertising from x apology tour if you will this had been said online there was all of the criticism there There was advertisers leaving. We talked about a lot of anger today. I hope this is up. You hope, don't advertise.

You don't want them to advertise? No. What do you mean? If somebody's going to try to blackmail me with advertising, blackmail me with money, go f*** yourself. But go f*** yourself. But go f*** yourself. Is that clear?

I hope it is. Hey, Bob. You're in the audience. Well, let me ask you then. That's all I feel. Don't advertise. That hand was shaking as he grabbed that glass of water next to him. He's under some duress.

Sam, so what are your thoughts there? He's talking about Bob Eiger and he's talking about Disney and all the people and companies who are not giving X money the platform. And he was saying that if it goes bankrupt because of lack of advertising, the general public will come out on the side of Musk saying, we're going to boycott Disney because they should be advertising with X. I just thought that he seemed unhinged. I actually thought that it was not him. I sent that exact video to coca before tweeting it because I assumed that it was AI because

I can't believe that anyone would talk that way. And then love coca first off, good shout out to there. That's one thing I do like about nothing personal is their excellent producer Matt Koka. But with regards to the video, I mean, only Michael get this reference, but he's about three minutes away from looking like Mads Mikkelson. Like, it's hilarious. He's turned into a super villainy Elon Musk. And to David's point, I don't know if it's AI, I don't think it's him.

It's like Elon Musk who's now playing a character, but I think he's an absolute buffoon. And how about if you're watching a video of the lower thirds as anti-Semitism was not my intention, but then it turns into him telling Bob Biker to go have himself. So that is my intention. I am trying to tell a Disney CEO to go to hell. I think it's laughable. I won't buy a Tesla. How about that?

I'm looking for a new car right now, but I won't buy a Tesla. That's how strong my stance is against Elon Musk. And then hates Elon Musk so much. He will indeed kill the environment to spite him. David, your thought in general about a CEO of a company being that brazen about don't give me your money, go bleep yourself. It's not something I've seen before. Well, I think it's everybody's dream to have what they call FU money and must cause it.

And so he has the ability to do it. I just question why you would do it at that conference at that moment during that interview is the point that you're trying to get advertising revenue or are you changing the model to a subscription based revenue in which case you do tell the advertisers to f off. But in general, it's not great principle unless he's a step ahead in terms of his business and what his P&L looks like. Because right now, clearly, it's been a bad investment financially, but a really good investment for him

from a curating standpoint, because everybody now knows Elon Musk. Two things that I got from this was, number one, the false equivalency that pulling advertising is now blackmail, instead of just a reaction to a seemingly unhinged head was number one, the false equivalency that pulling advertising is now blackmail instead of just a reaction to a seemingly unhinged head of the company.

But also, why are you doing this? You think you're helping? And we do have a clip in which he actually says why he's doing it. So I will certainly not pander. And Justin, the only reason I'm here is because you are a friend Like what was my speaking fee? You're not making any

I'm Andrew but yeah, sorry, okay Second of all we know each other for a very long time. I'm talking That's unbelievable how fraudulent that is Your good friend. I'm here is because you're a good friend Jonathan my name's Andrew I think I like Elon more are you shitting me I think that what I just saw there is the better video from that conference the FU video is the one that's getting around that that's unbelievable

the only reason I'm here is because I'm such good friends with you Jonathan my name's Andrew. That's not what they're not, Pander. And Justin, the only reason I'm here is because you're a friend. Like what was my speaking fee? You're not making any, for example, I'm Andrew. But yeah. Shouldn't have corrected him, then. Should have let it keep going going and at the end of the

interview so listen we are such good friends we have spent so much time together it really pains me to tell you by the way my name is Andrew incorrect should have corrected and faster comedically to do something funnier than Ben Stiller has ever done in his career. My name is not Jonathan it is Andrew but let's do top five Ben Stiller movies. This one has some potential here. Let's see if they pick any movies from the last 15 years. Samson, get us started. Number five, dodgeball. Go ahead, dude. Am I allowed to still love Tropic Thunder?

I believe I am. I love the performance. I can still say, enjoy the movie, Soul Man as well. But we would not be made today, but Tropic Thunder at number four. Put it on the pole, Juju, please. Are you not a fan of movies if you did not laugh? Yes. Tropic dodgeball. Number three. Number three, a long came poly. please, are you not a fan of movies if you did not laugh? There's God's ball.

Number three, number three, a long came poly. This is not pandering to Hank Azaria. This is a movie that I've seen 20 times pandering to someone who has a bad stomach, someone who's a bit OCD and Brian Brown as the cameo of the guy is trying to get insured and of course, Phillips, Seymour Hoffman and iconic role for him, not an Oscar winning role, and Brian Brown as the cameo of the guy is trying to get insured and of course Philip Seymour Hoffman and iconic role for him, not an Oscar winning role, but that is a movie you can watch over and over. Twenty times is 19 times too many.

The only thing that's watchable is Philip Seymour Hoffman, my favorite actor is ever, we're gonna go, I sharded. Basketball suit also fantastic. Azaria, you didn't like Azaria, man. No, I like Azaria. It's okay, Azaria is worth one other watch. So 18 times too many times, you can watch it twice. Once for once for Azeria, once for Seymour Hoffman.

Number two. You lose your argument so quickly, Adnan. Someone says one thing and you change so quickly, it's crazy. I just love Hank. Number two, the secret life of Walter Mitty. What? So Walter Mitty is a character based on a book and the movie Ben Stiller plays someone who loses his mind

and he's find himself in these strange situations. There's a cameo by Sean Penn, where he explains that sometimes you should look at life not through the lens of a camera, very powerful, the end of that movie, very emotional. The day I'm perplexed by this choice so far. Pretty good list. I'm perplexed by those in secret life of ultimately is a great short story. And Ben Stiller's a terrific actor. This was not a good adaptation. I don't even think Ben Stiller. If you asked him,

honestly, would admit this was a good movie. A movie that he is proud of. A movie that's the second best of his ufra. The book is far superior than the movie. This is an outrageous choice by you. It's a pleasure. I close you out to the camera. My bad. I'm so sorry. I messed it up, guys.

Blame me, penalty box. Love the cunning him, Jersey. What a go-jjjju. You were saying, Samson? I don't know. Are we saying I was going to say number one while we're here? Go ahead. Keeping the faith.

Before you laugh, man. Do you hear the one about the rabbi the priest and the pretty girl? Yeah, I've been to say the premise of this funny. I remember the movie. I forgot most minutes Not very memorable Edward Norton. It's a good cast But this is the best penist other movie ever for you Ed Norton directed it. It's also my favorite Ed Norton movie So it's both Jenna Elfen. Jenna Elfen plays the best friend and they as children and it turns out that the rabbi falls in love with one of the best friends and the pre sort of also falls in love. But he's a priest and it is a story about three best friends when love happens, what happens? It actually

has a lot of important lessons. It's called keeping faith it's funny it's smart and any movie with and bankrupt that's a movie you need to watch you know the and bankrupt point is sailing but the rest of your argument is ridiculous that is a completely underwhelming movie i thought once it's completely forgettable and disposable that's a b-minus c-plus movie adnan seems legitimately pissed off and uh... a mean just stop taping oddball and ran into a studio that Mike Ryan didn't want him in in order to object to that as your number one movie.

Incredulously. Perkka some adnan now has two minutes to go through his top five. Number five adnan. Juju was raising his finger. He wants to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go ahead. Number five is reality bites. Damn you.

Ben still are directed at his stars at the great Ethan Hawke on my favorite actors. It's a phenomenal movie. Shaman, you say I'm not having reality bites. That's a great 90s movie. Gen X movie. Number five. Number four, my man, Wes Anderson, the Royal Tenant Bubs. Stiller shows his dramatic chops. Beautiful father and son story. How about the reconciliation him and Gene Hackman, also very funny him and his kids and the jumpsuits Ari and Ouzi. Number three, we can still both love it. Chopic Thunder.

I'm sorry, you're in on Ten of Boms. I love that movie, but you're a snob, you're list server. I love that we were your snob. What a thing to say. Number three, Chopic Thunder, Robert Downey Jr., can't go full. Well, we can't finish the full statement, but yes, you know, it's a great film. Number two, meet the parents.

Shame on you for not including a band-stealer classic, him and Denero together, are you kidding? And number one, how is this a, oh, not on your list? There's something about Mary, we got a bleeder. I mean, a man getting his testicles on his zipper, the dance sequence with a cat Cameron Diaz the hair gel Something about Mary is Ben Stiller at number one with a bullet put it on the pole jujube at Levitard show is

Zoolander a top five Ben Stiller movie of course because both of you didn't have Zoolander in the top five I find that shot star skiing hutch as well. No star skiing Zoolander in the top five, I find that. Shots. Starsky and Hutch as well. No, Starsky and Hutch is not a top five. That's not a wild. It is not top five. One great line though from Sarsky and Hutch in defensive Cody says, what do you want? Blond's are Bernets, he goes, I'll take Blond's because that's good. So I'll take anything.

That's great, man. Thank you guys. Star Skate. For that, we waited 17 fucking minutes. All right, to the bathroom see you later Samson. I'll go ahead Dujoo damn it. I just want to say while to me. It was a good movie got damn it shit salute the David Sands and get the hell out of here though. Y'all mean ass penalty box, dude you don't live a tart You got to know I'm a big a Colombo guy salute that boy. Okay, I don't think that's a columball guy salute that boy okay I don't think that's I don't think that's I think that's a lie I don't think that's absolute I don't think that is

evidence salute to that boy so it's it suggests Kim and Flaj it suggests that you do has no idea what we're talking about and now it's just Googling it still got I'm not Googling. My grandma was staying in the country. I watched the braids, I watched the Colombo, I watched Matt Lutton, I watched Andy Griffin. Yeah, I watched the Junko to the Pill in the Bust Dam. You don't have to go answer the Pill in the Bust. Don't judge me like a liar. You don't judge me like a liar.

Back to you Stu. This is the Don Leverto Show with the Stugots. our show with this Tougat! Look at the crowd we've got in here right now. We are bursting at the gills because Charlotte and Amin are now done with Oddball which you could catch every day rising in the charts like a lot of metal-arc properties. Although a challenger has emerged with an unnamed show about college football that hopefully we will have a name for soon, but Lucy is here as well. She came to replace Charlotte and I mean now she joins them and I'm glad that Charlotte is here because I wanted to talk to her about what I couldn't tell was on her face. Was she delighted or mortified when learning what she learned about the golden

bachelor? The golden bachelor, this show is wildly popular. It's a great idea that I did not think that the bachelor could keep evolving and I didn't think that I would be interested in old person romance, but the golden bachelor has captured America. This is an evolution of this show that has been very popular. Finding love, late, and life, even if it is a television contrivance, is something that somehow America has gotten behind, but this latest report, because we can't have nice things

about the Golden Bachelor being a creep. Yes, thank you. I've never been more excited to talk about something into a microphone in my life. I used to say- I think you saw it I think you sure. I think you sure. Who said, oh, that was Gary, the golden bachelor.

I love love. Yeah, so the golden bachelor, hold on. His name is spelled G-E-R-R-Y. And his, Gary. It's not Jerry. Gary. But pronounced in the Hollywood Reporter article, they phonetically, spelled GAI RY

It less that being a Gary so Gary he shows up. He's tan. He's a good-looking older man. Thank you And immediately I'm like I don't trust the sky. It's trance everybody You keep trying it. I do believe it's not Gary is handsome. I don't know how old is he because he is 72. He's a good looking sony to your son. But they're painting him to be this amazing, wonderful man that all these ladies would be lucky to end up with.

And I was like, I don't buy it. I do not. First of all, I think that this show is very mean to older people. And I do not buy that Gary is this innocent good gut. Because he'll be like, oh, my wife died and he'll start crying. And two seconds later, he's making out with three different wins. That's the game though. That's the game.

But what kind of person does it take to play that game? So everyone's like, oh no, no, no, no, Gary's a good guy. It's breaking his heart to have to break other people's hearts. An article comes out in the Hollywood reporter. Gary's whole thing was that his wife died and he hasn't been with anyone for six years he had a three-year relationship started a month after his wife died because he hit on a co-worker

who was fourteen years younger than he was well she moves to who is to live with him after he's like trying and he's using the lines on her. They saw text messages that he was using on women on the bachelor. She was like, I mean, every guy has his lines, right?

I mean, what are we doing? Yeah, but it's not usually my wife died and I haven't been with anybody for six years. What are your lines, Chris? That would be your line. I don't remember. No, that wasn't even the line. I go to bed thinking about you and I wake up thinking

about you, which like, okay, fine, generic enough. Big news. I feel like that was in Twilight. Like, that's just a, that's an eighth graders line. Yeah, so it's, so he's dating after he, he loses his wife. What's a good line? Your line should be better than that, if you're old.

What's a good, no, he's, I'm gonna say this, because all lines are bad. It all just comes down to, does she like you or not? And she likes you, if she likes you, she decides, oh, it's kind of cute and funny in a corny way. If she doesn't like you, it's ill. Get away from you with that corny line. I'm just looking for love.

A good line is, excuse me, ma'am. I'm so sorry, you look nice. You got a booger in your nose. I just wanted to tell you to get that. Now, I'm endearing, I just helped her out. And she want to get to know the key at your deed. Bat and the cave. She does have to have a booger in her nose for that to work.

No, she does not. Oh, she does not. And work that she does not well she does not show you got it i mean you got it oh my god oh my god you're on the some that's a terrible line but Charlotte has just been duped by look how happy she is you can lie in the life helpful about the booker yes it gives off the illusion of altruism uh... but and also weakens you immediately by making you insecure. You know who else isn't secure this woman after Gary so she moves She moves to be with him quits her job gets a new job immediately. He's like cool your half of the expenses

It's gonna be a thousand bucks. Nice. She negotiates it down to $850 Then they're packing to go to Gary's high school reunion and he looks at her and goes, you're going like that? Because she had gained 10 pounds since she got there. Oh no. Then she's, they break up. She's moving, she's trying to get her stuff out of the house,

slips on the ice, breaks her, like needs surgery on her ankle, Gary won't let her stay with him after the surgery and then won't, and like is helping her to her car on the surgery and then won't and like is helping her to her car on the ice in her walker and is like I'm so sorry this didn't work out. And then there are other women he's dated. This is one side of this is America's sweetheart. You're leaving out one of the worst parts. He also took her to watch an eye with football game.

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Gary screwed over so I'm just interested if they ask about it after the final rose they're not gonna ask no it's not that kind of show. This is great PR for them. I'm sorry. They'll not ask. They'll definitely ask. I think they'll be like, Gary, there's some sensitive stuff we have to address and he'll say, well, that was one person

inside of the story. And it's right. Sounds like EOR. She didn't break her ankle, sip it on ice. I feel like this story comes out for every bachelor season though. She broke her ankle. There's always dirt on the person. Everyone's always trying to go after the person. I don't like this story comes out for every bachelor season though. She broke right? There's always dirt on the person.

Everyone's always trying to go after the person. I don't like this. What does his name Gary? This Gary Slam? You're on Gary's side? You tell us your name, Gary. I hear one-sided story here. Here you go.

I think we just have to stop expecting people who find love on the bachelor to be normal, like, level-headed people. I think we should just assume if you're going on that show, there's probably some little wrong with you. Have those forgive my bachelor ignorance? Has any bachelor or bachelor at season finale that ends with a coupling? Have they ever stayed together?

Yeah, Tristan Ryan, the first ever bachelor at. Jordan Rogers, Aaron Rogers' brother, he won the bachelor at and they're still together. That was a long time I remember that three for 75 good got it yeah Kyle Irene numbers I imagine that that had to be hard from that had to be hard for the woman who he dated to watch all of it to

watch this beautiful person use the same tricks and lie insincerely on television or on a made for television love product. It must have been very difficult to the story on the show is that he hadn't dated anyone for six years, but he dated her a month after his wife's death. Kissed anyone after or there was one kiss he said in six years and then he but also he lied about what he did It says he was a restaurant tour. He sold his hamburger stand in 1885 Sorry, I got my show's mixed up He's 150 years old. Jerry Jones on

In 1985 and then had different jobs. He worked as a maintenance guy for a while or I've done a lot. Yeah, he's done a lot, but it just says it's a possibly a restaurant to simplify that to make it, you know, just a easy definitely. Okay, definitely. So maybe it wasn't lying. I'm a restaurant tour. The burger stand. Symantex. Kyle Lauer is shooting 45.7% from three Mike. What are you talking about? All right. It was an easy joke. I apologize to Calhara who's very clearly son.

I have a question, Charm. So what point in the season are we at? Like he there's three. The finale. Okay. There's two left. Oh, there's two left. But he's he's he loves all of them, right? Yes. He loves but he told them both that she was the one. No, no. And it's like there too. Mathematically, that's not possible. Put it on the pole, Jude. Can you tell both of them, she was the one. You are the two. One thing about the bachelor is they always, they use the carrot of hope of love. It's not even the person at a certain point.

I'm not there yet. They always talk about getting there. I'm almost there. I like you. But it's also like what they're selling really, what the prize is, it's not an engagement. It's like you found someone and then the aftermath of the show you're left to deal with

whoever that person is. But so like 25-year-old's leave the show and they're all crying and they're like, I'm never gonna find love and they're married four years later. 70-year-old's leave the show and they're like, I'm never gonna find love and you're like, oh my god.

I just hope their DMs are filled with lovely old men trying to take them out. Hello, Gertrude. My name is Ben. I would love to take you out on a lovely meal. Wait, Charlotte, I have another question. You have to go potty. I'm old.

Old people didn't really have to go potty. Hello, Gertrude. You have a booger in your nose. He told one of the contestants that he loved them like in front of her family and then eliminated her in the next round Right and it took until the Hollywood Reporter article for people to be like this guys We're not a stand-up gentleman. I want to say a whole time. I was like Gary's an f-boy. We're out on Gary So I don't trust Gary also Who among us who wants our ex is talking to the Hollywood Reporter man?

Put it on the pole Jews do you want you do you want your ex talking to the Hollywood reporter Dan put also on the pole are any 80 year old slipping into the DMs because I'm not I'm not sure is that a thing that's happening do you think that's you think 80 yearolds are active on social media? Yeah, most of them are between the ages of 61 and 72 on the show, I would say. They're not even that old. Perfect.

Yes, I do think that they're... I think they're sliding it. I think Susan, my favorite, oh, I love Susan. She's from Philly. She's made meatballs and a made her fart. It was the greatest moment of the show. She said she's been getting a lot of messages. So.

Yeah, put it on the poll as well, Giu, you should the meatball farder be getting a lot of messages at Levitar show. I'm not to conflate dating with venereal disease, but these senior communities are cesspool for VD. True. And they're active with sex. I just don't think that they're active with DMs.

I don't think that- They slip a lot just not into DMs. That's correct. That was my joke. Chris. I loved your work as Gary Chris. I also loved Juju Gertrude, an excellent old woman name. Like I would eat it.

There, there, if you have any other nominees on Juju as an old person flirting with an old woman. Yeah, so I was telling her, just Juju as an old person flirting with an old woman. Yes, I think you're telling her. Yes, Juju as an old person. Tell her to take a booger out of her nose. Juju, I don't understand why you think that's a good line. I think that that will incapacitate. Dan, you're out of the game.

I can show you how it was good. You're good. You did. It's a little too you, sis. I see you. Don Lebertard. Good. You did. You did. It's a little to you since I see you. Don Lebertard. It's been a lovely cruise.

Oh man, that's my outro. That's, you know, as my casket is being lowered, Jesus, you know, I've been cremated a week before, but we'll do the casket thing just for show. And as my casket is being lowered, well, we'll have the casket, yeah, it'll be, you know, just for show, we'll do the casket thing just for show. And as my casket is being lowered in. Well, we'll have to casket. Yeah, it'll be easy, you know.

Just for show, we're gonna do that. Well, what's the redundancy there? You know, I mean, we're gonna put on a public display. Yeah, naturally. Stugats, what do you do with the ashes? You're going to a lowly cruise. Exactly, maybe we'll throw them over my wife or throw them overboard.

I would assume. That she's making with her new husband. the will throw my wife will throw overboard i would assume the season but are show with this to that and and

we derailed into charlotte's obsession with golden with the golden bachelor i don't know christ you watch this alone do you watch this with your wife is it a is it a weekly thing you have not shown this kind of enthusiasm

for this television show. I'm learning right now how obsessed you are with this show. Is this a night you spend with your wife? No, I watch the old one, but I just like this guy Gary because of his voice. I love the woman and my dreams is in there. I just like mocking him. I honestly haven't watched this season.

Before we move on from Golden Bachelors, can you tell us about the interview where the lady ripped apart for like 10 seconds? Yeah, so they ran a best of at the women tell all. And one of it was behind the scenes footage where Sandra's sitting in that... So Sandra's like, doesn't dollar it. She ate a bunch of ice cream

and then she's sitting in the confessional and she goes, one sec, and just for longest time she lived up to she lifted up a cheek stairs directly into the camera my hero and it was I mean women were falling as Sandra was in bed for two days because she ate too much ice cream a Nancy I think sprained or fractured a bone playing playing pickleball. Dangerous game. They just, they were dropping like flies and I was like, this is a health risk. Like, you gotta sign your life away

if you're 60 plus going on the Golden Bachelor. The fart was endearing. I want to see the real them. Jessica, did you just shout? She's my hero because she lifted up a cheek and farted on television? On ABC, that's incredible content. And like, who among us, everyone with lactose intolerant eats ice cream anyways, right?

That's like the most human trait. And they did it because they were playing a game of never have I ever. And if you've done the thing, you had to eat a scoop of ice cream. Oh my God. And Sandra was a, she done some stuff. So she ate a lot of ice cream. What kind of stuff? Well, they were like, have you ever hooked up in a car? And then like, have you ever slept with a married man? She didn't say yes to

that one. April was a freak. Here's the thing. Have you ever hooked up in a car? That's the generation that exclusively hooked up in cars, right? Lovers Lane. Yeah. Lovers Lane. Yeah, like like very grease vibes on the corner of our line in 441. A meme came in here though, before we got derailed by golden bachelor stuff, he rushed in here because he was objecting to the Ben Stiller lists of both Adnan and David Samson so furiously. And what I didn't understand because you were hovering around Mike in a room filled with Mike's, but you didn't go to any of them and you just ran in and looked incredulous and then ran off, you didn't say anything?

Well, there's a couple of things I'm accomplishing with that, Dan. First of all, I knew the clock was short and I knew the ad-nand had to get to his list. So I knew me talking, even though I had a lot to add to the conversation, would be disruptive. Number two is, I'm always constantly trying to add value add to the YouTube audience. Yes, the listeners will love it.

We have Fort video. What? We've got brains in it. We'll learn a second. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. It's a nice step, brother. Second push. You were saying? With a head now. I mean, she's like, you're a top. That first stopped, and then she got a second one out. That was amazing.

And get to the little, like, yes, it's JoJo. Jessica, that is the appropriate reaction. The Sandra, we say. I wish to respect her more. Let's do it again. We got to do it again so we can all celebrate her. That was amazing. Second.

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You were saying, pin your head back! Hold on a second. You were saying. I can't play this enough, at least in part, at least in part, at least in part, because at the very end of that, that was not only aggressive. It was at the end more confident that I've ever seen a farder because her last look, the way she punctuates the fart with the very end of it,

with the end what? Look at how impressive I am. The end of it is the most impressive part. We'll learn a second. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Yeah. Mm-hmm. She came in extra with the eyes at the end. She looks like, you know, the meme from America's Got Talent of Diddy Staring at this dude, and they're not saying anything, and the dude at some point just kind of like, yes, I'm

doing this. That's how she looked like. Do you not find the length of that a bit startling? I don't think that I've ever farted like that for that length of time. That's an endurance. I don't believe you. What's your longest fart?

I was close to that, but that seemed, that seemed especially long. That's the look of an emotional tear as that she had on her face. She's been doing that for a long time, but you were saying a mean before we got derailed by golden bachelor fartery. What was I saying?

You were talking about Ben Stiller and your objections to add names to Sam's. Oh, yes, yes. So I knew the clock was short. Also, I like to add value to the YouTube audience with extra things that you couldn't hear. So you know, you go to YouTube. And you say, oh, wow.

I mean, was doing all these things that I didn't hear so you know you go to YouTube and you say oh wow I mean was doing all these things that I didn't hear listen to podcast so youtube.com slash Whatever our libertar show handle is at Levitard show there you go. I look man I mean there's a couple I understand but at Levitard show is easiest because it's uniform throughout our social channels awesome the Sincereity I love it panels awesome the sincerity i love it the stiller movie first of all their cowards both of them are cowards

because they know tropic thunder's number one they know omitting it would be to cowardly so they put it lower on the law for three it's one it's one and not even could not something about maria's slapstick comedy which I would argue is more offensive than Tropic Thunder, but it's just it doesn't have the stigma because Tropic Thunder has the easy thing to be offended about

Tropic Thunder the blackface was Making a joke about blackface. It's not just doing blackface with blackface Whereas the mentally challenged character in there's something about Mary, it's just, ha ha ha, look at the mentally challenged character. It is base level humor where a strawberry thunder was actually elevated, but we have this whole, oh my god, strawberry thunder thing going on, so they were too scared to put it number one. It's a great movie. And it's excellent. It's a great movie that holds up. I don't know that I would put it number one

I put it close to number one. What other objections did you have though to the lists? Well Chris said it during the segment Zoolander just being absent completely absent. That's that's shocking to me Zoolander didn't do well in the box office I believe because it was like a 9-11 release it app it either released a week of 9-11 or like a couple weeks later. So people weren't in a movie going mode. The a bygone era of video releases actually breathing life in the film franchises. Yes, something that doesn't exist anymore

in a lot of Hollywood people bemoan that. The idea that you used to make a movie and it would do whatever it did in the theater, but then you'd make your money up on selling the physical copies of vhs and dvd's well because of streaming now nobody really buys this stuff as much anymore so the smaller independent movies that aren't expected to do well in the theater can't have a second life becoming a cult classic what's weird is the television industry is actually gotten that for the first time where things like suits become massive because of streamers and they're constantly in the top 10 that

all of a sudden people realize, oh, there's more money to be had here. And then you have a reimagining or reboot of suits several years after it's run. Well, I think the crazy thing there is how are the residuals calculated for that, right? For is that kind of syndication in the same way that, you know, watching suits, for example, if not UPN, that doesn't exist anymore. But like if CW decided to run suits, could you still get the same kind of leaks or residuals? You know what I miss? I miss the DVDs coming out and I miss the extras.

I watched every extra on rat race like 40 times. Rat race. You've seen rat race. Yeah, great movie. Really? That was like one of the only DVDs my family. What is, what is going on? First back hose. Then rat, this is weird. This is France.

What was your favorite character in rat race? Mr. Bean. The cuter one. Then somebody, he's married to a jewelry designer, I believe. What was your favorite character in right race, Mr. Bean? The cuter one. Then somebody, he's married to a jewelry designer, no, I believe. Rowan Atkinson's always Mr. Bean. No matter what, or black atter. I'll give him black atter. They also forgot heartbreak key.

I feel like that should have been on somebody's list. That's what he has moved. That was, by the way, that's the movie that has the greatest lying ever. Ben Stiller's character, who I don't think if you watch the movie that has the greatest lying ever. Ben Stiller's character, who I don't think if you watched the movie, he'd walk away and say, that guy's a, like, he's a habitual liar. But in that movie, he tells several magnificent lies

without missing a beat, including one where he's gone out, he's on his honeymoon, this is the plop, he's on his honeymoon, and he realizes on his honeymoon, I think I've made a terrible mistake. And while he's on his honeymoon, he also meets another girl who seems to be much more simpatico with him. And so he goes out on a date with the other girl

while his fiance is in the room sunburn. And when he comes back, she's like, where were you all day? And he talks about going golfing with Patagonia representatives including one guy named Sixtho because he come out ever since he got frostbite and the toes on the outsides fell off. So now he's got six toes, but here's the funny thing, helps his golf game. And all of this is just one continuous long line.

So he's asking him expository questions. He has a lie ready for every single moment. It is a fantastic feeling. It's the best way to lie with a whole lot of details. It's why I'm so disappointed that Stugots hasn't gotten better at lying over the years because all you have to do is keep giving good details, but he's gotten lazy about even that. I'm going to seize on the residual conversation because I saw a video online that I want

to play for you in the audience. Everyone's doing their Spotify on rap. We talked about this a little bit yesterday and we were at Al Yankovic actually took the opportunity to talk about Spotify on Rapp and it kind of ties in to residuals. Hey how you doing? Al here. Look I'll make this really quick I just want to thank you all for your amazing support. It's my understanding that I had over 80 million streams on Spotify this year. So if I'm doing the math right, that means I earned $12. So, you know, I'd enough to get myself a nice sandwich at a restaurant.

So from the bottom of my heart, thanks for your support and thanks for the sandwich. Yeah, an amazing pioneer, that guy. Oh man, I love Weirdo. First of all, 80 million streams, at least 17 million this guy right here Especially with the kids in the car. Oh man. That's a guy who loves a long fart joke I've seen our Spotify numbers on these unwrapped and it's always flattering and then I've seen their charts and something's going on over there No, nothing's going on. It's just nothing's going on over there. Nothing's going on. Nothing's going on. It's just, and one of the things,

because we're always accused of gaming numbers, because we're volume shooters and actually work a lot more than most people out there, is just a lot of this criticism comes from people that actually work for Spotify. No. It's just, you know, it's making wild out of how successful these Spotify properties are.

Well, you know, I tend to think that Spotify is the best platform. I don't know why people use, although I don't Apple podcast and I know Spotify. That's where you do it. That's what you listen to your podcasts. It's especially Cinephal. That's the podcast for Zach Harper and I watch movies

that are poorly rated on Ron Tomatoes and try to ask you 10 minutes. Don't go. Actually, it's in phone calls. Please stick to the seven-dig numbers you used you weird out now My personal favorite is the eBay song you ever heard that one oh you've never heard eBay Oh my god, he takes backstreet boys. I want it that way and remixes it to be about you realize we're on the air I know I mean I was doing a thing as you got me off

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