The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: A Dish Best Served Cold

Episode Date: June 17, 2024

We kick things off with Stugotz's Weekend Observations including a Draisaitl jungle, Top 5 Cups, a lie about Roy, the dash before the derby, and Top 5 Athletes Whose Names Connote Things We Do On Father's Day. Then, a soccer player died, came back to life and scored a goal, but Stugotz still doesn't care about the sport, so Billy and Jess continue their plot to ruin Tom Brady's future Hall of Fame induction. Also, you have to hear Snoop Dogg and Paul O'Neil discussing Elly De La Cruz. Plus, Roy joins us after finally landing back in South Florida following his epic adventure to watch the Panthers get blown out in historic fashion in Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Final. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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That's betterHELP.com. This is the Dan Leventor Show with the StuGuts Podcast. podcast. It is time for Stu Guts to share his game notes. No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my boys, Stu. Weekend observations brought to you by Miller Lite. Great taste, just 96 calories available for delivery. Din, he flew just north of 3,000 miles with the hopes of seeing his team lift the cup on foreign soil. And not only did

he not see his team win, he saw them get pummeled into the ground by a final score of eight to one. For context, for every 375 miles he flew there, he saw a goal against him. So you could say he got his money's worth. And after a 16-hour return flight that had multiple long layovers. Dan, make no mistake about it, I just received confirmation that Roy Bellamy is back.

Can you guys get him on the Zoom, please? Get him on the Zoom so I could just look into his sad eyes and make fun of him. I mean, he missed father's day. That's unbelievable. He loves his daughter so much. Eight goals. Amazing.

It's the opposite of what he went there for in like the most opposite of ways. I regretted going to the arena for the game and then I was sitting there and I'm like I could be Roy. Did you leave early? Did you leave at five one? I'm telling you the entire arena for the game. And then I was sitting there, I'm like, I could be Roy. Did you leave early? Did you leave at five one? I'm telling you, the entire arena left after the second period.

I was like, let's leave and beat traffic. Traffic was awful getting out of there because everyone- Cheaters never prosper. Dan, close your eyes. Imagine you have a 24 year old daughter. She comes home for the weekend. She's excited to introduce you to her new boyfriend. And the new boyfriend is Bill Belichick. I throw the challenge flag.

Dan, you know what the B in Bill Belichick stands for? Baby. Oh, no. I thought he didn't connect with today's players at 48 years a 48 year age gap. Excuse me would love to be a fly on the wall for one of their conversations. Seriously, Bill must have impressed her with his two minute drill. Oh, God don't even know if I wrote that. Who wrote

this? Honestly, if you are Bill Belichick, how do you look the father in the eyes or the grandfather? Anyone? Freezy. Hmm. The winner of the U.S. Open was Pinehurst number two. The back nine on Sunday of a major. A classic game of who wants it less. Spent the entire weekend cheering for Bryson DeChambeau. So I wouldn't have to say Rory McElroy today. Did I get it right? No.

It's Macklemore. Man. I miss when you would put on a Nebraska game and you knew there would always be a Martinez at quarterback. It was like three years, and then he played about seven years at Kansas. I don't understand how there was a Martinez running around out there for about 14 college football regular season

UFL MVP and UFL championship game MVP Big-time excellence Adrian Martinez and Tom Brady It took four games, but Oilers welcome to the Stanley Cup finals now do it in sunrise It's a final not finals. I like to say finals tomato tomato tomato tomatoes. It's a good one. If you're ever watching hockey and wondering which one Connor McDavid is he's the one moving at three times the speed. Are we going to do that billboard? I don't know. I approve. They open the door because they drew first blood.

But they actually don't really have rats, which I didn't know. I didn't know that either. Alberta. Can we wait till we win it, please? It's funny or is it an inside joke to do it now? How about a billboard that says, according to the internet, you have 31 rats as of 2023. Community note to their billboard. The billboards can't be that expensive in a remote spot in Edmonton.

Let's put up a second one that says, according to the internet, you have 31 rats. And you know it. It's also like the most Canadian of trash talk. You get angry, wait, We wait you do have rats No, I have to be My one free no they have to be in Edmonton. No one's buying billboards right now Digital billboards actually it's just cracked open the door billboards actually a big year last year get out of here biggest ever billboards.com

How do you fall for your own gang? I know. I'm just playing along. Doing a show here. Celtics, warning you right now, do not let that series go back to Dallas. I've just been informed Roy's still in the air, that Stugats was lying.

We can't get him on this show. Bad information. He just wanted to do the- How'd you know, he's got green text. Roy Bellamy is back. The end just like that wouldn't have really landed. If he was like, just like that, oh he's still in the air always thought he was lying. He's lying. Well, that's what I did I'm gonna need his flight number drew holiday glue guy

More like glue holiday last week. He was in minus 30. I don't care For they're down 3-1. It was the biggest plus minus minus there's ever been in the sport. They're up 3-1! It was the biggest plus minus minus there's ever been in the sport. They're up 3-1! Last week, Dan seemed to be a bit confused about whether or not Adrian Wojnarowski... Oh Jesus Christ Almighty. Good God. Wojnarowski still considered him a friend. Why wouldn't you just go Woj there?

Allow me to clear up any confusion. Why wouldn't you just go Woj? Woj. Dan, you know what the A in Adrian stands for? Stands for ain't your friend. If taking a victory lap means I have to run, I'd rather be wrong. Ha ha! He's in not great shape.

We've got two people here today who are hurting. Chris, throughout his back, just sitting at the dining room table, threw it out, yelled, ah! And his wife said, what's wrong? And he couldn't even answer, because he was in such pain. He said it had never happened that way before, and Stugatsiis back is also hurting

He's gotten up every break and buttoned his jeans that he has to keep loosening because they're too tight I played a set of tennis and I saw Adam Webb played Rachel Seven five I won, but she took me I mean deep into the set And you're hurting today, you're not you're not doing well you played a single set of tennis Have you considered telling your body not today? No anyone Dude, you're struggling at the start of these anyone else sing the Bill Seidel song anytime an announcer says dry Seidel

Oh, yeah, dry side. Oh gonna save ya. I do it every single I can't start a sentence. Panthers with an opportunity to win the cup at home in honor of the Stanley Cup, top five cups, OLI, good old cup of Joe, Styrofoam cup, Ryder cup. A cup of Chowder. Number five.

Cup of noodles. Number four. Cooper cup. Number three. Reese's peanut Butter Cup. Number two, Lord Stanley's Cup. Number one, Red Solo Cup. I fill you up.

Proceed to party. Yeah, thank you. Scotty Scheffler, do it at Pinehurst. Scotty Scheffler, Tiger Woods, you are not. Listen, Pinehurst number two, to give you an idea of how difficult that course is, I played that course when I was

good at golf and on the first hole, the caddy told me not to aim at the pin on my second shot. I was 120 away. I laughed at him. I said, I didn't come to Pinehurst to not hunt for pins. He said, all right, do what you want. I went right at the pin. Best pitching wedge I've ever hit.

I thought it was in the hole. It rolled 30 feet off the green. He had the last laugh. Stunning that someone would be more of an expert than you, but you would think you would know better. He laughed at me. Headline. Todd Bowles believes Bucks 2024 draftees comprise one of the smartest rookie classes he's had. June. I mean who's gonna say otherwise and how does he know? Seriously. Hearing God save the king before the England game instead of God save the Queen felt wrong. Did you feel it? You getting mad at June football headlines?

I mean is something that's always giving the smartest rap class June football headlines as if you don't love your Football information whenever it is you can get it. That's true Anyway Zack Wheeler had given up for home runs in a star had never given given up. In his career before Sunday versus the Orioles. Thank you, Chris. You of course know what they say, right, Dan? First time for everything, Wheeler gave up eight runs. Some would say the wheels fell off.

Speaking of wheels, Ellie De La Cruz scored from second on a pickoff attempt. If baseball was smart before the home run derby, as a little appetizer, they would have a 100 meter dash. Ellie de la Cruz versus Bobby Witt versus Pete Crow Armstrong, PCA, the dash before the derby. You're welcome. That's a good idea. I mean, Dan, that's a good idea. I like watching Dela Cruz run. Yes, he puts a lot of pressure on people. So, yes, if you

allow me to watch him run in any circumstance, I would like to do that. He says it's his favorite part of the game. Just running. How about PCA? Not what I think of with baseball. PCA? I'd be fine with just LA. I don't know who PCA is. Oh, they wrote that one for you? Yeah, Taylor. Love watching an infield turn, a good double play, turn in two, the old six, four, three.

I mean, come on. It's like hitting notes when they do it right. Is it not? You don't miss it? No. It's just a double play. Like, what do you, I don't know what you're doing there. Here come the Mets.

They stink. They've won five straights. We'll take it. Bet the Padres and all of those. Did you? the Classic Bryson. Rory McElroy was $4.96 for $4.96 putting inside three feet this season before his miss on 16. He was due. It hurt. It did. Bryson also salts his balls. He does. watching Rory McElroy at Bryson DeChambeau exchange bogeys during the back nine felt like nobody wanted to win you know what the M in Rory McElroy stands for missed a pot and then missed another putt or McElroy with Bryson winning big weekend for live golf also although choked, Rory McElroy called off his divorce.

So a big weekend for love. Reminds me of the sign in my office. Liv Love Golf. How do they spell Liv? L-I-V-E. Why do you salt your bowls? Like, what is the effect of that? What good does it do?

He has his cat, he salt his bowls in Epsom salt. Gets out the microplastics. Yeez. That's it. The crowd singing Oh Canada gets me every time. Connor McDavid, do me a favor. Score a meaningful goal. Thanks.

Meaningful goal should be a stat. M a meaningful goal. Thanks. Meaningful goal should be a stat. MGs. You're welcome. In honor of Father's Day. They do track game winning goals. Top five things that can note things you do on Father's Day. OLI. Bob Huggins. Huggy Bear. So athletes whose names can note things that we do on Father's Day. Yep.

Number five, Tim Couch. Number four, Sleepy Floyd. Number three, Don Van Nata. Nata, nothing. Number two, Nap LeJoy. French. But what is what? Nap.

Oh, Nap. I thought you said Matt. LeJoy. Number one. Is that like an 1800s baseball player? Hall of Famer, I believe. Old Nappy. Careful. Sorry about believe. Old Nappy. Careful. Sorry about that. Old Nap.

Number 1, Norm Chow. Thank you, Mike. What am I doing? As it was coming out, I was thinking... As it was coming out, I was thinking. Oh boy. Anyway, where was I? Just struggling to pronounce things. Thinking back on it, for somebody who didn't want to say Rory McElroy today, I've sure said it a lot.

McElroy. I mean, I'm telling you, this is the worst case scenario. If he had won, I wouldn't say it as much. It choked. Renell Blanco had a no-hitter through seven and was pulled after 96 pitches. I remember when a no-hitter used to mean something, when a pitch count didn't matter.

If you had a no-hitter, you were going for a no no. If I have a no hitter going, there isn't a chance in hell I'm coming out of that game. Speaking of hell or Pryles, Dan, those are the weekend observations. You lied about Roy. You lied. I had to. Stu Gatz here.

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Scott Hattaberg. A lot of walks. Stugats. A lot of walks, but I'm on base. When it comes to sex. A lot of foul tips. Other, other other dudes they can be giambi they you know your role you play I know my role this is the down libertar show with his two guards he was dead and he scored yesterday he was he was dead and And he scored yesterday. He was he was dead. And he returned to the same competition, I think three years after the day, and he scored. I just got a note from Roy just landed probably in 10.

So Roy will be. Hopefully, Roy will be joining the Zoom in 10 minutes for our post. Are you not listening to what Mike is saying there? You're so busy moving ahead You're so busy pressing the gas on our show that you're not listening to what Mike said because Roy is about to land and we'll Die he died Rinaldi did a piece on it before the game and because of Rinaldi's piece. I'm like that guy's gonna score And now he scored plenty of goals since he died for club and country.

But to do it in the exact same competition that you remember watching him die on the pitch. That, is that, okay, you're just not, you're never going to come to this sport. Wait, to clear something up, Renaldi wrote that the guy was going to die before he died in the game? No, Renaldi did a piece before yesterday's game Yeah, he did a piece and he got the whole Rinaldi treatment and they talked about hey just I know that this happens all the time Apparently and you guys forget all the people that have died on the pitch during the Euros Let me remind you that this happened like three years ago It was a very scary moment and he's been playing, and this is his first time back at the Euros,

and what does he do? He scores a goal after dying, and we spent 16 minutes on Aaron Rodgers. To clear another thing up, does the inflatable stage look like a stage? It just has air in it, or does it look like a bounce house? I think it has to be like we trick them. We trick them into thinking nothing's up.

Because I mean he's obviously gonna be the last speech of the day, right? Like they're gonna make him the centerpiece of that Hall of Fame ceremony. He should be the only speech of the day. Bounce houses are tough to walk in. Well they look round too, like really the sharp edges is what I'm worried about and then like,

don't the Hall of Famers sit on folding chairs on the stage? So everyone's going to be on this inflatable stage or maybe do we have like? I don't think they sit on the stage, do they? No, usually. At the regular Hall of Famers. No, they sit side stage on a platform. They do, they actually do, yes. So do we want just like the area where the podium is

to deflate and then maybe that goes down or like the whole thing? Cause like if there's a rug involved or a carpet on the stage, then like a portion of the stage can be inflatable, right? And then that's covered with a carpet and then he kind of just falls. So Stugats's point, if they do clear the floor for Brady

and make him the only speech of the day, then we don't have to worry about the other inductees and broken hips, et cetera. But what is Stugats saying? They're all on the stage. The Hall of Famers are on the stage. Well, no, I'm saying two different things. The Brady class should just be Brady. He should be the only one who makes the Hall of Fame.

Okay, this is the way you're doing it, not the way it's actually done. No, I was just making a point. We are producing it. Yes, right, exactly. We make the rules. Oh, you're right, you're right. That's true.

We'll just tell them to sit in the front row. It is weird. We're doing something different this year. We're in charge. That we can't execute much of anything. We can't execute a billboard. We can't execute a billboard. We can't execute the simplest things, but now she has some sort of espionage thing

where we're playing music and tricking the Hall of Fame people into ultimate access. We also have five years. That embarrassed Tom Brady. We have five years to get there, because he's gonna come back this year. For now, we think, we think, right. Well, because he's gonna come back this year,

that resets the clock. This works to our advantage. There seems to be a stage on top of the stage. Huh, like a riser? There's like a big stage, and then like the Hall of Famers are on that stage, right? And then there's like a secondary smaller stage on top of said stage where the person

who's speaking stands on. Scientists have found seven structures around stars that are believed to be alien energy suckers. Wow. What? Dyson spheres. And we talked for 16. I used one of those for my hair.

Someone sent it, we're still not sure who. I said Dyson spheres before the show started and someone thought I was talking about a four star outside linebacker. It was me. Where are we on the ticket price also now that we're just kind of clearing things up? Ticket price I haven't seen that. I think it's still 1900 a gummy and six hats, right? No, it's 1905 and ten hats or I could go back to 1902 in the gummy

I think I'm leaning there so far if I'm being honest But neither of them are gonna work and now isn't gonna go for either of these things. They got another day though Yeah, I think the point Dan, is revenge for all the people that Tom Brady humiliated over his decades playing football. Like, we're all going to be praising him. He's going to be, oh, he's a great color commentary. Oh, he's the best of all time. Oh, now he's in the Hall of Fame.

Oh, my god, we love Tom Brady. And then everyone gets their revenge because we created an inflatable stage. And we're like, ha ha, remembered to Flakegate. Did you think I didn't understand what you were posing? We found the Dyson spheres just a day after Harvard researchers published a study that ventured to say that aliens are amongst us disguised as humans.

Yeah, and we talked for 16 minutes about Aaron Rodgers. I have an added good idea to this idea, Jess, if you will. So there's like a dinner or a party attached to the Hall of Fame ceremony, right? Yes. Okay, so then Tom Brady goes, I don't know what it is. Oh my God, wait, we give him a strawberry? Well, no, hold on, is he allergic?

I wasn't thinking that. He's never had one. That's crazy. Max Crosby saw a UFO in his flight back from Miami. Okay, how about this? So, is it, Priestegots, you've been to this, is it before or after the ceremony? The dinner is the night before.

Okay, so we kind of kick off the festivities with this dinner, and it almost is like a bait and switch situation where he gets confused. So he sits down for the dinner, they take off the silver thing or whatever on the plate. Close. He goes to cut into the thing, it's like a steak or whatever it is that he's allowed to eat,

something that's nice and warm. He takes a bite into it thing, it's like a steak or whatever it is that he's allowed to eat. Something that's nice and warm. He takes a bite into it and he's like, whew, this is ice cold. And he thinks that it's just like a weird thing. But in reality, that's kind of setting up for the whole revenge theme of the weekend. Because as we all know, revenge is a dish best served cold. I don't get, like your whole vibe right now, Dan,

like you're the guy who wants a billboard that says Josh Allen has a stupid face in Buffalo, and yet like this is too dumb of an idea for you. One is one we could do and the other one's not. Like that's the planning though. I mean. You do have again five years after he comes back start a company in five years look what you've done with three seriously I don't like this mentality that Christian Erickson

came back and scored oh we can't do this we can't do that yeah we can do whatever the we want isn't this your company yeah it is my company so don't put limits on what you're capable of back reach for the stars that more than likely have an alien ship around it sucking all its energy. Let me play for the people what charisma in the broadcast booth sounds like when you're dealing with Snoop Dogg and Ellie Delacruz. I came in where the players come in at because I'm a player. Get up in there.

Oh he's safe. He can't throw that. He ain't got no arm like that. No he doesn't. He does though. No he don't. Oh he does. Who is that with that rocket got no like that no he does though. No, we don't Tell me daily crew with a howitzer. He got a rocket in his pocket How he made it It is one of the great things in sports to be awed by discovery

I don't know what Paul O'Neill's problem is with Dela Cruz's name he doesn't have a problem it's great let's hear what we've got here and I was looking at those names around it and he's right behind Ellie did a cool Ella did the cruise huh that's a tough one you gotta get you gotta get to God's trying to say woe's name and you gotta put it you gotta put it next to Paul O'Neill trying to Say Ella Ella dela Cruz's name, but I got dela Cruz's name right several times during that I want to hear this again Yeah, shocker to everyone I was looking at those names around it and

He's right behind Ella did a Ella did the cruise huh? and Ellie did a cruise, huh? That's a tough one. I feel like the de la is like the easiest part of that. No, but this is what happened. I recognize it. He had no confidence right before he started and he started to rush through the Ellie.

Yes. Just trying to get through it. Yes, listen to it. He doesn't have confidence and it's like a mean and American ninja warrior. And I was looking up those names around it and he's right behind. LA did a lot of the pause crews.

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How do people always go missing in the mountains? Don't go to the mountains. And by the way, I don't want to bring racism. This is the most white people thing ever. Going missing in the middle of the mountains. It's the strangest thing. You go by yourself, you don't take a radio, you don't want to bring racism. This is the most white people thing ever going missing in the middle of the mountains It's the strangest thing you go by yourself. You don't take a radio. You don't take a phone You're missing for four days and they find you like ten years later covered in snow and it's like don't go by yourself If you're gonna go on a trail, don't go by yourself Stugats put it on the pole. Is it the whitest person thing ever?

I believe is what you called it going into the woods by yourself is going into the woods by yourself. I can't disagree with that. I mean, so so black people don't camp. Yeah, black people don't hike. They don't camp. They don't go out into the woods. This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats. Roy popped up on the zoom and Jessica, as soon as she saw his sad face, she just sort of moaned and feeling just genuine and great pity for Roy having flown 2,500 miles to Edmonton to see his favorite team

ever in all of sports allow eight goals and Bobrovsky allowed five goals on 16 shots and they they benched him and and just Roy joins us now from around the airport from near the airport. Roy, just tell me about your last few days and we'll get into what the experience was in the arena. But what have your last few days been like that Jessica is seeing your face and clearly pitying you with a great deal of, I don't know whether it's sadness

or several realms beyond that, well into grief. I'm feeling great, Dan. It's a spectacular day. I'm back home. But for the past three days, I've been on six planes. I went through four layovers. The first day I went through two layovers, each of them five hours.

The first day of travel was 16 hours long. The trip back home was a lot better. But I've been on a plane since midnight earlier this morning. So I'm kind of tired and I'm in dire need of a toothbrush right now. So I got no no no. Roy, where were your layovers? Tell us your flight path. Going up to Edmonton, I was in Houston and Denver and coming back home. I was in Toronto and Montreal.

So it's a international fuel, the, to say the least. Okay. That doesn't seem like a very direct flight. I, what did you learn about Edmonton? Oh, it's a beautiful place. Uh, it's a tiny quiet town except for after all those games. I mean, they won their first Stanley Cup final game in 18 years. And it was, it seemed like they tied the series.

It went after the game, but the down three won. But it was, it was pandemonium outside. Once we walked outside, there's a whole bunch of cars just blowing their horns. It was like the pots and pans of Cullivan out there in Canada. So yeah, it was, it was wild. It was a wild scene after the game. Any rats? Uh, I did not see any rats.

It's only 31 of them. So, yeah, yeah. Well, there was no actual rats. There were no plastic rats. So yeah, I didn't see any. What did you do for father's Day yesterday in Edmonton? I drank. That's pretty much it.

It's your day. Yeah, it is your day. You deserve this, kid. Roy, I have a hockey question for you since you're the center to cover the game. And you know, we're just kind of wasting your time here with nonsense questions. So there's been some talk about,

or at the office in these parts, the Panthers have not looked good on the power play, correct? I mean, yeah, they haven't looked good so far, yeah. There's been some talk, the Panthers have looked better five on five, so some people are saying here, there should be an option to decline a penalty and a power play where they're playing better

because they seem to be at a disadvantage when they have the actual advantage. Yeah. Yeah, they're never gonna decline a power play. Thank you, Roy. Can they? I'm glad, Billy, that you took it away from the silly questions into the really good

hockey questions. Talkin' some puck here, yeah. Can you decline? Can you decline, though? Roy. You can in football. You probably can. Yeah, I've never seen that in the history

Put it on the pole, please do you at Levitard show? Can you decline the man advantage on the power play? We're good five on five Roy. I have another question for you That's even more important should Chris Cody sell his wife's ticket to game five for $1900 and 10 custom hats and a gummy. No, that's not the offer. I think it's 1910 hats, 1902 and a gummy. Yeah, they're separate. The gummies and the hats are separate.

Should he take either of these offers or none of them? Is it Sativa? For his wife's ticket, it's either $1,900 and two dollars and one gummy or $1905 and 10 custom hats I would say that if you could sell those custom hats and keep the gummies with the money then I would probably take that deal Again, they're two different offers. I know you've been flying a lot They're two different you can't have the hats and the gummy You have to choose one of them. Just the hats or the gummy. And again, one of the offers, the one with the ten hats is

$1905. The other one is $1902 and a gummy, a single gummy. Mm-hmm. How many milligrams? Oh man. 40. Tick tick. 40? Take your wife to the game is the answer. It's hardly an option. Are you endorsing, are you behind Metal Arc Media possibly putting up a billboard in Edmonton that reads Greg Cody was right? Yeah.

Okay. I'm endorsing that, yeah. That'd be hysterical. Before the series ends though, that he was right while it's three one, but the series hasn't yet ended. ended yeah I would say that would be basically the synopsis of this company throughout the past few years so yeah I say put up the put up the bill he's a leading scorer in the series what are we what are we doing he's got seven

points he's down 3-1 right yeah are, are you scared? Are you scared yet? No, he's not scared. No, no. A little scared. You're one loss away from going back to Edmonton. You're not scared. If anything can scare you, Roy, it's the fact that they, you know, their, their structure got broken down. And I know it was a by-product of having to chase the game. But if you look at the history of teams that have lost by that much in the Stanley cup final, you're not going to find winners.

No, but I mean, they, his entire breakdown, everything that was the antithesis of the entire season. That was the complete opposite of Panthers hockey. And I expect them to come back and actually do better. It's looking like Ryan Longberg is going to be in the lineup for game five. It's going to replace Steven Lawrence. He's going to provide a lot of energy on the fourth line. So I think that potential. I think that the Panthers. It's not Ryan Longberg's been playing pretty well throughout the entire playoffs and the time that he's had.

So I think the Panthers are going to get back to the game and establish a four check early. I probably end up going first. And they'll take over the game from there. and establish a foretrip early. They'll probably end up scoring first off and they'll take over the game from there. Roy, any regrets to your tweet about your bag being packed to go to Edmonton? Cause I feel like the Panthers have been outscored

something like 11 to one since that tweet. No. Okay. Not at all. I mean, that's what happened. The bag was packed down with the Edmonton. Has Edmonton now outscored the Panthers in this series? No, it's even.

I think it's tied. Yeah, it's tied. It's a 0-0 goal differential. Next goal wins. Roy, thank you. Continue all of your travels. Thank you, Roy. If they lose game five, will you go back to Edmonton again?

If you pay for it, Dan. OK, I mean. He said he would, yeah. Okay. Well then I'm going back. All right. Well, are you now rooting for them to lose? No, but if that possibility happens,

then I'm back up. It wasn't that nice. Any other cities you wanna visit on the way home? Traveling and drinking on the company dime. He likes doing it. See you later, Roy. I'm gonna go back to Chicago. See you later, Roy.

Take care. In the interim, let's just play some mispronunciations here. I want to play an assortment of them. Let's start with Stugatz earlier on the show today trying to say the name Adrian Wojnarowski. Adrian Wojnarowski no, well Jesus. Yeah, it's a tough one. Adrian Woj, do not know well Jesus. It is a tough one. He's not wrong about that It is a difficult name to say harder than what Paul O'Neill struggled with Cruz That is some kind of butcher man. They did a

Cruise how about Michael Buffer does he mispronounce the name of anybody like Christian Jelic? The rare mispronunciation that is also the verb of what it is buffer is actually doing there which is simply yelling how about uh... mad dog mispronouncing uh... the name of me and still got added up fifty fifty thing or is it dan lever felt with still works or is it dan Leverfeld with Stu Gartz? How does he not know how to pronounce your name? Why did he throw an R?

Why did he throw an R? Stu Gartz always gets me. Or is it Dan Leverfeld with Stu Gartz? Stu Gartz. Would you guys do me the favor, please, of fishing up that George Lopez walks out of a sad casino over the weekend? I don't know where Porterville is.

Do you guys know where Porterville is? Because this is the Eagle Mountain Casino. I don't know where Eagle Mountain is either. Is it in Porterville? George Lopez, this has been for me, Stu Gatz, frustrating for many years, okay? Hispanics tend to, for whatever the reason are, even though we've got a giant demographic here that is, you know, a lot of consumers, a lot of money spent in the demo, basically any time I've looked up in Hollywood the last 30 years, it's John Leguizamo or

Luis Guzman who get all of the roles in film. And George Lopez has gotten a great many of the Hispanic roles when it comes to opportunities in television, when for me, and I know funny is subjective, but for me, he's not the kind of Hispanic funny that I love and would love to see winning. But this is Cardinal rule number one on stand-up comedy. You do not blame the audience at the microphone for you stinking and you certainly don't walk out

of the sad Eagle Mountain Casino in wherever Porterville is because you're angry that the audience doesn't find you funny when it's your job to be funny I see Billy any thoughts on George Lopez? In general? Well that, that right there. Or in general. He seems like a lovely man I guess. Christian! Yeah! Porterville is in California Dan, it's also where careers go to die.

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