The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: A Hole in One for 3

Episode Date: October 2, 2023

One time in college, Lucy got trampled when the fans stormed the field. We relive that story. The Shipping Container continues to pounce on Dan for saying the word "movie" wrong. We have gummy stories from everyone. How do you eject Joey Votto from his final MLB game? Dwyane Wade aced a hole at Pebble Beach after only recently taking up the sport. Also...don't sing to Lucy without her permission Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Don Lebatore Show with the Stugat's Podcast. Over the last couple of weeks, if you've been listening very closely to all of the slop that this factory puts out. You will have noticed that Monday at about this time, Billy and Stugots totally fall apart because they were in here cooking up God bless football before the show and they were getting out there first before good morning football before anybody gets out there. Yep. Good morning football tries at 7 a.m. But Stu got's in here cooking meth with Billy at six o'clock

in the morning and dragging Lucy in here so they can have a fast reaction and first reaction to the things that happen in professional football. Well, that's because I want to do less to be honest with you. You always say that college football gets buried on Mondays and it does. So we have Lucy in who cares about college football gets buried on Mondays and it does, and so we have Lucy and who cares about college football more than anyone I've ever met in my entire life.

And therefore, her presence allows us to not ignore college football because you're right, it does get ignored on Mondays. And it lets us play Lucy or Goosey Dan because you can't play that with someone not Lucy. Crazy. Has this show happened? Does that show have a name yet?

What show oh you're talking about football College football. No, it's up to that something that's up to that. All right. I don't like my DM something that the college football show that would be Jessica and Lucy juicy No, no It's a Chris Cody joke. What do you want from me? You combine two words? That's it. That's it. It's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, Moofy We should have them do a movie podcast as well But you did God bless football with Lucy today and Lucy shared with you. This is the thing though I don't love that God bless football is stealing the best stuff. It's getting here early in the morning And it's interrogating minute for a company. We're trying to build each other up. Are we not right?

That is correct, but I'm Contending in order to sell God bless football. Like I'm outraged by this because tension is a good sales effort. But if you want, I'll pretend to not care. Like I actually do. No care, keep care. Yes. Ouch.

No, I'm saying not care about more football coverage. We need more football coverage on a Monday from somebody. For the record, you care about us, the rest. That is correct. I care about you. Well, what about Lucy? I care about Lucy. I care about you.

I care about you. I care about getting Lucy's best material here on our show, not you guys stealing it from us. This is a foot girl's Lucy. This is our show. Don't give them anything. So do you want Lucy or Goosey for this show? Is that what you're asking for?

I want something from God Bless Football for this show so that we can have her best material here. Do we have anything here that would... Lucy foot girls. Ah. Do we have any video, any audio, any sound from God Bless Football? Yeah, yeah, we do. The good stuff from Lucy.

One half of juicy. Why wasn't it, girls? Do you get out or go to the middle of the field? Because you're gonna get trampled, I was gonna go. My freshman year, I got trampled. Oh my God. And so I went down, my friends were going, I was like, so this is it.

I'm gonna die. And then the next thing I noticed, I know a football player is picking me up and like carrying me like I got you That's very nice. I don't know wait what it was a while because he just dropped me He just picked me up dropped me down and walked away my unspoken time out wow He's sense that there was gonna be a problem for you Well, I think he might have almost stepped on me or something. And so he was a large guy.

He had to be a lineman. And so he scooped me up. Right. And was like, I got you, dropped me off. And then he had to run to the locker room. Wow. He saved my life. Amazing.

What can I do with this? Not all heroes wear capes. This was Iowa, Michigan in 2016. So if you played football for the University of Iowa in 2016 and you picked somebody up on the field, that was me. But still, you have no idea like who it was. No. He was like, he picks me up. What?

And was gone. Wow. Lucy, I believe in your distorted, lopsided, zeal for college football that no one could be more heroic than a giant man who appears and carries you to safety and you never know his name, you don't know who he is, he saves you life, he rescues you in the middle of a violent scrum and it's a 300 pound person, correct? Yeah, this felt like a great start for a rom-com, but it just never finished.

It just seemed out of a moofy. Yeah, that was just it's a scene out of a movie I think this is still in my system Because you said that you remember I said about me. I know I did that. That's a thing that happened I don't think there's any place on our show where the entire group will feed like piranha more than somebody tripping over a letter and a word. It's the place that all of us jump up to attention. I mean, nobody's paying attention until someone stumbles on a word and then everyone eats your face. And it becomes moofy for days and weeks and months. It sounds extra funny. It is indisputably funny.

Like if you put the F where the M is, it's not funny, but Muffy, funny. It looks like he's kind of funny. That's Fuffy. Yeah, I guess you're right. Uh, I would like God bless football to show us what it is that's happening to God with Justin Herbert, because Austin Eckler consistently appears weekly with you on that show, and he's been exceptional

on a number of different subjects. He's out right now, but if you're watching Stugantz, that game, you said during weekend observation, observations that Herbert can scoot. What he did on the corner athletically to Max Crosby before he got hit on the sideline, and then all the chargers wanted to fight What he did on that corner after you know the success rate

He had last week against Minnesota when he was better against the blitz than any quarterbacks ever been since they started tracking it The labor that that sport is for a month in you have that quarter quarterback and your coach is already on the hot seat and snippy. And every game you play, you're playing these very close games that you can cough up at the end. They've won too straight. And he's still on the hot seat. It's unbelievable.

But the way the way Justin Herbert is is playing the quarterback play that the charges are getting is the reason. Even though all their games are close, ridiculous. No, Dan, he's the reason. I mean, Echlor is out. Mike Williams is now out for the season. He's out there with just Keenan Allen. Like, he's the reason. He's having a phenomenal season. I'm just saying he's two and two after four games of being pretty great Kirk Cousins. Just because he's having a season. Minnesota can't stop fumbling. So they simply cannot stop fumbling. So it doesn't matter that Kirk cousins has actually been good because they're one in three and nobody believes they're going to do anything this season.

Oh, no one three team has never made the playoffs, right? Does that change with 17 games? Yeah, a lot of that data is based on a 17 game season. So it doesn't mean by 16. I'm sorry. 16 game season. And now they're at 17 games. So you start Oh and three. But Minnesota, we all think, right? We I don't think a lot of people are surprised that Minnesota goes in and tries to rescue its season by beating Carolina, right? Nobody wants to watch that game, though. Nobody wants to watch that game. No, unless you have unless you have money on it or Kirk cousins is on your fantasy. game, no. Nobody wants to watch that game. No, unless you have, unless you have money on it,

or Kirk Cousins is on your fantasy. We're about to death for no. He, he, he, told you they were do. Nobody likes when people win it, bucket of death. Okay. I have the right process. I put the Bengals back because I was afraid of Rable doing the Rable thing, but then got the Falcons. Yeah. Emperor Zerg. Mike, you're jerk, Dave, by the way. You are a jerk. Why?

Because he took the Swap Helmet and took army away from me. Now I have instant death with no money. That was cruel. No, that was especially cruel. What happened there? I actually felt bad for Roy. He was, no, you don't. No, I did.

It was funny, but I felt bad for you. It's indisputably cruel because it was in your control, Dan. I know I had the swap helmet though, but this is what I had an accountant for. I not only took his buy that when we went to the fine bucket, there were zero dollars in it, because Cody still owes Jeremy $20 from the last bucket. There was no money in there.

You want to give him your $5 for saying, movie? Yeah, you know what, I'll do that. Well, that goes to the next one. Right, exactly. No, I think it was so cruel that I was just chaos. You know what, Roy? I'm not going to be like, now we're square. Right, I'm coming in.

Right, come on in here and grab your $5. But look at Billy trying to play defensive. I'm trying to play defensive. No, I'm trying to keep things back on track here. Roy, as a bridge between this fine bucket and the future fine bucket. It was cruel to go and go from buy to no money in the piggy bank and instant death. Congratulations. There you go.

That'll teach you to say movey-dann. Costly. I can't stop laughing about movey. I'm sorry. I'm glad it's just not me because I'd be worried about it. It's really good. But you do have second day sellies. Because it's not not me because I'd be worried about that. It's really good. But you do have second day selfies. Because it's not pronounced like that, Dan.

You get it. That's right. There's not an F. Put it on the pole. Would you be embarrassed if you put an F right in the middle of the word movie to make it moofy? It's like a leaf thing. Like movies, moofy, moofy. Yeah. You pluralized it with an F. It's much worse than that, the like movies, movie, movie, you pluralized it with a nap.

It's much worse than that. Yeah, it's bad. We've established that, I feel like. Movie beds. There you go. Let's sink into the couch. 25 milligrams and watch my grinds teeth grow. That's dangerous, man.

What, 25? I don't do it often,. That's dangerous man. What 25? Yeah, I don't do it often, but it's also the first ever Toy Story Fund. You did a hundred. Yeah, well, there was that time, yeah. But I'm never doing that again. I learned my lesson. Always read the numbers.

I took a professional lesson. We're listening to the rest of the word. I already answered to you. I mean, I've told the story. Are you, are you, are you, I listened to him. You said no, nothing more than half. I took't. I didn't. I listened to him. He said, don't do more than half.

I took half. The same thing happened to me. You got impatient because when you smoke marijuana, you feel it instantly. This was when you eat it, it takes an hour. I don't. I'm not going to. So we have to 35 minutes, Mike.

You were probably like, this isn't working, right? So I had no. This was the early days of the pandemic, which was when I first tried gum. And the rock should have been clearer. He should have been, because I'm a lot smaller than the, oh, you got me. It wasn't the rock, but a professional race wrestler

inside a bubble gave me, you know, I'm already giving context clues as to what brand this person might be on, and inside a COVID bubble, and then I held it for a special occasion. My wife's and I, 10th anniversary, when we went to an island in the Keys that was in the middle of a very stressful time and Dan had a plug.

So Dan's like, you should go here. It's good, it'll be great stress- And island plug? And island plug. Yeah, it was Dan's personal island. So I went there and it's only accessible by boat. Is that where Genesis lives? It's only accessible by boat. Is that where Genesis lives? It's only accessible by boat.

So I thought right before dinner, my 10th anniversary dinner, I'd take a half this chocolate bar. And I'm a novice at it. I didn't think I don't know what milligrams are at this point. The wrestler told me not to take more than half. I'm not going to take more than half, just slightly more than half because that's how it broke. And I was having a great time

I had a wonderful dinner was dancing with my wife. It was amazing had an entire bottle of wine and then I was like I'm just gonna go to bed. I'm just gonna go to bed. I'm just gonna go to bed. I'm a big boy. I can handle my life. Mike, that is a stunning amount of that is. I'm not I was learning this is a novice move and I went to bed and then I fell off my bed and then I lived in hell quite literally I saw her briles and everything you should sue Cody Rhodes at public mobile we do things differently from our subscription phone plans to throwing a big sale right now when no one else is well maybe they maybe they are, but who cares, our sale is better.

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This is how I go because I was like, I'd rather die than call for the chopper and live through that in dignity. The chopper. So, the process was all my, like, all right, I'm gonna be the first person to ever die from this. I'm prepared to die and not seek medical attention because in the event that I don't die from this,

that's even more embarrassing than dying from it. Right. Choosing death over the chopper, huh? That would be such an amazing legacy. If your obituaries, like, Levittar Cho executive producer becomes first man to die from THC overdose. He took 100 milligram bar.

And refusing help at an island in the keys and died. He didn't want to make, he didn't want people to make up. I get him on the chopper though. I understand that. I've been in that position where I thought I was going to die and the only way out was like a Medevac. And I was like, I can't, it's going to cost too much money. I'm going to have to crawl up this mountain.

What was the position you were in that you thought you were gonna die? I still wanna murder my brother-in-law. Wow. But he took us up the wrong side of Table Mountain in Cape Town, and I literally almost died climbing the mountain. It was, I crawled up the last quarter mile, like, golem on all fours. And at one point, I like took my shirt off and just put my back on,

on like a cold stone to try to like cool off my core temperature because I was literally dying. That's as scared as you've been. I was crawling up a mountain. It was horrible. And the only way down would have been if a helicopter came.

But you refused, you gritted through it because you didn't want to pay for the helicopter? I mean, it was also like, I was on a mountain. I would have taken, like, I didn't want to die. I just needed to get to water. And the water was on was on a mountain. I would have taken, like I didn't wanna die. I just needed to get to water, and the water was on top of the mountain. I thought my dad was gonna die too. We're both gonna die.

If the helicopter came, it would have had to take both of us. It was terrible. I've told you guys the story, correct? I feel like I've told you the story that I have never done or known anything about what gummies were or are. And I had the typical novice reactions to God's hugely novice reaction of this isn't doing anything.

This is, I'm 50 years old and it's like, and I am, I don't know, an hour and a half in, it didn't work. So of course, you take a little bit more. And what then happened, I can't imagine what 100 milligrams is, because this is nothing, what I'm doing, but I thought I went raging straight to a place where I thought my girlfriend was trying to steal my kidneys. And then we called my brother, so he could calm me down,

and my brother was in on it too, obviously. He too was trying, that's exactly what we would do if we were stealing my kidneys. And that's at a very light count. We'd call my brother and he would soothe me. So I had to stay awake. They just said, just fall asleep. Just fall asleep.

No, then you'll steal my kidneys. I can't fall asleep. And this is, Mike is a 10 times whatever that does it just. Just fall asleep. No, then you'll steal my kidneys. I can't fall asleep. And this is Mike is Mike is a 10 times whatever that does it just But just to clarify you still have your kidneys. I don't know I feel like I was very worried that I was gonna wake up in and And uh see in a bathtub filled with ice with with stitches on my Wherever my kidney is stupid. I was gonna wake up in and a bathtub filled with ice with stitches on my, wherever my kidney is stupid. And I was just 10.

It was a very, it was a very high old amount. You guys, you got something weird in you. Other than that time, milligrams. Yeah, well, it was the first time. I imagine you've developed a tolerance for whatever the gummy does. Well, you wanted to know the revelation is my first time was on 100 grams. So I was properly respectful for a good year after. You want to know the revelation is my first time was on a hundred grand Very high properly respectful for a good year after that because I'm like I'll never do in that again You know what my brother we respect you in your 30s to try edible marijuana

You say that's funny. How about this one? This is this one my mother doesn't find funny at all My brother who had a high tolerance level for these things thought it would be a good idea to give my mom one of these At 78 years old. Yeah, I've been there with my parents. Not good. It's not good. She was calling the police Because she'd been poisoned and was dying. And my father was wandering around the house and his underwear in circles, terrible. He actually wasn't on anything. No, no, no, he wasn't, he wasn't on anything. He was watching our,

that's what my father's always reacted to fear. The number of times, The number of times he has passed out when I've had to go into a surgery or something, he fear grabs him. And so he was walking around in circles because my mother was afraid that something horrible was happening to her. It was not fun. It was not... Also, by the way, this is another one for Mike. Mike doesn't know the depths of this here because this is how hard and DP went on 100 milligrams

My mother is obsessed with control That loss of control from that kind of milligram count Made her freak out in unusual way, and I will tell you again Mike. You did ten times that dosage Someone accidentally gave my mom THC banana bread last Thanksgiving and it was like the worst night of our families. Accidentally. Yeah, it was at a party and she ate it and it was a little bit of a double. THC banana bread sounds like the widest damn thing anyone going to eat.

Yeah. Sounds delightful though. It does sound like an amazing evening. Here's the thing with edibles though. It's like a lazy river. You cannot fight the edible. If you fight the edible and don't let the edible take you where it wants to take you, that's where you're running to problem. This is what I'm talking about. I'm so imagine. Take it about it too much. When you're going to kick in. I mean, you got half. And the next thing you know, you're melted into your couch. I don't mean to do this.

And there's Emperor Zurg. I mean, if someone is still in your kidneys and slinky dog. I am promised that I am not doing this just because I am feeling ravaged and insecure about calling it a moufy. But I believe Mike Ryan's need for control served him not at all once it is that this thing kicks in and grabs you and is ruinous. You would never want to do that again if it grabs you like that. No, that was terrible. It was awful. I had no baseline for what? A hundred million. Like you might as well told me a good gillian milligrams. Like I don't know what any of that. It's a milligram. It's just, it's Miller, it's small.

No, it's MG. I'm like, ah, metrics is some, I don't need that. Like if someone tells me to take me half and there are of a comparable size, I'm gonna go ahead and believe them. I had no idea that this was coming from a pro. No idea. He did, he was very serious when he turned to me.

He's like, hey, never take more than half. I was like, all right. And he's like, hey, never take more than half. I was like, all right. And he was like, no, never take more than half. And I followed the instruction. I maybe had like maybe four extra milligrams by taking the bigger half, but I was not gonna do me in. Stugots, there is a baseball story from yesterday that I wanted to get to with you.

And I don't know the pods. I don't know that not the pods. No, yeah. Watch out for the pods. Heating up. The last game of the season did not mean anything in the distinguished, the illustrious career of one Joey Vado. It is just goodbye. Your last game, not unlike Miguel Cabrera, you're seeing somebody. You know you saw greatness, you know you saw excellence in this case, you saw it from a bygone time, a guy who stays with his team and it loses a bunch and they had an exciting season with young players. Really cool story.

If you saw Joey Vado grow old in Cincinnati and be the only thing about Cincinnati baseball that has mattered in way too long. Like that's a baseball city. They loved their baseball. They were dying to watch and winning baseball again. And Vato's been a rose growing in a sewer there for a long time. But his last game he gets ejected.

What? What did he do? Like um, like you're there. You can't do that. You're like, come on man. Like come on, like come on. It's a game no one wants to be at. It's the last game. Do you have any earthly idea how tired these people are? They're flying from city to city. They're they're they're it's an unreasonable lifetime

televising baseball games 162 nights in like for in 162 times in like 200 games. But the only reason a red fan excuse me. Well, you got it. The only reason a red fan, excuse me, you got it. The only reason a red fan showed up to that game, any red fan showed up to that game was to see Joey Vado for the last time. You cannot eject Joey Vado. The guy that everyone came to see, you can't do it. Well, what are the details though,

because he must have done something, right? This isn't just the saying of a word. He must have crossed the line by leaps and bounds. I mean, what is crossing the line in baseball? What did he do? What? I don't think you should say the Reds did very good attendances here. I'm like, I'm telling you that this caught fire in Cincinnati. They badly want to field something for their baseball team. And since it's not the Bengals just got here, man.

The Bengals have been cheap and an embarrassment. And the Reds have been too. That's a sports town. They love their sports there. And that team was interesting, exciting and young. I'm just genuinely curious what Vato must have done in order not curious enough to read the story. I feel like they're in the answer. But I'm saying that I'm saying in the hypothetical not having read the details, I'm saying in the hypothetical, not having read the details, I'm saying, what does he have to do? Shive a man?

Like, there should be next to no reason for ejecting Joey Vado, no matter what he has said or done on that day. Give the man the pleasure and the freedom to light up an umpire on his way out as a joy of baseball that is from a bygone time. Let the old dinosaur leave the premises. The way that he wishes to after playing baseball on his Sunday afternoon, closing his career, and ripping an empire on the way out.

Well, he also hasn't said he's retiring. He said he hasn't decided his future yet. So it may not be his. Yeah, but if you're the young, you have no idea, but it may be his last game. And if it is, that's not the way to go out. You don't kick him out of his last game, potentially his last game.

He was arguing balls and strikes by the way. I'm legit, well, this is another thing. Terrible. So, God, this is another thing about baseball that I have loved. These guys get so good at the strike zone, so good that when they're arguing, they're right almost every time.

Especially that guy. That guy, yes. That guy who, there was a stat one time about him, not very long ago to just since He has since popped up, but I think Joey Vado went like 15 years of his career without popping up in the infield Like he's got a certain expertise about what he's doing Dan I found a helpful four-minute and twenty-second video of Joey Vado explaining what happened that led up to his objection I get sent it to you if you'd like because for minutes a long video. I'm not that curious I saw an abbreviated version of it and he said he just disagreed with a call

He must he must have said one of the are this baseball still doing you can't say you can't call somebody a bleep sucker Is baseball still doing that? He was just disagreeing with a call. Yeah, but I'm saying there's umpires have a rule. There's one rule. Don't say that word. Well, I don't think Joey Vato said that or at least he didn't fast up to it. Don Lebertard.

He said while you were off there while the connection was bad, he had mentioned that you have lost a lot of weight and that he admires that what got into you Why did you decide I thought it was all I thought we enjoyed being about the monkey? It's learning again. Okay, the connection is bad again. Unfortunately back to Magnus. Okay back to Magnus Magnus And this is going about as well Thank you Billy again for laughing in my face still got about as well. Thank you Billy again for laughing in my face. Stugats. I mean, Alex is the one. Yes, we can hear you.

Hello. Yes, sir, action. Hello, action. Man, I'm really sorry. This is the, this is literally the worst way to ever do this. This is burning my heart that this is happening. But if you could hear me, just understand, I'm sorry. This is the Dalébatá show with the stugats. I Want to get to some video here of stugats. Stugats was showing me just

Seconds ago and I didn't know the context for it. He's showing me how it is that he was at Pebble Beach and he was at evidently a hole that Dwayne Wade played over the weekend. And Stugots wanted me to watch his golf shot, an amazing golf shot at a par three. What is that? 200 yards away, 185 yards away. What is that? I think it's about 160, 70 yards away.

Okay, so Stugots comes close to the hole here, didn't want it, videotaped, told the video guy to shut it down and then turns and says you got that because he had a good shot. Did you get that? How far from the hole were you? I was about seven feet from the from the hole and what drove me crazy is that Duane Wade who was on with us right before he went into the hole, fame told us he was taking up golf and he's already done something that I've never done playing golf for 40 years. The scene is beautiful at that hole and Dwayne Wade, how what I don't know how you would

react to gods but Dwayne Wade reacted to a hole in one at less scenic because it's gray. He reacts the way that one would react to winning a championship like a childlike joy. He runs up a hill and that is childlike joyousness. If there was an announces table, he would jump on it and say this is my course. No doubt. It's, uh, refreshing for something for the heat to not go down to hill, I guess. How is everything going from heat media day where Chris and Tony are going to join us at some point allegedly if video gets up and running. I just saw them sit down somewhere with Kevin Love. We will have Chris and Tony from Heat Media Day, just

the sounds of wailing. Will we not crying for the heat facilities? If you want that to be the post game, we can make that the post game. Show's over. Pretty much. We're waiting for them to get the sound, right? They've been testing the sound throughout the show. I keep expecting us to go to them and bam out of bio, but we're running out of show and we don't have sound. Yeah, they're talking to Kevin Love now though so I can't wait for that on the main show at some point. Coming your way. But I could use show from them today since they're across the street and I thought we were checking sound all shows. You get a show from them. Do I need to remind you of Chris's laugh? We can cue that video out. Let's go ahead and play that again. This

is the... This is kind of perfect. On behalf of Metal Arc Media, this is all we've gotten from again, a heat media day where they're all available right across the street. There are a hundred yards away. That, that, here you go. Here you go. Here you go.

Here you go. Here you go. Here you go. That is Chris Cody's only contribution to the show today on a football Monday where he could have been used either here for football or there for basketball but we are getting neither of these things. I can't change the time of the media day down.

But we've been testing the sound from there all show because Bam on a bio is supposed to join us with them. You'll be happy to know that tomorrow's show is gonna be great. Lucy, over the weekend. Do we have this sound? I don't think we have that sound worked out yet. We're actually going to dub. I've been told the sounds not working for Kevin Love, but we'll just dub it in post. Okay, that's fine. It'll look like he is poorly lip-synced. That's fine. That's the way that we'll do that. Just run that. You can still got said before that video came up

that Chris Cody has arrived in the same place that his father has arrived, someone who makes him smile upon sight. Yes. Poorly dumb, like an old God's illimuthia. It's Greg, it's Chris and your dad. That's it. Chris Cody sitting next to Kevin Love visually,

the thing that undulates and echoes is what's he doing there he doesn't belong to i think i just saw thomas brin but we thought we saw his father offseason hall we i we thought he would you saw his father behind him but it was only because all media members where shirts from the nineteen eighties they have a new jersey sponsor it's uh... sponsored by carnival wow

which what is a carnival without a few clowns? Okay, Mike. This is where you are now. They did this. They did this by failing me. This is where you are now. No, Pat Riley failed the city.

Fail Miami. That a boy. Fail Dwayne Wade. Mm-hmm. I told you. All right, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead, Jimmy Butler.

Like, okay, we're doing the funny media day looks again. All right, that's cool He's like bull. He's also 34 now Keep going don't stop now. Let's go go all in on your criticism Do you're angry at this franchise? It was in the finals last year. Look at look at Jessica They were also in the play-in last year Jessica Jessica, but they made it to the finals and the Easter conference finals the year before But Kevin O'Connor said it was a historically weak Bubbles even though I think it's quantifiable that is a part of Happy about the Marlins. Oh yeah, no, they're in the playoffs. She's coming with me to fill

Day in my Go into fill. Yeah, going to fill you can me miss this. What is it again? You said you had no bandwidth? I mean yeah, but fan with but I've never been a Philly I want to see the Rocky you can't name any of their starting pictures right you don't know anything about the team I know no Luzardo Luzardo you learn that because David weather has a son and Ryan is his name out Billy well you lapse into fear in the next couple of days like how does this work? It's a best of three. It's on the road.

I'll take it stand just a moment. Yeah, next round. Yeah, that's right. I have an extra seat next to me if you really. Wait, you're buying tickets for next round? Yeah, because this round is on the road. It's in Philly, so I'm hoping they make it to the next round. That's the other thing.

Yeah, take the interest game. Free seals right now. Well, how much would they, Billy? Well, it depends. I'll be sitting with the kind of hook up stairs. Yeah, $40. I'm surprised you're doing that, Billy. Why is that?

Because you don't buy the next round until this round is done, until they're there. Well, no, then the tickets won't exist anymore. I have to buy the tickets when they're available. I don't just side the on sale date. Get in the head of yourself. Well, get a full refund if not. I already read into what happens

if they don't make it that far. I'll get a refund. Okay. Are you risking the idea of getting to Atlanta? Are you willing to push your chips that far because you should be scared of them. Everyone is scared of them, but you point out as you do all the time. Yeah, do it when it matters. That franchise traditionally doesn't.

Although these guys did without Freddie Freeman and now they're better. Like they had with, they had Freddie Freeman then and now they are better because Akunya is the best thing this side of a lot. We'll look guess what Dan everyone's record is zero and zero right now Will see is not an enthusiasm or rallying cry We'll see Will see We'll see No, don't wait us that's not gonna be we will see will will not

see will see uh... dan straily will see as a rallying cry billy is the meekest and most pathetic of the ways to enter the fray that is not proud that is not confident that is not swaggering you came in here shaking your shoulders I mentioned the braves and it becomes will see what we'll see

You know are we saving a vaulty for game three Volty yeah Do you have any idea where a vaulty is now Texas? Do you know yes? Do you know? Wow, who is manager is do you know who is manager is you know is manager? Yeah, you do too. to no you do to not wrong You know him you'll be surprised you'll be the man caplar. No, no, he's unemployed now. You know that charge bush Yes, the manager of the text. How do you guys not know the former president George Bush is the manager of the Texas Ranger is a walker? It's sleeping Bruce Bochi really

Walker Texas Ranger They get in there you didn't think I got the joke Yeah Bruce Bochi still around Lucy's got a big head Thank you. That is a melon and stick that put it on the pole. Please choose your at Levitard show does Bruce Bochi have a melon Biggest goddamn head I've ever seen. Lucy has come up with a rule. I don't know if we have send it at your leisure Lucy and preferably before the end of the segment, but maybe in post game, the video that you have of

you at the airport, you like stugots come back from trips and you have a lot of airport observations, things that happen to you. We always know when Stugots has traveled because weekend observations is filled with him complaining about rental cars and customer service people at the airline. But what happened to you? Where were you this weekend?

And what were you doing and what happened? This was a first for me. I've never had this happen to me at an airport or anywhere on public transportation before. I went to go visit my brother this weekend in Iowa. It was a very last minute trip, so I actually had to drive from Iowa to Chicago. So I was kind of cranky. Dropped off my rental car, I'm waiting in the shuttle, and we're about to go to the airport, and the guy who's driving is so nice. He's such a sweet man. He's very enthusiastic. And then he

started singing for everyone. And he just kept singing the whole time. Original songs. Songs that he wrote about working at the airport and being tired. And I was worried I was going to miss my flight. I didn't know if I had time to check my bag or not. And he just kept singing and singing. And I don't think that you should be allowed to sing to somebody unless they've asked you for it.

I do. If you buy the ticket, then yes, you can sing. I don't know if you guys have ever written in a position, you're men, so probably not. But like, when I was in college and I'd go to like a, like a frapparty or something, there'd always be a guy who'd like, I have a guitar. And he would sit and he would sing for you.

It's like in the Barbie movie. Exactly. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's the most uncomfortable experience. So I had like 15 to 20 minutes of original songs on my way to the airport yesterday, when I didn't know if I was going to make my flight or not. Original. So what was the worst of them? What have you sent over to video here? What are we going to hear?

What are we going to be serenaded with? You're saying that someone should always ask permission before that you should not listen to someone singing without consent. Yes, because it makes me so uncomfortable when someone just starts singing to me, like am I supposed to cheer? Like I'm just sitting here and I appreciated he was trying to make the vibes right. Like this is no shame to this guy. He just wanted to have that.

It's a little bit of shame. You don't want what he was given. It's a little bit of shame to this guy, this singer. He did three songs. All right, let's hear any of them. One of them, go ahead and play one of them please. No cancelation. I want to go home. I'm really tired of your skipped right past original songs. You saying the phrase original songs changes everything. That was his second original songs. You're saying the phrase original songs changes everything. That was his second original song. So after his first original song, which was about being sleepy,

everyone clapped and cheered. And so we were like, okay, cool, he did a song. Great. Then he went to song number two. And we were like, there's more and there was so much. And I get it, he was trying to make it like a happy vibe. No shame to this guy. Live your life, make she happy. But I'm cranky at the airport

and I did not want to hear him sing. Yeah, but that's on you and the rest of the bus. Everyone else in it, you clap, you cheer. You clap. No, and he is spurred on to do more. Right, he thinks you like it. And he thinks you want more. It's a terrible job.

I did not clap at all. I was very unprepared for it. And it was a 15 minute drive and he sang all 15 minutes. Do you know if you had it? There's another original song too I recorded two of them. What? Do you know if he had a tip jar or something? He might have had a tip jar I will say that the second that bus was parked I ran off of it. Oh my god. That is rude. Sweet. Oh Chicago. Singing without permission at you original songs where he's just he

would he cracked himself. What Rick Cody would do. He had that job. Oh, Craig would love that song. He would love performing it. You've got a captain. You've got a captive in prison audience of cranky people and you're just hostily and aggressively singing happily at them. I put that in an asylum and make people crazy with it.