The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Against the Spread + Josh Bell

Episode Date: September 20, 2023

Dan wants Greg Cote's four year old granddaughter to make picks and go head to head with Colin Cowherd before they launch into Against the Spread. Then Miami Marlins first basemen Josh Bell joins the show to review his bell sound effect options on a scale of 1 to 10 bells. Finally, Jess, Billy, and Stu go to the Bucket of Death before Dan praises Mike Tomlin. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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after leaving ESPN. Mike Ryan was just with executives in New York. Metal Arc has New York offices. There were big draft kings meetings. Draft kings has a network that's about, it's going to put us in a lot of places as draft kings grows and we grow as a content company. And there have been a lot of bruises along the way that people who listen to this show have felt because the pirate

ship has taken a battering. But we now have shows that are up and getting popular. Oddball with a mean oh has in a Charlotte Wilder. Pablo Torrey finds out has done very good numbers because he's doing excellent journalism. Nothing personal with David Samson is growing by leaps and bounds and his jealous of all the support the public. Tory finds out has and God bless football has exploded because Billy is trying to corral to God's every week. And this week they give you Eccler and most dirt and Chris Sims is great.

Chris Sims is a football analyst. I think is better than anyone we've ever had around here, analyzing football games. I think I can say that in 20 years. Wait, wasn't he the anti-tua guy for a while? He still is. He's pretending he's not. He's not.

Yeah, just wait until he is about to. He's very good at it. You can know a lot and get things wrong in this sport all the time. Look at what happened to Shanahan at his quarterback position. Like no matter your level of expertise, you're going to blow it all the time. But Colin Cowherd is 09 and 1 against the spread. And we are celebrity prognosticator. We haven't done it this season, but we should do it.

And I was saying, Mike, that one of the things we should do is get Greg Cody's four year old granddaughter and just have her pick games that have already happened the first two weeks. saying, Mike, that one of the things we should do is get Greg Cody's four-year-old granddaughter and just have her pick games that have already happened the first two weeks. The results are already in, but just have her pick games and that'll be our record going against Colin Cowherd. Whatever it is, she chooses randomly on games that have already been decided. But the reason I bring all of this up to God is because with drive-kings, which has been a great partner so far to us,

they leave us alone, and all they ask is occasionally, can you do a gambling segment? Can you do a sponsored gambling segment? My answer is always, no, I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it because there are people out there doing this very well, Stugots. You should listen to their information. They're all in the DraftKings network. They are doing all the analysis to help you with sophisticated betting analysis

that isn't what we do around here as a show because we don't quite fit with their level of expertise on how to pick these things because when I go to you on a pick for a game, you're not gonna tell me they're betting two-twelve against lefties on the road and they're on base percentages and very good. You're just gonna go with your gut and make a shitty pick.

Right. Who needs a game more? I mean, who needs it more? What Mike Ryan insists? He says, Draft Kings wants to do against the spread. We'll take some music from the 1920s and we'll do bare minimum production on this. Yeah. Yeah. And we should be doing this better way off of the crescendo. There it is. Love a little honk. Put it on the pole, do you love a little honk? Yeah. And you've never really joined in on what is the staple of this benchmark. Yeah.

It's when you say, again, Suspred! I don't think today is the day. Yeah? Well, when will the day be? Because he hasn't sung it once. And it's been a good show. Because I don't like to do this this way.

What is this called? It's called against the... Again, the spread! And it's brought to you by Draft King Sportsbook. It's called against the Sprague! And it's brought to you by Draft King Sportsbook! Use Code Dan, and that's a very important promo code right there. DAN. Use that code Dan when you sign up on the app,

and the limit time offer will be presented to new customers. Pomo Code Dan! Are you gonna make a pick today? How are we doing? I'll make picks. I don't know. We're doing very well. Very well, handful of people are in lead dog position for the very special prize at year's end.

So you mean like how are we doing in terms of betting not like emotionally? All of the two different answers. I think we're losing both ways. Yeah. I don't think they're different answers. I'll go first. I'm taking Jess's Notre Dame fighting Irish against Ohio State

I really like what I've seen out of Notre Dame this year. I think they successfully maybe with a little help of the weather Successfully navigated the one potential dumb one on their on their schedule until next week when they play Duke. But Mike, this might be the one team Sam Harman has never seen in the history of college. Was it Toledo that you should have lost to first two years ago, Dan? I'm living in the past, okay? I will be there Saturday night. It's a green now. Notre Dame will be an all green fellows. Jessica should be known. Golek and Smetti is that part of what you're doing with Notre Dame or is this just a personal trip for fun because you want to be around a Notre Dame game? Golek will be there. I will be there. So golek and

Smetti will be there. We don't have like a show out there anything. We'll have to do another live show. Found to full content opportunities for your social channels. The spread in that one is three. I think that's too many. They're getting three at home? Yeah, I like Notre Dame a lot this year. So, and I'm a little down on what I've seen

from Ohio State so far. I'll be at early. Jess, your next one. Again. So good. I'm gonna pick another upset this weekend. Utah's favorite minus four and a half against UCLA. They are a banged up team and they have struggled

against some other opponents like Baylor this season. So I'm gonna go with UCLA. Wow. Again, let's go. Let's go. I like City on a side. I can, I can screencap it for you. I want nine and no in my college football picks.

This is the last weekend. I think it's a, I think it's a 1230 game, Stu. Don't believe you. I'll show you my text of cowboy Carl. I don't believe you. Jessica, are you in Lucy, Lucy doing points or Lucy, Lucy? Are you on Lucy, Lucy?

You're silly, Lucy. Lucy or Lucy, you mean? Yeah, that was a great game. Stay tuned for some Lucy and Lucy and Jess conversations later in the sub-show. That's what I was asking you. Are you doing spreads? Yes, I'm Lucy Goosey. Post-game show.

Do you have a name yet for Lucy? I don't make picks, Dan, except for... Goosey! The spread! Now Charlotte is next and Charlotte is so bad at this game. She is not one of the world's best. No, because you tossed me in here the first time and you're like, we're plwing against the sprig,

we're not gonna tell you how, and it turns out how is just saying, again, the sprig! But now I know that, so. That's the ticket. There's more to me than that. There's not more to it, there's more to it. That's the old one, you also have to play a game.

Well, I am picking a game, I'm gonna take Colorado over Oregon. What? They are a 21.5 point underdog Sorry, Tony. I think that people keep yeah, yeah, okay. Oh great. Yeah, there you go. I think people Keep counting out down in a squad After yeah, the haters the haters do yeah the haters that's the now do it counting that's they have to lose this twisty and I think it's prom time baby are they all righto again the sprig

are they winning it out right is that what you're saying yes wow yes that's how you great that's how you play no that's how I play a different game that I'm going to sell in later on super dogs Super this is ridiculous. This one. I'm right Tony is Flashing a prime time shirt Billy wanted to take Colorado and I hate as analysis on the expert draft Kings channel you saying Some form of they're gonna take care of business as analysis. C.C.B. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Terrible analysis. Thank you. Billy, what's your pick? I think the dolphins minus six over the broadcast. Oh! Yeah. I got this, man.

Yeah. Tony, what are you picking? We're saying the NFL, we're going to the DMV. I have a feeling that the Washington commies are gonna T.C.B This weekend against your Buffalo Bill Give me the commies plus six and a half That's super dogs Sam Halki better All right, we're bouncing it back to the dots in there.

I am gonna go to Tampa Bay. Oh! I am going to take the Buccaneers plus five and a half at home against the NFC champ Philadelphia Eagles. Wow, I wanted that one. Baker Mayfield will be in full bloom if he is is 3-0 on a Monday night beating Philadelphia, I am going to take Baker to not only cover the 5-1-1 half. There it is.

But to win the game out right? What? What we're playing. But I'm taking the bucks here 5-1-1 half. I'm sitting dogs. Again. The Spray. That is super dogs.

It's a good one. I wanted that one too. Can I just take that mine? Because I wanted the dolphins. Why didn't you just take what? I just sent you my screen caps from Cowboy Carl, Marifford. Why did you just take what you wanted? Can't do that. I, uh, can I take baseball?

Yeah, just a run line again. This is a run. I don't want to do a run line. I want to do. Am I playing it incorrectly? Yes, and you know it because the right smile would suggest you know your playing games over on the run line on that run line Just their personal run line is one and a half. No team total over team total Not the team total game. Yeah, you Difficult to Difficult. Wait, this is not the data.

Is the team total? This game has been explained to you several Is the team total game is that like super dogs? Is that what that's called? Super dogs is when you take a big long track. You know what a super no that's not the game. What do you mean? I want to just do this to your neck with my microphone You're so bad. Oh my god That's not how you play it. It's court testimony in like a couple years. I did you play it. That's not how you play it. That's not how you play it. That's not how you play it. That's not how you play it.

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Bad bosses ate us, employees love us. Don Lebatard. Earlier in the show, the question was asked, what would you do got to do with one invisible day? Two guts. One day where he could be invisible, we decided that during banking hours he would choose a week day, he would rob all the banks in the universe from eight to five, and then at night he would alter sporting event results

by being an invisible man in games he had been on. This is the Dan Lebatar show with his two guards. And you might be surprised to hear this, but last couple of years, I think my wife has wandered around a year or last couple of years, I think, my wife has wandered around the house singing Hazus Aguilar Marlins First Basement because he was her favorite and told her she has to make room for someone new now

because this guy is an odd thing to be singing around the house. I agree. This is the right song. So the tune of what? Just like that. Just like what? Just like what? Hazus Aguilar Marlins First Basement, just like that.

Like a finger snap at least. But I told her now we have a new favorite first baseman because this guy on the corner with Burger, they're a buddy cop movie. Like it's fun to see the Marlins play. Bellen Burger, September baseball, and this guy just taking giant swings. I love seeing him in the middle of the lineup. He makes me happy So Josh Bell. Thank you for thank you for joining us and replacing our previous Song about first baseman in the house

She has not sung about you yet, but I you would actually be married to Charlotte No, no, no, she's married to Jeremy Charlotte. I'm married to Tyler. He, no, no, no. She's married to Jeremy. Charlotte, I'm married to Tyler. He doesn't work here. Jesus, saggula, the Marlins first base. No, what do you say? Okay. Well, they don't think it anymore because this guy is their first baseman now. And so Josh, thank you for joining us. The first thing I wanted to throw in front of you, though,

is would you be willing either are we haven't decided whether it would be after home runs or after victories but would you be kind enough to play to select for us either a home run bell or a victory bell to accompany either marlins wins or home runs by you would you be kind enough to do that for us yes well i was talking with the uh the media team front office team. They were playing the Taco Bell little thing before every at that. I think they're going to work with post-hids, post-homers, so they're already, you know, taking exactly that one right there. So they're taking that and stride. Yeah, it's been a fun run so far.

Oh, that's a good sound. No, it sounds ominous. It sounds foreboding. It sounds threatening. Yeah, threatening. It also sounds like 4 a.m. after live. Yes. You get it. Nice night to hit the drive through.

Oh, fourth meal or well, Josh, what is the media team doing? Because when burger has a big game burger king shows up with a stack of burgers, why are you not getting tacos from Taco Bell? Well, actually, that's already happened. I don't want to say last homestand, they had probably a hundred burritos, hundred soft tacos got to bring it into the clubhouse. And if you've been following, we had the two grand slam, but yes chiseled over the last series this past weekend. So yesterday we came into the cup house and there's probably

a 50 grand slams from Denny's waiting in the lunchroom. Guys are like trying to order steak, like feed healthy meals. And there's like, oh pancakes, like kids in order that. So that's been awesome with the endorsements. At Levitage show, Jude, you put her on the pole better burgers or tacos. Denys. That was one of the choices.

Thank you. Not what I offered you. Can we give him a couple of more bells sounds though, because it sounds like he's picked one, but that is that is when you come to the plate for a home run or something. Would you be willing to take this under advisement? That's not good. Yeah. Let's get ready. come to the plate for a home run or something, would you be willing to take this under advisement? That's not good. Yeah. Let's get ready. Not against it. Not against it. Okay. Something after home run. One to 10 bells. How many would you give down? One to 10 bells. I would give that a seven. Oh, very lenient. Great. All right. Let's see what else we have here.

have here. I like that. That's probably like that. Like right after the ball leaves the yard. Yeah. I'm talking around the bases. That's pretty good. Yeah. Like a gothic home run. Yes. That's pretty strong. How many bells? I'm giving that a tip. I might take that to R.

T. You want to revise the first one? Maybe bring that down a little bit. What do you think? No, he's saying he might take that to his team because that was sound cool as hell What do you think? No, he might take that to his team, because that would sound cool as hell. If you've hit a ball 450 feet, and that's the sound that chases you around the bases,

let's see what else we have. Well, no, that's bad. Yeah, I'm gonna give that a three. Okay, I'm gonna give him a lot of these. That's too nice, Josh. It is too nice. You're being very polite. Let's give him another one.

Wait a minute. Oh yeah, that's, that's a, that's like going anywhere. I'm just making sure you get that one a 10 out of 10. I'm just making sure you give that in marketing team a 10 out of 10. You're trying to throw here, I am being dorsed. Yes. Oh wow. Oh wow.

That's up there too. I like that. Josh, you watch Stranger Things. Oh. I saw the first two seasons. I mean, I kind of fell off after a while. Yeah, the latest season, there's a definite bell like that. Yeah, that's the Undertaker's bell.

That's course. Well, all right. Not against it. That's up there too. Okay, now this one, I think you'll give this one 10 bells at a 10. Wait a minute. Okay, now this one I think you'll give this one 10 bells at a 10 That's all legally allowed to play You get it Viral video on Instagram. Oh, man, that's Ring My Bell. How old are you? Oh, is that it?

You can't even know. Sorry. It's my mom's dad about that one, but I got nothing. That's right. Oh, yeah. Marlins for space, man. You are the age of the dad of the Marlins for space. And that's what you just said. ask my mom and dad about that. That's a classic man.

You can ring my Marlins face. We're gonna call Valerie and get her to sing this song. No, you're not. Josh, can you explain to us how difficult it is to transition, to make friends in a new clubhouse, to learn a new city, to learn a new culture, to be traded and still have to be graded baseball. Yeah, so I've been trading a couple of times now. I got traded from Pittsburgh to DC, but that was in the off season. So I had a full swim training, got to meet coaches and all that.

Last year, I got traded from DC, San Diego, in the middle of the season. I'm going to look like a playoff on it. That was tough, but I think this go around, it was a little bit easier just because I'd been through it before. Obviously, I'd known Skip just from, you know, across the way. He was with the Padre's for a while. It's coached me first base. So I got to chat, chat with him for a bit. And then Jacob Sawings was a guy that virtually got your after-blit chat with him for a bit and then Jacob Stollings was a guy that first I got drafted with Mark Ketcher here. So I've known him for 10 plus years and for a ball. So he was the first text I got on my phone after

a KMRGM called me and said, you know, welcome to the organization. The first text that came in was Stollings, like, hey, I'm so pumped to, you know, be playing with you again. So I think just walking to the clubhouse for the first time, you know, meeting the guys. Obviously there's a lot of jitters, but once you get in between the lines, playing baseball, it's the same game. New teammates, absolutely a better team, more opportunity to win, which I'm pumped for. You mentioned one of jazz is Grand Slam's. The distance that he hits that baseball at that

size still stuns me. I don't really understand the bat speed. He's not supposed to hit the ball as far as you hit the ball. Can you explain it to me? Yeah, he uses all of his levers. I think that he's like a fun, like a Sam, like a Grizzly Bear. He's like a cheetah. Like he's electric, he's like quick springy. It seems like he can wait just a little bit longer to make decisions before he wants to swing and still get the bat head out in front because he's got that kind of springy explosive energy. And we go back and forth in MVP, just swing by early. It's a, you know, me, him, burger, all the same, same BP group, you know, we're

not leaving the round with a lot of balls being thrown in. A lot of balls leaving the yard. You know, a lot of balls in the upper deck. He's definitely electric. He's fun to watch. And him and center field too. He's made some really, really good strides this year. That's been a lot of fun to watch. I think what Dan was trying to ask is why don't you hit the ball further? If jazz can hit it that far at 185 pounds, I mean, like 100 feet. Yeah, exactly what he was saying. Yes.

Well, who amongst you though does, who wins that? Because I imagine you guys are also competitive there. In terms of hitting the ball the furthest who wins most frequently. I would say burger, especially in game, we all follow exit velocity. So like a good exit velocity is 95 and up. And I want to say the leader this year might be 122 miles per hour. And burger, like when he miss hits balls,

like it doesn't hit them well, it'll be like 107 miles per hour. And when he gets them, it's like 117 miles per hour. He had a home run on this past weekend that was the lowest ball flight that I've ever seen leave the ballpark. It was the right center. He hit it at like, I wanna to say it was 116, um,

and that's really unheard of. Um, you know, I'll hit balls and like, you know, you hit it right. It goes at 95 miles per hour, but you see him like, he's in the box and you see the, the infield is kind of back up a little bit to the edge of the grass. Like, okay, like here it comes. Are you just a giant baseball nerd? Cause we're trying to look up stuff on you and your Twitter bar was just, I love baseball. And then we ask Ryan to, yeah, he just, he just likes to play baseball. That's it. When you get traded three or four times in two years, you can't like keep changing cities over and over again. I was just like, all right, we're writing up, mind up. Josh, was there a part of you? I'm a met fan. So stay with me here. Was there a part of

you that was laughing, laughing when they fielded a ball through the third base and no one was at third base? Were you laughing? That was wild, but you know, play this game long enough. You see some crazy things. Not that. You know, it was a good throw if someone were there, but it's, you know, tough, you know, it's, that's funny because we also got thrown out on that play. So it didn't really work out in our favor. We scored a run, ended up winning the game, but didn't quite make it's a third. It's, you know, it's just a crap shoot there. Do you have any unusual Miami observations, the city of Miami observations that moving here, you're like, what is this? this. I am a laid-better driver now than I was two months ago. You have to be. Yeah. I'm a little bit more. Yep. How do you feel about that bell right there? I'm not a big fan. No, thank you. He was a decent man. He was being polite, but he's got no time for your, you've extended it too far. Do you think the matrix would have been better or worse if Kevin Costner agreed to the

role of Morpheus? Worse. I agree. The matrix is, that's my favorite. That's, that's my favorite. That kind of, they couldn't done anything better. Aside from maybe that last one, they could have done without. How'd you know about it?

Josh, you're opting in, right? You're not going to test for agency. He's up and just going to come on. Let's put Miami in that bio. Let's get Miami in the bio. We got to stick around next year. No uncertainty. Good same uniform next year. John, don't have silent leave. That's how I'm like, no deal. No comment is what that sounded like.

That sounded like I'm definitely opting out. I always feel like I play my best ball whenever I'm focused on what's right here in front of me. We got stagnate tonight. He said incredible start over here in front of him. We got stagnant tonight. He said, incredible start over here in the States. And if we get to the postseason, we make this push. Obviously, this crowd's been electric. This organization has accepted me. My family loves it here. This is going to dream come true. And I would definitely love to say.

Yeah. Definitely. No, definitely. No, definitely. No, I would definitely like to say it's not opting in. That sounded like it. It's not like an opting to me. That's my big court. 16.5 million reasons.

I mean, not enough, not enough. Josh, did you, did you laugh like the rest of us at the fact that you had a 45 year old ball boy grab Freddie Freeman's double when it was in play and throw it into the stands. He was moustache out and he was not a ball boy. He was 45 years old and he wasn't wearing a ball boys uniform. What was happening there? Man, that's tough. I feel so bad for him.

And then it's like you look up and ending later and he's been replaced or like did he get fired? Like, oh man, that's that's tough. Um, what it happens, you know, happens with fans all the time. I'm just so you don't want to see it from the from the ball boy, but you know, tough angle. Um, he's just trying to do a job. Um, you know, I think it was like a record breakingbreaking double too, which makes it a little bit more just toss it in the stands so it can't be authenticated or anything like that. It's probably worst case scenario for that kid tonight. It wasn't a kid. It was a 45-year-old man.

He is. He knows, bring my bell. He is the opting-in Josh Bell. He will be with the Marlins next season at $16.5 million. Thank you, Josh, for being on with us. So if you're going to say next season, say next season and beyond, and then we both. Good talking to you, Josh.

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Five is a clearest day. Wow. You know, two guts. Number eight. He got it. He's Chris Carter on the line. He's easy. DCC down.

Limit our show with his two guts. Let's play a little bit more. Let's play a little bit more. Let's play a little bit more. Let's play a little bit more. Let's play a little bit more. Let's play a little bit more. Let's play a little bit more. Let's play a little bit more. Let's play a little bit more. Let's play a little bit more.

Let's play a little bit more. Let's play a little bit more. Let's play a little bit more. Let's play a little bit more. actually adheres to anything. You mean the bucket of death brought to you by KFC's new hot and spicy wings, Dan? Order an eight piece of the new hot and spicy wings for 499, a participating KFC today. It's finger, licking good. Billy has already gone to the bucket. He has in his hand, whatever his choice is. I before we get any further into this, though, Mike, because I'm very frustrated

with how sloppy all of this is and has gotten sprawling and Too much penalties are not paid. Oh, we're gonna we're gonna go on I paid one yesterday Yeah, yeah, what was the one you paid yesterday? Well, it's it's up to that surprise. Yeah There's a certain standard we'd like to aspire to What was the one you paid yesterday? It's a godstown like it's it's still pending because you got to try to take the easy way out on his punishment The public hasn't seen it yet. I did what I was asked to do. That's it. I don't think you did Okay, it's like I haven't seen it yet But there's a whole submission process that I didn't think you called what punishments are coming out you're involved Folks death is on its way. Yeah, this is terrifying.

Death walked in here and I was like, oh my God. It's September. It's not death. December tomorrow. Chris Cody will do the entire show as the dark night in the voice of the dark night. Next week, he's doing an entire show with a entire pack of big league chew in his mouth. So some penalties are gonna be paid. Billy, what is in your- he's doing the mad Harvey? What is in your right hand, Billy? I got the Patriots who are a three-point favorite over the Jets and it's really tempting because the Jets are not that good. The Jets are at home. That game is at in New York. Are you gonna keep it?

I'm gonna put it back. I'm gonna have to live day in New York. Yeah, the Jets are at home. The Jets are at home. That game is at in New York. Are you gonna keep it? I'm gonna put it back. Woo! I'm gonna have to live day in New York.

Yeah, the Jets are at home. The Jets are at home. The Jets are at home. That game is at in New York. Are you gonna keep it? I'm gonna put it back. Woo! I'm gonna put it back. Yeah, the Jets are at home.

That game is at in New York. Are you gonna keep it? I'm gonna put it back. Woo! I'm gonna have to live day in New York. can choose. The Lions and Tigers are the Bears. The Lions are a three and a half point favorite at home. The Bears are terrible, a chiefs underdog minus 13. If you want to go Bengals, the Bengals are minus two at home against the Rams and Clemson's Terrible. I thought you could pick for many spores. I can. You can. You can Florida State this weekend.

You can. You can think this one out as just goes to the bug. I think this one out. Yeah. Just have an answer. I think you should have that much time to think about that. Well, he's not going to give us an answer and make it consistent.

I got the hands there. Muggles. Uh. I'm putting that one back. Yeah. You should do that. That's a rough money for bugging. At C-Hawks minus 5 and a half. You just would hope that your quarterback

could line up under the center. That was a little video for Bryce Young. The Colts playing the Ravens this weekend. I don't have a choice. They're plus eight against the Ravens. So there's a Mintu starting. Yes. Charlotte's not picking today. You're gonna pick tomorrow.

Yeah, I'm gonna pick tomorrow, but big big Gardner Mintu fan. So, you know, aren't we all special? Aren't we all really? I made a decision. I'm gonna take the LSU Tigers over Arkansas. Nice. Interesting. What kind of points? Pretty good. 14 points right? I don't see the spread, but I'm just feeling good about this one. See that little graph and says 88.3% chance of winning. I like those odds. Nice. Rumaging.

Yep, we know this. Got to find the right helmet. You're rummaging too hard on the KFC bucket. I think I found the right one. The dolphins. The dolphins are in the wrong place. The dolphins are in the right there. The dolphins. The dolphins are in the wrong place. The dolphins are in the wrong place. The dolphins are in the wrong place. The dolphins are in the wrong place.

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The dolphins are in the wrong place. The dolphins are in the wrong place. The dolphins are in the wrong place. The dolphins are in the wrong place. The dolphins are in the wrong place. The dolphins are in the wrong place. The dolphins are in the wrong place. The dolphins are in the wrong place. The dolphins are in the wrong place. The dolphins are in the wrong place. The dolphins are in the wrong place. enough Tomlin during the useless sound montage. So just give me some, she, Jessica just mentioned, that was some awful football hard to watch on Monday night, all of it. But Tomlin was there for us

being splashy. Of course, the Steelers win because it was Monday night and Steelers win half of their games, even when you don't get to not innate somehow. They're going to have a winning season because Tomlin is out there always having winning seasons. What did he say after this one against Cleveland? This is a sport entertainment business. It is our job to win and thus entertain them. And so, you know, we don't begrudge them for that. We want them to be fat and sassy and spoiled. It is our job to make fans fat, sassy and spoiled. That was a question about the fans chanting fire Canada during Monday night football because everyone hates their offensive coordinator in Pittsburgh that much.

What an answer though. Didn't expect that. Do you guys remember the video of the woman, the news video that won fire over where she said we're going to eat soup and get fat and sassy? No. No. Cool. Yes.

Okay. Well, that's what that made me think of. And back to you guys. All right. On ball every day, Tuesday, Wednesday. Please watch it. We also subscribe to our sister. Well, here it's terrible.

Teenage I was. You can just beg for people to please watch oddball because please watch oddball Charlotte to send into the block. She's very good when mistakes are made reacting to them genuinely, even though it's not the most professional of things and I mean is not the most professional of things. Oddball Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday, please watch. Thank you. Let's get to this video real quick. Mike Ryan has told me it's too racy that we have to blur out images here because Movert is going to town.

Movert is at a Beetlejuice theater. She's on a first day allegedly. She's a 36-year-old grandmother. She's vaping. Is that the corporate name for the theater? The Beveljuice theater? Don't say the third time. Guaranteed, great theater. And let's just play this video. I still got to say one. All your thoughts and aggressive first date in public. A lot of groping and handling. date as well. We've been told, make sure to blur that out. We don't want to be too racy, too dangerous here.

Um, so God's I mentioned yesterday, you have really gotten to an interesting place in the world when Howard Stern is outraged by your behavior. Right. I don't know what's happened. No, I don't know what's happened in this country when he's the moral arbiter for you. Don't do that in a theater. Really?

You know, vapin. I'm mostly impressed by the security cameras in the Beetlejuice theater. It was pretty good. I mean, five years ago, he'd have them on his guests, not that long ago. So, Bobert, Republican, famously, famously wants to clean up the nation from the toxic morality. Party of family values. Yeah, of the left. It doesn't want drag

branches, even though she's on a first date with a borrower that does host drag branches that is also registered Democrat. The little over the PANCE, HJ, on the first date in a public setting. Over the PANCE. Over the PANCE. Yeah. OTPHA. Yeah, there you go. Oh, a little boob fondly.

Yes, fed me that three times. I was like, please just say it. I had to write that all the letters. The abbreviation we have for this whole segment. Stu is like, this feels like math. He ended Monday show by whimpering professionally into a microphone. I'm tired.

Well, we all. I'm not totally sure why the group. Duju did this to me last week when I say something. Now all of a sudden, I'm being accused of being a liar at every turn. I tell you, I've watched 80 raise games this year. Nobody believes me. I tell you that my my wife is singing songs about the Marlins first basement and nobody believes me. So she has sent me audio. Embarrass. She doesn't want

to send me audio. I'm like, nobody believes me. Can you just send me the song that you sing around the house? So let's see, like, I'm going to listen to it now with you. I don't know what this is embarrassing for my wife. She did not want to do this. We will see how this sounds. This is a bold move by Dan trying to play iPhone audio live into a microphone. I love it. I'm just saying. Cool sound, bro. We believe you.

Yeah, thank you.