The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: An Hour of Bits

Episode Date: October 4, 2023

Chris Cote wants to tell us the one POSITIVE thing he learned from the Dolphins game this weekend. Then, it's time for the Useless Sound Montage, Against the Spread, AND Tony's Top 5 in one segment. Plus, Adam McKay joins us for our Horrifying Climate Fact of the Day and Amin shares his Top 5 Funniest Things Said at NBA Media Days. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Don Levertar Show with the Stugat's Podcast. After much noise, I am looking straight into the sunglasses of Chris Cody right here because you know what I'm eager to do right now? I am eager to get to that one positive thing from the Bill Dolphins game. He came in here with two things today that are approximately 220 or devices are going to make a noise and there was one positive thing. Like he had the whole week, the whole trough of information

where people are gathering to talk about football and the dolphins were the best. And then his team got dragged by four touchdowns and he had one positive thing to go to. But before we get to the general patheticness of having one positive thing from that game and before we get to what Stugots is declaring, a game of the century coming up this week between

the cowboys and the forty nine it's a big one he is excited he thinks he thinks this will knock out Taylor Swift and anything just football raw football old timey rivalry but last week the big game of the week the biggest game of the week was Buffalo Miami and I just want to show at least a little bit to the audio audience and to the video audience because I want them to hear some of this as well. Our reaction last week, week three or week, headed into week four, when on Stephen A's list, he named the Miami Dolphins the single best team in the NFL. This is where we were one week ago. But this is Stephen Zaylis and we're at the top five NFL teams

for those of you just joining us. Thank you, Billy, for getting us up to speed. Number five is the chiefs. Number four is the bills. Number three is the Eagles. Oh, I like this to say. He puts the 49ers number two. I think you know who's going number one.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He puts the dolphins number two. I think we know who's going number one. Talk dirty, do me, Steven. Where are we? He's going to put number two up there and number two. Good morning, number two is...

30 points! Wow! Woo! Woo! Yeah! Yeah! Number three! Yeah!

Woo! Woo! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Come back! That's team, ever! That's team ever, that's team ever. Dan Phil, Dan Phil.

If you were wondering what that was in the middle there, that was Batman telling Stephen A. Smith to talk to it. You may have thought that that was Alex Jones. It was not. It was Batman and if you don't have video, you can now imagine Batman creeping up the Stephen A Smith and whispering him. Talk dirty to me, Stephen A. And of course what Stephen A says is the dolphins are the best. So approximately one week later, where are we? We are one positive thing that Chris Cody has. He brought two of them in today. We're out of Stephen A's dot five. That's right. Not we. You are a jet span. I've never been there. I don't know what it is that you're doing trying to attach yourself to him for a year. To the thing. Well, but now you don't want the dolphins anymore. Now you want the bills maybe San Francisco

San Francisco even though you're still out there with the take Brock Purdy show me it on the road in the playoffs Right, we do realize by the way. I do think this is important to know same with Dak that the only reason the 49ers didn't win The title last year is because in a pretty important game in Philadelphia They didn't have any quarterbacks at the end because everybody got hurt. Otherwise, they would have won the title last year. Now they're winning it this year and Stugots was there to tell you that Brock Pertie, do it in a game where you're injured on the road against Philadelphia.

But Chris Cody, how are you feeling right now about your Miami Dolphins and one positive thing to be extrapolated from that game. All right, America. Got something to tell you. Last game against the bills. Two at Taga Veloah was sacked four times and he's starting next week.

Wow. Wow. Great point. Is that still a rating? Yeah. That's the ray of sunlight. It is. I mean, did you see last season? I did but that's he got hit hard on Sunday and He's playing next week

That's it. Okay. Thank you. It is Wednesday. That is what he came in with today and he's playing the Giants getting some Thursday Chris on Wednesday He's got to oh, that's just we're taking that for granted That's just we should expect that right granted. That's just, we should expect that. Well, I mean, damn good point by me. He technically wasn't diagnosed with that first concussion where he stumbled and then he played the next week in Cincinnati and then his hands did the thing. Leave Chris alone on this one

because the biggest concern for the dolphins headed into the season was to his health and my health. I'm not gonna say, yeah! Five dollars. He held on. No. He my health. I'm not gonna say, yeah! Five dollars. He held on. No. He held on. That's not five dollars.

He didn't clear. I refused to pay five dollars. No, you were saying thank you. I was defending Chris because that was the big question. I think it just came out of my mouth. That was the big question. Headed into the season. Was could Tua learn how to slide?

Could he sustain hits? Could he stay healthy? He took four monster hits last week, a week ago, and he's starting again this week. That's a great point by him. I'm getting it. I would go one step further into take land and tell you that I believe on his first sack he was, couldn't cuss by being hitting the floor face first. I thought that that's what it happened.

Even more impressive that he's starting next week. No. I don't know He got hit so hard that I immediately assumed on his first sec the second one of the season because he went face first into the ground My initial reaction was oh, he's not gonna be right after that that seems like it would hurt a great deal if you've got You know if you've got some issues there and we just kept on playing and It's in you know, it's hard to win in Buffalo and everything's moving very fast out there. And oh, look, that's what it looks like when dolphins, dolphins in line is injured and

the Buffalo builds have a good defensive line. They also didn't score much after like the first two days. Oh, no, I thought I thought that I thought, look, man, there, there is a spot in last season that I didn't understand. They went out to the charges and they went out to the 49ers and it was when we were wondering about like, is he all right? Like, what happened? How did it get slowed that way? The 49ers are great at defense. Chargers not so much. And I don't know if they're measuring system. I'm playing around and I'm not playing around when I say on the first one where he got sacked. I'm like, you can't

land face first like that. If you're any player, any player, not just him and not risk that that was something that could look like a head injury Good bounce bad segment for me Jeremy fist me Don't watch that phrasing please. Why? Yeah, that's a good bow. You have to admit last one not great by me This one brought it that ate the part of the addiction about that phrase. Yeah, you could do better like a fist bump Mike Fist me All right, go sit in the penalty box They are the kind of the. Fist me. All right, go sit in the penalty box. They are the eras store you and you end your fist go sit in the penalty box. They put on the Greg Cody show Twitter the other day,

based off of a sentence from Greg, would you have pegged Jeremy Tashay as dot, dot, dot, a science nerd or a baseball player. And just the tweets saying, would you have pegged Jeremy Tashay? Yeah, that's a lot. Yeah, we're making fun of we're making fun of Jeremy a lot to get pegged around here Well, you see F is as a science you see how his school is Dan welcome to the peace Come on They were equally competitive with both of these teams. They

went on the road. They lost to Kansas State, a good team that's going to be ranked at the end of the year. They should fire Gus Malzahn for his mouth. Fizzins, his Malzahn Fizzins. All right. Against Baylor. It's ridiculous. Put it on the pole at Labatoucho. Should Malzahn be fired for his Malzahn Fizzinsasons but i want to point out you really are power five now you're firing coaches after two straight laws absolutely i am do i i i think i have this history right lost to navy is there a big loss to to lane in there going back to last season guss loses big game no but those aren't big games thus guss loses competitive games but to lane but Tulane, you have a lost in Navy. There's a blowout lost to Duke,

and then you're up huge against Baylor, and you shit yourself. Getting off the Gus Bus. You just, you shit yourself. Sitting your shit, Jeremy. I called it romantic. Sitting your sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh At Public Mobile, we do things differently. From our subscription phone plans to throwing a big sale right now when no one else is. Well, maybe they are, but who cares, our sale is better. And it's on right now, no waiting necessary.

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Kind of like the 90s baseball player game. Like a couple of minutes ago, I just blurted out Brock Marion. Oh, great work. And it made a few people happy. Yep. Still got Bob Sanders. Yeah, you know, he was early in the list. Classic.

Very cathartic. Yeah. Adam Archelletta. Not a good safety though, but a great name and a name. He had a run. He had a run. He had a run. He had a run. name and a name. He had a name alone. Sounds like he should be better. Adam was a good safety for a few years. Did someone say Brock Marion? Yeah, that's where this was a gambit. Listen, I'm struggling with memory as I get older. This is the down lebertar show with a stugat. Billy Gill is a slave to content. He is working very hard. He is putting aside family issues

to give you God bless football. Not this morning. To give you, to give you at every turn the content you need tonight, you can watch him watch the Marlins play a playoff elimination game on YouTube. He's recruiting an assortment of friends to watch the game with him, but he's also working hard in the dungeon, presenting us useless sound. It is getting here later and later every week. It's getting here. What is happening right now with your relationship with useless sound? You've got a lot on your plate right now.

Well, I mean, if you want to be completely honest, I've somewhat outsourced this task. I didn't really want complete honesty there I just wanted to say I never do Oh, that's so hard I know for the useless amount of time Hell yeah, we got to make some changes man That was an ugly product we put out there today, and so we not going to do the same things and and hope for a different outcome. What those changes are man will put together a plan in preparation.

We didn't give up. That really shows me something even more. I think it's a team that we didn't give up and didn't give in. As a unit we've just got to play better. You know everybody play calls you got to be better. We got to put ourselves in better positions. That starts with me. We got to do a better job. It starts with me. Yeah, that's on me. We won in a different way than we've had to win so far this year. I think that builds character. I think that builds a tighter team. I think that builds trust. Pressure builds character.

And we needed a game like this for us. I think a win like this does so much for a spirit of a team. Because winning is not easy. Winning is hard. When the game's online, that's where you gotta love it most. That's where you gotta love it most. And you gotta have great belief. You gotta have no fear.

You need the biggest thing about winning. And, you know, winning, you know, come back games and all that. It's everybody. It's not just you. They were in manageable possession downs. You don't get them one dimensional, you don't get an opportunity for splash. You just got to know when you get those chances and obviously that time. At those points in the game, I can't do that. I got to the football away

and just live to play another play. Critical situation, I can't. I can't have a play like that. I mean, obviously when you get beat by 28 points, you could argue that the opposite of what you did across the board would be a better answer. Our thought crosses every time we touch the ball is the score. Everybody in the building is trying to reach their full potential. So players coaches, coaches trying to get the most out of every player. And then us as players were trying to get the most out of ourselves.

That was outstanding. That was a fun one for the guys. It was a total team effort. It's easy to go through here and it's actually not easy to go through here instead. It plays really well. Crutched those guys to the other side of the game. No matter how many losses you have, they're still a lot to play for and you can fight your way back. Unacceptable. Obviously nobody's happy about it. And we've got to be better. I'm open.

I'm always open. I was just seven, doing it on a president team. It includes everybody. Coaches, players, offense, defense, special teams. We're not going to finger point. We're going to go back to work. We're all going to own it. We've got to get better.

You know, kind of our theme this week, a little bit was talk is talk with time for action. The content industry is littered with analyzing what these people say. And I really do think, because two guts will always tell you, but then the coach will take the criticism. Mike McDaniel just neutered it with, when you lose by 28 points, just do the opposite of whatever I did.

That would be the correct way to handle it. Kind of neuters all criticism, but we've got betting advice for you right now. I don't like doing this, yes, but like Ryan. We are red hot. Everyone's doing so well in this comment, I'm crushing it, Dad. It's going to be a razor thin margin to see who wins the best.

Who's doing well, Billy must be doing while Billy's Cups run he keeps coming in here. You eager to do against the I just want to win the big prize at the end of the year Dan. Yeah, but I'm right there on your heels remember I had the bills against the spread and we do have Tony in position for his top five But he's to have to participate in this too. So I'm going to have to position him in. Where is it? What Tony? Can you hear me? Tony, you copy. Yes, Mike. I hear you. All right. I'm getting mashed right now on the, on the yoga studio. Oh, okay. Yeah, that is Genesis. You have heard Jessica wave on the yoga studio. Huh? Rave. You've heard Jessica. Right Jessica Rave. Billy stop Billy stop. Let Tony have his segment. Well, we're gonna let him have his segment after we have ours

It's against the spread, it's brought to you by Draft King Sportsbook Use Code Dan when you sign up on the app. And a limited time offer will appear for new customers. I'll kick things off here. I'm red hot as you know, I think I've won my last 13 of these. So I am going to take Sean McVeigh and LA Rams plus four and a half Cooper cup is returning to the Rams offense I'm gonna take the Rams plus four and a half against the reigning NFC champion How many of these do we have to do because I want to get to Tony. I don't want to waste any more time I'm right away. I said you're Tony. Hey, excuse me. This is a great second. Should we all say ours at once?

Maybe yeah, well, Tony's go. Let's go. Just, just, what are you maybe slowing down? And that's my pick. For a game of stars! For a game of stars! I'm trying to ruin the gimmick. Go ahead, Tony. Guys, I'm going to take the Texas plus two and a half

against the Falcons this week against the... No, no! Billy just threw down his things because that's the game you were going to take. Stull his thunder. He's furious. What's the matter? I know. This should be effort and through a highlighter against the wall.

Thunder's tomorrow. No, sorry. I'm also going to take the Texas. I'm not going to let him take that away from me. CJ Stroud is looking great, Danny. You know what the Texas have been doing lately? They've been clicking on all cylinders. They have over 30 points to last two games.

The Falcons are headed in the opposite direction. They lost the last two games and have given up 20 points in the last two games. I don't know how the hell they're favored in Atlanta, but the Texas are going in there, plus two, and they're gonna win this game. Oh, good. Yeah.

One jump. That was a tough one. One jump. That was a tough one. What? That was a good one. That was a? What? That was the dookie. He dropped the dookie ball. He loves against the spread.

I know that, no. Finally, he's winning at something. And now look at him. Brad, he's doing the, look at him. Look at him. That's a special prize. What a front runner. He dropped the dookie.

What a front runner. You're doing well. You're winning. All of a sudden, you care and you're a gambling expert. All right. So now I do think that we need to be more efficient. That was incredible by Billy, but also it took a little bit of time. So everyone, it was a great, great everyone that hasn't given their pick for against a squeeze on the run line.

Do it at the end. Excuse me. Stop trying to ruin. Okay. It's a straight. Alright, every at once. One, two, three, go. Okay, I'm sorry. Last thing I had just all the time was to be honest. All right, every at once one two three go I'm going to be the best. I'm going to be the best. I'm going to be the best. I'm going to be the best. I'm going to be the best. I'm going to be the best. I'm going to be the best.

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I'm going to be the best. I'm going to be the best. I'm going to be the best. I'm going to be the best. I'm going to be the best. I'm going to be the best. I'm going to be the best. I'm going to be the best. I'm going to be the best. I'm going to be the best. I'm going to be the best. I'm going to be the best. I'm going to be the best. I'm going to be the best. I'm going to be the best. I'm going to be the best. I'm going to be the best. I'm going to be the best. I'm going to be the best. I'm going to be the best. I'm going to be the weekend. Hey. Hey. Hey. How does that feel, Tony? Everybody loves Genesis. She is really giving you a pounding. Yes. Yes, Dan.

It is excellent. I'm here in the yoga studio, sorry, Chris. It's hard to talk when she's got your hamstring and is putting the force of a thousand sons into it. That's the worst. The best. Oh, a lie. Dan Campbell was built for Detroit.

That's great. That's a good one. It's a good, it's so built for Detroit. By the way, Jets fans, dolphins fans complaining about all your suffering. No one has suffered like those people in football. None. They made their top two players quit. They're best two players ever quit and they haven't want to play off game. What? One playoff game and 70 years. Go ahead, Tony. Number two, excuse me, number five.

Where is she right now? The glutes, the glutes. She's working on that. She's still working these hammies Dan the hammies are incredibly thick muscle We're gonna battle through I'm sweating right now number five two teams a third of a billion dollars and zero QBs for the New York franchises He's hurting I mean for the New York franchises. He's hurting. I mean, I mean,

I've been so much money and I'd have a quarterback. I mean, he's not acting. I mean, tell everybody what Genesis does. Genesis puts her entire weight into one small point on her foot, whether it's the ball of her foot or toe or whatever, or heel, and then mashes on all those knots and the nerves and the IT bands and all that stuff.

It feels amazing though when you're done. Yeah, but it's very painful as it happens. Number four! Number four. Baker. Bayfield is quietly having a nice season so... That was true. Mike is very happy for Baker. We all know. It is.

It is. No, it is quiet. But I'm the for Baker. We all know it is. It is quiet. But I'm the only one. Third and four. How hard it is for them to get five yards. They're terrible. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Number three, Billy stole his Texans take from me because I had CJ Stroud last week as part of Tony's top five and number three, Duval County is not gonna be happy with me after this one. Oh no, but the Texans are winning the AFC South.

Whoa, wow. He is turning on the jugs. He asked me to capitulate and now he's abandoning the jugs. Number three. I don't know about abandoning, but right now. No, that's an abandonment. No, no, no, no, you kept it real, you abandoned it. It's a bad division.

Number, number two. Number two, Steelers, Falcons, Giants, the three offenses, someone off Muerto. Yes, Muerto's for sure. Thank you. Put it on the pole. If you combine the offenses of Pittsburgh, Atlanta, and the Giants, would you have a single good offense?

Number one. We forgot the Bears. Number one, Dad. Oh my God. Hold on. Okay, number one. I hate to say this. He is swirly. When I flipped.

It's legitimate, sweat. Like, I don't even know how I'm holding out of the microphone right now. I hate to say this, but I flipped. Their swiftest bad for the Chiefs. What? Why just think one both games? Yes, they won both games. Get in there, Genesis.

My rookie, my rookie, my rookie. Where I will What the point is I've never seen the homes look so bad and Kelsey's like The girl get the glue get the he is sweating so much right now that is real physical pain Back to you, Dan oh, all, excellent work. You tough get out Means top five is next Billy you weren't able to sabotage him. I would never Don't let a card you know what a razor is Dan. I do not know

I don't know what a motorola is. You don't? No. I bet you you had one. I did not have one. Really? Let's walk through your phone history. What kind of phone is it? I've never had a Motorola razor. I did not have a Motorola razor.

What was your first phone? Ooh. It's a telegraph machine. After that. The Motorola razor, Dan, was the one that was like really, really thin that it flipped over, but it was like as thin as a razor blade. That's why they called it the razor.

What is a telegraph machine? I don't know, they had one in Down Naby. Stugats. The Titanic stop has sunk in and stop. John take a bath to a stop is missing, stop. You think that was my phone? You think that my first phone was the Titanic's emergency signal. This is the Don LeBathar Show with the Stugats.

You guys still talking about the Seahawks Giants game? Oh yeah. We haven't shut up about it around here. Don't think that they still say, don't you can't re-broadcast the game for money? Or is that the dissemination liner with experts with the consent of the National Football League? Yeah, I still think they'd do that.

Do they? We rented a movie theater here in LA, and we're gonna screen that game tomorrow night. The oceans are all burning and we're all wondering why. Let's turn on the news and find out that we're going to die. This is every couple of days when we do it, hugely depressing. I've told you already that Hollywood hotshot Adam McKay who has signed a deal with metal arc media to Link up with hyper object and make cool things in the future He has begun as an intern here at metal arc media

We are going out to California shortly some of us to do some things with hyper object so that you can see What a cool company that is and just the cool shit that he makes all over the place But this is not a bit. He is legitimately suffering right now from the general insanity of it feels like the world is ending and everyone's working and not covering it enough and everyone's, Holly was getting back to work now and he's talking to activists and scientists and they're telling him, holy shit, this is going to start ravaging already is ravaging poor people at a disproportionate rate

and it'll encroach everywhere in the next few years. There's not a way to make that funny. He tried in a movie. It was Netflix most popular. Don't look up in the history of Netflix. And it's a funny movie. Yeah, it didn't change anything though. And so the horrifying climate fact of the day

by way of meandering introduction because I've not yet found a way to make this Grim grim thing we're doing funny even though we're doing it with a man who's responsible for a generation of funny in the movies Can you help me I mean the song kind of helps Dan the the lengthy preamble doesn't agreed Adam The lengthy preamble doesn't. Agreed. Adam, do you have a good horrifying climate fact of the day for us today? Good.

Yeah, I mean, you have to pardon me, I'm a little tired. I was up working on metal, lark, hyper-object business. There's a lot of really exciting stuff going on. You know, I'm not feeling as bad about the climate of late. You know, I finally made a decision to, you know, stop kind of fighting it. I've been fighting it for so long.

And I really started to just look at the business model of these oil companies. And I really started to appreciate it. I'm trying to channel that energy into hyper objects partnership with metal. Wow. And there is some really exciting stuff going on. You've come to the dark side then. The fossil fuel industry. Stop, stop. There's so much money that you're now just saying the route to this is destroy the world. Let's get to the money. No, come on. Like honestly, what are you guys going to do? Like be naked and wear barrels and eat wheat germ all day like we got to be for real we live in an economy. We want to do well with the, you

know, who knows what's going on with the climate. So by the way, thanks a lot. I was up to two A.M. working on this pretty exciting merger that we're trying to do. Skipper and I were with the lawyers all night getting to work on this pretty exciting merger that we're trying to do. Skipper and I were with the lawyers all night getting to work on this four-metalloc That's really exciting stuff. What is it? I'm sorry. I'm ignorant here. I don't know what you're talking about

Do you really I mean this is business stuff? I'm supposed to do this climate stat thing Maybe we just you really want to hear what's I do. Yeah, we were gonna do a show. The the executive producer of succession was gonna do a show with Juju and Tony. They I can't tell you how exciting. Juju and Tony are and so I don't know what you guys are cooking up but you're cooking up something. No, this is look, you know, we just purchased, as you guys know, from my last time, eight urgent care centers for diversifying our portfolio. And we've got something else really going on. We're trying to buy the three companies. we're trying to bring them together to eliminate redundancy

in their sales, marketing departments. We can save a ton of money if we bring these three companies together that make epi pens for people with peanut allergies. And we're gonna bring all three of them together and we will essentially metal our hyper object. That's why we're up all night. We will own the only company that makes epi pens for peanut allergies. What are you guys doing?

What are you guys doing with the money? Like that, I like that. I like that. I like putting a market inefficiency. I like that. What are you guys doing? What are you guys doing with the money? Like, I like this. I like that. I like that. I like it. I like it. Monopoly. No, but you're here to be a,

the intern on the horrifying climate fact of the day. Like, what do you, you start like saying all this other, and anyway, I asked you do you want to hear about this? It's the business, the work that we're doing through this partnership. I'm like 80 hours this week. I've been with McKinsey Consultants non-stop. We had a really funny joke that I should change my name

to Adam McKinsey. And we were laughing really, really hard and it's pretty I mean I don't know if we can do anything with that joke or I don't know how that as far as the IP goes but anyway we've been working not now stop to get to you guys know hockey sticks and you know that's the goal that's what we all want you know it can't be about hockey sticks and I'm come on man you got to stand for something yellow dot stands for something what are you doing how have you already given up on this I've given up Dan I mean look I tried soulking freaking outing, freaking out, being scared. And you know what, it got me a big indent in my couch.

So now I'm back in the economy. I'm working, I'm working with Skipper. We just hired a lobbyist, the first lobbyist for Metal Art for really Jim Beenerinthal. He's fantastic. And yeah, we're working. And this deal on the EpiPens could be really exciting. So anyway, should I do this bit?

We do about the climate. It's not the bit. I want the horrifying climate stat of the day. I want that's you're an intern. You're not supposed to be negotiating with Skipper on anything. Yeah, sure we can play, make believe, whatever. I always forget while we're working, you guys do them in a shirt.

You can do them make believe. Dan, why don't you pay me? I'm an intern. Hold on. Hold on. It's Chad from McKinsey. These guys do not stop. You you are being paid by metal,

Mark Media. You're a paid intern. Don't say you're not getting money. And we make I don't want to talk about the hyper object deal again. What is the horrifying climate fact of the day? Please. So all right. Don't talk over.

Come on. Come on. Month was the global warming average for the entire month was 1.8 degrees Celsius. And last week was 1.9 degrees Celsius. And last week was 1.9 degrees Celsius, but this is these that. So the old month was 1.8 degrees Celsius. If we didn't have an atmospheric climate flooded with CO2 from burning oil gas and coal. The odds of having a month, that warm, literally one in 9,000 trillion.

That good, huh? Horrifying numbers that can't mean things. I'm coming. Hold on. All right, get out of here. Get out of here. I'm okay. Go go be with the kids. Yeah, he's going to get out of here. The McKinsey guys are so fool like they work hard, but they're like like they're constantly referencing lines from the office. Like they're really cool. Like they know every line from Ankerman, like,

you should really have them on. Gantobite. What are you doing? See you later. Goodbye. We have a very important top five to get to. Dr. McKenzie or how I learned to stop worrying and love the gas companies.

Are you ready for five things? I don't know what this subject matter is amena hasen is going to close out this segment with a bang he says he's got a top five but he hasn't told me what the top five is top five funniest things said on media day this week guys and be a media day was on monday and so i have the top five funniest things that was any olis one ol i one ol i Jimmy Butler i'm emo now outside the top bar outside the top easily is my goodbye to the rookie on there no it's not number five deandre the eight and i dominate my name is dominating I'm still not over that one i love that number four Spencer

denwitty talking about Claksin, Nick Claksin saying he's gonna get $100 million, even if he shits the bed, he's gonna get 60 or 70. Buzzer Buzzer Buzzer Number three, and this one is actually sad, more sad than funny, but Steve Clifford saying, I've been a head coach for 10 years, this is the most talented group I've ever coached.

Head coach of the Charlotte Hornets ladies and gentlemen. Ouch. Is that true? Is that true? That's what he's, no, is it true that this is the most talented group? It might be, but that's pretty sad. Yes. Number two, Stephen Adams, when told about Korean basketball players banking in their free throws. He asked, North or South? And then he said, to sober. To sober. And number one. And number one. Oh, this is big.

Ben Simmons of the Brooklyn Nets. I'm back. Last minute here, I mean, on everything you saw with the ringer reporting that GMs are thrilled, Howard Beck reporting, GMs are on the legal thrill that they've got the power back. Did they have the power back? I don't think so. I think they have tools to make things a little bit more amenable for them, but at the

end of the day, star players still have power. They've always had power. What's hard on gonna do? Is he doing it yet? He's gonna do it soon, right now. It's gonna be today. But when he shows up, what's it gonna be?

Like, why? How? How much of a mess is he gonna make? I mean, if you're asking us for the day, day in, I'm asking to predict what this is going. Man, we love a soap opera. We're walking butt naked. No, but is it going to make an actual like it's a road to

Gatorade? It can't be. It's down on the ground that he's going to keep making this mess here. What does that look like? Walking in butt naked with a pot belly. No, that one's a certainty. That's minus 350.

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