The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Cake

Episode Date: August 1, 2024

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It's only two of them. The best cookies ever made. it's only two of them. The best cookies ever made. Sugar cookies. It's not the most efficient, but you can also reuse the tin, which is great. Like the shortbread cookies? I'm not sure who-

Are they very buttery? Or their gender, they're just delicious. All right, what you have to do, Juju, is go ahead and search the tin you're talking about, because I think they are, in shape, they are the rectangular ones? You know, you mean you are here sir but what you just took me to Abuela Aida's house with this the problem with what you're saying though juju is that those cannot be better than just the generic chocolate

chip cookie or the best-made macadamian cookie correct like my favorite is this controversial to say I prefer the macadamia cookie, correct? Like my favorite, is this controversial to say? I prefer the macadamia nut cookie to the chocolate chip cookie. This has to be controversial. That is controversial. No, macadamia nut cookies with white chocolate chips, I assume, delicious, however very expensive.

Macadamia nuts are not cheap. It's not a problem for me. So your classic chocolate chip cookie is going to be a much easier bake. Yes, it's a cost when it comes know, when it comes to eating dessert. I'll take 12. Money is no option. Your life hasn't been affected

by the inflation of mac nuts, has it? I will insist that the kitchen go and bring me the truffle pig so that I can eat it first after it's gotten me the dessert. That's how I do it. Cause I want it to be as decadent as possible. But I don't believe, uh, that we have, uh, mainstream

dessert opinions when Juju is citing as his hall of fame cookie, the rectangular one from the blue Grand Monten and, and and Jessica. Nothing's worse though, when you bite into a bad one of those, like you're, you have an open mind, look at all these choices. Why is it green? I have a really hot take. I might be the only person under the age of 60

who likes fruit cake, but you give me all of those nuts and fruits drenched in brandy and then baked into a cake. Oh, there is nothing better. Seems to be a theme here. It keeps coming up here. You'd love my mother's rum cake. I have seen people get drunk on it. I have seen, because she loads it up with so much rum.

I got drunk on it. You've had it, that's right. So yes, and it takes a minute to get Roy drunk. Like he does, he's not a good drinker. He drinks too much. What are you talking about? He's not a good drinker. That's true, I do.

When you drink, you drink to excess and I don't think you know where excess is on the line before you've stepped over it. You are absolutely right, Dan. And when it comes to dessert beverages, the mudslide. Oh, oh yeah. So good. With a floater.

Do we have to pick a dessert that is in a compartment when we're talking about what it is that we're talking about here, Chris, Cody, because I don't think you can just say all ice cream. I think it's gotta be a kind of ice cream. Sorbet has to be separated. Sorbet's not gonna get, that's not a Hall of Fame dessert. It isn't?

It's not even representing poor man of French. It's not decadent. Lemon cello flavored, perhaps? Put it on the poll, please, Juju. Is Sorbet a Hall of Fame dessert? I think it's too healthy. It's not decadent enough. It's not...

You're like a step away from just saying Jack Daniel's, Chef. It's not rich enough. Tony is back now. Has the lunch crowd now changed over at... The lunch crowd has changed over at the lunch crowd has changed over at our betters he is having a hot dog how are the hot dogs their Hall of Fame hot dogs Tony the Hall of Fame hot dogs Dan Oh having a nice little just regular ketchup and mustard on the dog cleared out a little bit I don't know if the

workers want to name a Miami Marlin but I'm here enjoying the hot dogs Dan we can wait for more people but okay can you name me a a Miami Marlin but I'm here enjoying the hot dogs Dan we can wait for more people but okay I don't Ernie can you name me a current Miami Marlin not account guys a current Miami Marlin back there anybody for 20 bucks yeah Justin just got ready he knows okay can Okay. Can you name me? That's the move. Start naming other ones. Gosh, Beckett's not still there. Dave Magadan, Alex areas. They're pointing at something over there, but I don't think so. Here you go. Let's see. What are we pointing at boys? All right. Nick, Nick Gordon, Nick Gordon. Is he a current Miami Marlin? Wait, we have a Marlin. Wait, he moved at the deal. We had him. He's on the

website. He named him. Where is he? Show yourself. Wearing an A's hat. Yes, he's a hold on, say it again. I'm a Phillies fan. I like Bryce Harper. That's the goat. Okay, Bryce Harper the goat. And we got a take with it too.

There you go. All right, but give him the $20 and then also ask him if he can name any other Marlins. Can he name any others? I paid for the hot dog with the 20 bucks. So I can't give him the money. All right, Tony, get out of here. We've got a couple other hot dogs too. It's like 1995. All right, we'll come back. We'll come back to you. Is that it? You're out of money. All right, good talking to you.

See you later. I'm out of money. We're kind of out of people. All right, thank you. Uh, somebody's shouting from the kitchen. Nick Gordon. Uh, you guys aren't made, uh, no one knowing in here if he was a Marlin. Can I hear from drunk Roy at the Stanley Cup, please? I would like to hear Roy out in the field as an example of Roy not being able to hold his liquor or knowing where the line is on excess. All right, we have made it from Amerenbeker, ain't it? To the A&Q, which is a couple blocks down. You know, the funny thing about that is I started drinking after that. Which is a Roy.

Roy. We are made in t-shirts, coming soon. LevitardAF.com. All right, we have made it from Amber and Becker to the infield, which is a couple blocks down. Couple blocks down. You're claiming that you had not had anything to drink there yet?

Correct. All right, we have made it from Amerenbeck Arena to the infield, which is a couple blocks down. I was high on life, dude. We had one at Stanley Cup. I don't know. All right, man. Really?

Yes, really. You didn't have anything at the arena? No. A couple blocks down. Let me hear the start one more time. All right, we have made it from Amerenbeck Arena to the infield, which is a couple blocks down. We have made it to the infield.

We are made it, brother. No, it's half. I said half. I'm team Roy. Speaking of Roy, he mentioned pies. I made a bourbon pecan pie once that was out of this world. Oh, yes, yes.

What is better, the pecan pie or the key lime pie? Because I'm a sucker for the pecan pie. Now we're talking. These are some good pies. That is a really good pie. I won't choose. Tough choice. All right, look, I've thrown a lot at the-

What's the penalty for not choosing? I've thrown a lot at you guys and the audience. So I make you guys make a list of both top five cakes and pies. And let's throw ice cream in there as well. I could name a cake. If I say to you ice cream flavors, cakes, pies, and let's make our own top five lists,

I wanna take a break here. I wanna take a break and gather ourselves. Is it types of cake or cakes made by a specific vendor? I am already telling you that the ice cream cake for me is going on there and you just heard me on love of the pecan pie. You've got a lot of options here on what it is you can do with cakes or pies but what do you mean by the vendor? Because Publix cake is my favorite dessert. But no. Or like a DQ ice cream cake those are

very very popular. I thought this was America Jack I'm just saying what my favorite dessert is a Publix cake to be met with no that doesn't make me feel good Publix is only in Florida correct is Town yeah, I mean we've referenced pub subs all the time there We're not throwing flags on that plate the Publix cake have a layer of boars head ham and cheese on top of it How does this differentiate itself from other cakes? So you've never actually had a Publix cake? They make really good cakes, dude. It's my favorite type of cake.

Chicken tender on top? The reason that I say you can't pick that is that's like picking an Entenmann's cake. You're picking almost a brand. I would go like rich frosted chocolate donuts if I'm going anywhere from Entenmann's. But you're picking a brand instead of a type of cake. The heart wants what it wants. OK. Louisiana Crunch cake.

And it's got like one that's been in the fridge. I got my top five. All right, well, I need time to gather myself. And I know you got it very quickly. This is a strength of yours. What is the criteria so we're each ranking? Top five for you. Top five cakes, top five cakes top five pies

Vita, Gara and top five ice cream Flavor one list one list you're not doing it the way you made it sound is we're making a top five of cakes I'm not a copy and this no, it's our top five it can include any of those things That is how I was doing it. I was making three lists. Oh. Oh. Wow. That's all I want. I'm not playing that way. What's a penalty again if we don't choose? Summer's the best time to run the way you want. Dial it up with new challenges and programs and bring your workouts with you to make the most of outside sunny days. There's no better way to do that than with Peloton.

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Call yourself a runner with Peloton at one Peloton dot com slash running. Don LeBretard. For five minutes, I was watching everyone just like, nope, not letting you in, not letting you in. So when I got up there, I had to say something and I said it. Cheaters never prosper. Stugats. My buddy was saying not today. Yeah, but you're not today. I think that was saying, not today. Yeah, but you're trying. Not today.

I think that was what he was adding. Yeah, that's so better. That's better. But I'm telling you, the response I got from this guy, what I said was amazing. He got him. Cheaters never prosper. This guy yelled as angry as he could, I ain't cheating.

This is the Dunn LeBattar Show with the Stugats. That's right. It's time for Thursday Thunder. It's brought to you by DraftKings. our show with the two guys. That's right. It's time for Thursday Thunder. It's brought to you by DraftKings. Stay tuned because you'll hear more about what DraftKings has to offer throughout the show. DraftKings, the crown is yours. JuJugadi, what do we got? We are back yet again, ladies and gentlemen.

And I would like to make a sincere apology for everyone who has been with me the last couple of weeks. We have had some heartbreakers, some two-for-threes with one missing. Oh my God, it hurts me so bad. Reach out to me in the DM. I got your gifts. Just reach out. If you prove that you lost, reach out to me in the DM and I got you. Juju, you do not have to care that way. I do, yes I do, yes I do.

It's not necessary for you to care so much that if you lose them money with your expertise, which has been very good, you have poured yourself into these and your picks have been good. Three-team parlays, three-leg parlays are hard to win and you should not be offering the people a refund of any kind in the gift variety. I should not, but my people a refund of any kind in the gift variety. I should not, but my mama raised a great boy. Salute to my mommy, I love you so much.

Reach out to me with proof of loss and I got your back. Our first leg for this week, we're taking Sha'Carri Richardson in the 100 meter to win. Because I'm just in the spirit. We had Michael Jon Snow earlier and I got in the spirit. I think this sister is fin a blaze a trail through Paris Saturday morning you dig me No thoughts on that. I'm looking forward to her Grabbing redemption after what her last few years have felt like I'm obviously rooting

These are two of the biggest stars Lyles and Richardson are two of the biggest stars we have in American Olympic sports. Yes sir, and I'm glad you said that because I'm going also with Noah Liles in the 100 meters for the USA men's this weekend. He's a minus 120. I'm riding with Noah Liles, man. Got to know. Do you guys like the sprinting as much as I do? because I do feel that there are many people who watch the Olympics For just the gymnastics and the sprinting that they don't have much interest in anything else I like the relay and they pass the baton. I Found that I like everything It's not just that although that is an aspect of it

But the coverage is better today than it has ever been in my lifetime and I'm pretty much understanding and gaining an appreciation for pretty much everything outside of fencing. F*** that sport. I like the air pistol I think where the girl just a dead eye she had and buddy from the Turkish guy. Turkish guy was great. Let's get through this but I do want to get to that story because there was a 51 year old Turkish dude who went out there casual as hell didn't have any of the equipment put his hand in his pocket and won the silver medal. Salute to that brother my brother indeed last leg we're going with Puerto Rico Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico, they're going against the USA. They got 32.5 plus in the hole.

I do not think, I love Team USA, but we all know that with JJ Barrera lurking, LeBron James is the same guy. He's lurking, he's gonna be watching this game, so I don't think they gonna win by 32.5 points. Wait a minute, it seems like what we've got up here on the screen is 33 now. It might have gone up to 33

Yes, according to DraftKings plus 33 Puerto Rico. I believe in Puerto Rico more than that now They're gonna keep this thing at least closer than 33 points. Trust me. Don't trust me. You dig me I am always scared of the plus 33s when I'm betting against that kind of favorite 33s when I'm betting against that kind of favorite. Do you do many bets like that, Mike, where you're betting on football Saturdays? Anybody who is plus 33, especially the plus 50s and that stuff, I can never take the plus side on that.

That's a great backdoor opportunity. What I'm doing right now is I've recently been hot, and if you super follow you probably know this but So I've been doing privately Because I like to stash winnings closing parlays with college football games several weeks from now So when that Cocoa Golf fritz doubles comes in it is fully hanging on Rice to just win their game against Sam Houston State in a couple of weeks.

It makes for some truly bizarre parlays. Doesn't football start tonight? Yes. In fact, I don't think there's going to be another Thursday without football until we reach February. Today is the Hall of Fame game, which used to matter in this country. And I think it still matters. The numbers probably, it's going to be interesting though with Olympic competition because that's probably

gonna be the re-air of the all-around individual gymnastics which for me is the signature Olympic event. Speaking of football before we get back to desserts what happened with Robert Sala and Aaron Rodgers? What is the, the Aaron Rodgers had what he is telling Kate Adams is an overblown thing with Garrett Wilson. They were fooling around talking on the sidelines. You zigged when you were supposed to zag and then Garrett Wilson says well you were supposed to be here. You weren't supposed to be on vacation in Egypt. Is that true? Because I saw that on the internet too and I thought like no this is I can't fall for this. I want it to be this. It doesn't matter. It was it whatever it was

was silly but this I think is slightly less silly. Like this this seems confusing to me. If I'm a Jets fan and I'm hearing this I find it confusing. Where do you stand on playing in the preseason? Yeah, I mean, that's Robert's decision. I've never told him I don't want to play in the preseason. There's a lot of thoughts about whether there's any particular gain from it. We used to play all the time. It wasn't even a question we played, you know, 10 to 15 the first one and quarter and a half in the second one and the third quarter and third one.

And then sometimes, you know, Tennessee would always play their guys. Shoot sometimes through the third quarter, we would play maybe a series or two. Now nobody wants to play, they don't want to play their guys. It's different. To combat that, now We've doing all these practices with other teams. So we have three of those I'm assuming those will be like our super heavy days And I'll be like the preseason for us if he decides he wants me to play against the Giants I'll strap it up and look forward to that Quick follow there is

Is the decision different this time because of the injury? No, I don't think so. I don't have any restrictions. I'm doing keepers, rollouts. So, it was news to me yesterday when he said I wasn't going to play in the first two. Eric sent me that, thank you. But we haven't even had a conversation yet about that. Doesn't that strike you as weird?

Right. News to me. News to me. Eric sent me that, thank you. Like, it seems pointed at Robert Sallard. They have something going on that if, of course, if they come out winning five and one, nobody would care. But if they start off 0 and 2,

they gonna point right to this stuff right here and cause some turmoil in the locker room drama. One of the things that I find so interesting about everything happening with the Jets and the power that Aaron Rodgers realizes that he now has over a franchise that's obvious to everybody is that if you're not Mike McDaniel, who acts as he is a bit of an assistant to the player,

he is trying to be someone who is an ally, who is helping the player be his best self. It doesn't mean that you're soft, but he's not interested in running the franchise the way that buries players or proves to them that he's in charge. If I'm Robert Salla and this is my season to keep my job, a job I've wanted all my life,

a job I didn't know I was going to get, and now my quarterback says, yeah, fine, man, I'm going to Egypt. And I'm like, ah, I want to be in control of this, but my quarterback keeps showing everyone I'm not in control of this. You know how I'm going to show him? I'm not going to tell him he's not playing

in the preseason. It's going to be news to him and he's going to get in a press conference. I'm like, that's the Jets, Jetsing and their best hope. And this is the problem with the Jets, Jetsing. They know full well that their best hope is Aaron Rodgers being what Aaron Rodgers used to be, and you almost have to tolerate anything once that's the place that you find yourself in, which is last place. You have to tolerate Aaron Rodgers being maximum what Aaron Rodgers is right now,

which is every time he's in front of a microphone, there's going to be something like that that makes an appearance, which is it runs counter to everything I've ever seen from the quarterback position in that sport. You do not bring headlines to your huddle. You lie your way through whatever that is, and then you go talk to your coach afterward and are like, why would you do that? Like it's not, it's just the weirdest thing to me to watch them power struggle in public in a way that Robert Salla has no way of winning

unless Aaron Rodgers does the winning for him it's so humiliating if I'm the coach to realize again and again how powerless I actually am as much as I want to make fun of this lack of communication it reminds me a lot of a Monday when we come into work and all of a sudden Stu Gatz isn't here. And we're like, where's Stu? It's just like the way he was like, I learned this from Eric over here. I'm like, Taylor told me that Stu Gatz isn't gonna be here.

We're not competing against Belichick's Patriots in this space. We can win doing that in this stupid space. Robert Salles not gonna get another job because of what's happening here with Aaron Rodgers. Neither Stu Gotts. He might not last the season because of... they're just... their whole thing is can Aaron Rodgers please erin rogers from five years ago that's the whole plan and when you rely on someone like that from this level of desperation

i really don't know how robert salla convinces anyone in that locker room that he's in charge which is not unlike our situation because i don't know how i convinced any of you when I'm asking for gas mag of the week To get it for me on the 12th ask when you're like, well, I'm showing up Stu guys isn't here on a Thursday. Are you ready for your dessert list? Is everyone here ready with their dessert lists? You've had enough time. I'm only doing one though. I don't know what game you want to play Okay one list you you badgered me out of it. It cuz I'm not in control your Aaron Rodgers, and I'm Robert

I have to narrow mine down to five what if I have five and ten Ola eyes You can do it that way if you want like what are you gonna? Do I'm going totally off the board because I did like it's like initially there were three lists So we had 15 options, and then you had the Ola eyes I didn't want to contribute to what could have been a little messy, so I'm just doing something totally different with mine, and that's just desserts that I saw on TV or the movies that I wanted to eat. Just what Dan asked for.

Okay, yes, I've got no control over anything. I'm going first, that's what I'm doing. To my defense, I ask for permission politely. I'm gonna go. Kind of like asking to go to Egypt. Yes, the same way. I got all three lists ready for you Oh look at Roy. Thank you. You got it I'm gonna make my list and then I'm going to leave in disgust because you guys are

Absolutely, not a group that can be controlled number five tres leches Number four cuatro leches number three cuatro leches. Number three, cinco leches. Number two, flan. And number one, ice cream cake. Nice. That's very good. I got my top five cakes as well.

I'm going to go chocolate cake. I'm going to go red velvet cake, I'm gonna go lemon cake, I'm gonna go hostess sweet rolls, and I'm gonna go zebra cake for the win. That brings me back, zebra cakes. Lemon cake was sneaky in there. Super sugary. Roy? All right, I got Louisiana Crunch Cake. Oh, yeah. Angel Food Cake. That white cake?

Pineapple Upside Down Cake. Really? Vanilla Cake. And Lemon Cake. Vanilla Cake? Yeah. Are all of you with that? No, not even a sensor meter. Why? Salute to my brother. Does it have frosting on it? What is what is a vanilla cake?

Yeah, it has like vanilla frosting on top of it like lemon cake has lemon frosting. Is that what they had in Django tonight? We're having white cake. That's no. He workshopped that one too. Yeah, yeah, he thought about that one. What's your list look like Chris Cody? Oh, it's a beautiful thing. Number five, this is just my top five desserts. Apple pie a la mode.

No ice cream and pie. Number four. Should be against the rules. A double choc chocolate cookie. Number three, a chocolate brownie with vanilla ice cream. You're cheating. Number two, ice cream cake with cinnamon. And then chocolate ice cream, number one. Really?

With cake on top. With M&Ms and cake and oh, I should have put in the Dairy Queen blizzard. Oh. No, that was on my ice cream list, you just stole it. Oh no. I'm sorry, I didn't know you had another list. Let's do your ice cream list right now.

Every time they flip that thing upside down, I'm just like wow. I inspect it. Number five, Neapolitan. What? Cheater. Snickers ice cream candy bar. McDonald's Oreo McFlurry.

On the Neapolitan, when you get the box of Neapolitan ice cream, what's the ice cream that's last? Chocolate. Really? Every time, yeah. I go from side to side of that thing. One scoop, I'm getting all three flakies. Wow.

I would always pick around, because I never liked the strawberry ice cream. All right. Vanilla. And Dan Stowe, the number one, Dairy Queen. I'm sorry. Which Blizzard? Is there a particular Blizzard?

The Oreo Blizzard. I like it. I also have ice cream. Do you? Yes, I do. Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. Whoa. Chocolate chip cookie dough. Vanilla.

Sea salt caramel. And Oreo. This show's sudden obsession with vanilla makes it feel like Stan Van Gundy, old flavorless Stan Van Gundy is making the pics around here. Salt chips! Well, it has to have the vanilla beans in there. Where are you Jessica on this right now? You your list is complete now?

I filibustered as long as I can as you get 15 of them together. The Cakes I can do my top five cakes. OLIs? No OLIs. All right, so you're getting right, I feel like Jessica took more care with this than the rest of us. It was very meticulous. Well, it just seems like she had,

it seems like she was very indecisive about how to get it down to five. I actually only have four. See? Wow. She is our foremost authority on desserts, given her core culinary discipline. Why don't you have a fifth one?

Just didn't have time? The list has a very high standard. Wow. Can I add an OLI to yours, just to throw in there as your brother? Let me do my top four. Wow, she just shoved you out of the box. You went flying.

Number four. The green M&M Number three onion Sorry stepped on that number two big red Number one, Mrs. Matt. Juju, what was your O-L-I? Cinnamon Graham crackers. Delicious. When you're hiring for your small business, you want to find quality professionals that are right for the role. That's why you have to check out LinkedIn Jobs.

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Don LeBretard. Where the mother-fucking Roeys at? Bring his ass on here. Where's the mother-fucking Roeys is a great question. Stugats. Running, huh? He running today, huh? I'm ready. This is the Don LeBattar Show with the Stugats. We'll get to Mike Ryan's rebellious, anarchy-filled dessert list in a second.

I know all of you felt like you had really missed out in the last segment because you didn't get Mike's exclusively movie desserts So we will do that in a moment, but I still have pie. I Don't know that I want to go to any more of your vanilla pies Vanilla pie is vanilla bean pie damn it. God damn it. I don't I don't think I want your pies I don't I don't like your lists I don't know you like this one though. I Can do top five creams. I did like you did like your list

How long is that in person man Your Joe Biden's creams? No. He loves ice cream, by the way. I have a sticker on my phone of him eating ice cream that I probably use like four times a day. Cause there's always, it's always time to just see Joe Biden

taking a big bite of ice cream cone. Who said apple pie? I like that one. Everybody. I feel like- There's a, sorry, Dan, there's a picture of him holding a blizzard upside down to that went viral ones. Oh, that shit is great I feel like everybody likes ice cream. Doesn't everybody like ice of course

Before we get to that though I wanted to ask you guys off of the Changing way that people have to be coached in football because I think it feels that you can't have a much larger statement that the way coaching in football is being received by a generation of players has had to have changed substantively if Bill Belichick can't get a coaching job if Bill Belichick has to interview multiple times in Atlanta to not get the Falcons job because something has changed in the sport that isn't just about his personnel decisions and is about a style of coaching

that we just saw the Dolphins We just saw the Dolphins change the way their leadership works. One of them was a Patriot disciple and then someone softer comes in and what you get from the quarterback position is much different than what you got from Flores. If all of this is changing in the AFC East where McDaniel's got one kind of coaching style, Salah is having his undone by a quarterback who's too powerful for the coach. At the top of that division for 20 years was a coach and a quarterback who fought for power, but Belichick always had it, and at the end,

Brady left because he didn't have any more time for it. Belichick is now out of work and in the media game, and he just signed a deal, I don't know if you guys saw this, with underdog fantasy where he is creating and co-producing a show where he's going to be breaking down film and doing whatever it is creatively and co-production wise that Belichick wants to get into and I'm really surprised I don't know if this is something that has been covered in a way that's sufficient to me that feels sufficient to me I'm really surprised that what is by consensus believed to be the greatest coach in that sports history and one of the greatest coaches of all time that he has to settle for media work because of however it is that the game has to be coached now that can't include him because in the accruing of power so Aaron Rodgers accrues power, Tom Brady accrues power and you see what it manifests

Bill Belichick accrued power and now nobody wants to give it to him. Nobody wants to give it to him to run a team the way that he wants to and nobody wants to give it to him to select coaches that have failed when they get away from Belichick and nobody wants to give it to him for personnel power. So to me that feels like a pretty seismic change not just in that division but in that sport and in sports in general that Bill Belichick is sitting here taking a bunch of media jobs that he's going to leave midway through the season when Jerry Jones calls him. For me it's the sheer volume of things that he's doing that is surprising that is a really loaded slate there is a lot of commitments there and I guess rather than you would think

after a run that he had and after the job market kind of shut its door on him he'd maybe take the opportunity to go away but I think he's going to do a lot to improve people's perception of him because all we know of him is that he's a curmudgeon and we're on to Cincinnati so I think if he comes off you know charming as he's capable of doing often in some of these I mean for him charming for him I should say I think he'll get his name right back in the mix with these openings and he sees the value and using the Media to leverage that their platforms and make himself more likeable and therefore more hireable

We know that Bill Belichick was a big like special teams guy admirer How disappointed do you think he is that he doesn't get to? Find loopholes in this new NFL kickoff rule and exploit it for his own team's gain? Because I have a feeling he wishes he were in the huddle right now telling them how to do this. He is spending an inordinate amount of time in media jobs because I would imagine that he has been working 17 hour days in football for the last 30 years. They mentioned the new rules.

I just am so, is anyone else rooting against the new kickoff rule? Which rule? Yeah, I'm rooting against the onside rule, no doubt, because I like the surprise onside kick and being able to armchair quarterback that one. I like the new kickoff rule in that it was the old XFL kickoff rule that the UFL did away with. I love the XFL kickoff rule. I want there to be like 14 returns for touchdowns

the first week and then have to like change the rule. I think that's that. Because it's so like, this is not what we wanted. We're changing back. No, they want more returns. Yeah, but they don't want like the game to be changed where there's like a crazy amount of times We're hearing that they've been working Tyreek Hill on returns now

There was a record low 22% of kickoffs that were returned last year, so I'm surprised. It's that high They're estimating that with the new rule It could be between 50 and 60 percent instead of it just being a thing where like most teams are like okay We're not returning this. This is not worth it They're hoping that this actually creates some sort of playmaking Are you ready for your top five movie desserts Mike? I don't even know what the hell this is movie desserts It's a desserts that you've seen on the silver screen or the TV that you've been like. Mmm. I want that Number five have you had any of them? Oh, you're gonna you're gonna agree with this list.

Number five. Homer Simpson's favorite pink donut. With the sprinkles. Number four. The pie for Mrs. Doubtfire. Number three. And there is actually a tie between these two films and it's the actress Mara Wilson, the chocolate cake from Matilda. Wow, that's a great one. Number two, the fat kid. Number two, the cake from Steven Seagal's Under Siege.

And number one, the dessert from Hook. Pinks and fuchsias and teals and blues and it's just creams everywhere and they're throwing it in each other's faces and I just want a taste. That food fight changed me. I like it. What about my pies? O.L.I. the cupcakes from major pain. Thank you for your support on my crazy little wacky list. That's a good... Matilda cake I never would have thought of. Were there any desserts in twisters? I saw it last weekend. I don't think there were. Dude, you know that that... you saw twisters. The jerk? That's Superman now.

Glenn Powell? No, no, no, not, Glenn Powell's not a jerk. Super likable, but the guy that's kind of like the bad guy with the dude from, from Hamilton. Oh, okay. That guy's gotta play Superman. Really? Yeah. Oh, O-L-I, the warm apple pie and apple, an American pie. After or? So close. You were so close to saying a lot of a lot of Jason Biggs

No, a lot of a words there. All right, Roy Are you ready for your top five? I am yes blueberry Burbank pecan Pumpkin. Sweet potato. Apple. Jessica, what are you eating? Halloumi. Do you have the Stephen A. Smith blueberries there?

Because I've got to get this soundboard a little more updated because anytime I've been waiting for several months for somebody to say the word blueberries, I'm got to get this soundboard a little more updated because anytime, I've been waiting for several months for somebody to say the word blueberries. So that I can- You've been hovering over the button? Well, no, I thought it was on here. I was- Blueberries!

Good news, if you ever have to put a town on an alert, there's a sound for that now. Blueberries! Roy. Put the town on alert. What? Your lists, Roy. Oh the town on alert. Your lists, Roy. Are delicious.

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