The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Cheese Doodles for Stephen A. (feat. Yaron Weitzman)

Episode Date: October 28, 2025

"The things he says are not always carried through." Yaron Weitzman wrote the book "A Hollywood Ending: The Dreams and Drama of the LeBron Lakers" and shares the wildest details, including the Top 5 Holy S*** Moments from the book. Also, is Shohei ACTUALLY the greatest athlete who ever lived? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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and they've been in advantageous positions, often controlling games. But, I mean, you're a fantasy savant there, Greg Cody. If you've got a wide receiver, you're starting them against the Indianapolis Colts. I think they're a team that is highly reliant on turning the ball over. We'll see if they can repeat that in the postseason. But I don't know if it's possible. This was the whole thing with Miles Garrett in the offseason when he was trying to leverage. It was reported to be an impossible contract to move.

But if there is a team that can make it work, that you could absolutely trust them if they get someone like Miles Garrett and then all of a sudden you would see a huge change in their odds, it'd probably be Indianapolis. Yeah, I would just say that when you have that kind of a point differential and you get out to big leads like Indy has tended to do, the other teams are going to pass a lot. So the passing statistics are going to rise. You know, the yards against are very high, but I think that's a product of the way they win games. Well, I think one of the things that happens with them is not unlike what happened with Houston and San Francisco this weekend, where San Francisco can't do anything because they don't have the ball. The Colts are controlling the games with their offense against everybody.

But let's get to not baseball, even though Jeremy continues to be insanely mad that we're not talking more about the World Series. Let's go on to LeBron, something we don't talk a lot about over the last couple of years. We've got your own whitesman. here who has a couple of books. The latest one was the one we were talking about last week, a Hollywood ending, The Dreams and Drama of the LeBron Lakers. He began his career. This is an award-winning NBA writer, but he began his career by being the guy who brought Stephen A. Smith, his cheese-doodles. Like, that was the first job that he had, and he parlayed that into a book about the Lakers. A pretty good deal. Thank you, Your Own. Thank you for being on with us.

have a lot to talk to you about, I guess the detail from the book that everyone loves is the Russell Westbrook LeBron's a phony story. Is that the one that you expected to pop when you wrote the book, or did you expect some of the others to pop in the details from the book? Thanks for having me. I'm glad that Stephen A detail gets glanced over too frequently, and I'm glad you grabbed onto that. Yeah, no, that was the one. You know, when you do this, you kind of, you report, and you kind of, you get different details. And that was the one. And when I got that, I remember I was sitting on my couch and kind of told my wife after being like, oh, I think we got the excerpt here. Like, I think this is it.

I just, because it has the personalities, and I feel like sports books should have some silliness to them too. And Will Smith being involved there just six months after the slap just makes it perfect. So that was, I was pretty happy with that one. I have a number of different questions to ask you, but is it true that the Lakers threatened to sue you just when you started down the path of this book? So not the beginning. So that is true. So I'll go behind the scenes here. You know, when I started this, I reached out to the principals, reached out to Jeannie Bus, told her I was going to do this book.

We met a few times off the record. And I'm only sharing that because she has referenced, quote, the writer who's doing a book on me on us in multiple interview or an interview. So I guess I figured we were clear there and then just talk about it. And at some point, I don't know what changed. To this day, I don't. But I remember the day of the Dan Hurley news, right? The day, it was game one of the, I think it was 2024 NBA finals, the Lakers. That's the day that Lodge broke that Dan Hurley story.

And that evening, I get an email from the desk of Marty Singer. And I have to Google him after. And he's a famous defamation lawyer. And he says that the Lakers, he's basically representing the Lakers. I've described it as like, it wasn't quite a cease and desist, but a, we're watching you. And then, so I figure, you know, there goes informal community. So I sent them fact checking later on when I was done, but before we were published and I mean, Dan, you know this, you do the fact checking process and I'm okay being told I'm wrong. Like I'm okay. It's kind of like, let's talk. Tell me where you think this context here or other things to change. And instead of getting on the phone, they had the lawyers send me a really long, aggressive letter. And many of the points were just factually inaccurate, like to the point where, you know, I sent them a quote from a 2017 LA Times story that was on the record and they said it was fake, things like that. that. But part of the note was, you know, along the lines of make no mistake, many times

people threaten to sue and don't have the means or ability to do so, we do. So, I mean, I guess to this day, I'm okay. We'll see. I guess. Did it scare you, though? Did it scare you? You talk to more than 200 people, right? So like, you're close to 300. Yeah, it's scary. So the mix, like, I mean, listen, part of it, I was, you know, as a reporter, you're kind of like, oh, I guess I did something right here. So that's a good feeling. It worried me a little, bit. I think, uh, you know, the publisher covers it. I also, you know, you go speak to individual lawyers. My publisher's lawyer was very excited. I felt I think it's something, um, you know, those guys are kind of used to doing more boring stuff. I think he was very excited to write

his letter back to them to explain why they had no case. Like the, I had to tone down some of language there in some points. It was, um, but I, yeah, it was a little worrisome. The Lakers are powerful and, uh, they have lots of money and I guess I don't. So that would be a problem. Well, they're powerful and have lots of money, but I think people, would be surprised at what a mom and pop organization they actually are like i know the lakers prestige is giant but it's actually a family run organization that doesn't have another business outside of this how much silliness did you run into when reporting some of this stuff and were you surprised that the bus family chose to sell the lakers when they did um i'll answer to

yeah i'm still surprised and i feel like we have not yet been given so the book finished like i basically got a paragraph in on the sale but i still feel like we have not been given a good reason why they sold the team everyone says you know 10 billion dollar valuation 10 billion dollar valuation i mean genie bus has no kids and they were like you know mom and pop they were still making millions of dollars off the team um the big winner in this is jay moore honestly he was the big winner in the uh the laker sale like that guy and his kids um and you know the background here is so jeanie you know the six siblings everyone or you know there was another one who came out of the woodwork later on but six major ones four from the original

marriage and two younger ones the way the trust was divided is basically you need four to decide to sell the team the two younger ones never wanted to three older ones always did gini was always a swing vote she was always no no no until now and the part i find interesting and this is stuff you know you uncover as you're looking at it but like after she kind of got rid of her brother and she took over the team she would always talk about how the bus family it was her dad's dream to have them in the family and have the lakers excuse me in the bus family for years and the family legacy and all that, and that lasted, I don't know, maybe 10 years, a generation before she decided to sell the team.

So, yeah, I think it's surprising, and I still don't think we've been given a good reason why they were sold. Your own, what is an example over the last seven years since he arrived there of LeBron running the show there in L.A.? So, okay, Bronny's the best example, but I will say, I can get to that. One of the more interesting things that kind of I learned was that the idea of the clutch Lakers, it's overblown, right? And, like, the most obvious example is the, and this is public with the Tailu coaching search in 2019.

LeBron wanted the Lakers to hire Tailu as their coach. Tailu was a perfect candidate for them. He was a great coach. Former Laker, that matters to them, had a good relationship with LeBron. And this goes back to the bus family stuff. They said no. And, you know, they offered him, or I shouldn't say they said no. They offered him a three-year contract that was well below market value that he refused to take.

But if, you know, again, with the lawyers, you have to be very clear. They didn't say no. they just offered him a deal that they believe he should have accepted. So that's a great example to me of, and that was LeBron's year two. Like that wasn't after the Westbrook trade. That wasn't after the issues. That was LeBron's there year two. And they say, yeah, we're not going to hire a coach.

So, you know, Bronny is a good example. There are other points to me, like they were able to leverage his power during the AD negotiations. So Rob Polinka messed up the salary cap. And he basically, they should, they messed up. the sequencing, they had to convince AD to waive his trade kicker, is the short of it. And in order to do that, clutched and said, you know what, we're going to negotiate with you. If we're going to waive the trade kicker, we want to guarantee that you signed Contavia's Caldwell Pope.

So that's not to say LeBron, you know, forcing them to do things. That's more leveraging the power that they had. Were you able to learn anything about LeBron's presence or lack of presence at the Kobe Bryant Memorial at the arena? So I got to give Pablo. I was not a, Pablo, Pablo Nell let that. I could not. It was one of these things where we all assumed and we all kind of knew. And I actually was at a point where like I was just going to kind of leave it ambiguous. Pablo Nailed it. I was not able to. So no more than what Pablo's had. So you mentioned the response to the book from the Lakers. What about from LeBron's camp, which can be very protective. What kind of cooperation or lack of did you get from LeBron? No cooperation, but I would say a less aggressive lack of cooperation, if that makes sense. Right. I think they're just at the point where.

where, like, they don't, I mean, LeBron doesn't really do long-form interviews of any kind anymore, and I have no issue with that. Like, I got power to him. Why? He's got cameras following him around. I assume Netflix has 15 documentaries in the can already, right, for what he's doing. So, yeah, no cooperation. And I think their thing is like they don't want to even do fact-checking because it's just,

then I can say it'll cooperate when I can ask this question. So it's just, yeah, we're out, all good. What did you have for us in terms of what LeBron actually knew about Anthony Davis and the Luca trade. What's true there? What's real there according to, you know, you'll talk to, as we said, almost 300 people. LeBron didn't know. I don't know one believes that. I know one's got conspiracy of years. I mean, I have like in the book, we have the group chat, basically. So Luca, the way, that trade happens a Saturday night. And the background here, by the way, so I live in New York at that game, the Lakers were at MSG that night, the night that Luca was traded.

And other reports will tell you this too. Like in the hallways, Rich Paul, Banna James, this always happens for the Knicks games in New York. They're all hanging around in the hallway there, getting ready for dinner plans. Like, it is very clearly not a group who is aware that this seismic deal is about to go down. But anyway, they all go out for dinner in a separate ways. And the, and Shams sends that tweet that we all remember. And Brani shares it in the group chat and goes, is this real? And the players only chat and asks, is this real?

And AD goes, did these blank words just trade me? And LeBron puts a WTF in there. who I think LeBron said who's at dinner and AD basically says good luck fellows and leaves the chat. So I don't think LeBron had any idea that this was going to happen. And honestly for the Lakers' perspective

at that point, like it's kind of if you're getting Luca, you no longer are like you don't have to worry about that. You've already moved on, right? And even at the press conference the next day I found, or whenever they officially did it, I found it so interesting. Rob Polinkas shouting out Luca's agent Bill Duffy and management. It was just like it was a complete

we've moved on to a whole new group here. Well, if he doesn't know and no one believes that, then he's probably actually hurt by all of that, no? I would guess so. The only thing is, though, and he said it a few days later, he said if he was really upset, he could have waived his no trade clause, and I forget his exact quote and gone out of there.

Like, I think Luca is, there's two parts to it, right? I think in terms of the basketball, I think Luca's one of these guys that other players respect, and LeBron has this real appreciation for. Remember, LeBron, when you're just thinking about building out that his own line of the shoe company, like Luca was someone he targeted. So I think understanding that like, yeah,

Luca's better than AD, everyone knew that. I do think though that, and we're seeing him deal with this, the idea of no longer having the power control, I think that's something and we're seeing him sort of deal with that now, like with his picks up the contract and the weird statement about I want to join a team's winning, but then he's pretending, he's saying he's all happy and just sort of the wavering we're seeing.

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Where is the relationship now? Between LeBron and the Lakers? Yes. I would say, I don't think. So backing up, I think one interesting thing from the beginning is that when he first came, I think Jeannie Buss thought this was. was going to be like her version of Jerry Boss and Magic, right? And even she had their relationship with Kobe.

And it was never that, even from the beginning. Just LeBron was cut differently. It just didn't work. And again, the Westbrook trade really broke things. We can talk about that if we want after. Where it's right now, I mean, I think you saw during Media Day or whatever, Rob Polenko was asked about like, would you get, I forget the exact phrasing, would you give LeBron another contract?

And his answer was along the lines of, you know, I think he said we'd love to see LeBron finish his story here, which is really. a non-answer and I keep joking like parentheses and we hope that story ends now right after this year like it's just a non-answer so I think that kind of summarized it like it's the lakers they're fine but this is not like they are no longer deferring to him it's very clear and the jj all these hires were part of that too like everyone forgets before the luka trade they were really signaling this idea that we are changing our ways like if you listen to the j j jredic press conference it's fascinating to go back to they're talking about player development the need of changing your ways in the second april They were talking about like they were going to make some player development app, which I don't know. We should look into if they ever did that. This was a whole different ethos that the Lakers were preaching. Then Luca falls into their lap and things change. But I think they were sort of on their way to moving on from LeBron.

What do you learn about the relationship with him, the team, Brani last year that we didn't know? Brani, I mean, I don't know if it's not actually you didn't know. To me it's been interesting that Brony sort of, he's faded into the background. And I think that's a testament to everyone likes Brani. Like it's really, it sounds simple, but Abrani, by all accounts, is a really good kid and works hard and just kind of understands his place and is not anyone's face. And it's, again, it's nothing you didn't know. But I think it's just like he's just another one of the players. I mean, you see it now even.

This kind of feels like just another 10th man, which is we are considering, or I should say, 12th man or maybe 13th. But it's weird considering where we were at before the draft last year. You also said, though, that Polenka, when you say Palenka gave a non-answer, Polenka also did say LeBron deserves the ending that he wants. He did say that, and I know the craft said that with Tom Brady as well. Maybe it's just a thing you have to

say, but this has been frayed for how long. You said Westbrook broke things. He wanted Kyrie Irving too, right? LeBron wanted Kyrie Irving. Yeah, LeBron wanted Kyrie Irving, and that was the background to like the, you know, in that Will Smith story with Westbrook getting angry at LeBron, the idea

of being LeBron going everywhere saying I want Kyrie Irving and for salary cap, the only way that could have worked through the salary cap was by giving up Westbrook, so everyone understood that. Yeah, after the Westbrook trade, like basically became everyone blame each other, right? Everyone blame each other. This was his fault. This was his fault.

They did it. It was their idea. And all the, I mean, you see like all the passive aggressive tweets would pick up after that. In terms of Polinka, you were asking like, yeah, he said that. Polinkas also has a reputation for, how you phrase this? You know, the things he says are not always carried through. How about that, right? So there's a reputation there.

How do you phrase this? Okay, so the Palenka's words don't matter is what you're saying. That's a good way. How did I do? I do, okay? Yeah, okay. So, all right. No, yeah.

Well, Palenca said something, and it doesn't matter what Palenca says because the words don't mean anything. Can you give us your top five biggest revelations or holy ship moments from the book without ruin? The name of the book, again, a Hollywood ending, the dreams and drama of the LeBron Lakers. Number five, please. No, all of eyes. All right. I was disappointed. Okay.

Okay, yeah, no. You decide that out. This guy gets to show. You get to decide that. Would you like some O-LIs outside? Sure, we can do, yeah, we can do a couple if that's okay with you. Yes, please. Yeah, so, okay, we got one OI is that when Anthony Davis first arrived in L.A.,

the coaching staff was so concerned about his willingness to play through pain that staffers were informed to keep drills light during warm-ups out of fear he'd get nicked up and then take off time. Look at Zad. What a league. Zaz likes that one. Zaz likes this list. I already, I do like it. I like it a lot. If that's an O-L-I, look at the smile.

Zaz is radiant over here. Okay, another O-L-I. A L-L-A, yeah. So if you remember, Jeannie took the team from her brother, Jim, right? People might remember there's all this infighting. The brothers tried orchestrating this boardroom coup. One of the reasons Jeannie was able to successful there is that her lawyer discovered that Jim owed lots of money to lots of people, including loan sharks, and they threatened to make this public if he didn't sign. Oh, those are OLLIs.

Those are good OILIs. Look at Zaslo. Zaslo looking post-coital over here. I love good NBA controversy. It's good. Another OLA or were you at the top? No, this is a quick OLAI, but I have to throw us in here. Not a single Lakers beat writer for the Main Street outlet has acknowledged in public that this book exists.

We can move on to number five after. Wow. Why is that? Well, what's happening in here? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

That's for you guys to connect the dots. I just figured I'd share that, you know. Okay. Now, Dan, this is number five. This is going to help an old take of yours age pretty well, I think. Okay, so, and this was a once controversial take. But when Magic was the team president, I'm going to read this, the sounds of Dave Time TV shows like Judge Mathis,

the Andy Griffith show spin-off Mayberry RFD, and everyone's favorite family feud were often heard coming from inside his office during the day. He didn't work very hard. He did not. That's so. Okay. we talked about Rob Blenka, so his reputation. So when Luke Walton was the head coach,

he became so untrustworthy of Polinka, thinking that they would agree to things and then Polanco would say something else in another meeting, that any time he met with Polinka, he would insist that a third person would come to make sure that there was basically a witness that someone told me as a member of the coaching staff,

quote, he kept feeling like he and Rob would discuss something and agree, and then Rob would go off in a completely different direction. I'm going to add two more quickly on Palinka here. Once he misquoted the Bible, he likes to think of themselves as a Bible quarter, he would say, you know, this hits my, if you see my name, you'll know my background, but he talks about Mata coming down from heaven, he quotes it in the book of Genesis, except there is no Mata in the book of Genesis. There's about three or four other books, but not in that one. And Frank Vogel found out he was fired via a Woj tweet after a game. They were sitting, that final game where he gets fired, he's sitting around. He looks at his phone and goes, well, Woj just tweeted that I don't have a bleeping job anymore. So that's all Rob Polinka.

It allows you put this sound out. Number three, Lakers party habits. Okay, so when Lakers players would go out to the clubs, Rajan Rondo would bring his iPad and watch film in a booth out there. Connected LeBron, when he would run a party, guests were required to sign NDAs. Also connected Jared Dudley, who sort of would organize the parties,

was known for being able to get hundreds of women to show up. And one player at Shroy Daniels told me a story that he went out once with Kyle Kuzma. They go out for a bunch. Little Dicky, other famous people there, wakes up the next morning into a text from Kuzma saying, welcome to Kuz World. Okay.

There was that. And then, so I had number two was the, we'll skip number two because we had the group chat. So we'll go straight to number one. During the AD negotiations, the original AD negotiations in 2019, the Pelican's front office at one point was under the impression that Rob Polinka did not know what pick swaps were.

That's really good. It's in the name. It's awesome. Yeah, it is in the name. And then, because again, serious journalists, let me make clear. So I have the Lakers statement, you know, response to this. Quote, to make it appear that Jeannie or Rob does I understand. Sorry, because it was about Rob explaining the genie.

I'll give the background here. Basically, Rob would say to David Griffin in negotiations, Jeannie Bus doesn't know what pick swaps are. And David Griffin said, well, why don't you explain it to her? And he said, well, how would you explain it to her? So this story was then relayed to the Pelican's front office. They took it as Rob Polink is saying, you know, my friend doesn't know how to do this.

So this story is shared. I get it, explain it to Roy. That's amazing. So this story is then, you know, in the fact checking process, this was the Lakers response, quote, to make it appear that Jeannie does not understand basketball and that she needs mansplaining to inform her about pick swaps is false and outrageous.

And any assertion of Palinka did not understand pick swaps sufficiently to explain that the Jeannie Bus is, quote, outrageous. And, quote, falsely portrays Palinka as unknowledge about NBA contracts, something that no one has ever claimed about him and is utterly ridiculous to suggest about one of history's most successful basketball agents end quote

there you go the name of the book is a Hollywood ending the dreams and drama of the LeBron Lakers none of the Laker beat writers are acknowledging that it has been written none of the Laker beat writers are using any

of the information that is in the book a book that he was threatened you know he was threatened he was threatened with defamation for. Thank you, Your Own. Appreciate the time and the work. Thank you, sir. Thanks, guys. Really appreciate this. Actually, before you leave, I should ask, though, can you tell me something about how long you were bringing cheese doodles to Stephen A. Smith? And what are the details that are

important to know there? I will tell you. So this was around 20. This is like when Stephen A, I live in New York, there's ESPN radios. This is when his, the beginning of the comeback, right? He was kind of making his way back to ESPN. So he was hosting a radio show there. And anyone who's interned for radio knows that job means often going to get snacks for the host. So I like Diet Coke for Michael Kay, but Stephen A, cheese doodles. And the problem, I quickly learned, it was every show, but I quickly learned that cheese noodles are not one of those chips that are like regularly available at every bodega. You have to go actually searching for cheese doodles.

So I would go, ESPN Radio is above Penn Station. I would go into Penn Station and go searching for cheese doodles. And also, it wasn't on purpose, but Stephen A, he often, I think he would often underestimate to estimate the cost of some of the food he would ask us to get him sometimes. And so, yeah, maybe he came up short there. So that was about six months of work. That's how I made it to this part. Did he like the crunchy cheese doodles or the original puffy softer cheese doodles?

Great question. I got to be honest with you, great. I don't, again, cheese doodles harder snack to find than you think in, like, the moments. I would just be grabbing whatever I could possibly get either or. Put it on the poll. Are cheese doodles harder to get than you think? Are you allowed to do Cheetos there or they have to be cheese doodles?

It's not something that's ancillary. You know what? I wasn't going to, it's as early in my career. I wasn't going to risk it. I was just going to go of pure cheese doodles. Thank you. I appreciate all the answers. Also, I wish I had interns like that.

I don't believe there's been anyone around here who's ever brought me snack. I've gotten you chicken wings. Chicken wings, I used to get you Pollo chicken wings. Coffee. Get out of town. Coffee. What kind of revision is this thing?

Remember those little chicken wings, Poyo had? I used to, when I was sitting in the corner, I would go get like 20 of them. That hell are you talking about it? Did you get $7.90? What? I don't remember being snag being brought to me. I don't remember that. Turn his mic off.

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Don Lebertard. Surely every time you're watching this, you recognize that your wife is laughing that she married, she married Larry David. I do, yeah. One of the great characters in the history of television, in my humble opinion. And to my credit, my personality...

In my humble opinion, followed by, to my credit. To my credit. It's amazing. It's just amazing. It does predate curf your enthusiasm. Stugat. Oh, wow. I'm not going to say Larry David patterned himself after me.

All right, put it on the poll, please, Jude. You did Greg Cody, copyright being an asshole long before Larry David. This is the Dan Lebatar show with the Stugats. I miss those chicken wings, honestly. Those are good. They canceled them at Pollo Tropical. I don't know why they canceled them. And then they brought wings back for a little bit, but they were too big.

They're not the same little ones as they used to. Back to you, Dan. Thank you. Kendrick Perkins says any number of asinine things, but what's been happening with him lately, Jaumarant has pointed this out and saying, I don't bleep with Kendrick Perkins anymore. But Kendrick Perkins says that John Morant should thank him personally,

Kendrick Perkins, for bringing ESPN's attention to Jaumerant. that Kendrick Perkins is... Like him tough love? No, no, no, no, no, not tough love. No, no, no. He is saying that ESPN recognizes John Morant because of Kendrick Perkins, that Kendrick Perkins and ESPN went to Memphis to cover John Moran. He did this on a podcast with Zach Randolph and Tony Allen. He, he, he, evidently, Kendrick Perkins... What is that podcast called just by curiosity, please? I don't know the name.

I just saw the video of the two of them. Ryan House is something. Give me something. I don't know the name of the podcast. I'll find it out. Thank you, though, for looking that up. The absurdity of the claim, though, is that ESPN wouldn't have covered... Out the mud.

You would have absolutely gotten me with... That's a fake podcast if you had said, out the mud with Tony Allen and Zach Randolph. The claim, though, by Kendrick Perkins, do any of you object to the idea of Kendrick Perkins being on television only because he says things like that? No, he's become, like, I think he's more famous for his television career at this point. Like, I know most people know him from just saying stuff on TV. I like it. He says funny stuff. He says funny stuff.

We requested him. ESPN's NBA coverage is interesting, and I think now that you have more things to compare it to, you try to figure out where ESPN is in this game. ESPN's got the best studio show of all time. Well, no, I understand that, but the rest of their coverage, and I mean historically too, Kendrick Perkins was like at least one of the more consistent parts of that. Kendrick Perkins told L. Duncan on television the other day, why would you need an aspirin when you could have a perk? Wow, man And then he leaned back He did like a mic drop lean back

He's a... You gotta have a Kendrick Perkins You know As long as it's not Tylenol Every network needs one Guys is LeBron a top five athlete Even in Los Angeles right now Is he a top five Laker?

Well I mean like I'm talking about Actively So Shohey Otani Well here we go I put together a list Well wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait You said yeah Jeremy, top five Laker of all time. You're going to go Kareem. I'm sorry. I thought you meant

actively right now because I knew Mike was going Los Angeles generally right now. All time, you're right. I'm not sure he is a top five, right? Because obviously, Kobe, Kareem, I mean, there's several other guys. Shack would go over. Magic. Magic. Robert Ory. Yeah. Noted underachiever, Shaq. I think LeBron might make it as number five on the list of top five Lakers of all time. But what is your top five list of Los Financialist athletes. Current. Current.

How good they are today? I understand in terms of fame. Only Otani could probably argue that on a global scale. But I mean actively, good right now. As we know, LeBron is presently out with sciatica. So this was an interesting list to put together. See how he sits on the bench, by the way? Looking like a gargoyle.

Oh, well, I. Kelsey Plum. Hold on, though, Mike. I need to understand the list because LeBron James. Statistically last year was still one of the 10 best players in the NBA, statistically. And statistically, Kelsey Plum is among the league leaders in scoring. And that's why she is over the line. I'm not objecting to Plum.

I'm objecting to the idea that you're saying that LeBron isn't one of the best athletes in Los Angeles right now when he was still a top 10 player last year. You're objecting to the OLLI. We don't even know where this movie's going, pal. The horse before the cart. Yeah, the baby cart. Before the baby cart. O-L-I. Adrian Kempay.

There's a big top 10 in the league and points in the NHL. He did the Horns Down celebration, even though that wasn't Austin. It was Dallas, but whatever. Still Texas. Now, this was the toughest debate that I had. Justin Herbert, O'LI. You don't even mean that. Yeah, he's never won anything.

You don't even mean that yourself. This was the single toughest decision, because this is the final OLLI before we crack our top five. Matthew Stafford Those guys aren't even the top five? No. No. Number five, LeBron James. Number four, is everybody okay with this? Dan?

Dan? I'm good. I misunderstood because I thought you were saying all of these people were better than LeBron James. Only now, henceforth, the names of you're hearing right now are actively better at their sport. You asked is even top five, but you're, you're, know the answers, your question.

Yes, that's right. Well, I was to do this thought exercise. He's number five. Number four, I'm going to piss you guys off with this one, but it's accurate. Dennis Bowenaga, L-A-S-C. A tremendous player. Yeah, the top-year-word for it. Top-Rour in the league.

Is LeBrona top three player in his league? No. I mean, he's top ten. That's not three. That's not three. That's not three. He's not as good as Dennis Bowenaga is at soccer right now. It's probably around six, seven.

Oh! All right, so the joke's officially dead. All right, number three, this one was tough because you can make an argument he's not the most talented player or best player on his own team, but Dan says you only need to have his hands open. It's Pooka Nukua. All right. Number two is Luca.

And number one is a guy that's towing the slab today for the Dodgers show Aiotomi. I'm willing to actually entertain the idea that Jeremy threw at us earlier in the show. Six-seven's dead? Well, yes, that I agree with. The moment that Zaz makes the joke and moves his hands back and forth, I don't think, I thought it was done long before Zaz did that, but now it is dead.

Nail in the coffin. Now, the coffin has been set on fire and the skin has melted and the remains are ash, and there's nothing left. It's not my fault. I know the cool trends. The thing, though, that Jeremy said that I don't think, Cody,

you have more experience than any of us. here at covering sports, it's going to be hard to form an argument on behalf of anyone else when he says, Shohei Otani is the best athlete ever, when he can do two things that are really hard to do better than most people. He's not the pitcher that he is as a hitter, but when I see in postseason baseball, somebody doing these particular things, like getting on base nine times or hitting. as many home runs that used to be the rarefied air of only Reggie Jackson, three home runs in a game, but in a playoff game and in a playoff clincher before getting to the World

Series, he hits three home runs, one of them out of the stadium, and is also throwing 100 miles an hour and striking out 10 people. Who else do you put in the conversation? I put Dion Sanders in that conversation, but because he was playing two different sports and doing two different, two very different things, but he wasn't the power hitter that Shohay is. Not a long enough run, but Peak Bo Jackson? You'd have to grab an athlete who can do two different things at the top of the food chain.

But these two things that we're talking about, he's the best hitter on a team that has Freddie Freeman, a guy who's now hit multiple walk-off home runs, a team that has Mookie Betts. the best hitter and as a pitcher um i think you almost under you're almost underselling his pitching i think if he dedicated just to pitching he could be an ace uh no he he is he is he is an ace uh i i can assemble an argument that he's better than tyler glass now but this he's not the best pitcher on this team but just the fact that he's pitching as well puts him in the

i i you've heard me say before okay that if hitting a baseball is the heart of thing to do in sports, I think a close second is being a cornerback, trying to guard wide receivers when the wide receiver knows where he's going and when the quarterback knows where he's going and the precision of those things. And Dion Sanders was able to do both things, cornerback and hit a baseball. But he wasn't nearly the baseball player that Shohei Otani is. And even to that extent, right, if you want to say, okay, take the cornerback skills, take the hitting skills, make them comparable, they were both elite. Shohei is a lot. a far better pitcher than Dion was as a baseball player in general. We've got to remember in

2022, Shohei hit 34 home runs. He also finished fourth in Cy Young voting, individually as a pitcher. If he was just a pitcher, he would be one of the best pitchers in Major League Baseball on his own and probably be on a trajectory for a Hall of Fame career with that on its own. He won three out of four MVPs. He's probably going to win another MVP this year. That's four out of five. And he came in second the other year while he finished. finished fourth in Cy Young voted. You look ridiculous? I'd like to see a hockey player who's a skater and a goalie.

Or a hockey player who's great at hockey and an Olympic figure skater. That's what I want to see out of hockey. It's like if Tom Brady was also Miles Garrett. But here's the thing. Gustav Forsling could be figure skating. I want to hear more about what Greg's like to say. No, no, because that's the same, it's a similar skill set, right?

It starts with skating. You strap on a pair of skates. You're great. You're Connor McDavid. But then what are you doing? Pitching and hitting are totally different. And when Mike says Bo Jackson, Bo Jackson was not nearly the player that Otani is in baseball. Greg, you're talking about the movie The Cut and Edge with D.B. Sweeney. There you go.

I thought I invented that. I got one that we're probably overlooking unfairly, because you'll think of them as an entertainer first. But keep in mind what he did as an amateur wrestler, the fact that he tried his hand at the NFL and was a UFC World Heavyweight Champion, Brock Lesnar. Oh, the beast. Okay.

You know what? You look at Olympic decathletes. Okay? If you win the Olympic decathlon and you're considered the greatest ever at Decahathlon, you probably have an argument that you're the greatest athlete ever. But when we talk about Otani, I think it's also fair to say that Babe Ruth, in his time, did everything and did it as well as Otani did. What impresses me about Otani is that since then, when you look at all the great athletes

and we've mentioned Dion Sanders and Bo Jackson. And remember Michael Jackson even tried baseball. They're never as good. Michael Jordan. Michael Jackson had been a major league baseball player. Now we're talking a diversity of skills. A lanky center fielder. You saw him play basketball.

He'd have been doing the moonwalk to first base backward. That's how quick he was. I wish Michael Jackson had played baseball. But the point is, these guys, the greatest athletes, when they try a second sport, they're not nearly is good and that includes Dion Sanders. So Otani doing what he's doing best since Baybrook,

that's all I'll say. Best ever? I want to see the best of catholic ever and have... This is a new and an improved Dan Levitar show with the Stugats. Gambled on by Draffkins. Gustav Forsling. Yeah, Gustav Forzling and he nominated a couple of guys

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