The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Don't Forget Pistol Pete

Episode Date: April 15, 2024

We debut a new song from Yeti Blanc (and his family) before discussing Caitlin Clark on SNL, Billy's linen suit dilemma, and Stan Van Gundy's belief in Luka Doncic. Then, Stugotz claims he discovered Bomani Jones, and we delve into Pistol Pete lore. Plus, is driving in traffic worse than sitting in the passenger seat? Do you ENJOY driving? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Caitlin Clark on Saturday Night Live? Probably not well. It's still, it's a great thing that she appeared there. It's great that the exposure for the women's game, but probably like, hey, why aren't we on Saturday Night Live? I would imagine that is what they're thinking. I wanted to clean something up from earlier in the show as well. You guys mentioned associating Pierce Brosnan with heists. I do too but outside of the Thomas Crown Affair great movie

Has there been another heist movie that Pierce Brosnan has done? That you associate Pierce Brosnan because I too associate him with the idea of being someone who hosts a Heist show but the Italian job was a heist and it was not, I don't think that Pierce Brosnan, I feel like De Niro has done more of those than Pierce Brosnan has. I just, I feel like physically Pierce Brosnan looks like a guy that, did I say his name wrong? Who is that? I think you put a D in his last name. I probably did, but he seems like a guy that would, he would lead a group of people into a heist. He does, he does.

He was in a movie called After the Sunset, which was great, where some diamonds are thefty there. It was great? Yeah, oh, it was great. What's the score on that? Was it not? Just so I can't see it there. The Rotten Tomatoes score?

Rotten Tomatoes score, it's right there on the bottom. I don't know. Right there to the right, Billy. I need to watch the Thomas Crown Affair, I still haven't seen it. So good, great scene. When I think of Pierce Bros, there's this internet TV critic, Brian Grubb, his whole bit is every time there's a heist,

he reposts it with a picture of Pierce Brosnan just looking hot in some nice white linen pants. So I think of Pierce Brosnan whenever I think of heists. And he's a Bond. I have something to ask you, because I don't think that I can pull this off, but I have to pull this off. I have a wedding ask you, because I don't think that I can pull this off, but I have to pull this off. I have a wedding that I'm attending in Mexico

in the summer on the beach, and it is prime- Elow time. Linen time. But I'm not a linen guy. Everybody's a linen guy. You gotta go with the swagger of being a linen guy. That's the thing, I feel like I have to embrace the linens

in this entire trip, Destination Wedding. It has I have to embrace the linens and this entire trip destination wedding It has to be a lot of linens, but I don't have any linens right now, and I'm not I'll take you to my spot I'll take you to my spot Izzy. What are you shaking your head about? I mean, I think linens are a little odd right so you're talking the middle of the summer in Mexico And yes, like you're it's going to be hot so you want cool clothing, but you sweat in that. You're still, you might get that stuff sticking to you, it might become see-through at some point, it's gonna be very, yeah, it's kinda gross.

Well, if I learned anything about wearing a Victoria's Secret, you wear nude colored underwear when you're wearing white. That's what you learned, huh? A great lesson for you to learn from Victoria's Secret. Am I wrong? I don't know, do you have any nude colored underwear? Do you have any nude colored underwear?

I'm just picturing him giving this advice to other women. I also knew how to measure, but we weren't allowed to do that. That would lead to problems. Explain, how do you do it? Measure? Yeah. You take the measuring tape, you measure over the top first, and then you go and you measure center,

and then the difference, and it's a whole thing. But you never got the opportunity. No, I would not. Not a lot. No, it was, yeah. You didn't answer the question of what the rating was, Rotten Tomatoes rating on After the Sunset, which you described as a great movie.

Rotten Tomatoes, we all know, a very big political place. I'm not gonna take a quiz on what the Rotten Tomatoes rating is. Because there's the critic score, which we all know critics can be bought, and that's been proven. It looks like 18% from back here. That's the critics.

Audience score, 52. I'm telling you. Point toss. I think you'll enjoy a nice crisp linen suit. And you know who knows this linen is? No, no, no, no linen suit. Absolutely not linen. You're not wearing a suit? On the beach? No, on the beach?

No chance. Crazy. I was arguing that I should be- I assumed it was a formal wedding, but I mean- No, it's the beach, nothing formal. That's a whole other thing that has led to problems. Is it beach cocktail or like casual beach or whatever the dress code is?

There's this expectation that I'm to dress nice, outdoors on the beach part, and then I'm to change to go There's this expectation that I'm to dress nice outdoors on the beach part and that I'm to change to go to the reception and dress differently. And I said, friends, this is on the beach, I will be wearing shorts. And I was quickly told, no you will not. Oh my God, please wear a linen seersucker

or like shorts with like a blazer. Oh my God, Billy. I'm getting all kinds of mixed signals because they're also saying, you know, either barefoot or sandals. I'm like, barefoot or sandals is shorts. I'm not wearing pants, but they're telling me I have to wear pants.

You gotta wear pants. It's a, remember, what we're missing here is we're looking at the different levels of linen, right? Seersucker linen is not Mexico linen, right? But it would look so funny if Billy wore it. What's Mexico linen? Mexico linen is like a nice cut-off shirt, right? Not full-waid, not all the way down,

not a long-sleeve shirt. A regular shirt, button, couple buttons down. You're in Mexico, you're showing a little bit of a chest. I was gifted this shirt with parrots on it, and I was told there's no circumstance in which I can wear that to the wedding. Wear the parrots. How about this?

You're traveling to Mexico, it's costly, you need a passport, you're going to a different country. It's on a beach It's gonna be 95 degrees. I'll wear what I want. How's that sound? Shorts flip-flops, whatever I want. I'm gonna wear it put it on the hole please juju at lebatard show is an 18 critic score and 52 audience score a coin toss and 52 audience score, a coin toss. 50-50.

Can we all, look, I've seen it already. I'm happy to do this if the class wants to do it. Let's all watch After the Sunset tonight. Down. And then we can come back and discuss tomorrow. Before or after the WNBA draft. It's fun, it's a fun little flick. How about we two-screen it? Where is it, where do they have it?

I'd imagine there's a lot of downtime in the WNBA draft, like most drafts, right? Yeah, commercial breaks. What would it take to trade for the number one pick? There's no circumstance in which a team would- You don't have enough. There's not enough, right? That's a great sports topic.

Nobody has enough. Who has the number one pick? What would it take? Indiana. What would it take- Sorry, I was asking. I'm trying to get into it. We've said it like a lot on this show. I confused Iowa with Indiana.

Same market. Did you watch the Michael Che thing with Caitlin Clark this week? No. Well then you would have seen it on that too. I didn't watch it. She made a joke about Indiana fever sounding like an STD.

Let's get some real- Which I've always thought by the way, I'm glad someone finally said it. Let's get some real basketball knowledge here. Sounds like something you get at little five. Sorry, Dan. From Izzy, Stan Van Gundy says that Luka Doncic is the greatest offensive player in NBA history.

I don't find Stan to be prone to hyperbole. I don't find Stan to be prisoner of the moment. Stan is watching a history of basketball and he is saying that the most efficient more efficient in two thousand eighteen hardin michael jordan any of them that lucca don chich is the best offensive player he's ever seen i wanted to argue but the same way i wanted to argue with mark jackson when he initially said that steph curry and clay thompson with the best shooting back court of all time. And then I'm like, it's a little hard to argue

because what he's saying, I mean, we can split hairs, but what he's saying, when I say that we're watching once in a lifetime players, nine of them in the NBA right now, I don't think I have it wrong. Did you ask Stan if he's seen Michael Jordan? Stugats did. I did, yeah. Just making sure. No, I heard that. That's how wrong. Did you ask Stan if he's seen Michael Jordan? Stugats did. I did, yeah.

Just making sure. No, I heard that. That's how I argue. Here's the thing about Luca, and until Stan said that, I hadn't really had this thought, but I was thinking about how you defend Luca, and I literally said, well, just start standing next to him when he starts his shooting, and I'm like,

how ridiculous would you look as a defender if you just, oh, he's starting his shooting motion, let me run next to him when he starts his shooting and I'm like how ridiculous would you look as a defender if you just oh? He's starting a shooting motion Let me run next to him so that maybe I can block it when you have to think that way it tells you the guy is Ridiculously unstoppable there was a point his rookie season where I thought oh that jumper. It's gonna. It's gonna fall off It's not gonna be consistent. It's just gotten better and better It's a little flick of the wrist and he can fade away in any direction Oh, and by the way if you get him going that way, he can just hit a three-point finger roll,

and just, it's amazing the shots this guy hits. They look like trick shots. Izzy, I don't know if you'll agree with me here, he looks like the most effortless scorer. And I think that's what differentiates kind of like, guys you see going hard, and they're scorers, and it's like, oh yeah, he can get to the hoop whenever he wants.

Luca gets to the hoop, and it looks easy. Everything looks like he's kind of in slow motion. Because he doesn't have to blow by you because he's so big. It's the combination of everything right? Because when we talk about offensive players we're talking about skill set right? Because you give me an off you tell me Shaq in his prime that's a great offensive player. He only has one necessary move but he's a great offensive player. What Luka does he has the, whatever you try to take away from him, he has a counter for every single thing. When Kyrie Irving, who Kyrie Irving considers himself, you know, the savant, right, he loves, he knows basketball, he's on a different level,

when he gives you props like he did to Kevin Durant, you know, that's the only guy who can do what I do when he was with the Brooklyn Nets, when he gives Luca props and when you see him sort of shine, like glow, when Luca does some amazing stuff, when you're impressing Kyrie Irving, I mean, that means you are on the top level of NBA skill people, like, of all time. Kyrie Irving, who by consensus, everyone seems to say is the best ball handler in the history of the sport.

Like, it doesn't- There's no question about it. It just doesn't seem like there's even a second place. Did you see Isaiah Thomas? When you watch Kyrie in person, it's sort of like those people who are so fast that it looks like their feet aren't hitting the ground, the way he dribbles the basketball,

where it's just from one space to another before you've even processed it in your mind. And with the Mavericks, I mean the way that they handle their pregame shots, like, Luca is not preparing at all for the game. He's just shooting the ball 60 feet in the air. He's doing headers, he's kicking the ball, he's doing chest bumps with the basketball

to try to get alley-oops with guys, and against the Heat, he was doing the same thing, and then he came out and scored 13 points in eight minutes, just absolutely effortlessly against a team that's second best in defensive rating over the last month. Real quick on Kyrie, way to get that in there Jeremy. Real quick on Kyrie, he is so skilled. You know what, nevermind.

All right, perfect, I have something. Me and Stu Gotts have been talking back channeling that these guys never saw Pistol Pete. Nope. Okay, Pistol Pete basically had a string on the ball on his hand you did so much Listen so much more so than everybody else that his dad who was his coach by the way, and I don't know if you're paying attention His dad would drive the car and pistol Pete would dribble the ball outside the door going 20 miles an hour amazing

There's nobody nobody can do that I did not have you schooling us Tony with Amazing. Stop. There's nobody, nobody can do that. Nope. Nope. I did not have you schooling us Tony with pistol Pete's ball handling, which I, why I felt like he used both hands to dribble and was wearing a belt. Both hands. He was wearing a belt.

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This is the Don LeVatar Show with the Stu-Guts. ["The Star-Spangled Banner"] I don't have that recall of events, but we are, you're Jake Coling out of the situation. You're saying you're not going to beef with Balmati Jones. It's an unwinnable beef. He's the greatest beaver of all time. It doesn't have to be a beef. It does. It's just, I'm just reading to you what he said.

He truly loves you. The first half of that is a better dude than most would understand, like, the idea. Well, that's Sal Licata right before he's about to slam you over the head, I mean, seriously. A little backhanded. It's the Stugots move, though. I love this guy, but, finished. Using the Stugots move on Stugots.

He learned it from me, I discovered him, I mean. Taught him everything he knows. You know, pistol P would dribble around his house blindfolded. You were saying in the last segment, you made it 20 miles an hour. Men, Stu got told you during the break, come on, Tony, quit being an amateur. Make it 70 miles an hour. Make it make it. Express lane. Make it pistol P is in the sunpass Lane going 75 miles an hour, dribbling and underneath the floorboard of the car.

And going. I don't understand why Tony did the thing where it's like, you guys never saw him. As if Tony isn't like. I went back as a basketball savant myself, just like Kyrie Irving. I went back into the annals of time and saw things like this Clips Tony. No, not like this. We have he listen to this guys

One night during a violent thunderstorm. He climbed out of his bedroom window and dribbled through mud puddles Find everything you can find on the legend of Pistol Pete. When a friend bet him he couldn't keep the ball spinning continuously for an hour, Pete spun the skin off his fingertips, knuckles, thumbs and collected five dollars. He's the Chuck Norris of the NBA. At the end of spinning the ball on his finger it was just a human skeleton because all of his skin had unraveled and fallen on the floor at Pistol Pete's feet.

You'd see that if you watched the tape. He didn't actually have a finger, it was just a bone. Tony was at that game with his grandfather watching Pistol Pete dribble until the skin came off his body, and he was just a skeleton. Trying to put you guys on game, man. Scoring 45 points. Caitlin Clark broke his record.

Can you, yes, but she played more games Well here's the thing we're very we don't know about the speed So it says as his father drove the family car at varying speeds We don't know yet. Oh, Pete would hang out the window and dribble. Dad, have you ever put the ball outside of a car? How'd it work? But I was going four or five miles an hour

with my father driving. So you knew the legend of pistol Pete, didn't you? You had to break the window open. No, I had to make him stop the car and I had to go get it out of somebody's yard. To the rock, yeah, it would bounce off the rock. I would never happen to pee No, it would not because he would just dribble it from one window and he would grab it in the other and he would just drill it Dribble it between the tires

He would cross over other cars You'd see other cars Swirming right, back to the left Their wheels would be spinning, they'd be on their roof. Touched earth. Is this why people drive so shitty down here? They're all trying to dribble basketballs. Find me more pistol peat information, Tony.

And if you would video, just feel free to find, wherever you can, black and white video of 1950s basketball so you can see in general the way people were dribbling, which is both hand in front of them and chest passes. Everything was a fundamental chest pass and out there Pistol Pete was making them crazy by spinning a ball on his finger during timeouts until his skin came off. Do you realize how outraged the announcers were in the 1950s at Pistol Pete's showmanship? They were so pissed off.

We have to take another break for blood because Pistol Pete keeps spinning his finger. Tony knows he was there. He also played 1970 and 1980s. Okay, I'm sorry. Off by a couple of decades. My bad bed I associate early 50s-60s basketball

And white and you're right 70s basketball is when it went when when the television sets became More slow mo was an invent until 1999 After retiring in 1980 on the roof of his home He painted a large message for passing UFOs volunteering himself for capture That's handle that has nothing to do with hey, that's just something that Sounds like something John Stockton would do Still wondering what is he wanted to say about Kyrie? It's so my I find I'll say it I think dribbling is his second best skill.

He's a better finisher than a dribbler, boom. And so what happened? You were just scared of it earlier? Didn't want to change the topic. We only had less than a minute left, and Tony still had something. I was like, you go. I'm really good at this.

Executive producer Billy also doesn't realize that your pause in forgetting your thought was edited out of the show. By the time Pistol P was seven years old, he was giving his father suggestions on coaching Press's college team. The dad, Press Mervitt, by the way, great names. And you were there. Don LeBretard.

It's a three. The crowd goes into a delusion. Winning in the playoffs, not an illusion. It's a heat check he's on fire Stugats! Harry Osh, Jalen Bronson Thumbs up clutch that's why we won New York knows you are the best Not the joke no more This is the Dunn LeBattar Show with the Stugats.

I don't know if Stugats would have any interest in this movie, but I've been telling you for a while that A24 as a studio seems to be making better things than most people, seems to have an association as a studio that you don't often get where people are just trusting that if they spend money somewhere it'll be worth watching. And Alex Garland's Civil War opened at 25.7 million dollars over the weekend. It was a record for A24. They also spent more money than they usually spent because that used to be before the success something of a smaller house but Civil war is based on where it is. We seem to be headed in 2024 it's a I guess some people want to see what that might look like in the modern

incarnation as we live it and I more than any other studio I've told you Stu gots right now that I trust a 24 to make good things so I imagine if a lot of people I don't know I don't think that's going to have after the sunsets rotten tomato ratings of 18 and 52. I'm guessing that the the ratings on that one are really strong if the word of mouth is strong and it's also opened strong. Something I wanted to discuss with you though and the group because I know that Billy has grown, I don't know whether this has happened since having kids or it's been an always thing, but he has grown tired of driving in general and driving in South Florida, you have heard me say, is a bit of a nightmare

these days because we're overcrowded. I don't know if you saw what happened on the Rickenbacker Causeway, Key Biscayne, there's only one way in, one way out. And there are a number of places like this in South Florida that if a big tree falls over in a hurricane, people aren't gonna be able to get out of where it is that they are. And so there was five hours and six hours of traffic just to get off of Key Biscayne this weekend.

And the driving down here in South Florida is just always been an apocalypse, but it's more of an apocalypse than it's been at any time that I can remember. In the Rickenbacker Causeway situation, it's kind of like a perfect storm of people not reading that there's gonna be road closures, but then also doing a road closure at a terrible time.

There's that, but how about just the general idea, Billy made some sort of whimpering noise that is hard to discern you did Disagree with my assessment that you're not a big fan of driving I mean, I guess it's a fair assessment Jess and I were speaking and we both said if I was super rich I'd have a driver because I don't want to drive anymore Which seems like not a crazy thing to want to just have a driver

Oh, wow I don't I don't make much of a distinction between being the one driving in traffic and sitting in traffic in a passenger seat. Totally different. And if you have a driver, if you're sitting in the back and you have a driver, stretch out your legs, you're fine. My driver would drive a minivan. I would sit in the back of a minivan, I think.

Bench seat though, or a captain seat? No, captain's chair all the way. Yeah, and you can lean it back. Exactly right, and then if you want to guess, they have the same luxuries that you have. I don't know about those fancy cars or the doors that open the other way, and then they have stars on the roof.

What do you not know about a Rolls-Royce, Billy? That you don't think it's good enough? I'm saying I don't think that's necessary. I'm fine in a Dodge Voyager or whatever. That's good enough for me. But it's the act of driving, it's not being in the traffic. Oh, no doubt, the act of driving is the stressful part

of the equation. I mean, I'm still gonna have to get from point A to point B, right? I'd rather someone else be doing the driving while I'm getting from point A to point B. You've never been in the back of an Uber annoyed because you're in traffic even though you're not driving? Yeah, but if I was driving I'd be more annoyed, I think.

Driving's terrible, I agree with Billy. I think this is a control issue Now is what I think is going on here You guys want to be in control so you want to try if we're like if you're like I'm gonna have to get there Anyways, because like Jeremy doesn't drive not to put his business out there But he'll take he'll take you know the bus or the the train every once in a while I feel like if I'm taking the train I have time to do other things if I'm not driving and go on my laptop I can research some stuff. I can watch some highlights.

I can do whatever. I understand the train being a relief to being in traffic. What I'm not making a distinction between is being in the backseat, passenger seat, or driver seat in this traffic. It's all unpleasant to me. I suppose it's degrees of unpleasant, but not by much. We were also making the distinction about celebrities

who get themselves into trouble by getting into accidents, doing dangerous driving. But I agree with Billy just in general. Just driving, especially here, is so stressful that sometimes when you get out of the car, you feel like you need to just do something to just wash the stress off. Yeah, decompress a little.

I mean, it is so terrifying driving. I will, I purposely don't do things. Lucy invited me to go to a concert with her a few weeks ago in Fort Lauderdale, and I was like, no, absolutely not, there's no chance. And she would have driven, but I don't wanna be in a car on 95 ever. But a permanent driver seems, at least for Billy,

it seems like it would be a problem. Why? Because you like to stop at a lot of places like you're gonna have that you know that person stop I mean you're stopping at Burger King. You gotta go to Walgreens because you're a hypochondriac There's a lot of stops that you don't necessarily want to get out of a Walgreens parking lot You know in a big SUV. You're at a supermarket every single day of your life That's not true. Yes. It is. I always I always hear you saying. Oh, I gotta go to Target. I gotta go to Walmart I gotta go here. I gotta go there. Yeah, it's an easy lie. It's like true. Yes it is. I always hear you saying, oh I gotta go to Target, I gotta go to Walmart, I gotta go here, I gotta go there.

Yeah, it's an easy lie. It's like my kid has to do this. That's not true. Ah, I finally got you. I do love a good Target run though. Oh, I'll stroll around Target forever if I have to. However, I also love the mobile Target orders. I didn't turn into a commercial for Target.

I love the mobile Target orders where I will do all of my shopping and then I just go and then they bring it To my car and then they tell me they can't take a tip even though I offer them a tip because the rules Guess what kids no one's watching I'm so so on those I need to make sure that everything that I bought is in those bags and then have to sit there in the back like Roughly through everything. Yeah, I trust them. They remember the third bar of soap that I asked for I trust them

But one time I found that they didn't put this makeup sponge that my wife ordered, and it was a devastating discovery because I discovered how much makeup sponges cost, and I was horrified at the idea that this little sponge that's like tear shaped, that this size was like $24, and I'm like, why? And then you get home and your wife is pissed. No, I got down, no, I discovered it.

I started going through it, and I'm like, because I never ask, I usually just go and trust that it's all there and for whatever reason they handed me like two bags I'm like, that's all that's all that was ordered like this seemed and I found out it wasn't there and I was like Whoa, how much this cost and then I had to go in and they had to bring so there's a whole I feel like I've done The same typecasting to you that Stu gots is done Which is I do picture that if you had a driver there would be a lot of stops for just like Vicks Vapor Rub. Yeah, Dems of Brakes, that's part of being a driver. You know what I mean?

Like the person's gonna get paid the same whether we stop or don't stop. What do you want me to do? But I'm just saying that I've got you outside the target and they're bringing it to your car, just a little Vicks Vapor Rub. If you're trying to give them a dollar because your chest was a little congested

and you wanted a little heat on it, that is I picture that going I mean I'm insulted that you guys think that I would be in a car without Vicks vapor room to be perfectly honest like that's already in the backpack not gonna happen that scenario fantasy wouldn't want to get driven around everywhere I'm not I like driving I thought everyone likes driving and you know I like driving no I can tell you why you don't like driving cuz I don't drive get it. This is great, I thought everyone- No one likes driving, and you know how I- I like driving. No, I can tell you why you don't like driving. Because I don't drive to work? No, well I didn't even think about that.

You know why you don't like driving? Back in the day, on Sundays, people just used to go out for drives. I just wanna drive my old Cadillac, whatever the hell, long thing with the long front and the back with the fins of the, you know what I mean? Little Sunday drive. Exactly right, no one does that anymore.

No one drives just to drive. Do they, if they do, they're psychopaths. Your own personal back in my day. So there's somebody in the, in the, in the America that you've described, pistol Pete's America, the 1970s. When he's driving past, you know, dribbling underneath his car,

there are just people, imagine this, internet addicted people, just standing in their lawn. That was a Sunday afternoon. That was a Sunday afternoon. Wait a minute, there's nothing on the three channels I have. I don't have a computer, my phone is not my computer. I've got a landline ringing inside. What am I doing? I'm standing on my phone is not my computer, I've got a landline ringing inside, what am I doing?

I'm standing on my lawn on a Sunday afternoon. Delightful though. I've gone into the backyard. Hosing the grass for no reason. At the time you didn't have to worry about droughts or anything, you just hosed the grass as much as you wanted. And there was definitely no chemical in that water or in the fertilizer you were using,

that would soon be banned. Norm MacDonald does or did, excuse me, such a great bit on how your grandfather just had like one picture taken of him when he was irritated by somebody who was like using gunpowder and hiding under a curtain and would have no idea now that in your phone you have a thousand pictures.

That's part of why I'd rather be driven around, because then I can look at my phone. Think about all the time spent in traffic where I can't look at my phone. That's me dizzy, I can't do it. Car sick, yeah. I can't do it. Really, you guys can't look at your phone in the car?

Reading too much in the car? I just close my eyes and put the seat back. Put it on the poll at LeBotardShow, do you get dizzy reading your phone in your car? I get dizzy reading. You know what I saw the other day driving around? A cyber truck. Wow.

In the wild. Tell me more. I have seen like five of these in the last weekend. Like there are a lot of cyber trucks in Miami and they were all different ones too. Like I think I just saw three alone yesterday. I was excited to see it because it was my first time seeing it.

It's huge. I felt like, I don't know, like a little kid going to the zoo or something. It was my first time seeing an elephant or whatever. It's massive but as I'm watching I'm like, this is totally impract like a little kid going to the zoo or something, or for the first time seeing an elephant or whatever. It's massive, but as I'm watching, I'm like, this is totally impractical if you actually want a pickup truck. Like, this would not do the duties of a real pickup truck.

You've gotta forgive me, I have no idea what a cyber truck is. The Tesla truck. There's no way that you don't know what a cyber truck is, Nick. Oh my gosh. Imagine a five-year-old, you ask the five-year-old to draw you a truck

from the future. But they can only use right And it cuts off your fingers. Yeah, what allegedly we don't know that's true What do you mean it has the capabilities of cutting off your like if you open the hood and it falls on your finger? Apparent people think that it is strong enough to just slice your finger off and other cars have like safety mechanisms apparently I've not a problem for pistol Pete. I don't know. Well he only had bones. And this is a Tesla? Yeah, this is a Tesla.

So it's an electric truck. Yeah, bulletproof windows, unless you throw something at it, then they break. It is so pointy. It is the pointiest, sharpest car I've ever seen in my life. And it rusts, that's another issue that they found, is because of the metal, I guess, being untreated or whatever, it rusts. Do you I feel other than that is great. I feel all the time

Like I'm living in the age of the Jetsons. I feel the ability to Have illegal mezcal sent to my house by some random stranger Who just shows up ten minutes after I've ordered it makes me feel like I'm living the movies that used to depict our future. We are presently living in the convenience of what would have been the futuristic time as we imagined it in the 70s, 80s, and 90s.

Didn't the Jetsons predict, oops, sorry about that. Didn't the Jetsons predict Zoom meetings? Weren't they just talking to each other on screens? Is it everything you dreamed of, Dan? I mean, it's- Oh, no, great. What the hell, did you have ordered to your house? Didn't the Jetsons predict oops sorry about that didn't the Jetsons predict zoom meetings weren't they just talking to each other on screen You dreamed of Dan. I mean it's It's not how did you have ordered to your house? It's not at all. I wouldn't admit it on air Jose Cuervo Cuervo Club Friday's that's what I meant. Yeah, I'm a hangout sponsor by quarter by the way incredible fights

I know Dan you're gonna give me the next 30 seconds to talk about the fights incredible fights The biggest card ever on the planet for UFC We had two incredible knockouts one Justin Gaethje and Max Holloway in a phone booth fight Dan Max was winning the entire fight said come to the center of the ring We're both gonna fight it out and then an incredible last buzzer beater second knockout from Max How Max Holloway to Justin Gaethje knocks him out wins the BMF title in the second one Alex Bleda knocks out Sweet Dreams Demol Hill and then points at him does one of these incredible no no he did it no he did it no he did it