The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Flooding, Famine, and Football

Episode Date: September 18, 2023

With Deion Sanders and Colorado struggling at the half, many were ready to pounce with takes. Are we in the middle of a media build up of Deion before a tear down the moment Colorado loses? Dan wants to explore this lane while acknowledging the audience probably already hates this Colorado story. Then, Desmond Ridder contributed to a victory, Zach Wilson struggles and the Jets are unraveling, and the Cardinals have mastered the tank. Plus, Stugotz's Weekend Observations! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Visit EdwardJones.ca slash different. This is the Dunlabor tour show with the Stugat's Podcast. Odell Beckham during pre-game warm-ups to God's last week, he came out of the tunnel as Ray Lewis or did the Ray Lewis dance during introductions this week before the game. He was wearing a shirt of Colorado Heisman candidate Travis Hunter, who was on the wrong end of a dirty hit during that Colorado Colorado State game. In that game, because we're changing the parameters

on how all of this is done, Colorado State had a kicker who was a 31-year-old with three kids. I can't tell you how much I love that for college sports. It was a British guy imported to do the kicks for Colorado State. Three kids 31 years old because why not? Somewhere between Europe and Germany,

and however it is that we were playing all these minor league football professional leagues before. Now the guys will just come here and we'll say, okay, it's here for an education. It's 31 years old. He's doing the kicking at the end of the game for Colorado State still younger than Sam Hartman I mean it is professional football but Travis Hunter now has a liver laceration and will miss the next couple of games the biggest that Colorado will play against the best opponents that they will see Deodd

said he's out for two to four weeks so So, and you're right. He's a cheap shot after a lot of talk before the game, a lot of like the game. So, got's what's going to happen here. Just if you're in, if you're unaware, many years ago, the University of Miami was viewed as the outlaw renegade program that caused people in America to have a whole lot of problems

with how their college football was being played. 100%. When the Vikings are apologizing because people can't their fan base, can't not be racist to their players when the Vikings lose. And when the Texas players are on the sideline and Alabama fans are hitting them with the most racist shit, what do you think this team's gonna get as it starts playing football? That was a dirty game by both sides because it got elevated. Man, that's part of why coaches don't get these things elevated to there because back

when football was out of control with Miami, they had to make new rules because their coach, Jimmy Johnson, personified, whatever whatever it is was the adult mature white establishment of I'm gonna let my players bleep and play and it's gonna bother you and you're gonna question every week Whether I'm trampling sportsmanship every week because Some of the criticism of this team is about to get coded because they're because they're loud They're flashy, but it's also why it's the phenomenon that it is right now. Right. Well, I think it's loud, flashy, combined with people are like, hey, you haven't done anything

yet. All you did was go be TCU on the road. It's a combination of that, yeah. The expectations were zero. I know. You haven't. He's exceeded them already. He's won already.

But don't say they haven't done anything when they don't die. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying so far through three games. I'm not saying that. I'm saying when you act like that, people are going to say, hey, do something first. You haven't done anything. So, God's the criticism will be before, during, after, there will be ways to fight. This will not be Alabama. It'll not be your grandfather's program. No, it's not your dad's program. Every week, there will be somebody out there who could feel righteously outraged by something that this group is going to do.

Right. And it's why and how you know they matter. It's why and how I'm telling you, it doesn't matter if they lose to USC and Oregon. They are event television polarizing made for television drama every week, even if we have to invent it and we will, we'll invent it because of how flashy this team is and what it's brought with it. So, God, I'm used to Snoop Dogg after USC wins titles showing up as one rapper, not Lil Wayne bringing them out of the tunnel, but you say it doesn't matter whether or not they win

or lose. It's why I'm upset the Travis Hunter is out. I wanted to see Colorado full strength against Oregon, against USC. That's strong enough up front. But the winning does matter. And the two teams you're talking about, USC with the rappers and university of Miami,

those teams won and they won big, big, they won multiple national championships. But to God's, if attention is the currency of the day, and we're just now doing this, money wins, attention wins, why is there a need to see something through three games that has been as perfect as it could possibly be to take over college football?

You can question it, yes, it's just been TCU. But so far, what this program has done through three games is the maximum max out on making money. Stugats, listen to what I'm telling you here. Saturday night in Boulder, Colorado was the most expensive ticket in the sport. Yeah. More than $500 a ticket, more than Ohio State. That's bananas. If you're going to make it all business, then celebrate when a guy conquers the business, which is what he's done through three games. Yeah, they'll probably lose the next two because his lines are too small, but give him time

because if he's already exceeded the expectation, what is the next evolution of this look like? But do you think Deans not getting celebrated? Right. Like all I'm saying is I want the celebration to continue and I'm not certain it will if they start losing football. I think there's a few. There are trials out there like the Danny Cannells of the world, but I just think for

the most part, it's largely being celebrated. I mean, every show in that work're there, I think it's generational. I think that you will see a backlash to the things. Well, 60 minutes was their dance, so. Right, it's weird. You don't believe, okay, so I'm inventing Deon is polarizing?

No, you're not inventing. No, not at all. You're saying you're making it seem like everybody hates him and is rooting against him. I think it's largely being celebrated in the sport. So what do you think, how do you think it breaks down? Because I'm with you, I believe that this is something that should be celebrated, but I've watched his career never be as celebrated for his excellence, never, as it should be, because you can love how amazing

he is and also hate how amazing he is. Yeah, but I mean, now he's being celebrated. He's definitely being celebrated. I would say most of the stuff I see online is very pro-Dion. I see your point in the sense of he's being celebrated and maybe Colorado isn't being celebrated as much, but Dianne for sure is. And he deserves it. Yeah, absolutely. 100%.

I mean, Dan, to your point earlier, it took him two weeks to get both pre-game shows out the Colorado for a bad game. I mean, that's Colorado, Colorado state. I mean, there's a comment, there has to be like a middle ground too, right? Like, he can be celebrated and also not be the greatest team in college football

at the same time. And you can question, is this sustainable? Are they going to lose these teams? Should you rush the field if you're favored by things like that and also not be like, you're a hater, you're hating on it. I would be predisposed here to my biases of what it is that I have seen happen around this person and what I thought I saw happening at halftime on social media of that game, where it looked like a come upence was coming for Dion.

And what I saw, because it's easy to say now everyone is celebrating this because agreed. Everyone seems like they're celebrating this. Well, there's nothing to do but celebrate it right now. If you're asking me or there are people waiting in the weeds to go after Dion after they lose, of course, they're standing there waiting. But so it's quiet is all I'm saying. When it gets to three and two because you haven't continued to exceed expectations beyond anything reasonable. You're telling me that's not here yet. I'm telling you, I saw it ready to pounce at half time of that game.

I do think there is also an element, and I'm not going to sit here and be like, of course, like everyone loves Dion, of course not. Like we are, we live in this country where people are very racist and they like to root against black people. I am not denying that. I think I'm also seeing an element of like they shouldn't be getting this much attention, which college football fans love to do. They love to be like, this team's overrated, just wait until this and my team is better.

I should be getting more attention than this like three-year-old Colorado team that hasn't beaten anybody yet. It's like that haven't played anyone yet discourse. But it's combined with I think a lot of people that are inclined to be haters against Dion and are giving him less credit because of the way that he has like you know, he hasn't done things the right way in Colorado and like that sort of discourse. And it's it's now just very messy, but I don't know. It is just a constant cycle of Colorado discourse.

It's an Oregon fan base who's saying, hey, we deserve the credit. We deserve all the attention. Why are you giving it to Dehatt? Hey, we're good too. And we've been good for a while. Yeah, it's jealousy. Yes.

Something that has come in and hasn't earned it the way football people are supposed to earn their attentions. And something will become the news of the cycle in the next couple of weeks. and earned it the way football people are supposed to earn their attentions and something will become the news of the cycle in the next couple of weeks. It's also fun to root for them though because they're new, you know what I mean? Like Oregon, you can root for like 10 years and all they have all the crazy uniforms and I was like, okay, well I want something. That's why T.C. you get popular sometimes, Boise State had a run.

Like you're always kind of looking for like this up and coming fun thing and right now Colorado's that fun thing. This is fun. I mean, it's a father. It's a son. It's really cool. Well, this is what I would say to you, Stugatz. And I feel it breathing on my neck all the time when we do this. We are already about seven segments passed annoying our audience on the Dion talk. Maybe eight. and I'm not just talking about today, I'm talking about for weeks now and the backlash. I'm trying to tell you it would 60 minutes.

The backlash will be very strong because I will continue to be fascinated by what happens in 2023 America when the sport symbols and the revolutions for where race makes an appearance in sports makes people super uncomfortable because sports and this sport has changed so dramatically and has unmasked what a greedy stupid enterprise all of this, and it keeps getting bigger and bigger and bigger. And someone who arrives, who had it the hardest stugots to climb through from

his level of excellence and fame to get his opportunity, how uncomfortable that's going to make today's America is part of why it's prime time viewing. It's part of why, yes, and there will always be a recoil to anything that's popular that we're talking about too much. There will be 30% 40% 70% of the audience that is like stop talking about that. You're making me hate Deon Sanders, but I can't be more fascinated by what's happening shaking at the core of the business of football because it's not supposed to be that one independent comes in here and shakes the world like this. It's weird to see Michael Irvin roaring with laughter in his 50s because his buddy from 30 years ago with the Cowboys is trying to change college football. It makes me want

you and the higher Michael Irvin. I'm I'm serious. Let's turn it all into that. Let's please. please run all the mad rules out of here just make it a giant messy enterprise they let's got frost coach there so that didn't work out very well please just just put a bunch of personalities who coaches Iowa I mean I don't know chuck. Jane Orville went to Iowa. What do you want? More Deon or more Farences? More Sanders' or more Farences?

I need less Farences in my life. We all do! We all do! Put it on the pole, please. That Lebitard show. Do we need less... Fewer Farences in our life. Except Notre Dame, they got the guy.

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Kind of like the 90s baseball player game. Like a couple minutes ago, I just blurred it out Brock Marion. Great work. And it made a few people happy. Yep. Two guts. Bob Sanders. Yeah. You know, he was early in the list. Classic. Very cathartic. Yeah. Adam Archuleta. Not a good safety. No, but a great name and a name. He had a run name alone. Sounds like he should be better. Adam was a good safety for a few years. Did someone say Brock Marion? Yeah, that's where this was. That was a gambit.

Hey, listen, I'm struggling with memories, I get older. VCs, they don't live at our show with their stugats. ["Stugats's Weekend Observations"] Stugats's weekend observations are coming up here in a little bit. And I sort of, in my head Stugots I am Riding with jealousy because I want my own sort of weekend observations where I casually come on You can have them where I can just casually come over and just no expectations of the analysis being any good

But just come over and say Chris Jones makes a difference, huh? Like just just come over with something. Yours would be about flooding and famine. And football. I have a sounder for you. I'd have plenty of football for you as well. I'd give you, yeah, be like that. It'd be like, yes.

That is the show that you should do. I'm gonna, it's flooding, famine, and football. Yeah. All right, I'm gonna do that with McKay. I'm gonna go to Hollywood and do it with McKay. Flooding famine and football. McKay's everywhere, huh? Yeah.

I just watched that Bishop Sikamore documentary. Finally, Adam McKay executive producer is everywhere. He makes a lot of good things. Hopefully we'll be making some of them. I'm gonna say money together soon. That too. But this from JPA footballs to guys about your beloved jets. And I'm really enjoying that we're covering this this way because the difference in that league between one and one and

oh and two after two unreasonable weeks of men killing each other for money and violent. This was trending. Jets running back Breeze Hall seems to be upset over his usage in today's game. He tweeted four football emojis, which represents the number of carries that he got in today's game. Okay. First sauce, deactivated Twitter,

and now Breeze complaining about touches on social media. This Jets team may be spiraling out of control just a bit. Such a feel good story five days ago. This is the most diluted spiraling out of control has ever been. This is not spiraling out of control. This is Aaron Rogers now has a miracle surgeon is going to get him back by January and all they've got There's no need by the way Take your time Aaron. We won't be playing in January

They are spiraling a bit two games in because they looked Horrific. It's weird to see a football team look and competent on the Sunday where you know They're not gonna score. They can't move the ball down the field They're not gonna be Mike a Pars is going to do whatever he wants. And Zach Wilson is a child, comparatively. Got child, they we've put a child in charge of the big equipment. We have, it's interesting because the jets

have to make a decision. Either trust them and let him play quarterback and try to throw the football or find somebody else. Like that's a decision they have to make. The Falcons are going to do it the same way. Try to hide your quarterback. I'll see you soon. Right, but they're two and a hiding their quarterback.

That's right. Ritter had a game yesterday. He had a game yesterday, Dan. What is that? He made some plays. He contributed to a victory. Made some plays. Okay.

Zach Wilson had the pass to Garrett Wilson. They had the seven points, Saw Skardner, who did deactivate his Twitter account, also deactivated his hands, had an interception at the end of that half that would have made it 14 to 10 jets, and then it's anyone's game. Let's do that. This is a special kind of suffering, okay, for a football fan. It's not just you lose Aaron Rodgers. That's one thing. When the betting over under on your team

total is 14 and a half, your Sunday sucks. You've got the bears. You've got one of these teams that everyone else is enjoying football and you're not allowed to because you're a Cardinals fan. That looks good for a half. They've looked good. They've looked good for about four and a half, five quarters. They've won five quarters this season. Do you think they're doing that to prove to Caleb Williams' dad that, hey, we're not that bad. We're still losing for you, but we're not that bad. No, it is a master class in tanking.

It is. Like, we're good enough to compete. We're good enough to have 20 to nothing leads over one of the teams that was one of the finally teams last year in the NFL. We're good enough to do that, but just not good enough to win. It's so well done by them. But didn't you say the same thing last year about the Bears?

That was the master class in tanking. You know, you have your quarterback and you're going to get a good pick. And now do they have their quarter? They need a coach. Billy, you have done a great job better than anybody. It holdings to got his feet to the fire on. The numbers everything has learned. Well well but you don't remember anything you've said to and your words don't mean anything because you say a bunch of

a million contradictory things so billy occasionally does remind you for some reason i don't know why he keeps doing it i was just curious because everyone is talking about just a few said it's to god spent that better half of last season telling us how great it was that they were doing this. I had a fan write me this week and saying that Stugot's last week on either God Bless Football or Stupati. Stupati was trying to refer in an interview with somebody to a mentalist and called him

instead a contortionist. Yeah, he did that. He did that on God Bless Football. What did I do? You called the... We were talking climate change last week. That was on yeah, that was a Dan You will have loved last week's top of the we're talking about the garbage crisis in the world How's to got to sign any wanted?

You had a guest on yeah, yeah, Billy was shot I've never been more prepared for an interview than I was for that thought Why did you call a mentalist a contortionist? I have no idea. Do you know what a contortionist is? I have no idea what a mentalist is. Are you just fried at this point in your career? You're talking in too many places

and you don't know what you're saying, so you're certainly not keeping track of it. And Billy is here to remind you of the things you've alleged as football takes before. But Billy, no one has devalued the football take more than Stugat's, correct? Because whatever he thought last year, whatever, it's weak to weak, it's say whatever you want, it's nobody remembers anything.

And the people you think are experts, Colin Coward talks to Vegas and has all sorts of insiders. He was o and eight going into the dolphins game last night against the spread. So we are one game behind coward on our celebrity prognosticator segment that we haven't done for two weeks. Well, we've won stuff, right? Like last week I was Owen three and Billy's bet's big boards brought to you by.

So anything can happen, you know what I mean? I wanna hear more about this big board. Tell me more. Billy was so big board brought to you by and then this sponsor will go there once we win. We'll wait for it. We'll be sponsored next week. Exactly right.

Hope you win a few games. But so far you're doing your own you were Oh and three. You started Oh and three with your big board of football analysis is the fourth ranked international Duke of all time. People that faded them are three. No, but the problem was is that it was reliant on. It's a Monday night football thing, Dan. As you know, as you were listening, it's a Monday night staple.

So we have to because there's just usually one game. You know, tonight there's two, which is a treat. There's usually just, you know, as you were listening. It's a Monday night staple. So we have to, because there's just usually one game, you know, there's tonight, there's two, which is a treat. There's usually just, you know, one game. So I'm not just doing lines. You have to go to props there. And what happens is that a lot of those are, is, say, it's Panthers a treat, put it on the pole, please, dude, because I don't think they gave us a treat. I don't, do you think that's why they have two games out at the same time? So they're like, just choose whichever one you want. I, I was actually, because I'm listening to, I like the I was actually because I'm listening to second game though. I'm listening to Marlon's baseball on the radio. Oh, Krassey.

What are you really? Yeah, when I'm driving around, I love the radio team. It's excellent. They're great. And it was in the car when I got up this morning still local radio. Joe Rose. No, what? Whoever's on 940.

Oh, the big dog after victory. Whoever was on 940. It on nine 40 wasn't dolphin talk It was two guys who were going through the motions on sports radio And so they were trying to muster enthusiasm for what they were saying double-barrowed Monday night action and the one guy says Saints Panthers and the other guy gives you everything he's got on that he's like was it depot saints and panthers is Defos to Lonnite. I don't know who it was. They just repeated the teams that were playing tonight. Oh, it's two pros in a cup of Joe. It looks like Seven in front of the hour they were not trying they were they were Prodding at the last embers of sports radio they were trying to muster enthusiasm for double-barrelled Monday night football

And when the guy threw it to the other guy on give me what you got on Saints Panthers what he said is Saints Panthers That's what he had how dare you Dan that is Brady Quinn Levar airington and Jonas Knox Okay, the great Jonas whoever it was it was very early in the morning for all of them the great Jonas. Whoever it was, it was very early in the morning for all of them. That's their Monday morning after the weekend. Like that is where they should be though. Okay, if you think that's the proper amount of enthusiasm. No, Monday morning, you do, you just blurred out the game tonight. That is the way that should be analyzed. That game just repeated and just in 15 million people a lot. Double barreled Monday night. They cleared out the stage for Aaron Rodgers

to run out with that American flag. I was thinking that on Sunday when I saw Tony Romo and Jim Nance for this Cowboys Jets game. I'm like, man, they thought this game was gonna be awesome. I think the Jets, like before the season, they're like this week too. They're in networks trying to flex out the Jets. I think they've got five or six prime time games

so you can watch that against Dallas. You got what it gets the chief. So you can watch it spiral out of control. Ha ha ha. Chiefs, can you spiral out of control a bit? Because that's what was alleged in the, in the tweet. And I think you're either spiraling out of control or you're not, you're not doing it a bit.

I don't think four helmet emojis is spiraling out of control or a deactivated ex account. Just frustration. It's it. Well, explain this to me. I please explain to me because I guess it's gonna be a thing,

the entirety of my life. On an emotional sideline where guys are trying to kill themselves over money in the Thursday night game. when we talk about Brandon Staley and Dan Campbell melting under the pressure of two weeks in an emotional game Jalen hurts an AJ Brown argue on the sidelines because AJ Brown wants the goddamn football because he's a bowling ball because he's a paper and he's great and they were winning though at that point he wants 15 throws a game no no I understand it's a bad look.

But what I'm asking you is you understand what these emotional men are doing for a living, how dangerous it is, how proud they are about wanting the football, wanting to win, but not just win for everybody else, win for themselves, for their own bank accounts and everything else. Are we ever going to get tired of over-covering the sideline blow up because wide receiver X wants

eight more targets or running back X who's trying to feed his family wants six more carries and two guys might argue on the sidelines because people argue at work in workplaces that aren't as emotional as that one. Like when are we gonna stop overreacting to people on a sideline arguing with each other when to me it's like the most normal thing in the world that everything would be hopped up to this frenetic craze place where human beings are going through nutrition science body repair that is obsessive compulsive about sculpting so they can win an eight and a half yard route because he's running it a little faster than your cornerback who's trying to get there like what's the surprise that these guys would yell at each other shouldn Shouldn't be surprised.

I mean, it's a guy who he doesn't want to just win, and that's the fascinating part about it because they were winning. And so you're like, what are you complaining about? You're winning the football game, leave it alone. But no, he wants to be part of the reason as to why they're winning. He wants the ball every week.

I'm gonna go the rest of my life without having that overcovered, correct? Like that we're always gonna over- Yes. When guys give us soap opera on the sideline. Yep. We should do that around here. We're like, we should stay on after a segment and like one of us should be like,

be like, just, the lab will sound off. I agree. But like, Jess and I will be like, really heated with each other after a segment. And then everyone will be like, oh man, look, they, something going on there. We should take the fight on the Dan Levittar show to see what happens.

Yeah. Like, and then we'll act like it's unreleased. Like, how'd that get out there? But we'll put it out and everything. We should take a fight on the Dan Levittar show. See what happens. Right. And then we'll act like it's unreleased. How'd that get out there, but we'll put it out. But after good segments, too, right? Yeah, just like you wanted the ball, you didn't talk it on. Right. You wanted more words that segment.

Yeah. Are you ready to do that right now? Longer of one minute. I wanted two whole minutes. Right now, you guys are going to try and recreate. These things have to be organic. There are no shortage of those around here too. We have a few where people will look, Billy's one is to talk out of the side of his mouth

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I do not know. I don't know what a Motorola razor is. You don't? No. I bet you you had one. I did not have one. Really? Let's walk through your phone history.

What kind of phone is it? I've never had a Motorola razor. I did not have a Motorola razor. What was your first phone? Ooh, not a Motorola razor. Not a machine after that. The motor. A razor, Dan was the one that was like really, really thin that it flipped over, but it was like as thin as like a razor blade.

That's why they called it the razor. What is a telegraph machine? I don't know. They had one in down Naby. Still got the Titanic stop has sunken. Stop. John take a bath. Stop is missing stop

You think that was my phone you think that my first phone was the Titanic's Emergency signal this is the down lebertar show with this two gods In this time for us two guys to share his game notes No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my boys. Two weekend observations brought to you by Miller Light. Great taste. 96 calories available for delivery. Then they were one of the final eight teams a year ago.

They got off to an embarrassing start last week. And this week they were staring. week, and this week, they were staring 0 and 2 right in the face. After trailing 20 to nothing of the half, you were saying right in the face, right in the face. One can only imagine what their head coach said to them at half time, but whatever it was done, It worked. Yes, because they came out and outscored their opponent, a 31 to seven to save their season and get the record to one in one and then just like that, make

no mistake about it. The New York football giants are back. It didn't work right away, though, they have time speech. It took nine minutes or 12 minutes. They were still down 21 with three minutes left in the third quarter. But he got the job done. Whatever Dable said, he got the job done. That's nice. Yeah. Because those players couldn't do it themselves. They need a real leader to lead them. The G-men. Daves. I hope at Orgeron coaches the Bengals. Coach, oh, that'd be great. Why a Joe Barrow, Joe more chase. I mean, coach has to be on the hot seat. Hero two. Didn't you hear Lucy's report from the LSU game?

Coach, oh, did some really bad things and will never coach again, according to a drunk woman who grabbed Taylor's ass. I trust her with my life. NFL though, never coach again. Period. All right. Well, though, never coach again, period. All right, well, I hope he doesn't coach Cincinnati, though. Who's the coach of Cincinnati? Zach Taylor.

Wow, yeah, he flexed, that God bless football muscle. I know the name of my coach. Maybell Blair has a chute. Somehow, I had a more productive fantasy day than Dalvin Cook the Arizona Cardinals gave a clinic on how to tank well done you heard it here first and Deon Sanders is going to be the next head coach of the L.A. Chargers how about that that? LA, Dion, little flash. What do you think?

Herbert? I can hear people so mad that we talk so much, Dion, today I can hear them. Yep. I'm guessing Sam Hartman, Huntsford's own Thanksgiving turkey. Put it on the pole, please, Juju. Does Hart's men, Huntsford's own men?

Sorry, sorry. Put a nest in there. I do that with Jude. Does Hartzman hunt for his own? Hartman. Sorry, sorry. Put a nest in there. I do that with age. Does Hartman hunt his own Thanksgiving? Thank giving turkey. I love a good golf towel. Wipe the club down, get your ball off, get the grass off.

Good golf towel, underrated golf necessity. Top five underrated golf necessity top five underrated golf necessities. Number five lip balm. You need it Lucy is shaking her head just looks confused I'm telling you you need lip balm. You need it always. I wouldn't consider that a golf necessity just like a necessity. Okay, put on the pole is lip balm a life necessity at Leventage or golf necessity. Number four gummies in a full pack of heaters. What are you?

Number three, an extra pencil look too. Christian like that one huh? Number two a good golf towel. Put it on the pole, Drew, Drew, do you love a good golf towel? And number one, especially down here, a fan for the golf cart. I was in a golf cart that had air conditioning the other day, it was life changing. AC, that can't be true serious Myzner up in Delray. I'll take you up there. It's a different world

Here come the Rockies. Is it an enclosed golf card? Is that or is it just air conditioning in the open air? Does it just have a fan? It's not enclosed. No, it's got air conditioning And I'm not saying what it blows out is cold, but I'm saying something is coming out of there and it's a breeze. It's coughing warm air. It's belching warm air Yes, sounds bad If I walked into my house one day and TJ Hockinson was roaming around I would ship my pants Put it on the pole, Juju if TJ Hockinson was walking around your house, would you shit your pants? That's not where I thought that was going.

Well Bill is confused because I keep painting this scenario. And that's TJ Hockinson. He's just hairy. He gets home and he's in your house. He's just hairy, that's all. He's got a lot of hair. He's big. Yeah.

Hey Philadelphia Eagles, thanks for leaving the back door open. Going back to Thursday, you love. You had it! You know what the C-curk cousin stands for? Covered. It stands for coming the back door. What? Florida stage.

Surviving advance. the Noles. 14-3 South Carolina in the first half. What happened there? 21-0 Georgia in the second half. You of course know what that means, right, Dan O? Tail of two heads. I'm so proud of you got it. This late in the day too

Memphis that's how you handle a game with the naval academy Gently with appreciation and kindness in your hearts It was not unlike the entitled and grateful kids at Notre Dame. That's right. Thank you for your service Memphis good work by you I'm telling you keep an eye on Air Force the Falcons, they're good. Alabama, the Iowa, is strong in you. JT Daniels, 30 of 34 for 361 yards and two touchdowns. Another 64 yards and two touchdowns of 15 carries. Dan, you know what JT Daniels did? He did it all. The D in Daniels stands for did it all.

This has to be Garrett Strider's eighth season at Syracuse. Again, Colorado State has a 31 year old kicker with three kids. Yeah, but Strider looks like he's 41. Strider. Whatever. Is it Strider? Strider, Strider, Strider, tomato, tomato. He's been there for at least eight years. Orange.

Orange. It's good though. KG vet. Matt Olson. Quietest 52 home run season, a majorly baseball history. I'm not quiet. No one does. I mean you're not following baseball. I am. I knew he had 52 homeers and his name and what team he plays for. I've watched a bunch of Braves games and Matt Olson could walk in here right now and I would never know. They're so good. And he's so much bigger than you think he is. They were in October.

You swept him. You swept him. You swept him. You got fat on the brave. You were 19. You were 4 and 19 against the brave the last two years. And you swept him and Jazz hit one 550 feet. Dan back to back days with Grand Slam's.

And I think the more ones are going to make the playoffs. They got to the rough part of their Mace they have the players and Mets coming up. I don't need this stress Dan you know what the F in Formula 1 stands for I do not it stands for finally we have a new winner Our long national nightmares over Tarek Owen signed with the Carolina Panthers practice squad. Terika, that's how you bring in the Jewish New Year. Jannatovah!

Excited for Terika. I'm blaming the media for me already being tired of Dion and Colorado. Damn, we are five days away from the greatest slate in college football history. I love a good slate. Have you checked out this slate? Doesn't have Colorado on it? Doesn't have Colorado at Oregon. And that's like the fifth worst game. So you're tired of it, but your next observation is great slate this weekend. Fifth best game? Fifth best game is what I'm tired late in the day. Lucy, what a slate. What a slate. The greatest slate of all time, right? Maybe not the greatest

of all time, but it's up there. Although if that was the fifth worst game, that would be a really good slate. Yeah. Just so I'm clear, when Colorado weeks out of victory at home over a team, they were favored by 23 points to beat. We're going to say they are resilient. It's convenient. Report Tom Brady's raiders purchase not finalized. Oh, it's happening. Gonna be finalized anytime between October and December whenever Tom decides he wants to own a team. Yeah, we're watching the play. Latavia's Mary still chuck it along. A tuddy yesterday. To Keo Spikes didn't see it.

He didn't answer my text. He didn't run numbers, thank God. Keep trying it. Hey Jacksonville Jaguars, Do it against the chiefs. I don't like all the non-traditional Jersey numbers. Tide ends. Do me a favor. Put on 80 something. Thanks. Sevens running around. Just Tide ends. We have break. Anthony Richardson.

You can't say you weren't warned. Terrible pick by Jared Gough. One might say he was picked golf. So bad. I was high when I rode that. It's always second and 18 for the Bears. Put it on the pole, right at LeBittite Show. Is it always second and 18 for the Bears? They want Justin feels the bail amount with a 20-yard run. And then it's third and 15. Yep.

And then they're pumping. Chris Jones, difference maker. Oddly, Alabama is not in the top 10, but firmly entrenched in the college football playoff. Justin Fields, nope. The Tennessee Titans did what the Tennessee Titans do. Brandon Staley, be careful when you sit down today. The seat might be scorching. Desmond Ritter, a Baker Mayfield or a combined 4-0. Joe Barrow and Justin Herbert are a combined 0-4. Football, Micah Parsons, Menace, last week, we had questions

and this weekend, Josh Allen had the answers. Yes, apologize. What, every week you want me to apologize for Josh Allen every week? For a game wrong. When I say he's terrible, I'm wrong, when I say he's good, I'm wrong. Yeah, always wrong.

Graham Gino, we're like Graham G. Yes. Arizona Cardinals. Great loss. The O and O Dell stands for often injured. The S and Sam Howell stands for stones. Headline Bartolo Cologne 50 honored by Matt says he's retiring. He has a thrown a pitch in the last five years. And no one's asked him to. So he's just making it official, right? He's never retired. He'll give you three good itts whenever you want him. By the way, Bartolo Cologne would sign with the team today if they offered him a contract.

That's correct. Thank you. Chris Wittingham. I know you mean well and I love you, but you're charging graphs. You send me every damn Sunday. Love it. Go to hell and when you get there say hi to our briles for me. Dan, those are the weekend options.