The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Greg Gives Chris An Aneurysm (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Episode Date: November 24, 2025

"Something in the way he moves says he might be..." Adele pays tribute to one of our own, Dan confuses a White and a Black, and Chris tries to remember a name. And after the reveal of today's show-long bit of "Jeremy" as George Harrison, which clearly fooled Greg, he gives us... absolutely nothing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Your son's wondering if you can use a mic cry when you speak, but you say no, that kind of thing. The same way that you don't have a new back in my day this week. Hello. What are you say? You're plugging on a show of Greg Cody's show with Greg Cody's show with Greg When you were younger, and a teen

Ethel Merman took the world by storm Just like the he-ha-three All of your sayings Run through us Like Jim Fix ran miles Yeah Dolphins are alive Diana said that you're right

So Dair says he's sorry Forever doubting your fire So you can have the grin of A donkey eating briars It's a mule It's a mule that's eating the briars Shout out Kirsten That is it

That is a singing voice revelation, not seen around here since Rose. I was moved by that song. Greg Cody was, too, just from his narcissism of hearing his own voice. No, whose vocal was that? Kirsten. Really? You don't know who anyone is around here. I don't know.

You don't know who anyone is around here. When's the last time I heard her sing? You don't know. Never. We can tell you anyone is anyone, and you would not know. We can fool you. Never, shmever. You don't know who anyone is around here.

I do. I know everyone. He got mad the last time we did this. You got mad. You want to play a quiz? I don't take a quiz. No. No.

Why were you happy about the death of Jimmy Cliff? Oh, I wasn't. I didn't hear about it until this morning. You're smiling right now. He passed away. I know. When informed of the news, you smiled. This is wrong.

And gay. You've got to stop this. You have to stop this. You really do. I've run out of penalties to give you. I don't have any more penalties. to give you. Then acknowledge the truth.

No, I'm not going to acknowledge the truth. I'm going to hear... Which is both teams play. It happened. Billy's got a major penalty. Five minutes for being Billy. I'd like clear that one out. You don't fight for freedom.

You fight for woke. Why are you still talking? Why are you still in a microphone disrespecting our rules? I thought it was penalized for Billy. He always kept talking. Why does he have a different set of rules? This is unfair.

It's woke. And? Minor penalty, two minutes for tripping the entire show. Penalty, five minutes, spruiting comedy. Minor felony, two minutes, test a tremendous, tremendous, common me, and da. That's my favorite one, him speaking about Spanish. It's gay. Okay.

You want to talk some Jimmy Cliff? Why were you happy about that? I was not happy. I was stunned to hear the news, and perhaps inadvertently... Still smiling. It's excited to talk about death. I think that's something. It's like a phobia or something where you hear about death or something,

and as a defense mechanism, you smile a little bit. Jimmy Cliff. Blair Dumphy? Nope. Jimmy Cliff introduced me to reggae music. For a lot of people, it was Bob Marley. For me, it was Jimmy Cliff. That 1972 soundtrack, which I heard about a couple of years late from a friend of mine.

We should get the back-in-my-day music if we're going to do this, if he's going to all of a sudden eulogize Jimmy Cliff when he was happy that Jimmy Cliff died. No, I wasn't. I don't even know that fool. And God bless him. He lived to be 81. Jimmy Cliff, he had a soundtrack to a movie called The Harder They Come. The Harder They Come, The Harder They Fall.

And that was the first introduction I had to reggae music. Later, I went back and discovered his contemporaries, like Marley, like Peter Tosh, Toots and the May Tulls. But Jimmy Cliff, to me, was an underrated, statue of reggae music, like just a pillar, somebody who's among the all-time greats, and I'm sorry to hear he passed away. So you reacted by laughing or by appearing pleased? I might have had an inadvertent smile on my face. Tuts and the Maidtolls are wonderful, or were wonderful.

They sure were. Hibbert died just a couple of years ago. This is a classic back in my day right here, talking toots and the Maid Toes. any of these words. No, but that's, that's, that's what, that's what back in my day should be, except written. Yeah. And crafted with care. It's even better when it's spontaneous.

Kids out there, no, it isn't. Look up Jimmy Cliff. No, no, it's not. Look up Jimmy Cliff. You think it's better, you think it's better spoken than written in your case when you can take care with the written word. The reason you don't do them anymore is because they're hard and you don't do hard things anymore. Is that right? Is that wrong?

No. you've claimed to have done all of them that's your reasoning that's that's that's what he says you're basically saying you're out of thoughts that you've run out of thoughts that nothing else capable of new thought you cannot pine for a you have run

it to the end of subject matter that would allow you to pine for a different time he's recapped everything that happened in the past we do this back and forth we're all like text them or say an idea to him I think I've done that I have done them all I don't pine for anything anymore not even pine saul. That one right there is all the things you can pine for.

Pine Saul, the smell of a disinfecting. Yeah, Dan, you trampled a great one. Say all on again, Greg. Miami what? Miami Soul. S.O.L, baby. Sorry, Tony. Thank you for that correction.

W&A. Ruth Riley, am I right? Ruth Riley, up, in the house. Ruth Cody, Ruth Doogie. All the great Ruths. Isn't that a name from the Bible? I think it is. Who do-gee?

No, I don't think so. Oh, yeah, Ruth. What was Ruth's part in the Bible? Like, what's the significance of Ruth? First of all, I don't think there is a Ruth. There is, Dan. Again, you're wrong, Dan. Is there a Ruth?

There's a Ruth in the Bible, okay. She wrote the book. She didn't write the book. There's not a book of Ruth. I think there is. Where my Bible picked at? I don't know why you keep talking that way. Why my bad at?

Why did you just say Ruth Riley in the house, as if you were just naming a player of WNBA, you're in Miami, because it's the only thing you know? The Miami Soul, Ruth Riley is the only player I associate from those days. But what did you say that, that way for? What way? What do you mean? I think you did in the house, boy or some form. You did something. I don't, I can't quote you directly.

You said, where my Bible people at? No, before that. Yeah. Before that. We're right here. We hear you. You shouldn't be afraid. She didn't write the book, but she was part of the book, obviously. Thank you.

Mike Ryan, I am going to insist that you put down a modicum of that makeup and join me in conversation as we head into a football midweek extravaganza in which the entertainment is going to prepare you for Bad Bunny because all of a sudden football has gotten a little bit better at choosing its entertainment acts. And so anything that has Jack Black in Detroit is going to, it's going to, what are you laughing about? Jack White. Yeah, Jack Black is totally different. Jack Black is a totally different person. You're right. Anything that has Jack Black in Detroit, though, I'm in. That's a, but it's a total.

Tenacious D, Dano. Way different show. It's a totally different concert, though. Yes, Tenacious D would be wonderful, but not as good as Jack White. My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my. They're all stuck together. It's one nacho. The, they did, in, in Madrid, they did Daddy Yankee as a high, they are actually trying to expand across and through music and through, I'm going to say what Jay-Z intended in whatever it is that they're doing with their Super Bowl acts.

They're going to break out a pregame show for Thanksgiving, right? Football is going to do it giant again. They have a halftime show, executive produced by Marshall Mathers and his first hiring was Jack White, who, who has been outspoken. Now, I don't know about you, but I don't like politics with my music, which is why I think it should be Jason Al-Deen. Let me tell you why. In the heartland, his voice matters. He doesn't tell you. He doesn't tell you what to think. He doesn't even ask you if he'd like to. Jason Aldean doesn't think. Not a single original thought has crossed through that man's mind. Greg, do you know who Marshall Mathers is? Leave it to Beaver.

That's Jerry Mathers. Oh, yeah. No, of course I know who Marshall Mather is. I've been a fan of M&M almost as long as I've been a fan of Jimmy Cliff. Proud of yourself, you are. You've been a fan of the Beatles longer, Greg? Yes, I have. I saw the Beatles on Ed Sullivan in February, 1964.

You saw me all the way back then. You also said you saw the Wilt Game. Go ahead and give him the back-of-My game music. Have you seen this? There is video of the Wilt Game. It came out. Last week, you want to pretend it didn't. We all saw it.

Also, why did Chris Cody speak like Yoda? We heard it. He was searching for Will Chamberlain. He couldn't find it. It was something that happened. I was searching. And you choose to ignore it. It happened. I had a panic in my brain.

You should have seen like if my inside out. I felt it. If you've ever seen the movie Inside Out, there was like two seconds of panic. What words he looking for? It wasn't just panic. It wasn't just panic. It's not one get me the word. You tried to fix it on the.

back in, which is what these pulsars are doing. Chris, it's my favorite form of your panic, okay, where I look across your face and there's a blank slate and it's like, you know, what you do register before you register, the name, Will Chamberlain is, oh shit. This is absolutely a name I should know.

I'm heckling myself because I just had it in my brain a second ago. I'm like, you went to air because you had the name. And someone then happened in this 10 seconds of talking where all of a sudden, you don't remember the fucking name. I see the fear that sweeps across his face when he recognizes. I'm about to forget Will Chamberlain's name if someone doesn't alert him.

I was trying to make fun of him, too. I'm like, this guy tried to shit. That was the thing I was. He watched the game. Wilf. I saw both. I saw Wilt and the Beatles. Almost as much panic of when Zaz just stared at me earlier in the show.

I got confused by George. I got confused by Jack Black performing with Eminem in a different political. Although I suspect Jack Black. politics probably run similar to Jack White. He said that thing and apologized for it, which is what you should do when he get something wrong. Now, there's an injustice, and it's happening right in front of your eyes. Two teams played a football game, but the winner doesn't matter because the radical left

is telling you. Stop. The loser is better. It's woke. Stop with the cake. It's bad. It can kill you and your family. And on top of that, it is gay.

It's gay. Greg, what are you doing? Why are you putting your foot? Stop. Get out of here. Don't get the thing. Get out of here. Minor penalty, two minutes, murdering the show with their bare hands and a dismemberment kid in cold blood. Two-time recipient today. Why is your foot up on the desk? My surgically repaired right knee was aching me, and I thought it would help if I stretched it out and raise it. Yeah. But that's okay. You know, I don't have to. Folks, what if I told you you could give a gift that brings your favorite. holiday traditions and memories to life every single day. With Aura Frame, you can. In the Cody family,

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That man! Who the hell are you? Stugats. I am. Who the hell are you? Bullshit. Me. You're a rude young man.

You're a fool. You're a fool. I already called you a fool. You can't call me. You're an idiot again. It's a fool-off. You're an idiot twice. You're an idiot for dismissing how much I've helped you.

This is the Don Labiter. show with the Stugats. I was just wondering why did you jostled the microphone and everything. It's gay. His trick me? That's what they want. You can't stay in here and keep behaving this way.

And you've got to respect some of the rules around here. You can't just make your own rules. Greg, are you okay? We haven't checked in on the status of your trickney. You seem to have been walking very well since your initial limping. Right. I doubt you're doing any of the rehab. My guess is you stubbornly just go right back to living your life the way you were living it before.

Nailed it. I've done three rehab sessions thus far. You skipped the last one? I had a fourth one schedule that I did postpone. But I plan to get right back on it. Okay, but you're probably supposed to do more than three? Like, you probably, they're probably... Yeah, I've got another month, month plus.

You like it? He keeps complaining about it. He's like, I get tired. It's like, yeah, that's called working out. The rehab's beating my ass. I don't believe that he's used that bicycle in the Barbie room in the last any time recently, except for content. It's been used. I believe the only time he's used it is if he's filming something to be funny on the one thing that he's got in the office that he could use.

He likes the bit of promoting his podcast by me walking in and like, oh, you interrupted me. I was just. I want you guys to look at that room. Put that room back up. and I want you to see where this this right here is a legendary journalistic titan in this market. He has seen soccer grow over 50 years

for him to be relegated to the Barbie room as a journalistic icon with that exercise bike that should be hanging laundry on it because it's got cobwebs. He does not use it. Anything he says to the otherwise is not true.

Was it on that couch that you were sitting? The sad couch? Actually, I was so enthralled by the game I was standing to watch, honestly. On your trick knee, on your unrehabilitated trick knee. I can stand okay. My childhood bedroom. When I'm sitting for a long time, it's when it's...

If those walls could talk. That is Chris's old childhood bedroom. Baby. I would say that. I remember that as a small room, but only because there was a bunk bed in there. You were babying on a bunk bed? You were babying on a bunk bed? No, I had a real bed in there.

I was there through high school, Dano. Okay. They moved the bunk bed out of there. I forgot about that bunk bed. Thank you for the memories. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. anyway my arrow doesn't look very happy there

he agrees with Mike being cheated out of that lucrative 12th spot they really needed Utah to lose that would have helped wouldn't have been enough but it would have been a big help now they're just relegated to the pipe dream

about maybe still making the ACC title game they need four or five cards to all fall in unison in the same direction like Domino's. Very doubtful that'll happen. Why did you begin singing the song memories like a showgirl? Is it because you're intoxicated by them making hello into a song that makes you think that now you can be an old, an old vaudevillian singing. Hello!

Crooning act that just sings his occasional thoughts. Yes. It's because I'm intoxicated in general, not by what they said. but seriously it was very emotional to hear that song I've always been a big fan of Adels I really have and the fact that she would do a tribute song to me interspersing my comedic saying

yeah I mean it's just special British Superstars we stick together thank you George Georgie it's not George it's it's Jeremy it's not George George Harrison man that's right dan did you guys have any norm pal conversation that you wanted to get off the ground

between because i don't look i'm going to try and explain this um but this is an unusual situation that miami finds itself in where they have two known all-stars and what we've been saying for a while is those two known all-stars need a player here who's better than them jimmy butler was that player. They fell into line behind that player. Norman Powell was an almost all-star and a Clippers team that has totally fallen apart without him. Kauai and James Hardin, they needed what it is that he was offering because he's the modern day's perfect player. We'll play defense for you, we'll shoot three's crazy, and can go 30 a night. Like it has done it three times because of how they're playing, because of how they built the thing around him. So I'd be curious between two homers

how to assess as Tyler Hero, they're only returning All-Star. I shouldn't say they're only All-Star, Bams and All-Star. Their All-Star is returning when it's now Norm Powell's team. Like, if they're going to play this way, and he's going to be the 30-pointed game guy, I'm good with it being his team.

I mean, I'm good with it, too, but the thing that I would add there is, the way this team plays, it's not in the type of style where it's so-and-so's team. Like, it's such a free-flowing, fast-paced offense. It's not give it to this guy. let him go one-on-one, he's the number one option. I think Hero's going to fit in so perfectly.

And to push back a little bit on the whole, you know, the team plays better without him in past years. Okay, but this team plays a completely different style than those teams of past years, a style that I believe is going to suit Tyler Hero perfectly. And if he's bought in like you said he is, then the offense is going to go great. It just feels weird to say it's Norm Powell's team.

when he came over and he's the new guy in town. Again, has had a better 15 game start than anybody in heat history. But it's like, how long can this guy continue to do that? Was he projected as a guy who's going to score 30 points in the game in the NBA? Like, I don't think so. I don't think it has to be anybody's team. You know, there's no LeBron James on this team. But I will say that I lost my training.

You know what, Greg,'s absolutely right. Greg, I know what you were trying to say. We're talking about how can Tyler Hero fit into this team? and what we've seen is any given night, anyone can score 30, so why not take a guy we know can score 30 every single night, you know, entirely hero. Jeremy, if I may, I don't know if you're seeing this, but you once suffered a grave injustice, and Dan once caped up for your cause. Remember what happened with UCF. 2017.

That's right. UCF was once in a grief party, and Dan Lebitard, he took to the microphone, and he started speaking truths, and now he should absolutely do that. It's so true. Like UCF really is an aggrieved party in this entire thing. Like what everyone doesn't seem to understand is that UCF was undefeated. Miami is no different than they were before knowing that UCF being in this position and Miami being in this position, the one that they're in is no different. And it's the great free state of Florida that has been aggrieved. Agreeved today.

Hi, Greg. Hi, Jeremy. It is true that there's no difference between that UCF and this Miami other than this Miami lost twice to unwracked tapes. But the point I wanted to make about the previous conversation about Norman Powell. What the fuck? Is that Norman Powell was a great dad. Describe the last minute of the show. I told you that that's what was going to happen.

What? Describe the last minute, dad. What does that mean? What do you mean? Recap what happened, Greg. I told Mike in the garage that this is. what was going to happen. That was crazy. It's not even believable that that happened.

Greg. What? What? Did you notice anything in the last minute? Yeah. What about it? I see. What am I looking at? Who's that? That's George Harrison. You're Jeremy. What's a big deal? Wow. I guess he's right. Am I wrong?

I guess he's right. You explain it then. I thought we... Big shot? Maybe it isn't a big deal. Okay. We got really excited about it, but I, all right. I saw the photo of the Four Beatles. Okay.

It was that guy. And you know it. But you kept calling him Jeremy throughout the show. Well, I wasn't. I was calling him George. Huh. He was right about that. You didn't call him Jeremy once.

No. You didn't. You didn't know. So you didn't know. I thought it was George. Still do. Okay. You're annoying.

I don't. Are you seeing this? What's? I don't. Look. I came in on my day off. What's happening right now should scare you. I mean, because of dementia.

I don't know what you guys are staring at. Okay. Who have you been doing the show with all show? Who have you been doing the show with? We've done, we're in our fourth hour. Who have you been talking to all show in that right corner? George Harrison. You mentioned that.

Yeah. How many times you want to ask me then? Greg, George Harrison was stabbed to death in 1999. That's fake news. Who did? I've been told he died of cancer. That news article I read earlier was wrong. Don't trust Wikipedia.

Who do you think that's a problem? Finally. You've been talking to Jeremy for three hours without realizing that it's not Jeremy. Right. I knew it was not Jeremy. My God. You're going to do this. Nobody in the audience knew it wasn't Jeremy.

Nobody in the audience. knew it wasn't Jeremy. This was a joke exclusively meant to fool you, and now you're pretending that you're the only one who knew. Now, at the big payoff moment. You're the only one who knew that that was Jeremy's brother, not Jeremy. You're the only one who knew that. And you

chose not to say anything. For three hours. No, I thought it was George Harrison. You guys don't get that. You just won't give a. Like, you're playing defense right now. Great defense you're playing. This should scare you. I know it scares me. Go on.

Minor Polly, two minutes, murdering the show with their bare hands and a dismemberment kid in cold blood. So that whole thing was an elaborate joke just to fool me. There we go. Greg, you have to leave now. And the audience. Which, at least we got them. It somehow fooled the audience, but not you. Right, well.

So everyone on the internet watching this, no one knew for three hours that that wasn't Jerry. except for you you're the only one who knew that's amazing thank you that you would be that clear-eyed about that not being Jeremy but you're not asking for much all we want you to say is look over and be like holy shit no he didn't give us like Jesus like you just are have you seen this it's two guys I thought it was one that's crazy is this how you would react you like if you found out your wife was cheating on you you just like walk and be like huh I knew that so it's a a Jeremy impersonator.

It's a big deal. It's not a Jeremy impersonator. You're right, Greg. Supernormal thing that happens on the show all the time. Thank you. I'm leaving this one confused. Honestly, like, I don't know why we do anything. All of this is, it's stupid.

It's wrong. At least my dad gave us this payoff. Don't do this. It's woke. Don't do this. I'm going to end the segment. End the segment. End the segment early.

No, I'm not going to do it. And it's gay. Oh, George. Wow. It's the holidays and the 50th anniversary of Miller Light. Holidays are all about gathering around with family and friends, so why don't you bring out a cornucopia of that beautiful white can Miller Light or draft? Whatever it is.

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Stugats It's the final nightgown This is the Dan Levitar show With the Stugats something in the way he moves says he might be Jeremy's brother but that'd be a weird thing to fool me I don't want to ask them now

they never believe me anyhow is that a weird gross I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know Zazla remains stunned that

Greg Cody had no reaction to anything there Chris and his fury has been a source of entertainment throughout the break where Tony and Jeremy are roaring with laughter at their dad at Chris's dad being maximum his dad pretending to be unsurprised by something that fooled the entirety of the audience. And then we explained it to him after he was just like, Yeah.

Oh. Then I thought you just got someone to dress up? It's like, just give me a reaction. Give me something. Chris going to have a stroke. You're still just like sitting there like, you're still acting like, I don't understand. Or the initial explanation. I thought it was George Harrison.

Like, what? Okay. So it's someone who looks like Jeremy that we were supposed to think was Jeremy. I get it. We all knew it was it. Did you think it was Jeremy? At any point where you're like, that's not Jeremy. No, no, I thought it was, sure.

Okay. That's a reaction. So when Jeremy emerges, you think there'd be like a... Yeah, but you didn't think like, wow, you got me. It was like a good reaction here. Let's get Juju's thoughts on this. I believe that he sides with Greg Cody as he always does. Juju, what are your thoughts here?

I thought it was a wonderful transition, man. Like, when I first saw it, I was like, huh. And then I looked at the audience. and they didn't understand, they didn't react at all, like for the first couple times y'all showed them. It was about time 20, then they was like, wait a second. That's not, Jeremy. And it was just one brother, so salute to the audience.

But we're wrong for being mad at Greg Cody for taking his personal pride and getting in the way of tripping the show's joke, ability to do the joke. Right, know your teammate, brother. You don't pass Nick Young the ball and don't expect him to chuck one. There you go.

Come on, we know my brother. Me and Nick Young, like that. How we had every angle covered? I guess quality losses matter. Swaggy P? Am I the only one who finds it a little bit unsettling to Jeremy's right there? I don't think that we've gotten to enough NFL football today.

So let's do top five shoulda kudas from NFL Sunday with Jujugati. and we'll do some stat of the day, some MVP of the day, and some listener comments as well. Let's start with your top five shoot-a-kudas from NFL Sunday. What do you got?

Any O-L-I? O-L-I, I'm not going to touch my bills. They didn't happen on Sunday, so I'm not going to go there, Fired Joe Brady. Number five, and remember, these plays, if they wouldn't have happened, they would have won this game.

Number five, although you said then, Michael Wilson, spending that ball, took some time. you didn't take too much time out. They still ran that clot down. But if the Cardinals kicker had made a 33-yard field goal in that game, they would have won.

The Jags are such losers. Trevor Lawrence sucks. I'm sorry. I can't not say it anymore. He sucks. Okay, that's a little strong and doesn't have a lot of nuance in it. Not neither. Right. And they almost lost the game

on that Tim Patrick blunder. He didn't even turn around for the ball. But they recover. Who's fault was that? Whose fault was that? Was that? I don't assume that it's the receiver's fault when Trevor Lawrence air mails won. I assume it is, bro.

Let's cut my boss on slack. Number four. Number four. The Giants should have kicked the field goal. Thank you. Thank you. Never would have saw overtime. Yes.

Never would even sniffed it. Yes. Yes. Number three. There's a reaction. Number three, Xavier Gibson of the Eagles. Let the punt drop on the one. Don't try to field it.

That was crazy. That was an incredible play by number 38, Elijah Clark, who got pushed three times, got up, and then what Zaz, put a hat on the ball. That's what you're supposed to do on the Pum Return Team. Buddy, you like the hat on the ball? I'm okay with that. You know what happened this week, right?

I know there's lots of punchouts. I know. But you know who got an extension? Yeah, I know about that lamb man, all right? You make sure you know about that lamb. No, but that was an exercise in courage what Elijah Clark did on that play, on that play for Dallas. Then he got pushed 15 yards. And Greg Cody was unsurprised by it.

Correct. Takes a lot to surprise me, Dan. Been around. Clearly. Been around the block. Number two, it was fourth and four. The Colts got to go for that in the fourth quarter. Are you just going to punt the ball to Patrick Mahomes?

He's played so scared. Just backpedaling, the entire fourth quarter. Right. Just backpedaling. They weren't even on their side of the field. They could have went for that. Mahomes didn't even get him on every drive. He went out on one drive and had to punt, but they just kept backpedaling.

Like, they were so scared of that team. I don't think the Colts had one first down from the fourth quarter into overtime. When I tell you, when the fourth quarter started, down 20 to 9, it's the biggest comeback of Mahomes' career. You're surprised by that. It doesn't sound like very much. That can't be right, though, Dan. I know it doesn't sound.

How often are they thrown by double figures? It doesn't sound right. They were not 21-0-0 against the Texans in 2020. Non-playoffs, yes. That was the first time that they did it. But down in the fourth quarter, down 11 in the fourth quarter. They made their way back in the first quarter the first time. That drive didn't even have him scoring every time.

All it was was a touchdown, a two-point conversion, and a field-go-to-tie. Correct? Like, it wasn't even two touchdowns, but it was 300-yards-day team. The Colts shit themselves. in the fourth quarter. They've got the MVP. You're arguing all season about who's the MVP in their backfield.

And they both did nothing in the fourth quarter against the champion when you could have ended their season. I mean, that's it. And then Stafford's better than all of them. Close-up shop's over. Number one, the Minnesota Vikings should have built a time machine

went back and kept Sam Darno and Daniel Jones because P.U. It's rough. It's, like, it feels like their process was right, the Vikings, but holy crap. The process was we're going to take him because he said he'd run through a wall. Because hardball hit him for three years. They drafted a quarterback top 10, I believe he was number 10 overall, right? They drafted a quarterback top 10, and they clearly believe in that guy, and they wanted to stick with what their, you know, scouts told them.

instead of getting Sam Darnold, who had one good year in his career, an incredible amount of money. Like, the process was right, and it's turning out to be franchise-altering wrong. Now you waste a very good roster with a quarterback who's not good with one of the best receivers in the league, one of the best defenses in the league. No, but you got, wait a minute, we're doing some revisionist history. It is. Wait a minute. Five J.J. McCarthy starts ago, you guys all told me Kevin O'Connell can do that with quarterbacks.

Every one of you was telling me that Kevin O'Connell can just do that. That's the amazing gift he has. He can do it with Daniel Jones. He could do it with Sam Darnold, and he can't do it with this guy. That was five stars. That guy had a fourth quarter, and all of you were telling me that Kevin O'Connell knows how to make quarterback. He's essentially a rookie, I mean, right? Week one matters.

Week one matters. What we see in week one should not be forgotten. You guys all told me he was Kyle Shanahan based on one fourth quarter he had on Monday night football. He's been hurt. He's not, he can't play. Okay, fine. You're right. What do you want? He's been hurt. What do you want? I mean, Kevin O'Connell deserved that kind of patience, right? He's still young. So we were wrong. Yeah. I mean, let it go. You were right about something. Congrats. Speaking of patience, my patience was kind of tried today, and one of my teammates hit me up and wanted me to speak up. You feel me? I'm totally not with this. Salute to Kirsten. You feel me? Great singing. But another one our teammates text me and said they felt very uncomfortable today.

And I hate to bring it up here, but I have to. The couch in the back, bro, he didn't necessarily consent to those, you know what I'm saying? That was happening to it back there. I think I want to report that to HR. Why? Greg didn't even know anything was happening at the time. He thought it was totally normal that I was just faking a couch. I'm sure that went over his head, too. Why do we do anything?

I saw Mike with his pants down. Can you give me the stat of the day music, please? Chris Codick, can you find me the stat of the day music, please? You're still annoyed with him. This music will make you happier, won't it? Start of the day, start of the day, this year, start of the day. Yeah, this is a stat segment. Is that right? Start of the day, start of the day, start of the day, start of the day, start of the day, start of the day, in this year start of the day Start of the day Start of the day

In this year start of the day Brothers George Pickings right now individually has 1,044 receiving yards on the season to date The entire Pittsburgh

wide receiving corpse only has 1,09 yards 3rd round pick and a 6 round pick back to you. If D.K. Metcalf didn't look like he's chiseled out of stone would, like, would we think

he's that good? We've had this conversation earlier, I think it was before you were here, Zazz. Like, he's not that good. Like, he was never their number one. He just was number one in stature. Tyler Lockett was their number one. One of the things that happened yesterday, I mean, yes, also fast for his size, but Smith and Jigba is having a better season already than any

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