The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Hour Su(ey)

Episode Date: August 28, 2023

It's time for our annual Suey Awards, with Hour 2 headlined by our nominations for Most Uncomfortable Moment and Best Dismissal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Dunluba Tarshou with the Stugat Spatcast. This is always an undertaking. Chris Cody, did you get stuck with most of this again this year, the Suis where you have to go through everything from the year and then condense it to just the best stuff we've done over the last year? I am spearheading this. I have to shout out Yeti Blanc and Rage Against Twitter. They have helped me so much in compiling, editing, putting together, organizing. I am leading

it, but without Yeti Blonk and rage against Twitter I just want to give this is not time for an except. I mean this is Literally just came to me. You were like hey, how'd this go for you? It is an award show. I did come to you and I didn't need you to make an acceptance speech That was just applause the audience is ready. They're trying to it's like you had fans doing work for you though I mean, No, they are fans and it did start originally with them just, and then we, yeah, we paid them though.

Their time was, whatever, their time was taking care of, compensated. There's the word I was looking for. I'm glad that I'm talking. Here's the Suis. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And now the Sui nominees for most uncomfortable moment. Greg Cody inexplicably brings up his dog's package. He's like, he needs a wheelbarrow like Mike McDaniel, this dog.

Got a pair. He's got a man. Does he get a pair? My granddaughter sees his shlong. What? What's that? He doesn't know. There is their daughters.

My granddaughter saw his shlong in the kitchen. And she said, what is that? What is this? A game of clue. I said, that's what he thinks. So it's okay. How was my great. In the kitchen with, uh, it was a little extended. What is this a game of clue? I said that's what he thinks. So it's okay. I was my great in the kitchen with it.

It was a little extended. I don't know why he was so excited. All right, very baby. No, what a, can I do this? How is a baby? Anyway, he ate my couch. Mike Ryan and Roy Bellamy get into it over Roy's tweets and Panthers credentials.

Power play for Toronto. Keep in mind that they're the heat games Roy Bellamy get into it over Roy's tweets and Panthers credentials. Power play for Toronto. Keep in mind that they're the heat games on at the same time, most time. So if you're at the heat game, or you're watching the heat game and you're on Twitter, you can actually see what's going on. No, I know, but Power Play to Toronto does mean no favors. It does actually. It kind of does because you know that the Panthers might allow a power play going to situation.

Right. Cool. I'll just see the alert for power play goal. Right? No, you can, you can go to it and you can just keep doing what you're doing. All right. Well, you're not credentials. Oh, that's right.

I see Roy in the press box. Wearing a credential around his neck, he's bonafide. One credential, one hand a beer and the other. But he is at the game's journalist. When you say credential. Do you think I give you shit? I actually don't give a shit if you give a shit I don't get what are you doing? You being that weird right now now? Yeah, you always now power play Mike Ednan Burke is asked if he likes David Samson do you like David? like David Samson. Do you like David?

That's a loaded question. Can you be a little more specific? Like on what level? I do. Let's start with this. Would you have dinner with me? Is it just you and me? Is this quite a game?

Who would have dinner with David? Oh my god. You're being stupid. It's you being stupid. It's just quite a game who would have dinner with David Oh my god You mean it's you be a damn good. It's just you and me I'm not sure. No, I know listen to you pack yourself on the back You make this top 100 list that nobody cares about like you you like spend hours like I readjusted it What number 78 today? No, but it cares now one person your fears. I can't David What's 87 is that everything ever all what's it? Like what why are you doing this? I want sphere is like, hey, David, what's he doing? Seven, is that everything ever all at once?

Like, what, why are you doing this? I wanna hear number one. No, you know what? No. No. No. I'm like, you know what I'm saying? No.

You know why? Because I have to go. Because I'm doing a show, John Skipper, who's the actual boss, where we're gonna talk about sports business and he's got a window that opens in two minutes. And no, no, David, come on I got to hear number one. Come on. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I think I'm going to be fine. This has really been a slice ahead. Mike Ryan,

or Ants and then Leaves in the middle of a show. I'm enjoying doing the show less and less. And you guys are putting me in a terrible position at the start of every how about you guys come up with your own content? Don't just go obnoxious, homer, Mike, what are you doing? You set a table for me and it's just like I'm in a losing proposition. I'm here, spinning all these plates. I follow on the sword for television.

You tell me I'm an A-hole. I'm up to here. Okay, I'm up to here. I know, but I'm doing a lot. All right, I sacrifice my own career to be back in this chair and Eleving the show to new heights and I'm being totally disrespected every time I sit in here by a bunch of people that don't get what it is I do why are you turning in the Trump you sacrificed your career? I get bill your career. I sacrifice my career and personal development to sit back in this chair and all I get is

Disrespect as soon as we crack open the mics. Go on carry on with the show. Marlon's, how does it start since 1997? Your thoughts? No, I'm not interested in those thoughts and you can back off a little bit here because you complaining. I like to back off. Well, a lot. Well, you can. Why don't you go now? Go now. Go right later. Yes, go. Thank you. Yes, you're welcome. Chris come sit in the seat. Chris Cody's contributions to Riffron Del Dia with San De Al Contra. Want to La Fila means put your batteries in because if not something bad's going to happen. You got to make sure that your affila was another word that we

could call it. I'll feel how. Ping-goo. And what? Ping-goo. Why is everybody laughing? I don't know why I'm laughing. Stugot shamelessly asks the coach of his daughter's Northwestern lacrosse team for a championship ring. Kelly, I do have a question. I'm nervous about this one. I went to every single game. Only a handful of parents can claim that. Even the dreadful Marquette game, Kelly, okay?

I know you're so full that one. That was freezing. And there was like five of us there. And I feel like those five parents perhaps, this is what I'm asking. I'll be direct. Do you want my ring size? Should I send it to you? What do you think? Oh my God. Absolutely. I've sent it over. Oh my God. You earned it. You earned it, John. Oh my God. You're too funny. Does he annoy you with stuff like that all the time that's what your questions and now you know honestly he goes through my husband so he annoyed him don van nada hasn't left the zoom yet don van nada thank you for your

journalism you're reporting as always man thank Pablo for it to be with you thanks them to be with you Pablo everyone else Dan. Thanks, Dan. Good to be with you, Pablo. Everyone else can suck one. Thanks, Dan. I think he's gone. Okay. Thank you. Thank you, buddy.

You got there. There's eight people there. All the lights go out in our new studio in the middle of our crossover interview with the Dan Patrick show. Wait, the lights just went out on your show. Oh, my god. Hey, haters. What happened? Hey, haters. Bring back our hate. Okay. I'm sorry that the power has gone down here. I can still hear you. No, I can still hear you. You never look better. I love it. Yeah.

Anybody got any matches? Yeah. How about a candle? Do you see me? Can you see me now? Is this the Levitard Blair Witch project? I'm sorry that I literally after leaving ESPN can't keep the lights on. You still got pay the bills for the man. Will you? You want me to pay the bill? I don't bet my own bill. Man, you see me at all? No, it's a dark screen. Why am I holding these lights? I can't see me sweating. It's been holding the phone. Do you say it's 15 minutes? For 12 minutes, you have been in the black and in the dark. You can't see me at all. No. The power is out in the building business.

I have no idea how we're connected to Jampad, you're not honestly. I'm here too. All right. Well, now I'm here. Now, you don't have any signal here coming. Oh my God, I feel bad for you. Metal arc, you need to go.

Hiring now. Hiring now. I need to go. I know, hiring now. Hiring now. I made you a false apart all over the United States. How about technicians, hiring technicians right now, a lighting director, something like that. You got to start with the basics, a good foundation, Dan. Ryan Fitzpatrick doesn't like Stugas' question

about the water slide. Ryan, so there were several reports last year. Now granted, these reports came from callers into a Washington, D.C. sports radio station that you had hurt yourself last year before the season on a water slide. I just want to either find out if they're true or put the rumors to bet.

Were you indeed, did your career end on a water slide? No, I got hurt in a game i think everybody saw that but i i just i mean i don't know that you know what we're i'm i'm now part of it i'm now part of the media but i think we all and you probably already knew the answer to that question so i know it's funny in light but now you give a rumor some more breath but it just it's silly and it doesn't make sense and now that never happened. How does Ryan Fitzpatrick attack a water slide? Is it he first head first head first on the belly? How's this one working? We can move on to something else.

Okay, it's a two-way. Way to coast, you guys. That's the one. The water's in the water. The radio station. I've been playing forever and that's the line that you cross with your water flume, the floundering. And you had to stop that, mother.

It just no comment in us in the water. You also had to give your opinion that you shouldn't be on a walk. There's a lot of things to see in the big ball right before the season. The big ball. Wooderslide. This is where you've found it up. Fitzpatrick, you were shirtless in a bills game recently. You have no cares.

You're like, what to what is that the line i'm glad we're not on the right now i'm glad it's on there but it's not the line it's just giving you know you guys are this is like a gotcha like you know no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no that's not doesn't make a whole lot of fun sorry Ryan we were not meaning to offend you we didn't know that we were hitting a sensitive spot we were just fooling around thank you dan lebertard asks vince will fork about his happy marriage i have

always enjoyed the way that you talk about your wife and your relationship so i will ask you now how romantic is vince will fork is will for their romantic i mean you can't see that romantic is Vince Wilfork. Vince Wilfork is very romantic. I mean, you can't see that. I, I, I, you are very comfortable talking about how you met your wife, how much you love her, how important she is to you. And that's the reason that I asked the question. I've always admired that about you that you are, you have no problems whatsoever professing

your love. Well, the thing is, I've got a new wife wife now, you know me and Bianca didn't make it So I moved on we moved on it was for the better the both of us things just got a little awkward there So let me be the first on this show to congratulate you on the new wife Vance congratulations on on on feeling, feeling complete, you know. Let's talk to our getting. Yeah. Don't be those don't feel awkward, buddy.

I didn't know I don't. I mean, it's too late for that. I appreciate you soothing me in this regard, but I already feel terribly awkward. And then my teammate comes to my defense with not a question. Congratulations. then my teammate comes to my defense with not a question. But congratulations, healthy congratulations. And the further pointing out of that awkwardness because he's always good for me in those spots. I'm also thinking of divorce vince after many, many years, 18 years with a partner who does things like that to you. Don Lebatard, are you back on the caffeine? Are you back on the red bowl?

Yes, I'm wrong. You are something strong. I mean, it's unbelievable how manic he is and he's sort of just the keeps, the keeps you know, chewing on his bottom teeth in a way that's scaring me a little bit. Stillgats. I've been up since 5.30 a.m. producing content and in terms of being able to be on, my body needs a little boost and that's why it turns to cocaine. VCC dan lebertar show with this stillgats. with this two gods. the moments we've had. That might be the most violently uncomfortable I've ever been in my entire life. Well, one of the things that's great about it is just the cadence and accent of the

sentence of a haymaker that he hit me in the face with. Well, thank you. I got a new wife. It's a meeting. It's a meeting. It's a meeting. Perfect. The pause and the thing is, how do I say this gently?

Well, thank you. I got a new wife. That is him being like, how can I do this for Dan here? He set it up himself. Well, the thing is I got a new wife. So gentle. But it's such a killer fragment. I got a new wife. Sentent. I have a new life sentence. I have a new wife.

Somehow in the process of his divorce, you're the person we felt bad. This is weird. Well, the thing is, I have a new wife, you know. Oh my God. All right, about that love stuff that you said, I'm so great at. Then you started lashing out at me for no reason.

Clearly uncomfortable. The reason is that you're always there with a happy, congrats on the new married. You were not helpful in any way. I feel like Stugots caught a stray there that he did not deserve. Thank you. Fair enough, fair enough. That's going to happen when I'm horribly embarrassed

because I have a new wife now. Can we go ahead and get to Best Dismissal? Certainly this is a Stugots loaded category. And now the Sui nominees for Best Dismissal. Udhannas has them dismisses Mike Ryan and the Heat Daughters. We got people like Mike Ryan and the Libertar show who are off the bandwagon. I'm trying to get back on the bandwagon. How does that make you feel? I mean, once you choose your side, you got to stay over there.

That's, you know what I'm saying? So that's that's that's how it always has been with me. I mean, I'm not a guy that likes to flip flop and you know, choose, you know, the good side or the side that's winning or the side that was winning then and go back to the other side. Wants you to choose your side? Just know your side. We got right with that. Stan Van Gundy dismisses the movie Banshees of Inner Sharon. They were both telling me, you got to watch Banshees of Inner Sharon.

I don't get it. It's getting great, it's getting great. It was terrible. I mean, I have seen it a long time and it's one of those. I stuck with it. I wanted to quit. Stan has not spent anyone into the movie. And I'm like, it must get better at the end. No, it kept getting worse. It was absolutely a horrible movie. Poppy Levitard dismisses the TNT and ESPN broadcasters. All these high paid analysts,

I don't wanna mention names, TNT, ESPN, you know, yeah, they can look, they're not going to make it, even if they win, if they lose it in Miami. They calm you down, I'm not gonna calm you down. That's right, they lose it in Miami, they don't got a chance in Boston, or they are going to have their ass, you know what, they're in Miami, they calm you down. I'm not right. They lose in Miami. I don't got a chance in Boston I'm not going to have their ass you know what? They're going to lose their job. No, they're going to get a cousin paid not what are they going to do?

Keep predicting what is the obvious they're going to say. Oh, the nuggets are going to win. Oh, Denver the altitude And you know what? They are going to win it all. Mike Ryan dismisses Wimba Niyama. Wimba Niyama. Not good. This is basketball. He got swept in the finals. I think he's going to get hurt. He's a turnover machine.

And what do you think he shoots from three? Take a guess. He takes a lot. 8%. Oh, you think 30%. I'd kill if he shot 30%. Man, whoo, draft that guy number one. Jeremy Tashay dismisses usf.

Top five wins under the Jeff Scott era at usf. So starting with number five, this season against Howard. That is usf's one win this season. Number four, his first and only in state victory in 2021 over Fam U. Wow, you're really dragging USF here in a way that's not happening a lot nationally. Number three, he started his tenure in 2020 with a victory over the Citadel. Not much of a resume here. Number two. Number two, his one conference win in the American Athletic Conference in 2021 against Temple.

And number one, doesn't exist, he only won four games in three years. All right. Miami-Marlins radio play by play guy Kyle Seeloff, dismisses Billy and Chris's broadcasting ability. One-o pitch fell back to the screen. That was the one, too. One, two. Did I say one-o? I was looking right at it, too.

That's okay. Yeah. Ah, the second visit from Mel this inning. How many people do you think have turned the radio off? Whoa! I think that there's radios being turned on all over America, even though you can only listen to this in South Florida right now. Here's a little something for you on Joey.

You know, he had the hamstring issues last year, right? Of course. Right. He actually learned how to run again this offseason. The doc told them we got to change his supper. It's going to keep on happening as the fastball runs inside ball two. So now he runs backwards. There's a new one before I. He's your step, your step with one leg and then come on with the go. Two, one, breaking ball calls straight. He just found out that I can stay healthy if I just

run backwards everywhere. So he back pedals every all the pieces. So stupid. The two two. Jude Jugati dismisses Dan. You got to know I'm a big Colombo guy. Salute to that boy. Okay. I don't think that's I don't think that's I think that lie. I don't think that's absolute. I don't think that is evidence salute to that boy. It's it's suggest Kim and Flaj. It suggests that you do has no idea what we're talking about. Um, and now it's just Googling it. Uh, he is. I'm not Googling here. My grandma was stayed in the country. I watched the braves. I watched Colombo. I watched the braves, I watched the Colombo,

I watched Matt Lada, I watched Andy Griffin. Yeah, I watched the Trugo to the pin in the box, damn. You tell me. You answer the pin in the box. I'm the Elias. You tell him, you chew. That they used to. Jim Brockmeyer dismisses David Sampson.

What's your name again, sir? David Sampson has in Sampson in Delilah. Never heard that one. Oh, excuse me. Was that just a little trite for you? I didn't come up with something clever enough. I'm just trying to get your name right because I don't know who the heck you are.

Why am I here? If mom and dad are gone, why am I being forced to sit at the kids' table with David Samson and Delilah? I can actually assure you, Brockmeyer, that I am perfectly fine handling the show. Okay, Dave, excuse me. Yeah, point well taken, but I mean no disrespect now, but you can't handle shit, sir, okay?

You and Brockmeyer dismisses David Samson again. That David Samson weirdo. Because he was not, he was not the fun substitute teacher who'd wheel out a TV and play a VHS taper, Armageddon in science class. He was the weird one who would eat an ex-salad sandwich while clipping his toenails into the trash can and running about Ronald Reagan. And the guy kept talking about how his ass was smooth, smoother than a new ball, it's cheek. He wouldn't stop bragging about his bare buttocks to me.

Chris Wittingham dismisses New York City. Just like the subway, you go down and like every car ride is 40 minutes in New York City. Why are there so many people? There's just so many people everywhere all the time find somewhere else to go. I actually don't think like having been in New York City for 48 hours, I don't think enough of them came to Florida. They just, they're so many. Not only.

So many of them. So many of them. So many people in New York City, why come somewhere else? There's like a great vast land. Like this country is one of the biggest countries in the world. But it's got more culture. But I was somewhere. Wow, it's got culture. Go to Iowa. I owe it.

It's got culture. Let's recreate some culture somewhere else. Chris Cody dismisses T-Ball. T-Ball. He's changed. I don't like it. My daughter's playing T-Ball right now and it's changed. How's it changed?

It's kind of like, you know, that everyone gets a trophy thing. I'm becoming one of the, I'm one old person now. And, you know, no one gets out in T-Ball anymore. If I hit a little dribbler ground ball the first base and the first base and picks it up and tags first, that little hitter should go back to the dugout, not anymore. They all go to first base. They just all run around the bases. The last hitter comes up.

It's like, all right, last hitter, now you're all going to run around. Last hitter hits a home run every time, no matter how far he hits it. I just don't like it. These kids aren't learning how to play baseball. My daughter thinks every time you hit it, you go to first base. And that's not how it works. Actually, you could be a really good hitter and only go three at a 10 times.

And that's what I'm trying to teach her and it's hard to when you're always safe in T-Bolt. Billy Gill dismisses Valentine's Day. Part of Valentine's Day is completely in convenancy yourself. You know what I mean? It's like how many hoops am I willing to jump through to make the person that I love see that I'm gonna be

miserable on their behalf? Like that's really what they want. That I'm Valentine's Day. Your loved one wants to see you be as miserable as possible for them. They'll almost be inconvenienced just to watch you be inconvenienced and max uncomfortable just to see that you care. Greg Cody dismisses Dan with and you know it's coming from the man opposites to God's who last season began predicted a super bowl victory

for the dolphins and they were only not close to that. Had two of state healthy, that prediction would have come true. Okay. And you know it. And you know it. I don't know it. And I don't know why you think. And you know it.

And you know it. And you know it. And you know it. Get that shirt on the Greg Cody show. And you know it. There's no comeback. And you know it. You're at a loss for words, Dan. And you know it. And you know it.

And you do. You know it. That's knows it. And you know it. And you know it. A healthy tour. And the dolphins are having a parade on Biscayne Boulevard.

Illinois. Yeah. And now we're now finished to that. Like Chris Paul dismisses Dan for being mean to Billy Gill. One of the great basketball players for this time, even though all we do is rings culture.

And so he doesn't have enough titles like LeBron. And so we somehow disparish and diminish a man who has been great which is by the way and i think chris can agree with me on that this ring thing in this whole wise you put out a book now it's absurd yes thank you billy for all your contributions here i'd like to not hear from you again sixty one is the name of the book there billy you got to take that man i'm just saying i'm

here trying to defend you there's nothing but talk us about you. And I'm like, that's my boy Chris Stugot's dismisses pet owners. People who bring their pets to the pet supermarket go to hell. Speaking of hell, what are you doing? Or briles. I don't want to see your pet. Dan does that. I do not want to see your pet at the pet supermarket. Pet supermarket is the place you would take a pet. You know what? You shouldn't be allowed to see your pet at the pet supermarket. Pet supermarket is the place you would take a pet. You know what? You shouldn't be allowed to take your pet there. To the pet supermarket.

Leave your pets at home. I, people who take their pets out for lunch, they take their pets for coffee, they take them to the pet supermarket. I don't want it. John Amici dismisses Elon Musk. He's a dangerous, dangerous manchild. This is the kind of person who talks about being self-made, but coming from an apartheid South Africa and a family who benefited from that.

This is the kind of person who talks about being self-made, but sets up in California and takes billions of dollars in public money in order to do what he's done. He's a cuckoo. He shows up, sits in the nest with his gaping wide open mouth and weird wrinkly skin waiting to be fed Usually by the public purse and then pushes out those who deserve around him Sarah Spain dismisses Billy Gill I wondered how he was elected because that seemed like a poor choice from the jump whoa We're trying to get the opposite of you. He's being so nice to you. Did it? Here wanted to imbue the position with zero integrity.

Whoa. Absolutely no gravitas. What? Negative strength. Complete inability to enforce. What? And what do you do? He's the only one who said hello. I'm yelling at ask how you're doing today. Because you're terrified.

And that's not what we need from a commissioner. Amine L. Hassan dismisses Buffalo Bill's fans. Let's be honest. I'm like, what are you? What is that clean of thing? Wings? All right. Congratulations.

Table thing. Okay. A couple of dildos on the field. We're in condiments on naked people. Like, like, the catch up thing is weird. You know what? You put that out. The catch up thing is kind of weird.

It's not weird, Tony. When you look at the prism of this constitutes entertainment for these people. They have no other options. I don't think the internet even gets there. I think it's interesting that they're like, Hey, let's go to watch a game. All right. Cool. You want to get that little bit? Oh, yeah. Sure. That's great. Let's get some drinks. It. Okay. Then I want to jump through that table. Like the idea early? Yeah, sure. That's great. Let's get some drinks. It okay. Then I want to jump through that table Like the idea that oh, yeah, that's how we do here Svredigulous why are we entertaining this like oh, yeah, that's cool. That's all I want to do that too I've seen media people from other places across the national landscape get so excited go to Buffalo watch my first Buffalo game and jump to a table

Mike Ryan dismisses Dan for saying Stugots always wins. It's just my Stugots wins Jessica because everything that happened in the sport is you're always there to say he's winning when he's not making a winning argument. How? I'm not. You stop saying he's winning. He's not. I mean, I'm just looking at his eyes when he's Googling. He's lost. I'm looking at anything. I'm just sitting here looking at Twitter. I'm looking at you and just and it's like Watch so much I keep having damn tell me he's winning

It's like you guys try to tackle Barry Sanders like he's not there He's a food That's just somebody behind him. He's winning He's winning. He's winning. This is what we do. When we talk to him. We talk to him. We talk to him.

We talk to him. We talk to him. We talk to him. It's not bubbles. It's just a fool. And some other person saying he's winning. Well, what do you say of center? This is insanity.

What do you have said to that? I blame damn. You have so sad. It's my fault. It's not winning. He doesn't remember what he said. What did I say? He thinks, oh, Mrs. Ranked.

Damn, damn fool. 11 to the time. I'm telling me he's winning. Yeah. Stuga, dismisses the Boston College LaCross coach. ABC coach, how about you do me a favor? Okay, because I coached for 10 years. Am I see what undefended two years in a row?

We went back to national championships. Make anyone else beat you other than Izzy Skane, okay? She's the best lacrosse player in the country. You might want to double and triple team that girl. She's really good. Stugots dismisses Andy King. Some people would argue that you presided over the single worst era of the Levitar show with Stugots. And if that is that was Andy King your one. Oh, no, no, no, stew gots dismisses Chris rock. It was a year build up to that special on Saturday night. Who the hell is talking about Chris rock unless Will Smith does that? You know what Chris rock did Saturday night on Netflix? He choked. I mean, he literally choked through that sentence.

I know I did, but he choked, okay? I'm expected to choke. He's not. He's expected to nail it. He did not nail it. He appeared to be nervous. He appeared. Here's the key to comedy.

Don't think so much. And when you're sitting on a joke for an entire year and you have to deliver it, Chiz is art's not going to go well. It did not go well for Chris. Did you watch it? And he looked old. Stugas dismisses his daughter, Emma's hopes and dreams. I remember having a conversation with my other daughter, Emma, who's very much in the

dance, but she's not so much in the dance where she wants to be a professional dancer, right? Like she took it seriously, she worked really hard, but I just know my daughter. I know it's not something she wants to do because it's a lot of work, right? And so I remember telling her, Hey, I'm so happy you're doing this, but you're probably not gonna be professional dancers. Okay, because you're not, what was that age? Because he did it there. Uh, baby.

Oh my god. Greg Cody dismisses Jonathan Zazlow. As time we saw Merino after Greg Cody trade him, he threw for five touchdowns. No, man, the man on the cover, he went to the straight. You can't trade Merino. a great hoodie trade him he threw for five touchdowns No, and the man on the cover League with you straight. You can't trade Merino nice hat asshole We can't all be a three-time champion broadcaster Price thanks and he's not joining us You can't trade Merino get over it. That's not my fault get over it was 30 years ago Get a life and quit learning to backward hat.

You're a middle-aged man. You're the Lord. That's a asshole. You done us has them. This misses assiletics. You de ESPN analytics says you guys have a 3% chance to beat the Celtics. What say you?

Who said that? ESPN analytics, the mathematical ESPN analytics. I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure the ass, ass, ass, athletics, assaholas or whatever they call it. So probably had us not be in Milwaukee either in the first round. Yeah. What the next I'm sure I'm sure the assa lettics probably didn't have been sitting here for three

rings and leave rebound and he just I don't listen to assa lettics. Stugots dismisses Prince Charles. Hey, Prince Charles. Working a salad. No, ha, ha, ha, Jesus that guy. Stugots dismisses Brock Purdy. Brock Purdy, two games at home with the best team in football.

You want home games? Do it on the map. You're going to Philadelphia. Wait till you get a hold of that fan base. And now they're going to treat you, Purdy. Do it on the road. Wait till you get a hold of that fan base and now they're going to trick you, Bernie. Do it on the road. Do it against hurts. Do it in the post season. And it's you too. Do it in the Super Bowl. Do it on a neutral feel. How about that? How do we stop talking about Bernie? He's eight. No. Oh, Bernie, he has him off the game. Oh, Bernie, statistically, he's been better

than my home's in Barrow and Allen. Buh, buh, buh, buh. How about you go in the big game with a row, Bernie? Do it. I'm tired of this talk. Bernie's not good. Shenny is not good. The team's okay.

They're physical. They're big. They have great players. the team's okay. They're physical. They're big. They have great players Teemo's five. Let me tell you what San Francisco Kyle Shennie and I never going to do They're never gonna win a Super Bowl. You want to know why? They don't have a quarterback not good rapolo not Lance not Certainly not perty perty get out of here the sonfather George Toma dismisses Eddie Mangan, Troy Vincent, and Roger Gidell for blaming him for messing up the Super Bowl grass.

What Eddie Mangan did, how Eddie screwed up that field for the bangles by overwatering it, and he did the same thing here. Yes, Mr. M Megan, you lied. You blamed the ryegrass for the cause of that disaster. Bullshit. I'm mad about it. I can tell. I'm over the hill like I tell my ground crew. Next year, I'll probably, the Lord may put me in heaven and I'll be looking down at your beautiful field. Oh, he'll put me in hell and I'll be looking up at your root system. What kind of Yo, son, father is bar is a better angle But apologize to the people that put you there and helped you and kick yourself in the ass

we're not listening to somebody. We've graduated from Fanny. Troy Vincent came to me or anybody on the ground crew. Can we get you out to see? Like the rebels that I work with down south, they would say Detroit. You're as loot uses as a paratids on the Borhawg. Oh, no, no, okay, I mean, the rebels think I didn't know where that was going. I'm going to second back and Roger, good, Dell, I have done everything for you. You treated me well, but last year he threw me over the cliff, I would do this job for nothing and I'll

fight anybody and all the way up to you, Mr. Gidell, to give the players the safe playing field that you're not doing and Troy, you better start working. Next year if you don't do anything right, there's the door and don't let the door hitch in the ass on the way Again, I just I want to for a moment Stand back with the kind of breath taking all one would have with one of the seven wonders of the world. That George Toma interview, how it didn't get more play that the Super Bowl was decided by grounds keepers screwing up the field and he ripped everyone and we just moved on because the football season was over. It should be an enormous scandal. We play, we're about to head into a football season

where all 17 of the weeks are gonna be really important. But the very last game, watch my 100 million people, the players were slipping all over the field. And the groundskeeper who's done it for his entire life while talking about his eminent death. One last thing he wants to say on the way out the door is to set fired everybody. And the scandal never got off the ground.

It's like we watch all this football trying to measure. Who's the winner? Who's not the winner? The field gets screwed up. Everyone's slipping. Yeah, season's over. Somebody's a new champion. And we don't care that there was a giant scandal. No one could stand up on the field. Troy, you better

start working. Next year, if you don't do anything right, there's the door and don't let the door hitch in on the ass on the way. Just great old person phrases. That has to be the winner, right? That or Cody dismissing Zazlo. The best part about that that people probably forget is that Zazlo wasn't on the show or live to be able to tell him he had a nice hat. It was a clip of him from the week before. That's right.

He was just shouting at a television, not a terrible dismissal as well for Tony to say that Buffalo is just about two dildos on the field. You're as a blue you should say as a paratite on the bore hog. Oh, man. Oh, my Sui's Sui's all week. Vote on our Twitter. Sui's, Sui's all week, vote on our Twitter.