The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: How Do Horses FaceTime?

Episode Date: June 7, 2023

Billy Gil is on deleted tweet patrol as Dan's comments on Nikola Jokic got a *very* interesting reply from a *very* interesting NBA player...who then deleted the tweet. Mike and Dan dive into the future of MLS after the news around Lionel Messi keeps pouring in. Then, Amin discusses tipping etiquette for people receiving a tip, the show names their go-to karaoke songs, and Charlotte "C-Dubs" Wilder leads us to a number of Netflix hot takes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Dunluba Tarshall with the StugatSpotcast. Dan, you want to smile? I could use one of those, yeah, Billy. Okay, so earlier today, you had your argument or your discussion, let's say with Stugots and a mean about the Joker and how he's not a huge star according to Stugots. Do you remember that? Am I going to get aggregated here and get into one of these positions where you guys have

said something and it's going to come back on me and i'm gonna end up fighting chiciline ill or warrens at because of something you guys have said well no so the video was put out and then it was uh... put out uh... like re re broadcast let's say by mba central and then it got a response in a re-tweet a quote tweet if you will from what was aggregated what that was said did this show called him a garbage game arm bleeder and well the quote the quote that they put in they said Dan

lebert are believes Nikola yogic would be a larger star if he were american quote he's magic and bird and america hates him question mark and quote and then it was quote tweeted by Kevin Durant who said, I don't think Jokej's watch or cares to be a star. Go to work and go home, FaceTime is horses and hop in the pool. He then deleted that for some reason. So that's been deleted. Wrong account? Wrong account? FaceTime in the horses. That's why Katie was like, eh, I got to delete down. I don't get it. Think about that the horses. What does that mean? That's why Katie was like, eh, I got to delete that one. I don't get it.

Think about that, man. Does the horse have an iPhone? Is that how that works? How does it hold the phone with its hoof? Well, horses don't have thumbs, so they can't hold anything. Right, so how does a horse go about Face Time? How do they wear shoes? You put a GoPro on.

No. They give it to their neighbor. No! I'm hitting it there anyway. I'm going anyway. I like it. You put a go-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro Yeah, so Apple TV yesterday kind of kind of made everybody Kind of made everybody think when they tweeted out Barcelona Paris, Saint-Germain, Argentina, Apple TV plus that was interesting. Yes, we went we meant to get to that yesterday They tweeted out something that was cryptic as if Apple actually knew it seemed Mike or you read it as Apple knows something about Apple actually knew it seemed, Mike, or you read it as Apple knows something about security. It's because in the later stages, and this is a negotiation with Messi's campaign in

Miami. It's been going on over a year in the later stages to sweeten the pot and compete financially somewhat. You're never going to compete with a billion dollars cash annually, but to sweeten the pot a little bit in the last second leverage play, Apple and Adidas, Adidas Messi's arguably biggest partner, certainly wanted in here in the United States, all the league partners in the league itself were very accommodating and trying to make this deal

come together, but Apple TV tweeted that out and we're all wondering what, oh no, did Apple just tip the hand? And it was actually just a tease for an upcoming Messi docuseries, which I guess not so coincidentally, will also be premiering on Apple TV. Apple very recently quoted that original tweet,

Barcelona, Paris Saint-Germain, Argentina, Apple TV. They quoted it with the word Miami. They have since deleted that tweet. That one's been deleted too? Yeah, that one has been deleted by Apple. But I am hearing very shortly. We can expect the world's most reputable reporter will be sending out one of his famous tag lines

confirming the news. No, it's not me. It's a person that had messy going back to PSG. Can spell fabrication without that. But we are on the eve of the biggest signing in mls history being confirmed by the industry gold standard for breetcio remano it would appear now last i checked with the inner Miami they hadn't heard from messy but i i assure you this is coming and messy is

bound to inner Miami if he signs if it's announced does this make it the greatest season in south florida sports history right like think about all the things that have happened Man, they got a they got to win one of the trophies. You have to win one of them. I've been going over everything, but messy signs Come on guys. It's the journey. Remember what Yana said. It's not about always about results But Mike let me ask you this question and just just happened, a Brizio Romano, who may I remind you all, had PhD and Messi as a done deal,

and that Inter Miami was never in the discussion. For Brizio Romano has just tweeted, Lionel Messi to Inter Miami, here we go. The decision has been made, and it will be announced by Leo in the next hours. Messi will play in MLS, it says next season, but I understand that he'll be joining this season. No!

In July. The greatest season of all time. Messi will play in MLS next season. No more chances for Barcelona, despite trying to make it happen. And best believe that for Bredzio did everything to carry Barcelona's water to make it seem like it was everybody else's fault. But Lionel Messi is going to be in the United States. In a month he's going to be's fault. But Lionel Messi is going to be playing here. And two months he's going to be playing here.

The plan has always been, Inter Miami have really depleted their roster trying to make room for Lionel Messi and company. I told you once ago, yeah, I told you once ago that the deal with Sergio Busquets was all agreed to. They're trying to clear additional room for some other friends of Leo. They haven't had a number 10 on their team If you look at the roster, they sorely need a boost skats and sorely need Align all messy to make everything work. They're presently sitting at the bottom of the Eastern conference That's not really too much to worry about nine teams make it in that conference They're literally a two game win streak away from being right back in that conversation. Now, I just want to point out to everybody that as exciting as this is, I'm concerned

that things are moving a little too fast for Dan and that this might be too much things. Oh my God, another big sports story in South Florida. Oh, no, what's that? No, the only thing that's happening here is your fueling everyone around us with free booze and not working and not helping and just getting in the way. Roy had something to say there, but you decided to get your opinion in before Roy

because you think when you're sitting there providing free booze for everyone, that you should be able to talk whenever it is that you want to even though you have Stu Gotts' booger still on you from being taken to the penalty box. I just did shots of Picker Juice and Apple Southerment. I don't need to hear that anymore. Thank you, go get some.

Okay, was it terrible? What was it, okay? It was terrible. It was terrible. It was terrible. I had to get a cup of vodka just to make it seem like a dirty martini. All right, hey Roy, you're welcome.

It's terrible. It's terrible because you're terrible at pickleball. That's right. And it's not as terrible as you are at pickable. No, no, it's worse than me at pickable. And I'm pretty damn bad at pickable. Um, no, it is not worse than you at pickable. You lost 11, nothing. Your punishment should be eternal echoing shame. Mike Ryan, can we report the, the show with Mike Ryan as industry insider

proven over months talking about this story, being months out in front of everybody on this story? Can it be said to flatly that the biggest star in professional sports at the height of his powers, just turned down a billion dollar a year offer from the Saudis to come play for Miami in a couple of months hard stop. Yes. We did it. That's crazy. You're wearing a Nashville jersey. Hey, man, MLS, it's all one big family.

We did it. Inter Miami did it. Inter Miami, the Moss family. They did this. The league credit to MLS and its partners for trying to make this happen. This isn't this isn't the Beckham thing because Messi is a greater player than Beckham easily by far. This isn't this Lotton thing because this is a player that is younger than Lotton was when he came to. This is a player that is younger than a lot on was when it came to this is a player that were just a couple of months removed from playing the best soccer in a career that's been dubbed the greatest ever. So he's well I understand you want to say

paylade but there was 35 years. I mean messy messy left little doubt that he's this generation's greatest player. There was always a debate between Ronaldo and Messi. He put Ronaldo clear in his rear-view mirror after that incredible performance. Anyway, he sliced it. He sliced it. The biggest Messi hater has to put their foot in their mouth after seeing that performance. He is in route to MLS. He is coming to enter Miami and playing his games in for Lauderdale.

Question. Do you think you think waiting till it gets a load of soccer in the United States? Messy in the MLS versus the Saudi league that is rumored to be going after him. MLS is better than so. No, I mean, the quality is better than that. Ben's going to. But in terms of the attention, well, Conte is another name that's also been linked there.

Like, as we are, these two leagues, one of which is a lot more organized and a lot more reputable, but as they're all going after names to raise their profile, which you think is going to attract more attention outside of their own borders. Outside of their own borders, it's certainly going to be MLS because MLS is far more accessible. MLS has international rights. If you subscribe to Apple TV here in the United States and you travel abroad, you get your MLS package in Europe that he will be the face of Apple TV's real earnest push

into the sports sphere. It's kind of gotten off to a real shaky start because they haven't had a marketable superstar to do this. This is something that you will seek behind a paywall. Messy is a destination. What this is. What this is. It's a ridiculous coup.

Not only though, is it all of the things that you just mentioned. It is Apple TV buying their way into sports in the most aggressive and best way possible because they just reduced a meme to the LeBron MJ argument where it's like, who is better ever? Is it Messi or Pele and then he just scoffed at you? He's ready to get the takes off right now that Messi is no Pele. My friend.

Okay, fine, we don't actually have the fact is that those are the only two people in the discussion. I think the events are past Maradona with his most recent... Oh, look at him move up. Okay, well, anyway, you cut it. Shep, but then Scott. You're not even number one in your own country. You're not even number one in your own country.

Scott is a special kind of useless man. Shep messing is who he's thrown into. Well, I think right indoor goalies of all time, I mean. Oh, Lionel Messi is coming to enter Miami. And... What's the biggest thing that ever happened? Better from that bugger on your finger. Ha ha ha ha. Escuchéis lo que escuchéis, tapamos los ojos. La calle vamos todos a cieras,

pero lo más aterrador es no saber en qué confiar. Uy de las personas que os piden que mireis, si queréis seguir convido. Birdbox, Barcelona. Estreno en Netflix el 14 de julio. Te atreves a ver. Dan Levatard! Oh, I like firing people, so...

I take the opportunity to fire whenever I possibly can, because I can use it as a learning experience for them and try to help them out and try to point out what they did wrong. But in this case, the employee was enough levels below where I was that I did not do the firing, but I had it done within moments of discovery. I'm just like firing people.

It's absurd. It's absurd. Stugats. I'm talking about people who I fire, who deserve it, who have done something that actively requires me to fire them. It is my unadulterated pleasure to do so. This is the Don Lebatars show with the Stugat. Guys, when I was in Denver,

we encountered a situation, a little bit of a situation that brought to mind for me the concept of tipping etiquette. Now I know what you guys are thinking. Everyone thinks, oh, they do this on podcast all the time. How much do you tip? I'm not talking about tipping etiquette from the tipper's perspective. I'm talking about tipping etiquette

from the person receiving the tip. Here's what happened. We went out to karaoke at a local spot in Denver, organized by the one in only Jason Jackson. So it's a big group. A lot of us, media people, some other people, some Miami people, whatever, we get there. And I wouldn't say it was packed, it was populated.

So Jackson goes to the DJ, the karaoke DJ, and hands a hundred dollar bill. A C-note. A C-note. What? Crispy. And says, A hundred dollar bill a C no a C no crispy crispy and Says Like I know there's a list

Maybe this will help you kind of basically with the list and DJ The rare greasing of a karaoke DJ look man if you do this if you're in the league Stugots if you remember we have the karaoke I know I know I know karaoke He says yeah, why doesn't make you sad? It's just no part of it. No, I'm gonna be part of this. No that that part makes me happy The sad part is that you have a karaoke league the first rule is about To not discuss the underground karaoke league as far as I'm concerned. Yeah, yeah

It's underground is the first rule of karaoke league. Boom, thank you. So, so we're thinking, let's not that many people in here. This will for sure get us, and all of us, our big group that's ordering lots of drinks for this very small dyed bar. This will get us towards the top of the list. Do you know this man went up probably about 15 or 16 songs deep? At one point, I'm at the bar trying to order another round and Jack's there and I said,

Jack, what are you drinking? He tells me when he's drinking. I said, have you ordered? He said, no, there's only one bartender waiting, what, I'm working. I said, where's the other one? She's on stage singing right now. The karaoke did put the bartender on before the man who tipped her a hundred freaking dollars. So, two questions. Do you think that this karaoke guy gets bought off a lot?

And he's like, a hundred is nothing. It's going to take way more. Charlotte, I don't want to- I'm just raising the possibility. I don't want to be a guy who kind of paint with broad strokes, but looking at that establishment, that might have been the first $100 bill that's ever won. So that was a real power move for him to just not, maybe he was trying to prove something. It was, it was a she. She, apparently because I gave up it at some point in the night, I just gave up and left.

Me and Taylor were like, this is never, we're never gonna come up. I mean, it was just excruciating because every song also was a screech. Right. But what time was that, by the way, just out of curiosity? What were you left?

Yeah, where you gave up. No, I can't remember. It was a days. But I guess my point is, Jack's later on talked to the DJ and it's like, hey, what's the deal? And the DJ said, well, who am I having my point is, Jack's later on talked to the DJ and it's like, Hey, what's the deal? And the DJ said, well, who am I have my regulars? And I was saying to myself, in what world does someone accept $100

and think that was just for the kindness of someone's heart and not think that there was something attached to this? And so what is the etiquette? If someone were to hand you $100 in the course of you doing your job, what do you think that means? It means that person for the entire night, at least for me, is at the front of the line. Regardless of what it is, $100 is a nice tip. I'm taking care of my boy the whole time.

It's like, yo, do you want to sing exclusively, bro? I got you 16 songs in a row just you big jacks. Is that a gaggy? Anybody else dropping tips in there? Anything, like any other money. Oh, and by the way, while we're all getting the sing, we also order a lot of booze. Like that's the thing that always kills me about these places.

It's like, it happened to me in Cleveland. I know Billy says, I mean, you hate every city, but it's like, I hate cities that don't respect money. Here's money. All you gotta do is do what you normally do. Why won't you just take the money and like keep making sure the money comes in? It keeps your sons in the middle of the street too,

and Cleveland. My father. Where should go to karaoke song around the room? What song do you sing first? What song did you have queued up? What you and Taylor were so anticipatory? Well, I had, it was the same I goto, but that night I was feeling very much like tea pain by your drink. Wow. Elite choice. I know. Hey, look, I know, and I knew my crowd.

My crowd was going to love it. What about you, Stu? What's your go-to sound? I mean, I've never really done karaoke. I would say it's probably like yellow lead better from Pearl Jam's a good song because you can just mumble your way through it, you know, like how he does. That's why he's not in the lead. Yeah. Stu, you're doing unbelievable Pearl Jam karaoke cover. I can. I can do it.

I mean, right now that we've got mics. I need the, I need to hear the sound. Yeah, the lyrics on the board. The lyrics on the board. The gospel is a bouncing ball on each word. See, duh, but what would you go with? I like a good torn by Natalie and Brilia. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're a little late. This is how I feel. Yeah. Now I can't remember the words. That's why you go yell, lead better. Yeah, exactly. You don't have to remember the words. That's why you go yell, lead better. Yeah, exactly.

You don't have to remember the words. In fact, I'm not even certain there are lyrics. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, like that. Roy, where are you going? I don't have a set song, but it's usually, you know, like a Motown or like a Teddy Pina Grass type. No rules. Oh, no.

That's not a set song, though. But we don't sing it all the time. You're not giving us a set song, though, like. No, I don't that's not a set song though. We don't sing it all the time You're not giving us a set song though like no, I don't I don't really have a set song But I mean the most famous song that I've done here that's show the latest roles Yeah, you never find them you'll never find no like that I've never done karaoke before yeah a lot of lookies around them. Miami's not a huge karaoke boy karaoke before yeah a lot of lookies around the mind he's not a huge karaoke boy Why no there's one place no Ball chain ball chain well ball chain's been RIP for the last like two years or so. No, it's not

I went to Jackson's Christmas party there like for some of us. Oh, I'm sorry Excuse me and there's one in Brickle. Well, Caroline? She's a Caroline. That's what I knew. I was told that you are a Katy Perry person and that you have that on lock is what was fencing my headset that you're lying and that you've gotten Katy Perry. But well, then I'm not lying about never doing karaoke,

but yeah, a teenage dream is one of the greatest songs of all time. Do you ever feel... California girls also don't think I love Katy Perry. Yeah, two Americans. She's got it. Can I, can I have a question? Are you guys good at singing? No, absolutely not.

No, okay. Uh huh. Oh, see, job, you're new around here. Okay. There are rules to karaoke. Okay. There's like a, like people think, oh, yeah, I just went out and said,

no, no, no, no, no. You have to be a bad singer. No, no, if you are a good singer, why are you doing karaoke? Go start a cover band or something? You don't, you don't come here. If I could sing, I wouldn't be here. I'll do that much. I'd be on stage. Carried just for bad singer. It's all about bad singers. Carried karaoke is for performers. So the voice is secondary. The idea is a great take. Do I have stage presence?

Can I control the crowd? See, two guys is like, oh, whatever. Yes, I know. I can read the crowd like, this is a, like, the other night I was like, oh, I could see all the Miami people like, this is a tea-paying crowd. I noticed it go over well. If it was a different crowd, I might say, wonderful. Oh, so you're not married to a single go-to. It's go-to's for the room. You gotta read the room.

Well, then it benefits you to wait around a little bit to kind of see what it is that everybody's feeling. Dog, we worked in with 20 people. If I may, I don't care about these local hicks. Yeah, well then it benefits you to wait around a little bit to kind of see what it is that everybody's feeling dog We worked in with 20 people. I knew what everyone's feeling. I don't care about these local hits you remember I don't start spangled banner always works easy one always works God bless America God bless America for that I tell you what I always was for JJ Watton And always words I go with the, the classical rendition of juvenile bat

that adds the crowd gets moving. I go fang. Oh wow, no fang up. Wait, but you guys agree that karaoke is about stage presence and not about voice? We're all agreeing with that. I think that if you have a good voice and you get up there, it's such a pleasant surprise.

Just it's like a nice little break in between the tone deafness that I appreciate it, but I do think, yes, overall, it's stage presence. The way that you win, though, is you get everyone involved, right? Like you're not gonna win karaoke by just you performing well. You need to get the whole crowd in on it.

So absolutely, Bill, you're absolutely right. That's part of like moving the crowd, creating that environment where people are singing along, where you're not even singing anymore. You That's part of like the moving the crowd. Creating that environment where people are singing along where you're not even singing anymore. You're literally like throwing them back to the crowd and they sing the hook. That's where the, so like for T-Pay and buy you a drink, I get it always, I'm a buy you a drink

and then I put the mic out there and they go, wee, I'm gonna take you home. And then everyone sings that part, man. I'm telling you, that's the thing. Now, one thing to Charlotte's point, there is a caveat to having a great voice. If it comes from an unexpected source. Make a player want to grab that, autograph that.

Yeah. Like if I went up there and had a great voice, that would be about it. Like this little guy with a gravely smoked games outside. Like that old woman in British, whatever it's called, Britain's got talent. Yeah, Susan, Susan Boyle. Yeah, yeah.

Oh my God. How do you remember that? I have no idea. I'm astonishing myself. Oh my God. She shot across the sky. I feel so powerful. My drawing's, yeah, hard and long, yeah.

You know, sometimes, this is an admission that I feel comfortable saying with everyone here. Wanna walk it like a dog, yeah? We're all close. And by everyone, you mean everyone. Everyone, well with everyone here. Wanna walk it like a dog, yeah? We're all closed. And by everyone, you mean everyone. Everyone, well, everyone here in this room, because we're just talking amongst us, like eight friends or whatever it is, right?

No, but he hears us. So I often will watch videos of like sold out concerts on YouTube where like the performer stops and the whole crowd sings back to that person. And it gives me goosebumps. And I say, okay, hold on a second. We'll get back to that. Because I'm with you, I play it both ways, right?

Because I'm like, if I'm paying this money, I want to pay the person's son. I'm paying this money, I want to pay the person's son. I'm paying this money, I want to pay the person's son. I'm paying this money, I want to pay the person's son. I'm paying this money, I want to pay the person's son. I'm paying this money, I want to pay the person's son. I'm paying this money, I want to pay the person's son.

I'm paying this money, I want to pay the person's son. I'm paying this money, I want to pay the person's son. I'm paying this money, I want to pay the person's son. I'm paying this money, I want to pay the person's son. I'm paying this money, I want to pay the person's son. I'm paying this money, I want to pay the person's son. I'm paying this money, I want to see you sing better man. But on the opposite side, if I was the musician, I would feel like, oh my God, like my life has like purpose. Like this song meant so much to so many people. You don't feel that now. I don't. No, I don't. And that's part of the depression is that I sit back and I say, you know what? I will never create anything that so many people feel so strongly about incorrect and you. You're doing it right now, Billy. No, I remember that.

I'm part of the show. I sang breakfast, Floon and the crowd sang most of it for me. Big, fixed, mother, and a hummer check. Technically, you're on breakfast, Floon, because you got to do that. But they did that part. So Billy, your life does have purpose. Congratulations.

The brother, the brother, brother. Welcome to hit it, girl. Nothing gets the crowd going like hearing cash money records taking over for the For the younger listeners, I'm gonna just tell you there was a time where you would be in a club We're in a bar at a party and you're at the bar You're trying to order a drink or whatever and then you hear that boom boom and there was like a mad rush like forget about the drink I just got to get to the dashboard and you guys, and then you look and it was like musical chairs.

You're just a big fan. Where, where, and then like as soon as that thing hit and everyone starts to like, oh man, I missed out on it. Like it was so heartbreaking to like hear the first, we're going to your work with them. You hear that and you see people dancing. You knew you messed up. Looking back to my childhood,

that should not have been played so often, I can't send you to this. But yeah, if I pay Billy Joel to sing piano, man, sing, bleepin piano, man. Don Lebertard. I am mortified to say that it wasn't but like 10 years ago that I didn't even realize that I went one time to Ron McGill Zoo wearing Accidentally my mother's shirt still got not realizing that I had buttoned it with that. That's impossible

It's not impossible. It was one of the most airheaded things. It seems ridiculous for everybody involved I was much leaner at the time. Yeah, I don't want to make my mother That's impossible. It's 280. That's also impossible. This is the Dan Lebathar show with this two cats. So I have found the greatest show on Netflix. Really?

And I don't know how you guys are gonna feel about this. It is soothing, it's funny, it's cute, and it is the great British Bake Off juniors. I thought you were going with Domer. I thought you were going with food bar. I definitely saw that for an incredible joke and just totally whipped it. No, the watching little kids try to bake stuff

is like just watching them make an absolute mess in the kitchen, but you don't have to clean it up. You're not involved. They're so proud at the end. Nobody really cares if they do it well. Only like two kids cried when they were eliminated. Yeah, they're really good sports back. Yeah, I just, everyone's shaking their heads at me,

so I feel like this isn't landing by. I don't want to watch children do anything. Yeah, I don really good sports. Yeah, I just everyone's shaking their heads at me. So I feel like this isn't landing by. I don't want to watch children do anything. Yeah, I don't really care. Anything. That's why you're here three times a week. Exactly. It's a great show shot. Including his own.

Oh my God. That was the joke. Oh, wow. For the audience, Billy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That was a great show shot. That was a great nomination.

It's a little bit of a show. My daughter loves that show, by the way. She screams, Nino's Nino's, and she wants to see the little kids cook. She loves it. The kids, little sloppy, though, on the finished products. If we're going to be perfectly honest with you. Also, I feel like they're using things that like eight

year olds shouldn't be using. Like eight year olds shouldn't be playing with a stove. They shouldn't be using these giant mixers. They shouldn't be using these giant knives. It's very dangerous. That was going to be my next point. Actually, Bill, I'm so glad you brought that up. Is that I'm grateful for this content. I don't know that we should have it because here, here are kids with like pans of hot caramel and they're like, oops, I burned it and the whole

place is like filled with smoke and then they're chopping stuff up and they have to go quickly. I don't know how they don't completely hurt themselves. Are they British? Yeah. That's probably why. Oh. Why? They accept makes them seem more mature. Yeah. We have. Yeah. Yeah. They're all geniuses. You're right about that. Yeah. There's also like a weird age on that show or so. I don't look to be like seven and then there's like a 14 year old where like this isn't fair. Like this person is twice as much. Does the 14 year old win? Always. I got to gotta rock these kids the good the good ones there and then one of them's always like five six and the others are like four feet tall and you're like but they should be

grouped by age I know they should they should have a category of but they don't they just they're like your kid you're in and it's just really wild really wild. If you're a teenager on that show, you have to be running circles around. We gotta be like Stuart Scott and that sports center commercial, like blocking shots out of bounds. There's zero room per error here, right? Like you have to dominate if you're that agent.

If you're the older kid. If you're the older kid, and you're doing it's eight year olds, come on man. It's like Danny Amante and the little league world series. Yep. The photo Christian stand up. Yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Also, if you're that good, join the adult one.

Yeah. Like what do you do with the kids? You mean the go play up? The big league world series. Exactly. Yeah. Okay. This is all, this is all a way to get to, to Danielle Montey.

Yeah, exactly. The whole segment, that's where we were ending up. Charlotte, I gotta say, man, I vehemently disagree that that could be the best show on Netflix. I think the best show on Netflix is I think you should leave. No, absolutely not. What do you mean? I think you should leave.

Salute to that show, so far, from bottom of my heart, salute to that show. But no, there's no, sir. It's not hilarious, it's hilarious in pockets. Yeah, it is. They have a couple of segments. I'm really not. They, they, they, they, they do miss them.

I got, I just started watching this season. It only like two of really kind of landed with me. And why? It's a great show. I'm a huge fan of Tim Robinson. I think Tim Robinson has created some of the best sketch comedy sketches in recent history, but the batting average is an outstanding

for I think you should leave. It's not. I always like watching it though. Like even if I'm not laughing at loud, I'm like, oh, descending into, it makes you feel something. Because the audacity of that show is always impressive, that you know that they're doing their best to make it work.

And some of the sketches just don't work. The debate show, or is there out to be anyone anywhere on any topic? And if you start to beat me, I'll just go on my phone. I think when it, genius. Yeah, conceptually, I like it. I like their commitment. They are so commitment to just like,

you know what would be great? Like their commitment to those ideas are fantastic. But it does, it does. That's the Safari Flap. That's an old timer. That's an old timer, but that's when it lands. I will say that I maybe came out the gate a little strong with the bus show,

but I needed to take and I needed to sell it to guys so that you'd let me talk about Junior Bake Off. Is that the same show or is that a different show? Can I take the opportunity to talk about something else and Netflix has done, because their movies, you wanna talk about here, Miss. They haven't been. Most of their movies are trash.

Most of their movies are misses. Red notice though, it was awesome. I haven't actually gone around to Red notice. Red notice is a five. Yeah, five. Oh wow though was awesome. I haven't actually gone around to red no one. Wow red notices are fine Yeah, but in the best original Netflix movie that I've seen was extraction the first one. Oh With Chris there's your seconds. Well, they're promoting it now. Yeah, Tyler rake spoiler alert Tyler rake lives Which is a real upset if you watch the first extraction which is a real upset if you watch the first extraction. I guess they extracted him.

Hey. But this is shocked when you heard the news. It's a great action movie. It's directed by the name escapes me, but it was a sun coordinator for a bunch of the roots over others. Yeah, he's incredible. And he just knows how to shoot action.

And in the first extraction, there's about a 20 minute scene. That is one shot. One continuous shot where Tyler Rake kills about 120 people, including one person with an actual rake. Yeah, Tyler Rake kills somebody with a rake, and I was bought in entirely, and I'm so excited excited for the sequel to be a fly in that writers room You know it'd be great. It's actually to rob Extraction could be a great movie about dermatologist also. Oh, I'm so in on that that IG algorithm

My talk is on fire my IG algorithm is just pimple popping I love My Tiktok is on fire. My IG algorithm is just pimple popping. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing. I can't want it, it makes me feel nauseous. They get that little instrument, they got a little hole at the end.

I bought those instruments. I bought like a Dr. Pimple Popper branded, like dermatology says. It's that to come out right there, woo, like a little worm. So done the rated feeling, popping is it, right? Popping a whitehead. Yeah, that's it.

Popping your own Zits is incredible watching other people's It gets popped makes me want to throw up. You know what I love a nice but nine mass When it yeah That little incision and one incision and I like know what I like when they take it out whole with the sack like they take the Tweezer whole with the sack? Like they take the tweezers? Oh, we did it, guys. Come on, this is crazy. There, there, there.

So one thing, one more thing about Tim Robinson. I saw someone tweet and I can't remember who, so I'm really sorry, but said that Jesse Armstrong started out in sketch comedy, so they can't wait to see like what absolutely messed up Sirius Drama, Tim Robinson wins an Emmy for in 10 years And I love that and the movie if he was a serial killer. Oh, he was the Ritler Tim Robinson I have questions you don't just ask questions right I I think I've watched the worst television show on Netflix

What is that and I can't believe I'm saying this because I am conditioned to like this every single time. But Dan got me excited about Food Bar last week. Oh, food bar. And he played the preview. The R's for Arnie. Uh, I got to tell you something. I have a rule. No one calls it Arnie. He's Arnie in this movie. Arnie is a different guy. I ever ruled to an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie or Sylvester Stallone. I'll extend Stallone a longer leash because he's a slightly better actor than Arnold is. Oh, man.

But you can't act. OK? So here's the problem. No, here's the problem with football, OK? Arnold does too much acting on the front end. And then when you think the acting is done, about 45 minutes in, when they finally get the acting on the front end,

and then when you think the acting is done, about 45 minutes in when they finally get to the R, and Arnold finally gets to killing people, because that's what he's good at. Stick to your strengths, okay? Like Rambo was perfect, first blood, it's great. He strolls in the town, he doesn't say much, inside of 30 minutes, he's killing the entire tap.

Spoiler alert, he slits someone's throat like eight minutes in. He had a different technique to slitting throats, it's vertical. Right, seven minutes is still long and then starts slitting throats, okay? And then, you know, we walk through town, he's at the diner, he talks to teal, I think. Then he starts killing everyone in the mountains. With Fubar, what's really bad is, I don't care about Arnold, I don't care about his relationship, I don't care about the family stuff.

I don't care if he gets his wife back. What I care about is that he kills a lot of people and he does not kill enough people. I mean, I did not get through the third episode. It is too much about the family and not enough about Arnold killing people. And that's what I want to see. Did you kindergarten cop?

You're wise that one. I don't like it. What? Do you, you could watch highlight Reels of Arnold, Arnold on YouTube where it's no story. It's just him messing people up. Arnold could be reacting to my IG algorithm fee

when he sees it's not a doula I would like to argue the best show that ever touched Netflix was a show call people would just do nothing It's a London show is for the brits as for me and waiting How but try it out. I promise a guy is the best show you ever wise Boarding him make the right move Oh my god, they it with he know. Insider trading. There's no chance he didn't like he had to have like he would just jump ship in the middle of all this like, uh, I'm gonna do this over here.

Oh, I'm following my dream to be a playboy play guy. Yeah, right. I spoke to him the other day. He has never sounded happier. Yeah, he's lost weight. He doesn't work for an hour. No, no, no, he doesn't work. You just work for Apple. Oh, wow. So he's gonna call all the games, for And more awake. No, we're though right? No, it doesn't work. You just work for Apple. Oh wow

So he's gonna call all the games, but like come on man Miami Messi is gonna see an 18 though I mean Messi's gonna go out of the eight. I think 12 minutes gonna be all over the messiest Color right yeah, yeah, but he's not part of the number one team This is no disrespect. He's so he's still working his way up there. Yeah, what he's very good, but even though he's got the inside track on into my, look, the whole Apple operations about to go up exponentially. It's about 12 and was Caucasian. I'm here to depend on you. No, especially going to play a game in the new stadium.

Like how long is this career happening? Well, they got to turn this stadium around, even like the most aggressive timelines, I think, has the stadium being done in like three years? I don't know, I don't know if it'll time out for that. He will certainly be playing at the drive bank. What do you think? It should be noted that like the totality of the package

hasn't fully come into place. I expect there formal, a more formal announcement in the coming hours, but the biggest hurdle has been cleared, but it should be noted that the club itself hasn't officially heard the final details of this deal because it's still coming together, but they've prepared for messy announcing and then haven't had the final details fall in place. I mean, Mike's out of that. That's what I want to ask him right now because when Tony was right about the Jaguars,

he demanded capitulation from Dan. Who do you demand capitulation from? I think there's... They know who they are. They know who they are. Name names. For Britio Romano was dead wrong on this story the entire time. It's actually a pretty bad look for him. Pretty bad look for him.

What kind of look is it for you? Pretty solid look for me. It's a good look. It's a decent look. Yeah. Great, man. It's a good look for him.