The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: I Can Feel Your Enthusiasm (feat. Amin Elhassan)

Episode Date: November 17, 2025

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but I'm surprised we've gone this far into the show, this far into the week, this far into the year, without talking more about a story that I believe should be getting a lot more attention. One of the great fascinations of my lifetime that is not covered well enough, but a whole lot of people care about in really stupefying numbers is, are there aliens? Have there been other forms of life that exist other than human life? And this week is an enormous week where the government is basically saying, with credibility, yeah, there's all sorts, yes. Is it what

Wemby did to Draymond? No, it's not... Or what Steft did the Wembe? It's not just the existence of Wembe. It is now verifiable. This is, isn't this disclosure week? Isn't this known? The age of disclosure is upon us. It is a documentary that is being released this

week on Amazon Prime. And it has a bunch of military, active, and retired. Marco Rubio is in this documentary. And it presents, it is supposed to present the most compelling argument ever for people that have actually

even seen alien life forms all of them reputable sources talking on the record about this secret war among nations to take all this advanced alien technology and weaponize it for their own gain it is

talked about widely and now the age of disclosure Tony did they talk to you? No but one thing I will say for guys like Chris Cody who run up this kook meter thing which is absolute bullshit he did that to a a very good guest of ours that has never come back, by the way. Okay, Jeremy Corbell, who's on the front lines of this stuff with the rest of us trying to make things happen.

Most viewed video in the history of this show is that guy and people wanting, people wanting information on this. And Chris did the kook meter on him, ran him off the show. He was a kook? No, he was a straight up guy. We don't know that that's why he hasn't come back. We know. You did the kook meter one too many times. And the biggest, the guy responsible for the biggest video in the history of this show is like, I'm not going to be cold at kook.

on that you. Exactly right. Exactly right. So now what about all the people that have said, I have seen aliens of this? Well, what do I have to put in front of you, Greg? What do I have to put in front of you in the way of proof for you to say that is the most viable proof I have ever heard on something that is one of life's great mysteries? Well, I haven't seen the documentary so I can't comment on what is conveyed there. All you hear to this point is just, you know, grainy footage and it's almost like a big foot sighting, you know, until I get clear proof. Hold on. Hold on. UFOs, UAPs, like, they are verified to be real. Now, whether you think there's a little green man in the cockpit, that is open to debate and whatever.

Okay, but the U and UFO stands for what? Unidentified. Okay. All right. So let's go. Let's I didn't know that. Let's identify it. But they have. We're trying. The government has said, on the record, UFOs exist. Yeah. Okay.

If the government says it, then it must be true. So what do I have to put in front of you in the way of proof for you? Like a documentary is not sufficient, credible people. Certainly, Marco Rubio is not working for you as credible. But there will be an assortment of fighter pilots and whatnot in this saying, yeah, absolutely. I saw something that moves faster. Doesn't move like anything I've ever seen. move, but I look forward to the documentary.

I'm a skeptic right now. I'm not somebody who's unwilling to make an acknowledgment if I see sufficient proof. It's not just people seeing UAPs. It's also people that have seen aliens. They saw the little green man. Don't do that. Well, don't do what. Don't do that. We all know that's a

suck of a move. That's a sucker. We all know aliens if they exist. They're a little green man. They're not little green men. All right. Don't put that out there. You're a sucker. They're all thin and wiry, right? That's closer. We all know nobody wants to have these conversations because it really calls everything that people believe into question. I mean, we're talking about deities that fall. Someone say you're a sucker for believing this garbage.

Who me? Some would. You calling me a sucker? Someone say it's awfully convenient for the government to actually embrace the fact that they're UFOs because the truth is far more scary. Well, Greg is correct, though, when he says thin and wiry, because nobody, wherever it is that you're imagining what aliens look like, you're not having one be 100 pounds overweight. There's no buffets on other planets. You're not having one be sloppy and like 45% body fat. If we're the aliens.

Hello. I mean, do you have... No fat aliens. Do you have any thought? Put it on the poll at Lebitard show. Do you think any aliens are grossly overweight? I mean, do you have any thoughts on this as subject matter? Mike has been saying for a while, we keep getting government information on this that is verifiable and credible.

They're coming from the oceans. The deep seas. You know, we haven't explored that. We've explored more of space than we have of the deep ocean. We know more about deep space than our deep ocean. They're coming from the oceans. Amin, do you have any thoughts here? You guys said there are no fat aliens.

What about Jabba the Hut? What about lure from Omicron, Percy I 8? There's so many fat aliens all across popular culture and media. But you guys are just stuck in this 1950s. Oh, they all work out. They're all on the treadmill all the time. BS. No, they don't work out.

They just don't eat a lot. You kidding me? No, they eat a lot. What do they eat, aliens? They can subside on nothing at all. Well, they're so evolved, Greg, that they don't need anything. Right. That's why they don't have, like, barely have mounts, little slit for mounts.

The only, the only question worth asking is, are the aliens friendly to us, or do they want to gobble up our entire solar system? Well, if they've been here, Greg, then they haven't ended us just yet. Maybe it's a long play. Are there aliens among us? Watch a documentary and find out. I mean, I can't believe I'm having it. I can answer that. You know, we're not.

Then the other part is, think of this, the hubris, the narcissism of humans, to think that aliens are basically going to look like us. Two eyes, a mouth, like, says who? Let's say a little green man. Stop that. I'm just saying. Like, every depiction, or most depictions of aliens are humanoid in some version. Like, they look different and weird, but they follow kind of what we generally accept as what life looks like. Two eyes.

a mouth. Correct. Two legs and two arms and hands like, no, man. In shape. It might be. Mike could be an alien. Energy fields. It might be, we talk about the UFOs as the shuttles that carry them.

What if the UFO itself is the alien? He just flew over here like the Silver Surfer. There's so many million different interpretations of what aliens are. And by the way, I had to find anyone to look at an octopus and tell me that ain't an alien. It's an alien. That thing's an alien. It's an alien. Nothing like its genetic makeup.

You're telling me that it can fit itself in a jar and get itself out. Are you kidding me? It could change the texture of its skin. You guys know this? Yes. Like if it's like, oh, I got a high to get something bumpy. It can make its skin bumpy. But isn't the definition of an alien?

It's a creature that does not live on this planet? They came here, though. They weren't originally here. Octopi? They're among us. Yeah, they flew over and they're whatever's. And they got over here and they're like, I like this ocean. This is cool.

I'm just going to chill. Mike, it's okay. They came here legally, though. Like, if they went through the proper channels and protocols, we have no problem with that. Gold card. That's who I should be tracking down, not the immigrants. I'm pretty sure that Zazlo would believe that there could be found a little green man in a spaceship shaped like an octopus. Like the vehicle that the little green man exists inside of.

It's like the aliens and the Simpsons. A mean's point is a great one, and that you don't know what an alien actually looks like. You just know a Hollywood representation of it. It could very well be this vessel. I mean, I mean, this is a huge week for us. We'll tackle UFOs this week. And then next week we'll talk about Garth Brooks. What is the name of the documentary?

Because one of you mentioned something. My wife was watching this yesterday. I only caught a piece of it. Bretherians, a documentary about people who exist, human beings who exist on no food and no liquids. Like, they just meditate all day. Somebody living in 110 years old. Yeah, that's bullshit, then. I'm sorry to tell you.

It's not bullshit. It's not bullshit. I believe aliens before breatherians. Give me a break. Look it, look it up. No, I'm not going to do. They don't eat. They don't eat or drink.

Don't drink. No, that's like essential to life. I don't want to be one of them. Go ahead and go ahead. Just go ahead. You in line. I mean, I thought the same thing. I mean, I thought the same thing.

But there is a documentary. I think it's also on Amazon Prime. So what? food, water, or exertion. Someone commissioned a camera crew and just interviewed people saying whatever the fuck they wanted. Well, then it must be true. Yeah, if it's a documentary.

Chris, it's a documentary. Please give me more information. An Indian guy that lived to be 70 years old without food or water. It's bullshit. Yeah. Okay. Didn't happen. Time out.

Hey, Chris. Chris. Chris. Go, go, go, go, go, go. Thank you. Why did you break that out? An alien. Ran off Jeremy Corbell, damn it.

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Go ahead and give me the name of the documentary that is appearing on crime this week, Mike, about the aliens. Age of Disclosure. Okay. Are you ready, Amin, for your weekend observations? Let's get going. It is time for him to share his game notes. No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my boy. I mean.

Weekend observations is presented by Mill of Light. Then? Is everybody okay? Yep. I'm genuinely asking, is everyone okay in the shipping container? Because of the loss yesterday, the loss of, yeah, it's five grand. We're still hurting Jeremy's to blame. Brad Williams is real happy, though.

I just don't put that out. All right. The Shadour plan was going perfectly. As detailed on August 27. The Browns will suck. Flacco gets bench. Gabriel plays, but sucks. Shadour saves a day.

During the first half of that game, fans broke out a We Want Shador chant, booed after multiple errant Gabriel passes. But there was something I didn't take into account. People get hurt playing football. So Gabriel gets dinged up, Shadur gets in, and he gets his shot a little prematurely. Although when he completed the first two, I got really excited. I thought it was happening. And then the rest of the game happened.

And he lost. He blew it. Steelers Somehow survived Joe Flacco Somewhere Dave Damasek is yamering In 1898 The USS Maine was attacked

and sunk by Spain in Havana Harbor A hundred and twenty-seven years later we got our revenge By sending them commanders versus Dolphins Wolf Yeah So bad

Oh my God Greg I told you to stay strong I said Diamond hand. The Dolphins are back. Greg Cody. V-O-R.

stands for voice of reason, Dan. I wish I'd stayed strong on the Chiefs. Oh, wow. You would have been doing a hell of a victory lap. You know what happened, Dan? You didn't ask yourself the question. Are you trying to win or be ballsy? The good question.

I managed to be wrong twice. Yeah. Are the chiefs going to miss the playoffs? Right now. If they started today, they play the Colts next. Colts coming off a buying. So, Dan, if I told you at the beginning of the season that the Dolphins would be a game behind the Chiefs,

you'd have a load in your pants. Especially if I told you Mahomes, he doesn't get hurt. Like, he's healthy. Right? Oh, you might have two loads in your pants. Matthew Barry made me money on a parlay. Shout out to Matthew Barry. Matthew Barry

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You know the one Where Steve Curl has the fanny pack on About Van derbilt Who to thunk it Two of us How about that? One of us beat NC State though That was

You wheezing to a victory over B.C. over Boston College this week and I don't know Yes, wheezing We'll get to it But also Mike I'm gonna just skip to this part Georgia Tech reaches

the ACC championship game If they beat Pitt Miami reaches the ACC championship game If they beat Virginia Tech and Pitt Virginia beats Virginia Tech Pitt beats Georgia Tech Duke beats North Carolina

SMU beats Louisville Cal beats SMU Wake Forest beats Duke That's a lot that has to happen. But you'd be NC State, so congrats. South Carolina. Robbed me of the perfect joke. And I was so ready.

Notre Dame almost beating Texas A&M is more impressive than South Carolina actually beating Texas A&M. I had it written at halftime. I was like, oh, I can't wait about that one. Cop at the Texas A&M game. What you do? Got mad. after he bumped into an SC receiver. I get it.

It wouldn't be mad about an unexpected cock on the shoulder. They're called the cocks. Yeah, yeah. South Carolina is. The cock hit him in the shoulder. I think most people would be like, hey, I didn't expect the cock on my shoulder. Would they get mad?

I think he hit the cock in the shoulder. His shoulder hit the cock, you're saying? Yeah. He went shoulder first into the cock? Yep. That changes the story. Who among us at the barbershop? Right of me?

Inadvertently. Inuitively. But, nonetheless, happens. It's happened. I can't watch Jalen Johnson of the Hawks without thinking about Adam McKay's podcast's concept of bringing climate scientists and NBA players together. Release the tape, Dan.

It was a good pilot episode. You got to release it. You got to release it. Simply because Jailen Johnson's playing great. And Adam McKay deserves us flowers for that. Also, the world is ending, and he deserves his flowers for that one, too. Josh Allen, rushing for three touchdowns and passing for three touchdowns. My fuck I must think he Haynes King or something.

So you're going to Haynes King. You want to talk about wheezing, Dan? Led the 69-yard march down the field for the winning score. Through for 25 yards and rushed for 27 on that drive. Haynes King. B.C. Loss to Yukon. Okay. And Texas lost of Florida.

What you want for me? Texas isn't any good? They're swooning over them. There's an order should be in the playoffs. Me and Mike, we're aligned on this. Losses, razor-thin losses to ACC teams are bad, but not bad if you get totally dominated by a two-and-five ACC team. Texas isn't any good.

Steph Curry, scored 95 points versus the Spurs last week. then scored 11 versus New Orleans last night it's got to be frustrating if you're a Pelicans fan I'm saying did you see the shot he hit over Wemby Dan

insane yes yeah and he stared at him he couldn't see the rim so he was like where am I gonna look I guess I'll just look at him you want to talk about aliens

number 30 is an alien this week on Cinephobe Paul Bart Malkop a movie that costs $26 million to make and grows almost $190 million. How?

During filming Kevin James, real-life wife and kids went shopping at the mall they shot the movie at. Why have God forsaken me? Cinephobe. Wherever you get podcasts. It's one of the worst movies

I've ever seen. It's pretty terrible. Pretty terrible. Although Zach Harper has a theory that if you watch a Kevin James movie on mute, it's like watching Charlie Chaplin. Put it on the pole. He's incredible physical humor.

show. If you watch a Kevin James movie on mute, is it like watching Charlie Chaplin? People always fuck up Dirk Novitsky's name. But no one ever messes up Max Struz. How? Why did everyone get that one right immediately? Like you said, Max Strauss and it says, actually Struz. And then forever, everyone always knows it's Max Trues. And yeah, I still help hear people say, Dirk, no.

Whitsky. One guy is top 75 all-time, greatest player of all-time. And the other guy, I don't know, what's he? You hit a couple of threes for the heat? A lot of threes. Top five names people mess up,

even though it should be pretty established by now. Got some O-L-I's for you, Dan. O-L-I. Modi-Mootie-M-M-Y. O-L-L-I. A-J. Di Bonsa. You don't know that name now. You will soon. O'alli. Tyron Loo. People keep saying Taran Lu. No, it's a reason his name is Tai Lu. It's Tyron Lu. O'Ali. Goran Dragich.

It's like a dragon with an itch. That's what I've been saying since 2008. And people still say Drogic. O-L-I. Travis Kels. That's how you pronounce the name. See, I know I'm a good friend of the Kels family, but people don't know. They keep saying Kelsie.

It's Kels. Number five. Dirk Nuitvitsky. Number four, I can't hear any sound. There was no sound. None played there. That's why. Got it.

He's joking on a couple things. There was an off mic. And Cody doesn't believe you on Travis Keltz. You're breaking news there. A lot of people listening to this don't know that what you're saying is true. Yeah, it's pronounced Kels. I've never heard that before. Greg, you can ask Travis, you can ask their father.

It's Kels. Yeah, Travis said that in Tahoe when he was talking to the crew in Tahoe. It's Kels. On-air production meeting. We need to make this bed longer. This has been a thing. For, like, is this, is this just the Dick Van Dyke Ottoman for us? I know you get that reference.

We're just going to always have this bed run out for us. It's easy. Just copy-pace. Love an Ottoman trip. Number five, Dirk Novitsky. Number four, Monica Sellish. Number three, Lindsay Lohen. Not Lohan.

Yep. Lowen. Number two, Nikola Yokic. They don't go hard J with the Js in the Serbian language. And the number one name that people mess up despite, it should be pretty well established by now. Denzel Washington. Yep.

It's not Denzel. Denzel. It's Denzel. Denzel Washington. That's a good list. I mean, good job by you. Thank you. I can feel your enthusiasm.

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I'm Michelle, Sasha, Malillo. Oklahoma. Broke Alabama's 17-game home winning streak. It was bound to happen. As it turns out, it was sooner's than expected. Oh, come. It's crazy that Bill Clinton's hog is part of two American presidential legacies. Shout out to Miami comedian Amanda Vasco.

She wrote that joke. Baba. After the Dolphins game, Tua was asked where he'd like to play next after playing in Frankfurt and Madrid. Tua said Jerusalem. Hey, Tua. Do you watch the news? Do you see what Kenny Sills tweeted about that, Dan?

Kenny stills tweeted, this guy is clueless in every aspect of life. Zaz. I keep telling y'all every week, man. Scramble eggs, man. Potatoes. That's what's upstairs from him. It's no longer functioning in any way. Other than just the bare minimum mechanics.

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Can you guys get for me? I want to play this sound for a mean. I did actually think for all the complaints I had about commanders' dolphins. It is a majestic. achievement that the NFL continues to go overseas and fill these stadiums with crowds that are enormous and understand American football and show an enthusiasm for American football that feels bigger than what you see in NFL stadiums, given the rarity of it, given the amount of people in costumes, like it really is an achievement that the NFL goes overseas and gets

every time sold out stadiums. But Mike McDaniel in Madrid, also, the players did a good job celebrating the culture there by dancing salsa, Marengue on celebrations, by, you know, doing the Rinaldo celebration as part of what it is that they were celebrating. And Mike McDaniel has an appreciation for the bread in Madrid in Spain. Let's listen to McDaniel, who's back as the quipster, the eccentric. don't no longer looks broken and downtrod and all it took was a couple of victories and now mcdaniel is back to having a lot of opinions finally able to get out um uh into the city a little

bit on friday uh and just overwhelmed with the culture the um yeah i've never been in a in a city this um big and this clean before um and you want to talk about uh some some good uh bread anywhere I go there's an awesome bread makes me want to go it's good bread no he's absolutely right I want to fight for that coach

France has better bread France has better bread Oh yeah The French have the best bread on earth Correct Cubans do it's very simple Cubans have the best bread on earth Cuban bread is strong

You have to eat it immediately Because if you leave it out Just for two days It becomes the strongest The French bread too On the planet French bread is like tongue set French bread's got a few days in it

You know about that French bread I love French bread It doesn't last that long around me But if you leave this bread out You could absolutely beat a man to death Play baseball with it With the bread If you leave it out for you gotta eat it right away

It's got to be soft It's got to be buttered And you can't leave it out By the way I have a little trick For those of you at home Getting Cuban bread Here's the trick you ready You take the bread

Obviously it comes in that big paper bag Right you roll it up once you're done You put it into a like a public's bag Like a plastic bag Put that bag into another bag And tie it up Double bag Publix bag, it stays together

for like a week, maybe longer, maybe longer. Put it on the poll, please, at Levitard show, Best of the Breds, French, Spanish, or Cuban. That's the second best double bag advice of ever received. Is it not pretty common knowledge that when you seal something, it stays fresh longer? Like, what are we doing? No, Chris doesn't get it again with the Kook meter, dude. I just drive me

crazy. I hate this guy. I feel like a Ziploc. Him and Jeremy, like a Ziploc would have worked. You guys don't get it. You guys don't get it, dude. You haven't spoken in a while, so you're good. let's get finally to this video you save the bread you don't get have you ever bought and it stays fresh have you ever bought in a Cuban bread have you ever bought in look at me button let's get to that video I was promising earlier now you have

Wake Forest coach Jake Dickard is very excited to have beaten Bill Belichick and to shake hands with Bill Belichick takes his hat off and respect just a man jogging over like I I am so, like, this is one of the best coaches of all time. I want to show respect to this guy, and Belichick just big times him. Doesn't even give him a, doesn't stop for a split second. When he's walking over, he's got his arms folded. Just, dude, you have to realize when you're Bill Belichick that, like, this coach is excited for this moment. You're just going to be a jerk like that just because you're having a bad year, bad look.

Greg, Cody, you got any thoughts on this? I think Bill Belichick does himself a disservice so often in so many ways in the past year. And what he did to that Wake Forest coach, he should have been a big man. and congratulated the guy and created a special moment for this coach who honored him by removing that cap out of respect and Bill Belichick crapped all over the moment. Awful.

How about the phony statement that Jordan put out for him over the weekend taking his name out of the running for the New York Giants? There's no way the New York Giants were ever considering Bill Belichick. No NFL team is considering Bill Belichick. No one wants him. There's no need for him to come out with any kind of statement of any kind saying I'm committed to

UNC, on to Wake Forest. By the way, onto Wake Forest doesn't hit quite as well as like onto Buffalo. Yeah. I mean, I hear your point, but I happen to know something. He happens to know. Great Scott, he happens to know. He happens to know. Gather everyone. Get the children. He happens to know. So wise. The plan for Bill Belichick was always. Let me get back to the NFL. And I pray that it's a New York Giants. That's the job that he wanted. His plan entering this season was, I'll just kick it around here in college. And obviously, I'll dominate so much.

The NFL will come call and I'll get the job that I really want. So far, this is all true. Yep. But then he made everything such a circus that you are actually right now in that it's a circus-like statement because why would the NFL actually consider Bill Belichick, given what they've seen from him over the last few months? but Bill was more than angling for this job. He had his side set on that. Another happened to know that my subs found out.

Oh, my God, he knows. He happens to know. Come, everyone. Come and listen. Happens to know. He happens to know. Well informed. It's a nice treat for the video.

It is. The Giants feel good about their young quarterback and Jackson Dart. Developing that quarterback is hugely important. We mentioned last week that I happened to know that they were taking a look at Lane Kiffin. Wait a minute. A third hamper? We mentioned that.

Did that last one? A new name also from the college game to keep an eye on that the... He happens to know? Great Scott. He happens to know. He happens to know. Gather everyone. Get the children.

He happens to know. So wise. Name to keep an eye on as it pertains to the Giants is they've been named about Jeff Brom internally. Louisville head coach. Internal. Bantied around. Yeah.

I haven't confirmed if they've made the overtures, but Jeff Brom is being considered there. Do you banty it around or do you bat it around? I think banty is appropriate. Okay.

I mean, can you settle something that we were talking about earlier in the show? Be the judge and arbiter on something we were arguing about. You mentioned it during weekend observations. Play the video here of Jimmy Butler and you tell us whether this fan playful or crossing the line.

Green apple looking at, stupid, big-ass-taire Tim's on. Jim and Butler, man, they don't give a fuck you in that city. Look at him. Bro, I put $3,000. I went 30. Why do you have 30 purse? Jimmy Bullock, why you didn't not have a 30 purse? You were supposed to go over, bitch.

You worked for Vegas. You work for Vegas. I like the way he pronounce his points. There's an R in there. He sounds like Dave Chappelle's, uh, Rick James is what he sounds. Oh, no, why you did not have a 30-perth? It's a very thick New Orleans accent.

I think, like, anyone would tolerate it as, like, a little harsh ribbing up until you call him a B. At that point, it's like, all right, man, like, I don't know. I just feel like that, at that point, even if you are playing around, you've betrayed yourself. But also, again, you bet that Jimmy Butler would score 30 points in a regular season game? I think he had 28 that night, though. Like, just I'm going to say, like, how much Jimmy Bull are you watching? Like, we're like, there's a reason why they're paying those kind of odds. Good odds, though.

30. Yeah, no, it's because he doesn't do it. Jimmy Butler, why you did not have a 30 perks? 30 pence. I mean, thank you. Good stuff today. Appreciate your time, sir. See you tomorrow.

Good. Looking forward to it. I wanted to, before we get out of here on this hour, I feel like it's kind of. and a little bit hollow to say thoughts and prayers on things that you don't quite know how to talk about. David Cross, you know, makes the joke about thoughts and prayers. He's like, why don't you just go casting spells and chanting? I'm casting spells and chanting while I'm thinking about this person.

But Bernie Kozar mentioned earlier in the show, who for me will forever be a symbol of youth because when I was just becoming a teenager in 1983, he's the first person who made the University of Miami Field Championship good as a freshman. He was a freshman quarterback, and after losing to Florida in the first game of the season, getting blown out by Florida, they then pull off a giant upset at the end of the season, beat Tom Osborne's undefeated Nebraska team, and won the Miami Hurricanes their first championship. He revealed yesterday while in a hospital bed, and he's had it pretty tough physically, right? Because it comes from a different time in football where the rules were not different for the quarterback,

where Lawrence Taylor was sacking you on astroturf and, you know, just broke his body in a million different ways. And it needs a new liver as well. I think he is, I think he's talked about some issues with alcohol before. Oh, yeah. And so needs a new liver and was going in for surgery on a new liver. And it just scared me. Like, after what happened with Nick Mangold, to have people who represent youth and vitality in my childhood memories, who introduced me to sports things, when I say it scared me, I can't help but see something like that happen and feel my own mortality.

Like it just, it touches a little closer to home because of specifically what he represents for me, which is I'm, I am 15 years old, right? I'm, I'm just getting into sports fandom. The Orange Bowl is a magical place to me because of that person, because that person helped make it a magical place right after they were giving away a bunch of University of Miami tickets at Burger Kings all over the city because they're just trying to get somebody. to go to the stadium and so to to see that happen to it beyond being sad it it frightened me and and and my my thoughts and and honestly my heartfelt feelings go out to bernic kosar who will always have a special place for me yeah he'll be 62 later this month and needed a new liver to perhaps even get that far he had he had been very close to getting a new liver very recently and it was disqualified for being infected, and he had to wait again. He's in surgery as we speak. He was

scheduled to have surgery beginning at 5 a.m. this morning. That surgery takes 10 to 12 hours. Wow. And I spoke to him over the weekend for a story in the Herald, and he sounded in great spirits. He's got a fighter's spirit, his words, and hopefully he gets through it all. And, yeah, I mean, he's a forever hero in Miami for the reasons you mentioned. He is beloved to this day in Cleveland for leading what used to be a bad Browns team to three AFC championships. So there's a lot of people wishing him the best, and we're hoping for him. Yeah, I mean, beloved down here also, of course. And I think it was like this time yesterday he sent out a post that he's still looking for a liver.

And clearly something came through last night. Yes, I got the text from somebody associated with him at 9.08 p.m. It had finally come through. And the fact that it came through last night, and it was immediately scheduled for 5 a.m. It shows you how dire it is. Yeah, like hours later, hey, we're doing this. So, yeah, just I really hope everything works out for Bernie today. Bernie is one of the kindest people I'd ever met.

I was really young when I got into this business, and he was really good to me for many years. I used to be in touch with them a lot. I've lost touch with them over the years. But like I said, just so kind and so generous. And yeah, I hope this all works out. When you guys say, because I think he's more beloved in Cleveland than he is here, and obviously here he's remembered for something that's singular because it started all of the University of Miami's winning.

Is he the best Mike Cleveland quarterback ever? Is it Brian Seid? Who's considered the greatest Cleveland quarterback there's been. He's the most beloved, certainly that I had seen around there, and most people will, he's considered the gold standard for the living fan base that's there. It makes no sense that he would be that good when you think of arm strength, when you think of athleticism. He's super smart. But it makes, yes, that's what it was, but it makes no sense that he would be in the discussion of greatest Cleveland quarterbacks ever.

given that if he went to a combine, he would flunk. It's not even that he wouldn't impress anybody. He would not do anything well physically, including not throw the ball particularly hard. Right. But yet he had a wonderful career. He won a Super Bowl with Dallas. He finished his career as Dan Marino's back up for three years with the Dolphins when I got to know him really well. And, man, he's fighting hard to extend his own life and wish him all the best.

I believe he also has Parkinson's, yes? He does, and he told me when I spoke to him Saturday that he has early dementia as well. And I'll bet he was in, like, super great spirits, too. He was. He's, like, just a really kind man who always seems to be looking at the bright side of things. Yeah, no, I hadn't talked to him in a while, and we shared a couple of stories, and he's just, he's a joy to talk to, especially in the context of he's calling me from a hospital bed, where he's praying at that time that he'll get the transplant. that he narrowly missed not too long ago. So hopefully it's really working out for him for the best.

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