The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: In My Neighborhood

Episode Date: January 31, 2024

Chris Cote shares a deep shame over using someone else's trash can while on a walk, but Stugotz makes a claim about his neighborhood's trash system that startles the entire crew. Also, Papi is here! Then, Billy wants Lionel Messi to own up to his hypocrisy, True Crime podcasts continue to thrive, and we play everyone's favorite game: AGAINST! THE! SPREAD! Plus, Tony is going to co-captain a plane this weekend, Chris was wildly wrong about the Tucker-Kelce beef, and we take some time to relive the best of Mad Dog. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe Kings Network. This is the Don Lebatore Show with the Stugatz Podcast. So I was taking my daughter around the neighborhood. Ever since Christmas, I got her the scooter thing. So it's basically a daily thing that we just take a little lap around our neighborhood Nice probably like over probably like three quarters of a mile we go But everyone in my neighborhood has these trash cans like like a lot of cities have them It's like one's trash ones recycle. They're out there on Mondays and Thursdays Everyone puts them out the big white one with the green top. That's recycling right mine mine the green one is the colors are different

I think everywhere so But so basically so as I'm taking I have a cup It's a Dunkin Donuts cup that I often get midday, so I'm walking around with my daughter. I have this cup and it's now empty So I'm walking. I'm like probably a quarter of a mile away from my house. I Did not pee in the cup Somebody's garbage there was and so basically I had this moment of I'm like I guess I've set that up over time But you're in the cup and then you throw it in someone's garbage can as opposed to just that on a plant so basically I As if I was like committing a murder I

Put my cup in someone else's trash can and I felt Basically, as if I was committing a murder, I put my cup in someone else's trash can and I felt so dirty. I was just like, in my mind, I'm like, if anybody saw that, they're thinking, what'd that guy just do? So it's weird, from the perspective I was in, it's completely harmless to use someone else's trash can. But from the other perspective, if I was in my house

and I was just looking out and someone walked by and put something in my trash can I started to get mad at myself because I was like I could see myself being like who the hell's that guy thinking is he could just use my trash can and there's a little detail here that's different if it's in early in the morning the trash can is still full the garbage people haven't come around yet. I feel like you're more allowed to, if it's late in the afternoon, this was after all the trash has been empty. So I am now taking a cup and so now someone's gonna go, like they're gonna get home from work,

looking at their trash and be like, there's one cup in here. I just had this moment of as the person doing it, I was like, nothing wrong with this. But then I was like, if I saw someone doing this in my trash, I'd be like, get the hell away from my property But you have to stick it in a garbage bag inside the trash can no this is just a trash cake like a there's no bad Like this is not in your house. It's just like a gross big. Yeah, this is the house dumpster

Okay, trash truck comes by to empty into itself and keep moving. They don't like wait a second This cup isn't in a bag put it back so this animal learned. Did you think you went into someone's house? I thought it, I thought that the garbage cans were outside, like at the end of the driveway, and Chris was walking past the house and just threw his cup in there. That's what happened. So the reason I brought this all up.

That's what I'm saying. If you put it in the trash, if you put it in a trash bag, then the guys who take the sanitation workers, they'll throw it away. If you leave it as a stray, just a loose thing, then yes, it winds up in their trash can. It does not get removed.

What are you talking about, expert? None of us have any idea what you're saying. We're all staring at you, wondering if this is stamina problems from yesterday's God bless football. All of us are totally confused by what you're saying. Look into the other room, look at the faces. I've already seen it. Hold on, before you get in're saying. Look into the other room. Look at the faces. I've already seen them.

Hold on. Before you get in here. I've seen the other faces. All right, Poppy. Poppy. I don't have that kind of a problem. I never use a cup. That's right.

When I drive on 9.95, I pull over the side and I relieve myself with a cup. That's right. He goes pee. He goes pee. He goes pee. That's right. That. Okay, that's all. Going pee, he goes pee. He goes go pee pee. That's right. That's right.

That's it. They know the argument. All right, Bob. Thank you. Thank you. Not what we were talking about. Stugatz, no one knows what you're talking about. I've seen the faces.

No one understands. First of all, you showing some great courtesy of taking a Ziploc bag to properly throw away your garbage runs counter to everything I know you to be as an immoral person who doesn't care about others. Just hear me out there. When I have stray items in my garbage and the sanitation truck comes by, those stray objects stay in the trash can.

They won't take them. It's disrespectful. You put it into a trash bag in the trash can. They won't take them. It's disrespectful. You put it into a trash bag in the trash can. Chris was worried about someone getting home and just seeing the cup in the trash. Dude, this is like, the garbage truck picks up the thing and just dumps it. Like they're not looking through the-

Have you ever watched this happen? No. This is in the 60s. There's not a guy who comes off the, hops off the back of the truck and then picks up the trash can. It's not even guy who comes off the, hops off the back of the truck and then picks up the trash can. It's not even that. He's saying he's got a sanitation worker

taking items out of the trash one at a time to dispose of them. No, whatever's loose, not in a trash bag. The sanitation worker will not put them into the trash. It's not in my neighborhood. It just happens. It happens to my neighborhood. It's not in my neighborhood.

That's your neighborhood. This is mine. Hold on. When the forklift comes out of the side of the machine and picks up the thing and turns upside down Like a bully they have the pockets of a wimpy kid in the they do shake it They shake it and then they just say they adjust the settings in my neighborhood. What does that mean? If it's not in a bag, it's not going in the truck They don't have a claw on the side of the garbage trucks in your neighborhood?

Old school. Is what I did okay? We'll get back to that, Miss Sander. We're on to something new. I just need to understand, because all of us are confused. Lucy, do you have an appraisal? He's been talking now for five minutes. Do you understand what the fuck Stugaz is talking about?

I'm literally on the sanitation website for the city of Parkland to see if like he's right about No, he's not right. No, this is the wild goose chases No, he's gonna tell you to look it up and he doesn't know what's coming out of his mouth It is trash that if I could I'd take it item by item and throw it away in a Ziploc bag Because every syllable is worse than the last one Lucy, do you understand what he's talking about? No, but I have, so is the, like the garbage truck is like the little like machine lifting your garbage or is it like a person?

Do you just have like a special, like is this what your garbage truck looks like? Look at the screen, that is what happens in my neighborhood. This thing, they go around, they grab one. That's your neighborhood, no, not my neighborhood. So what, how do they dispose of it? So there are two guys in the truck, one is driving and another guy is walking.

Wow, that's advanced technology right there. So in my neighborhood, two guys are in the truck. One guy is driving, another guy gets out, he takes your garbage can and he puts it into some contraption that picks it up and that puts it into the thing. What I am telling you is my guy will not do it. He will not do it if there are loose items in my trash can.

So what he does, you're telling me what he does is he picks it up, he puts it in the contraption, he's like, wait, wait, wait, don't hit that button yet. I mean, let me look. Yeah, I see a cup in here. Take it back. What if the cup's on the bottom? What if like the cup's on the bottom

and then the trash bag's on top? He reverses everything. He goes through it, yes. What if? He meticulously goes through it. Take it back, take it back. Here's the other thing. This is where the live falls apart.

Do me a favor. Leave my trash can where I left my trash can. I don't want to see it three houses down, down the street, just do me a favor. I put the trash can where you tell me to put it and all I ask, okay, in exchange for that, is when you're done doing your work and I appreciate your work Leave the trash can where I asked you to leave the trash can okay. That's where I said You just thank you for your service. I appreciate your work. I have a theory here

I don't think that's actually happening, but what I think is happening nailed it is You have a Chris Cody situation on your hand and so you're putting your trash in there, it gets dumped and then somebody is walking around and they're putting their empty loose items in your trash can and that is why you think you're doing that. You're lying, what I don't understand is you're saying that there's a person

that goes and picks up the trash and then manually throws the trash in the trash can, right? So that same person is then holding your trash can for three houses before they put it down? Yeah, well, he's mad at me. So I mean, too many loose items. He's taking it and he's grabbing it, pulling it down the block. If I may, let me get back to what Chris Cody posed to us. Garbage. Because to me, the best part of that, the funniest part, beyond beyond his hypocrisy is a Chris Cody peering out his window staring at someone else and

locking eyes with someone throwing a single cup. I got mad at myself I was like the nerve the thing that they can just lift that thing up that's my trash can. I got Chris with the coffee mug in his hand, splitting the blinds like this and saying, unbelievable. And then coming out with a bathrobe on. Hey, hey buddy. So I'm the only one that would be a little like- I would be worried like what if this is like some accessory to a crime that's now being

disposed of in my garbage can and then they somehow track it back to my garbage can. Like it's got a human finger in it or something? Or like there's some sort of bloody knife or weaponry or something and then it's like, well now there's DNA all over my garbage can. I don't know how that got there. Sometimes I'll just find Taco Bell bags like in my garbage can. Sorry about that. That's not mine.

And I just assumed someone was doing that. Wait, Billy, do you have them throwing like the murder weapon in your trash or do you have you opening someone's trash throwing a cup in and the cup falls like on a severed head or something? No, no, no, no, no, no, I hadn't, wow. The weapon is being in his trash.

New fear, yeah, unlocked. At LeBatard show. Even though if you did commit a crime, I feel like if you dump it in someone else's trash, then God, Scott, freeze, right? Tabula rasa. Would you get mad at someone for throwing an empty cup? Guys, it's garbage. You're looking at looking at it next to your doorbell buddy you see someone just meandering

around your front at your front house yeah you're lucky didn't go oh this guy what really you just throw trash in my house for me throwing some garbage away in your garbage the next time I'm putting it at the door You should have you should have seen how guilty I looked you know You should have done in this trash. You know I looked around like I was like I was like Chris I'm with you. It's an intimate thing. Someone's try it's an it's an extension ran away I however loosely it's an extension of their home and it is theirs. There's no way to do that casually my guess is you That gets you shot in Texas. Maybe Florida too.

I would feel guilt and like two hours later go back to the house and try to take the item out of the trash can and then get caught by the person like are you stealing my trash? No, no, no, no, you understand. Before I put my trash in here, but then I felt bad so I'm coming back to get it out of there. So I have, I looked it up here.

We have different garbage trucks. Two guys is garbage.com. No, look at them. And you'll see what you'll see is people, guys, men, throwing the garbage into the back of the truck. That's old school, man. I know, look, I mean, I'm telling you, look it up. I'm just telling you right now.

So I didn't make a mistake. Like showing his, he's like, look. If you're the audio. What a feed is. Is there a line, by the way, on what, cause I guess actually doing it is a line for some. Cause like when I walk my dog, and I'm walking around with the bags.

No, you can't put that. No, I never do, but I think it'd be so good. If this was a proper society, and I could just throw away, dispose of this trash at any trash can, this would be a lot easier for me. I could just put it in any trash can. I've never done it. I've never thought it. You're looking at him swinging around like this.

No, come on. No, that's a violation. You can't do dog poop in somebody's garbage can if it's not your garbage can. There's got to be a line between everything we're talking about and dog poop in a bag. What if it's in a garbage bag still guts? You're good No, no, not if it's a garbage bag when the can has just been emptied So now it's gonna be steaming in the heat for three days and somebody's garbage can't know until Thursday You put it in on a Monday If I come in with my garbage can and I'm expecting it to be fresh and still got slips three doors down and Has been throwing his dog shit in my garbage can.

I'm gonna go to his house, bring the doorbell, wait till he opens the door and put it in his mouth. Well, I'm gonna- Bring it to the doorbell, Daniel. No! I'm gonna, like, no, you can't do that. That is extreme. Bobby, do you have any opinions on this strong

or otherwise we lost you as soon as you were peeing without a cup. I think that the garbage man needs a raise. Give him a raise. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Presented by DraftKings Fantasy Sports, check out what DraftKings has to offer this season

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a radio, you don't take a phone, you're missing for four days and they find you like ten years later covered in snow and it's like, don't go by yourself. If you're going to go on a trail, don't go by yourself. Stugatz! Put it on the pole. Is it the whitest person thing ever? I believe is what you called it? Going into the woods by yourself. Is going into the woods by yourself? I can't disagree with that man. So black people don't camp?

Yeah, black people don't hike. They don't camp. They don't go out into the woods. This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugas. I have a question for you guys that may be controversial and I don't mean for it to be controversial. Whoa, wait a minute. You have not staked out many positions. You do not volunteer controversy very often.

Also, I'd like to apologize for an earlier statement where I said Taylor Swift may become president of the United States Should she run for vice president implying that you know if the president is elderly then the vice president may become president That's what was hinted at not any sort of like threats or anything just to be clear on that Yeah, just case there is any confusion there. I'd like to get ahead of that before people are knocking on my door. Backup quarterback? Did you just give us a backup quarterback dying? One snap away. Okay, one snap away, one heartbeat away,

the vice president is from being the president. Yeah. And it is true. Well, it's not one heartbeat. I suppose you could skip a couple of heartbeats without the vice president immediately becoming president, but point taken. Yeah.

You got Kamala Harris with like the machine, do do do do do do do. Oh, I'm saying there could be a skip of a single heartbeat without the presidency being exterminated. It was before you got here, I mean, and we were talking about a situation where Taylor Swift may be a running mate and then becomes president. I'm with it.

Yeah, okay. Yeah. That was easy. Well anyways, so back to the other thing, now that that controversy has been cleared up and hopefully put to rest Yeah Inter Miami

Played in Saudi Arabia, and we were told Inter Miami is not gonna play in Saudi Arabia I thought and that there's like a whole thing and then they like quietly played in Saudi Arabia two days ago And then like before messy came to Miami There was flirtations or reported flirtations, with Saudi Arabia to the tune of like 1.5 billion dollars or something for like a couple, it's like 500 million dollars a year, right? And then he ran.

And then he didn't go, he came and played in inter-Miami, because, okay. Because he's a coward. Coward. Because all the best players went to Saudi Arabia and he's like, well I don't want to go there and just be another one of the guys. Messi's a coward and Billy's the one who's got the controversial thing. I think it was more I think it was more presented as you know not being comfortable taking the money having some sort of like

Maybe potentially moral objection to going and playing there and you know it like the whole live situation, right? But like here we are less than a year later and you're playing a game in Saudi Arabia anyways. So I mean, I'm just saying, if you're gonna compromise your morals, do it for $1.5 billion. So you know what I mean? Like if you're gonna go play there,

take the $1.5 billion. Am I wrong in thinking that? They compromise their morals cheaply as well. Yeah, if you're gonna compromise your morals, go big. Take the most amount of money to compromise your morals as possible, right? Let me not at a discounted rate I mean I would say I don't know maybe maybe everyone listening to this who did grow up in America has the proper value and Understanding for what freedom is I would also say that a means got a unique perspective on what he came to this country to get and what he comes from. And it has been almost totally normalized now that Saudi Arabia has absolutely sportswashed its money successfully where whatever the

moral outrages are, they've been trampled by dollars in oil and you, Amin, who accused me of being correctly naive last week. Are you now immune to this? Has this now happened so much that the money buys everything on this that you won't even hear meaningful loud objections anymore? To Saudi Arabia has absolutely bought its way in to the sports game and all of the oil that they're able to drill buys them the ability to do things like bone saw journalists and and basically trample freedoms in a way that Americans can't possibly understand. I would say that if we're talking

about trampling freedoms it's happening all the time with many places that we seem to be okay with. Again, our uneasy relationship as a nation with China. China's bad, but keep making everything that we buy over there nice and cheap and we'll still, and also own all of our debt, right? Some of the things that Saudi Arabia, Qatar was another one that they're guilty of, which I'm not absolving them of, but to be honest, like, a lot of stuff is happening here. And the only difference is, and I said this when we talked about live years ago, or years ago, it's a couple years ago, it's like, the difference is, like, weird, this

nation is used to paying the money to make things go away. And now when someone else has more money and is doing the same thing, well, that's immoral, I'm sorry, like, do we wanna talk about your history? And then, or we, all that had happened a long time when we just moved it, brushed it away. So I don't think I'm desensitized to it,

quite the opposite. I think I'm very aware of it happening everywhere and how we are selective with where we will allow these sorts of hypocrisies to happen and where it's totally out of bounds. Well, but it's impossible at this point to be consistent morally when it comes to this kind of capitalism, correct? It's impossible. Unless you just don't take money, almost all of it has blood on it. Who does that? It's not even taking money, Dan.

It's unless you won't pay money. Because again, try to devise a lifestyle that is completely 100% free of the corruption and the evils of capitalism and totalitarianism and all that stuff, everything. It's impossible. Unless you live on a farm and you literally just grow what you eat and don't derive any energy or power from anything.

But it feels like this particular money is coming from the most evil of places. Well, but is it the most evil of places? I don't know what you're saying, that's the feeling. Well, there is an absence of freedom. Somebody writes in here because they were talking about me as it relates to Vince McMahon and I called him evil. And somebody said, Dan needs to start listening

to some true crime podcast so he's not shocked on just how evil can be, how evil people can be. Do I? No, you're all right, you don't have to. No, please, you're good. People are evil, Dan. You're good, Dan. If you wanna see evil, watch Dateline. Please don't listen to those. No, you're all right. You know, please you're evil Dan You want to see evil watch dateline, please don't no don't do that. Don't look I think you're all right. Yeah, you're fine I think it's okay being a little surprised

I'm like, oh my god people do that then to be like some some weird expert of like yeah Yeah, people are shitting on people for years where you've been listen to some podcast numb to it Yeah, but allow me for just a second to go down this path I see what is happening in the podcast industry. It is an intimate medium It is something that exists inside your head in a way that is much different from most of what you consume in entertainment and They're wildly popular these true crime podcasts on how awful people can be are being listened to. I think sports is like the only thing that's close and comedy somewhat, but there are some people living in a deep dark hole of a place where they're

getting in and out of their car and at every turn they're following some mystery that's a true story of just how terrible people can be. That can't be good for anyone's mental health, can it? No, please don't. That is an entertainment option? You should see my hinge profile. What? Well, the women liked the true crime podcast, and so it colors the way they see every man

now as a massive threat. Well most most of them are it feels like sometimes Well, I mean go sit in the penalty box. What? Tony just pointed you and your way three out and wow Tony through you out in an aggressive way the house It's weird to turn down 1.5 billion dollars, right and then to turn down $1.5 billion, right? And then yes, 25 million. That's crazy. Again with a cow. Because he's side to $25 million deal with the tourism board. Do I want to play against all the other great players from Europe who are all now playing in this one league that has like one guy per team? No, let me hide. Let me hide in America

where no one knows how to play anyway, and they'll just fall over themselves and everyone will marvel. He scored the most goals in the president's cup cup challenge ever and we don't even know what it is he wants the ignorance because the ignorance allows him to continue the farce that he's some sort of God well he sir is a false idol and I stand in front of God in the nation saying shame on you Leonel Messi wears my camera shame on you I think you're in the wrong thing, shame on you, Lionel Messi, where's my camera? Shame on you! I think you're in the wrong camera.

I'm not saying you should just like sweep it under the rug and take the money, but if you're gonna take the money. I agree with the most money. I agree with the most money. You take more. I'll follow you to the palace. Yes! But I agree with him.

You just want the segment off, you stay put. No, no, no, no, no. I mean seriously, do it against the best. Don't come here, MLL, you score seven goals a game. No one scores that many goals in solid music. Oh my God, oh, no, I mean seriously doing against the best don't come here MLS you score seven goals a game No one scores that many goals inside. Oh my god. Oh, it's got no one kicked you out. You're just trying to get a break You know what that means folks it's time for Thursday You confused me there for a second. Maybe Billy would be great at this.

Alright, I'm gonna kick this off. And remember, Thursday Thunder is brought to you by our friends. It's a Gaster spread! Yeah, this is a different segment, Chris. Dan confused me. This segment is against spread, presented by DraftKings Fantasy Sports. Check out what DraftKings has to offer this season with code Dan Because life's more fun when you're in on the action draft Kings the crown is yours

I'm gonna start off against the spread. I've been on fire and against spread lately. I'm gonna go with the heat They're gonna get off the Schneid they've lost seven in a row Are you crazy minus one and a half are you crazy? They're off the Schneid the Miami heat Lucy. What do you crazy? Minus one and a half at home. Are you crazy? Off the shnide! Off the shnide! Off the shnide! The Miami Heat. Lucy, what do you got? Tonight, Purdue will be facing Northwestern.

After Northwestern beat Purdue in Evanston, huge upset. This one is in Mackie though, so I'm taking Purdue minus 13 and a half. Against the spread! Let's go on over to Billy. I'm gonna take the Dallas Mavericks plus 13 over the Minnesota Timberwolves. I heard that Luca is the next Michael Jordan, he's on his tier, and Michael Jordan never lost any game by 13 points, and that's a fact. Jack, against the spread!

And now we'll go to Amin in the penalty box. No, wait a minute. As baby Billy, I hope. Not not as a mean as baby Billy. Can you give us something against the spray? I can't Dan libertard. I'll tell you The Denver nuggets are two point dogs. That's Steven a that's not baby Billy That's Steven a wearing and founding fathers wig You still got the Mokles? I got the Nuggets, two point dogs on the road at Oklahoma City, straight from the mountains of Colorado.

Tony. Against the spread. Against the spread, Tony, over to you. Baby Billy, that line moved, it's now Nuggets minus one and a half, so I'm gonna take the Oklahoma City Thunder plus one and a half. Against the spread. You gots, you're up. I can't believe I'm doing this I'm going against Dan's Brooklyn Nets they want to stray but I

like the Phoenix Suns they have won eight of ten they are minus three on the road I like the Phoenix Suns tonight minus three by the two and a half we saved the best for last. Go ahead. Why did you do that? You bought half a point. In case they win my three, you know, there's bio. Push, you cover. Yeah, yeah.

That's why you buy a hook. It's his thing. The magic are at the spurs. I'm going to take the magic minus five. Against the spread. Sneaky good, the magic. They are sneaky good. Look at baby Billy there.

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Really? Well, let's walk through your phone history. What kind of phone did you have? I've never had a Motorola razor. I did not have a Motorola razor. What was your first phone? Ooh. Not a Motorola razor. Telegraph machine? After that. The Motorola razor, Dan, was the one that was like really really thin that it flipped over but it was like as thin as Like a razor blade. That's why they called it the razor. What is a telegraph machine? I don't know they had one in down nabby still gots the Titanic stop has sunken stop John Jacob Aster stop is missing stop You think that was my phone you think that my first phone was the Titanic's emergency signal? This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats. The Stugats Stugats, have you ever had a reason of any kind to travel by sea plane?

A plane that lands on the ocean. You know what, one time I did, I took a small sea plane to the Atlantis from Miami. They had these sea planes that landed right in the water, they took you right up to the Atlantis, it was great. It was great. I'm flying to Bimini tomorrow, and I'm saying flying because I'm actually

co-piloting the plane. What? Because if you've been on a sea plane before, Stu, as you know, the pilot is literally right there There's no cockpit. There's no like diff like divider. It's like the plane has Seven seats and you're right behind the pilot so I'm actually copiling the plane tomorrow It is scary to fly on some of these planes that are so small that it becomes very obvious to you very quickly That if something happens to the pilot you are the copilot if he hasn't even fucked up

What do I do? Yeah, I gotta go I gotta go drive that mother-drucker some of those planes are I've done that in in Africa where it's Super a pilot when I have a scary no where I don't have a copilot I'm looking around and I'm like there's not a second person on this plane who can fly it in case of emergency Do they do just in case of an emergency Things with people like did they say to you? Hey, I know you'd be screwed here But this button to do that like no no they just say no if you look around and you don't find the co-pilot You are the co-pilot always have that in the back of your mind. You look around soon. I don't know about that guy It's gonna have to be me. I feel like you feel like you could land a plane

I can do anything put it on the pole that is the truest Like if it is going down and again the pilot hasn't even fight so I have to move him out of the way Okay, I know that up is down and down is up. That's what I know on the plane Put it on the pole, please juju at LeBatard show if you don't see the co-pilot are you the co-pilot? At lebatard show begin also put on the pole. Are you comfortable totally comfortable? Landing in a sea plane. I don't even like the smaller planes that aren't sea planes I was on a plane once where I had to walk down onto the tarmac and it like had and like walk up a plane Yeah, I'm a pluriplanet even like that, right? So a sea plane. No, thanks

There's something beautiful about landing in the water though Like you're literally like it's do you can talk to but like you're skipping on the water to the landing It's sick. I was never nervous. I had a good experience on it. I had a pilot and a co-pilot I wasn't nervous about it and it drove me right up to the Atlantis. It was it was great You actually skip like a rock when you land a little bit. Yeah, I thought it was just kind of like No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, right? Or is that just here? Like, cause they land sea planes here, right here in the Port of Miami sometimes. And they go pretty steep when they're coming in. It's a little bit scary if you don't have complete

and total faith in your pilot and you realize as you're going, if I don't see a co-pilot, I'm the co-pilot. It's fairly, make your stomach feel a little bit sick to know that. Do you assert your dominance when you get on that plane and you tell everybody, hey, I'm the co-pilot. So fairly make your stomach feel a little bit sick to know that. Do you assert your dominance when you get on that plane and you tell everybody, hey, I'm the co-pilot, if anything happens, I'm your guy?

It's a non-spoken thing, right? You look around and then you kind of make eye contact with the people and it's like, oh, this guy's a little bit too old, I don't know if he's gonna be ready, I don't know if people are gonna be ready for this, I'm gonna make myself the co-pilot, but it's also by looking around. But what if someone else is doing the same thing as you?

How do the two of you decide? If there's two co-pilots, right, you have the person who's closest to the pilot becomes automatically the co-pilot, right? So the last time I went, a couple of years ago, I sat right directly behind the pilot. So that was if he had an infacto, I would have to throw him out of the way,

and then I'd go in. Do you pick your seats on a seaplane? They're not numbered, are they? They do it by weight, by the way. So like if you weigh more than other people, you have certain places to put it. So your wife could be the co-pilot, she's sitting behind the pilot.

No, I was sitting behind the pilot though. She was sitting behind me. And this next one, you don't know that you're gonna be the co-pilot. True. Even though you have experience as co-pilot. That's the thing. I think when you have experience as co-pilot,

you automatically have that ranking of, guys, I was co-pilot before this. It's scary crammed. It is, you are, your knees are touching your chin. These are not a lot of, not a lot of room. The airline I went on actually was Chalk's airline. I am. So I had a great experience.

I just looked them up. They've closed down after a crash. Yeah, they had a crash. I didn't want to say it, but you know, yeah. Chalk's had a, I think the owner's daughter actually took a dark turn. Was on the plane. Thank you guys. I appreciate it. I didn't want to say it, but you know yeah, I think the owner's daughter actually took a dark turn Thank you guys. I appreciate it. Thank you important information to have here right at the end

Excellent work. They wish Tony was on that plane, huh? I want to circle back around on a couple of things from today's show first of all Chris Cody Would you do me the favor of playing that wrong song? show. First of all, Chris Cody, would you do me the favor of playing that wrong song? Chris Cody earlier this week argued that Justin Tucker and Patrick Mahomes were just fooling around and were playful just with the tease at the in the gamesmanship in the end zone area. But Chris Cody thought it was all in jest and they were just screwing around that my homes kept kicking the tease now after the game my homes has said a couple of things that I thought were interesting one he says he's been all over the league and it's only happened three times that a

kicker doesn't know how to share the field and all three times it's in Baltimore and as far as I can tell in the quotes he wouldn't even do the kicker the courtesy of naming him by name Because these football players simply don't respect the kickers that kicker though no kickers that kickers go into the Hall of Fame That kicker less than most because he's got his T's in the area where Patrick Holmes wanted them It's one of the silliest controversies And yet it's the biggest one between players that we have from the weekends games Mahomes and Tucker are going at each other publicly saying that they don't like each other very much because Tucker's disrespectful to the

one-yard line of Patrick Mahomes. Travis Kelsey has since called Justin Tucker, excuse my language, a f***ing dick for this move. And I can take the L here, I was wrong. And I can take the L here, I was wrong. Baby! You're wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. That E at the end is just. Baby! You're wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. That's so good, man.

Baby! A little breathy at the end. But you don't understand that sound is clearly, it's coming, it's squatting and it's underneath him and it's springing. It's coming from deep. You're wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. I don't like this. Why do you have him squatting?

Because he's got to get the thrust into the sound. What don't you like, Billy? I don't like this becoming distraction for the chiefs. They won the game. They should move on and be focused on the Super Bowl. The fact that they're still commenting about this three days later, Andy Reed's got to get a hold of this situation. If I'm Moody, who I believe is the Niners kicker, I'm thinking, oh, I'm going to get in their head before the game.

What am I going to do? It didn't work. It didn't work. That's a good point. They lost. This is like classic like I like look I don't want to be the guy that says it, but you know, I know the big three I'm really focused on basketball in the big three when they lost that championship a little bit of distraction You know what I mean like you're gonna have checked out. I already know that I'm gonna ignore Pat Riley I want to soccer game like that stuff was already happening. I'm not saying that's what's happening with the chiefs, but We're just focusing on I was wondering how you got to the

heat. I was like I'm just saying you saw it Dan. Did you see it with the heat? You saw the last finals. You saw it where it was kind of like their hearts just not in this right? Exactly right now you're getting bothered by a kicker from something that happened a game ago you're still talking about you already you won that game. Focus on the Super Bowl. Bowl focus on the prize exactly right eye on the prize should Moody like kill him with kindness and like bring him like some chocolate and flowers before the game just be like hey I know you had your and you had a thing with Justin last week yeah have a good game here's some

chocolate I don't want to beat this guy hit them with kindness would be a great Podcast National football league kicker Murders an opponent well, I guess you've already solved the crime so I'm gonna think about this perfect crime You keep working on that and your heat impersonation drop the murder weapon in your neighbor's garbage can it I'm looking I see you out there. What are you doing in front of my trash? Get out of here scram. I'm the one that did it. I flipped on it by the time I got home I put it in the trash, and I was like there's nothing wrong with that It's a trash and then I got as I got her home. I'm like someone if I see someone doing that You have to understand that all I

Visualized in the way that you told that story was you Physically the way that you're dressed throwing it in the garbage can while being caught by you Physically the way you're dressed peering out the window at you doing the thing that's wrong Both of you locking eyes with each other As a truck from 1960s coming down with a guy hanging off the back to manually throw us out, and looking through it and saying, oh, that wasn't in a bag. As Stugatz's personal sanitation crew, if it's called the sack, dispenses of his trash one single item at a time in the least efficient way possible.

The other thing I wanted to circle back around on because it has been too many hours since we heard it. Let's hear Russo go after the data freaks again. We're getting to that right here. Let's do that right now. I'm going to give the video team a chance to flip videos. Let's go Chris Russo now. What? Super Bowl. At Nose, Poor Fans fans in Michigan this ruins their year I listen I shouldn't say that because you'll probably get over it But you tell me right out you tell me right now if you are a Lions fan

You tell me right now for the next month when they get this game playing everything else the month of February What are you gonna be thinking about beating Baker Mayfield or the fuck out the night? It's done the rights My god almighty Pay attention Campbell Jesus. I mean it's just me excuse me. This is ridiculous And I know we like you Dan. You're a nice guy You represent the city of Detroit blue collar tough all we get all the nonsense But manage the game properly you have a chair

I understand it's a long field goal to 40 orders, but your kickers good You have a very you got a chance to go back up by three scores And you go for it on fourth down and then all the dopes on Twitter are backing you up that both the The data freaks who wouldn't know them body for Paul Brown Never heard out of Graham Kenny's stabiler madden wouldn't know them if they fell on them They do football via math. That's not how you do football oh My god what a loss

He means it man My god almighty. He had the lines on the money line right no doubt I want to show everyone a shirtless Patrick Mahomes here as we close this out There it is. He looks like Chris the greatest quarterback of his time Potbelly there's Bill Hader. That's a potbelly. I don't know what like that. He's just a normal human right now That's a normal-looking man. Yeah It's not a pop. I could show you it is a potbelly though. Show to us man it's not a pop I could show you it

is a potbelly though it's not a potbelly no Lucy my home's is saying yo why do they have to do me like that and he's calling it a dad bod will work out dad but they're very different that is absolutely a dad bod but that's not a potbelly dad and he is a dad Accountable family problem call 100 gambler agent eligibility restrictions apply boy boy prohibited see draftings.com for details