The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Jon Gruden Is Feelin Nicey (Feat. The Underdogs)
Episode Date: December 12, 2024Jordan Brenner and Steven Keating of The Underdogs Podcast join the show to bring their expertise in a way only they can, with an upside down zoom camera and muted microphones. Has the clock run out o...n Joe Burrow and the Cincinnati Bengals? Are the Kansas City Chiefs a mirage or can they get away with it because they have Patrick Mahomes? Will they pick even one singular bowl game this season? Also, David Samson reveals he once did their show alone. Then, it's time for the return of Juju Gotti to Thursday Thunder. Plus, Trae Young taunting the New York Knicks, Francis Ford Coppola's Megalopolis was a total flop, Adam Driver cannot drive a movie and Jon Gruden's inside out polo. What was going on there? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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I love that you guys are onboarding this way.
Jordan Brenner and Peter Keating are joining us.
It's the underdogs podcast.
Some of it's sideways.
The rest of it is straight up.
They give you underdogs wherever it is that you get your betting information.
It's not as good as these guys.
They do all the math, they're not great at Zoom,
but math, iPhone's a problem, Zoom's not great,
but Jordan Brenner, keep it like that.
No, please, I prefer, yeah.
Yeah, there we go.
That's a winner.
Keep it like it's better.
Keep it sideways, come in if you're straight.
I don't know which one is under which one is dog
I do know that one of them is now be sideways sideways. Yeah, can you I've been trying to get Peter turned around for a long time
So I'm really excited that this is happening
All right
Now I will tell everybody who's listening to this that if if you listen to God bless football
Billy Gill is 41 and 17 and it's an amazing betting streak here but these guys are really good at it they host the underdogs
podcast on the draft kings network and they are diving deep into the numbers in
a way that makes me a bit crazy because they're looking for winning in all sorts
of margins and it it sort of makes me uncomfortable how obsessive they have to
be about looking for even the smallest trends but
you guys are in the information business and so jordan i will ask you headed into
this postseason mike ryan is making a ton of futures bets on forty niners rams
and he's just looking at the bangles and saying one of these teams can get hot
and beat everybody
do you uh... either of you like that as a value proposition on an underdog bet?
No, because to win in the postseason,
first you have to get into the postseason
and the odds of any of those teams even playing
a playoff game are so low that I would rather light
hundred dollar bills on fire.
Okay, so Mike, you thought you had something there and.
Just need one of them to get hot. One of them to get hot I will get hot
I might the Bengals are five and eight five and eight is still alive. They're still alive a lot of one score unlucky
Situations there for this if you want to talk about
Unlucky teens. Yeah, dolphins are a better bet. Yeah, well, they're not my they're not my dolphins
But I guess there's a lot of positive vibes over here
for the Miami Dolphins.
And maybe you can get into that
because I like them to possibly lose
to the San Francisco 49ers in the Super Bowl.
Peter?
I'll tell you what, if it's dolphins 49ers in the Super Bowl,
I will fly you there and feed you.
That's all you'll do.
Sideways Peter, it seems like Jordan
is really hogging the ball right now.
You're trying to get in here, but he won't let you in.
Look, you're right about us being obsessive.
I'm so obsessed that I don't even worry about technology.
All I care about is underdog bets.
Look, yes, the Bengals are likely to get hot next year.
I mean, one of the things we talk about a lot
is teams that are fortunate and unfortunate.
And yeah, the Bengals have had terrible luck,
but the clock has run out on them. And yeah, the Bengals have had terrible luck, but the clock has
run out on them. I mean, come on. Yes, the Bengals are a great bet to rebound next year because teams
that fail to live up their record, fail to live up to their underlying stats, usually do a lot
better and vice versa. The worst thing a team can do or its fans or its people betting on it is take
a team that's fortunate or lucky
and assume that that's going to last. It doesn't last. The stupidest thing people say in life
and sports is, I'd rather be lucky than good. Really? No, you wouldn't. I mean luck is by
definition a surprise. It doesn't sustain. It doesn't last. It's ephemeral. Talent wins
out over the long term. So if you find underdogs that are better than they look,
those are the ones to bet on.
Dolphins are a good example.
The Bengals would be a good example,
but they just lost too many unfortunate games for too long.
Do me a favor, please.
Put him upside down.
Put Peter Keating upside down
so I can enjoy all of his analysis upside down.
Jordan Brenner, I wanna talk to him the normal way,
straight up, and I wanna bounce between the two of you. Are you believing in the Vikings? Oh great, so
that's a great point and it speaks to what we were saying about luck. So two
years ago they won an incredible number of one-score games. It was unsustainable
and we said going into the playoffs they're a ripe chance for an upset. They
lose to the Giants. By the way, Giants speak to what Peter's saying about don't confuse lucky with good we
see where they are after assuming oh we're a little further ahead in the rebuild than we thought but
last year this year we said okay the Vikings they didn't regress to the mean last year they
regressed way past the mean so they were actually one of our preseason overpicks all up here explain why but yes we believe in them
uh... look they were out for about only eighteen points last year but they were
seven and ten
also
we talk about what
can also talk about things that under great underdogs have in common is
they play high-risk high-reward they take a lot of chances for benefits
they take crazy shots.
We started, you know, we take crazy, you know, punchers chance.
You know, when you hear about somebody with a puncher's chance, the reason Mike Tyson's
– anyone thought Mike Tyson had a chance of winning at the age of 58 in his last fight
because he could still kill somebody with one punch.
You can kill somebody with one punch, you're going to be a good underdog.
A version of that crazy chance taking is if you lose your quarterback but you have
somebody who might really be good, that's an underdog to keep an eye on. That's something
that happened with the Vikings. Look, there's all kinds of luck teams bounce back from.
I mean, the Dolphins, when the Dolphins were two and six and all the rest of these crappy
teams had two wins, we said keep an eye on them. It wasn't just, right, it wasn't just
ups that they were upside down like me. It was that they had
bad injury luck. Teams were beating them on 60-yard field goals. Their pressures weren't
turning into sacks. They were due to bounce back in all kinds of ways.
Look, these guys have chemistry. You should listen to underdogs on the DraftKings network.
They do have chemistry. I don't know how long you guys have been working together, but I don't think that Peter can be made happier by anything in the present media sphere than you
giving serious analysis upside down. He is radiant right now watching you give your serious underdog
analysis while... Look at him. Look at him. Well. That's because when I nod, what he likes is when I nod,
yes or no, and it doesn't matter if you're upside down.
All I am is his yes man, if I'm nodding,
it still looks like I'm saying yes,
even if I'm pointed the wrong way.
Dan, the answer for how long we've been working together
is to remember that little cartoon drawing of you
in ESPN the magazine, that's how long
we've been working together.
It's too long is the answer.
What's interesting in the upside down background,
we keep spinning it around and it just makes the frame
picture of Odell Beckham Jr's catch look more routine.
And it actually was.
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You guys dive deep into the numbers.
So the Kansas City Chiefs are what kind of mirage?
Oh, come on. This one.
It's not an insult to Patrick Mahomes or Travis Kelsey
to point out that they win by like point six tenths of a point per game.
I mean, Dan, you know this, you talk about this,
how people search for meaning in everything in life
and have to attribute things to people,
to players, characters, or there has to be a reason.
There doesn't have to be a reason.
They're lucky.
They've won a bunch of games by close margins.
Okay, but that's just not gonna last.
They're likely to get hit in the face pretty bad
by a really good team in the playoffs. I mean, that's just not going to last. They're likely to get hit in the face pretty bad by a really good team in the playoffs.
I mean, that's my opinion.
We have to stop saying, well, they're clutch, or we have to stop saying there's a conspiracy
to make them win.
What they're doing is not sustainable.
I agree.
Look, they've outscored teams by 56 points and they're 12 and 1.
The Detroit Lions have outscored teams by 183 points and they're 12 and 1.
Those two things are not equal.
And yeah, if you're looking
for an underdog shot in the playoffs maybe pick against the Chiefs in their first game. I'm with
you. 12 and 1 and 12 and 1 are exactly equal. That sounds like some Miami Marlins logic there, David.
Come on. It feels like a pot shot. All right, one of my agendas on this show has been the entire
college football season saying the the ACC is underrated.
And I look at these lines in the college football playoff
and I see some value there.
Is this just confirmation that the ACC is not that good
or can there be some winning here with these ACC teams?
We like SMU as a feisty underdog more than Clemson
for a variety of reasons,
but largely starting with sort of the unpredictable
outcome style of play.
Look, we've been studying,
we cut our teeth on college basketball upsets, right?
And like Peter mentioned,
one of the things you look for is teams
that have bouncy results,
that play high risk, high reward strategies,
that don't do conventional things.
And we're seeing some of that in SMU, right Peter?
Peter, he's gone.
Upside down Peter left.
Oh my God, I finally got rid of him.
Okay, Jordan, can you help me look?
Can you go upside down?
This makes David Sampson a little bit crazy, okay?
And you help me walk David Sampson through this
because he's very much about order,
about being on time and everything else.
For your friend to arrive here upside down
and then disconnect because he doesn't know
how to use his technology is making David Sampson
a little bit crazy.
See, it's making me incredibly happy
because when he can't figure out,
and I call him grandpa when various technology things
are happening, like now it's happening on the big stage
and I'm sharing all my frustration
on a weekly basis with you guys. You have no idea the joy this is bringing me right
now.
I did their show and he couldn't even show up. I had to do it alone because-
Wait, you did their show alone?
Yes, because there was a technology issue.
I like him just doing underdogs. Hey, David Samson, it's underdogs.
It is so great.
I want this to become the biggest gambling podcast in America with somebody giving you
great information.
They just don't know how to do it right side up.
They keep it to themselves.
All the underdogs, all the best information kept to themselves.
These guys actually give you very good numerical logic.
It feels almost empirical what they're doing.
They're finding value in mining a bunch of numbers for gold.
So I don't know if you're doing basketball.
You mentioned SMU is an underdog.
What is the greatest value in sports this week?
What are some of the places you got?
Well, if I had Peter showing up right side up,
he's ready.
Go ahead, Peter.
Plus 1,000.
And no.
Man, look, I think you mentioned the college football playoff.
What's interesting is all those spreads
are a touchdown or more, right?
So you're getting value in any of them.
The problem is the way the system is set up right now,
it is not exactly good to be an underdog right now.
We're seeing this incredible lack of balance
between the conferences,
and it's just setting us up to a situation where
I don't really like any of the four teams,
but we always say in the NCAA tournament,
if you like the 12 seed to beat the five seed,
we'll take them to beat the four in the next round too.
So you've got the situations now where a team like SMU,
if they win their first game, well then okay,
might as well take them to beat Boise State, right?
And suddenly they're in the semifinals.
So there's your value, taking them,
I can't even look at this straight.
I can't.
I can't tell if he's upset because his frown is upside down.
Jessica, you say that bowl season starts Saturday.
Surely you want some gambling advice from these men.
I mean, if I needed it, which I don't,
but hypothetically if I needed it,
because I wasn't already a bowl season expert, Dan,
what do you make of trying to put bets on bowl season
when there are dozens of opt-outs of every game,
coaches changing minute by minute
and sort of like the incentive to winning the games has slightly diminished since the
playoffs started.
Yeah, look, I'm not a tout and we're not specifically a gambling show, right?
We talk about why unlikely things happen in sports.
Gambling is a piece of that.
I do not bet on college.
For every reason you just said, Jessica, I do not bet on college. For every reason you just said, Jessica,
I do not bet on college football ballgames,
which I look is basically glorified exhibitions
at this point.
So no, will I bet on the Tony Awards?
Perhaps, but not that.
Are you guys doing the Oscar show?
You and Edmund Burke, are you doing the Oscar show again?
It's under negotiation.
Okay, Jordan Brenner and-
It's one of my favorite things
when you try to do that on the air naturally.
Jordan Brenner and Peter Keating are the underdogs
and David Sampson is in negotiations with Adnan Virk.
We are gonna do it.
There I said it, Dan Luttard.
You got it out of him.
That's aggressive.
Thank you, I appreciate that.
When you said Tony Awards, I almost looked at Tony
and was like, oh-
We are doing a Tony show live for the Tony Awards.
Yeah, we could do that. You should do a Tony Award, you should do said Tony Awards, I almost looked at Tony and was like, oh. We are doing a Tony show live for the Tony Awards. Yeah, we could do that.
You should do a Tony, you should do the Tony Awards
and then just make it different ridiculous awards.
This isn't about us though, this is about the underdogs.
We did a Tony show, it was fantastic.
Give me one bowl game that I can bet on, just one.
The bet on the playoff games.
I'm not, literally, I have not looked at the bowl schedule.
Celebration Bowl, Jackson State, Saturday?
Less, I know Duke's playing Ole Miss, that'sation ball, Jackson State, Saturday? Less.
I know Duke's playing Ole Miss, that's about it.
Best gambling show in the country.
Here is right side up, Peter.
It's not a gambling show.
They're just good at diving into the numbers
and giving you the underdog.
They have, Jordan, what would you say
is the greatest example of you guys knowing what you do?
If I'm sitting here selling to people
that you guys are good at this that you've been mining numbers for twenty
years that you're looking for advantages in the smallest of margins how would you
to go about proving to people that you're good at this
well there's this little thing called march madness that we've been doing for
twenty years at the s p and it was called giant killers now we do it on our
show and at the athletic as bracket breakers. And we have found trends in upsets
and NCAA tournament games that have lasted
the test of time.
Okay, did you like Oakland over Kentucky last year?
Because we nailed that.
15s over twos, 12s over fives,
we've been getting those for a year
because we found patterns in the type of teams
that come up with upsets
and the type of teams that are vulnerable.
We're looking at you Purdue, Virginia. Styles of play matter,
strategies matter, and it's been fun. We got to talk about, we did a panel on this
at Sloan once. It was fun. We talked about with underdogs from a
variety of fields and the lessons we learned in college basketball, again big
crazy math things like three points is worth
more than two points and taking the ball away from your opponent actually matters
because they don't get a shot up, but those lessons really really hold true
when you talk to people in a variety of sports. Again, doing something that is
unconventional gives you a puncher's chance against a superior opponent and
find your example, it's there.
Peter?
He's muted
Thank you that is underdogs It is the Underdogs podcast.
It is right here on the DraftKings network.
There we go.
There we go.
I was thinking,
Peter!
But on our own show,
we have audio and right side up pictures.
So you have to tune in to find it.
Peter, your answer seemed like it was so good.
If it hadn't been muted,
what would it have sounded like?
I was gonna say we've been around so long,
our original role models were Stadler and Waldorf
from The Muppet Show, you know, the guy in the back.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Guys, see you later.
We were done with all you, see you later.
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We've got again, because four leg parles work so well.
We're back on the four leg parlay ski,
starting with the Thursday night game tonight.
Why did you make it Polish or Russian?
What did you, why did you add a ski there?
No, it's just what we do.
Why do you seize on it when he does it?
Juju does that all the time.
A four team parlay, well, because these are hard to,
these are hard to convert.
Very difficult.
Some saying for this show impossible.
Well, last week you had Laporta.
I love betting tight ends.
So you just bet Laporta in two legs of the parlay.
You got that.
We got three of the four legs, which we do routinely.
Just like we did a couple of times ago.
If you want to bet these single, you're doing all right.
That's not what we're doing. We're like all four of them we're do first like
squeaky wheel situation going on right now
Debo Samuel over four and a half reception what does the dude damn it gets
the ah gets the grease yes that's right all right no squeaky wheel needed for
the second leg of the parlay.
Puka Nikua over 7 and 1 half receptions.
He's good.
Man, is he good.
It looks like he's running in slow motion,
but then he's always open.
Where were he and Cooper Cup drafted?
What were their prospects in terms of making the measurements?
Because I really don't understand
how that team has been able to go straight from Cooper cups.
Going to get the 2000 yard season to Pook is going to be just as the same kind
of unstoppable. I don't understand it.
Yeah. Famously low third leg of the parlay. I'm going to get for,
get that for you in a second. Third leg of the parlay.
We're going over to the basketball side of things.
Toronto Raptors versus your Miami heat today over nine and a half points for scary Terry
He's gonna be traded
He's gonna be trade him fighting with Bam over the rebound because he was one rebound short
Oh Cooper cut not that low third round. No BYU star
Pukin Akua fifth round
177th there. How's that possible?
Scouting over there.
No, well, is it good scouting or is it that the Rams know
some things about-
Missed him four times.
About a system that might explain how it is
that those guys work well with their guy.
Or David, if you look at it, four other times,
they were like, ah, you know what?
Nobody's going to pick them again and again and again
and again, fifth round, bam, you get it.
All right, last leg of the parlay.
We're going back to Thursday Night Football.
Joann Jennings.
He's a really good player, yeah.
Joann Jennings, over 40 yards received.
So squeaky wheel game for Debo Samuel over four and a half.
Receptions, Puka Nakua over seven and a half.
Receptions.
Scary Terry over nine and a half receptions.
I was waiting for the lightning bolt.
Not receptions, points.
Yeah, excuse me, points.
That would have been crazy to have Terry over nine and a half.
It seems like we're in a contract here
and you gotta get the difference between points
and everything else correct.
Yeah, but you know, you know.
Jawan Jennings over 40, regardless.
Thank you.
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There's value there in his individual products.
Can we talk about something that happened last night? I don't know if you guys were entertained by the in-season tournament. I am
somebody who doesn't want to be cynical if you want to give me more stakes and want to invent
different changes to make something more interesting. Baseball's certainly done that successfully and basketball is trying to keep up.
baseball's certainly done that successfully and basketball is trying to keep up. So they have only tournament games last night and what happens last night is to me Trey
Young introduces himself back to Madison Square Garden to New York and to America last night.
It feels like he's been gone for a year and a half.
It feels like since we watched him knocked off, knock off this city in the playoffs that he then went right to the bottom of the standings could have
been available to anyone if you wanted to trade for him as somebody who's
gonna shoot from 40 feet and then last night Madison Square Garden in a sign of
disrespect in the realm of flag planting at Melanie court while making fun of New York, New York that hates him,
New York that he enjoys playing against and enjoys beating and beating there, he pantomimes
that he's rolling dice on their court because he's at home and...
Well no, because they're going to Vegas.
And he is, yes.
That's why.
Yeah, because they're going to Vegas, but also he's making fun of New York
at the symbolic center of New York
because he enjoys knocking off the Knicks.
I love villains.
Before the final whistle too,
like this is during the game as he's milking the clock,
like he is taunting them at center court,
reminding everybody, keep in mind,
this is a guy that appeared when SmackDown
was in Madison Square Garden.
He appeared as a heel, had a whole Titan Tron entrance
and everything just to absorb the booze.
It's the only NBA game this season that I've tuned in for
start to finish because I wanted to see this spectacle
and he delivered.
You know in Vegas you don't have to bend over that much
to roll the dice.
I think there's a white guy situation happening
with David. There's a white guy situation.
There's two Americas when it comes to the dice. It's no, I know. But in Vegas, it's
the crap stable. No, I know. I wasn't doing the Vegas. That's not a white guy thing. That's
West Side Story. That's guys and dolls. You illuminated me to the fact that he might be
doing a Vegas thing. I thought he was doing a New York thing. I'm going to be a white
guy with David. I think he was implying we're on our way to Vegas. I'm with you. The dice that you guys are talking about
is usually on the ground,
but he's trying to say Vegas there,
but he's doing it.
But that was a New York posture.
Maybe he was trying to say both.
Wow, it's that meta.
So that is a white guy thing.
It didn't even occur to me
that it was anything other than celebrating going to Vegas.
I don't think he cares about going to Vegas.
That was clearly-
That's literally what they just passed their ticket for.
Street gambling.
He was throwing dice on the side of the road, I don't think he cares about going to Vegas. That was clearly literally what they just passed their ticket for street gambling
Yeah throwing dice on the side of the road
But I love that what David did to show you that he was not the white guy is go not just West Side Story
But also guys and dolls to Broadway shows
He didn't go act he didn't go just I deny I deny what you're saying about me. I'm not that white
Here are two things that show how gangster I am
Westside story and guys and dolls when people fight and also sing and dance
I got the horse right here. His name is Paul Revere. It's
Unbelievable you for tin horns. I thought that was BC boys
Unbelievable. Fugue for tin horns.
I thought that was Beastie Boys.
He should have done.
White guys.
Whoa, what, what, what, what, what?
Britney Spears' dance from her Vegas residency.
The work bitch dance, you know, like the little.
I can't, that's like the vogue.
I always try to do the vogue and I can't quite do it.
I have no rhythm.
It's pretty simple.
You always try to do the vogue?
Yeah, I always have tried to be that
after the material girl video. So I try to do that and it just doesn't work. I'm just sitting here. Yeah, I always have tried to be that after the material girl video.
So I try to do that and it just doesn't work.
I'm just sitting here.
No, it's working.
It's not working.
Nothing that David is doing right now is working.
I did not have West Side Story and Guys and Dolls
as a defense coming up to prove you were less white.
Well, there's a lot of Puerto Ricans in West Side Story.
I don't view West Side Story as a white guy.
No, it's just brought, it's just brought,
it's just all, it's the cultural references
that is where you're showing your ass.
It was nominated for best picture a couple years ago.
Steven Spielberg.
Yeah, what'd you think about the remake?
Terrible.
I didn't need it.
Absolutely not necessary.
It's worse than Christian Bale
Can you guys walk me through something that I've been interested about for years now?
I don't know how long Francis Ford Coppola has been trying to make
Mecalopolis, okay
but the reviews that is getting are so bad that it will be an eternal bust and I don't know how much money he paid because
He insisted on making this movie himself and it's a crazy gamble to make these things
yourself and so I don't know how many tens of millions of dollars one of the
great filmmakers of our time has spent in his 80s to have his career punctuation
be something that is an eternal and echoing expensive flop what are you
guys laughing about I wanted to lock eyes,
because I know I could tell
if someone was scanning the room to lock eyes with somebody,
he was looking for someone
who also watched Megaflopolis.
I needed anybody.
I also watched it.
So you didn't,
but you're doing this from a vantage point
of not having seen it.
The vantage point I have is not only that I haven't seen it,
it's the following.
I've been waiting for this movie for a long time.
I've been wondering what does Francis Ford Coppola
wanna make so badly that he'll make it with his own money
and can't get anyone to make it for him?
And the words that I have heard about the movie since then
have made me not want to watch it
because everyone hates it so much.
Oh, you must watch it.
You must. You owe it to him to watch it because everyone hates it so much. You must watch it. You must.
You owe it to him to watch it because of his career.
And Kevin Costner just did the same thing with Horizon.
So it's not entirely uncommon to do a passion project.
Steven Spielberg spent a ton of money
on passion project involving the Holocaust.
Not uncommon for someone like Francis Ford Coppola
to be legacy fishing right now for himself.
So I did not have the same reaction to you at all.
And I am disappointed that you would react that way.
Well, I disappointed.
It's disrespectful to him.
No, here, look, you say it's disrespectful.
So is Godfather 3.
You say it's disrespectful to him.
Or so.
But it has been such a bad reaction from everybody.
I'm not hearing anyone say this is a worthy movie of
this man's talent and so they've killed it for me before I've even gotten
started and I haven't had that happen a whole lot to me where word of mouth
kills my enthusiasm for something that quickly. He should have just been the
head coach of the North Carolina Tar Heels instead. That got my curiosity
stimulated this morning but you're you're talking about an 80-year-old guy,
and I know the Costner story.
Costner has lost a lot of money because he's
Western-obsessed, and he thought that Yellowstone, he
was going to parlay that into Frontier, and it was terrible.
Horizon.
Horizon, excuse me.
And it was terrible.
It wasn't terrible.
Well, it got.
Did you see it?
No, I have not.
So what are you talking about? Chase, I have not. No, I'm
talking about. Jason, just go back to baseball. I think what he's saying is no one saw it.
It got terrible reviews and it flopped at the box office as well and so has Megalopolis.
But in the case of Costner, I'm not expecting what I expect from Francis Ford Coppola. How long has
he been wanting to make this movie and how much of his own money did he pour into this
because it's a different money that he has
versus what Kevin Costner has?
Costner came out and said,
I want to say the number was around over $50 million
and the rumor is with Coppola that it's higher than that.
But there may be a difference
because Costner has a chance to make it back
because it's a series of Horizon movies,
though they did delay Horizon 2,
but he's filming Horizon 3 and 4.
Coppola just got it done in one movie.
Yeah, so we watched Michaelopolis
and I think the bummer, because it's really ambitious
and it's an impossible, it's a lot like Dune,
how do you put this on film?
It's difficult to make.
And I think the thing standing in its way was a guy that wanted to make it the most
because I watched it and I'm like, this is not well-made.
This is like, there are, he wanted this take?
Really?
It's all awkward.
Everyone's got that like, you know how there's like a unique accent to movies made about like Odysseus
and Troy, like Brad Pitt talks like,
now you know who you're fighting.
And you're like, what is that accent?
Is that English?
What is this supposed to be?
Everyone has kind of like that accent and delivery.
It could just be an Adam Driver thing.
I think we've got to start looking at Adam Driver
when he stars in a movie that doesn't go well at all.
Marriage story?
Okay, he co-starred in that one.
When he's carrying a movie,
Girls?
When he's carrying something,
it ain't working out for him.
House of Gucci, same thing.
House of Gucci is one of the worst films I've ever seen.
And like, this was so bad.
You are questioning publicly Adam Driver's leading man credentials.
I'm saying there's a track record there
that would make you concerned.
I believe him to be a talent.
Did you see Ferrari?
I did not.
I'm getting to that one though.
That'd be a good data point to have.
Yes, it would be.
But it also didn't do well in the box office.
And like, if you put Adam Driver
as the star of your film,
it more than likely flops.
I'm just saying, this is a track record.
This is not a matter of opinion. I'm just pointing you to the facts of your film, it more than likely flops. I'm just saying, this is a track record, this is not a matter of opinion.
I'm just pointing you to the facts.
So I watched it.
More like Adam Passenger.
And I wanted to really hate it the entire time.
Get out!
He's right about that though, he's right.
I watched it the entire time.
We're proud of that.
And I'm like, I'm not gonna be the guy
that turns around on this film.
This is a bad movie, This is not even funny bad.
This is dreadful.
And the entire, I'm like, all right, Mike, checking in.
Are you going to be snarky about it?
Or are you going to hold the line?
Hold the line.
90 minutes roll around.
Hold the line.
This is bad.
Final act, this is genius.
This is one of the best bad movies I've ever seen.
Because it's so audacious, so ambitious,
so over the top, so overwritten, so over acted,
so over directed that I came out saying,
wow, that was a great time.
I was also on 20 milligrams.
Oh.
I was watching that Zone Cold Sober, are you kidding me?
Well, let me understand something here.
Tony, can you tell me? Well, let me understand something here Tony
Can you tell me please how much money?
Francis Ford Coppola put into his own movie to about 120 million dollars
Obviously some other things that were brought in but about that amount
Can you also tell me how long Francis Ford Coppola wanted to make this movie?
He started developing it in 1983
to make this movie. He started developing it in 1983.
So now I want to ask you guys when it comes to legacy, because we were
talking about this the other day and I was saying, man, Odell Beckham, he's got to be
embarrassed by that one catch one yard on the Dolphins just given who he's been.
When I present to you this information, Francis Ford Coppola has been wanting to
make something for 40 years, he gets to the end of his life and it cost him
120 million dollars. His heirs. to make something for 40 years, that he gets to the end of his life and it costs him $120 million.
His heirs.
My God, it must hurt to have it received this way.
You're shaking your head.
It doesn't hurt.
He did it, he didn't do it for you.
He didn't do it for the reviews.
He didn't do it for the return.
He did it because this was his life project.
40 years, he can put a bow on his career in his mind.
He's not focused on your show and what you're saying about it
It might actually kind of be like the Belichick thing in that he's already got the greatest of all time
You can't take it away from him
So what if his career ends with like something that I'm laughing at on my couch at like 11 o'clock at night in 20 milligrams
He's still he has like two of the greatest films ever that he can point to, and no one's ever gonna
take that away from him.
And all his friends probably tell him it's awesome.
They're like, you did a great job, great movie, we love it.
I'm not sure he thinks it's awesome.
It was very self-indulgent, but he could turn to me
in a very dramatic Adam Driver type voice and say,
am I not entitled that?
You are really taking out that gangly
Ichabod Crane Adam Driver. You are just crushing him.
I did not crush him as hard as you did.
Can you guys get for me the video of John Gruden and just in general can we talk finally about the fact that Barstool has resuscitated John Gruden's career that's got some crappy stuff in it that probably
shouldn't be resuscitated, but John Gruden is a cartoon character, really loves football,
loves talking about football, and John Gruden has made his way to Barstool in a way that
I've seen in the eating area here.
You guys have arguments about the fact that, yeah, that's fun for a week, but once John
Gruden's doing that all around the offices for a month, a lot of you have like, that's fun for a week. But once John Gruden's doing that all around the offices
for a month, a lot of you have like,
that's gonna get annoying.
I think one person said that.
One person said that.
And we didn't like that.
We're a line.
We're a line.
We're football guys.
We're Gruden grinders.
Exactly right.
Look, it's a lot like OJ Simpson doing Twitter videos.
Do I feel some kind of way about it?
Yes. Sure.
Am I still gonna watch it
because of the open hello Twitter world?
Yes, I'm going to, occasionally.
You're not fascinated, OJ Simpson has.
Who's feeling nicey?
He's feeling, like John Gruden's feeling nicey.
I'm in.
Who?
So in this one still, it was a video that he put out
because last weekend was a Gruden Bowl, Raiders versus Bucks.
And so, you know, he's caught in between it.
He has a famous Raider fan there and he's talking,
he's doing his Gruden face.
Do you notice anything about this photo,
this still image?
Shirt's inside out.
His polo shirt is inside out.
A polo shirt inside out, like I can excuse,
I can excuse a t-shirt inside out.
That's happened.
The polo shirt?
The collar, like the polo shirt.
The buttons are inside.
The buttons are inside. The buttons are inside.
The patch is on the outside.
Mike, you're right to be indignant about this.
I don't feel qualified to criticize it
as someone who once went to the zoo
wearing my mother's too tight blouse without knowing it
because I'd pulled it out of the dry cleaner.
Yeah, you did that.
If Rudin got offered 50 for five,
he'd leave Barstool pretty quickly, Dan.
He is not making the money in media
that Bill Belichick is.
I don't know why you think that Bill Belichick
isn't making or wasn't making a lot of money in media.
I don't think you were paying attention
to the number of job opportunities
that Bill Belichick was partaking in,
and I also don't think that you're paying attention
to the number of, the amount of money
that Manning Kast and McAfee's
and all these people are throwing around
to get into this game.
He's making more at UNC.
Do you think it was done on purpose
because of how people would talk about it,
like that's pretty insane, he has a polo shirt inside out,
or did he have it inside out the entire day
and no one told him?
Was it done in haste?
Yes. Was his shirt off right before the picture was taken?
That's what we're trying to figure out.
The internet is filled with wild speculation here
as to what kind of scenario.
Reckless you could.
What a great sentence, was it done in haste?
What are you suggesting was happening?
That's actually the writing that's in Megalopolis.
Was it done in haste?
Like, what do you, he was shirtless scrambling
right before the photograph was taken.
Whoa, let me put this on.
So it popped on my radar, and I gotta be honest,
the take that was attached to this video
was already leading the jury.
It was.
Like, did this guy just put on his shirt
in a rush to film a selfie video?
Because that's the only way like you can have you can go throughout the day with an inside out polo.
So wait a minute do I have it straight that once you guys are asking the question was it done in
haste are you now intimating that John Gruden and a very famous Raider fan.
The most famous Raider fan.
I'm not doing anything.
I'm just directing you to the internet.
We don't know with who.
We know with who.
Whoop!
You don't.
With whoop!
You are saying Dun and Haste
and then that he is scrambling to put a shirt on Inside Out
and let me see it again here.
Are you guys alleging that he is radiant and postcoital? And then further alleging,
further alleging that the only passion shared,
the only passion shared between these two people
are about perhaps Raider football or just Gruden football.
But it's just football passion that's being shared here.
But for some reason,
a pink and bloated John Gruden had to in haste
put on a polo shirt backwards because something breathless might have happened being shared here, but for some reason, a pink and bloated John Gruden had to, in haste,
put on a polo shirt backwards because something
breathless might have happened beyond conversation.
Look, I'm not attaching a take to this,
but that does not look to me like a wardrobe
that was done while someone was taking their time.
Thoughtfully, yeah.
Yeah, that was not like, okay, let me get my fit on
in front of everything, good.
Can I get some opinions from the room? Roy, can get a vote here? Are you voting? Yes or no?
John Gruden put that shirt on in haste. Yes. All right and in haste because he was shirtless moments before
Yes, because he was doing what you're trying to get him to save that thing
I think don't let him see it. Just put it on the the chat is saying
The chat is saying he had sex before the show,
before doing that video, which is really unfair
with respect to all parties involved.
But that is one of the hypothetical scenarios
that you can concoct when you ask yourself,
why is this person wearing a polo inside out?
I think he could have been tanning,
which is why he's got the face that looks sunburned.
No, he's always pink.
He always looks like that.
Maybe he's just an idiot.
Yes.
The shirt they had on before was worse
than the shirt they had on.
What would give you that impression, Jessica?
I don't know, like his 61 year life.
It's feeling nicey.
What would indicate to you that a great champion here
would be an idiot throwing on a shirt
from the laundry that he got inside out because he's probably been a frat boy for 40 years.
You think he's just crunching film shirtless and he's like, oh, goddamn, man, gotta grab
the shirt from the chair that's clothes that are too dirty to hang up but too clean to
put on the hamper.
Howdy folks, it's Mike. that's clothes that are too dirty to hang up but too clean to put on the hamper.
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