The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Lucy's Rizz Quiz

Episode Date: December 19, 2023

Dan is flabbergasted to have finally seen someone who is a bigger liar than Stugotz. Then, Lucy has a new game called the "Rizz Quiz" where she tests Dan, Greg, and Stugotz's knowledge on terms used by young people, and it goes exactly how you'd expect. Plus, Greg and Stu torch the Lakers for their In-Season Tournament banner, Monday Night Football gave us some QB sound from Jalen Hurts that was actually useful for once, and there's a LOT happening in College Football bowl season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Don Levertar Show with the Stugots Podcast. Today's episode of the Dan Levertar Show with Stugots is brought to you by Palleton party on a bike or Rower or treadmill or app or walk or weight room or anywhere Palleton and they say that you know the assistant commissioner of vice assistant vice president whoever it is used to be Troy the Cori Benson. Yeah, I don't know who it is now. It's always a former player. Is it R onion? It could be I think it's John R onion, but they keep track of all that it is john runny and they explain in a letter to the guy you're being penalized this much

because you've had previous offenses here here and there they quantify it all you did hear that we stopped talking about thirty seconds ago right now i heard the horn you know i heard but it was so good that we just re-racked and started a copy again. We just got close to your body. We're in a bank up again. We're in a bank up, if we're 94% of it.

If you were a sore loser about today, we probably would have just stopped it then, but you've been so admirable and defeat that I wanted to throw you a bone. We have an update. Roy, you know, he's getting compliments from everywhere around the company. So Roy in the Slack just said,

thank you for all the compliments. Here's the recipe. And he attached a website link, which means it's not his recipe. It's from a website. I never said it was my recipe. I feel like that takes a little way. He's like Rick Rubin.

He samples and he just punches things up and makes it better. Roy, just say thank you next time. I mean, bye. Take the victory. Roy, just take credit for somebody else's work for Crinnell out. Speaking of lying, I want to get to a Netflix documentary, a song called Bad Surgeon.

It was three episodes and I spent the entire time with my mouth hanging open because I met a liar bigger than Stugatts. What? Wow. It's the first time I've ever seen it. And for me, the lies compound so much that it does feel to me while I'm watching it, like water is rising in a room when you're lying to your fiance about how the pope is going to marry you and the wedding date is approaching. And you have not yet secured the pope.

That discomfort for me is something out of my nightmares. To be- Wait, the Pope can't marry. He does marry some people ceremonially, but- Oh, be married by, I thought he was like, hey, not marrying the Pope. He's gonna be Mrs. Pope, as if he was gonna marry that.

Okay, my bad. I was stunned to watch a movie or a documentary about a surgeon and find out that he was replacing windpipes with plastic windpipes and was doing so without having tested it on animals. So people, human beings, started dying and rotting from the inside, and this person was not only getting away with it, he was being celebrated as a world-renowned doctor who didn't feel like he was world-renowned enough, so he made up an assortment of lies to his wife and others about how Barack Obama and Bill Clinton was going to come to their wedding and that the

Pope was going to be the one marrying them. And I just I was watching the whole thing thinking to myself outside of Stugans. I'd never met anyone who lied with this sort of proficiency, but to have, it made me wonder how Stugant feels when the walls start closing in on you. When your wife is like, hey, that's what I thrived in. The weddings in a week. Wait, I'm up against it,

and I tell my wife, the Pope is gonna marry us. That's what I thrive when the pressure is on. All right, well, I don't want to spoil too much of me All right, well, I don't want to spoil too much of this, but I feel like you thrive the way this guy thrive, that when he was confronted with his fiance, he's changed his story from, I am a surgeon you are marrying, and I, and he made it, I'm a CIA contract at Sniper,

I couldn't tell anybody about this. If anyone's gonna get Mike Francesca to marry me and my wife, it's me. I mean, come on. It really did make me think of Stugatz though. I'm not making that up. Yeah, you're good. And in that it seems like you at all.

Yeah. For the walls to be closing in on you on something and everyone seeing that you're not telling the truth about something in matters of import. Like you're the comparison point. Like you're the Michael Jordan of lying. Every no matter what we watch. Guys. It's going to be the compliments. Lucy, are you ready to play a new game that we are debuting right now today? Lucy is the moderator and Lucy, Greg Cody, is gonna make you feel old, I think.

You fancy yourself, someone who is very good with words. You are very good with words. You know more definitions of words than just about anyone that I know, but Lucy thinks she can stump you. Okay. I actually think I can stump all three of you. I'm kidding.

Dan thinks he's skating from this. You've read last once today. I'm not going to make him do it again. So you do have to help him. Thank you. So the Oxford Dictionary declared Riz as their word of the year. So I put together a list of TikTok words, which Riz is one of them, and you guys are going gonna guess what they mean.

What is the definition of Riz? Start there. That's what you're saying. Not a great start. Not great. You have to guess. I know, thank you, but what's the definition? Stugots close your laptop. You're not on freak.

On fleek. No. I am very much on freak. You see me in those comments. Stugots you said close your laptop. Close your laptop. What? Or at least like, I don't want you to cheat It's all the SBM dot-kyle. I'm watching your hands. We're good. I'm ready

All right, put your phone down please All right, what do you guys think the definition of Riz is? I'm on record is asking so it's clear how to give a guess. I don't know. Can you use it in a sentence? He has a lot of riz. Alright, I'm going to say it's synonymous with sauce. Like he's got a lot of, you know, he's cool. I would say self confidence. Tasha. Alright, I think that was solid. Riz is short for charisma. So it's like if a guy has a lot of riz, that means he's got a lot of charisma and it's usually in like a flirty connotation.

Okay. Who has the most Riz in this room? I'm not gonna answer that question. Okay, all right, can you do that? I asked the question. Who won, but who won that? Who can't close with me? You all got it?

You all won. My job. Nothing at all lost. All right. What is OOTD? OOTD. You, OOTD. You mean the acronym, right? Yeah. That's a good filibuster by you, asking a follow-up question.

Yes. Oh, OOTD. I'm going to say overtime drive. I'm going to say something that is that somebody's got a lot of will and is is somebody who works a lot past their fatigue. You forgot the second oh so that's very wrong. I love it when I'm very wrong. Oh boy. Well the musical carrier. I have no idea. I don't even know. No you have to give me a guess. You're making this not as fun as it should be. Insecurity. That's what I'm going with. Okay.

It seems for outfit of the day. Oh. So great job, guys. Oh, a outfit of the day. Chris Cody, why are you discussing? I was trying to get my dad something that would be funny there. He waved you off on everything you could hear.

You guys need faster guesses, right? Outfit of the day. Yeah, oh, TT. Who close clothing and outfit? My mother used to do that. Right. No, outfit. T. And who close clothing and outfit? My mother used to do that. No, outfit of the day is very nice. That's a nice outfit. She used to say to me, I'm like, what? Now, the kids just call it a fit. That is. Yeah, they do actually. Really? All right. Next one is Chuggi. Oh, I should know this. I'm going to say it's in the branch of the Changa family that somebody if somebody is Chugi

They are somebody who is ethnically representative of Something, dude, what did you just write down? Chugi I think it's how to spell it. I think it's oh oh GIE It's it's something that tastes really good like that is Chugi. All right, do what's your guess? It means it's something that's really cool I always turkey is really all of you are very wrong. It means something that's cringy Okay, I'm sorry you're the you're the coolest we're we are ramping chugi people are bad Dan chugi is actually kind of Chughi now so people don't

use that term anymore but just for the game so please don't say that sorry that my OOTD isn't quite reasoned up for you asshole don't know how to use these all right next one is BFFR I'm gonna say best friends forever it It's good guess but no. Oh, you stole my thunder. Best friends forever in reverse. Okay Former best friends do run the James don't think it about it. I'm watching. What is it BFF what BFF R? BFF R I don't like you. It stands for B-F-F-R-L. Wow.

Wow. I use that one a lot actually. Alright. Next one. I hate our music. Get into the spirit, Dan. Feel young. Enjoy the music.

You're doing really bad right now. That's for everyone. Give us a big hand. It's not a great guess. That's a really good guess for everyone. That's for everyone. I like that one the best. Right, ready?

No crumbs. Nice bridges. No crumbs. No crumbs. That means you've cleaned up after you've done something. You've left the area with no clues. You've covered your bases. I like that, guess.

I think it means no gossip. I don't want to hear any crumbs about me. No, all right, Stu, you are the best one. So if you say she ate and left no crumbs, I mean, she like crushed it. She absolutely killed it. So a point for crumbs, I mean, she like crushed it. She absolutely killed it. So a point for stew, I believe that's our first

of the part for the first. One, two, three. The part for the first. Oh, I'm Chuki. Oh, that's great. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. That's not the way that goes. The next one is if someone says, I'm an accountant.

How many different game show music have we used to? I'm an accountant. This is a good one though. I'm an accountant. That means that you're... I like this being a trick question, and just you're an accountant. And all it means, that's right.

You work in finance. I'm going to guess that this is someone who is meticulous. Nope. Whoa. Whoa. Knows who is meticulous. Nope. Whoa. Whoa. Knows how to save money. OK. Greg?

I take it literally. If somebody tells me they're in a count, I think that they actually are in a count. It's fair enough. If someone on TikTok tells you they're in a count mean theory, sex worker of some sort. Put it on the poll, please, due to at Levitage Show. Did you know an accountant on TikTok was a sex worker of some sort. Put it on the pole please, due to at Levitade show. Did you know an accountant on TikTok was a sex worker of some sort? Congrats on that, knowing that guys.

Alright, that's on period sis. It happens every 30 minutes. Nope, nope, nope. Damn. Say it again. That's on period, sis. That's on period. On point. Is that our final guess? Greg, we love when you stared us for five seconds before. Oh, that's a good guess. I think Stugas nailed it. You can take his guess too. He's the Roy's turkey of love.

So your way of saying he nailed it was just by staring at us. I'm trying to come up with an answer. Staring vacantly at your son and not speaking into a microphone surrounded by silence. It wasn't my turn. No crumbs. It was. It was one point.

It was your turn. You're an accountant. Get out of here. What's Danza sex worker? I'm fucking never known. I'm f***ing annavonone. Hahaha. Alright, is that our final guess? Yes.

That's correct, Stu, you got it! Yes! Yes! This one, I have more, but this one about as bad as I expect it. Yes, yeah. Everything is correct. That's wins, it's the daughters, man. Yes!

Yes! Congratulations Greg on sounding younger than I do. Thank you. Acceptance speech? No. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's all I'm pureed sis. Don Lebertard.

Ron, I can't walk around my house naked because I fear that the cat would be traumatized. Still gots. Like if your cat or dog suddenly saw you nude walking around your house, how would they react to that? Probably wondering why I don't have spines at the end of my penis.

Yeah, like a cat. This is the Don Lebatar Show with this Tugats. It's pretty easy to find the show draftkingsnetwork.com is all you have to do if you want to find what we're doing every day, all of it instead of just the live hour on YouTube. Also, Samsung TV Plus.com. We're on Channel 1168. And the praise is pouring in from all over the internet, Stugots.

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is that they are the best at what they do, even though it's not true most of the time. I can't think of a single show topic less interesting in 2023 than player empowerment. First off, no one gives a shit about your highlight team. Second of all, no one gives a shit about your highlight team across the line. I can kick rocks. At Levitard show. Provided it lands between the 4 and 7. At Levitard show on Twitter, does anyone

young use the phrase, you can kick rocks at Levitard show? So, God, so I thought you'd have an opinion on this video I'm about to show. The Lakers took the in-season tournament and the celebration of it and they took it seriously. They have had a letdown since winning the tournament. They've lost three of their last four because once you won the in season tournament, there's going to be a natural letdown. Of course, yes.

They lost at home to the next last night. Look at this ceremony, Stu Gatz. Look at the lights. They are putting it around. They're actual championship banners and it looks better and more modern than their actual championship banners You can't do that that that thing that batter has no place in the arena It does not it has no place hanging over hanging in the rafters over that basketball court And it certainly has no place next to the 54 Lakers banner that included George Mike in I mean, Mike must be rolling over in his grave right now.

Seriously, those are NBA title banners, okay? This is for regular season game number 21 that they won and they haven't been good since. That's an embarrassment. The fact that LeBron is taking this thing so seriously, the fact that the Lakers are taking it so seriously is a complete embarrassment for one of the great organizations in the history of sports. You don't do it. Maybe the Pacers do it. Maybe the Hawks do it. Maybe another franchise does it. But if

you the Lakers, you're the Celtics, you're the Yankees, you're the Red Sox, you're one of those organizations, you don't do it. It's a meaningless banner, Dan. I couldn't agree more, and I would like to do the New York Yankees celebrating with a banner because they had the best record in spring training. It's a made up tournament. It's got no history whatsoever. Now, 15 years from now,

if the in season tournament is still around and it is accelerated and picked up steam and is truly a bigger deal maybe. That's how you get how you think you get there. The dumbest things you've ever said because right now the LLNK shouldn't pay attention to over 10 years. You should know what a lot of years we can care about it. You should not put up a banner that's the same size as your NBA championship.

But in 10 years they should. No, in 10 years it might be worth more than it is right now. Right now it's worth nothing. It won't, in 10 years it might be worth more than it is right now. Right now it's worth nothing. It won't be in 10 years. With love to know the tournament that wasn't made up. All tournaments have to start somewhere. And I will say that. Yeah, most of them don't start in the middle of a season.

The beginning of a season. Right. Most of them are after a year. From Europe they do. They do all across the globe. And I think that they're actually pacifying you a little bit because from the looks of this, and this is something I picked up from this shot over here,

it looks like they're only gonna hang one banner. And they've made room on the banner to put up additional years. So it's not like they're volume shooting banners here. There is one banner of recognition for this tournament, presently. But Mike, don't mix the men with the championship banners. That's all I'm saying.

You didn't win a championship. It champion such a weird semantics thing you guys are doing so so they're in there in the arena but not right here it's right next to a nineteen those two batters to banner those better they represent a complete list back then it's an accomplishment we talk about winning the IST nothing is no nothing they got you it's there there was a competition for all the teams and they were the ones standing at the end. That is an accomplishment. Right. They were on beaten, correct? They were set where the seven are known. And they went to really good teams.

Do you make a trophy for PFPI? Well, that's got a tradition. You host a gal. That's been around since the 1969. Made a title. Yes, but this is a big global. It's a one eight time tradition. Everybody's climbing to reach the low. But this will have tradition.

But it doesn't. Yeah. The teams were even taking it seriously.. But it doesn't have to do it. The teams were taking it seriously. They were benching their players to rest that way. The teams were taking it seriously. I bore it at the end. I dismiss that take. Teams were very clearly taking this one seriously.

And just because you guys aren't down with the idea, that's fine. You want to diminish it. Cool. I mean, you have pretty strong opinions on whether or not they should hang a banner That's what they hang up. There's Southeast division champion banners. There's a Ron Colp banner at a rink This is and no disrespect to Ron Colp. He deserved it But those banners are nowhere near George Mikeens banners. That's what I'm saying. I love you being the guy that's like

I need move it 20 feet away and then it's fine. What are we doing? You're getting what you want though. It seems like they're just honoring it with one banner and the additional years that they win. They're going to throw up numbers there. By the way, this might establish a precedent. And all banners with regards to this tournament may follow that in suit with, okay we're just gonna have one banner and we're just gonna throw up the years to

acknowledge the years that we've done this it's not being treated like a main lario brine championship it isn't it's being treated like a new trophy but it's very much being treated as a inaugural season tournament and you have to search tradition you're lamenting that it doesn't have tradition you don't get tradition without doing it for a couple of seasons. Well, that's my favorite part about this. Greg Cody demanding this history from a tournament that just started.

If it was 10 years, it's been around for 10 years, maybe we can celebrate it. Did you have a trophy your first year of your fantasy league? Your first year. Yeah, yeah, we did. But it was a modest trophy. It wasn't a banner. It wasn't like a...

It's called Dad's Dynamics Cup. Well, let's show after my late great father, Wail Bill Cody, to this day, Dad's Dynamics Cups. Right now, Dix Ruffriders have tied Tati's Lomas for first place, by the way. But that trophy goes to the champion of the league, not someone who wins week three, right? Right, exactly.

Thank you. That's the analogy. We don't give a PFPI cup to the week three winner. Great saying by Stugots there. Thank you. Wasn't a saying. Whatever he said. If he said it was a saying.

It was a saying starts petering out everywhere. He said it. He said it. He said it. Look how tired he is. I'm not tired. I'm tired. A trip to fan is kicking me out.

Or he should be tired. He got up at 3 a.m. to make an award winning turkey. But Dan, you said it right. You have to respect Mike. I mean, I was making fun of you for demanding a respect for 1954 George Mike and and and did we find out whether the Lakers are holding up a banner that they won in Minnesota during during a time when the jobs the second jobs that players had in construction. I'm just guessing based off the color scheme that those belong to Minneapolis.

I don't know when they moved, but I do think it was after 1954. Yeah, that's why they're called the Lakers, you know, named after the Great Lakes. I understand, but you don't take offense to them hanging up Minneapolis Lakers titles in that arena. I mean, they came over when they have history. Is the future, they were the future Lakers? There was somebody though in Minnesota in 1954, like shaking a fist at the idea that the Lakers put up their banner. Their beloved banner.

Uh, quick correction, they're not named after the Great Lakes. That's five of them. The name after the 10,000 Lakes in the state of Minnesota. Oh, that kind of thing. They're named after the Lakes, I see. Right, right. the 10,000 lakes in the state of Minnesota. Oh, that kind of thing. They're naming that to the lakes, I see. Right, right? Did you turn off your oil? Oh, shit.

Oh, no. Yeah, I did. Isn't a Laker an actual occupation too? It's like a sailor, but they just, because there's this other mascot in college that's one of those tip-off words. It's called the Lakers, but they have like a dude with like a pop-eye pipe in his mouth.

You're saying somebody who makes a living on the lake. On the lake is also called the Lakers, but they have like a dude with like a Popeye Pipe in his mouth. You're saying somebody who makes a living on the lake. On the lake is also called the Laker. It's a good question. I don't know what a Laker is. Is someone put it on the pole? Do you know whether a Laker is someone who works on the lake, lives on the lake, or other? But what's the 76er do?

The boat is apparently called the Laker. The boat that does its work on the lake is called the Laker. What's a heat? I don't know. A Laker the boat that does its work on the lake is called the lake. What's a what's a heat? A Laker sounds to me like someone who celebrates a bogus championship. Wow So you don't have you don't have an issue with you. So you don't have you don't have an issue with you don't have an issue with these Minneapolis banners hanging up in the crypto.com arena. Did you have a did you have an issue with what we saw on Sunday where the Houston Texans were playing the Tennessee Titans, but the Tennessee Titans were dressed like the Houston Oilers. I mean, yeah, he just

asked you a question. They like that you just asked. They were born in Houston. I mean, the Titans were the Oilers, right? Yeah, but it just feels wrong when Houston is trying to mount a comeback against the Oilers. Right. When Modell moved the Browns, those uniforms are beautiful.

So I can't help but fall in love every time I see those Oilers, old Houston Oilers, the Derrick logo is fantastic. And I do understand that the Tennessee Titans were the Tennessee oilers for a brief moment in time, but I would love to see the NFL restore the history of the oilers because I know the argument from the Adam's family would be that it was made by the oilers franchise, but that history was also made in Houston. I feel like the NFL should broker an agreement that reflects that of the Cleveland Browns,

where the Browns get to keep all their history and the Ravens are essentially treated as an expansion team and they don't keep any of the Browns history. I mean, there's that situation for most franchises, right? I mean, didn't the Chicago Bears begin as the Chicago Cardinals? Yeah, you also have the Indianapolis Colts that maintain all the history of the Baltimore Colts. franchises, right? I mean, didn't the Chicago Bears begin as the Chicago Cardinals? You also have the Indianapolis Colts that maintain all the history of the Baltimore Colts. Do you feel any remorse whatsoever at the profound disrespect that you launched for no reason at the late Miami Heat Trainer Ron Colp?

Like a stray. He doesn't have a banner. I don't know. I might have... My defense, I said he earned it. Everyone has a banner there. But do you not feel it? One of the things Mike McDaniel was quoted here this weekend is he's told everybody who's saying the dolphins haven't beat any winning teams and this game against the Cowboys features. A game with teams that have won 20 games and haven't played anybody in a way that no game in the NFL has ever looked like that.

And Mike McDaniel said, all do respect. He's told everyone to bleep off and told the players to tell others to bleep off. And I don't think you can say no disrespect tell everyone to bleep off any more than you can say, no disrespect, but the late Ron Culp, his banner, it shouldn't be respected the way other banners. It just feels ever ridiculous to me. Having that much anger over and accomplishment being acknowledged on the IS, they're the ones trying to rank banners.

Okay, we're cool with all these banners. They're the ones over here. This banners allowed, but that banner has to be this separated from that banner. You know what I mean? You're not an anger here between you and your dad that I don't think is about banners. I was, two gots was doing the banner. No, it is deep seated, but it's also deep. Thank you.

The added bonus of not caring about this tournament at all, but caring deeply about the banners. Don Lebertard. It's the classic first ballad hall of fame, or the musical part. OK, where it can be a creaking door. It can be an orchestra Tuning up before a concert and the bassoon is a little bit off key and it comes on

Like that two guts the musical for it. It's a beauty It is a beautiful me Sorry This is the down-lebuttars show with this Tougat. Tougat, you have heard me say over the years that the quarterbacks job I have seen for a long time now is public facing face of a team and voice for a team. Is to get in front of the cameras and say a whole lot of nothing that will become headlines or distractions or anything. But you are marched out all the

time in emotional circumstances to say something about why you've lost the football game and you have to come up with something that is so benign that it doesn't land too hard on your teammates head. You have to take the responsibility for it whether it's true or not. And really, I believe every quarterback is going into these press conferences with, let me just get out of here without saying anything. Let me just endure this press conference.

Jalen Hertz, after that loss yesterday, he's playing kind of hurt, as everyone is this time of year, he's playing kind of hurt as everyone is this time of year. He's playing kind of sick. The Philadelphia Eagles have fallen some from where it is they were at 10 and one. They have lost now four times and the Seattle Seahawks are making fun of them on social media. Once upon a time, the Jets put up a meme of who's the only team in the NFL to have beaten the Eagles, and it was the Will Smith meme in an empty room, and it was just the Jets.

But now the 49ers are in there. Now the Seahawks are in there. The Cowboys. And after the game, Jalen Hertz said something that I hope lands on Jason Kelsey the way it would have landed on Travis Kelsey if my homes had said it of Travis Kelsey. Jalen Hurt said we're losing because we've got players who aren't committed enough and it centers the one doing a podcast that could be termed a distraction under these circumstances and still gots warned you that this will be what's coming for Travis Kelsey

if his play falls and if the chiefs the fallen some, the criticism that they're not committed enough, what do you make of Jalen Hertz? Getting it microphones after a 2017 loss in which Jason Kelsey has again gotten a major penalty, a penalty where he was told many times by referees, we're going to start calling it. If you keep moving that ball up, when you're beginning to take the snap and you keep advancing the ball we're going to call something on they called it on a few times already so yes they've been warning him and telling him hey we're going to call it so what are your thoughts on jalen hurts on those words

and then headed back into a locker room where he's making it look to his teammates like he's more committed than they are is that leadership or is that something that he shouldn't have said well do we know that he is specifically calling out chasing kelsi but it but a plot once you say it's of your locker room that people go no i'm just saying it can't rape on everybody i'm not saying that's where people go i'm saying he's a famous kelsi who's got a famous distraction uh... i think jalen hurts is an incredible leader, a really good quarterback, probably a top six or seven quarterback in the NFL.

And if he feels that guys in his locker room are not giving the same sort of effort that he is giving, I'm okay with a leader of that team, the guy who took them to a Super Bowl, outplayed Patrick Mahomes in that Super Bowl, even while losing that Super Bowl, I'm okay with him calling his teammates out. He scored 17 points in this game and their offense hasn't been what it was. That's a boiling point to build up frustration, right? I mean, when you're 10 and one and all of a sudden you lose three games in a row, something's wrong.

You see your Super Bowl slipping away and you're frustrated and your quarterbacks been injured a lot playing through pain and he see It's not usual for two stars in the NFL to have a podcast during the season. It's not the norm I mean Tyree Kill has a podcast for a couple of months during the offseason But once training camp comes he puts the podcast to bed and concentrates on his real job and and if if you're the Kelsey brothers you have every right to be second guest if things aren't going right on the field why are you doing a podcast you know because it does take effort i mean look at the Greg Cody show podcast Travis Kelsey Monday I mean it's the hardest job in the world podcast it's not

just the podcast it's why you shooting so many commercials? Why aren't you invested the way you used to be invested in this team and this thing that we all do together? We are rattling off some high achievers when we reference NFL players that have in season podcasts, like Mike Apparusson, Travis Kelsey, Jason Kelsey, these are guys, those are three guys that you would say might be at the top of their positions in the NFL.

They might, they are, and they could do the podcast. That's fine. The reason I said what I said about Travis weeks ago was, I was warning him of what's going to happen if their team start losing. Tyree Kill does release episodes throughout the course of the season. He released an episode on December 7th, November 30th,

November 24th. Yeah, I, he didn't last year. I don't believe. He works more than you do on your back in my days. I understand why we're all assuming that he's talking about Jason Kelsey because I struggled to find who else he might be talking about. Like does he have a problem with boss and Scott?

I'm not exactly sure. Jalen Hertz has been turned the ball over plenty and then happened before he got sick with the flu. It might be tied to his injuries. Jason Kelsey actually had a great post game quote where he took full responsibility because he got penalized as they tried to do the brotherly shove at the goal line.

He got penalized for moving the football. And he says, yeah, the officials have been warning me for years that I've been doing that. I have to stop doing that. I think part of the problem yesterday wasn't necessarily so much focus as it was, you kept calling tight end screens with Quest Watkins and Devante Smith as your lead blockers. They shouldn't warn him. They should only call it the final play of the game.

Pete Carroll is eight no against the Eagles. And he was doing his best to lose that game. Yes he was. He was, I mean, he had a moment. And I've never seen a coach from an opposing sideline be so confused at another coaches' tactic that he looked across the field and said, what are you even doing? That's Sireonnie. Sireonnie went looked around, he looked like Taffer from the bar rescue show, looking around the referee, saying, what are you doing?

He has such a wonderful meat head. Sireonnie is, feels maximum Philadelphia meathead. Yeah, it's great when you're winning that, Dan, but I'm telling you, Eagle fans are going to come down on him as well. They're going to less wonderful when you're losing to Drew Locke and he's giving you Drew Locke gave you the most emotional post game interview, uh, anyone's ever given, uh, it was great. That was regular season thing. I would love to know because Seattle's been running pretty much the exact same defense

in the secondary as long as P. Carroll's been alive, right? Like that is his. It's all he knows. It is his tactic. What showed up in the film that called for multiple plays? Be it pitch, be it swing routes. What showed up on film that said I have to get Dallas Goddard in space coming off an injury with two of the most slender wide receivers and league as is lead blockers What it's a good question. I thought Goddard would have a better game I thought Hertz would have a better game I thought that Kenneth Walker wasn't gonna be able to run all over the Philadelphia defense. Meanwhile, they have two games left with a giant's, one with a commanders. They'll be 14 and three.

Look at right four, right? They've lost four. Yeah. No, get right. Don't get right. But the turnovers with them are a big issue. It's, I mean, from two games, I think the Cowboys are better in head to head competition against Philadelphia Eagles.

If they should have won that game, the only difference between that game and the one that happened in Dallas against Philadelphia Eagles. They shouldn't want that game. The only difference between that game and the one that happened in Dallas was Philadelphia got all the fumbles that they lost in the first matchup. They fumbled the ball three times and just were so happy to be lucky enough to land on their own fumbles. There's eight teams that can consider themselves super bowl contenders. Seven of them are have flaws. San Francisco seems to be the only team

that is truly balanced, run pass, offense, defense. The seven other teams, including Philadelphia, Dallas, Miami, they all have weaknesses. And so I think anybody can, any of eight teams can win the Super Bowl, which is delightful. I like that that he's pointing out that of the seven teams, two of them are viewed, Dallas and Miami,

as fraughty teams that haven't beaten anybody. And I love Stugat's point of, you know why they haven't beaten anybody good? Cause no one's good. Cause they're there so few good teams that basically the dolphins or the cowboys can win the game when they play each other and someone will say they haven't beaten anyone good.

Because that game's very good. We're so, man, so many people were out there calling the Eagles a fraud and I'm like, we're real quick with fraud these days. If you've lost three or four games, like if you lose three or four games in that sport, at this point in the season, you're good football team. Like you don't call those teams fraud. I mean, you're kind of doing that though,

saying the Cowboys haven't been a good team, right? I mean, they beat the Eagles. I'm saying everyone's doing that as the Cowboys flaw. They're saying they can only win at home, but if they go on the road been a good team, right? I mean, they beat the Eagles. I'm saying everyone's doing that as the Cowboys flaw. They're saying they can only win at home, but if they go on the road against a good team, it's gonna be checked down. Charlie is what Dax is gonna do. The Eagles beat Dallas, they beat Kansas City,

they beat Buffalo. I mean, what are we doing? But they haven't won in December. They lost the Jets, they have some bad losses. Flood league with flawed teams, and no one's beaten anybody. And we love it and can't get it enough. Right. Speaking of where it and can't get it up.

That's speaking of where it comes, Josh Allen. That's right. I wanted to talk college football here with Lucy and Mike real quick, what's going on at Oregon and Minnesota. People are complaining that we're talking too much college football around here because of how Jessica and Lucy love college football.

Guilty is charged. Yeah, you're welcome for the last 17 years where we didn't give the sport the proper respect because right now the sport is on some uneven ground and it's on the precipice of a gigantic change and there's things happening that we've never seen before and we don't talk about it nearly enough. What could possibly be going on in Minnesota?

So, Minnesota is having some issues with their quarterback. They're playing in the quick lane bowl and their quarterback, they thought was going to play in this bowl, decided to enter the transfer portal and they only had one option left and he was like, hey, I'm about to get married, move to Arizona, I'm done, I'm out. And they were like, well, this isn't good.

We don't have a single quarterback. So, allegedly, they paid him, or the NIL fund, paid him $30,000 to play in the quick lane ball. This is the best sport. The best sport. Not enough. They're not paying him enough. It'll be his first collegiate start ever. You can make so much money if you're a real serious gambler and you want to go through with a fine tooth comb, all the portal issues, all the NFL draft issues that these teams have, because talk of old Dominions

transfer portal talk, that's very niche. Find out this information because there's so many players missing what it's happening in Oregon is fascinating. What Dan Laning did in the transfer portal is, he got not one, but two of the most coveted Quarterbacks in this game of musical chairs. They somehow landed Gabriel and more the transfer from UCLA So they have their succession plan already in place It's very clear that while they're checks bouncing all over this great nation in college football

Uncle Phil's checks are not I I don't know what it is about this organ team. They make me so excited. I look at Dan Laning and I really think that he is in that next stage of one day when Nick Sabin is done is gonna be Kirby smart and Dan Laning. I think he's a phenomenal recruiter.

I think he's a great coach. Organ still has a few King's workout, but like you have two of the best quarterbacks in college football football a great offense And now you're going into a conference. It's very weird very different. And I just love Oregon. I love them I'm so excited for this season. And this is what I didn't over get Any excited for the best part yet to go. Are you already excited for next season when it's the best season of all? It's bowl season right now. I can be excited for both

Greg Kodde. You seem crushed i'm not crushed uh... bowl season needs to go away okay i i i just read now that the high-spin-trophy winner is keeping his new and improved and lebert are sure with the stugas gamble on by craftkins Beans.