The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Nalga o Fundillo

Episode Date: October 9, 2023

Dan, Mike, and Stugotz discuss the horrific news coming out of Israel. Then, Stugotz dismisses his wife's football analysis and we get to Tony's Top 5 out by Bayside Marketplace. Then, the MLB Playoff format might be in trouble, Stanford Steve is struggling, Iowa State looks naked, and we DIDN'T talk about a certain someone... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Dunlabel Tarshall with the Stugat's Podcast. The world is a powder keg right now. It feels like we're teetering on the edge of something life changing. And yeah, the football was fun and we've had a fun show today, but we haven't really mentioned outside of the comment here or there. What's going on in the Middle East right now? What's going on in Israel?

The horrific videos coming out of that area with the terrorist attacks. And yeah, we're going to talk Middle East and it's always dicey and no one has an answer for it and it feels like anything that you say on the matter gets a group of people angry at you. I do think that there is a pretty wide lane here that you can understand the plight generally of the Palestinian people and can understand military occupation and all that. But I also think you can understand the horrors of terrorism and how you could be with your friends at a music festival. And terror

hits you when you're least expecting it and 240 are dead and bodies are being paraded around and fathers are sleeping in front of their doors in full combat regalia because they don't know if at any moment they have to spring into action. It's really, really scary right now and the geopolitical ramifications, as always whenever you talk about the Middle East, are additionally scary because we have a war going on that's dicey enough as it is

with Ukraine and Russia. The Wall Street Journal reports that Iran helped Hamas plan these terror attacks. And now you have, like I mentioned, a powder keg in an election year. And your mind goes towards what this means globally. And I'm scared watching it. I've been there, I've been there for a while. No matter what you think, the horrors of war are you don't understand at all. underestimate it if you have not been in these situations and I don't think any of us have been in many situations that involve not just civilians dying and body counts in the street but women children and the elderly being not people who signed up for war and its horrors, but are just war adjacent. And the

hell that's going to come in the response to this, once the hostages are out of danger, is going to be another escalation to this. And I told you, Scott, I, I, that's a's a big if by the way, then the hostage is being out of danger. Like we don't know. That's correct. It's a, it, all of it's a big if. What Mike is talking about there, when you talk about it feeling like end of times apocalyptic, this is on one front. It's something that's pervasive. I feel like over the last couple of years in a way that weighs on me daily that makes it hard for me to function because I feel for the first time in my life, still gots, I am like my grandparents just afraid. My grandparents who came from communism, I'm just afraid all the time about how unsafe things feel because we've got so many divisions in this country that are being

fomented by people who don't want governance of any kind, that the price of freedom is eternal, eternal vigilance. And right now, what you have happening is a whole slew of our leaders who don't represent the wants of the people, angling toward how do I get less governance? How do I make it so that the rules don't apply? And there are no rules. And what you see happening over there brought to you by social media. I don't know if it resonates any more with you than war in Ukraine video, but it should, once you see women, children, and the elderly, and you just see bodies in the street, it is, it is a horror that I don't think most people here could imagine. And Mike, weren't you talking before the show that somebody who interned with us who were checking out just his vantage point

and that he's scared not sleeping in front of his door because he feels the need to protect himself and his family? Yeah, we had an intern that is Israeli, moved back there, served, is now married, has a family and he posted something, he's not very active on social media, but he's like, I want you to watch every video and see what my day is like right now.

And it was dystopian. It was a child watching Coco Mellon while a machine gun is nearby. Because at any moment, the father has to potentially spring into action and protect his home. It was a boy riding a tricycle while his father was on patrol.

And, you know, I didn't need to see that to know the horrors of a German family finding out that their daughter is the body that's being paraded around by Hamas. And like, I didn't need it to hit home quite that much, especially as a parent. But yeah, it's really scary. And the world has navigated as, I guess, as best as it possibly could, the Ukrainian war and it has an escalated to the part of full global involvement, the path to say the word to scare everybody,

but it's true. Like this is what goes through my mind anytime. I see a pop off in the Middle East and it's always been. It's like World War III type of stuff, especially with another huge war going on right now, the details that Iran plotted this and knowing that we ourselves are in an election year, Netanyahu is an embattled leader that could also kind of use a war. And you see a path here for something life changing in the next couple of days because you know the response from Israel is going to be on the US.

Yeah, something unlike we've ever seen in the region before. I'm scared. What makes it so puzzling is that region, that strip of land is so protected by Israel and you're wondering how any of that got through. How the people got through, how the boats got through, how the bombs got through. It's frightening because it is the most protected land

I would say in the world. And so that part is scary. My best friend's daughter lives there. She's married. She married in Israeli. They have two young kids and she spent her week at running from bombs shelter to bomb shelter. And he's telling me the details of this.

And I'm on the phone with him, and he's crying, and I'm crying, and I've noticed that she was a little kid. Yeah, Dan, that's tough to see. It's tough for anyone to see, but sometimes you need to see it to know exactly what it is. People are going through it.

But I don't think that even seeing it on video, you could, because you could turn off the video You can you understand or that anyone can understand the mental health challenge that this is But I want to go back for a second to what it is that I was saying I Have taken for granted for half a century how blissfully unafraid I was how blissfully safe I have always felt even as someone who believes Obviously ardently in the ideas of freedom and I wonder how true this is for the people listening to this that Over the course of the pandemic. It's almost as if you could time stamp it that everything got turned so upside down that everything got turned so upside down from where the norms were, that you lose your sense of time and you lose your sense of place. And all of it is a staggering mental health

challenge that feels like it's fomented by a news media that everyone seems to hate. And I'm curious as I talk to the rest of you, because I think maybe young people can be blissfully unafraid or blissfully detached from what it is that I'm talking about. But it's been a startle to me to become my grandparents, to God's, to be warning about what's happening today. Like just everywhere, just feeling that when we talk

about climate change, that we're not actually that far from the climate being so difficult, that planes are falling out of the sky because you're already really reading about turbulences caused in planes. It's gonna be, make it very hard to move from place to place. And so when you see pregnant women at the border of Texas sort of locked up drowning in, you know, cage in wires that entrap them, it frightens me in a way that makes me wonder

what's going to happen at our borders when what we're fighting over is food and water and we're the ones with the money and the poor people are always going to get hit first on all of this stuff. What happens when the when the desperation crescendos to a place that you have to be militant about your border control because you don't want what's happening there to be happening here. So you're speaking to your general concern every time you turn on the news. And now you've added this element into your evening news habits. And it's apocalyptic type stuff. Like, no, you said it right with dystopian. Like, it's right there between dystopian and

Apocalyptic like it feels but that's when my grandparents were saying about rock and roll You know, I mean that's why I feel that's why I feel like them At public mobile we do things differently from our subscription phone plans to throwing a big sale right now when no one else is Well, maybe they are but who cares our sale is better and it's sale right now when no one else is. Well, maybe they are, but who cares, our sale is better. And it's on right now, no waiting necessary. You have the latest phone, now take advantage of a great price on a 5G subscription phone plan. It's the perfect deal for anyone who could use some savings right now.

Subscribe today at publicmobile.ca. Different is calling the street somewhere at Bayside, I think, in front of a hot dog stand. It looks like we'll get to him in just a moment. Estugats though, no looked his wife last night. Sunday night is not a night for Stugats to be no looking his wife. But she had the audacity to tell him that there will be no greater story in the history of the league than Brock Purdy, Mr. A Relevant with a passer rating last night of 144.4. And what did you no look her with? Your friend's son, by the way, about that. She said the quarterback story will never get better than the story of Brock Purdy. It's

better than Tom Brady's. He was the last pick in the draft. I said, Kurt Warner, grocery store, looking up, walked away with my hand up in the air with a number one. Like I was the best team in the country. It was a no look. It was great and safe to say my Sunday night was not what it normally is. Billy, what happened? What are you laughing about? As soon as he started this story, I said, but here I go, I know exactly where he's going. I know exactly the exact what he's going to do. Grocery, Grocery Clark and I draft it. They're still making movies about. They just made blotched here. They had a movie about Kurt War. And I got to be honest, I owe Dick Vermeel and apology because I said he's not a Hall of

Famer. But after watching that movie and the guts he had to stay with Kurt Warner and the way he made it work with Kurt Warner and how much he cared about Kurt Warner and his family, his entire family, Dick Vermeel. My apologies, you sir, are are a hall of faith. Wow. The movie is what changed. Yeah. It's my not the body of work. It's not information or reporting that he did on his own Hollywood turning it into a movie. That's like Kevin Durant. So Abby has left it at she looked up Kurt Warner. She looked up the story. She said, you're right.

I will find a better one. I said, you will not. You could spend until the end of time. It will be hard. It will be very, very hard. That's all meant in the league MVP. I used to work at a grocery store. It's going to be very difficult to top that before we get to Tony's top five. Do you think George Kittle will be fine? He was fine. He was targeted four times last night. Right. He had three tux shampasses. And on one of them, he lifted up his shirt to reveal a, or his jersey to reveal a t-shirt that plainly said bleep Dallas, except it didn't say bleep. It was the word FFF. This happened? Yes. This was something. Classic. It'll say, yes, he's going to get fine for that, right... he doesn't care

that's correct my guess is if you have a t-shirt and you're revealing on one of the tussle and there's no i'm good is this for real uh... all-sack i don't think i don't think that i i mean i see it on on draft kings official i don't think i was ball-s, although that's a great sentence to utter. Yeah, no, this is this would appear to be real. And the other one's butt crack. Is it? It's ball sack and butt crack and the two that told me. I

think yeah, hefty fine is in line. That's there's a copycat Gary Plummer did that, Dan. Really? How many years years ago was that I'm based on the photo I'd say in the 80 25 years 40 years go look up Gary Plummer linebacker for the 49ers just physically look at how much the game is Change like Google searching Gary but at the time Gary Plummer was a middle line back That's correct. They looked like that's correct now trying to imagine that guarding coach trying to brand this up. It's a huge fine. They find someone for the stupidest penalties last week. This should be a monster.

This is going to be 50 grand, at least I would think. I'm a 38 year old man today and I am offended by this. They think they find terrible look. There are kids watching. They find Tyree Kills 7 grand just because he was playing without socks last week because he needed an IV. What? Yes. Thank you.

Thank you for holding up that photo of Harry's Lamar Stugantid is wonderful. Can I believe this photo? Yeah. I can't believe the goal. The plumber foot. Photo. What?

No, no, no. No, I saw that. I saw another one where his arms are all bloody. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's a classic scary looking guy. Yeah. Yeah. George Kittle. I mean, come on, potty mouth. Maybe he's afraid of Travis Kelsey getting all the tight-end shine. Oh, Travis Kelsey, this is a new theme in football. By the way, I don't know if you guys saw this because TJ What did the same thing yesterday? Travis Kelsey just punched him in the stomach and TJ Watts simply punched someone. Flowers punched him right in it right like in the chin in the just hold on. Yeah, he punched it. Well, he

was trying to break up the he was trying to break up the pass, but flowers was awaiting the TJ Watts punch. So he dropped the pass already. So there wasn't a ball there to knock out. So he just got punched. And punch in the chin. I don't think the chin strap is helping you at all. Because the ball was like chin height. So TJ Watt was cockbacked. It's just escalated now to the violence and such that they're just punching people in the face.

I think it's just moving way too fast. These guys are just way too athletic. It's impossible to keep up. Let's go out to Tony now. Tony, you're at Bayside right now. What are you doing? Why are you there there and how excited are you about the top five i'm very excited than is the uh... the top five continues in week five but i'm here at base side of one of the forgotten places of my me and the beautiful thing is i'll never see any of these people here ever again because they're all tourists there's not a single person from my

me at uh... base i marketplace right now so i'd like to go to a tour of different places that we've forgotten in Miami, base-side being one of them. Okay, yes, you're right. There's nothing but tourists there. Do you have any others receiving votes? Are we starting with your number five football observation? We're starting with number five. Let me get my theme music, please.

Starting at number five. There we go. I think, I think, guys, I'm not 100% sure on this. I think the mean of picture with Bryce Young is making me think he isn't the guy. He looks like a middle schooler out there. He's small, small, small, and very small. Yes. Doesn't quite look like

CJ Stroud not throwing an intersection to 200 straight passes? He does it like Bryce Young could pass by me right now and I wouldn't know it. He might have actually just now. He is very small. Number four. Billy thinks he's going to get me this week. He's texting me right now trying to make me to mess up. Not gonna happen. Number four. My phone is vibrating a million times a second. I'm sorry to say this guys. I know we've talked about it. I know he was part of a few of a past previous top five, but it's over from Mac Jones. I'm declaring it right now. It's over. Oh, yeah. He will never see the light of day again. There it is. It's a light of day. The light of day. Wait a minute. You're gonna lock Yeah, I'm not doing that Bill Belishek will be doing that very soon. Some of the guys just asked me if I wanted a boat tour.

Next week you do the boat tour. Number three. It's 45 minutes. All right, we'll get back to that. Number three. This is going to make a lot of people. Next next week you do the boat tour number three. It's 45 minutes. Oh, all right. We'll get back to that Number three. This is gonna make a lot of people unhappy in that studio specifically Dan, but Keep an eye on the Jags. They're frisky

Wait a second last week you got off the Jags. Yeah, but they beat the bills No, I wasn't off the Jags. I was in off the jacks. He knew her off. You're a jack off. No, you're a jack off, not a jack in. No, I'm a jack in. No, you're a jack off. I said, I told you a couple of weeks ago by tax on the jacks, and you said, then I'm on the Minshu Mania.

Well, I just love the MC South, man. What do you want me to do? Minshu's back. And we've got the jacks. CJ Straub might be rookie of the. No turnovers through five games. He's incredible. I wish the audience had been able to see Stugots and Billy desperately trying as we were talking about the Middle East to insert AFC East talk in the middle of that in the last segment. Number two Number two. What a perfect way for the game to end from the

that you like the end of the the hey this guy right here do you like the end of the Vikings gamer now? Alainuel. Okay that guy gave you the bunny hair. He's right about that. He is right. That guy. I know what he said. I don't know what I said. We might not want to endorse him. He's not knowing what he said. Yeah. I don't know what happened there. He also ripped a heater in my face, which wasn't cool. My man. He gave you money years before that with his fingers. Classic gag.

Pass. Pass. Just ripping a cigarette in a middle of base side. Crazy. What year is it? Number two, a perfect way for the game to end for Kirk Cousins. Just a sack. No chance even throw it into the middle of the field.

Just nothing. What was the end of that game? What advantages were the swifties and the chiefs given at the end of that game? There's grip writers. I mean, what were the officials doing, Tony? It was a very clear DPI. And while they're discussing,

possibly picking the flag up, they're helpful to the player that takes off his helmet to complain saying, hey, put your helmet on. You don't want to get a penalty. Yeah, it was insane. And then you call the ball uncatchable, even though like if he held him, he probably would have caught it. If he wouldn't have held him, they should have extended that. You guys are telling you guys are telling me started with Alexander Madison. Had a screen pass completely dropped it. Would have walked in for a touchdown. Disgusting. You guys are telling me that the end of that game should have been the Vikings get the ball at the one-yard line and then half the distance to the goal line on you're not allowed

to take your helmet off to argue with the regs. Exactly. Exactly. What about three feet Dan to one and a half feet? One and a half feet you get a little you know something to the end zone and you tie the game up. I got the cover. I'm sick of the... I have a boy, probably about the point too.

Typical stew got to bet right there. Just bet the favorite. Number one. Number one, Dan. I'm tired of this being the rhetoric online. No, no boat today, thank you. So I'm tired of the rhetoric online being banned the brotherly shove. I have a different name for it and we need to all embrace. Lampuha

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truth. This is the Dalabatar show with the Spulgots. the lebatars show with this two guts. There was a lot of stuff that we didn't get to in today's shows to guys. I'd like to get to some of it now. You don't believe that all of these hundred win teams, Baltimore, the Dodgers, the Braids, who got the alleged advantage of more time off, a week off before you start your playoffs. And then all of them come out to gods and these high powered off fences have nothing. Their timing is all off. The braves end up getting shut out. The Orioles are an overwhelming offense.

And not only that, it's the gods. The Ranger starters went like six or seven weeks in the second half of the season, not winning a game. And they get the rangers end up getting the pitching to shut down the Orioles. And the Dodgers as well get shut down. You don't, you believe that's a coincidence? You believe that the three, I believe it's baseball. Yeah. The 300 win teams are shut down by pitchers who aren't even that good. Dan, I can give you countless examples of teams who have won the division and gone on to win the World Series. Well, take the league off. But it's rare for the, no, but it's, this is not been the playoff format before, it's for God's, this has not been what you've seen happen before.

This is the first time that we've seen this happen. Three hundred win teams can't get any offense. Right. Everyone's pointing to the layoff. I just think like I understand what you're saying momentum, you don't get the weak off, but you do get some advantages. You get to get healthy, you get some rest in, you get to set your pitching staff, which is very important, especially in the post season.

And so I don't think there's an advantage. I think there's a reason these teams want to win their division because they want this. They want home field advantage. They want their number one starter going up against another team's three starter. That's what they want. You're right Stu, in that that part of it is an advantageous position for these home teams.

But when you take this much time off, you're seeing offenses like the Orioles like Dan's mentioned all year long who are incredible. And the Braves who are one of the most historically dominant offenses we've ever seen in the history of the league. Shut up. Struggles so much against guys that they have not struggled against this way in the regular season.

And what this has really done, it's a byproduct of the three game wild card, right? Because when you had five teams and you had a one game wild card between the four and the five seed, and then only a few days later, where you just got a few days off to set your pitching rotation. You weren't seeing so much parity in the early games here, but now in the second round, you also have a five game series. So the Rangers win two games sort of flukely, and now the Orioles got to win three in a row. Like that's it, or their season is over.

So you don't have the best of seven that you've ever been used to. You don't have an opportunity to keep yourself going with your timing. And now, really, in making the regular season so much better, I think that having six teams make the playoffs and having the three wild cards made this regular season one of the most entertaining regular seasons in Major League Base baseball and recent memory. But on the same token, you're potentially sacrificing the integrity of your postseason by giving teams an opportunity to sort of stay hot, stay going, fill momentum.

What is that basically? Why? Right. Right. Like enough. Play simulated games against your minor league team, reduce something else. Don't take all the days off. You don't want the days off.

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He was like, we've taken time off and one World Series, we've also taken time off and it's affected us. It's a real thing and it's just crazy to think that after all of this time, after you see these teams that have been so great over 162 that getting five days off might potentially lead to teams really underachieving for what they should have been. It's worth wondering about because it is a fairly dramatic change and 162 games is an awfully long season to play to have it neutered at the end by randomness.

But the asses were off and they won the first game of the series. Yeah, they did. They're a great team and the twins aren't quite as good. And then Pablo Lopez went out there and shut them down. Our old friend here in Miami. But really everywhere else you look, if you look at all of the other series, the offense is struggled and the pitching for the teams

that were continuing to go was better. But baseball has always been neutered by the random this day. And that's part of why we love the postseason. I don't care about the sanctity of the postseason. I don't want the Yankees winning every year. I don't want the Dodgers winning every year. I don't want the Braves winning every year. And so if this means that a wild card team is going to win more often, great.

I just think it's interesting that a hundred win season might not be the advantage that you think it is. That's all. And that's new. It's also new because these series used to be seven games long. I want to get to some video that I saw. I don't know if this was the trailer or just an excerpt from the Beckham documentary. But before I do that, on God Bless Football, Billy Gill asked an excellent question that makes me wonder.

Is Chris the bear, Falica? is Chris the bear, Falica. Felica. You mean, Peanus. Yeah. He always do. A bear penis is Chris. Felica, the bear, Falica, thrilled that Stanford Steve is struggling. He taught, we talked to him before when you first left and it was announced, the

bear was going to take or that Stanford Steve was going to take over. He said that he, that that's his guy, they had the podcast together and he said that he did not want to see him fail. But, he bears, bears having a rough go at it. He's 10, 17 and one right now. He actually had a two and two week, which has been good. Stanford Steve. Stanford Steve, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And last year, bear was coming off of a 65.2 win percentage. So, things have gotten slightly downhill for Stanford Steve. So I feel bad. But you know, really, do you? Yes, the question. I mean, I guess if I'm being honest, I don't feel bad. I don't take any, I don't feel anything really ever. But except fear, fear and down. Yeah. Do you think Falica is thrilled? What do you think? I think the bear Falica is thrilled that Stanford Steve is not 20 and a half. Not thrilled, but like he looks at me and say, I need a little smirk like, I thought it was so easy. You really dismissed Jeremy with that respectfully way. That was a respectful way. Yeah. Thanks Billy.

And it wasn't, it wasn't aimed at Jeremy, you know, it was just, yes, it was. No, it was at baseball. It was at the parade. It was a response to me. Yeah, but not, don't take it personally. I finished speaking and you went respectfully, wham. They're complaining about the braves

and how the braves can't just get an easy walk right into the world series because they want a hundred games. When a couple games, huh? Exactly right. You're so good. When in the playoffs playoffs. Oh, wow. We said the record for a whole three days. We haven't seen a live pitching three days. Give me a breeze. I take three days off every week And I come back Monday off the low please Fondio and Cindy

Can we please play for the people David Beckham? Can we please play for the people, David Beckham. He really cornered his wife in front of the television cameras in a documentary on Netflix. Listen to this exchange, this back and forth, where he pins her down and gets one answer from her that is not the best answer to support her point. I just, I just fancy him. It was as simple as that. Yeah, I mean, I think also we both come from families that work really hard, both of our parents work really hard.

We're very working, working class. We are honest. I am being honest. I am being honest. Did you drop that drive you to school? So my dad, my dad, what? What was it? It's not a simple answer because...

What was that? What did you get your dental drugs? It depends. No, no, no, no. Okay, in the 80s, my dad had a Rolls Royce. I mean, posh, posh, my suggests that you come from money. I do enjoy her trying to go nuance on the answering of his question. Well, it's complicated.

If I just say Rolls Royce, it's going to give off a certain thing that I don't want to give off. How is the documentary? If any of you seen it, I haven't seen anything. I've only heard about it in group chats from people that have had the time to watch it. And it sounds like it's really well done by that actor from succession and short circuit. I did not know until the Cooligan's had them on their show. Check out that podcast and Levitard and Friends Network that he was behind all of this.

And he seemed to have gotten them very comfortable because David Beckham, not one that lacks charm, actually comes across pretty funny there too. Billy just went up to the board there that has a certain someone's name and made it three days without talking about him. And unfortunately, I have that I was going to go to some video of his son, but I'm not going to go to it because Billy has just went up the three days we've gone without talking about a week. But weekends count for this one. They should count.

So you think it's like five or six days. You should go shows without talking. Right. So instead of going to anything regarding college football and he who shall not be named on burning on it, let's instead, we'll do that tomorrow. Maybe really? Let's instead since we were talking about bare phallicas, let's put up on the screen, the Iowa State football teams, throwback uniforms that make it look to everyone like the cyclones are wearing nothing. That's Iowa.

They are looking like they are naked. There are several pictures. It's not just these. There are plays that look like the offensive line is blocking nude and that the defensive line is moving away from them because it does look like skin tight pants, make all of the Iowa state players look like they're naked. Doin' the Winnie the Pooh. Which I saw.

Excuse me, yes, which just shirts on. Look at the risky business. But it's not even the risky business because the risky business suggests underwear. This suggests I've been doing it a lot. Legitimately naked. Like if you turn the first guy alive, the camera's on the other side. There is a penis. It gets so much worse when the guys t-shirts that were coming out from under the jerseys

are just a little too long because that's when you feel like they're trying to cover up their private parts with like a short skirt. You know, it's like it feels like it's poking down there to cover up the nakedness. It's crazy. Mike, I think I want to play and ruin the board right now. I think I want to play the, you don't want to do it. You want to just get to the back. You want to get to the end of the minute.

You got a minital booster, man. The Dion board. Two guys. oh my god oh dammit how I can hear his laughter has some shame in it which it normally doesn't and he's this one does wait wait wait wait you just said the name well we haven't talked about yeah it could be another one yeah I think it's very unembrane about his unimpressive win, then the Deon

Waiters board. Deon Jordan, maybe. Really? Where is he, by the way? I think he's still around. Is he a clipper? No, is he on Jordan? Is he still around? Deon Jordan, the past pressure? No, that's the Andre George. Oh, Deon Jordan, not close enough. Deon Jordan was the failed drug tests in Miami. Totally different Jordan. I'm talking about the guy from Colorado.

Okay, you're an asshole.