The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Nelly, Uncle Barry, and Me

Episode Date: August 5, 2025

"I like Hawk and I'm not embarrassed by it." David answers the phone while on the air, explains why he brings other people with him and his girlfriend to music festivals, and learns something new about Lenny Kravitz. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This is the Don LeBattor Show with the StuGuts Podcast. One of the things that I do to pass the time is I'm working and watching movies, but I'm not a big fan of animated movies. Not a big fan of animated movies? There's a couple that I've loved like Aladdin, loved it. Inside Out in my top 100. Coca told me to watch a movie called K-Pop Demon Hunters, which I watched, if anyone in the room has seen that.

My daughter, yeah, I've seen it. Like, is that one of the multiples? No, it's just, I was this weekend, my daughter and all her kid, they were doing that K-Pop song all weekend. It's a thing. I don't wanna keep judging you, David, but like, how do you not like animated movies? you don't realize what how much that says about you?

I just said that I've won in my top 100 so I didn't say I just said I'm not a fan of animated movies in general But I'll watch ones coca told me to watch kpop demon hunter, so I watched it okay All right, and I what it was good. Oh, but not that I would watch a second time ever watch the Iron Giant Nope, that's a great flag never You ever watch The Iron Giant? Nope. That's a great flick. Never even heard of it. I'll make you cry. I love crying in movies.

Vin Diesel's The Voice of the Iron Giant. Kanto's great. How's your imagination? Kanto is great. Like do you have a good imagination? I do not. No? No, he doesn't.

I do not. I've learned that in the last two hours. So is that what it is? It's like animated? I'm talking everything. I'm just, I like to test myself on how quickly I can do some 40 yard dash Like career achievements how quickly can I know a person football player like man? I figured out who you are in two hours that might be a record

Brave little toaster I meant I was also just thinking about brave little toaster come on love its kills it Never heard of it either. It's crazy. I never heard of the brave little toaster. It's like late 80s It's one of the better ones like five little toaster who was in that? Love its kills it love. It was in it for sure is that John love it's yeah, Arnold Schwarzenegger has a voice in that too, right? Hmm Like I think early on I don't know David animated films are great man Yeah, if you're watching the right ones. It's sort of when I like reading a book

after I've seen the movie. A lot of people will prefer to read the book first and then watch the movie. Like I went the other way with the firm, watched the movie, Tom Cruise, and then read the book. Would you not watch like cartoons growing up or is that different than animated movies? I wasn't allowed to.

You were not allowed to watch cartoons but you could watch porn. Everyone's getting up Saturday morning but you? No, I wasn't allowed to. You were not allowed to watch cartoons but you could watch porn. Everyone's getting up Saturday morning but you? No, I wasn't allowed to do that either. He was up late Friday. What are you, oh. Late Friday, look at the scribble lines. I don't know, as a child you didn't watch cartoons?

What'd you, you didn't watch anything? No, I wasn't allowed to watch TV. Huh. Oh, okay, so it wasn't that you weren't allowed to watch cartoons, you weren't allowed to watch TV. This kind of explains it. A lot of it explains it. Did you just have to wear like a suit as a young lad?

I had to dress up to do certain things. When I was lucky enough to do certain things that you had to dress up for. Like to go to the market, would you have to wear a tie? No. Okay. Is that why you wear like colors like that now to express yourself because you didn't get to do so as a child?

Yeah, you had muted colors only as a child. I don't recall that as being the case, but you could be right. I've always enjoyed wearing shirts like this, though I sometimes wear white shirts but blazers over them that are funky. I've always had that. But no, the only cartoon,

and I would get to sneak them in before my mom would wake up, but I would have to sit very close to the TV because it was before remote control, so I'd have to turn it off, but then she'd come feel the TV and if it were hot, I'd get punished, and TVs get hot. Back, I don't know if they do anymore.

What did that punishment look like? In my room. You have to go to your room, where I would listen to music. Yeah, you're a boy without an imagination in a room. It's tough, tough. He's tattooed on my leg as Max. From where the wild things are. Do you know who that is?

I definitely do, Chris is not. Back then you weren't supposed to sit close to TVs either, so that was like a double whammy. You're watching TV and you're that close. That's still a thing. You're gonna go blind, kid. I always tell him, get away. I think it's not real though.

I know. Okay. Just sounds like a good parent thing to do. Get off of that, put the VR headset on. I just feel like a good parent when I do it. You're too close to the television. Get your it. You're too close to the television. Get your phone, you're too close to the television. VR is one minute in.

It didn't occur to me, Mike, that you'd have a top five list ready for me, and apparently you do. Well, it started as a top five, and then I had so many OLIs, it became a top 10. With a lot of OLIs. So it's more than 10. Yeah, there's a lot of great AMAs.

Just take the show. Go. What is this? OLI, The Simpsons. Well, you have to say what you're doing. Oh, it's a top 10 animated TV themes. Oh, that's a good one. So do you know the theme to The Simpsons? The Simpsons.

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Hank would be proud, okay? There you go. Thank you. OLI, Pink pinky in the brain. Oh, yes Good call brain the pinky and the brain one is Yeah, they're just saying you're cooking right now. You're kind of like the brain. I don't know what it yep Yeah, it fits your personality profile am I wrong tell me I'm wrong and I'll shut up. There you go continue Scooby-doo

Where are you you know that got some work to do now oh well I dug Hella hits in that song. Oh, I tailspin That's a good one and lasso ally tip of the hats of the modern-day bluey Can you sing bluey for me? No Okay, it's okay, I don't know if I'll put it up with that that is The new generation Bingo Animaniacs probably could have been animaniacs Ianiacs, I had to decide between Pinky and the Brain and Animaniacs, and I felt that Pinky and the Brain

was a better theme. Number 10, the Jetsons. I'm trying to think of how that starts. Where are the Jetsons? Meet the Jetsons. No, that's the Flintstones. They're the modern sort of family. Meet George Jetson.

Oh, meet George Jetsons. Literally the opposite. His wife, Thelma. All the lyrics are talking about it being a Stone Age family and the Jetsons are. His best friend, Barney. Oh, that's still the Flintstones. Yeah, I'm messing with you now.

Next. Number nine, Captain Planet. Oh, yes. Captain Planet, he's a hero. Gonna turn pollution down to zero. Gonna help him. Such a crappy childhood. Number eight, Inspector Gadget.

That's a good one. Very good. Da-da-da-da-da. Inspector Gadget. Da-da-da-da-da. Dance, dance, whoop-whoop. Da-da-da-da. Ha, you're the MVP, man.

I'm a creative. This is where it came from. Number seven, your favorite, the Flintstones. Now you guys. Meet the Flintstones. They're a modern family out of- Meet Fred Flintstones. Modern Stone Age family.

They're a modern family out of Morgantown, West Virginia. Meet Fred Flintstone. His wife, Elma. Meet Fred Flinson. His wife, Elma. Oh, gosh. Number six, Pink Panther. It's a classic. Pretty low on the list, Pink Panther.

It's an iconic one, and this one's probably too high because very few people know that this cartoon existed. But let me tell you, this name is a banger. Denver the last dinosaur I'm in the group that has no idea what Denver the last I just thought of one that better be in the top four number four SpongeBob SquarePants Might be low to be honest SpongeBob might be the most successful cartoon of all time

Generations relax. No, I'm tell I mean they're broadcasting NFL games right now. Do you understand that? To be honest, SpongeBob might be the most successful cartoon of all time, not our generation. Relax. No, I'm tellin', I mean, they're broadcasting NFL games right now, do you understand that? Do you understand the lengths that they took this to? Poorly, but doing it. They're doing it. Whoa, important. And their ratings are probably beating

a lot of other broadcasts. I'm telling you. They're carrying the new generation of football fans, Chris. I'm sorry, I don't wanna get passionate, but. What do you mean? I'm sorry. I love this. Okay, go ahead. Number three, Gummy Bears.

["Gummy Bears"] Go leave this, this and here and there and everywhere. I'm not familiar. Yeah, I don't know. Number two. I'm not familiar with that game. DuckTales. ["DuckTales"] I remember how it starts, but I remember it was good.

Yeah, it's in there. I don't love this list so far. Anybody want to see the DuckTales thing? You didn't watch any of these shows though, so it's not for you. Zaz had it. DuckTales. Ooh. Dun-dun-da-da-da.

And number one, X-Men the animated series. Oh, that's a good number one. Big omission here. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? It's not an omission because that show is not animated. There was an animated version of that show, but the doo-wop version that you're singing was a game show for kids.

No, not bad. I don't know about that. No, not bad. I don't know about that. Very accurate. It was a kids game show where they had to guess where Carmen Sandiego was. That was a live actionaction game show not animated

What about Pokemon? Thought about it didn't want to put it there. That's a good one. Yeah, not for me. You guys can make your own list so Hey, I'm just looking at the list. See there's anything else what precipitated this list Pokemon watching animated stuff with your child list. The Pokemon. Were you watching animated stuff with your child? No, no. You know, we were just talking about TV themes and I was just like, well, animated themes.

Oh, big omission. Big omission. I will be shocked if we are not all in agreeance that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle theme song not be on the list is ridiculous. Almost made Oli. Yeah, that's... Almost. Are you serious?

Almost? That was a real life movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Heroes in a Half Shell, Turtle Power. Turtle Power, man. It was a great theme. Great theme.

A lot of great themes not on this list. That's crazy. Every single one of the themes you sung all sounded the same. You did the exact same thing for yourself. You said, nah, so, so, you, so.

That could be the theme to anybody. And I can understand if you're not familiar with Denver the Last Dinosaur, how you don't think that. Yeah, it should be in the list. I'm just not familiar with the game. I agree. I'm not going to disagree. It was a dinosaur that played the keytar.

OK. OK, that doesn't. And he wore pit vipers. I'm gonna teach you something that you're gonna love. He's my friend and a whole lot more. Okay, I like it. When you are lip syncing, and you want people to think,

or you wanna believe you know the words, you wanna feel a part of a group, you wanna feel connected, all you have to do- I don't have that urge, neither do you, but go ahead. Oh, I totally have. I love singing at concerts and acting like I know the words.

To feel connected? Just, I love, by the way, I love feeling connected. To who? Any, I search for connections my whole life. My whole life is about finding a connection. It's a very weird thing to search for when you don't care what anybody thinks. Totally different.

I don't know who it is. Totally different. I'm happy to talk about it. I really am. All you have to say is watermelon. Wait, what? I don't know where you going. What the hell is going on here? This is what I was taught, how to lip sync.

If you say watermelon paperclip over and over again, you can lip sync any song ever and make it look like you know the words. So have you ever done that at a concert when everyone's singing along songs? 1000% Pearl Jam. You can lip sync any song ever and make it look like you know the words. So have you ever done that at a concert when everyone's singing along songs? A thousand percent Pearl Jam. You did that next to me! I was doing...

No, I don't think you realize. I want to hear a song, I want to see if it's true. Play a song. We can't play commercial music. No, we can't play it. We're going to monetize this. That's it, we're doing it. Play our theme song, guys.

Play our theme song. And we want to we're doing it. Play our theme song, guys. Play our theme song. And we want you, I wanna test this theory right now. Test it? We're gonna get it going. I'm here for that. I get talked to noise. Big boys that are telling me. No, you can't say it out loud.

White boys love to tell me I'm awesome. I'm talking about it's lip syncing. It's mouthing. I understand. You can't sing. I'm singing the actual song. You don't say, watermelon, paper clips, water, no you can't do that.

You gotta lip-sync it. I think you're gonna look like one of those people when I'm at the concert that I know does not know the words. Here we go, David. What are the words? You don't need to know it. It doesn't matter. Wait for the words.

Wait for the words, you gotta wait for the comes. Stop that. Okay. Wait for the words. Wait for the words. You gotta wait for the comes. Stop that. Stop that. Stop that. Stop that. Stop that. I hear him chatting and noise. Can't stop for the talking. I hear him chat with the...

This is worse than I thought it was. I do not think you're singing these words. I get it. I understand what's happening now. I think the lights need to be off. Like it's a concert. I understand what's happening now. Which think the lights need to be off like it's a concert. I understand what's happening now. Which I suspected, but I wasn't sure.

So, David has zero rhythm. So even the songs where he knows the words, it doesn't look like he knows the words. So whenever songs he doesn't know, he does watermelon paperclip, it looks the exact same for David. Play some OAR knowing what he the words are and I think that is why it works for you and not any other I went to

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We had fun. I talked about this. You're great. I'm getting the table and I'm spilling stuff. Yeah, yeah. Wait, hold on. What you're spilling is these very terrible lip-syncing tactics that don't work. I went through an entire concert with Cody of a great band doing Watermelon Paperclip

the entire time. You know this band. And I love that. But if you ran into each other and you spent the concert together, you did kind of go to a concert together. No, we ended up together. You made it seem like you said hi to him

and that was the end of the interaction. No, he got me in the VIP area, I was backstage after. Yeah, you went to a concert with him. You used him. That's fair. No, oh, don't say that. We did run into each other.

If they didn't go to the VIP, would you have still hung with them that whole concert? Oh, I, not to toot my own horn, but I was with someone who also kinda knew the band. But David got us better seats. My friend didn't have the hookup that David did. But I will point out that when he was hanging out with us,

he didn't know that we were gonna go backstage. Why would I say that in advance? Because then you have to question people's intentions. And I don't wanna have to question someone's intention. He wants to hang out with me, great. If he doesn't't see you later Who cares and then there'll be a reward at the end right? But you don't know about it at the beginning That's a great. It's a great tactic and man was it a reward, but I watermelon paperclip my way through that entire thing I

Don't understand that part because you know that band and those songs so even when you know the songs know the words a couple of songs What I was it was oh a art if No, it's not secretive. It's all I heard there's yeah do it Do you say that about Springsteen or the Rolling Stones or I say Jam Judges yeah Yeah, for sure. What, what, what, what, what? Pearl Jam? Pearl Jam? Not, mm. I mean, yes. Judges?

Yeah, absolutely. What does OAR sing? Of a revolution. OK. And what is that? What do they sing? Like, what's their bop? What's their go-to song?

What's their watermelon paperclip? Yeah. The most famous song is probably Crazy Game of Poker. But I love the song Hey Girl in Any Way, or two of my favorites. They do some great covers. Shattered's a popular one. Shattered's good.

I'm going to see them in, they're at a music festival. I'm going with my girlfriend to a music festival and we're arguing right now because she wants me to go 11 large, 11 hours straight. Won't do it. I'm not doing a music festival for 11 hours. No crazy game of poker. That's hard. Watermelon paperclip for 11 hours straight. Won't do it. I'm not doing a music festival for 11 hours. That's hard. Watermelon paperclip for 11 hours sounds tough.

Would you go to a music festival for 11 hours? No, I would not. How many hours you willing to do? I love your heads at, where do you think I started the negotiation? Two. Bingo. You started the negotiation at Just Seeing the Main Band.

Two Just Seeing OAR. Right, so that means you're around seven is your max. Oh, I want to go to seven. No, so you start, your negotiation tactic is like, I'm close to what I'm gonna do already. And she knows. I told her that I would, and I sort of am trying to caution her where I'll end, and I'm willing to end

because I don't want to mislead her. Because that's then how you have an argument. But four is my maximum. Four is my maximum. Four is a long time. Is Green Day playing this festival? Yes. Is Lenny Kravitz playing this festival?

Yes. Yeah, that's good. I'm just guessing. How are you getting this? Are the Black Crows playing this festival? I don't know. Is Nelly playing this festival? Yes.

Are you going one day? That's a black guy. No, you're going the whole- Mike, that's a black guy. I'm going for two day. I do shows Monday to Friday, so I can go Saturday. What's Nelly doing there? Nelly's mic Mike. That's a black. I'm going for today I like I do shows Monday to Friday so I can go Saturday. No you doing there no he's doing Doing that country crossover thing. Yeah, I have not a festival. He won't show Me Louie moment. I'd be shocked if you didn't say Nellie I play craps with Nellie and my late uncle

Died of cancer way too young. Nelly Doogie? And... Do you have any uncles you don't love? Yeah. Are we talking about the same Nelly? Just to make sure. If you could switch cancer from one uncle to the other.

You see a black musician from St. Louis? Yep. We played in the St. Louis casinos. Okay. He would play craps and he knew my uncle and so we would sit and they would... The one you loved. ...off a table and our, it would just be me, Uncle Barry and Nellie.

The trio, everybody. Who would imagine? Everyone in St. Louis knew what was happening when those three got together. Listen, Uncle Barry was famous. Back then, you could only get, you'd have to go, there were side-by-side casinos in St. Louis, and you could only get like $500 at a time,

plus any chips you had secreted away that you brought in but you had to sneak them on your rack. That was some funny business. But you have to time when you'd get the money from the ATMs. This is back old school when casinos were opening and man Nelly and my uncle Barry who was dying of, they would play for hours. It would be like a music festival. They could go 11 large. Black Crows, Cake, Live, The Fray, Train. That's a good concert. Are you going to a music festival or a CBS?

Are you yucking on her music festival? No, I love this line, a modest mouse is on it. This is absolutely an 11 hour day. That's a lead at least an eight hour festival. You could do eight hours there. What is this? I'm trying to go. I believe it's in Delaware.

Ocean City, Maryland. I'm not trying to go to Maryland. Ocean City, Maryland. Ocean City, Maryland. I'm trying to go to Maryland. Ocean City, Maryland. Yeah, that's a good, I mean, it's a, it's a, Natasha Bedingfield on this jam?

Yeah, wow. So which days are you going? You're not gonna go Friday? You're not gonna go Sunday? I'm doing the show Friday, and then I'll drive to the festival, and I'll do 90 minutes, because I'm tired on Fridays.

I gave her 90 minutes on Friday. You're not gonna get to see all of Lenny Kravitz, and there's a good chance his dick pops out. You remember that, Zaz? I remember, he was shredding on guitar, and just his dick popped out of his pants. So like, is your girlfriend staying, or just the two of you are only doing 90 minutes, I remember he was shredding on guitar and just his dick popped out of his pants. So like, is your girlfriend staying

or just the two of you are only doing 90 minutes and that's that? There's three, there's six people going because I wouldn't go alone to a music festival with her because then I'd be responsible to Be there the whole time. Yes, so I needed there to be people around who would pick up the slack of hours

that I didn't wanna do. You're looking askance at me, Billy, which I thought this was a great strategy. No, it's a good strategy for you. Yeah, but I'm not trying to do it for you. I get where you're going, Billy. Relationships sometimes. I think he's thinking about your girlfriend.

Give and take, yeah. She's just happy to be there. I'm sure. She's the type who would, she's traveled alone all over the world, so she would. She'd prefer you not be there at all. Listen, this is my view. So why are you going? She using their old reverse I want you

all 11 hours no two all right one because I love OAR you look tired two different sets a special set on Sunday you know who else is on Sunday and friends Michelle branch for non-blondes. Devo. Marcy Playground. Blind Melon. Wow. Have you heard of all of these, Mike? Yeah. Of course. These are the CBS All-Stars. Mike gets it.

It's like Captain Planet and the Planeteers, but the Planeteers are like trained. What day is Nellie playing? Nellie's on Friday. Yeah. You're gonna miss hotting her if you don't stay longer. Yeah. And that's gonna be a big one at that festival.

Huh? Spin Doctors probably are playing at what like noon crazy Green Day What day is Green Day? I'll go with I'll go for a Green Day set. Green Day is Friday Headlining Friday. Yeah, I might go Friday. They do it. This was a hard ticket to get Yeah, this was almost as hard as like Hamilton is our tickets hard to get be honest I'm good at getting tickets, but getting like- You mean hard to get for free. Like hard to get for free. No, no, I pay.

Oh, it's like- Okay, well I don't think there's any tickets. At 230- Expensive is what you meant? Expensive? At 230 you got Spin Doctors. I could get, in the next three minutes, I can have a ticket to this place.

Yeah. Would you consider Spin Doctors must see? No. Three, you have a- Send me that Ticken Master, that Ticken Master link you're on right now, Mike. You have a hundred eighty seconds to get a sold out show him how paypal go on I'm confused why you're saying it's hard. I mean, it's either expensive. Are they sold out? Like what's there's no way I was under the impression that this festival is sold out

Yeah, and then you just buy it on the yeah, there's no Live starts at 4 have you ever seen lightning crashes live? I've never heard live This never heard of lightning crashes. I'm not Can you name watching documentaries on that magic Johnson's contract, can I name one song by live? Yeah. Yeah, Lightning Crashes, When the Dolphins Cry. All Over You. Wait. All over you, all over me. I thought that was.

No, that was another Dolphins Cry song. The way you be in the bloat. No, that was, no, I like live. If you'll commit 120 minutes, two hours, instead of just 90, you can see Nelly and OAR, because Nelly performs at five, OAR at six. At different stages? Yeah.

I'm gonna want my positioning for OAR. Then you watch Cake after OAR, and then you can see Lenny Kravitz's dick. Yeah. It's too many hours. Potentially. It just pops out. What else are you doing?

It just pops out, and it doesn't stop. Mike, are you okay today? What? His dick? No, but you- You've never seen the video? He went to the nude beach with fine fests. No, I'm fine with it, are you okay today? What? His dick? No, but- You've never seen the video? He went to the nude beach with fine fests. No, I'm fine with it, but your eye- you're so into this festival, would you like to come?

No, you have to see the video. He's shredding his pants. Shredding. Yep. Just open up and the balls just pop out. Everything's there. Play the video, Lewis. Yeah, play the video. Google Lenny Kravitz and dick. Don't do that. Geez, don't do that. Not on a company computer.

Ooh, DJ Jazzy Jeff is gonna be there on Saturday. Without the Fresh Prince. Is that the real one? Because there's one that plays in Kendall that just owns a CrossFit gym. I don't think it's that one. I hope not. And he should be sued by the original Jazzy Jeff.

No, I swear. I see a party advertised for DJ Jazzy Jeff. What's the name of this festival? Jazzy Jeff is gonna be there, wow! It's called... Ocean's Calling. Ocean's Calling. All right, there. Wow. It's called uh, um. Ocean's Calling. Alright, let me show you how quickly we can get tickets to Ocean's Calling. It's already been three minutes. Alright, but I'm just starting now.

Okay, Ocean's Calling. Will you join us? Um, not if I can get this ticket within three minutes. Then I don't have to go. No one wants to join. This is a true story. It happened right here in my town. One night, 17 kids woke up, got out of bed, walked into the dark, and they never came back. I'm the director of Barbarian.

A lot of people died in a lot of weird ways. You're not gonna find it in the news because the police covered everything well up. On August 8th... This is where the story really starts weapons Don Lebatard world were our three Stugats we're gonna get that off the world were our three colon our group chat has a pretty good feeling about this one This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats Will you get on your girlfriend's shoulders? By price have you ever done that got on my girlfriend's ever sat on anyone's shoulders Yeah horse in the pool to play that game where you have no no people

You've never done that you've never chicken fought at a concert I've done it in a pool And it's not nice to do it a game or a concert because it blocks the people behind you yeah But I would imagine you not caring about that I care tremendously about that because I'm short and I hate being behind people who are tall to begin with. Do you ever poke someone like, hey, can you stop being so tall? No, I move.

Wouldn't that be caring about what someone thinks? Do you ever say like, hey, this would make sense if I stand in front of you, you'll be able to see still. But I just move to your left. Like you're very, you're sneaky tall. Thank you? No, sorry.

It's not a thank you or not thank you, but you're sneaky tall because- The whole show around here, everyone, I'm like one of the shortest ones here. Strangely, strangely tall show. And Hawk and I are looking, it's like we're in a group of, you don't actually have to actually buy the tickets, okay? Okay.

I see you doing it. But you're getting G.A. They're locked for nine minutes, 300 bucks. Are you getting G.A. tickets? I mean, I can get whatever tickets you want. He was just trying to prove a point. I was just proving that there's no ticket that's hard to get.

But you've taken it too far now. Well, I was on a clock. You didn't have to get I told you I'd like to do things in time. That's what I do. I like challenges All right, I'm gonna X out because I don't have three hundred forty three dollars to spend on this up something I'm not gonna go to well. You could have given it to Mike. Yeah Green Day You said you'd watch what weekend is this if it's Gators weekend, I'm out. I believe it's September 26th. To the 28th. Sounds Gator-y. I haven't been to Ocean City, Maryland

since Senior Beach Week, my senior year in high school. That's where we went, where I'm from, Johnstown, Pennsylvania. I've never been to that part of the world. Yeah, you haven't. But I would. Yeah, you should come. Yeah, the table moves.

What do we do about this today? Nothing, we don't do anything. The table moves. I've never moved about this today? Nothing, we don't do anything. The table moves. I've never moved it. I'm strong. Thank you. David, I don't know what to tell you. As we finish, I have a few things that I need to think about and get out there in the world.

Because I wanted your opinion of them. It's a bi-week. It's a bi-week? Oh, okay. Okay. All right, that's a horse of a different color. Never say never. Did that come from the Wizard of Oz?

Weezer's at this thing, I love Weezer. Can we go? I'll go. I'm down. Weezer's not headlining that day. Fallout Boy is. Fallout Boy's got bops, I don't really like it. I'll probably leave after Train.

Worst concert I've ever been to is Fallout Boy. Friday's the only day I go. Pete Wentz would not shut the hell up. Every single song he had something he needed to tell us about. Shut up, Pete Wentz would not shut the hell up. Every single song he had something he needed to tell us about, just shut up, Pete Wentz. Took me 10 minutes into them performing at NHL All-Star Game to realize they weren't Sum 41.

Like, I'm telling you, the whole week leading up, I'm like, oh, I'm gonna see Fallout Boy. I was expecting the guy with the face. The guy with the face. Yeah, I know what you're talking about, the guy with the face. And I'm like, who am I listening to? And it just hit me, oh, that's not Slum 41. It's like a face that's pushed up

against a sliding glass door. Do you like people pretending to be cool or not? Cause I don't pretend to be cool. So I say I've never heard, but like MLB, NHL, all of their All-Star games and their big moments, they trot out these people to do musical acts and they're trying to be cool. The musical acts.

Well, they're bringing out younger. Musical acts. Musical acts that are cool and may not be necessarily associated with that sport. Okay. No, how do you not? I like a big cool factor with my music acts. For example, the coolest thing I've ever seen

was when Lenny Kravitz was shredding on a guitar and he bent down and his dick came out. It just popped right out with the balls, too Was it bigger than? Why do we got a bigger moment? Freak Oh charge Galore I'm talking about this indictment. It was crazy seemed like an eternity. I would know immediately if my Balls were out, but not Lenny Kravitz

He was all about the solo and then he some people are easy some are immune to the breeze was this he's wearing leather pants Hawk yeah, you would think it would keep that breeze out. Is that the most famous flash in history? I thought it was Janet Jackson and that may be an age thing Please tell me you know the Janet Jackson when it comes to the dick. This one might be the most famous Jim Morrison did get arrested in Miami for allegedly doing that. It's in the movie. Yeah, but there should be a movie about Lenny Kravitz in his leather pants and that dick flopping out.

Man, when you say that in front of it, it makes it seem like very specific. I know it was a specific one. You know what, if you saw it, you'd also be saying- I would rather you say his like give him possession of it As opposed to like well, you know how the one you know how like you're looking for if there's a good athlete Everyone says him. He's him. That's that like Hawk in that moment. He was him Wait, what like one word guy now like yeah, but when you put it together like like sounds like, I don't know what's going on here. Like Hawk.

Like Hawk. That's what I thought he said. I said like Hawk. It was crazy. Like Hawk. Yeah. You're Hawk. Yeah.

Freeco charge, crazy. You've been great tonight. Thank you. Just working with you and sitting next to you. Let me text you this. Is that a shot of my dad? I'm insincere. No. Actually, I very much next to you. Let me text you this. That's all. Is that a shot of my dad? That's insincere. No, actually I very much enjoyed Greg yesterday.

It's a different dynamic. Greg never touched the table. You are a table toucher. I'm an earthquake. And for those of you not watching this but just listening to this, I can tell you that we have a table that is a not sturdy table to do the show.

And I've never been around it having been shaken this much. Yeah, well, I'd like you to stop. I shake the room. But there's liquids. Every room I'm in. There's electronics. Not my problem. No, but you're not.

It's vibes, David, okay? But you don't need to shake it. You have to understand and learn that you cannot arrange life. So I come into this room with the vibes I have purposely. It's no less strategic than the way that you set your papers up You want things a certain way you have a list that you want to stick to? my strategy is Let the world decide because that is the right thing to do so if I need to pull my seat closer

I'm gonna hold the table and if it shakes on your end will damn it They that's the table that we have right Because if we only had a sturdy table, we wouldn't have this conversation to go back for. You know, and if you're coughing in the middle of a show, I'm going to talk about you coughing in the middle of the show. A, to give you a chance to gather yourself. I know your throat is hurt.

But also B, the people want to feel the vibes, man. They want to feel what it's like. And it's been really fun with you, David. It's been more fun than I ever expected walking into this room. How low is the expectation? It's not about it being low. You don't give off super fun.

Yeah, you don't give off fun at all. You went to a concert with him. No, that's why I said you don't give off, but when you hang out with him, pleasantly surprised. How do people give off fun? What does that mean to give off fun? There's plenty of people that give off fun. Yeah, there's a lot of people that give off fun.

You can give off silly, you can give off jolly, you can give off, what does giving off fun mean? Isn't that based on the activity that's happening? Brunk gives off fun. He gives off a lot of things, but he gives off fun too. He might give off silly, but also it's like, man, he gives that would have fun around him. And Brady, he gives off?

Not fun. Like douchey? Not fun isn't what he gives off. I mean, people get, you understand that people give off certain vibes. There are people who you know, you're like, oh, he's a good time. Yeah.

Hello. You're speaking to a guy that doesn't speak the language of vibe. What do you give off, Billy? No, I think Billy was making the joke. He's kind of... Fun? No, I don't think that's what I give off.

I don't think Billy's fun. You don't think I'm fun? I think that you're Billy. Oh. I don't like... I don't know what that means. That's that you're Billy. Oh, I don't like Insulting on back to that militant comment that he gave That was crazy a lot going on was wild honestly a lot of pockets in his vest It fits though, and you described it that way well hold on pockets in your shorts pal

You I don't think anyone would describe my cargo shorts as militant They're threatening for sure they're on you there. That's the point. How did you describe your own outfit when we started today? No, I was leaving what did you say the tropiness that my outfit could give off? Not that I actually believe that it's giving off. I don't believe it either David You said earlier that the way he looks scares you yeah, that might be a direct quote I don't think that's not even a joke. That was literally the the string of words you put together I may have cleaned that up a little Yeah, you actually said I'm terrified right now, I don't use that word

I don't believe in terror. I do actually but not you don't scare me. No, you make me smile good I give off fun. You don't give off fun You give off the fact that you had to do 20 different things during the course of the show and everything had to be perfect You had to adjust the table. You had to get several coffees You had to use the restroom three times. Yeah to talk to Franklin yet 20 things you had to do Yes, Frankie's a good time Talk about giving off fun. Yeah, Frank Cuz I say you know what I need to make sure I have a conversation with somebody over these three hours that gives off fun And I don't think that you would be able to keeps calling you

This is the second day in a row you just pick it up You say on the air I have to pick it up and say on the air you can just let it rock Yeah, just say send a voicemail and get back to him later, or just custom text. Yeah, I don't like doing that for certain people. OK. So you think your tact is much nicer? It was his agent. It was his agent.

It's how someone knows that you're. I knew that 10% dipshit. On the air. On the air. I don't know. That's not the personal touch that you think it is. Right. You think it's better to have someone that thinks

that you're ignoring their phone call than to just do a quick. That's got to be ignore. You're busy. Can I call you back? You even have the option that you could just click something and it says, I'll call you in five minutes, and it texts it to them. I don't have that.

Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. It's crazy that you think me shaking the table is more distracting than you answering a phone call in the middle of the show I'm gonna call you yelling on air and then hanging up. That is nuts. I turn. Oh Okay, I'm sorry to have this argument, but I would like to point out that were you to ever call me I Would make sure that I answered through hell or high water no matter what I was doing. I would answer Even if I were live on the air, no matter what I was doing, I would answer.

Even if I were live on the air. I see that. There are some people I would not. See, now you should have something pop up and then you can just say, no. That's not, okay. See, that's. There's a, there's a, call me Billy.

Do you ever use that move when you're not on the air? Yeah, trying to teach you something. You got like a red light on the air. Ha ha ha. There are some. There are certain people where you just hit the phone, the red button. But sometimes you do it quickly, and sometimes you

let it ring multiple times. Right, because you don't want them to know you've ignored it. So Billy's calling me right now. You see how it says accept, decline? There's a message option. You click on message. You click message. And then a few options will pop up.

And you could say either, can I call you later? I'm on my way. Sorry, I can't talk right now. Or a custom. Let's do this again, Billy. You can do a custom. But that takes way too long. No, no, no.

It literally does it for you. Watch. And here we go. We're going to do it again. Look at your phone. It doesn't distract anybody next to him, which is probably the most important part about it. Hit the message. You anybody next to him which is probably the most the message you got distracted by me quickly saying on the air yes it's very well nothing you turned

your mic off thinking that that wouldn't distract us but it clearly picked up on his yeah and I can I'm in the room with you I've never been on a show where someone answered the phone and said on air and I've worked for dozens of media companies I don't have that yes you do I didn't have that you don't have that and I've worked for dozens of media companies. I don't have that. Yes you do. I didn't have that. You don't have that option?

I just had a call come in. I'm going to my recent calls. Look at, above the reject, there is an option that says message. It's Larry Binfast saying, why'd you tell everyone I went to a nude beach? I think I got a call of five seconds from Billy Gill from the Lemon Show.

And who's Andre Dawkins? Harry Hill was there. That was not a highlight. Everything I do is a highlight. Why was Joseph Gaggy there? I did enjoy it though. Everything I do is a highlight. Andre's a very serious guy.

I would imagine. And you'd want to get his name right. Just like I would want to get your name. Now that you're Hawk, you're Hawk. Forever Hawk. Alright, I'll take it. You have to let me know if you change your mind. Do you like Hawk? Like them you can walk me right into that mic every time I'm fine with it because I like Hawk and I'm not embarrassed by it I like you Hawk man. That is going in the club for sure. I like how could I'm not embarrassed by it Why is for sure going in the club. You're my man, Blue.

That could've gone a lot worse. My boy is the quote, but. That one.