The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Remember When?

Episode Date: August 11, 2023

Pablo asks how the show went this week and is immediately met with Amin's new limited fake O.J. Simpson and the crew playing a word association game. Then, Domonique introduces us to his latest segment idea called "Remember When?" as we take a look back at last year's NFL season. Plus, as we analyze some of the best and worst NFL jerseys, we find out Roy is a font guy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Dunluba tour show with the Stugat's Podcast. I feel like this week's gone pretty well. Sure, right? You seem so uncertain. Like the lack of, it feels like you're asking, is that a statement or a question? I, I'm taking a temperature of the room.

We don't need that temperature. Tell yourself, I'm gonna... Temperature's like 55 everyday. It's so far out. It's cold back here. Not when I get here. My tozes are so cold. Oh, it's because I'm in this room.

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Someone named Brett Rice. I don't know how to play this game, but I'm going to know with my answer. Jerry Rice. Jerry Lawler. Ralph Lawler. Ralph Garmin. Garmin Electronics.

Now you're stuck. Now you're stuck. Electronics arts. Oh Electronics to electronic. That's okay art runies. All right. Oh, it's an entertainment Mara Rooney Rooney Mara. Oh, wow I'm mess up the name. I should have said it was our runes is a runie. All right. All right But as I was saying yeah, hello to the world It's now. Oh X world. Ha! It's us now.

Hello X world, it's me, you're truly, and because they won't play the actual video, because we have standards on the show, huh? So I have to do the voice. I gotta do until you guys with OJ said. I think the reason for not playing it was, I guess people do not feel comfortable pushing our audience in OJ's direction.

Like I don't know. I don't find it all interesting at this point. Like I do the documentary pretty much close the book on on OJ stuff to me. You find it interesting? Certainly OJ Man in America is the greatest documentary I've probably ever seen. Yes.

But God damn it if I'm not clicking on all those videos. Really? I follow them. I don't watch them. I follow them on Twitter. every time he has an update I Wanted here with this man has to say you can't give him the follow. It's just gonna show up on your feet That's what I that's what I wanted to do. I that's how I found out about the video I'm going to wait to your feed if you don't follow it

But you can't follow it, but I guess what's the the benefit? I don't know I feel like I remember when he first started doing this sort of stuff. The first one or two times when he was like obviously messing around with the fact that he got away with something that was shocking, it was entertaining. He's still doing it. I mean, I'm good, juice. I know I went to college on a football scholarship, but somehow this math is not heading up.

This is as good of an impression as you have. Please, we can't, so we are heated. I'm not happy about it. I got it, we can't have his best impression, be a person who we don't really want to talk about. Why don't we want to talk about me? I don't know because you're not that interesting and it just feels like we should not be pushing People in your direction at this point now hold on Dominique

As a member of the brotherhood I would think that you would support me In my endeavors. I did but I still haven't gotten my OJ prize. So I'm out. I support your post-playing career No, you don't, juice. Why don't you support mine? Chris Rock references. OJ prize. Big ass head. You date?

I'm with you, no. No? No. You go to a hotel room that you're invited to. It was, the show has been great to retrieve your own. I believe. Oh man. So Pablo, you don't feel confident about how things are.

Not really. Really? Yeah. What a day on text you. Is it me? Moroje. What a day. What a day.

I think it's been great. The only day that wasn't great was the day when I wasn't here. That day was good. And everything else has been great. I believe that we've actually done an excellent job. I believe that we probably aren't being compensated appropriately.

Of course, right. And it makes me think of the places in sports where that is most flagrant. College football. Well, so there's the college one, which is, I think, the obvious one, but there is also at the highest levels, still the same problem. Same courthouse, same city, same state.

So you're just going to see the alley and then catch it and turn around and shoot at the other basket. He's gonna watch the lob on throwing, he's gonna, he's got to watch the lob I'm throwing, he's got to catch it and stick a knife in it. Oh my god. Allegedly. Oh, yeah. Oh.

Oh. Now, if I were to do that, fat thumbs. I would say that the professor Scottott cappin of the naval academy the professor economics wrote a paper domineke about what the only back actual value of i missed you so i do it is no no no

you mean please so you don't know start and do all of them stop glorifying but all james Simpson i'm not glorifying anyone. Can you just do that, but thank please. So Scott Kaplan's a professor of economics

at the Naval Academy, right? Emily Kaplan. Yes, Emily Blunt. I'm gonna do that. Come on, Emily Blunt. Yes, come on, yes. Corry Blunt. LaGarret Blunt.

Oh, the Garrett Blunt. Okay, no stuff. Ah, you stuck. LaGarret's a hard one. Garret Blunt. Oh, Mrs. LaGarret from the Missile.et's a hard one Mrs. Ligeret from from Miss Ligeret That's in the reboot that's in the reboot for black audiences

Mrs. Ligeret and the reboot mr. Drummond is black and the kids are white and Mrs. Ligeret is black So and they live in the ghetto. Yes, they do and these white kids came from a rich family I promise you that there was an economic paper that I've been wanting to buy. Every time I try, you guys, no, no, no. What happened that time? So first time he threw you out of the loop, you grabbed it and kicked it into the stands.

The second time you started going, and then Jess very obviously went on to the feet. Jess is very obviously put her foot out. Put her foot out in front of you, five feet in front of you, and you ran to it. Look at it and jumped on it and tripped yourself. That was actually the third time.

The second time, he said a means back. It did it like so. That's why I came back out. So, you know, if you guys just let me like set up the thing and then we can have an intelligent conversation like Dan would like. Like Dan would like. Well Dan would prefer. I think yes We have an intelligent sports conversation here Pablo. Let's do it. Okay. Here we go

So Scott Kaplan he's a professor economics at the Naval again. She's got a Barnes the Admiral He wrote a paper he did he looked at the I'm not a second man. Oh, gosh. He wrote a paper. He looked at the amount of revenue generated by the game's top players for the individual teams and for the league as a whole, through ticket sales, through kind of basically basketball revenue,

Jersey sales, merchandise, et cetera, and estimated that many of the game's biggest stars are wildly underrated, which is underpaid, which is something that we already intuitively knew because in the NBA, you have maximum salaries, right? But I think the extent to which how they're underpaid will shock many of you.

What if I told you that he estimates that was a 30 for 30 now? Yeah, I like it. I like it. What if I told you that LeBron James? James Harden. Destiny Harden. Destiny Child. Problem Child.

Children of men. Children of the corn. Men at work. Hey, would work then. Pfft. Actually like Jason Hayward. Jason Hayward. I was angry until you hit me with A.

It would work for you. Bing of Hayward work man. Hey, would you work man for the love of God? So Steph Curry is salary this season, right? $48 million. Sounds like a lot, right? If I told you there were no maximum salaries, Paul, probably how much do you think he would be worth actually? I

Mean 80 80 million dollars. What do you think? 81 there you go anyone else and 150 Thank you stugots. It's a hundred and twenty plus million dollars. What? Now here's the crazy part Jess. What if I told you that you're still underpaying him because Now here's the crazy part, Jess, what if I told you that you're still underpaying him? Because the findings, because Steph Curry just doesn't just generate revenue for his team, right? Not gonna make an OJ joke. Ass on.

Oh man. Not just for his team, he makes revenue for other teams. How does he make revenue for other teams? Because what Steph Curry comes to town, guess what they have? A sellout, right? When Steph Curry comes to town, guess what's selling? Hot dogs, sodas, beers, right?

Miller lights, preferably. So his value to all the other teams combined and the league as a whole is an extra Hundred plus million dollars. So he's really worth 220 million dollars a year in terms of the actual economic impact he's making on the league I'd argue so yeah I think that's probably right for the stars of the top of the league But I think there are certain stars and we can call them like Jordan Tier

or Magic Bird Tier and obviously LeBron Tier, guys whose value even exceeds that, who are so valuable celebrity that their presence drastically impacts the TV deals and drastically impacts the amount of attention we pay to the league as a whole. And also, we see when a guy like LeBron switches teams, the value of the franchise jumps by quite a lot.

So yeah, we've talked about it before because we are strongly a union show that we understand. Gabriela Union. Gabriela Union Gabby Douglas Gabriela Reese Reese from Terminator How are we spoon? Angel Hernandez Orlando Hernandez Orlando Magic Orlando Brown Orlando Cabrera Orlando Jones

We could have gotten back to Dumb and Eek is magic John You're so close to getting back to the conversation. He was so close I think this show random Watson this show is at its best when the people who are trying to derail the show Also in the back of their mind are aware that this show is happening But not just like hey, let's play a dumb game. Let's dumb game it up But if you play a dumb game, but you also know that what we're really trying to do is a show, that'd be awesome.

It's a dumb game because you can't play it. I've even listened to this show for 20 years. Match, let's go. I want to match up. I'll play you in it right now. Let's go. Let's go. I'm gonna say, no.

Don't live a card. Yes, you can't talk about double-digit national titles when every single call of you winning the national title sounds like this Oh, there's there's a Stubby Jack I'm running down his highlight And there's a wall-fool too better in pitching into another white guy and he avoids another white guy Oh my god another name the fighting Irish have done it again for the White people still got choppy checker

I'm sorry I'm improv in here Running down the side he smells it differently all right, he name is Chubby. Maybe you didn't hear me correctly. His name is Chubby Chackas. His name is Heddy-N. And I feel like that should be the largest of five. And Chubby Chackas. And Chubby Chackas, it sounds like a college football name. This is the Dal-Le-Bata show with the Stugat.

Doing this show has felt like being buried under an avalanche of content. Some of it like the last segment. Doing this show has felt like being buried under an avalanche of content. Some of it like the last segment. Others of it actually really smart, refreshing analysis, but mostly I feel like I've been buried. And this is how it feels to actually consume sports I think, especially the NFL. There's too much Dominique we're about to get into the NFL season.

And I was trying to just keep track of stuff that happened. And I can't, like last season, I don't even know what happened anymore. Yeah, we talked about it before, we were talking about how you get further away from something in a person's career, like their catalog or their description gets shrunk down to like one word. We're not far enough away from last season, but I'm starting to do show prep or their description gets shrunk down to like one word. We're not far enough away from last season, but I'm starting to do show prep or like season prep, which means I look back at a lot of last season stuff

as I get ready to do like football analysis for the coming season. And there's so many things that I had just forgot happened. So I had the idea and I'll give you guys some time. I wanna play a game called Memberwin. All right, got mine. You already got your remember where I got mine. Okay, so let's lay out the parameters of this game.

The parameter of this game is to get the best reaction from everybody else because you are going to try to remind us of something that we had forgotten from last season. So the skill in this game would be something that is huge and impactful, but just under the line that is memorable. So you know how to play this game wrong? Play this game wrong by saying, Hey, remember when tomorrow, Hamlin? Yeah, that's the one.

That's the one. Yeah. No one. We have enormous like member win that chiefs want to see role. No, you're playing the game wrong. It has to be something that we have likely forgotten, but once you say a couple words, we'll be like, oh yeah! It's an unintentional memory-holding. We're trying to find the things that fell through the cracks of our back. I got one.

You want to go first? I'll go first and you're not going to beat mine. Can we get that sound please? That triumphant horn sound to declare after we say what we got? I mean, the fanfare? Yeah, that one. Yeah, I got it right here

Remember when Brian Flores sued the Miami dolphins in the National Football League I was at get up when he showed up there and I forgot about that That was last season An entire racial discrimination lawsuit that got he's been on two teams since then. Tom Brady. He's not an assailant anymore. No, he's not on his dealers anymore.

Tom Brady, a antagonist in that lawsuit, went from being a person in a fake story that, you know, he was, well, it was a real story, but about how he was going to become a part owner of a team, the dolphins, and then become the quarterback of the dolphins, he went and became an actual part owner of a real NFL team., and then become the quarterback of the dolphins, he went and became an actual part owner of a real NFL team. And now we're waiting for him to do the second thing. And now he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not. Tom Brady became the owner of a,

he's now the decordinator and the Vikings, because I remember after that happened, we all were like, will he ever work again? And then we were like, oh, Mike Tomlin hired him. Yeah, black guy, look at all for black guy. So it basically is the reverse course of Mike Tomlin. He went from Pittsburgh to Minnesota. There you go.

Take his old job. All right. That's a good one, right? Should I go or is somebody else has something? Well, that's a good jog by memory. Remember when Stephen Ross got suspended for multiple games? Yeah. Yeah.

Fiasco with Tom Brady. That's a good one too. University of Michigan thing. That was a whole connection. That's a good one too. University of Michigan thing, that was a whole connection. That's active litigation by the way. Yep. I got one. That's good.

Okay, okay. Week two, Dolphins versus Ravens, it was a shootout game back in the North. Two had an amazing game. It's like more or more. Three touchdowns in a fourth quarter, right? It's like a 40-something to 40-something game. Roy was fixing his doorknob and didn't watch. That's a great one. But I feel like in Miami, everyone remembers that.

Because that was the, that was the, that was the, I didn't remember that Roy was fixing the doorknob. That's the most important part. I remember exactly where I was now. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That was the comeback. That's right. That's right.

No, that was not the doorknob situation. You're at the woman king, the woman king. That was the woman king situation. Oh my god. I'm watching the woman king instead of watching the dolphins ring. True feminist noise. So just to recap here, what was the door knob thing then? The door knob. Yeah, the door knob thing, my door knob broke. I had to go to Home Depot and I had to fix the thing while the dolphins were playing. But that was not that game. But it was not that game. That was woman king. Right.

Door knob is more defensible because it's like, oh, we need a Dornob, we got to do it right now. Woman king, they'd been playing that again the next step. But I appreciate Roy's a feminist. I got one for you. Unless anybody else wants to step in, but Roy, I think Roy's doing the high bar. I had one.

I had one. But it's again, Miami-centric, because I'm starting to remember the only things that stuck with me last season are the things I heard our show talk about in circles. The butt pun. That was last year. The butt pun.

The butt pun. And Kendorzi having a freak out. That does not seem like last year, but that was the game you guys won because you had a third teammate. The son. because you had a 13 mate. Son. Son. Right. And didn't, uh, was it digs that came on the show and talked about how it was the most tired anyone had ever been?

That was. That's right. Now you guys went and then went up the Buffalo and made a good showing, which was impressive, because everyone thought you weren't actually that good. But. And Chris, winning him said, get a dome. Get a dome.

Oh, that's right. When winning him, I think the fight with the a dome. Oh, that's right when winning him I picked a fight with the entire city of the work and he was right unlike his take with the pantas trade in the mat You could shock you was wrong about that one. All right. I got another one. Oh, okay. Okay. So hold on hold on Do we do we have a bar are we are we ranking it? I'm just shooting out of the head I was I was always the clubhouse leader. Okay. All right go ahead Zeke's final plays a cowboy Do you remember oh Zeke's final plays a cowboy. Do you remember? Oh!

Zeke's final plays a cowboy. He was a center. They had the entire team to the right. That's a great one. Yo! That's a great one. That's really good. You know what I've yard, you know what makes that special?

That was just a week ago. And we had forgotten it already. You're right, it is as soon as you said it. It's like, oh yeah, that just happened, but I had already washed it for my memory. All right, is that not enough royal? Are we keeping it going? I think so.

How? How does this suit his former team and the national football? He can all y'all forget about that. How is that gonna knock that off? We'll listen. We don't want to waste too much time because- It's rare though when I come out of the boys thing, because of the oversaturation of Cowboys coverage, can somehow fall between the folds of our-

We'll see, we'll decide at the end. We don't want to spend time debating this, because someone else might come in over the top, and knock this all out the park. Anybody else up, or am I up? Oh? It's not going to knock it out of the park, but do you remember when the Colts hired Jeff Saturday?

Oh, yeah! That was last year! That was mine! That was one of mine! Because it was absolutely nuts. the cult's higher Jeff sat in the Oh yeah, that was last year! That was one of mine because it was absolutely nuts. I was working with him. Jeff and I've gone back a long time. We're really good friends. And I was working with him the week before

sitting on set on GitHub talking about nonsense. The next week that fool is texting me about what do you think about this as I prepare this freaking game plan. And remember when they got to come back on by the Vikings? That was a ridiculous joke. Did you ever know the Vikings? It was an incredible game. We're blowing all the vikers. We're like, oh, maybe Jeff Saturday is a football coach. And then by the end as we were like, oh, maybe Jeff sat in there, he's a football coach. And then by the end, we were like, oh.

Not a football coach. Did Jeff ever text you to ask how many time on CS? I will not stand for this. Jeff, I love that man. Dominic went on TV like a conquering hero after that first game. You remember when we all showed? Dominic and I did shows together

in which he was basically drinking on air taking a victory lap because his guy Who has beautiful piercing blue eyes for the record went and I'll Right it was the before the game. We were like this is a bad spot for Josh because if he loses that he Like you're the worst and he lost and I was so happy for my man November 2022 He's lost a couple of those games Josh McDaniel because another one that I forgot was Baker Mayfield fresh off the plane on Thursday night Carolina shows up in a rams uniform and beats the Raiders You got what I mean I got one Remember when uh

Zach Wilson supposedly slept with his mom's friend That was not last year that was last year wow The mill funner It was on my list. Oh, oh, same brain me and the tooth. It's like I went to Harvard Oh, oh, same brain me and the tooth. It's like I went to Harvard Dominique what else you got in your list? I mean a couple of mine got picked off that I thought I was gonna kill the room with but member win Josh Allen rubbed his crotch on Jalen Ramsey and we We come on

Nobody's moves by a lot of people don't remember all right, let me get let me try another one Cooper rush He was born one last year y'all completely forgot Before in one last year and was and and we had a whole Conversation all new cycle about should they bring back deck or should they let the dude throws for 30 yards of game keep playing y'all forgot that yeah, I'm near the top now I'm in the conversation. I'm in the conversation. I got another Raiders one. What's that Mac Jones throwing a pick getting stiff armed by Chandler Jones on his way probably talking them out of the playoff Maybe the best highlight of last season. No, he didn't throw a pick. It was a bad, ball pick, I think.

Chandler Jones, you know what, I was up out of the air. You reminded me before, huh? You think it was Jacobi Myers? Yes, you reminded it was Jacobi Myers. Was it Jacobi Myers? Oh, no, that's what it was. It was a hand, it was Ramundri Stevenson. I think throws it back to Jacobi Myers.

It was the lateral. That's what I say. That's what I say. It was not an interception. It was that he lateraled in a tied game I got another one. Remember when Nathaniel Hackett didn't have a go-t He shows up on hard knocks again just to reiterate with the go-t as if we're not gonna recognize him as the guy with the Broncos

Just a full-on yeah uncle Nate Hackett The Broncos. Just a full on, yeah. Uncle Nate Hackett. Oh, this is a fun game. I like this. I mean, he's been very silent this entire game. He's up to something. Anything else, Dominique?

I mean, I have some other ones that aren't particularly moving. They're just like, quick ones, what you got. That we forgot about. Remember when the chiefs are lost at the cults? Mm. Like, we too. And we were, again, we had a cycle, a new cycle, when the chiefs weren't scoring a lot of points,

and they were struggling where we were like, oh, remember when the chiefs barely beat the Titans on like a Thursday night game? Malik Willis was the starter, and through for like 48 yards, and the chiefs barely pulled off that win. Not a great number win, but you forgot. A mean has to weigh in with something. You've been sitting here doing nothing.

I can't believe you guys haven't mentioned this one. Remember when, DeMara Hamlin. Oh, God. Wait, had a sack at the end of Buffalo Bill's versus Jets. Oh! It was a eight yards! It's a tie game at the time. It Bills vs. Jets! Oh! It was a eight yards! It's a tie game at the time. That's a big play.

It worked the way to me. We knew he was up to something. Remember and Joe borrowed through four picks and the opener against the Steel? I don't. I don't. Remember when Justin Fields set the single game rushing record for a quarterback?

I don't. I'm here. And still lost the game. Yes. Remember when Jimmy G. ran out of the back of the end zone? I don't know if I'm here. It's still lost the game. Remember when Jimmy G. ran out of the back of the end zone? Remember when Hugh Jackson was like, yeah, I was told to tank too. He went on the news with that. I think he had to look at the back later.

He was like, here's all my evidence for why I've been unjustly fired. And all he had was they told me to lose games. Yeah, I was sad. No, it wasn't. I love this game. This is all the prep I need for this season. Remember when Desmond Hamlin almost died? I hate you.

Don't let me talk. Billy's got a conundrum here. He's got a dog now. And he doesn't know how to socialize with other dog owners. Stoogatz. Dogs, Dan. I don't know if you're aware of dogs.

Dogs like to smell each other and kind of like socialize and all that stuff. So then I'm holding on to a leash with my dog on it while another owner is doing the same thing. And I don't know how to interact with this owner. In this case, like, hey, you know, my dog likes your dogs, but smell. As you guys know, I'm not good at small talks.

So like, this is a nightmare for me because what do I talk to these other dog owners about? I experienced this exact same thing with my kid at a park. It's the same thing. Kids and dogs basically the same. It's the same exact thing. We're on the pole, right?

At Levitade Show, our kids and dogs basically the same. Because my two year old wants to That's what I'm saying. Kids and dogs basically the same. Because my two year old wants to run over and play with other kids and all of a sudden I'm standing there and our two kids are kind of chasing each other and we're like, hey, yeah, there's our kids. How about that? This is the Don Lebertar Show with this two cats. Roy just declared to all of us to... True surprise that he is quote, a font guy.

Yes I am. I'm a font guy. What makes Roy be is quote a font guy. Yes, I am. I'm a font guy. What makes Roy Bellamy a font guy? Well, I like designs, I like jerseys, I like all that sort of things. And fonts actually proved to be a primitive role in uniforms. You know, the name and the back of the jersey, the actual numbers and that sort of thing,

you know, the word fonts on Team logos, that sort of thing. And you brought up the impact font I hate the impact We got to get Roy's top five fonts in a second here. What is what is I got to look it up now. I want to list Wait, it's Johnson and Roy's General Cramp me my mom. You're the person who is subscribed to the UniWatch patreon, right?

Krut not yes, they have their own website. This is subscription to, I don't know if it's a Patreon because there's no videos there, but yes. Right. See it then, oh my God. I know the worst font, you beat me to it. The worst font in the NFL is obviously the Steelers font. What?

Wow. What are we doing here? We're being. Trying to make it look like metal. Give me a real font. It's just regular letters. No. It's almost like the Packers font But the Packers is all caps get your own fun sailors. They didn't really have fonts Ravens best font

Like a leak Football Jersey's the names are all written in that same block font. I think I'm more about the letters. Yeah Like the team name on the front, name. Yeah, on the front. But it's not even also loosey. If he's talking smack about Steelers font, that means he's talking about Iowa font too. We have the same colors, different font. Famously same uniforms.

Yeah, same uniforms, but we kept our own font. Well, I mean, you and I will see have seraphones. I believe. I was a seraphot. Some wack unies. I mean, come on guys, get another sticker. I mean, 2023. Get your money up, get your money up Pittsburgh.

Oh, I like it. I like it. It's unique. What we doing? We don't need to. Call the serialer. What we doing? Get a sticker.

You don't know this, Pablo. I mean, you do. You probably just don't recognize it because you just like go TV blind to watching football all the time. It's true. But I don't recognize any numbers. The Steelers, yeah, this is another fun game that we should play later. But the Steelers have one sticker.

One logo. And then it's naked on the side. Yeah. It's my key. It's cool. It's not cool. It's always bothered me to be honest. Yeah.

Get you another sticker. You only need one. Slightly more than the Browns one, which is just the Browns helmet. Yeah, this is a Browns. The Orange Hohmen. It's the Orange Hohmen which is just the brown helmet. Yeah, this is a brown. The orange helmet, it's an orange helmet, not a brown helmet, orange helmet. Yes, sure.

You know, the one thing I do enjoy about football jerseys, or not football jerseys, football equipment, is the guys that put the stickers on their helmet. That's what I thought you were talking about, like the, like the marijuana leaf that Ohio State has. For every, for every sack you get, right? Yeah, it's different things, yeah. It's like the predator. I did, that's what I'm saying, right? Like, it's different things, yeah.

It's like the predator. I did, that's what I'm saying, right? Like, notches on the belt and stuff. Did Maryland have that Dominique? No. We didn't. It's a little gimmicky, right? Yeah, it's foolishness.

I mean, what do you, I'm working for a sticker? No, I'm working because I care about success. He's up fine. And I care about the people around me and the team I'm playing for. I don't need no sticker. It was a bnox. You know what I would like though.

Some money. Yeah, how about instead of spending money on those stickers, you give us some key. Let me get that four cent sticker. Get them 17 cents sticker. It's a inflationary time. Sticking in four cents no more. Roy, are you close to giving us your top five fonts?

Not yet. Got a pillow bust of some more. I think you you close to giving us your top five fonts? Not yet, man. Got a pillow bust of some more. I think you guys like a cursive font on a jersey? You can do it. No. No? Because it's mostly baseball, I think, is why? Well, hold on.

I take that back. Yes, I do. When it's like slanted. Yeah. Like the old Chicago Bulls jerseys or it's shawgle. Right, exactly. That's exactly what I'm bringing out. Flipers, flippers, flippers, yeah.

The Vikings, I'm looking at like a list of NFL fonts right now and the Vikings kind of have some letters have like a horn like a spike coming out. Then we got the classic Cowboys font. No, it's like real thick. And the foul font. Yeah, I'm going. Oh yeah, the Cowboys almost like a wanted poster.

Yeah, it's like an old school wanted I don't like that we've achieved like peak saturation with alternate uniforms, right? Yeah, like we can stop making them now I mean the oilers bringing back the oilers one is the last it looks great That's the that's the most excited. I've been for a jersey in a while because we have done you remember because it looks like it looks like Dupts that it is eye color No, just because it's like, it's more distinct. I guess you guys probably were really young, but I feel like it was the 90s, the late 90s,

the first time when we had a throwback jersey week, or something like, or maybe it was 2000. But anyway, it was in 2000s. It was when the throwback jersey phenomenon was at the highest, the team started saying, ooh, let's have it. Before that, you were just the jersey. Yeah, well yeah.

But I don't know, it was awesome and cool, but now it just feels like it's not because we see them every year. I love a throwback jersey. If you have a throwback jersey, I'm all good with that. What I don't like is, well this one is to celebrate Arbor Day,

and because of that, we're wearing these tree shaped, like it's too much, it's too much. Jess, now I'm gonna need you to be honest. Yes. Worse throwback unies. The Steelers' Bumblebee uniforms. You know what, they're so ugly that I really like them.

They've retired them since, they think they stopped wearing them two or three years ago, but they're a uniform that is so unique, so unesthetically pleasing that it works for me. That's the only face a mom could love explanation for. It's like, I love you so much. I can't imagine how demoralized I would be if I showed up ready to play and they laid that funky shit down

in front of my locker. Worst in the Navy and Gold Packers uniforms, because those are worse. Hold on, hold on. The Steelers one, which I've just Googled, and I thought I knew, because those are worse. Right, hold on. Hold on. The Steelers one, which I've just Googled, and I thought I knew, and then now I know for a fact, it looks like the longest yard, right?

Like this is the team from prison that's come together and it's gonna beat the wardens team, right? What's most offensive though is that the numbers on the front of the Jersey are in like white block backgrounds, black number, black ring around them, kind of like you're holding up numbers at a hot dog eating contest. Yeah, and the pants are like a different shade of gold.

The Packers jerseys look like an intramural team. Wow, right? Like this is, we're playing Flag football, and here we go. You tell them the one with the numbers in a circle, right? I think if you're gonna do throwbacks, you have to make it in the material that those jerseys were made in at the time.

Like, if we're the Packers and we're going back to our jerseys from like the turn of the circle, yeah. Burlep pants. In that case, Dominique would have made really easy when it was at 15 pounds on them. Oh, the Broncos has a real ugly ones too, at one point. The Broncos throwbacks to the L-way years are nice,

but they apparently have some very Steelers-esque throwbacks with vertical stripes on them. The socks have stripes on them, right? Yeah, they were like vertical stripes on the socks of, who's bad? I feel like stripes just don't work, right? Yeah. No, that's not true.

It works in basic stripes. It works. Or land-o-magic like pinstripes. So it's very Yankees. Yeah, it only works like that. So you gotta earn them, right? No, the magic pinstripes, original ones. Yes, yes, original ones.

The Shaq one, the old school raptor when he's got like the uniform on, those pinstripes. I was, it was too thick. When a pinstripe becomes too thick, then no, no. And it's not pinstripes, now it's body shaming pinstripes. Charles Broccoli rockets. Oh, that's one of the worst jerseys of all time. With the rocket, it's got the cartoon rocket. The cartoon rocket has like a shark mouth on it. Yeah, yeah. No, that's one of the worst jerseys of all time. With the rocket. With the cartoon rocket.

The cartoon rocket has like a shark mouth on it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Man, no, no, no. You don't like the Raptor playing basketball though? No. I love the Raptors playing basketball. That one's sick. Here's the Steelers one. YouTube.com slash Levitator friends. Oh, yeah. It looks like your number is what they hold up when Joey Chestnut is mowing

through dogs on July 4th. I love it. It's unique, you know? But they should have had to make it out of steel slag, which is probably what the jerseys were made out of back then. Did you know that the staleers and the Eagles combined? Seagulls. Yeah, the stale sales. Pretty cool.

War's not cool though, but that was cool. Winning trivial pursuit question also. Always on there. Here's a question I have. Okay. What is Roy Bellamy's top five thoughts? All right, here is number five. Oh, school on there. Here's a question I have. Okay. What is Roy Bellamy's top five thoughts? All right, here is number five, O school Ariel. Oh.

Not Ariel? Yeah, I was a Ariel. I'm sorry, a little more made happy than a couple of months ago. So anyway. Tant Disney plus number. Yeah, yes it is. Solid choice for font. Thank you guys for promoting my employer's content.

No problem, number four, Sophia. Yes, yes, Sophia. There's a big name. Wait, what's that one like? That one is, oh, these by the way, how San Seraph. Not Roy Bellamy as San Seraph. Look at her, okay.

Vince Young. Sophia, where's Sophia? S-O-F-I-A. What does that one look like though? Roy, describe that for the audience. It's kind of an offshoot on Ariel. It's a little bit wider. It looks nice.

Number three, Praxima Nova. Ah, yes, Praxima Nova. Great fun. That's a great fun. Number two, T W Sin MT. That's a deep cut, isn't it? What is that one? Yeah, that's all in the bottom of the ear. the bottom you know they're all deep cuts to me. I mean the fun I use is the fun that's up when I open the word processor. That's the fun. It's time's new Roman basic bitch. Never ever ever ever ever. So yeah, that's the seros out of here.

And number one and this is the big one. This is a great one. No, no, no. If you remember, answer eyes to use this font for the credits, Futura. Where's Comic Sans? No, I love Roy so much. I am a professional. Why would you think I would go with Comic Sans? Someone's damn good. I cannot believe you. What? You use Helvetica. No, no. I don't like Helvetica. Unbelievable. There's a mean looking font, but there's a whole I cannot believe you didn't use helvetica. No, no, I don't like helvetica. Unbelievable.

There's a mean looking font, but there's a whole documentary about helvetica. Oh really? Yeah, that's a great point. There's a whole documentary about it. Okay, section. This has to be the worst segment we've ever done. That's the most versatile font.

No, no. There's a font nut out there who's losing his mind, by the way. It's me. Like an anger, right? Let him. There are nut out there who's losing his mind by the way, it's like an anger People out there that get really really it's like designers that have really strong Oh, yes much like Roy Exactly It's a I feel like you have your tic tacal aine Roy. We got something for you. You know Just showing off funds. No, you just out here.'s like a ratings. Yeah, analyzing what you call it.

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basically type like Cam Newton. And then like, previous me, it's gonna be like, who's Cam Newton? It's like, don't worry about it. He's just gonna be a high school student in the future. Yeah. That's my favorite font. Your kids are gonna love them though.

But, but here's the thing, I thought you were gonna go with, you don't have enough words so you change everything from camp to camp not and then you The mark the margins the margins are like two it's just I'm familiar with this move and then so Pablo just sits down on the due date It's like hey whatever This is a weird move just do your file got corrupted. That's how we got into the Ivy League folks got out of the Ivy League You guys are out there making it 2.5 spacing. Yeah, and I'm playing a bigger game Make the punctuation like size like 14 or 15 it would add so much Yeah, man, you're a little commas They can really it's a really terrible way to teach writing too because when you get older you start writing

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