The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Salute to the Farters

Episode Date: August 31, 2023

Jess and Lucy recap Week 0 in College Football in their new soon-to-be-named segment! Then, Amin is struggling, Jess is always on her phone, and Mike introduces us to a new game. Plus, Amin has real issues with Roy for his takes on airplane windows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Dunlabel tour show with the Stugat's Podcast. Oh my God! We're back. We're so good. We don't know what we're calling the segment, Aunt Lucy, but we're doing yet another little college football review slash preview for this week. Should we have people submit name options because all of ours are terrible?

Yeah, well they're not trust theirs. They're not ours or Mike Ryan's. Yes, they're real bad. They're really bad. I'm not even going to repeat that. No, we're not saying it. Most of them involved like a wordplay of the word feet. Yeah, I can't do that. No, we're not saying it. Most of them involved like a wordplay of the word feet.

Yeah, I can't do that. Yeah, we're not doing that. Taylor is joining us as always. I do have to correct the record last week. I said that Taylor went to North Carolina. He wants it to be known. He did not just go to North Carolina. He played football at North Carolina.

We're very proud of you. Oh, tell me, bro. So the record has been corrected. And Lucy, we're going to do a little top five list this week. Like we did last week. Funniest things from week zero. We're going to talk about what we learned from week zero. And then we're going to preview the upcoming week,

which you have already told me about 15 times that you are very excited for. Week one is always the best week one, and then week 12, 13, whatever we want to call it, where there's no NFL. So we have Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday night. All college football.

All college football. And we're looking forward to that. I liked your setup that I saw. I saw you had the quad box going on YouTube TV. I brought out the second TV. So I have five screens. I didn't even bring out the iPad, but we're going to get that started this week. iPads back this week.

So I was only able to watch the Notre Dame Navy game and not even really because it was impossible to see what was going on because I was standing between like the field was between me and like 99 six foot four men. So I couldn't really tell what the hell was between me and like 99, six foot four men. So I couldn't really tell what the hell was happening. Other than like there were a lot of touchdowns and I was very excited about that. So what did you learn from the other non-noder-dame games that happened in this past weekend?

USC, they haven't fixed it. They have not fixed it. Tackling is still optional there. They could not stop San Jose State. I mean, their offense is so amazing. Caleb Williams had one of the craziest drop snap to 76-yard touchdown I've ever seen, which he's going to win you so many games, but that defense is still really bad, which obviously like, no shit, Alex Grinch is still your defensive coordinator like Della.

So USC still has a bad defense, but still has a good offense. Yeah. Any other takeaways? I mean, I know you have been defending the slate of games, but it's good. Okay. I heard Hawaii and Vanderbilt was a good time. Hawaii really turned things around.

They lost to Vanderbilt by 53 last year. They were in this one. They still lost, but Vanderbilt is also back. Vanderbilt lead Florida last year. We know that's hard still lost, but Vanderbilt is also back. Vanderbilt eat Florida last year. We know that's hard to do, but Vanderbilt's winning games. He did beat Florida last year. He forget that. It's a real, like it was nice to see some of like

the little guys get better. Like to see UMass score points, that was a beautiful experience. Something I never thought I'd see. I never thought I'd hear someone say it either. And I didn't get to watch many games last week, Lucy, but I do know that Notre Dame. They have a quarterback.

And if you hate Notre Dame fans now, wait until you see a few more games with Sam Hartman playing at this level. The vibes are insane right now. For some Notre Dame fans, some of us are very like, well, they should be Navy by 39 points. So no, actually that's not me. I'm kind of like a, I'm the kind of fan are very like, well, they should be Navy by 39. So no, actually that's not me.

I'm kind of like a, I'm the kind of fan that's like, you know what? You can only win the games you play and right now they've only played one and they did a really good job, so I'm happy. And if they lose to another crappy team this year, I'll be sad after that happens, but I'm not going to get pretty sad about it. And I think when fans do that, like, what are you watching the games for guys? Like we won. We went to Ireland. We won. Let's all have fun. Let's enjoy it. And I think when fans do that, like, what are you watching the games for guys? Like, we won. We went to Ireland.

We won. Let's all have fun. Let's enjoy it. Let's bask in the after globe, eating Navy in Ireland, as we showed. One quarter into watching that game. I just had to sit and really think to myself, shit, they're going to put Notre Dame in the playoff. They're going to put Notre Dame in the playoff. What can I have? I'm going to do it. They've got a very difficult schedule. No, we don't. We can all jump on the hype train. Everyone's welcome to join the hype train.

You, me. My God. Chris Russo, daughter went to Notre Dame. Should we get into funniest things from week zero, Lucy? Heck yeah. We've got HELLO OLI. So why don't you start with an OLI for us? All right, our first OLI, the funniest thing from week zero.

Vanderbilt students tried to spell Vanderbilt's, which, great school by the way. And then said spelled, is this right? Is I'm reading it? The V, I wanna make sure it's right, because it's so ridiculous. It looks like someone sat on a keyboard. It's like, it's like an Elon Musk child name.

V, X, Y, O, E, R, B, I, T. It looks like a capture. It's like putting these letters. They're all wavy to prove you're not a robot. So how are they trying to spell these with a sign? Yeah, I'm confused as to where did ex come from. Where is it? I like when supposedly smart people do very stupid things and I'm putting smart air quotes

because when I was at Notre Dame, we eat something very stupid like this. They tried to give us these big colored panel flag things to make the Irish flag in the stands, like in the student section one year. And it did not work. And I think if you're watching this on YouTube, we'll put a picture in. But one of the rectangles was right. And then the other ones were sideways and folded up. And it was terrible.

It was supposed to be like this cool thing where it's like, oh, look, the Irish flag in the stands. And instead it was like, look at these dumb, drunk, idiot students who do not know how to follow basic instructions. So shout out to Vanderbilt, been there. I was under the white one, though. So my section did its job.

I've never understood the pinning, like the the letters on your body for fans because somebody's going to have to go to the bathroom at one point and that's when the camera's going to get you. Oh, and you're going to spell something like total. And you're going to see if there's something out there's going to be an accent there. VXY0ERBI. That looks like a European license plate, actually. That's what that looks like. All right, Lucy, what's our next OLI? Or OLI is Sam Hartman had a necklace made from his own rib. How is that only an OLI?

That is the craziest, like how do you ask the doctor for your rib after it gets removed? I would be so, like, I would be too scared to ask for that. I think his mom did it. His mom? He can have the rib was like, I need that rib. I'm that. I think his mom did it. His mom? He can have the rib. I need that rib. It's arts and crafts time.

I'm gonna make something for Sam, which I don't know if it makes it better or worse. I don't know either. It's very strange, but I kind of like it. Maybe it's my bias showing. Maybe if he was still on Wake Forest, I'd be like, hmm, that's weird, but he plays for Notre Dame now,

so you can do no wrong. I respect it, honestly. Next, O.L.I. Next, O.L.I. Next, O-L-I. My computer keeps locking. Ohio has a lineman, Parker Titzworth, number 69. Wow. No.

That is what college football is about. People say this sport isn't going to succeed. Look at that. We still make 69 jokes about a guy named Titzworth. Baby. We're at Any other number? Yeah. He's probably doing a thing there.

It's perfect. And it's working. We're talking about Ohio. That was also kind of a gross game, but like a good gross game. Ohio San Diego State. Oh, nasty. That sounds disgusting. It was.

It was real gross. Was it as gross as the Hawaii game in which number five, there was a zero yard punt. That was... It didn't get blocked. Was it as gross as the Hawaii game in which, number five, there was a zero yard punt. That was, it didn't get blocked. If I don't think it got blocked. So he just punted it and went straight up. It just didn't go where he wanted it to go. It ended up going out of bounds and hit right like at the line of scrimmage. And it was zero yards.

I love that. I saw that threw up everywhere. I love bad special teams. It's one of the things that makes college football so unique. There are some weird, we, I saw two misfeel goals in Dublin this past weekend and there are so many more to come. What's number four, Lucy? Number four, San Diego State avoided an intentional grounding by throwing the ball directly into a ref's face. I saw this one.

This one was solid. It looked like it was intentional. It probably was not question mark, but there were a couple times I was watching this women's world cup this past summer and I saw a ref just be so in the way that they had to like blow the whistle so they could restart because they were just so completely in the way. And this guy is just so in the way that they had to blow the whistle so they could restart because they were just so completely in the way. And this guy is just so in the way. Like he could not be more in the way of where this play is going.

And it is remarkable. I hope he didn't break his nose. It looked painful. I've seen a lot of Iowa quarterbacks look just like that. You guys like that? Number three. Number three. Vanderbilt's had their scoreboard held up by cranes.

It's not done and they had a week zero game and they threw it up where we're going to kill somebody with this. They just brought out cranes and like a legit scoreboard. It was also like terrible weather. Yeah, and the scoreboard says, inclement weather, which is what you want to see from a giant heavy scoreboard dangling in mid-air by cranes. I guess the season's stuck up on them there in Vanderbilt. They don't know how to spell their own team name.

The stadium's not ready yet. I truly would not want to be anywhere near that. It seems like one of those final destination type ways to die, where it's like so many things go wrong, and but we all kind of sought coming at the same time. Yeah, that's a pass for me. That's an SEC school. That's an SEC school holding up their video board

with current. Sure is. All right, number two. FIU's quarterback had four passing yards on 14 attempts. Oh. Five completions, four passing yards, and they almost won. You know what, I don't think this is where we need to stake our preference for our favorite Florida football team.

For me, that's FIU. It's the Panthers. They're the ones that play in Miami. They're the ones that are just the, they have the Miami Vice Uniforms this year. I am excited to watch FIU. More so than all the other Florida teams, Jeremy, wherever you are, shut up. Mike Ryan, you know how I feel about your team already.

Florida, like that's not even, I don't even know. That's so far away from here, it could be in another state, doesn't count. They also beat Miami, so that's FIU. Yeah. And Billy Gill on the call. Love it. What's number one?

And number one, the funniest moment from week zero. And this was tough. Obviously great list. New Mexico states quarterback through a pass with his helmet completely backwards. This wild like face mask moment where it just sky. It was on the complete other side of his head. I don't know what's that, a 90 degree angle.

So I was 180. It was a the complete other side of his head. I don't know what's that a 90 degree angle. So I was 180 180 it was a full 180 it looked like he was like wearing a Like cousin it kind of Halloween costume because it was just hair in his face mask, but shout out to him Really taking the Patrick Mahomes no look past to heart on that play. It was pretty funny. It was a good list Lucy They lost to our darling UMass. Tragic. Well, I appreciate the update from last week on games from you. But looking ahead, what are we the most excited for now? Oh, oh my God, there's so much to be excited for.

Thursday night, you're headlined with Florida, Utah. You got Nebraska, Minnesota as well, which I'm very, very excited for. You've got, so you even got like a good Friday night slate, like a little big connection in there. Saturday is, we're so back. You have a sea, it's down here, lineup. You have LSU floors to stay on Sunday.

There's literally so much. It's an amazing week one. And you and I are both, we have our eyes on something that you haven't mentioned yet. Clemson and Duke. Keep an eye on Duke. Keep an eye on Duke folks Keep an eye on Duke folks. We mentioned it last week.

Duke, sneaky good last year. Got a good head coach. They're playing Clemson. Clemson coming off up. Bummer of a season in which they still made a new year six bowl game, but that doesn't matter. Keep an eye on Clemson. Duke everyone.

Davos already complaining. Don Lebertard. Earlier in the show, the question was asked, what would you do got to do with one invisible disc? Stu Gotts. One day where he could be invisible, we decided that during banking hours, he would choose a weekday,

he would rob all the banks in the universe from eight to five, and then at night, he would alter sporting event results by being an invisible man in games he had been on. VCC Don Lebatard show with his Stu Gotts. with this two-gots. Thank you to everybody in the audience, rushing in, with the correct correction of Stugots from a couple of hours ago, when he said that the Montana Marino debate is not over, and that Montana is not allowed to select Marino. Marino had a couple of Hall of Fame wide receivers. Stugots said in Mark Dupur and Mark Clayton,

neither of whom are the most important and most important people in the world. allowed to select Marino. Marino had a couple of Hall of Fame wide receivers. Stugat said in Mark Dupur and Mark Clayton, neither of whom are in the Hall of Fame because they get no credit for having played with Dan Marino. But two sous credit, I can't think of a single receiver that played with Joe Montana. Yeah, that one guy who was still great in his 40s somehow, this is a story from Connecticut and it made me think of Tony because Tony rivals Stugots in having really questionable judgment, especially around things that might be criminal.

I mean, are we boring you? Sorry I I hadn't realized the segment started God I'm turning it to Greg. I really have turned it into Greg Cody. Holy shit. How long has it been? 90 seconds It's a 90 seconds. It's a 90 seconds of show that we've been doing.

I had no clue. What were you doing? I was on Twitter. Doing what? Just reading the mentions. I'm turning to the Greg Cody. I'm telling you, man, as reading the fresco things, they really like the musical sues, huh?

Anything interesting on it? No, that's the worst part. Just scrolling away. Mike, what do you think of a means performance today? I think he's talking too much in too many places. He used to be so respectful. Like he used to come in here and be very careful about when he talked, when he didn't talk.

Now there's just an inefficiency of words. So he doesn't know when the clock is about to end a segment. He's talking too much at the wrong times. Like what's happening here? I value, I mean immensely, he does a lot, network-wide. And I think for the first time today, it's washed over me that he's probably doing too much. Because I think through his credit, he's a natural on this cast.

He just plugs in the ensemble and he's great. And so he doesn't feel like he has to be that particularly sharp anymore. We're familiar with this affliction. It's happened to your regular co-host. So I think that's what happened to Amin today. You just took this for granted, thought he can just stroll in and be awesome

and hasn't worked out. I mean, take my rings, put them in a box, take libertades rings and put them in a box, take libertades rings and put them in a box, see which a box plus minuses. Dan has even that was not even on Dan has way more rings in here. He has a lot. Mary. I you're on the Dan Levitard show. I have never in the history of doing this show been allowed to not pay attention while it's going on. That's crazy. I did the whole crossword today.

Well, but you are the worst. You are the absolute worst of anyone here of being in your phone when we're talking about stuff. I just am never expecting the person directly next to be not to be listening to a single word I'm saying. I swear to God, I didn't know I Didn't know the segment started. It's it I mean, we boring you I felt like I was in class again. I was like oh shit like the lecture started. Oh my boy. That's crazy, Dan Also women be shopping and then be shopping as I wish saying And you know what that song means.

I don't know what this song means. What it means is that we don't have a music library that costs a lot of money and don't have any modern music or music chosen from, I don't know, the last 70 years. It's time for the brand new game that is sweeping the nation. Made up team? Or real team I've bet on in the last two weeks. Oh my god, he's gambling again. I am gambling again.

So we begin with a team called Lehman FC. Lehman! Lehman! Did I bet on a team called Lehman FC in the last two weeks, or did I make them up? Lehman is the name of Jessica's boyfriend. It's really not. Lehman, he's not your boyfriend.

I mean, I do call him Lehman now, so maybe this is the end. Dan? I'm gonna guess that that is aman now, so maybe it is. Is that him? Dan? I, I'm gonna guess that that is a real team, but I'm guessing. Oh, what? I'm going to come down. It's a real team? It's a real team in China, Lehman FC.

Oh. Yeah. What was your strategy? Just getting him in. What in from, not Lehman. I mean, he'll have to. Come on, man. Go sit in the penalty box. See, you did that to yourself. I mean, how can have to. Come on, man. Go sit in the penalty box.

See, you did that to yourself. I mean, how can I... What am I supposed to do? Like, look at... We've been five minutes into the segment. Do you know how hard it is to be that incompetent in five minutes? The segment started. He wasn't listening to the first 90 seconds.

He's trying to catch up. I don't know. That was his best... That was the best he was in this segment. That was the wise. That was what he considered wise. Let me play on this particular electrical line. Yeah, man, that was impressive.

You're one for one so far. I bet on a Lehman FC game. It was the Asian Champions League qualifier in which they lost. Thankfully, I had the other side. But what did you know about the team that you were better? I had no idea that Lehman FC was a real team. I was just reading stats on recent goal production.

Thank you. Shout out to the FOTMOD app. I won this bet. Did you just need action at a certain time of day that you didn't have any other option? If that time of day is 5.50 AM, you certain? Yes. You're not going to, if you see $100 on the floor,

you're not going to not pick it up, right? I'd rather play, unfortunately, Tony're not gonna, if you see $100 on the floor, you're not gonna not pick it up, right? I'd rather play, unfortunately, Tony's not here. Old faces, new places, and football is the game I prefer. Drew, do I do appreciate you? What kind of music, dancing to this music? Question number two, what is this music? Middle fart. That can't be a real team.

That can't be real. I bet on a team. That can't be real. Called Middle fart. MiddleFart. MiddleFart better. You are saying that the lie, you are it is spelled the way that it sounds, F-A-R-T. One word, MiddleFart.

But it's fart. Yes, it ends with F-A-R. That is not a real team. You don't think it's a real team? No. No. F-A-R. Good, and Google it folks.

I bet on a team called MiddleFart, and I'm not even sure what country they play in. I think maybe Denmark, but both teams are score cashed. Salute to the Farders. Next one up. Put it on the pole, Juju. Salute to the Farders, yes sir. Did I bet on a team called Guillermo Brown? I mean, if middlefarts a team, then Guillermo Brown is a team.

Unders in the second division of Argentinian soccer are a cash cow. I'm sensing a trend here. Yeah. Next question. A gambling problem too. What? What? Did I bet on the West Brahmachalbian under a team team?

That's probably a real team. I mean it's a yeah the West West Brahmachalbian is a real team that plays in the championship They've been in the Premier League before did I bet on their under 18 team? How do you spell that? West is W.E-S-T. The rest of it. Prometalbian. V-R-O M

V-I-C-H Albion. I'm gonna say yes. You did bet on that. Oh, yes, I did. I'm never... The Academies can't stop anybody from scoring So if you see two academy teams playing both teams to score. Yes, did I bet on a team called the strongest? The team name is the strongest. I wish they played middle farts, so it'd be the strongest middle farts. Oh

Did I bet on a to call the strongest? Yes, I did. Moneyline. Cash. Did I bet on a team called Young Boys? Dangerous game. Did I bet on Young Boys? Is it as dangerous as the one of mean was playing with accents? No. Did I bet on Young Boys?

Yes, you bet on all of these. Can we be done with this segment and this music? Yes, you bet on all of these. Last one. No. Did I bet on young boys? Yes, you bet on all of these. Can we be done with this segment in this music? Yes, you bet on all of these. Last one. Did I bet on old boys? Yes. Yes. Young boys, old boys, old boys, old boys. Old boys are actually the Lionel Messi's parent club. That's where he started his career at old boys. Yes, I did. The moral of the story is I bet on everything. I gathered that and I knew it already before we added that music to it. The story I was trying to get to before you interrupted me as you guys have done several times. Well, Helsinki just scored.

Thank you. Bojan Relovich is that Tony, because he can dabble, it seems like in criminal behavior, likes to say out loud that he doesn't mind doing so, says that if he found a suitcase or cocaine, he would keep it. This story is from Connecticut. A Connecticut man says that he felt like he won the lottery when he discovered a bag with nearly $5,000 in cash lying in a parking lot. So he decided to keep it. My question to the audience and to you guys, those of you who aren't in your phones doing crossword puzzles. No, it's okay. I finished it. I'm onto the world now. If you found $5,000 in a duffle bag in a parking lot,

you do what? All of you. I'm doing what this guy did. He kept it, and now he's playing dumb. He's like, well, I didn't know. And they're like, what do you mean? It had, like, there were documents in it with the name of the bank. It was in a labeled bag. And he's like, well, I didn't see that. I don't know.

I just, I thought I was in the lottery. What would you do? I'm going to be arrested. What's somebody's going to kill me. So I'm out there. Juju, what are you doing? I've been broke all my life. I'm keeping that bag.

I'm 100 miles an hour down the street. In case somebody saw me pick it up. Because as Jessica mentioned, it said in the bag, there was insignias and information that said the cash was from the town's tax department. There were numerous documents inside saying who the rightful owner, classic Robin Hood. I can rationalize that tax department. I mean, taxes rationalization. Yeah. Also did middle part cover not

that also might apply here he's been charged with larceny uh... because that is not something that you can do that's i and i wouldn't have known that i on it i think that most people listening to this if they find five thousand dollars worth of cash uh... the grand majority of people listening this are going to be tempted to keep it even if you have money, right? Put it on the pole, please, Jude. You at Lebitard show.

If you found $5,000 worth of cash, would you keep it? Yes or no? He got charged with starting a fire. That would be, that would be awesome. They would open that bag and they would have found a whole bunch of $5,000 for owls. Yes, he was charged with arson. It was weird, right?

He was a word combo. He was a word combo. I don't know. Put it on the pole as well at Labatard show. Do you think that if you found a bag with $5,000 in it, you'd be charged with arson? All right, I'm leaving. Not arson, but arsene. In the strip club, they're going to charge me with arsene because I'm making a rain

and thunderstorm and I'm going to be fired. They're doing it. I'm fucked up my bad. There it goes. Excellent. Start to the segment and finish to the segment. One guy wasn't listening and the other guy shouldn't have been talking. Don Lebertard. I feel like we need to normalize saying the scientific terms for organs on the air. Like someone, yes. You know what, if someone takes a foul ball to the penis,

we should just say he took a foul ball to the penis. Say it. Stugats. That free kick hit him right in the cock, a doodle do. This is the Don Lebatar show with this Tugats. I believe that a meme just shamed a confused Roy and I don't know why or how this became a discussion point, but Roy doesn't seem to understand why a meme doesn't accept or like that Roy is a person on airplanes who doesn't mind his window, not the window being open,

but he doesn't need the shade down on the window and a mean is making him feel bad about this for some sort of reason? Heathen. How? Heathen. It's clouds. There's nothing out there.

I promise you. There's nothing interesting out there. It's just clouds. Close the window, let people want to sleep sleep, let people want to watch stuff on their devices, watch it without the glare of like this bright light coming on their screens, reflecting everywhere, let people not have their watch,

glint, lasers into my eyes. You be, be, be, be, be, be, be, be, be, be. The cloud looks like an alligator. No, it doesn't, it just looks like clouds. It looks like an alligator. It does not. That cloud looks like Jennifer Lawrence. Yeah. It doesn't. It just looks like cloud. Looks like an alligator. It does not. That cloud looks like Jennifer Lawrence. Yeah.

I depends on the time of day of the flight. You think it's never acceptable? What about takeoff and landing? No. Never? You don't like to see it. I see, you don't like to see on landing. I love seeing for Lauderdale Miami.

What area I'm coming from. I like to see everything. I was small at looks. Never? You're an absolutist about this. Yeah, I mean, just come on. Like, all right, you've done it. You've seen it. It's not new.

You've done it and you've seen it, but there's plenty of folks on an airplane who are flying for the first time and seeing these beautiful majestic views like our South Florida, Eiffel Tower, the Hard Rock Hotel in Casino for the first time. Yeah, you speak up from a place of privilege, brother.

I think that's what's wrong with us adults. You feel me? We stopped viewing the world through a child's eyes. We started being like, oh, I know how to drive a car. Oh, I got a drive to work. Oh, this is an airplane. Close that window, you even? No, brother, some of us, I haven't flew on a lot of airplanes

in my life. I start flying once I start working with you guys. You feel me? So I like seeing, I'm like, dang, this is how the sky looks, dang. And of course, somebody's sitting next to me always says, hey, do you mind? I kind of mind a little bit,

but I will, I guess whatever the word is, let you have it. I could feel me. I will equi-s to your mother-f***ing ass. You feel me? Because I look, this is my imagination. I love this. So I feel you brother, I love you. But some of us doesn't have the red-eye flakes every two seconds. We like this

I'm telling you the glare is annoying. It's so annoying. I'd be trying to like tilt my my sleep patches by Sleek to get a ghost and sell these mother right here. I bet that's too effort. I'm so sorry Do you want to sell these get you some of these? I'm trying to watch, I'm not trying to go to sleep. I could go to sleep anywhere. But like, it's the thing that I really don't like is when I'm trying to watch and I got reflections. And then the other thing I don't like is when the watch is shooting lasers into my eyes

because the reflection of people's watches off the light from the window coming up into my eyes, man. How often does that happen? All the time. It's such a specific complaint. All the time. So wait, when you guys get in there, you guys be leaving your windows open

and just be like marvelling at, yes. Yes. I don't know. It's a cloud. It's just a cloud. Mine goes down once the electronics can be used. Once we're high enough, they do the thing where it's like,

all right, you can take your stuff out now, then I put it down because I don't need to see anything else. But I like take off in landing, I like to look. I'll meet you in the middle. How about this take off and landing? Have at it. You know what basketball is just a bunch of brothers putting a ball through a hole But you dedicate your life to it right? You feel me? I know how long you can make you make you make you make you make you make your plans or whatever But I'm saying is it's a lot of stuff on this world

You don't enjoy that you do enjoy it You feel me in the airplane looking at the window if somebody like that why take it from them because you talking about somebody's true Ladies and I should know ladies in your eye Father in me man, that's the thing like me like a basketball doesn't bother anybody, but I don't I don't bother some folks who the some folks who and he has to not be not. Uh, juju I, uh, I am remiss in doing this. I don't like to do this to you. You are correct when you say that, uh,

wonder and discovery is something that, uh, children and adults should all enjoy. He already left the room because he knows what it is. Are you kicking him out? I'm going to do. Um, well, this, I am kicking him out for not just one or two MFers that put the editors on alert, but also the sheer number of times with his elbows and muscles that he hit his own microphone because he did it a number of times and so he's going to have to leave the room now. I want to show the audience,

a back and forth that Odell Beckham had with Boyd of the Bengals, Tyler. And it- Tyler Boyd. That's what I said. Yes, Boyd of the Bengals. Just a not-way to say someone's name. I know because I was searching for his first name.

I went last name. Let me explain you what happened there because I'm so self-conscious about you, Piranha. Because- Tyler, I couldn't think of his first name. I went last name. Let me explain you what happened there because I'm so self-conscious about you, piranha. Because I couldn't think of his first name immediately. And I knew you guys would seize on me just saying, boy, that is what just happened there because I'm constantly on the defensive trying to fight when you guys are going to come and get me. Was your brain de boi'd of the name. Try some mighty ghost sit with you. Yeah, go sit with you. Right now. The worst part was he tried it with me and I shook my head. No, and then he threw the fastball anyway.

Is what Jeremy has that affliction. He runs through the third base. Every time. Let's show the people the back and forth, the back and forth that Odell Beckham had with Boyd Tyler and the name is boy. Tyler boy. Donald shaking that's third.

Odell Beckham is saying the Super Bowl and this was going to happen before he got injured, what he is saying was going to happen, which is I would have caught, not me, but Odele Beckham, 15 balls for 250 yards, and we would have won 42 to 17 if I had not gotten injured. And Boyd comes back, Tyler, with Woda, Kutta, Shutta. And then the response of Odele Beckham, I feel that, but I do have the ring. You coulda woulda. Ah, shoulda. He skipped FRFR. Yeah, yeah, can you, can you, can you,

FRFR, I mean, this is not the part I'm interested in. I feel PhD. I feel PhD. No, that part I got, I said I feel, and then middle for, my prime bet on for, middle for for the party. I'm looking at here on this though is he's got him until and that's a fact Brody. It's the Brody that caught my eye as that's not the word I would have used there.

The Brody is what? What am I missing? That's not what I would have gone with. Just missing boy as Brody. It's like brother, brov. I got this much. I was just in the UK. You didn't know what Brody was? It's also Russell Westbrook.

Why is he going Brody there? I think there's a sound we actually play for the question like Yeah, it's just it's just a term and I don't kick to you out at the wrong time. Did you come back, please? Did you come come explain Brody? Can you please explain fruff rock? Take this time. Yeah, please take your time look They tell me to put the microphone in front of me as they say it was hard to hear me That's why I kept bumping in that mother trucker, but that's everything is different, bro. I need a break Brody I don't even know what y'all talking about I didn't go to the punitive box. It was occupied when I said we bring up the graphic account

Why why was the penalty box occupied? Oh Jeremy's terrible joke. We are, I am looking for help on, and that's a fact Brody, Odell Beckham going at the aforementioned void Tyler. I'll come in to meet you right now. He doesn't, Dan doesn't understand Brody. It's bro. The problem is your question is so stupid.

It's so stupid. You know how to respond to it. He's like, don't even respectfully. Please don't come to me when I was two the best. Very good. Let's move on to other subject matter than what is FRF R stuff for? I don't know. Give it a guess. I don't know. I don't know. What about R guess. I don't know. Come on. I don't know. What about R N? Don't know. Registered nurse.

Fingo. Are you guys gonna tell me? Yeah, yeah. F R F R is for real for real. R N is right here. You know that for real for real, but I do have the ring. You could have would have said that. And that's a fat Brody.

Did you or you okay? Look, I'm having a rough go of it, brother. Like I'm usually the ill or even keel, you feel me. But I'm only doing certain stuff because of the suggestions I'm getting in my ear. While you talking, by the way, you feel me. So it's up in the motorbike, and they don't realize I'm bigger than the,

I'm a little bit different size than other people here. You feel different, you're built different. You feel me? I don't know what's going on. I don't know what you're talking about is graphic. I don't understand nothing happening right now. I don't know what you're talking about, it's a graphic. I don't understand. Nothing happened right now. All I see is you looking at me and my microphone is on steel.

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