The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Scratch for Daddy

Episode Date: January 9, 2024

The Rams nailed their Puka Nacua pick, and they want you to know about it. Also, is there a 'Sports Bang' reunion show in the works? Then, it's time for another ride on the Coaching Carousel, and Bill...y has a great idea for NFL coaches who know they're getting fired to make a little extra cash at the end of the season. Plus, after Dan's beef with 21 Savage, John Reed (House) has a big idea: he wants to turn Chris Cote into the next great rap star. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Dunluba Tarshou with the Stugat's Podcast. Hey Greg, welcome in. Appreciate it. It's great. We weren't on a break. I don't know where you went. I'm happy that you finally made it. We're going to talk about one thing.
Starting point is 00:00:28 Can you hear that he's talking to you? You can't hear him. Yeah, we're on the air. You say you don't know. We're on the air when we're on the air. I didn't have my headphones on. You've been great. Yeah. Well, it's hard to do when you're not in the room. Right. Appreciate you. If I may, if I may, Greg Cody, not only just before you get mad at Greg Cody again, because he is arriving late, we're already starting the segment. He's supposed to know what the clock star on here, but he blames me for not knowing. Greg Cody has been our MVP his last year. No, we were having a class.
Starting point is 00:00:52 He's decided to make it contentious. I have. Yeah. I'm sure we were just having a good, good time. And he took a fence, a hard network out. I mean, the clock's right there. Well, I didn't... Nobody told me that we were starting.
Starting point is 00:01:07 Right. Right. No one told you that we were on break either, but I didn't stop you. Yeah, they did, actually. No one told me. I was told that I was on break. What? An unnamed person told me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:17 And I got coffee. I went to the restroom. Some Java. They came in. Right. You know, you... Watch your hands. I did.
Starting point is 00:01:24 Did you put the seat down because that's been an issue no I raised the seat and then do you put it down after you go okay yeah I don't know if he didn't you K or be fun no and just a urinary folks we're gonna score the seat to urinate and then you raised it no no I raised it to your people in the area polite peeing to a toilet they do a a meal. Oh, I've never nailed Nelt no pee at at home. I sit on the ring of honor at night Yeah, I want to start of course whenever yeah, I enjoy it. You sit there in the day. Yeah, if it's light Yeah, normally only at home not all the time. Yeah, only at home. You know what? Let's bury the hatchet. I'm good Okay, yeah, I forgive you you sit to pee
Starting point is 00:02:02 Yeah, only at home. Oh, you don't know. He said he doesn't know when you're taking a cute guy who wouldn't yeah How's he gonna check TikTok TikTok There was something that I found on there was something that I found on social media that I'd like to play for you guys Yeah, what's that so One of your favorite NFL players set all all these records. 6R on Draft Pick, incredible story. Surely no one could have predicted this, right? However, the Rams put out social video on their channels
Starting point is 00:02:34 that of a 6R on pick, of them kind of nailing how they would use Book of Niko and it's a cool little insight into how Sneed and McVeigh work. Curious your thoughts on this. well but can chase the rabbit. Alec could run but he could never run a four. But if you said go race, well his beat is playing fast. I've always said his, I mean, that's, he's got, if I go sort my miles per hour,
Starting point is 00:03:17 he would be one of the top receivers. Like I think this guy would be really good for us less. I want a guy that is going to be where he's supposed to be that will stay grounded through the catch, aggressive hands that will dig out support in the run game and then that we can also give him, he can be an extension of the run game. He's taking the hold risk. This guy can be a functional piece of an offensive operation. He's a tough kid.
Starting point is 00:03:45 To me, he showed, all right, there's a tenacity and toughness and a fight and if you teach him, take me and he'll be a real. Nobody got the guy you want. You got a vision for him. Totally. We're in nail neck, dude. Hey, Puka. What if we draft you with the 43rd picture in the fifth round?
Starting point is 00:04:07 I don't know, maybe I'd say it great. That would be amazing. It is. That is so cool. Stunning the way that we cover that sport so poorly because we never get to see stuff like that. And it's amazing when we finally see it because you're all like, oh, of course they saw it.
Starting point is 00:04:24 A draft lab. Yeah, but they probably do that for every pick they make and they don't all work out. Right. I'd like to see those as well. That's what I want to see the one for the shitty pick. Like, oh, this guy's a real game changer. I want a guy that can't, I turn into a green there. He's got a little bit of that in him.
Starting point is 00:04:39 But I mean, they called their shot. And no matter how many times they think they called their shot for a six round draft pick,round draft, those are pretty random. I'd love to see the jets talking themselves into sand darnels. Oh, but Mike, when you say called their shot, like one of the things that's super cool about what the playoffs are bringing now, because we haven't actually analyzed much of this. But Ram's Detroit thing, when you make it golfh verses staffer and you make it make vey versus camel i know we like the meet had in the did it the story i do think we think of the rams is smarter
Starting point is 00:05:15 i think if i ask you who's more smart who's more football smart the rambin dand Campbell or uh... think cables pretty football i know i'm not i know but I'm talking about and been Johnson is offensive coordinators like tab to be the next guy told you that golf wasn't his quarterback he had happened 13 to three says get out of here Detroit says and all of us said then that's not going to work you're saying make they look smarter than Dan Campbell and I would say yes you're right he does and most people would say the Rams of the smarter team they would say the lines of the tougher team they would they
Starting point is 00:05:46 would they would yeah issuing tobacco yeah right dan camels the old school behemoth yes neanderthal type coach will run through a wall and mcbe is more of the new age analytics type i want to see what they said before they drafted makers. I'll still take over Nakuwa hopped into the car My face may be bundled star And then that staffer threw him 25 and 2 Oh there's a brand new kid in town Out of B.Y. you think call him Buka Buka, Buka, Buka, Buka
Starting point is 00:06:40 His quarterback is not named Duwa Yeah, he is booted up He's got a clue on Man, I see a assassin It's the tongue of the cash and yeah Boot up Don't need the go Go go go
Starting point is 00:06:59 Don't need the go Go go go Greg Cody really does fall in love with the sound of his own voice The Lord God. Greg Cody really does fall in love with the sound of his own voice. I see it here every week. It is magical to watch. Yet the happiness that spreads over you, you've been,
Starting point is 00:07:15 well that song does it to everyone. But he was upset. He's been upset since the first time that we disrespected the back of my day. And I apologize. Squash the beef. Okay, but now he's happy again. Well, of course. Let's see if we can make him even happier by playing some of the original sports bang Billy. What is the what is the context that people need for this clip that I don't even have any idea what we're playing here?
Starting point is 00:07:38 I have no idea what this is. I thought these were all removed from the internet. What was this? What was happening? What time of our lives were we? Were you the executive producer on this show? A healthier time. I was, yes. And then, no clue what this clip is. I see it. I see it preview. And that's my takeaway is how young's to gots look.
Starting point is 00:07:55 What kind of run did this show have? How many years was this show done? I think it had like a four-year run or something. Yeah, four-year run. Where you're here for your run. And one of the staples was panic or calm. Yeah. Big segment Where you run. And one of the staples was Panic or Com. Yeah. Big segment at the end.
Starting point is 00:08:06 And so that came go. Well, can you explain it? We would throw at a topic and Goldie, Amber, myself, Billy, we debate if your Panic are calm about it. The pens, I sometimes joy Taylor was in. Sometimes Ethan Skolnik was in. Starmaker. Like who's who?
Starting point is 00:08:24 Brian McKinney. Oh yeah, being Max. I'm a satin. sometimes Ethan Skullnick was in. Starmaker. Ryan. Who's who? Oh yeah, being Max. Max Faden. He started bad. He was at it. He was a crumble coaching tree over there. Ryan McKinney's rapper. Poor Gino Toretta, he's really when I got the shaft
Starting point is 00:08:35 because he was there on the pilots in the trial runs and then two guards went with Goldie instead. But we did a couple there with Gino. What happened? I don't know. Trial cost too much. Four year runs, it's a good run on television. Yes.
Starting point is 00:08:48 And you guys were doing it every weekend. It would have kept going if we didn't switch into Colin Coward's time. So that's really what killed it is because that's when we recorded it. Yeah. And Coward crushed you? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:08:59 That didn't show. The time didn't work out. We moved. We moved. That used to be when we were recording it. Oh no. We would have kept doing it. We would do that show every week as long as Holmes said my Emmy speedway existed.
Starting point is 00:09:11 That's how long that show would last. Matt Beacher, Adam on every year, he runs Homestead of Miami. Yeah, and the Papa John's GM would come on once every quarter. We were in the doorbell, remember? Yeah, exactly. We let him in the door.
Starting point is 00:09:24 Like he was delivering pizza. Who could forget? it was like broker programming and that it was no it was a hundred percent broker per week we were huge and we looked at the demographics of who it is that would watch our show We killed women 50 to 75 every week The numbers Astronomical is probably because two guys look so handsome back then. I'm saying. Give us a look. Let's see what we have here. I will delight in this.
Starting point is 00:09:49 This was always a joy to watch. I would watch it on Sunday mornings the same way. It was Saturday, I think. Yeah, but he would do that. I'm being told that this clip is would a quarterback start on Sunday if he punched his coach in the face the day before. Wow. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:10:04 We had this conversation. We asked Pat Raleigh once, if Dwayne Wade punched you in the face the day before. Wow. Let's see. We had this conversation with him. We asked Pat Raleigh once, if Dwayne Wade punched you in the face, just flat out, knocked you out, punched you in the face before Game 7, the NBA finals, like an hour before. Would he be starting that night, right? He goes, oh yeah, he would. Oh my god. And I guarantee, if Malcolm Butler, or it's someone punched Bill Bellochek in the face and now we're football game.
Starting point is 00:10:23 Tom Brady punched him in the face an hour before the football game You think Brady would start would Brady still be starting it Brady just not Bella check out an hour before football game They'll check letting him start yeah Good work by Mike Ryan there Mike Ryan second set Mike looks great Mike Ryan start turn that is where the career of Mike Ryan started You're welcome. I've gotten fat. It's my name taken away Same also Amber Wilson Joy I've often thought what if we and I've thought about this to myself bad memory come on You know I watch that show. I would text you during the show
Starting point is 00:11:01 Listen everyone knows Sunday mornings is reserved for the coach. You show we can't book it Exactly. It was before I started working out Let me see my frames not great. I've built mass. I've mostly mass that you're looking at I've always wanted to 10 years from now Just broker one week on CBS 4 and just do a reunion episode of sports band confused the hell out of everyone and have like everyone come back That's one point Billy. Do I have this wrong? At one point, weren't we trying to figure out how to wire the Clevelander for this show? Oh, I don't know, it's very possible. No, no, this died in the old studio.
Starting point is 00:11:34 This was pre-move. Yeah, because we switched and we were doing the show at the, you know, the old, whatever. But it wasn't Brian McKinney and his rapper, I believe there was. Pretty beauty. Brian McKinney and his rapper. I believe there was Beauty Brian McKinney was there Brian McKinney was there he brought a beauty.
Starting point is 00:11:51 Brie Beauty was there. She performed a close us out. Yes, his mom was there. His mom was on a couple times Yeah, but was she indeed a rapper? Yes, she was Brie Beauty. She performed for us to close out a show once because Do you guys said this is a good idea. I'm not gonna tell Brian. Can we get that? Huge. Where is the intellectual property for that? You can add a phone. You can parlay that intellectual property. These golden tapes are absolutely a place for Sturgots to make money. These shows that birth these stars. There are
Starting point is 00:12:21 also tapes that could cost him a lot of money. Ha ha ha. Different time. Did you ever get paid for the producing you were doing on that show? How paid? I just got to tell me it's valuable experience. Folks, whether you're hosting a game day, a movie night, Dejorno knows that planning a watch party on a budget isn't easy. You need the perfect setting, the perfect squad, the perfect eats, and luckily you're
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Starting point is 00:13:13 because challenge just sounds contentious. Let's call it a politely disagree. Ooh, how about this? An oopsie. There you go. Put it on the pole at Lebatard show. Should a challenge be called an oopsie to play Kate the referee's ego an oopsie flag Stugots or the red flag the challenge flag should not be called a challenge flag or the flag should say on it
Starting point is 00:13:34 Love your butt red is also an aggressive color very very pretty pink. We should actually we should have them throw daisies and call them whoopsie daisies We should have them throw daisies and call them whoopsie daisies. Oh, yeah, yeah, good idea This is the down libertar show with a stugatz Any particular reason you move the microphone after I had finished the Count instead of before I did it right on the number one. I thought the time as he was saying it quintessential. It was really. Wow. Where the hell that come from?
Starting point is 00:14:09 Where's that been? What the hell just happened there? Ah, Dan, the NFL news and never stops. What happened? The Jaguars have moved on from running back's coach, Bernie What happens? The jaguars have moved on from running back's coach, Bernie Parmaly, and assistant O.L. coach Todd Washington. You're going to go to Buffalo with Bernie Parmaly.
Starting point is 00:14:36 Wow. I feel bad for Bernie. Be parmer. That's too bad. Seriously. I had no idea it was coaching. I didn't either. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:47 You're gonna have to text him. You feel bad, you're smiling. No, I mean, I feel bad when any coach loses his job. And this is the time of year. Believe me, they're all second everybody. Well, let me, I just like to for a second. Because Dolphin football has been passed down bitterly through generations of Codys.
Starting point is 00:15:04 Greg Codys' father was your mother a dolphin fan? No, I have dolphin bingo. By the way, a general pass down through generations, Cody family, just need an early need to get this thing on home, so. Tana Hill is a quarterback for 10 years. To what you've been arguing about for the last four years, you guys just experienced a brutal dolphin
Starting point is 00:15:26 Week that affected your wife and affected mingo You're family especially my wife Oh, she's a she's nuts about the dolphins I honestly hate watching games are there because she gets so negative so quickly like one negative play She's just like it's all over. Well, Tana Hill did this to her and before that it was Jay Fiedler and it was arguing about who was that other guy. How many? I'm gonna check Cleo Lemon and how many? How many of them? There were Jay Fiedler was the best of them and then Jay Fiedler is the best off the quarterback.
Starting point is 00:15:59 He was awesome. That's Tarotla. He's be a little bit of a jockey runner. They had one season of Chad Pentington. He almost won the MVP. He could finish second in the MVP because they got new alarm Chad Pentington, the one confident quarterback. We argued you said he did weird games. I thought Chad Hany was gonna be good. He did win games.
Starting point is 00:16:15 Everyone did. He was the one that got me. He was the one when we drafted Chad Hany, I was like, we fixed it. Hany had a big drive for Kansas City. If you remember 98 yards. Yeah. I was happy for Jim Mand mandate poshimously.
Starting point is 00:16:26 That done. Ryan Tanael is now ending the end of his Tennessee career. He got his money. He wasn't a great quarterback here. We argued about it for seven years. Then he went there and we're like, oh, look, you get him a running back and you get him a wide receiver and he'll look more competent than that.
Starting point is 00:16:42 Maybe you can ravele your way to it. Not, it's over in Tennessee. And here's Tanael talking about how over it is. Yeah, no, I was very aware. Now, very aware. I thought we were actually a couple of yards short and I told them, hey, I'm going to get you this ball. I don't care what they call.
Starting point is 00:17:01 I'm going to get you this ball. And they said it ended up getting it. So, you know, thankful that I didn't have to go rogue there and call a pass play at the end. But I was like, Hey, I got nothing to lose here. I'm out anyway. So, what are they going to do? You know what I mean? So, yeah, thankful he was able to hit that. Obviously, wanted that for him. And what he's meant for this team over the course of this year. A day after Shannon Sharp says that James Winston should be cut because of what he did for Jamal Williams.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Tanael just being like, I'm out of here. D-Hop, what do you need? You need a couple catches? I don't care what they call. That is an act of blatant insubordination. And also it's what happens when the kids know that at the end of the class and they've got $200 million are like
Starting point is 00:17:45 Wait really like at the end you're gonna tell me what to do now. I'm gonna. I'm gonna go ahead and do this my way Dan We were actually talking about on God bless football yesterday I want to throw this idea by you see what you think I think that a coach that's on his way out and knows He's going to be fired by his team and he's coaching his last game Should make himself aware of every single bonus. Yes. That every player on his team has and he should cut a commission for himself and say I will get you said. It's a great idea. Great idea. 20% of that bonus was coming my way because I'm
Starting point is 00:18:17 not going to have a job after this. So I'm going to have to kind of you know a little scratch for daddy here on the way out. So you, wait a minute, what? Scratch for daddy. A little scratch for daddy. So Arthur Smith is saying to the Falcons before the game, listen guys, if we lose them, get fired, show our heads, who needs a bonus? 500K for you, 20%.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Jeremy, why are you laughing so hard at scratch for daddy? I don't know what it was. And if you say that regularly, that's the thing we will say. That a Billy's mouth. People say that. That sounds a little naughty. A little scratch for daddy.
Starting point is 00:18:50 Yeah, on the way out. So you're saying if we were playing coaching carousel right now, in fact, let's go ahead and play right now. Let's go. This is the best way to discuss. Greg, you gotta act like you're on a carousel here. Okay. So mine's broken today. Yours is broken. broken it appears that never know until it's dark Greg have you ever
Starting point is 00:19:09 He's not being a horn something. So this is not a horse riding an actual horse going up in tune It doesn't gallop up and down. It's like this great. It's like this. It's just you're going back and forth on the carousel It's on a carousel not calmly like for this Carousel goes up and down slowly Just Greg you're doing it wrong. You're playing a piano now. You're doing it wrong. It's it's It's like a carousel up and down We're going up there. We're going now you're cooking mine's broken in the last game of the season Now you're cooking. Mine's broken.
Starting point is 00:19:41 In the last game of the season, Ron Rivera had to have known he was gonna be fired, right? He had to, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, or have an inkling. So you're saying on that day, get together with your team the night before the game, and go, and pull out the contract. Right. And be like, let's split this up right now.
Starting point is 00:19:58 We're gonna get you guys, that's gonna need. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Who needs a bonus? What do you need? Exactly. How much is the bonus? Yes. Because we're gonna get some scratch for daddy here on the way out and then how do you cut that up? You don't think that would be a scandal if Ron Rivera I mean how do you cut it up?
Starting point is 00:20:13 20% might weigh 80% your way. That's how it works scratch for daddy exactly right? That's how scratch for daddy works. I didn't know the math of that how was I Say I explained it very clear. If you say who has a bonus, what's your bonus? All right, I will get I guarantee you I'm in charge. I call the place. I will get you your bonus, but I need to cut 20% scratch for daddy. If I'm on an offensive line and we're out of it,
Starting point is 00:20:37 the last week of season, I'm just talking to D-Liamen Homes. Who needs me? Who needs a son? Who needs me? Exactly right. Oh, that's even better. In game, the gochies. If I'm the QB, my team's out of it. who needs a son needs me exactly right. Oh, that's even better in game the go If I'm the QB my team's out of it who needs a sack? I fight you coming. I'll just fall down on the old straight-hand They called that did Chris Jones got 1.25 million on a sack And it did kind of look like the Chargers quarterback whatever his name is is no stick
Starting point is 00:20:59 He kind of just felt he pulled the bed Rathalsberger saying no, is it a red rod for red for a hard hand He pulled the bed Rathus burger. That's what I'm saying. No, was it bed Rathus burger? It's a red far for a hard part. It's a red far for a straight hand. We've never proven that. Wait a minute. Oh, we've never been in that. Watch the tape. It's a luge. It's a luge.
Starting point is 00:21:12 It's a big groove, though. And that's the Chanho Park one. I was trying to play the reckless speculation. You can't just say that. That's a reckless allegation. That's nobody's proven that. That's canon. Everyone knows of that.
Starting point is 00:21:25 They've never admitted it. Neither one of them. And I would trust Brett Farr of anything he did in sand. Yeah. You guys are, you're telling me, put it on the pole, Juju at Levitard show, should a fired coach get a scratch for daddy tax. We're watching the movie.
Starting point is 00:21:44 He just wants to play that. Are you getting me? I'm just saying it's been confirmed. Yeah. By watching. Visual evidence. Regardless, it's one of the most historic plays in history. It might have been cheating just like last night's champion. That's the thing that we are now doing today, Mike. And I know as much as you want to talk about college football, I am a bit surprised that you don't understand while most people watching college football has its ardenous fans and they are legion and they love everything about the wonder and spectacle of last night. And a lot of people also know, hey, it's kind of silly, right? To have a college team win when their coach can't be there half the time because he was cheating. Like that's silly, yes?
Starting point is 00:22:21 when the coach can't be there half the time because he was cheating. Like that's silly, yes? Yeah, I guess it's silly, but nobody beat him. And they went through Ohio State, Alabama, and Washington. Does every gym, yeah. There he is. He's up at the cheating. Outside of the cheating, I mean,
Starting point is 00:22:40 but I want to read you, I want to read you this thing where it's one of the best trays ever caught. It's a Brett McMurphy article. Hang on as I find it because it talks to the notion of Michigan cheating. This is from Brett McMurphy's column in the athletic. Look, in Alabama official told me at the Rose Bowl last week, everyone, and I mean everyone is stealing science. Michigan was not the only school doing this. Added in industry source, and this is where the stray comes. Kansas basketball cheats more than anyone. I mean, they didn't do anything to Kansas. The only pure thing in college athletics is Vanderbilt. In Vanderbilt sucks. That's where college athletics
Starting point is 00:23:24 is. The Gammadores. 2024. Well, it's been there for a while though. Bill Self is Kansas and they were at the eye. If you're not cheating, you're not trying or you're Vanderbilt. Michigan holding up the guy that blocks the cameras from their huddles is just such a nice chef's case.
Starting point is 00:23:38 So what you're saying is because they beat everybody, the games against Ohio State and Alabama were this much. If you're cheating to get an advantage and you get this much of an advantage, that wins those games. I think it's also fair to assume that they're probably not cheating in the same ways that they were after this became known. Hell, Alabama wasn't even looking at film on their iPads because they were worried about espionage and the toughest test of their season came after that.
Starting point is 00:24:09 I do think everyone does it. Now, the shocking thing was Conor Stallion's dressed up on the Central Michigan sideline. The best thing. That was the best thing. And we also don't know exactly what happened there. Was he helping Michigan? Was he even possibly helping Central Michigan?
Starting point is 00:24:28 We don't know. And I really hope we get a transparent and thorough investigation. But these are worthy chance in my opinion. And if everyone's sealing signs, there's a certain threshold. They may have crossed the line. We don't know that yet.
Starting point is 00:24:43 There are wild allegations about what's going on with Ohio State using SME and Najvi of the catapult system and having potentially access to all sorts of teams practice footage. And that's the kind of thing that got Bill Bell to check in hot water the first time. So I think that there is a large part of this that is going on.
Starting point is 00:25:01 And Jim Harbaugh has this real believable way of convincing you, he may not be the guy pulling all these strings and smart enough to do this because he's just a bit of a weird out. Hearing Sabin talk during the press conference where they were sitting next to each other, where Sabin obviously said that things like, yeah, we got to have the sport be clean. But he wouldn't really crush, like savings lack of really crushing harbob, made it seem like there's a, I don't want anyone.
Starting point is 00:25:29 Look at what's happening. I want all this to go away. It's the way it felt like from St. This squeaky wheel, that whole thing, and look what's happened. Ohio State got dragged into this because Michigan was looking to clap back. And they get dragged,
Starting point is 00:25:44 and now we're looking at everybody skeletons right now nobody wants that because there is an honor amongst thieves that certainly connoissellion stressing up as a sapper would this is the part that can't be ignored you do realize that this went from mundane sports scandal were tired of cheating who understands how football is one too he was wearing a disguise on the sidelines. Don Lebertard. Bada Bittorio.
Starting point is 00:26:12 Thank you, Roy. That's a tough one. First to God. Well, no, that's up. Listen. What is second place? Do you know what second place is for a graduating high school senior if you don't get? Well, do you know what first place is? M-V-S. The most valuable senior. graduating high school senior if you don't get, well do you know what first place is? M-V-S. Yep, most valuable senior.
Starting point is 00:26:28 Do you know what it is to finish in second place what it's runner up? Runner up on graduating. First loser. Still gots. The best graduating senior is the valedictory. Ah, the VV. Why VV? I don't know, is that how you spell it?
Starting point is 00:26:47 You think starts with two V's? Silent V at the beginning. Oh, is that one of the egg? Of course, everyone knows that. What do you mean the V? No, you're valedictorian. What do you mean? Oh, you think it's valedictorian.
Starting point is 00:26:59 Oh, no. No. I can't believe it! It's just a one for his place, Victoria. I mean, I spent my whole life thinking that. It's crazy. Second place. Uh, solutions.
Starting point is 00:27:13 Not math. This is the Dan Lebatar show with the Stugats. this too, Gats! Do How in Vegas Oh boy, oh boy, is that bro? Is that bro? Talking hockey at the bar Look, you didn't took it too far How in Vegas Roy to the penalty box Viva my house Vegas Hey, hey, hey, hey, who is that Jetsu?
Starting point is 00:28:04 Go to that loop who is that juxtaposed to Is that Luke, is that Luke? See the foot, girls crew I'm just playing, I'm just saying to Jay, Todd, Jay, out in Vegas Leave up my house Vegas Leave up my house Vegas I'll leave my house Vegas all night long I'll leave my house biggest all night long It's a party, it's a party, it's a parlay
Starting point is 00:28:51 It's a party, it's a party Billy, you don't mind being someone who tells other employees hard truths Whoa, what? Tony, for example, you wondered the other day on air why he had a career here. I didn't know such thing. Couldn't have done that more accurately. How did I, I know such thing. Did you notice Tony wasn't in that song by the way?
Starting point is 00:29:15 Well, John Reed said he was going to make it better by putting Tony in that song. I did see, I did see an email that said I've added Tony to the song, which made me wonder if someone said some angry emails about being excluded. No, he just said it out loud. Really?
Starting point is 00:29:27 Tony did. Well, John Reed, I think he's a loving man. I think before knowing any of that about Tony said that Tony was his favorite shipping container member. And he stole me that too. Yeah, that was also after finding out that Tony realized he wasn't the same. Okay, I don't know what their relationship is.
Starting point is 00:29:42 Okay, maybe he does. John Reed is very eager to make his way into this show and become a country music star I'm the eager one Dan no one can take that lane with me I think John Rita's eager I think Fwent is a super eager super true I mean he's ruined God bless football she was the mic on Billy was the one with the hard truth stored fellow employees. So the question to you is,
Starting point is 00:30:06 I think I saw what your reaction was when Tony came to you. I think I saw your first honest reaction when Tony came to you and said that that song existed. Do you remember what your first honest reaction was to that? Because I think I witnessed it, but I'm not sure. Well, I wasn't here the first time that it premiered, and it didn't know about it until the next day. And then he even told me, like, you can't watch it yet,
Starting point is 00:30:32 you're gonna watch on the show or whatever, and I watched it. But when he said, I was like, hey, what? Like, John made a song? And it's a good song. And what he told me was, yeah, it's actually good. And I was like, of course it's good.
Starting point is 00:30:43 John read very talented, well, I wouldn't be good. Well, but is he talented? Is he not? Well, yeah, it's actually good. And I was like, of course, it's good. John read very talented, but I wouldn't be good. Well, but is he talented? Is he not? Well, he's got bad judgment. He's got the hot water from Iowa. Hey, hey, whoa. Who-hoo. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:30:52 Ha. He was in hot water. He was in hot water in Iowa, because he flew a drone over. I saw a great stat. Great stat. Since 2020, 40 point games, Caitlin Clark, 10, Iowa football four. We were trying to bring shine to Iowa offense, shine to Iowa offense, and we tried to fly a drone, and he got, he got in trouble inside a
Starting point is 00:31:16 arena. Lucy Rodin had to pull him out of there. outdoors to be fair. He wasn't respecting rules, but now, what is he doing with you? Because I've heard him, he wants to be on the show. He wants to be someone who has a recurring role and a character who doesn't on the show. Well Taylor wants to find this, both fantasies do everybody out there. Lewis everybody out there desperate to be in front of the cameras. John Raid is doing some things to earn it he's he's making songs in his in his spare time
Starting point is 00:31:48 and i i don't know what to do with john reed and his musical ambitions because he wants a budget stugats he wants to go to a rodeo one-way in vegas vegas is costing way too much money john reed is a cool cat and he is talented and he has a great voice and i would give him that budget you're the tank fans. Because he gets you cigarettes. You just say, like fetch me these cigarettes. He has never gotten me a cigarette, not once.
Starting point is 00:32:11 He's been talking about 21 Savage too all day. Yeah, I've been getting calls from the hip hop community then we got a fire back here. Fire back? It's not looking good, man. Fire back. Yeah, my phone has been going off. Everybody's been calling me saying that you got dist by 21 Savage, one of the biggest rappers in the hip hop community.
Starting point is 00:32:30 I mean, it was pretty insulting. I mean, what they did on the video, I was flattering. They cast a handsome actor to play Dan LeBurn and what could they do? It was racist. It was, it's offensive. This guy is a very handsome man. Look at that jawline. Very handsome.
Starting point is 00:32:42 I don't know if you've been told this, but you look just like that guy. I don't, that, at, you at that jawline. Very handsome. I don't know if you've been told this, but you look just like that guy. I don't, you look just like him. I don't point to the camera right now. Yeah, I don't point to the camera. I don't, I don't look anything like him. This poor trail is clearly offensive. It's a stereotype.
Starting point is 00:33:00 Get the index finger up there. It's a stereotype. There you go. How was it a stereotype? Whoa you that's a mighty allegation? Little to the right tossing out there. It's a stereotype because That is not representative of me or my father you guys having me Yo, is there is way better my father's even more offensive? If anything he has a bone to pick I didn't see Can I see it? I'm offended
Starting point is 00:33:29 That's great. It's Gary closer to Greg Cody and pop it. I was gonna say are we sure that that's someone of the days that Greg Cody was subbing in But they got bo dead on dead on dead on on Bomanie. I thought that was Katie Nolan Well on behalf of the black community, Bomanese character looks horrible. What? It's dead on. No. That character, that I see Bomanese
Starting point is 00:33:54 entire soul and essence there. They caught that. They captured that perfectly. With all due respect, Johnny, you may want to set this one out. That's good. Perfectly. Well, you have to look at the positive side of it. It gives you a little bit of street cred with 21.
Starting point is 00:34:08 Well, what's happening? I don't understand what's happening. I didn't know I had beef with him, and I don't know what the nature of it. I represent beef. That's pretty flattering. Yeah. 21 Savage became a meme because of his appearance on Highly Questionable. 21 Savage is being portrayed by Donald Glover in this instance.
Starting point is 00:34:26 I think if anything, it makes your moment with him even more iconic. That's flattery. Absolutely. I'm being portrayed in the trailer as someone... As someone who is handsome and better looking than you, oh, the offense I would take. I'm attacking him. He's got me attacking him in an interview when that's not how I remember things happening. Well, you should be offended that you got this
Starting point is 00:34:47 by the greatest nursery rhyme rapper of all time. Whoa. Whoa. John. Yeah. Over and out. I'm on the screen and I just wanna make it clear. I'm not a part of this.
Starting point is 00:34:57 Wait a minute. John, don't escalate this to places that I can't handle. Here's what we do, I think. Here's what we do as a team. We get Chris Cody to make a diss song. Whoa. Whoa. I think that I could produce,
Starting point is 00:35:15 I could go in and write a rhyme for Chris Cody that could rival 21 Savage any day, any time. And you're gonna have to approve this. So this is aggressive. This is not said in the other set. As a matter of fact, this. So this is aggressive. This is not setting the up. As a matter of fact, Mike Ryan, I sent you a song called Lama Lama. I have a nursery rhyme book here and we're just gonna
Starting point is 00:35:31 like kind of get you guys. John, this is aggressively confident. That's a pro-present. That's a pro-present. What do you mean it's appropriate? Yes. We need a comeback song. I don't swing. Yeah, do we have the Lama Lama song cute up?
Starting point is 00:35:43 No, I wish you a pl a lot of llama This would have been Yes, you think it's on it's on slack Slide a man. Well, that's on how you do it. Lama. Wait a minute John raise. Yes. No, no I got to go to the slack find a way to download the file from my No, 21 savage John read wants to I just want to be clear on what's happening here because like I said He's got bad judgment. You know you think we should so I'm gonna take the widest of the white boys in the room and make him a rapper He's got a lot of it. I stand with you. It's your slack message and because of our computers work here This is how it plays but is he alleging that Chris can now freestyle better than 21 Savage?
Starting point is 00:36:20 Okay, give me this book here. I think so. Go ahead. Lama. Lama. Let me feel it. Let me find it. Where's my baby? Where's my snare? Come on, don't embarrass us. Lama, Lama, Redfoot, Jama reads a story with this mama. Oh, that sounded just like 21. Okay. Let's go. Mama kisses baby's hair. Wait, come on, come on, Mama kisses baby's hair. Mama, Lama goes mama. Lama. Lama goes downstairs Lama Lama red pajama feels alone without his mom come on. They put some soul in it baby. Lama wants a drink Mama's at the kitchen sink. Oh Lama Lama red pajama calls down to Lama Mama Mama says she'll be up soon Baby Lama hums a tune
Starting point is 00:37:04 Lama Lama all right, it's not right there This should be up soon. Baby llama hums a tomb. Yes. Lama, lama. All right, it's that right there. We'll just give him a little. He's having a job right now. Oh, that's excellent. That's what the nursery rhyme is. All right, he sounded just like 21, 21.
Starting point is 00:37:13 But you know what, how about me? No, that's true. Yeah, you read, John. He's proud of himself for reading a book. I want to be a rapper now. That one's tricky. Anyway, I like set book. It's tricky.
Starting point is 00:37:23 Lama, lama, theama, the nurse will be Ryan. Chris and I are going to hit the studio and we'll have a song for you at about 10 minutes. I love this. That's really loud. 10 minutes. 10 minutes. That's way. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:34 Well, unfortunately, it's the end of the show today. So we'll have it tomorrow. No, post game. Post game. 10 minutes Mike. Come on. Post game. Mike desperately wants to get to UM quarterback.
Starting point is 00:37:42 Now. Now. You requested the pose game. You guys are the Haasenberger? You requested it in the pose game. I don't need to pollute the main show with it. If you guys seem to have questions. No, you want to go with John?
Starting point is 00:37:55 Yeah, go with the main. Yeah, go with the 10 minutes. Mike, is it fair to say this? I could not trust a quarterback whose last name is Poffen-Barger. Garden Hozer? I will say this on behalf of Mike Ryan, he has texted me insider information that has been ahead of everybody on who they're getting, how they're getting them, all of his information
Starting point is 00:38:12 has been correct. It's sort of strange actually to see him withhold much of that information because he's not a journalist. He's behaving here in protection of the program. Well, this is not the program. Yeah, it's been correct. It's like the whole thing. Well, but he just told me two days ago that what was reported yesterday was happening keeping here in production of the program. Yeah, it's been correct. This is like the whole day. They have to pick it the whole day.
Starting point is 00:38:25 He just told me, he told me two days ago that what was reported yesterday was happening because I'm telling, I'm, I, he's, I don't know what happened with cam ward, but I know that his reporting has been accurate on, this is the, I heard this name, this weird name, two days ago. Only because of him.
Starting point is 00:38:40 Poppin' Barger. Can I, can I, now that John has left the room, can I betray St. Gat's confidence here to share with you something that happens quite often? Stugat's thing is John Reed's name is John House, because he regularly calls him John House to me and I'm like, who is that? And he's like the video guy.
Starting point is 00:38:56 And like his name's John Reed. Every time we talk about he calls him John House. I did it once. I did it once. Like at least three times. I did it once. I did it once. I did it twice. And I'm not convinced he won't do it again. I did it three times. it once I did it once I did at least three times I did it once John house I did it twice and I'm not convinced you won't do it again
Starting point is 00:39:06 I did it three times. Where's the house come from? Is that a person that you know Rowan Gardner I Did it five times And I said them out for cigarettes. I think I can run metal art. I'm going to put it on the company. Media is in all of their employees.
Starting point is 00:39:32 I'm going to start enterprise. Through the room. And I think through God's can name some scratch for Daddy. Nine people who work here. Ruling Gruder. Work, sir. Lucio. who work here.
Starting point is 00:39:42 Ruling Gruder. It works here. Lucio.

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