The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: The Dishwasher

Episode Date: September 25, 2023

Lucy did her best to gather content at the Iowa game despite some equipment issues. Then, who's the next coach who's going to snap on the media? Plus, Billy takes us down a rabbit hole as he addresses the issue he's been having with his dishwasher. And finally, Adam McKay is here to share the Horrifying Climate Fact of the Day, but don't worry, it involves football! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Now it might sound like I'm yelling and that's because I am. I'm in State College, Pennsylvania, and here's the thing. The mic didn't work. I don't know if it was my fault. I don't think so. You guys sit me with my dad. He's certainly not qualified to fix that problem. So I have a few things I'd like to say sorry for.

First, I'm sorry for all the mean things I've said about Miami. I still like it there. And I still have any friends. However, it's not 40 degrees and raining there. I'm in hell. It's awful out here. It's disgusting.

I just had to put on a second pair of pants. How about that for your climate back to the day? Two pairs of pants in September. That's ridiculous. The second thing I'd like to apologize for is I didn't really get into content today. Like I mentioned earlier, 40 degrees in raining. Wasn't really feeling that.

The Mike's not working. My dad, he's not working, my dad. He's doing the best he can. He filmed the video and was like, hey, Lucy, the numbers aren't going up. Is that should I be concerned? Yeah, you didn't press record. So we're doing the very best we can here,

but here's a reminder, Dan, I'm filming this before Iowa has played. So if Iowa loses, which I expect will happen. Let's go hoax! Let's go hoax! Let's go hox! Let's go hox! Let's go hox! You're not allowed to be mean to me about any of this because I'll be going through a tough time.

And that would be really rude if you were mean to me about it. So just remember I did my best? The microphone, I don't know what happened there. And go hox! They lost in the most Iowa way possible just scoring no points at all, wildly uninteresting. I am promising the audience, I should say, that our audio after two years of just unrelenting avalanche of torrent of shit is going to get better on television. I am promising this, not knowing if I can actually keep the promise. I was going to say be careful. Because I cannot tell you how tired I am of paying people to not have audio right when our business is an audio business.

How have we sent her to Penn State with not functioning audio that seems wildly inefficient. However, it is that companies run their business. Sounds like a being mean to her. She said that was one of the worst. That was the first recamping mean to her. I'm not being mean to her. She said that was the first for you to come to mean to her. I'm not being mean to her. It's not her. It's not her.

It's not an audio company. It's, I mean, it's a born, but. Two pairs of pants. You're only got to see the growth in video. First sticker company. You said the most scared I've ever been professionally was the much aforementioned trip to China with Michael Jordan because eight days...

Wait, what was this? This is the first time I've ever heard of this. Eight days into the trip, I lost my notes, all of my notes, for a magazine piece that I was working on. And I had to go through a Chinese street fare, not speaking the language, obviously, trying to find my notes. ESPN, eight days of company expense. I imagine Lucy had some of those fears when she gets there and she doesn't have functioning audio equipment. And her dad to be the camera person. Who I'm learning, we hired.

So great. He's a PPA. Nice. Welcome. I want to, Stugat, read you. I need a solution for merch by end of business. I want to read to you guys a couple of things being said Rex Ryan of yesterday's 70 point out pouring. Rex Ryan said that's the worst defense. I've only been on the planet 60 years and I've never seen anything that bad.

juxtaposed to gots against Sean Payton, the aforementioned paid 17 to $20 million a year, four or five years to be a savior for the Broncos. I will remind you of the quote that he had of Nathaniel Hackett coaching the Broncos, where he said, it might have been one of the worst coaching jobs in the history of the NFL. That's how bad it was.

Everything I heard about last season, we're doing the opposite. And he then blamed it on his two lattes for breakfast. He said he gave an interview that was too honest because he had two lattes. What does he care? The money's guaranteed. You think he doesn't care because the money's guaranteed that's a thing that you think you're not caring because your money is guaranteed is something I have evidence that's why I think it yeah. consistently think the money cures this stuff.

He's got to be a little scared of what it is that he has just signed up for because he's already been quoted privately. These are anonymous quotes saying, hey, what's with my quarterback and all the kissing of babies that he's told Russell Wilson, hey, care a little bit less about how you're perceived and do a little more in the way of real leading. That quarterback play for what they're paying him, Stu got through 2028. I don't know how you fix that.

Feels like they have more problems than just a quarterback. We're last year. It felt like the quarterback was kind of holding them back. They got a lot of problems, but I will say, very clearly cares. Once again, revisit revisit video pose game of his interaction with a reporter. That sounds like it do that cares. I know that you said it's embarrassing,

but this is kind of an historic game. I'm more third time a team has scored 70 points over 70. What's the question? What's the question? I just finished telling you. Next question. The testiness of coaches week three Stucco hot swathe I mean Dan they just rub 70 on his defense 70 it's week three though

We have the sound we played a couple of weeks ago of Brandon Staley and Stucco When you mention Brandon Staley because there are a lot of people enjoying his Failures and they barely got out yesterday with a victory in Minnesota But here is a stat from Chris rim and Stugots was saying during the break He volunteered during the break that if I went out and all I was doing was looking at how a team looks physically That the chargers are the team that he would take to be great at football. He's only doing that because their receivers are giant. Yes.

And now Mike Williams is out for the season, but here's a number from Chris Rimm that I thought, this is a one and two team with the testy Brandon Staley. Listen to this. The Vikings blitzed on 81.6% of Justin Herbert's dropback yesterday. Against the blitz, he was 32 for 38 for 301 yards and three touchdowns. The most completions, attempts and passing yards, any QB has had against the blitz in a game since it was tracked in 2006 and they eke out a victory at the very end and squeak it out. I don't know how Minnesota was in that game given what I was seeing from the very nature game. Both teams are. Yes, that is correct. And the only thing to me that was more surprising at the end of it

where I'm like, like, how did they win that game? Because I saw Arizona beat Dallas. I know how Arizona beat Dallas, but I'm still wondering 24 hours later, how the hell did the Packers beat the Saints? Even with Derek Carr getting injured. Oh, Derek Carr hasn't been very good. No, but, but Derek Carr was up 17, nothing in that game when he was in the game, and the Packers looked totally incompetent for most of that game. But play the

Brandon Staley sound of what does the pressure feel like to you when you have Mike Williams when you have Tina now and when you have Justin Herbert you know you're supposed to be great but you're one and two and you barely got that one. Yeah, we just lost a game and overtime Jeff. So how do you think the mood is? How do you think the mood is? How do you think it is? It's tough. It's tough.

It's tough. It's tough. It's tough. There's a lot of pride in that room. Who's the next one who's going to give us the testy coach sound? Because it's been a staple since before Dennis Green. McDaniels. McDaniels, especially not going for it

at the four yard line and four down, down to eat or whatever. He's next. I'm gonna say coach prime. Say Robert Salah. McDonald's looks more like he's got some testy in him now. Yeah. Just looks like he looks like a guy that he can, he's gonna snap.

Yes. He's gonna snap. The visor, it's the visor, Dan. You're saying there's a boiling range, simmering underneath the facade of whatever it is would be stoicism. You see a boiling range, or is it just the play of his quarterback who throws them all for your answer?

It's hand in hand for sure. I think Zack Taylor's on the list. Wow. I don't think he's capable. I think Zack Taylor's gonna, yeah, if they lose another one, he's gonna, you know, when we've been the past few seasons, right? You remember we're in the Super Bowl to use you go, right? he's capable. I think Zach Taylor is gonna, yeah, if they lose another one, he's gonna, you know where we've been the past few seasons, right?

You remember we're in the Super Bowl to use your go, right? That's coming. Wow, yeah. Oh. Oh. Things change fast in that sport. I don't know what you expect to tonight, Stugans,

but I am already at not expecting Borough to be good. And it's only because I assume he's injured. I assume he's not healthy. As good. I don't even sit and well, no, but I mean, the first two games he has not been good. It's not. It's not as good.

You proclaimed him the best quarterback in the league. Again, healthy. Again and again. Yeah, it's a, it's, those are two really difficult defenses to go up against when you're timing is off. I mean, Brown's, Amina said that her favorite DC is in Baltimore with all the different looks that they're disguising. So a couple of that with his injury

and also that he hasn't been that sharp. It's a tough way to get started. That Raven's game yesterday. Can you believe it? We've glossed over it because so much happened over the weekend. But for the first time, just in Tucker, Mr. Kick. You just can't have a third of your starters out or you'll lose to Menshuk and Menshuk had an orlovsky.

That is not an orlovsky. That is not an orlovsky. It's not. It's not. Yeah, I understand you want to parse and say he didn't run about it. It was back heel. If a quarterback steps, if quarter back steps out of bounds

It was described as an orlovsky take it up with Scott Hansen right It's a loss are if your quarterback steps out about multiple steps Making up you think hey keeper Scott Hansen is a game He or Lowski. He or Lowski. Absolutely not. No, you have to run for or Lowski. You have to run for ten yards outside of the field of play as if you are scared and being chased by a lion. At public mobile, we do things differently from our subscription phone plans to throwing a big sale right now when no one else is. Well, maybe they are, but who cares? Our sale is better.

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It's Chris Conor on the line. He's seeing. VCC Don Limita show with a Stugats. I'm really torn, Stugats, between whether or not I should talk to Mike about escalator etiquette or whether I should talk to Billy about dishwater, dish washer strategy. Wow. Because you can't do both, huh?

You can't do both at the same time. You have to choose. So I am going to choose dish washer strategy. Wow. Billy, what is your strategy when it comes to your dishwater? Well, it's not so much a strategy as it's, uh, I think I have figured out in my household the most efficient way to use the dishwasher. And I know where the tall plate should go, where the little plate should go, where the bowl should go, where the glass bowl should

go, where the tub or where it should go. I think I figured out where the coffee cup should go, where the glasses should go, if we throw the baby bottles in there, where they should go, where the top nipple of the baby bottles should go. I think I figured out the best place to put most of these things, to maximize the space that I have and the efficiency to not do another round of the dishwasher, right? Now, here's the problem. I can't make this like an official proclamation or an edict of these are the way, this is the way we need to do it. I can't put up a diagram like on the fridge or something

because like that's crazy. Why would be something a crazy person would do, right? I also can't, you know, bring people around and say, hey, let me teach you the most efficient way to use this dishwasher. Because again, that'd be something a crazy person would do. But it also kind of eats at me when I see that things are not being done the way that I've seen them be the most efficient. Because I'll see it loaded sometimes, like if my wife will load it or my mother will do it. Okay, so but it's only them, right? These are the only people in your home who are doing it incorrectly according to you, but you don't want to tell them they're doing it incorrectly. Not incorrectly, I wouldn't use that verbiage. I'd say they're doing it differently than I would do it.

And I'm doing it the right way. Okay, so how, okay, that's nice of you to do it that way, but how are they terrified, huh? How are they doing it the wrong way? Well, I just sometimes see, okay, first of all, sometimes call all your mother-in-law, dude. No, I'm not calling anyone out, but Dan, here's the predicament that I'm in.

Okay. If I have this set up to maximum efficiency, right? And then I see that things are not set up for maximum efficiency. I can't then like just throw up my hands and open and start reorganizing it, right? I have to just let it go. If I start doing that, then I look like a crazy person,

look like a tyrant, I look like a jerk. If I'm just there undoing the dish washing that someone was intending to do, and I'm trying to reorganize. But sometimes I see them like, I can fit three more cups in there. I can fit three more plates in there. One bowl, I can fit eight bowls in that space. What are we doing here?

You know what I mean? Then you have to account for the water flow. Sometimes the water goes up, if the bowl is facing down, you know that that bowl is just going to get full of water. It's going to go straight down. It's not to get other things. You need to kind of look at it and figure out, you need to become the water, honestly.

When you're there and you're loading a dishwasher, become the water. Try to figure out where need to become the water. Honestly, when you're there and you're loading a dishwasher, become the water. Try to figure out where the water wants to go. And that's how you kind of move the plates and the bowls around. Lays you over. Exactly right. You be the water and you figure out the crevices

and how it's going to get there. Bruce Lee said, be water famously. See? Talk about martial arts. Now just be water when you thought, see? I want to applaud you, Billy, though. No, don't. I haven't fixed the problem.

It's a problem. No, no, no, no, no. Because tell anyone you're doing it wrong. There's a bigger problem. No, don't. I haven't fixed the problem. It's a big problem. No, no, no, no. Because tell anyone you're doing it wrong. There's a bigger problem. No, there's a bigger problem in our culture. There's a bigger problem in our culture. And I wanna applaud you for using your dishwasher because for some reason, there was a big, no,

you're not lazy, you're doing it the right way. I actually feel like I washed the dishes before I put them in the dishwasher. That's also the wrong way to do it. That's also the wrong way to do it. Yeah, because I put it in there, like that too. These things are really clean. I probably don't need to do this second go round. them in the dishwash. That's also the wrong way to do it. That's also the wrong way to do it. That's also the wrong way to do it. That's also the wrong way to do it. That's also the wrong way to do it. That's also the wrong way to do it.

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But if I don't put it in, then they're all wet. And that cups, when you put cups upside down, they just pool water on top. What is that? What is that? You need to put them upside down though. You need to put the whole stuff down. Why do you do that? I don't know.

Like a ledge. Some mugs have ledges and it's a whole thing. Yeah. Put it on the pole at Levitage Char. Are you surprised Dan does his own dishes? So again, I want to applaud Billy because he's the dishwasher. For some reason, our culture has been told.

I don't know by whom. I don't know if they said it when we got to this country, use your dishwasher a storage. For mail, yeah. Cuban people, Hispanic people, use their dishwashers to hide things, that's what I got right, I basically. I don't know why. It's true.

inexplicably. My grandparents would have newspaper there and I was like, guys, this was from six years ago. Why do we have this newspaper here? Oh, it was a clipping. They had your grandfather's name in. I was like, oh, okay. But we don't use it.

I use it, Billy uses it. So I want to applaud you. I have a question. Now that, but we don't use it. I use it, Billy uses it, so I wanna applaud you. I have a question. Now that we're on the topic of appliances, we'll get back to dishwasher today because I'm curious, it's your strategy here. Do you have sometimes pots and pans stored inside of the oven? Never.

I do. That happens sometimes, not a fan, not a fan because I'll go and I'll preheat sometimes. And then I'm like, well now I have this hot ass pot. What am I supposed to do with this thing now? Right. Don't love it. And if it's like, what a cutting board,

I could sort of fire. It's usually that. It's the cookie sheet for me. That's what I have. Inside the oven. I'll preheat it. Forget it's there, but it's okay. I need to use it anyway.

Then you grab it with your hand. Yeah. Parts burn in. By the way, what is it? What is parchment paper? Have you seen it? It doesn't burn though. It can clean everything. Try to clean something with parchment paper. It'll seen it? It doesn't burn though. It can clean everything.

Try to clean something with parchment paper. It'll clean it. Let's go back for a second. Put these things on the pole, please, that Levitage show. Do you use your oven for storage and do you use your dishwasher for storage? I thought this was fairly simple.

I thought the cups go upside down on the top and the plates are on the top and the sides. Right, starting the sides with those cups. Yep, I do. Yeah, you do kind of like a lay around the side of the cup. Upside down and the thing though, no? Upside down, but along the edges of the rack, of the top rack, that's where you start with all the cups. Right. And then like bowls kind of go leaning against the cups. Yeah, semi-open facing down, because the water's shooting up, so you want everything.

You need the water, upside down. You don't want a bowl facing up. That's how a Billy was talking. I also like full bowl water. I also like things to be uniform. If I'm going in this direction with this set of cups, it's gonna be all of these cups all the way down until I run out of this cup,

and then I'll go with mugs after that, or I'll go with bowls. If it's a plastic bowl, if it's like a glass bowl, I have those together and the same thing to make sure that everything is kind of in pairs. Do you have any mugs or cups that have like designs on them so you don't feel safe putting them in the dishwasher? Oh yeah, and I don't know what's, here's the thing.

What do we do with tumblers? I don't know. I don't know what I do with a metal cup. Some say that they're not. Like a daddy cup? Yeah, some say not. Disgwasher safe, some say that they're not. What do I do with the little thing for the rice cooker?

You know that metal bowl? If I put that in there, then it comes out and it has like all these water stains on it. And I'm like, what do I do? And now that I'm talking it out, parchment paper. That's probably how you clean it. Do you put your forks and silverware up or down? Down.

Dangerous. Dangerous question. I also have a place for that, that is one, two, that like I get really preoccupied and bothered with is the placement of the silverware. Because in my dishwasher, there's a thing that comes, I don't know if it's standard, I don't know how. I have the same thing, it's like a caddy almost

for utensils, right? So I put all the knives all the way in the back, so when I go and I grab the handle, I don't stab myself in the hand. Now sometimes I go in there and I reach down, I feel a little poke there on my finger right in between my knuckles and I see a knife and I say, I know it's been loading this dish while.

I distribute the silverware, one thing at a time. Like I don't put three in one and then like I'm like, I have like a thing with 12 in my hand. It's like one in this one, one in this one, we go along and then we start back over two in this one. I have to go and this one, that's one. No, that's hard. I make sure they're evenly distributed.

You're a nightmare. You're a nightmare. How can you do that? And then I have little, I have little because our like dining like silverware situation was a gift from my wife's aunt and uncle that live in Spain, so it's like Spanish. And it's like different dimensions. So like they have like a different size.

Wait, what do you mean? What do you mean it's Spanish? They have different dimensions. I'm telling you, there's a whole, there's fish, forks and all this stuff. Do you have a It's Spanish. They have different dimensions. I'm telling you there's a whole there's fish Forks and all this stuff. Do you have a three? Yeah, that's for fish. I was told a three is for fish Yeah, I don't know what a three. You know what a three. I don't know. Oh, you're holding up for it. It's a four thing It's a four you know how four has four benches a three has three. That's a made-up word. That's not a well What do you mean? I don't think a three cuz the if no, it's what that's all it a three

That yeah exactly that's for fish But it comes with these little spoons and these little forks that I don't know what they're for, and they're too small for the putt. Happy God. Yes, but it's too small to put into the compartment for the spoon in the fork. So then I have to pair them with each other,

and I have to have them facing opposite direction so that they can't slide through, and then sometimes they do slide through and it hits the track and it's a whole thing. Can we talk for a second though? He will do refer to them as threaks. Yep. We skipped right. Hello, Pat.

Not adults. Tony has it being a fork because it has four prongs and he's spelling it FOURK. Right, correct. Why do you spell it? But we skipped right past Tony saying using the dishwasher for storage. If you're using it for storage, you're not using it to wash dishes.

Correct. You're not. You're never running it. Never. It's got mail. It has newspapers. It has like, we, but Billy, what do you, what have you seen in dishwashers? I've seen a toilet seat in a dish.

I know you had a hair. Get out of here. I have. That's not true. I have. I storage your name name. Name name. Is that how you washed it?

I thought how I washed it. I've seen I've seen it washed that way. I like that toilet seat there You can probably find it on the internet you would have you would have no trouble whatsoever finding on Twitter a Toilet seat in a dishwasher. You want me to Google that? Hold on, what do I Google? When did Dan see a toilet in a dishwasher? Tell me what to type in. I regret not going to escalator. So do I. You haven't even gotten to hats.

Don't wash a hat in a dishwasher. Those plastic things that you put hats in, yeah. Oh, the worst. They don't work. In a shrink, it's a whole thing. It's my childhood, so many hats ruined because my parents got to sit. You got to take a shower with your hat to fit it right. No, you've never heard that?

You guys have never heard to get a fitted hat to fit the way you want. You take a shower with it. I didn't know that. No. Do you work clothes? I just got honoured on usually. He was right about three. Put it on the pole at Levitage show.

Have you ever showered wearing a hat so that you'll be in condition. I'm really fit. No. At Levitade show, I have never heard that. So just to be clear, Tony, you're nude wearing a hat. Correct, yeah. You can picture it.

You're trying to get a seven and five aids. You're like, all right, this fits a little tight. I got to loosen it up a little bit, get the hot water in, but yeah, you're nude all the way down. But then you got the hat on, you know. You know, looks good. Thought they're wrong with that. So toilet seat.

Yeah, where did Dan go and Google it? Where did Dan use those sausage fingers to come in? Is it? My first time ever. What is proper escalator etiquette? We don't know what we're doing down here in Miami. You move to the right if you want to just enjoy

the escalator experience. Thank you. Yeah, leave the left open. We can't get this right inside a walkway in an airport. It's just me, it's like, it is. It's the same way, especially for public transportation when people are in a hurry. If you go to London, for example,

you'll realize that they have this locked down. You absolutely stay into the right, and if you're in a hurry, you go to the left. Here in South Florida, if you ride the Metro Rail, it's a disaster. No one's ever sat these people down and told them, this is a proper etiquette. I am here for all of you.

Dude, if you're on an escalator, you step to the right side, if you're just there to casually enjoy the ride. I got 30 seconds on this thing, this is my step. And I'm going arm spread and you're taking the whole way. This is like, who's in that big of a hurry? You'll be down there. You're on the way to the hurry.

I'm in the hurry. 10 seconds. I'm trying to catch a train. I'm in a hurry. Same thing applies to the walkways in an airport, right? Yes, but for whatever reason, people know about that, but not just normal escalators. Thank you, Steve Gantz.

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If all the rain drops were lemon, drops and gun drops, oh what a rain that would be. Stu got standing outside with my mouth open wide If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops. Oh, what a rain that would be This is the Don Lebertar show with this to got We welcome back now one of our metal arc interns to do a horrifying climate stat of the day even though he wants to just do sports stats. And while we have done in the past, bits with Adam McKay, I promise you, honestly, that I am telling the truth and it is no bit, that the last time he was on with us, he became so rattled that we

did not believe his climate stat of the day that he almost started crying. I am not telling any lies here. This was something that happened to him because he said whatever it was, 14 Hiroshima bombs a second is what's percolating in our ocean. He was giving us a fact we did not believe him. And I believe that my friend, our friend, Adam McKay is slowly because he is talking to activists and scientists and getting data from all over the world, going privately and publicly crazy because he knows things about the end of the earth that we do not know that are approaching. Am I saying anything that's inaccurate here, Adam? No, that seems pretty accurate. Yeah, yeah. But that's also the description of crazy person would have. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think so. Yeah, yeah, most of the time,

if you talk to someone who's gone crazy, they'll tell you they have data, they'll say, oh, it's true. So yeah, Billy, what are you laughing about? God, just I don't know what we're doing. Adam, we were worried last week when you asked us to kind of send people over to raise money for your organization. We were worried that these are the people that are gluing their hands and feet to the floor places and that our money would be used to buy like glue. Is that the case? No, no, it's for our media company, yellow dot and we're raising money for, you know, basically putting out information to let people know about what's going on with the climate fighting against oil company misinformation. Some of the videos are actually pretty funny. So, no, that's not it.

You have had some difficulty being funny around this, even though you made a whole movie don't look up being funny about this. Yeah, yeah, it kind of switches between sometimes being really funny and other times just really grim. Go ahead and play the happy music that is also really grim. We're all gonna die. The oceans are all burning and we're all wondering why. We're all gonna let's turn on the news and find out that we're gonna die.

He is doing good and important work. It's not for profit work, yellow dot studios. It's up on our screens. If you want to help with donations, yellow dot studios, dot com is where you go. If you want to help the people who help us, what is today's horrifying climate fact of the day? You said it poorly last time. If you want to cover it again, because it sounded like we were making a joke. we were not making a joke. He was giving something that was a fact. So just to reiterate, the Hiroshima bomb stat that you gave us last week, what was that?

Oh, not a guy. So what, yeah, last week was 14 Hiroshima bombs going off every second of heat being created from, you know, all the fossil fuels were burning. So that, yeah, that was fun. And so this week, we're going to talk about the dolphins the dolphins being seven football fields worth of offense yesterday, which was jaw drop in. But you know, the Canadian wildfires are still going. And they started in late April. And so the stop today is how many football fields do you think have been burned in Canada since those fires started. I'm going to give you three choices. Choice 9000 football fields worth of forest choice number two 8 million football fields worth of forest or choice number three 19 million football field. Chris Cody you want to take a stab at this? I think it's number three.

The worst of these, can it be that bad? Can it be that bad? And what are eight? Oh no. No, he isn't answered yet. They don't play that much football in Canada. So I find it hard to believe that have 19 million football fields in the forest.

They used to play a ton. They play a lot of football there. And if Trevor Lawrence gets hurt and you find out who Nathan Rorke is, you're gonna know about it. Is it 18 million football fields of forest we have burned? It's none of those. It's 56 million football fields. Come on, man.

That camp, is that right? I don't even have 56 million football fields. That's what I was really wish wish-dap for me. Exactly right. That is true. What do you know about the damage that that causes going forward? And how much worse is all of this going to get? I should point out to the audience that this has become

a passion of atoms. He's trying to not feel helpless. He's trying to do some work to activate people and inform people, but what are the practical effects of this continuing? Because all of this stuff is much worse than scientists anticipated and expected and predicted. And what's coming now later is going to incrementally keep getting worse.

Yeah, so the fires normally Canada and the course of a year would generate about 700 million tons of CO2 and these fires alone have generated 2.3 billion tons of CO2. So and they're still going, here's the craziest part, the fires aren't going out and they'll probably just keep burning. They'll probably go through the winter and kind of start to simmer and kind of just smolder and then wind spring hits. They'll just fully pop up again. times I always wondered why Johnny Manzel or Tim Teebo. Well, Matt and Zell tried a little bit, but why didn't Tim Teebo go play football in Canada? And that is no relation to what I'm talking about. That's a question. But, uh, when's there's not going to put these fires out? No, if you've noticed in your swimming pools, as far south as down here, you're getting soot in your swimming pools.

That's from the Canadian wildfires. And the worst part of it is usually these wildfires would actually capture, I'm sorry, usually these forests would capture carbon and that's like trees, you trees, obviously captured CO2. And because they're burning, they're not capturing carbon and they're producing billions of tons of carbon. And the boreal forest, which is, you know, way up north.

No one ever imagined that could burn, and that's just constantly burning. Yeah. And the other thing is, ain't chain it yesterday, you're new running back. Ha, ha, ha. Gained over 200 yards. You had Tyreek Hill gaining over 150 to over 300.

And to my knowledge, that's never happened in a game before. You can't have stat of the day, that's my choice. You can't do stat of the day. But they lit this football field on fire, Dan, so it's related. It's totally related. And it's, you know, I think we really have a choice

with climate we can take in the reality, take action, you know, protest, stop oil companies, demand accountability from our leaders leaders regardless of their political party or we can dive deep into sports. So I'm going to take that ramp. See, let me really what is wrong with the blue wing? Oh nothing I just wanted to put out there as P. Lee's saying I will say it's getting in the way of the sports. Yeah, I don't know if you watch the US open But there was a lengthy delay and it says Lee, you know, this is not what I'm on your side

Yellow dot Studios dot com is where you go if you want to give money And if you want to help real help, but if you interrupt one more kickoff, I swear to god I'm off the team Get your priorities straight, McKay. Thank you for being on with us. We appreciate the time sir Chris Cody guys, we will talk to you soon. He sounds so sad. I mean it is. It's just it's I mean, it is. It's just, it's harrowing, depressing, awful. Nobody wants to hear about it. Nobody wants to consider it. Bodies in Libby and Greece because everywhere it rains. I just drove Saturday. I drove through a place I never had seen flooded before. My car almost got stuck just because it rained. Like, I like to know where Lou Holtz is right now. Chris Cody. Tough team.

You did. What do you say about our team? You did not get your dolphins thoughts off today because. What do you say about our team? Because you fell apart once I asked you for the dark night. I cannot believe. Is this as good as you've ever felt about your football team in your lifetime?

This is a tough team right here. I thought the Ravens game last year was as good as it got. You're gonna fight it Jersey. But last night, all of it yesterday. Yes, it is, Dan. And like I said, I don't know what, it's the best way I can put it as I talk poorly. I don't know how to react to this team. We're proud to be from Ohio.

I just literally want to sit here and just enjoy this. It's always about 30 seconds. You can just stare at me enjoying this. I don't continue to be high on the table. I'm gonna pop out for him. Hey, you know what's great? The team. You know what? Just watch me be happy. I'll tell you what. I love those kids. We got a tough team. That is honestly what it's about though. You know, X is an O's for me. This is about this dolphins team is the team that everyone wants to be. Tony, he has been dying to talk about this team for 20 years and he gets the microphone

and he barfs on it. It says, look at me. That's a tough team.