The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: The Sands of Time

Episode Date: August 11, 2025

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For those who don't know, Ethan brought his dog last week. I think it was Wednesday. And this dog's left hind leg was not touching the ground. This dog was clearly injured. And we have some video of Ethan. walking it around. I don't want to look directly at the TV because it makes me very sad. Oh, he's so upset.

He's crying. He's upset. He's crying right now. It's very disturbing and I would like to know is Percy okay. Can somebody please tell me. Percy, it was very obvious to everyone as you're looking right now, seeing a dog walking just on three of its four legs.

Why not carry that dog from the garage to the... What does the matter of you? Very clearly in pain hanging around the office. Very clearly needs its leg amputated. And everyone was telling Ethan this, and he was kind of like low play in it. He was insisting

that the dog's tail was wagging, so it was fine. Never mind that it wasn't putting any pressure on this leg or jumping on anything, which dogs are prone to do. I can diagnose what's wrong with that dog. Oh, let's hear this. Just from seeing that video. I'm being serious here.

He's a doctor. The dog has a thorn in its left rear foot. That was one of the popular theories, but I'm here to actually tell you what was wrong. Or a torn ACL. It's a torn ACL. Ah, you're right. Good job, Doc. Okay. I mean, I knew it was one of the other. So, Ethan brought this dog.

Did he feel bad? I hope so. I genuinely hope so, because he should have felt bad. That dog was very clearly injured. And, you know, I would like to think that you could rule out of Thorne quickly if you're Ethan, because that's the first thing everybody looks for. There was something hanging off of the back of Percy's back leg. it looked like you know

this was a serious issue not to Ethan Ethan so made it run obstacles here in this office Ethan would have been more upset if Percy Harvin the name of the person that this dog was named after

would have been forced to play with an injury less significant than this one but his dog nah you're good the name is the most annoying part for me I like the name doesn't look like a person

especially because it's a girl I will say you know I have two dogs and every now and then one of them will hurt their leg or maybe their back or whatever, you know, and they'll be limping or it'll be ginger for a day. But after a day or so, if it's not starting to get better, I will take them to our vet.

Ethan was not concerned whatsoever. Like, I don't have a problem with him not taking the dog right away, but he's like, no, no, it's fine. Matter of fact, let me bring it to a place where it never goes. He left the dog with, what, a brother's girlfriend or something, like some third or fourth string friend. Ethan's in charge of writing with the topics out and he just wrote one down. Did you just write down they crush me? They call me a terrible person. Can you hold up that note? Oh, it just says Percy. Okay. I just wanted to see like they call me terrible. Is Percy okay? Is Percy okay? Is the

topic? Is she okay? Ethan? Give me two thumbs up if she's okay. One, if you're lying. Yeah. He's telling he's okay. All right. So like, do you feel better now? You are very choked up? if we get video of Percy relaxing in the bed maybe being fed you know treats with her paws up in the air then I'll feel a lot better about it but right now I'm still imagining him treating his dog like shit walking around in a cast all day

well if it makes you feel any better not to put his business out there but now they're on the topic of Percy and you know this is a proper journalism show he left Percy behind as someone mentioned while he went to play around in Gainesville Florida and I don't think has seen Percy since he has been back So he is saying Percy's okay without having actually visited or seen Percy since returning. You know, when your kid breaks a leg, you take a trip to Gainesville.

Well, that was part, I think, what was that play of like, Percy's fine, Percy's fine, because he knew he's going to Gaines. I was like, Percy's fine. Don't worry about that. And I don't think he listened to anyone until David Sampson was like, Ethan, I don't like dogs. That dog is not doing well. You need to help that dog.

And then he also said something along the lines of, you need to take that dog in. they may put down that dog, which is like, that's not the motivation to get him to take Percy in. Did Ethan actually listen to us or did the person that is watching Percy take the dog in? Wow. Ethan should just take the dog. Did Ethan not actually take Percy to the vet himself? No. Oh my God.

I think Percy might need a new owner. Yeah. Take the dog. So, Ethan, you're on, just you took it? You took Percy? I don't believe you. I would be way more. vigorous in my own self-defense. Are you sure it wasn't telehealth? You took this dog in person.

You know what? He's probably loving this. He sacrifices dog's ACL just to get. What do you do for a dog's ACL? Does it wear a cast? Like, what happens? I don't know. I don't know. Well, we'll get answers to all of our questions right now. You know what, let me just say this. Dogs do very well with three legs. I have a three-legged dog on the next street from me. Oh, yeah? It walks in front of my house all the time on a leash. happy as a lark also was she menstruating was that what

it's a great question you have to ask whenever a woman tears her ACO it's a joke it's a sexist joke it's not funny let's get Ethan over here too there he is answer some questions okay there are so many

falsehoods that have been spoken about this situation over the last five minutes don't get nervous that I'm just sitting out there just like first of all let's all be very clear I love my dog

that dog is my life I love her very much. I had to bring my dog in to work on Wednesday. As soon as like, you know, the child services show up, that's usually what they say first. I had to bring my dog into work on Wednesday because I was going to Gainesville for the weekend and I was leaving her with my brother's girlfriend. On the way in, obviously, her limp was bad. It was not good. I was concerned.

Here's why I wasn't too concerned, Zaslow. she ate the night once she got hurt she ate the morning of her as a pet owner she pooped fine that's a big concern did she poop fine

she was pooping fine that is a totally normal kids if my kid's pooping she's good she was behaving normally she was here she was jumping on the couch happy to see not jumping she jumped on the couch multiple times she should not have been jumping on the couch

but I thought that was a good sign for doing so I'm assuming right Say again. You punished her for jumping on the couch for being a bad girl. No, she's a good girl. She's best girl. She's being bad. I don't know.

He did have a minor freak out because it's just speaking kind of like the state of this place here. Percy was in the kitchen walking around the fridge. I saw this. He's like, did Percy just throw up on the floor? Yeah, there was some yogurt or something. And then I was like, no, I spilled that. And then he just walked away. So anyway, I had to take her to my brothers.

Obviously, I was concerned. It had been about 24 hours since she had gotten hurt. So I was like, it's probably time to take her to the vet. Then I'm here in the office, and everybody's calling me an abusive dog owner, saying I kick the dog. This is not how it was not true at all. Not true at all. Obviously, I love my dog. I take very, very good care of her.

So guess what I did after the show? I took her to the vet. But would you have taken her to the vet if you didn't get all the criticism? I would have let, yes, I was going to take her to the vet. That's the part he's misrememberment. I did not get shamed into taking her to the vet. I had been discussing with my mom before I even got into work.

Do you think I should take her to the vet after work today? If I'm remembering that day correctly, you were almost, I would say, offended that we were so concerned about your dog. No, I appreciated the concern for my dog, of course. Let me see a text with your mom. I don't find them.

I don't believe of you. He did kind of hint at, if we're going to go to the vet, they're going to do all these tests. So here's what happened. So I took her to the vet. it cost me $450. But a price anyone would pay for...

Yes, of course, of course. No problem whatsoever. The dog is your life, you said earlier. The dog is my life. I love Percy very much. I just got a note in my ear too much Ethan. I mean, yeah, any Ethan is too much Ethan. But they told me she might have a torn ACL.

They can't confirm it because they took a picture. Let's fast forward to the end of the story. How do you recover from an ACE? Does the dog have to wear a cast? Well, I don't know what they're going to. have to do. I don't know if they're going to have to give her surgery or we had a dog with a torn ACL previously.

She, we opted not for not to have the surgery. You put her down? No, we did not put the dog down. She lived a long, happy, wonderful life. She just didn't run around as much. Time! Thank you, Ethan. Yep. All right. I'm on the hockey show. Thank you. Why. Get out of here.

There's no end to that story. There you go. So maybe we don't know what's going to happen to the dog? Is Ethan okay now? That sounded like he heard himself. Tune into Mystery Crate to hear the rest of that. Oh, God. Don Lebertard.

Billy's got a conundrum here. He's got a dog now. And he doesn't know how to socialize with other dog owners. Stugats. Dogs, Dan. I don't know if you're aware of dogs. Dogs like to smell each other and kind of like socialize and all that stuff. So then I'm holding on to a leash with my dog on it while another owner is doing the same thing.

And I don't know how to interact with this owner in this case. Like, hey, you know, my dog likes your dog's butt smell. as you guys know I'm not good at small talk so like this is a nightmare for me because what do I talk to these other dog owners about I experience this exact same thing with my kid at a park it's the same thing kids and dogs basically the same exact thing put it on the poll at lebitard show our kids and dogs basically the same because my two year old wants to run over and play with other kids and all of a sudden I'm standing there and our two kids are kind of chasing each other and we're like hey yep there's our kids how about that this is the Dan lebatar show with these two gods So did you guys see over the weekend the New England Patriots? They did a little ceremony. There was preseason football all over the league. Did you see this, Greg?

They had a ceremony outside the stadium because they have a new statue. They put up a new statue. It is of Tom Brady. I saw that. I saw that. And it's not nearly as bad as the Dwayne Wade statue. but it's not great. Like, why can't these statue makers

have a better likeness facially? I don't... Where are we with statues? Now, I, because I'm guilty of it too. Anytime a statue's getting unveiled, I expect it to be weird and I expect this whole online discourse. Right. This was a

perfectly fine statue. Totally fine. It was standard. Your classic... His face, though. Statute. Look, if anything, I'm more concerned. concerned about Tom Brady's actual face. His hair is weird, too. Than the statue's face.

The statue looks more like Tom Brady than Tom Brady does presently because he's doing that weird thing, that weird, like, L.A. Hollywood producer, 80-year-old thing, where they just dye their hair really dark and they wear really big sunglasses. The Bob Evans, if you will. He's starting to get there. The face actually looks great. The question is, is the head too small? He's got a little bit of a beetle juice thing going on.

Yeah, that's what it is. I mean, he's got the shoulder pads on right now. And this actually represents a hairline that was done before, well, after one transplant. I happen to think he's had several. But he's got the little enthradas that we all came to know and love during his Patriots days. It is interesting. Like, I guess it's because he's calling games for Fox. But I don't know, this ceremony is for preseason game number one?

It's a little bit anticlimactic. Is he doing the end of breakfast club? Like, has he done this? Is this a Brady pose? I know the end of breakfast club? Judd Nelson? Walking in, like, the football field. He's like, is this a known Brady thing?

He walks off the field. Yeah, that's, I would have gone with, there's one image. The thing where he's like, left, LFG. I mean, I would have went with Tuckerville, you know. There's a, the image that I know is kind of lasting, that is always a stock footage when people talk about his career. Is him putting his hands over his head. The first Super Bowl win. The first Super Bowl, as a confetti is falling down.

He's got the Super Bowl winner's t-shirt. That would have been a good one. That gives off, like, new, shocking. this is the first time he did it. You want to give off. I've done this so much. It pretty much looks easy. It encapsulates the whole career. And I don't know if he actually did that, but if he did, it would have made sense.

They probably gave him options, right? He probably gets an email with like, here's five things we could do. What do you like him? Yeah, but the hands-on head says exasperation. That was one of them, though. I bet that was sent. I'll tell you what does bother me. And this is not the case for Brady.

I mean, Brady, obviously. I mean, come on. Statute, Brady, arguably the best behind Marino. But the whole deal now where we, The conversation isn't, and it's very NBA, the conversation isn't anymore, should they have their. Jersey retirement used to be the be-all end-all when you're a legend on your team. That's the highest honor. Now, that's not good enough anymore.

Now it's, they should get a statue. And I love Eudanus Hasam. I love Eudanus Haslam. He absolutely deserves to have his Jersey retired here. Udonas Haslam is being talked about, had they announced that they're going to do a statue for U.S. A statue for UD? There is Eudanus Haslam statue talk. Are you breaking this?

No. No. Do you happen to know? I don't know. No, no, no. I happen to see the online discourse. It's ridiculous. It's been a conversation for a while now.

Basically during like his last year or two, the idea of, hey, there'll definitely be a Dwayne Wade statue. Should there be a Eudanist statue? And I think the overwhelming idea is yes, just not in front of the Miami arena. Just somewhere else in Miami because he represents all of Miami. Don't put it in front of the stadium. Maybe put it in front of the stadium. Miami High, I don't know. Like, your franchise has to have, if you already have one statue, and obviously

Dwayne Wade being the statue is perfectly appropriate. But if you're going to have a second person, like that guy has to also be an all-time great player. And I don't think there should be any other statue outside the Miami Heat. Like even outside Hard Rock Stadium, okay, there's a Damarino statue. Do I believe there should be a, let's say, Jason Taylor, a Jason Taylor statue? No, we're over statuing. There's too many statues.

Too many statues. Yeah, I mean, I got in trouble on this air several months ago saying Don Staley should not get a statue. They were talking about a Don Staley statue. Eudanus probably shouldn't. Pat Riley, I could see, getting a statue. He's got the court, though. Well, I know, but that's a small thing. Pat Riley deserves a statue.

But that's the gesture, though. I think when they gave him the court, that's basically them being like, this is your thing. I know. I shit you not. LeBron James does not deserve a Miami Heat statue. No. Are you crazy? How's it even a conversation?

The statues are reserved for the ultra great. The franchise changers. The people that are almost as synonymous with the franchise is the logo itself. Waiter Riley. Those are the only people you could ever consider. What if I told you statue placement matters and you're getting a Udonis Haslam statue, little smaller inside the area? What about in the concourse area out back?

Stop making statues. Like the Jersey retirement is like such a great honor. It's an incredible. Right. Stop making statues. Enough already. You literally want a statue of yourself. As a joke, I toured around with that, putting it in my front yard. That would be great. I looked into the cost. Who would you license to do that?

Not Dwayne Wade's artist, I'll tell you that. You know what? It used to be, the way that you would honor a legendary columnist is a good old-fashioned plaque and a press box. Go watch. Holtz Scott one. What would you want at the Miami Herald building? The building doesn't exist anymore. Is there like a fountain out front, the Greg Cody fountain? Fountain.

Where would we put the Greg Cody plaque? I'll take a parking spot. Wasn't it going to become a casino? What if you became like a slot machine? Like it's you, there's like a screen there and then someone pulls your arm down. Would you take that? Would you take that? As you do it, it goes that kind of thing.

Or in front of your house, in front of your houses have a statue, what if they made you the mailbox? Oh, in my likeness? Yeah, yeah, in your likeness and then the post person would have to deliver. you hand delivery of the mail. They open up the mouth. It's a good question. Where would you want to put it? Yeah, I think the gate that opens up on a mailbox would be my mouth.

Yeah, but you have to have something signaling that you have mail. So your arm has to go off like a little kid at school. You raise your hands. You've got mail, Jack. No, you're going to want to push button. Trust me. You think? There's a huge flaw in the Greg Cody slot machine idea.

Yeah. Yeah, the resting position. You got to watch that arm gesture. Oh, it's a good point. Offensive, man. Imagine you're super excited. You go into the casino. You see rows of Greg Cody slot machines.

And the resting position is a Sig Hile. No, it'd be all the way up. You could do like a thumbs up or something. All right, all the way up. The thumb helps a little. Let's make sure it goes all the way up. Get that thumb. We're meeting that hand at the apex.

Point a finger. That's a good point. So we're all pretty much in agreement that it's a little much with the statues. All right. Too many statutes. Brady completely appropriate. But otherwise, there's too many statues. What about having a street name down?

after you. Where does that fall in the... Like Jose Cazico? Like Dwayne Wade Boulevard. That's a great... Dame Marino. Like that's a nice little additional thing that you go the extra mile for for the greatest legend and very few legends. Like, there are very few franchises that can do like more than one of these things.

Yeah. You go to the Lakers Arena. It's exhausting. I love Luke Robitai just as much as the next guy, but statue? The Heat did the appropriate order. It's you retire the jersey, give them a street, and then the statue. you. Now, Greg, you're also tired of something else in sports right now, where you saw, I guess, the Philadelphia Eagles have displayed what their championship rings are looking like, right?

It's beyond the pale. You know, you, apparently you press a button and wings come out from the ring. No. Yeah. Silly? Yes, you press a button and wings come out of the ring. And Samson was in here the other day with him. his Miami Marlins championship ring. And David, I love you, but what a embarrassing ring that is because it's so gaudy, it's so huge.

If I see somebody walking around with a ring that size, frankly, a fist-sized ring, I'm like, what an asshole. Don't do that. Showy beyond belief. Championship rings need to scale back, Jack. How about that? Christopher loves it when I say back, Jack. He loves that for some reason. You love that, Christopher?

It's his thing. He never does it. Well, you know, I don't know. It's how you did it there and it was underwhelming. They were like a head on the size of rings. All the rings are massive now. And getting bigger. Yeah, they're getting bigger.

The Eagles now have like wings that come out of their championship wing. You push something down and wings come out. Yes. Steve morning. Yeah. And they're going to get bigger and gaudier and it's just ridiculous. It's an embarrassment. I understand why we're doing that.

But there needs to be a great reset. There essentially needs to be a rookie wage scale back to normal-sized championship rings. Because every championship ring has to be bigger and more gaudy than the previous one. Otherwise, you're insulting the players and you're coming off as a cheap owner. You know what? What's insulting the players is giving them something that has no actual practicality. This is something that is going to have to stay in a box, maybe for a, you know, a reunion once in a lifetime. If I win a championship ring and I got the rings that everyone's,

chases, I'd like to wear that puppy. Yes, I agree. And here's something else, and this is ironic in a way, because as championship rings become bigger and gaudier and pricier, they also become devalued. Why? No insults

Azlo. A broadcaster should not get a championship ring. The head trainer should not get a championship ring. Head trainer, players. No, head trainer, absolutely. Okay. The championship rings should go to players on the roster. and coaches. The trainers are part of that staff. I'm with you like on Zazlo.

Okay. The trainer is one of the more important people on a, on a team. Okay, trainer, equipment, man. You got to draw the line somewhere, though. Okay. Are you giving a championship ring to the, uh, the intern in the media relations department? They do draw the line somewhere because they, most of these teams have tiers of rings. I understand. Three or four tiers, right? Yes. Okay. Nobody should get a championship ring, in my opinion. Other than the team. What about Luis Castillo, who was on the roster, but not on the World Series roster? I mean, minimum games.

What if I told you a social media intern came up with the phrase Splash Brothers, their first championship with the Warriors? Does that person get a rig? A media intern? No. Yeah. He came up with Splash Brothers. I know. I didn't like that nickname anyway.

Oh, Christ. Yeah. No, I didn't. By the way, I don't believe you love David Sampson. Splash. I like David Sampson a lot. Like. I think he's great at what he does.

Yeah, you just went from love to like that. You're saying, I love the guy, but, you know. Would you shop for Do's with him? I would not. No. No, no, no. No. Family only, Billy. I mean, seriously.

I am still stunned from learning that they sell Doze at CVS. It's ridiculous. Back in the day, a local church would be picketing in that place. You know what I'm saying? It's pretty... And you made it weird. No, he's right. Say no to the dough.

I'm not a prude. Say no to the dough. I'm not a prude, but I think it's... It's a little unbecoming to sell those in a drug store. Oh, is it discreet? Clearly, I haven't noticed. It depends. I mean, they sell those two.

Yeah. You're okay. We all were like, ah. I pulled a move with my wife at the supermarket the other day. Go on. We were shopping at Publix Saturday night, I think. I love a Saturday night at home, man. We're cool.

You're a big weekend for the Zaslo's. Like 7.30 p.m. what I was something like that. We were shopping at Publix on Saturday night, and we went by the aisle that has, you know, the Depends. And I said it really loud for everybody here. Tam, do you need any more Depends or are you good? Classic. Great gag.

Oh, man. Do they sell those at CBS? She didn't appreciate that. What a great husband to shop with. She didn't love that. No. May even a mistake. Yeah.

Honey, heavy flow day or no? Greg likes it. I do. That's funny. Yeah. I'm going to file that away for future users. Yeah, you could use that. I'll lend that to you.

I used that. Was there another person in the aisle? Yeah, I said it loud up. There were people around, yeah. I bet you, the one thing that they were all thinking was, a white tam. I always think I'm in a simulation when I'm in a grocery store. It's like, how's there always one person on this aisle? There's never more than one person on an aisle.

Oh, no, not when I shop. I do most of my big shopping on a Sunday morning. The aisles are crowded. You've got to, like, slalom down the aisle because people are like... For me, you turn down the corner for an aisle? One person. Really? always well what time are you shopping like 6 p.m. I'm like I'm a weekday afternoon guy

no that's a bad time to shop. You know you got to go with the crowd. What are the peak times to shop Saturday evenings clearly? I think the peak time is is Saturday or Sunday when everyone's there like 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. Yeah that's like why do you like going with a crowd? I prefer that it's a communal thing you know what's it couldn't be no like waiting in you like to wait longer at the deli? Oh yeah I like that. Why? It's just you talk to Anyone? Yeah, sometimes. Chit-chat?

That's actually cute. Yeah. And I think that's going to be in fashion a little bit. Occasionally. Because we get more into our devices, people are going to long for those small little interactions. My dad's not a deli guy, though. I totally agree with that. You're saying that?

You don't wait in line for that deli. Well, the other day I had, sometimes I buy packaged prosciutto because it's really good, thin slice. Well, pre-packaged? Well, you get a cut. Yeah, sometimes I get it. But the Cody family has always. has been, like, I'll just go to the aisle. Don't get me started on the pre-cut

deli meat. Yeah, it depends. Sometimes I'll get it freshly cut. You ever get a cut and say a little thinner, a little. Yes, always. That's the best part. You ever get a cut? And you're like, I don't like this. I love how I'm, like, assessing this cheese. Let me see if this is thick enough. Let me see. That is a great pleasure

in life. I wish I had more time to do that. That's a perfect amount of thickness. Thank you. The perfect thinness, you got to tell them, is right before it's shaved. Right? Because when they quote unquote shave it, then it's just a turkey mess inside of there once you're untangle it or open it. When you do it just thin enough just before it's shaved, then it doesn't come apart, but it's also almost like transparent when you can pull it up. That's the perfect level. I agree.

These pre-packaged ham turkey things, you have no idea what level of thickness you're getting with those things. It could be super thick. It could be super thin. Get out of here with those. Yeah, I agree. And sometimes there's different cuts within the same package. You'll get a super thin one, and then the next one will be thicker. It's inconsistent.

And then you don't know if you're getting the ass end where it's just like a bunch of little round slices. And it's like, how am I supposed to distribute these tiny slices in my sandwich? It's the worst. Don Lebatard. My wife says this is a sexy voice. It really is. Yeah. I'm hard.

Thank you. Wow. Stugats. So am I, actually. I don't know why. This is the Dan Lebatar show with the Stugats. Are you still a buck guy? Question for Cody.

A what guy? Boston butt. Oh, yeah, I love it. What the hell is that? Boston butt? Yeah. Don't look at me like I should know that. What is that?

Yeah, Boston butt is, you know, that's when you pull pork. You take two forks and the meat is so well done that it falls apart. Tear that ass up. Yeah, man. I'm telling you what. I cook that on my big green egg and I have mastered it. That's the only thing on my big green egg that I can honestly say I cook competition quality Boston butt. I will say that.

You don't put sauce on it, though. I have sauce available. I don't recommend sauce. That's how good it is. That's how good it is. Didn't you recently make a Wellington that most people are not used to making? I made a pork well and that looked interesting. Yeah, I did a video.

You're fortifying my algo because recently I've been in this meats and sliced deli meat. There's this crazy, huge, spicy. that's your algos? No, I have a lot of algos. My algos all boobes these days. I had one of Cocoa Beware giving a dude, dude, Cocoa Bware just straight up assaulted a guy in the ring one time. Really? Like how hard one chop. This mass wrestler got one chop in and Cocoa Bware straight up killed this guy. Wow. Like he just beat the holy hell out of him. Where was Frankie? This was before he was Coco. This was just Cocoa Ware. No kidding. Yeah, they added the B later, which is, you know, Vince McMahon gets a lot of crap,

but he was a pretty big creative mind. So this guy wasn't even being stiff. It was just one chop? One chop and Coco. You know what? I'm going to get this video. Let's see if we can get it. You have to watch Cocoa Ware.

Damn you're a kill this guy. Anyways, thank you for fortifying it. I appreciated that. And I would really like to eat your butt. Okay. Oh, you know what? I'm going to make a butt. The problem is it takes several hours to cook.

Low and slow. Low and slow. I take my time with it I mean I would I would make one for the whole show I'll bring it in I don't like to share but sure okay bottom right here we have

cooking with Cody it's my dad you know really stretching the brand of the Greg Cody show YouTube channel how about look at Greg that's you in the corner yeah it's my first cooking video that's a picture and picture with you yeah now there were some comments

about you know some uncleanly moments where you know you wipe your hand and then wiping shirts, going back to the meat. I actually responded, and I'm like, these are edited videos, okay? We're not going to show me washing my hands after I touch uncooked pork. This is often a thing of contention between me and my dad when he's cooking. That is a wash around. He's just, he's a little, I would say, sloppy.

That's not true. When you wrap the pork loin and prosciutto first? Greg, he's talking to you. Yeah, the prosciutto goes down over. At least the way I made it, it goes down over the uncooked dough, and then Dijon mustard is spread out. Great binder mustard. Those doughs?

Yeah, that's the real dough, not a dill dough. Right. You put that dough in your mouth. Or dough with dill. You look so much like Lyndon B. Johnson here. L.B.J. Something going on with my dad's face recently. I just don't know what's going on.

What do you mean? It looks great. The sands of time. Christopher texts after watching this video. Christopher texted me saying, have you had a stroke? There's parts in the video where he's like talking and his side of his mouth is like drooping. That's not true. Got that droop face?

No, absolutely not. That Wellington face. It's not true. I have not had a stroke that I'm aware of. That happens. That happens a lot, though. Oh, I know it does. Yeah, you should check in just in case.

That face drooping, that does concern me a little bit. Well, Christopher, don't get everybody worried now. You brought it up. always worry, Greg. I do love you. Do me a favor. Look directly into the camera so you can see your face and then pull your tongue out and make it touch the right side of your mouth and then to the left side of you.

Why am I doing that? To make sure you out stroke test them. Go ahead. And now all the way to the other side and now back to the other side and one more time. Okay, you're good. You are officially a meme. Yeah, I was going to say that's not the most. That was not my intention whatsoever.

One more time. I'm close. No, no. That's not. This time if you wiggle your tongue a little bit, that would help. Pretend like you're holding a microphone. Wait, hold on a second. Craig, pretend like you're holding a microphone with one hand.

No, you have to try both hand. Pretend like holding a microphone. I love you, Billy, but no. Don't wear, it's not a dough. Okay. This is a stroke test, quite literally. Literally. You guys are weird.

Weirdos. We used to use that word as a kid's a weirdo. Oh, I'm the weirdo. I didn't take my son to a sex shop to look for those. I'm the weird one. Yeah, we're grown, man. Mike, was there a serious crash this weekend with the racing? So there were a couple.

They raced at Watkins-Glen, and the Xfinity series was there. Shea-Ming Ginsburg and won the Cup series. This guy, he's a New Zealand racer. He still struggles a little bit with the ovals, but when it comes to a road course, he might be the greatest of all time already. He's won four races, the NASCAR Cup season. They've all been road courses. He just destroys the field.

won one race by 15 seconds. He won this one by eight. He actually gets bored. He kind of plays with his food. But when he races the Xfinity series, which is the tier just below the Cup Series Sunday races, there is this 19-year-old kid, Connor Zillish, who is a prodigy. He's also on trackhouse racing when he does come up. He's occasionally a Cup Series racer, but everyone says, this guy is next. Connor Zillich, he beats Shane Van Ginsberg, and he beats, he beat him at Watkins Glen and we didn't get the video cleared from it but something happened that I'm surprised we actually haven't seen more often in this sport it was horrific oh he is standing on top of his car doing the celebrations getting sprayed with water and whatnot

he slips because it's slick up there he gets his foot caught in the net that is on the driver's side window oh my god nothing to break his fall face plants on the cement floor broke his collarbone and got off lucky. I'm telling you, his face smacked flush against us. It's as brutal of a fall. It was scary. It literally will make you be like, oh! He was legitimately scary because he got loaded into an ambulance.

Thankfully, the very next day, almost miraculously. So he showed up at the race, really mature kid, arm in a sling. He'll probably race in two weeks. It would look like, this kid's a prodigy, but it's one of the more horrific things that I saw recently in sports. bless him. Thank God he's all right. That was nuts. Did you mention he was 19 years old? I didn't even know that. 19 years old. This guy, yeah, he's certainly next. And it'll be cool for Trackhouse. Trackhouse seems to be gaming the system a little bit. NASCAR keeps adding road courses.

They're going to get these guys that are good at road courses because for the playoffs, that counts just as much. So who cares if they're not really good on the Ovales? Now, Connor, Zillish is really good in the Oval's too. He's going to be an all-time great potentially if he lands with the right team. He said after coming back, He said, first of all, I'm doing okay, very grateful to walk away from that. Well, I guess I didn't walk away. And then later, he says, I was climbing out of the car. Obviously, the window net was on the door.

And as soon as they started spraying water, my foot slipped. Classic blaming everybody else for the accident. Yeah, where did these guys get this bright idea to spray me in celebration after I won a race? When have we ever seen that before? We have audio of his fall. Seven career wins. Let's go down to Mobile One Victory Lane, Dylan. He went down on the cage stand

Oh my gosh, he fell He uh His arm was stuck Like out like a UFC driver A UFC fighter that gets concussed He had the concussion arm He had the concussion arm He didn't have a concussion

They would have reported that He spoke well enough afterwards Just hours after the incident But his arm was stuck Because he broke his collarbone Which Sounds like one of the worst bones to break.

Haven't you broke that? I have. When I was very small, I was like four or five years old. Didn't Uncle Dick, like, whip you around on some, like, Uncle Dick? He was pulling me in, like, a red wagon or something. Took a corner too hot. Took a corner much too fast, and I spilled out of the wagon and broke my collar box. It usually depends on whether it's a clean break or some sort of a sloppy break.

It could be, like, a long-term issue with a shoulder if it's not a proper break. Hopefully, it was just clean. They can just put that thing right back together. I was surprised to hear Mike say that he might be racing again in two weeks. That sounds like more of a recovery time than that. I'll tell you, I know we don't have clearance to play the video, I guess. We just played the audio, but I just saw the video of it. They can show it to you guys to react right here, so let's get your guys reaction.

It's pretty crazy this video. Pretty standard climbing out, got his red bull. And he's like, yeah, let's do this. And oh, my God. There's other angles where you see it worse, too. He's lucky he didn't crack his head open. And then he just looks like he's taking a nap. Yeah.

Oh, that's terrible. If you're watching that live, you think that he cracked his head open, the way that he fell and the way that he's lying on the ground after. It's like he's asleep. If I own a team in that sport, I'm watching that video and I'm going, hey, all of my drivers, when we win a race, we're no longer standing on cars. It is interesting on whether that will chain. Remember, was it Kendry Morales?

like everyone kind of takes the celebrations at home plate now a little like they don't do the jumping anymore now it's like they run low into the crowd yeah i wonder if we'll see a slight shift here i'm gonna go ahead and say it had nothing to do with the water being sprayed his foot just got caught up in the neck underneath him and then he was like oh my god that is awful oh look he's not dead look he's not wearing his helmet like he could have died from that oh my god doubt ruined the celebration he could have i mean the celebration was promptly ruined. Oh. Wow. Crazy. His hat flies off in it. It was a really scary situation.

Glad to talk racing, though. There you go. All right. I told you we would fit it in. Anyone looking to get some Thai food tonight? Man, I'm hungry. I want some Thai food. Zaz, I think, I have to see the metrics.

I think, especially down here in South Florida with our core audience. Let's put her on the poll. Have you ordered Thai food since Zaz said? Thai food. I've been getting a lot of messages. People ate Thai food this weekend. Are you sure it was Thai? It's up for debate whether or not you, I'm not going to do that whole thing again

because please don't say it's all the same. Just move on. I don't know if you actually know what Thai food. I've never gotten orange chicken from a Thai restaurant. It's a Thai, pet Thai. Yeah. That, that, Pat Siou, chicken fried rice. No.

Thai food. Egg rolls. High food will probably have a fried rice. No, it's spring rolls. It's spring rolls. I love Thai food. I don't think you actually. actually do. But either way, every, I had to order Thai food just because I've been walking around

my house saying, Thai food. I can't be the only one. I'm telling you, I, I, I, a Thai food, Thai should be a sponsor here on the show. Just, are you a paid lobbyist for Big Thai? No. I just love it. You, I can't stop thinking about Thai food. That was at my, my, uh, my cousin's birthday party, and they had a bunch of pizza and Chinese food, and I walked up to the kitchen. That's that good Thai food. Eye food. And everyone was like, why'd you do that? Nobody got it.