The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: The Split Wedding

Episode Date: August 17, 2023

Chris Cote went to a wedding this weekend and is here to spark back up our debate about a wedding band vs. DJ. Then, someone is trying to steal Mike Ryan's identity...and it seems like they're succeeding. Plus, Jeremy has another jacket, JuJu tells the story of having jerseys stolen from the airport, we take a look at The Polls, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Dunlabel Tarshall with the StugatSpotCas. So if you guys were with us last week, the most intense first take level debate that we engaged in was about wedding DJ or live band. And obviously, I mean, and I were on the side of common sense that why would you ever have a live band if you're trying to have a party? Obviously, wedding DJ give all the slaps.

We have an update to this conversation because I believe our beloved magician, Chris Cody went to... Mentalist. I'm sorry, so let's Chris Cody went to a wedding this weekend. And you have some report back to us, right? I went to a wedding and they had a DJ and it was, everything you said it would be. And it was a split wedding, it was a black family

and a white family coming together. And it was everything you said it would be. And it was a split wedding, it was a black family and a white family coming together. And it was just amazing. We're calling that a split wedding. Two Americas, the other one. I mean, this is progress. Is this split wedding? Yeah. All right, let's talk about this before we go on.

There's a split wedding, it was a man and a woman. Did they, was it like a concert, like a Sam Cook concert in the 50s or like all the black people on one side, all the white people on the other side? Well, it's a front and back probably. It was a side to side. So what now Chris is super uncomfortable? I mean, what do you have?

It was a split wedding, it was great, man. It was hilarious. So, what was the song that got everybody up and moving? I contend that it's normally back that thing up. At a wedding? Yeah. At a split wedding? At a split.

At a split. Now, the dance floor kind of got going during the cocktail hour with like, not like it wasn't like the club hadn't opened yet. Yeah. Or just like, guys getting out there, getting their feel on it. And it was just like, I was very, I'm usually pretty good about like, I can go out in the sit, I can go on the dance floor and I can feel good about myself. But there were a lot of people with more like with rhythm that I was, I was very insecure.

It was as insecure as I felt to get onto a dance floor. You know what Chris felt? Chris felt like every baseball player like in 1948 like, oh shit. I was pretty good. I thought I was killing it. Chris felt like every baseball player like in 1948 like oh shit I was pretty good. I thought I thought I was killing it and then like the circle started where you had to like make your way into the middle of the circle And then all the attention was on you and it was so did you have I never made it to you You didn't have a solo I did not you know what the trick is Chris you never go to the middle circle But you like on the inside of the circle and then you kind of like reciprocate with someone who's in the middle of the circle But you don't actually go in there and they might call you like no, no, no, I can't do the person behind if they're calling you

You look back like oh yeah, they're calling you go ahead so you don't have it was there a song Or did they have to do two songs? I wouldn't say there was one song in particular that I can think of but it was just you were right That's it. That's what I want to say. Is that I saw everything you were talking about, and I was, it was the most fun wedding I've been to in a long time. So did they do like a mashup of back that thing up in Sweet Caroline to get everybody up at the same time? They did wobble at one point. I think that's as white as we got.

It's a wobble. Sweet Caroline and then. Bumble it, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. I don't know any other words, the go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, go, I go, I go, I me, touch me. That's, that's, that's. Ava. Ava. Tonight, it's 29, I don't know about it. Oh, I don't know. DJs are way better to have than live bands. I heard your conversation last week. The DJ, it's somebody, 808's, and the actual song, and the party of it.

I don't perform in for somebody doing it. Hey, do it on your own. But my worst fear is whenever my favorite musician comes out and he got a live band. I'm like, come on, man, bro. I don't mind when I hit that stuff. I hit it at myself. Good. Well done. You don't even want to hear musicians play music at a concert?

Absolutely not. I don't want to. I want to hit a track because I want to move. That's why the EDM concerts, they be wearing famous suits. They be having fish next, they be going crazy. I thought that was the issue with the M&M halftime show. It felt like they had the band. You know what I mean? Like if you're gonna have hip hop music,

you wanna feel the bass. I just feel like you don't wanna band playing hip hop music. Right. I'm here for the 50th anniversary of hip hop where we get my man Chris Cody breaking down M&M as how to make good song. The halftime shows. Nothing better than that.

No, I like it. I'm happy that I've listened to that. The progress of hip hop, we're at a point in society where we have hip hop all over the world and we got Chris Cody breaking down M&M tracks. I like it. And we also got Morgan Wallen getting haircuts. He's like a fake rapper too.

Is he? Yeah, I've seen video. Is there a rapper? I think he was a country guy. He is a country, that's why He's like a fake rapper too. Is he? Yeah, I've seen video. So rapper? He was a country guy. He is a country. That's why I call him a fake rapper. He's a country guy who like interpret. Yeah, he interpolates like,

Sorry, what? Oh, fake rapper. Yeah, and what's the, what's the portman to that one? I don't know Chris said it. Transition. Transition. Transition. I would like to put out a public apology to the man, not the myth, Jeremy Tashay. The Tiki Toys Mafia has jumped into my DMs and they are defending that khaki jacket

as hard as they can. You weaponize, you weaponize a Tashay high on me and I see what you did there but you know what? I'm sorry brother, wear your proudly, because you deserve it. You don't have to put it there. Thank you very much. I brought another jacket with me today. This time, it's corduroy.

Oh, of course. Which I want me to do. He's just putting it out there. He's laying the bait out there like a trap. We can't put it on now so you can see it. Yeah, put it on there. Have a look at me. It's in my tote bag.

It's a sports shirt, like, uh, I brought it inside my tote bag. I'm talking about that. I think you missed it. It's the last three days. You know what it is. You want. I'm talking about that. I been getting messages the last three days. You want to be cool, Jerber? You have to wear a baby-billy shirt. He's running up the school right now. You guys on the studio right now. I don't know if this is a flame.

I don't know what we're doing. No, I'm not. But this is what it can't see. This is because I got that on. Don't do it. You feel me? At least they see argument pants. This is himself.

He won't eat. He's a plastic man. I don't know. like you feel me at East Asia argument pants just himself he what he's a plastic man I don't do that to me just a lot of money over here you feel me I don't know what we're doing we're waiting for you I was that was not an insult I am a he's right just gemstones fans that is a Caucasian jacket oh man that is outstanding I love it so I love this jacket brother brother. Do you like it? I have a band t-shirt, a faded band t-shirt, and a, and a, what, green corduroy jacket on. How do I feel about the style?

I love it. You love the show Yellowstone, don't you? I love you jacket, brother. You do look like... Thank you, juju. It looks like if Paddington was sad, that would be the jacket. Saddington. You got a fresh Saddington was sad that would be the jackass. Saddington. You got a fresh Saddington bear raincoat. That's corduroy. I love Saddington, Gerber.

Oh, it's nothing wrong with a jacket, but you can just don't mind running around over that. Well, that's because it was just folded up in the toe. Yes, I go for the bit. Little theme. Yeah, I could have used the steamer. Is anybody else wearing jackets in Miami right now? Like it's, he's the only one. It's a, it's a, I mean, it is freezing in here. Dominique, you're in the warm side of the studio. I'm pretty sure the entire control room is wearing a jacket right now.

So cold. Yeah. Look, they're waving at us. I was sharing my blanket with Mike Ryan earlier. In solidarity with Gerber. That's what they're called. I think that we owe this to you, Jeremy. We owe you a makeover at some point. I don't want to make over. I feel great about the way I know you don't. I know you know, you want to menswear house.

You don't like the way you look. I can just try once. If I like bought you just one fit. I just want you to wear it once and see like how you feel about it. Why are you giving it a heart on me? Just told you he likes the way he looks. You gonna like the way you look. How would you dress me if you could change it from generic sad white guy to something else? Yeah, I wouldn't, it's about how you feel in a close. I wouldn't like overdo it. I wouldn't try to put you in something as completely out of your character.

But I think that you could use like one pop somewhere, like something because you go crazy bland even the ear tones. You know what I mean? It's like a lot of boring. A lot of ear tones, yeah. That's a gem. That's my color spectrum. It's just, it's a ear tone.

I mean, even if it's like a t-shirt with a funny slogan on it, like every now and then what do you want him? You want to dress like Miss Yelliot, like bright yellow with the goggles and stuff? That'd be nice. Pull it off. I mean, even if it's like a t-shirt with a funny slogan on it, like every now and then, what do you want him? You want to dress like Miss Yelliot, like bright yellow with the goggles and stuff? That'd be nice. Pull it off. I'll do it not as a gridded death punishment.

I'll show two congratulations, brother. I've brought the bout to tie the knot. You feel me, so, man, I'm getting married. We your brothers, we want to do it tomorrow. We want my, our son to have a, it's just me and my lovely bride to be. We're doing a courthouse wedding, but that'll be tomorrow and none of you are invited.

What? Thank you, the solo class. We don't want to listen to your wedding band anyways, Jare Bear. Yeah, definitely would have had a wedding band for sure. Oh my God, and what was it? You would have been the lead singer in it. We know you're a theater kid.

I sang in my bar, Mitzvah. What'd you sing? I sang. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't want to hear you tell me what you sang. I'm not going to sing. Why not? I'm not going to sing. I'm not, I'm not going to sing. I'm not going to sing. I'm not going to sing. Right now. But I sang, I sang, no, this is perfect and embarrassing. I sang John Mayer's Waiting on the World to Change. Of course he did.

And I sang Mr. Brightside by the killers, but with rewritten lyrics so that there were references to nudity. There's references to nudity in that song. She's touching his chest. He takes off her shirt, something like that. Yeah, there's something in there. I was 13 with an overprotective Jewish mother. Aw.

And Weston, Florida. And Weston. How dare you? Come on, man. It was a little taste. Just give us a little taste. One line. Just clear a throat, give a good.

And hit us with the head. I just, I don't think that that the payoff is gonna be as good as what's happening with Chris Cody Yeah, it is I don't think I really good Oh Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, He said he did it for the first time when he was first getting started He had to do jingles and he was doing the jingles for a pizza place And I was like it's the size that you want and the lady was like can you put a little extra in it? And he's like it's just And he said the control room would nuts and he said the next time I do that it won't be for a jingle Oh, and that's that's how it happened man. Lutha bandros. How dare you do you make the white guy sound or sound cool

The whole point is that it's kind of corny. You can't have a run at the end. It was great though. Shout out to Juju. Shout out to Juju, Bible bonkers. When I was watching that episode, the Bible bonkers episode of Righteous Jim Stone, I could only think about my friend Jessica while I was watching it because I was watching it because because I sound like Judy gemstone. No son. No, but be haven. Hey, that's Amy Lee. That's not that's not Judy. But Judy sang it when she but she did sing it. The song. But you sang it. She did sing it. But I sang it as Amy sang it as Amy. Fair enough. Fair enough. Which is really good because that's the original. Thank you. Yeah. She was the original. Where you got all the answers right in the question.

In the Bible Bongo's trivia show, yeah, they were like, what's the shortest Bible verse? And I was like, Jesus, what? That's, I feel like that's a popular one. There were some harder ones in there that I wouldn't have gotten. Let's go Bible bonkers. Why is everyone singing but Jeremy? The one person that we need, give me one note, Jeremy.

And we'll wait in. Yeah. Hey, I see him get it. That's it. He's right. He's not good. I told you. I liked it. You sang it like me, man. Come on, man. Wait. Dude, I was so embarrassing. I was with a guy who played an acoustic guitar and there was an electric violin and it was a coffee house themed bar mitzvah. Oh, what are we doing? Bro, I was 13, not confident. I'm not thinking about themed bar mitzvah.

There were like 30 people that I invited. Like right themed? Yeah. No, central perk. Yeah, oh my god, that's cute. I've already, guys, my middle name is actually Chandler. Like, come on, it's, I'm gonna fulfill your white guy stereotypes. That is great.

I like you. Don Lebertard. Billy's got a conundrum here. He's got a dog now and he doesn't know how to socialize with other dog owners. Still got dogs. Dogs, Dan. I don't know if you're aware of dogs. Dogs like to smell each other and kind of like socialize and all that stuff. So then I'm holding on to a leash with my dog on it while another owner is doing the same thing. And I don't know how to interact with this owner in this case like hey, you know my dog likes your dogs butt smell

As you guys know, I'm not good at small talks So like this is a nightmare for me because what do I talk to these other dog owners about? I experienced this exact same thing with my kid at a park. It's the same thing kids and dogs basically the same Same exact thing that laboratory show our kids and dogs basically the same. Same exact thing. We're on the pole, right? That laboratory show, our kids and dogs basically the same. Because my two year old wants to run over and play with other kids, and all of a sudden,

I'm standing there and our two kids are kind of chasing each other and we're like, hey, yeah, there's our kids. How about that? This is the down lebertar show with a stugat. If I sound different today, it's because I'm really distracted. I guess I've had a bizarre influx of European emails into my account and just recently got to Europe. And then I saw one email, cause I'm scrutinizing everything that looked legitimate from a hotel chain that I'm a loyalty member from.

And it said that I had booked a weekend in Barcelona with my points. And I was like, okay, this could just be a fake one. Should I ignore it, report to spam? And then it showed up on my app. There you go, that's the giveaway. So it showed up on my app and the check-in day was today. And so I've been trying to deal with it

through customer service, but ultimately I landed on calling them. And so I am presently awaiting a phone call back. I was on the phone. I didn't want to get booted off the phone, but I had to do this. The person that is pretending to be me has checked into the phone. I didn't want to get booted off the phone, but I had to do this. The person that is pretending to be me has checked into the hotel. Nice.

Oh, nice. Nice. Yeah. This is a dream scenario. Oh, man. I mean, outside of... Are they wearing a double-raised jersey? Yeah, those joggers.

Sorry, buddy, about that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, like, everything on the reservation is is me except for a different email address. And Nicole, I have your email address if that is your real name. Oh, I mean whoever this scammer is, it got to be smart enough to have another email address, right? This seems like a kind of complicated scam, right?

They said that the person went in with identification suggesting that they were actually me. Wow. You are full of them. It sounds like a smart of them to do that while you're live on television. Well, it's just not smart of them because it popped up on my ass. Yeah. Once you check in, it's not like buying something online.

It's an actual place. You check in. And they checked in using points, which was news to me, because I did not think I had enough points to actually have a weekend, say, in Barcelona. That's a lot of points. Which hotel is it? I mean, you don't have to say the name,

but it's like a nice hotel. It's a nice hotel. Wow. Pictures are nice. They got some cars. I mean, it's a trip that I think I'd like to take. Yeah. But it's a trip that apparently I'm actually taking

right now while talking to you You know it would be cool if like you know you can you see the reservation on the app like can you see the number Yeah, I can see it's four days. Oh, man. You got to get on a flight right now red eye You got to get there and then like you got to wait until they pretend you lost your hotel room key and get another one You go up and then you go and hopefully they're not in the room. So then you can sit there in the chair, in the dark, and when they walk in, you just go. I thought you were gonna say what took you so long? Oh, no, that's when he walks in, and they're like,

what took you so long? So look, as I've been talking to you, look at all these emails, send them, get it. That's, there's nothing more scary than when you discover, oh no. I've been company. I did it. I fell for a fishing email or I accidentally signed up

for something that was fake or pretending to be real. That is a terrifying thing. Yeah, you show up on a dark web list and they sell your email and that's how these things happen. Like when Google is like, by the way, a thousand websites have your password. Oh yeah. All of them, I'm like, yeah.

Yeah, I got a phone call once from someone claiming to be coin base who I had, like a Bitcoin stuff with and all of a sudden, I'm like, 20 seconds in and they're starting to ask for, and I'm like, wait a second. Before I gave them any information, I was just like, so why would this random employee, because you get emails all the time basically being like, don't ever take phone calls from us.

So, we talked about TikTok rabbit holes earlier. And when the rabbit holes I've fallen into is these accounts where they scam the scammers? Oh my God, it is so fun. Where they're like, hey, you need to claim this prize, so you gotta go and buy a gift card and deposit the $300 to their release the $30,000. And these guys will just go along with it,

messing with them, meanwhile tracking their IP address and stuff, and then finally be like, wait a sec, so are you gonna, am I gonna get it? Delivered or do I have to come to Nigeria to get it? Like what? Well, the IP address said you're in Nigeria, so like, do I have to come to Nigeria to get it? And then they get upset and they hang out.

That's my dad does that. He doesn't fully scam the scammers, but he used to whenever people call him, he engages them in a full conversation. And I'm like, don't you got better things to do? But he's like, no, I will fully have this full conversation with you and ask questions and never give up any of my information,

but hold you on the line. I guess it feels like he's doing his duty as long as I keep this person here. They are not out scamming another man. I like to pretend like I'm in a movie where they have to track the call to keep them on the line. It gets a little bit longer.

Yeah, I've got them. Depending on the mood that I'm in, another good way to figure out is you Google the phone number that's calling you if you don't have an alert that says scam likely or anything like that. You Google the phone number, even if it looks legitimate, like from what they're saying and everything like that,

you can deduce pretty quickly by Googling it whether or not it's a scam. So the boys in the back, why are you doing that? They were doing the like checking and then they finally give the thumbs up that they got a trace. So you give them first, it's the keep talking. You have your hand up by your ear and you're like, keep going, we don't have them yet. And then on the screen, there's a progress bar.

We're saying, you want your ass. We'll be there in five minutes. Mike, how do we think that 45th in Braille? I don't think your credit card got stolen. I don't think this wasn't the credit card. The credit card is actually easier to fix, because I'm like, hey, someone stole my identity, cancel it, fix it, that's not my charge.

Oh, I'd love to get my credit card stolen compared to this. I've actually had legitimately my identity stolen, like cautionary tale, life lock type of commercial. Someone filed their taxes as me. And that took forever to dig myself out of. But I gotta tell you, I'm more inconvenience by getting emails with a ton of consonants in them. I just got an email from Fomperding.

Oh, I love those guys. The timer on the tracking the call is a completely ridiculous only in a movie's trope, right? Like that. No, it's a progress bar. It's like a red line. I don't know, but I guess I'm saying that it's like based on nothing in real life.

Like either you got call ID or you don't. Like even at the time, when it was the first movie to do that, because it became a movie thing that is completely un, like, founded on nothing, but we always accepted, even in the year 2023, if there's a new movie coming out, we all sit there like, man, you've got a awesome time. It's gonna be fair. I don't know how phones work. I know there are pings to sell towers, and that's how they've caught numerous serial killers

in the last couple of decades. This is my favorite. It could be a real thing, Dominique. My favorite part is when like the kidnapper, whoever like knows about this and they know if you involve the police really, I will end this all. Like, no, okay, just tell me that my baby's okay. Too late. I know you've been tracking me.

Hang up. That's a good, that's a new good impression What did you Mark rated both he's in China. No, no, he's an Istanbul I could tell that they were really confused because a person that checked in on as me had Correspond corresponding information. So this is probably someone who's going to take a while from me to see myself out. Like an ID? Like a fake ID?

They checked in as me. Like credit card and ID? The only thing, but I called out like this is the email address that they logged into, but this is the email address that is under the account. How did it get on your app if it's a different email address? They just check in wearing a giant orange cowboy hat or the mentalist. Yeah. Oh, this is killing me.

Holy shit, he really did say that he had my birthday. That bastard. That bastard. Right now, oh, this is like, I just want to let you guys behind the curtain for a second. When a main was doing his, go to the editing, the editing now,

where the main was doing his whole bit about being the criminal, the man slapped the off button, turned off his mic and actual life. And then started talking to you guys, like you could hear him, he tricked himself. He did a bit,

because too bitty. It was supposed to be make conversation. My life, it would just drop. And that was what I was going for. But then I did. You went back to talk. That's talking. And then turn the thing back on. Whoops. I'm so asked off. I fooled even myself. How do we feel about the, the, we'll call you back in the scenario. Oh, I don't know. I already was like saying no, no, I'll stay here. Like 10 o'clock at night there too. No, you go.

No, evening. Did you call the head of all the property? I was looking at our countdown clock, not an actual time. And it said 315. So I added seven. I don't actually know what time it is. It's it's six o'clock at 615 there.

Okay. I have a tax on where just. Just got another email that said, Hello. Wow. This is crazy. Do they email like the Swedish guys on Family Guy? Oh man, I got so drunk last night, I drank so many liters of beer. It could be this camera email that you throw you off the sand.

And like, oh, they're going to email them. I don't know. How do you keep your adult parents from getting scammed or succumbing to fishing schemes? Because it seems like they're getting more and more sophisticated that most people can't even tell anymore. We're always used to the head of the world. I think there's a thing happening with technology moving

so quickly that I believe that my parents might be a little too tech unsevy to be scammed. Like they don't know how to enter their credit card in front of online. They start asking them to do extra things. They're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let me call my son. He knows how to do that. And they're not going to get scammed.

If you ask him to mail them something, you might get them. That's the thing. But there's a sweet spot with old people that aren't that old yet that figured out how to do those things and now they're becoming more and more confused by newer technology. Yeah. And they're your age. Well, as soon as you said sweet spot, I got emailed from something called sweet spot. So many leaders.

I don't know. There's an age though where you can't do it because otherwise you'll get the guy who So many leaders. I don't know. There's an age though where you can't do it, because otherwise you'll get the guy who says, I don't know who you are. I don't know where you are. But I have a specific set of skills, and I will find you.

I know you're gonna say there was an age where you can't get scammed because the generation younger than us doesn't have any equity or home. If I have nothing, I'll work. What can you scam me of? I don't have nothing to my name or nothing. And the word. What can you scam me of? Nothing to my name.

In the words of Chris Tucker, you dropped me. You just be practicing. Almost felt for a scam a few years ago. What was it? It was a IRS. They called an IRS never calls.

Yeah. But the fact I really hate the IRS. No, no, it's really the IRS. No, seriously. Well, I'm a shifter. Bro, seriously, it's the IRS. I'm the IRS, be right here. The rest of it. So why I don't like, you know, answer strange calls. This was probably like 10 years ago. I don't answer strange numbers. So I didn't answer it. It had like a DC based number. And the iris never calls people. But I knew that, but in the moment when I listen

to the message, they started talking about jail time. They got me, they got me, they got me so bad that I was about to make the call back before I caught myself. I was like, jail, hold on, I pay my tax. Whoa, we gotta get this cleared out. I called my accountant and then I'm about to call them and then I was like, hold up, dummy.

I rest don't call people. I just love the idea that the then I'm like, whole up, dummy. I still call people. I just love the idea that the scammers were like, all right, who do we have next? Who can we get? Who can we get? What's the name? Dominique Fox, we're talking about Jill. That's a good one.

Oh, you want to scare me. I got to scare my ****, they stole my jersey. Whoa, Don Lebertard. Yes, you can't talk about a double-digit national titles when every single call of you winning the national title. Sounds like dance. Oh, there's a stepping jacker running down his highlight. That really is, if the audio, yeah, that's not true.

Yeah, and there's a wolf, wolf, two veteran pitching into another white guy and he avoids another white guy. Oh my God, Notre Dame, the fighting Irish have done it again for the eight time. I'm not playing white people. Spookots. Shopee checker. That's fine. Sorry. Sorry. Not a name the fighting Irish have done it again for the I'm playing white people school cats Chubby checker

Sorry, sorry He's black he's black and I was really going to What's my name? Shubby checker I think I'm like I'm sorry man I'm in Provinear It's a pretty cool rip He spells it differently all right It's English chubby maybe you didn't All right. His name is Tubby.

Maybe you didn't hear me correctly. His name is Tubby Tuckers. Is an S at the end. And I feel like that should be the mark. It's just a fine. And Tubby Tuckers. And his Tubby Tuckers. It sounds like a college football name.

This is the Dalabatar show with the Stukats. MUSIC I was in the airport, in Miami International Airport. This is happened two times. I checked the bag and everything was fine. I got to Atlanta, got home. You feel me? On the exit of my bag, they underestimate how much I care about jerseys. The first thing I see is, where is my Jason Tatum,

where is my JLN Brown? You already know how I feel. I salute the Charlotte Wilders, I salute my little brother, my striker right now. But they took my heart and my soul. They also took my Jiamarant jersey, my Devin Booker jersey, all of these.

So, hold on, like, this is where the Jersey's on top. Where they were? Where were they? Are you blaming the victim? No, no, no, I'm trying to figure out like the how like where they were sandwiched under my shoes. So they dug. Did you have anything in your bag? They would give them cause to look through it. Now my bag is sour. I mean, if you look at my bag, you can see that. That's a nice hell of a bag. But at the same time, that doesn't mean still out of my bag. That's Louis bag is that doesn't mean steal out of my bag That's looie baggers that comes through there every kind of bangers. That's that's the funny because You have a great shoes collection. I would think that they were well, I guess the shoes the size matters more, right? Right size doesn't matter. Well, so that we do you I just googled it and there's three people that were

Arrested for stealing from travelers at the Miami airport this is why There's three people that were arrested for stealing from travelers at the Miami Airport. This is why they have this stuff. I'm not seeing that. I'm going. You ain't Miami. I put them on the way. I don't know. Don't even bother mug shots.

I think I can fix one of them. Oh, man. This goes back to a Chris Cody take that we all left that, but it sounds like it may have been a good take. You remember that one, Chris? No, I'm scarred since split wedding. We did lose you as split wedding. I'm sorry about that.

It started our what? It did say split wedding. It was bad. But a while ago, we were laughing about, I think it was, well, somebody was talking about hanging things off of their luggage in order to be able to find it when it's going around the baggage carousel. Yeah, it's called the bag. And Chris, I could have platinum tag.

There you go, fancy pants. Look at me, Louie. Anyway. Look at me, Louie. Chris said that he did not want distinctive luggage. He wanted luggage that blends in. Don't give me the, I don't want anyone, I don't want anyone to notice my luggage. And I want four people to pick up my luggage

because they think it's their luggage. You don't want the loud back, but you don't want them to take it. You have to have something. That's the problem with luggage that has no distinguishing features. It's not that they'll pick it up, it's always not mine to put it back.

It's that they'll go home with it. And they'll want it. I just think they're less likely to do what, like I don't even, is your bag like, is there a little look at me? Like, is the bag like my press? Everything I got is look at me. it's the bag like it my Everything I got is look at me that's my bag is purple and shiny Sticker you're there. Oh

Time I don't think the Airport workers will steal from me. I'm just this Jersey's compared to Louis Vuitton Gucci that other diamond rings There's a lot of things so that that's something so special from my heart. And I really am traumatized. I actually lost a lot of sleep. I affected my work. So you will be hearing from me, airport. I feel like when you're going to steal something out of a bag

or a part of a bag or anything, it needs to be the certain level of financial impact. So stealing jerseys feels like it's right at the top of the list of like, this person's not going to be able to come after me. Because if you're stealing like a diamond necklace or something like that where somebody's going to come after you strong, that's kind of the concern. Thief expert Jeremy Tashay, but I'm just trying to analyze that's all. I'm a little distracted you criminal, because my man, Mike, exactly introduced this supposed

to help me out. Someone's taking over my computer right now and clicked my email address. Oh my God, it's the other Mike Ryan. All right, so this is not a funny trick. You're getting, oh my God. Is it the mentalist? I don't know who's doing this right now, but you're going to be. What?

I hope it's what are they searching? All right, I don't know what this is, but we have a ghost. All right, this is not funny. Wait, hold on. They just they just heard in the Google search. I know everything. No, no, no, no, come on, now, hold on. They were trying to type, we have your account, but they misspelled have like six times. Oh, so it was Lewis. Yeah, we have it. It's definitely an international scam. Not for the half.

We have it. Do you, the one thing I will say to you, I know it's not the several line that you want to hear, but at least it wasn't like one of them rare throwbacks you do. Because sometimes you come out. I know, I have to come out. They stole my Jason Tatum and Jayden Brown during the series between them and Miami. So I had to come here wearing Miami jerseys and all that. You run the right side of history.

It really bothered me a lot. Like you feel me? It really did bother me a lot. But say you some English though. It did. But forced you into the right. But these jerseys cost a hundred and fifth. No, I know.

It's no seven. But I've seen you wear some crazy rare ones. That's what I'm saying. And like if they don't, that one is like, that's a lot more difficult to replace. I'm not, I get it. Losing something at all is, it sucks. So I'm 150 bucks.

It's a lot of money. But I'm just saying, it wasn't your Rashid Wallace Hoxgers, you know what I'm saying? I feel you. That's the one I would have been, I would have been like gone to Miami down today, airport and like, no, lying everybody up. Apparently there was a sting at the Miami airport in 2015 where 31 employees were arrested

for stealing from check bags. Because Miami, Billy Corbin, get on it. We be doing all this other stuff, help your brother out. Exactly. Do something productive for one. We got you. Not an A from Billy Corbin on this. I said what I said.

Never check bags. You just can't do it. You can't check bags at any airport. We got you. Not an A from Billy Corbin on his. I say what I said. Never check bags. You just can't do it. You can't check bags at any airport. Can't check. We're getting a little locked. But the locks are openable. Like the whole point, you have to,

the SBTSA approves so they can get in them. Yeah. And I think to not Chris's plan, I was with you for a second. However, what do you think drug traffickers use? You think they use liel bags? Nah, we are looking for the most inconspicuous bag because that's how you're going to fly some coke across the country, allegedly.

But you're also looking for a bag that has some distinguishing factors. So if it looks too innocent, then they're going to go in and they're going to check it. You can't have too loud or too quiet. You need to be right in the middle. Jessica, you said they ran a sting. Do you think they were like every step you take and remove you make to be right in the middle. Jessica, you said they ran a sting. Do you think they were like, every step you take and remove you make will be watching you? Awful cry. They were like, oh my gosh, that woman is stealing stuff. Rock, sip.

Go. Oh, what? Whatever they were, I want hands to run. Oh, okay, yeah, both of them. Every step you take, they'll be watching you. Yeah, that's the... Steve Martin. Yeah.

That's the one we started with. Yeah, that's right. Let's go to the polls, Jessica's antenna. All right, we have the polls which are brought to you by Dollar Shave Club. Epic razors, epically affordable. Find them in stores or online. Thanks for helping Mike Ryan. He is a person who I have.

He's totally checked out. He's in Europe. I'm not worrying about this. I could feel the steam. The screen or the glass between us is steaming up because Mike is hot. I thought I did a really good job doing a read that was like six feet away from my yeah excellent job Good job. Should we be encouraging kids to remember phone numbers? 75% of the audience says yes. I mean to be fair the question was

Should we teach them numbers because that's what that is what they've got to teach kids numbers guys We'll lose the recipes Is Greece in your throat? 60% of the audience said no, okay? guys, the loser recipes. Is Greece in your throat? 60% of the audience said no. Oh, good. Not sure if I know what that's about. I think that was because Mike came back from Greece and he was like sounded a little out of it.

That's funny either way. Should you have to be warned to not bother alligators, 90% of the audience says no. And those are the polls. So 10% is like, I didn't know. Yeah, I can know. Yeah. I'm friendly. I went last time I was in Miami a few months ago.

I took the family on Everglades. Alligator swamp tour. It was pretty great. And I will tell you that the guy our tour guide, he kept referring to them as puppies because he said like temperamentally that alligators. I think in crocodiles he said are more aggressive. He wasn't encouraging us to play with alligators, but he had good relationships in his view with all the alligators and he said temperamentally there are a lot more like puppies than Crocs. The Crocs, the one he said, you know, in Meswit, gators, he said they're a little bit

more lethargic, a little bit more playful. And I was thinking, you know, on Mess with Gators, he said they're a little bit more liturgical, a little bit more playful. And I was thinking, you know what? I see them teeth. Playful. Yeah. You definitely don't want to mention those crocs, especially when they're in sport mode. That's what.

Oh, it's a bloody big crock over there. Horrible. Oh. I like it. I like that we've made crocks just a normal shoe now. They're just a utility shoe. I see him everywhere. I used to be a thing where I'd see someone wearing crocs and be like, ah, and now I see him and I'm like, they're just crocs. Gently has claimed everything and tried to make it seem like it's fashionable. And I'm just waiting

for the, you guys remember the shade sunglasses? Because that was around the same time as crocs. The Kanye sunglasses. Oh, they were. Oh, they were. Oh, I'm waiting for Gen Z to bring those back. What about the Duane Wains? Oh, yeah, the flip pop. The Pablo has those alive and well for some reason. He's slipping on things up like we give a damn. Oh, I appreciate when I said Duane Wains that only three people. I thought it.

I thought we all thought it. I know you wouldn't know. Thought you were doing a thing. No, not Duane Wain. Duane Wain. I've been off my game since Chris said split wedding. Yeah, I've bring it back. Mike was out.

Mike was out during this. Did you hear this, Mike? The split wedding? Well, you didn't hear it? No, I didn't hear the split wedding. It was great because our friend Chris Cody decided that interracial marriage is called a split wedding.

You went to a split wedding? You literally did that. That segment last week about white weddings and black weddings. No, we didn't. No, we did not. You said the DJ at the, yeah, so that was DJ's versus black. You said, I know the weddings, you guys,

like you said, I know the weddings you've been to, not my, like, what do you, oh, don't do this. Open of words in my mouth. Now, we're like, I didn't say, hey, hey, hey, hey. He did exactly that. We're going to do that. You guys, we're fine to clip.

I'll find the clip. It doesn't exist. I never said that I've been to a split wedding that be crackin'. It's a great show. Yeah. No one is calling anyone a J.T. Get outta here, which you know, plusy V. Ferguson.

Speak and go the N word. Oh my gosh. You weren't there for that either. That was your dad. I'm sorry. Brown V. Board of Education. Oh, separate, buddy. Cool. Speaking of us, people, Taylor Swift apparently turned down doing the Super Bowl halftime show. show. Why do I want one? Why? Why? Why?

Isn't that like I thought it's been it's widely known that the SuperHalf time show is like for a promotional say. Yeah. Yeah. The Empire strikes back. Cause it's like a got your ass. It's more Taylor Swift does not need it right. They don't pay people.

Like, that's a thing. She actually did the NFL favor because who do you think wins in a showdown for sought after Super Bowl tickets and NFL fans or Swifties? Yeah, they have been through it. They've done it multiple times at multiple cities. They will crash all of the NFL sites and then none of us will get to go to the Super Bowl. I liked it because our video team preemptively put me on the screen when we started talking about Taylor Swift as if I was definitely gonna have to have a take. Way to go, video team. Thank you, Jackpope. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha