The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: The Stugotz is Strong in Amin

Episode Date: August 6, 2025

"I don't care how great your marriage is, 25 years on that little thing, someone is going overboard." Amin drops in to give us his Weekend Observations and we go deep on the WNBA dildo controversy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stucats podcast. I did not spend last night watching Hard Knocks, Zaz, but I did spend last night getting absolutely caught watching fake videos. And I've just had a, I'm really having a hard time, and I'm here. I feel like it's a safe space that I can admit to you. I can't tell the difference between AI and not. And I thought people were lost at sea for 25 years. Okay, so you got to tell me about this

Because I saw like bits and pieces of this story I don't know if I know all the details of this story But you got fooled by it, okay It was an actual news report That people had been lost at sea for 25 years When you say actual It looked actual What does I mean? It was on like CNN

It was on Fox Was I mean actual news report? It was a news report It looked like a news report Okay You know there's a look to that Okay And I thought that seems like a long time

to be lost. That is a major story, 25 years. And how great is it that they got found? Because I imagine the ocean's pretty big. Is it impossible that Tom Hanks could have been gone for 25 years? I thought that there was a chance that it was possible. We have it. Let's show it to the audience so they can hear it. The visual audience can see it. And then we can stop it once it becomes too ridiculously fake. A shocking discovery. A couple lost at sea 25 years ago has just been found. Yesterday, a cargo ship 1,400 miles off the coast of Brazil, spotted Mark and Jennifer Patterson. A couple who vanished during a sailing trip from Florida to the Bahamas in 1999. We had a funeral. We grieved for 25 years. My sister's been gone since 1999. We thought they drowned in that storm. I just can't believe it.

Living on an impressive floating structure built from boat wreckage combined with the ocean waste, they created innovative ways to survive. filtration system. We learned to see trash. She looks great after 25 years. Her hair looks amazing. Her teeth are pearly white. Most importantly, we had each other. The couple developed a daily routine of fishing.

Faint-ass teeth. And collecting useful debris. 25 years at sea should be impossible. They didn't just survive. They thrived. That's ridiculous. So like the white teeth, just the sound? 25 years.

I'm attracted to them. that woman, 25 years. But you get thinner. You can braid your own hair. You get the lemon in your hair to make it light. Are you telling me that I'm the only one in this country that got full by that? David, I saw this. I saw that exact news report.

And then 20 seconds in, I was like, this is clearly fake. And then you type in a couple 25 and then it just pops up fake story. Like it was. Also, where are you getting lemons in the middle of the ocean to put in your hair? Lemon trees? Debris. What? People throw, have you ever seen the floating thing of garbage in the ocean?

And there's lemon trees growing out of garbage? It's wild. You're floating around for 25 years as you don't accidentally hit a shore at some point? How could you be floating for 25 years between the United States and the Bahamas? Like, there's not so much water there. Someone's bound to run into you. Is there not some point where eventually you see land where you can maybe make your way over there? Nah, I'm good.

I like this. 25 years, by the way. I don't care how great your marriage is. 25 years on that little thing right there, someone's going overboard at some point. Are you kidding me? Honey, go for a swim. My God.

Wilson, I bought it hook, line, and sinker. And all I kept thinking is that's a great, they look great, it's a great plan, and I went to immediately, could I do that? How would I figure out how to infiltrate the water and how would I figure out how to fish? I have the answer to you wouldn't. I believe I would die. I just heard the craziest. result of, that would die.

You're on Survivor. First out. I was thinking of my cousin yesterday, whose parents are probably in their 70s and have been very, very religious their entire life, Catholic, strong beliefs, et cetera. They fell for a fake AI post of Pope Leo basically saying, hey, there's certain things that you've believed all this time. They're no longer true. And I believe one of them being like, there is no hell, right?

There is no great guy. There's no hell. Be a great tip to get. And they 100% believed, like, never mind, decade after decade after decade of people challenging your beliefs, one AI video of Pope Leo had them changing everything about what they believed. And that shit is crazy. When their son told them it was fake, it was like you could have just, it's like they saw a ghost. It's like, that's unbelievable. So it's an age thing.

Is part of that story that there's 70? That's the easiest targets, yes. You can just like, I hear, you can hear the AI in almost every. that guy talking of like, we had a funeral. Like, you can hear the buzz of AI there. Not only did they survive, they thrived. So can you answer this? Please, thank you.

Is the person fake then? That newscaster does not exist. So that newscaster does not exist. No, that was like the tell. Where was this broadcast? There was no logos on the screen, not a recognizable anchor. That's why I said, like, what newscast was this? And the person who gave the interview was a

made up not just a voice where they put a different voice. Because I've seen Aaron Boone give a bunch of interviews. I saw that one recently. It's not, we are trying to not make the playoffs. It turns out it was his, it was him. Yeah. But they put a different. Oh my God.

David, are you serious? Wait, wait, wait. So when I got engaged last year in Portugal, I had this thing where I set up for my fiance and it was a video and I had them put on some glasses, the meta, Rayban glasses, where you could listen to the video. he thought he was so surprised he thought because it was at the end of the dinner that they had microphones around the table and they had AI generated my voice to tell this story I don't know if we've gotten that far in technology but that was wild for him to think of is the story the original story that the couple has been lost is that part even true or that is all made up are you saying those two people are AI I believe it's all fake all fake I'll try I'll verify but yes all fake people are spending a lot of time A lot of energy doing this stuff. Where's the money in it?

I don't know, but I heard everybody's electric bills go up because AI is very expensive. Where's the money in it? Look at Palantir. I just heard about the electric bill thing. My girlfriend who can tell the difference between AI and not AI in a way that I can't tell me that AI uses, chat GPT uses 10% more or some crazy amount

that we're going to end up running out of, like, the grids are going to get over-exposed. Maybe we should give Dan that to worry about. He's got 50 things on his mind that he's worried about. Have you heard the grid story? Dan will tackle that. Don't worry. I mean, the world's not going to exist in two weeks, so what does he have to worry about? Watch Eddington.

Then you, that's why you need 10 grand per copyright file. I mean, I'm going to send it to you. If you believe these videos are real, I think you might believe they owe me this money. So you have a short window with which to recapture the money. I don't think the world's ending. two weeks. But all of the fears that we've espoused on this show would lead us to believe that every week is our last on earth.

I like our chances. I think you should all do your homework because I feel as though the world is not going to end this week with Dan gone. The next thing I need to ask is about hard knocks. Why did you take the time? Great question. I have not

watch Hard Knocks in probably a little bit. I haven't religiously watched it. You watch the Dolphin season. Yeah, but that was just two years ago. Okay, I definitely watched that, yes. But otherwise, no, I'm not really into it. I feel like it's, all right, I've seen it before, you know. But I decided to watch it last night, you know?

And it starts and it's like, oh, you got the music, Liv Schreiber, what a voice. And I'm like, okay, football's back. This is football, okay? But where are the sprinklers? normally the open starts and I see the grass and the sprinklers Chris you watched also this like I don't think they showed the sprinklers

I think we got to maybe mid-episode before there was like one little sprinkler it's like no you come out of that cold open I usually turn in for the first couple weeks and then fade away from it because I think especially the first episode the goosebumps that you get from that opening scene

when the irrigation system starts kicking in it's always different sometimes it's at first team meeting Sometimes it's just a player doing something like motivational, but it always is goosebumps. They get in, da-na-na-na-na-na-da. Yeah. It just gets you every year. That's a great sprinkler sound effect. This year, it was just like Josh Allen sitting for an interview being like, all right, let's do this.

And I was like, what? And I was like, what? And then the sprinklers, right? And then they went to sprinklers like after the open. And I was just like, I'm a little out on it. Are you done now? Well, David, it's supposed to. to go, sprinklers

leave Shriver. That's how this is supposed to go. No, Sprinklers, and then Liv Shriver. So we're blaming this on the editors. Weird starts. Weird start to the show. I decided to watch it. And see, one of my worries, though, was

it's the Buffalo Bills. I don't know if you know this, David. I hate the Bills. The Bills get no love in the Zaslo Manchin. All right? I'm a Dolphins fan. I hate the Bills. And I don't want to watch this show, and they're going to, like, humanize Josh Allen. Make you like him.

They're going to make me like him, you know. And then they're showing clips from the wedding, and I really like that Haley Steinfeld, who he's married to, you know. I don't want to like the quarterback of the Buffalo Bills. And that's exactly what wound up happening. I'm like, this guy is too likable. He's too nice. He's handsome. He's got a great-looking wife.

I don't want to like him. So I hated this trap that I was falling into. Oh, I'm going to sign autographs after practice. I'll get you guys after practice. It's like, oh, he's so nice, you know. Oh, the cameras are around, though. I mean, granted, what else does everyone have going on in Buffalo? You know, it's the bills and it's nothing.

Glad you didn't do that with Niners and it's nothing. Why? Is he from Buffalo? He's got Buffalo family. No kidding. Goes to Buffalo all the time. It would have been in a bad mood. They have Niagara Falls.

Not the better side. Half of it. The wrong half. Not the better side. You don't actually need a passport. Well, maybe you do. Raising tensions and all that, but I was surprised. I got to the Canadian side at it.

I was like, I didn't bring my passport here. You need your documents. No. One of my takeaways from last night is the bills have no rules for their players. Dion Dawkins was at, like, on his off day, went like, we, like, what was it drifting? Shrifting, like in cars, like on two wheels. And he's taking it's like six-year-old in it. Three kids?

Sounds like there's plenty to do him, buffing. On his off day, just like on two wheels. And then one of the other players, I think it's AJ Espinoza. What's it? He's like wrestling snakes. He's like looking for snakes in the wild. Like big antacondas. In Buffalo?

Dude, I'm telling you. No, was at a zoo. Maybe it was a cutback to something in the off season. Dion Dawkins definitely did it in Buffalo on his off day. Well, they're not in Buffalo. They're in Rochester for training camp. Even. You're not finding anacondas in Rochester.

But the bills are just okay with their players drifting with their kids in the car on their off day. And this guy's out here chasing anacons. It sounds like a great episode. Nah. No sprinklers. I'll tell you. I was in the middle of the episode. I'm checking the time.

I'm like, when's this over? I thought it was boring as hell. Did they do any Marv Levy Love? No. None. The guy just turned a hundo. They did a lot on, we got a new stadium.

Like Josh Allen toured the new stadium, even though it's not even close to being done. They did a lot on the new stadium. He was touring like you could see the shell of it. I thought it was opening next season. Well, yeah. All right. Well, that's a year way.

They said 11 months. It'll be ready for operation. Yeah. That's a long time. There's got to be a framework. There's got to be... Oh, no. It's got to be the seats.

Yeah, what are you talking about, Zaz? You thought that's... I mean, obviously... I've seen recent photos. It's going to be done, but it doesn't look close to done. 11 months a long time. No, he's still like he was where the field would be and he's looking up at the structure.

So like the structure's there, but there's not even close to being seats or anything. It's not even close. Structures there. It'll be done. I know about stadiums, David. Pay attention. Because of you toured Inter-Miamies new stadium? on your way to the airport.

Well, I saw that too. That looks like it's coming along also. It is suspiciously quick. Sleep isn't just rest. It's survival, especially when your alarm clock is a 5 a.m. text from Dan. You need more than just a bed. You need one that adapts to you. That's why a sleep number smart bed is a total game changer.

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Stugats. It's the final nightgown. This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stugats. Is it true that Messi will be on Inter Miami? Is it confirmed, Mike? Did he extend for like three years or something? That's a deal that's in front of him. Oh, wow.

Okay. There it is. No further information. Do you happen to know that? Yeah, I happen to know. They have an offer that is. It's very good, and we'll see. Three years with the assumption, like a long baseball contract where you know the end of it is he doesn't play, he just gets paid, or you're expecting three years on the pitch?

You know, that's what's in front of him. Guy picks and chooses one wants to play now anyways. Yeah, I saw. It's hurt all the time. It's impossible to follow this team. It's not. I totally agree. I mean, there was the All-Star game that they didn't play, and then they were suspended a game that they didn't want to be suspended.

Totally with you. And then I was trying to figure, I'm going. on ESPN trying to, it's impossible to find an ESPN, but I'm going on ESPN trying to find the box score. And then he played in the next game that there was a box score. And it's because there was another tournament in between that he was suspended for, but not the tournament

that I was finding the thing. There's two coinciding tournaments at the same time. I can't figure out one schedule that tells me when these games are. And it's a league's a game they're playing tonight, right? But there's another cup game that they just lost or he was suspended. It's like, it's very hard

for a casual fan to follow and what the hell is going on with this team. Casual fan, I don't disagree. I'd say on this show, we do a pretty good job of saying it. And the difference between MLS and other leagues is they kind of have these cup competitions on their own. It's not like these things outside of the Club World Cup. They're not really happening at the same time. In Europe, it's very difficult. In Europe, you might have a Champions League fixture and then the League fixture all in one week. With this League's Cup, they kind of carved out the entire time for League's Cup. and the league essentially goes on pause

and then they'll restart once they get out of this group save. That's confusing. And then like if I want to try to get it, I'm telling you, I'm confused. No, but they want to get into it, it's difficult. I don't know what games count, what games don't, when he wants to play, when he doesn't want to play, because it's not an important game. It's very different.

I think the argument that Mike's making is if you want to learn it, it's not difficult. I'm telling you, I'm trying and I can't. I'm telling you specifically, I'm trying and I can't figure out which games matter, which can you're smart guy you're pretty bright i you don't try i told you i had the mLS pass on apple plus and then i said you know what i can't do this again you can watch leagues cup games you get that bundles this is what i think we can do for you billy and i think this can work well i don't know we can come in every day and we can tell you that day whether messy will be playing you can't though no no but mike can't i can't tell you if inner miami's going to be

playing i can't tell you if messy's going to be playing i thought you had that information you What? He's got a muscle injury right now. He's not playing tonight. He's not playing tonight. So then you're, so then you tell Billy he's not playing tonight. But Inter Miami's playing. Are you asking Messy or Inter Miami? I wanted to go to see Messy play a game at some point while he's down here so I can have the experience I could go to see Inter Miami before the new stadium.

What's the new stadium comes? I'm not interested in that. Really? It's going to be some time. Yeah, prices are going to go way up. It's going to be a whole, exactly. Demand is going to be up for that. I'd rather go now and see it when demand is a little bit down.

It's reasonably priced. But then he gets injured in a game that I thought he was suspended for, which is why I'm telling you I was confused. I thought he was suspended. Then I see a day later he's injured in the game. And I was like, what's going on here? It still ended up being a banger. If you end up finding these games, the first two leagues cup game for interim,

great. Okay, he wasn't injured in the game that he was suspended for. That's what I'm saying. He was injured in the following game, which he wasn't suspended for, and that was in the Leagues Cup, which the MLS calendar, to make it super easy for people like you, they decide we're not going to have these events happening simultaneously. We're just going to pause the MLS regular season and have this League's Cup game.

When I went to ESPN.com, I click MLS, I click Inter Miami, I click Scoreboard, and there's games that just are missing, phantom games. That's understandable, and that's how it is with all soccer competitions, because they're different. If you just go to Chelsea and you go to the Premier League schedule, you're not going to see their fixtures in the Club World Cup or the FAA Cup or the Carabao Cup. All these things happen simultaneously over in Europe, and that can be super confusing. Where in Miami got a little bit more confusing this year was the introduction of the Club World Cup as MLS seasons going on. You had four MLS teams that were playing in that game, and they have a congested fixture list. But it's not that difficult to follow, at least in this country.

There was a lot of money for the Club World Cup. Interim Miami made about $20 million, approximately between $20 and $25 million, which is massive. And they did not share that with the players. They've been investing in the club. No, no, I'm saying the players, the MLS players are not allowed to make, whereas in Europe, there was a whole thing with the Seattle Sounders. Yeah, Seattle Sounders protested. And, yeah, the rev share wasn't great. But I think you could point to Inter Miami and say, wow, they immediately invested the money back into the club because they made the Rodrigo the Paul signing, who is one hot piece of ass.

Well, one thing I have never seen at MLS games or dildos being thrown. on the pitch and that is reserved now for the WMBA and now it's a third one and we wanted to bring Amin in Amin how are you wait are you protecting yourself from what you look like you are for people not watching you look very crowded and uncomfortable are you okay uh yeah I'm very comfortable in a nice little cuck chair in my hotel room I'm enjoying myself I just want everyone also watching on YouTube to rewind back to David Singh and the players didn't get any of the money. And look how happy he is. Just full of glee. They're like, oh my God, they made all that money. It didn't have to share it. They did have Seattle Sanders players tried to make an

issue. I mean, and they said they were going to make an issue. And it turns out they didn't. They just played the games in the Club World Cup. Now, they didn't advance the way into Miami did. But it did not have. I had to wait to see on nothing personal. I mean, that there would be a change in how money got shared in MLS and it never came to be yeah you know it's funny david one of the things that i'm always fascinated by is and we've we've seen this for instance in the w nba the idea that the court of public opinion can impact collective bargaining and i'm like that's not how that works you can make a big stink about it but it's a negotiation and they're not going to be swayed by a quote unquote bad press you've got you basically have to

lawyer up and do it right when it comes to the negotiations well i don't know what time zone you're in because here at the show everything is the eastern time zone so that's very clear but we need you to do something for us i mean and i think you're you're uniquely capable with your great connection we need your weekend observations right now it is time for his two guys to share his game notes no one in the media will tell you what happened better than my boys too It's totally unprepared. I guess I could go off the top of my head. Weekend Observations is presented by Miller Light.

All right. Dan? It happened first last Tuesday night in Atlanta. Then it happened on Friday night in San Francisco. Then we had a break for the weekend. And then it happened three separate times in three separate cities last night. And just like that. Make no mistake.

The line. green dildos are back. The WMBA's under assault. By dildos on the court, and dickheads online. You got to see this? Some dickhead wrote an op-ed piece titled The WMBA and Caitlin Clark's civil rights. If the league won't act to protect Caitlin Clark,

the government should do so. This is a real piece in the Wall Street Journal. AI. What a dickhead. forgive me what a guy who exhibits the behavior of a dickhead how do they get brown how do they get the fans to stop throwing dildos oh we'll get to that later's ass all right the cleveland browns signing another quarterback if you're keeping track at home that brings their qb total to five and counting you know what they say if you have five

quarterbacks you have none no you have five quarterbacks you're probably the cleveland browns they're starting to do the the doj announced an investigation into a former in miami heat security guard charged with transportation and sale of stolen goods he stole millions of dollars worth of merchandise including a game worn lebron james finals jersey where have i heard this before that's right you're welcome the former Miami Heat Security Guard who sold the stolen LeBron jersey he sold it for a hundred K the guy who bought it then sold it at auction for 3.7 million dollars hey former Miami Heat Security Guard the Stugats is not strong in you speaking of Stugats I

heard him complain about Metal Arc's new NFL show Football America which would compete with God bless football This, after Stugats, created a new segment that will compete with weekend observations. Stugats, the U is strong in you. You're listening to this and think this is awkward now. I just wait until next week when I guest host on Stupodity. Double dipping. The Stugats is strong in me.

ESPN acquiring the NFL network. In exchange for 10% of ESPN. Is textbook conflict of interest? You know what the P stands for in ESPN? Literally no. Anybody? Propaganda. ESPN will get to carry three additional NFL games per season.

In addition to all the water, they'll be carrying for the NFL. Top five NFL headlines on ESPN.com this fall. Number five, John Gruden's emails were just four words of a chain letter. Number four, Harrison Bucker gives moving speech. Number three, players diagnosed with fun CTE, cleared for Sunday. Number two, Titans and Bills clash in massive matchup. That's huge. And number one, it's huge.

Number one, massages, great for morale for players and owners alike. Oh, no. Barack Obama, suggesting that only kids under the age of age, should he catch them? I've never felt more betrayed in my life shout out to Michelle for sticking up for the condiment back to the dildos the WNBA promised to immediately eject

any fans who throw objects onto the court as well as pursue criminal charges and hit them with a one year ban a one year ban way to put your foot down what are we doing oh I'll show them you can't come back for the rest of the

the season. What? It's like four games left. Yeah. Pablo Tori finds out. Signed seven figure deal with the athletic. Hey, Pablo. Let me hold a dollar. Went to a Cubs game this week.

My first time at Wrigley Field. The weather was amazing. Seeing all the famous bars in surrounding Wrigleyville. Seeing the ivy covered walls in the outfield. Seeing the electric crowd that Packed the stadium. Matter of fact, the only thing I didn't see was black people.

Well, that in the score. I mean, seriously, would it kill them to have the current game score prominently featured somewhere on these three massive billboards in the outfield? Getting every guy's statistical breakdown down to the favorite candy bar and preferred dildo color, but I need the Hubble telescope to find the score. Just the suggestion. Mike McDaniel. doing his best Joe Missoula impression. Saying it's a great morning because we're one day closer to death. Hey, Mike, you're many days closer to unemployment.

Than any other head coach in Miami. Great morning. Shut the hell up. Speaking of hell are Bryles. Those are the weekend observations. Well done. All off the top of my head. I didn't, I, Dave spung it on me, and I was like, oh, shit, let me, I think I could get some going here.

The guy goes to one Cubs game has all these suggestions. Book Club on Monday. Gym on Tuesday. Date night on Wednesday. Out on the town on Thursday. Quiet night in on Friday. It's good to have a routine. And it's good for your eyes, too.

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there's going to be a problem. A big problem. And she said, really, what are you going to do? Stugats. Oh, God damn. I mean, that's where she... I didn't have an answer. This is the Don Lebatar show with the Stugats.

The one you're paying for people that toss the sex toys onto the court is... Dildo. It's a dildo. You can call it a dildo. Well, I mean, I don't want to limit them in scope. We'll see where the imagination takes them. Good point. And do you go lime green or action green? I go lime green. Look, Kelly green. Action... No, that's not Kelly. Different color.

That's a... That's a... That's a... that's a... That's a... that's a... ...itles' throwbacks. Totally different. But, I mean, I would say... I would venture to say that the jokes on the WMBA, because... I would assume many of these people going to WMBA games are just going to the WMBA games

to throw the action green dildo. No. Yes. Well, you saw the... Yes, I would guess that. Mike, last week, Sophie Cunningham went online and said, hey, stop doing it. He's going to hurt somebody.

And some guy responded, stop playing games on the dildo range. Like, this is a dildo throwing range. What are you doing playing basketball here? I will concede that there's probably a Venn diagram of people who like to attend W. NBA games and throw dildos onto WMBA courts. But I'm saying where that Venn diagram meets off to the right, there are far more

people that are going exclusively just to throw the action green dildos. There's been three. Five. So probably, and they've stopped some. There was an action green dildo found in the bleachers and never found its way onto the court. So this is a thing. And I would say maybe two of those people occupy the middle of this Venn diagram.

They like themselves some sparks, and they like themselves some action green dildos to throw on the car. Does that mean somebody got it through security, but it was like, I can't do it. Yeah, like the moral conflict. A couple didn't actually reach the court. Oh, they were in the upper deck. One landed near a baby, I saw. Oh, wow. Wow.

Well, did it make it toward the front row? I just know it didn't make the court. Which one was that, Izzy? One of the ones from last night. Yeah, there was one in Phoenix where it didn't quite make it onto the court. and apparently they chased the guy. They said security was chasing the guy, no word, asked whether they caught him.

But the one that landed near the baby, did they have a brist for it? I read a story for the guy who got busted in Barclays. They put his full name in the first sentence like he was a presidential assassination guy. Like they put it completely on blast, like if it was this terrible thing that he did. I didn't care about the guy's name.

You also don't see many uncircumcised dildos. See if you I mean I'm on it It's got to be That's got to be like a custom order right We shop at different stores I don't know that I've ever seen

Advertised a non-circumcised You can't really tell because they don't sell Flacid Dildos right They sell the idea of erect dildos And if it's an erect uncircumcised penis is still Are there any growers For those who don't know Are there something that you just pull the skin back

That's a lot of skin man Oh, that would be awesome, right? Like, that's a... Copyright. Life-like purposes? Oh, shit, you beat me to it. You can do the penis pump. You can do that.

Nice gesture there that you did. Well, that's how you pump, I believe, the penis pump. For real dolls, you can pump them up with the balls. I'm sorry? For real dolls, like, but the male version, you could pump up the penis with the balls. The balls of the pump. And also, a real human anatomy. me like people that can't actually my father-in-law is a urologist there are there are pump-up devices

that live inside the sack for your your surgically repaired sounds painful no actually sounds super practical like hold on give me a second little well they take out with what's there and then they replace it with something else yeah that he always knows yeah because you don't want to be like if i got a guy i got a guy my father-in-law imagine you get a you get a penis replacement of some sort you can't be you can't be hard the entire time so like the old Reebok so you would pump on the side? Okay. That pump was on the tongue.

I thought the Reebok pumps were on the tongue. Yeah, you might be right. That's funny. That's how mine works, too. It's on someone else's tongue. You think this was the intent of the dildo throwers that they wanted to have penis conversations having all across the country because otherwise they don't really find it funny.

I assumed it was just about misogyny. And that's why I'm so angry about it. Get out of here, ladies. Bring the penises to the court? I think you guys are overthinking this. It became a thing that people are laughing at at the internet, and now people are going to take part in this thing. Right.

We have to stop showing it. You know how they don't show people when they run on the court? It hasn't stopped. We have to stop. It does. I mean, people, that doesn't happen that often. But, like, the one person's name came out, but aside from that, you don't really know who's doing it, so they're not even getting, like, clout from doing this.

So what are they getting out of it? Also, like, it seems to always be the same one, right? I guess it's, like, a different one, but it seems to be the same one everywhere. No, it's the same one. They're passing it around. But I'm wondering, is like they're a larger thing. Is there like a network that's handing these out to do this? I'll tell you, a green dildo maker is making bank right now. Big time.

Oh, my God. Amazon Prime. 20 more units? Yeah, I don't think it's a traveling pan situation. There's other dildo companies like, we got to get on a court. Like, they're having meetings today. There's been no marketing of them. We're just Caliente Red.

They're sleeping on this. Flesh? What happened to Fless? They had the industry in a chokehold. For years, and now all of a sudden, nobody's buying it. Somebody put a double-sided one just to be different. I saw probably a fake thing online where they were saying that you could like bet on the color of the next one. Yeah, I saw that too.

Like the Gatorade? Yeah. So there's a market? Green's got to be heavy favorites still, right? It is. Minus 3,000. Then other people were suggesting and putting out like the costs of what the odds are and how much it would cost for you to go to the game to buy the thing and then like what it would cost for you to get out of trouble and how much money you could theoretically make if you just. pounds the over

or whatever the heaviest favorite. Will this trend extend into the NBA season? With lotion. You think someone will throw a dildo on the NBA court? I think if a male NBA player gets hit by a dildo you might get canceled, you might

cancel dildos everywhere. It's Mous to a palace. If it happens to a man, it's so much worse. If the player gets hit, it's Malice of the Palace. Yeah. Also, you might have ventured on to something here with a double-sided dildo because you could swing that over your head and gather a lot of momentum that way. I'm going to have to trust you on that one.

I've done it before. It was a grand prize at this. We'll talk after. I mean, explain to me why it matters and why it's getting attention that LeBron James congratulated Luke on his deal versus going to the press conference, not going to the press conference. Where was your head on that? Well, as I told my good friend, George Sadano years ago, LeBron doesn't leave bread crumbs.

He lives whole loaves of bread, right? So there's nothing that LeBron does that's accidental or kind of or just all that happened and you guys are reading too much into it. Everything he does is designed to make people read too much into it. And so the idea of being absent for Luca's, you know, congratulatory press conference, despite all these other teammates being there and making the trip. And because we also saw pictures from early in the week of LeBron clearly training in L.A. at the former Clippers practice facility. And Palinka and Luca were at Backstreet Boys together, too. In Vegas, that was after. They surprised Luca with the Backstreet Boys tickets.

Oh, surprise. That's nice. No, yeah, he didn't know. He was, they asked him the morning up he was working out, and he was playing Backstreet Boys in the gym. And they were all like, oh, shit, does he know? And it turns out, no. It was just a coincidence because he loves Backstreet Boys. Oh, my God, he knows.

Do you guys, what else he loves? Pickleball? This is, he loves pickleball. that's what he's been doing in the offseason. Beer. He loves friends. He loves the show Friends. Matter of fact, when they asked him,

like when he first got drafted, who are you most excited to meet now that you're like famous in America? Oh, not Chandler. His answer, Jennifer Aniston. That's what he wants to meet Rachel from friends. He's a smart guy though. He's a head-y-play kind of guy, though, I mean. What's he doing over there?

What does he think about MASH? I think he thinks that MASH is an old-ass show that has a really depressing theme song. You guys mentioned the name of the song. Have you ever talked about the lyrics? Suicide is painless. It brings on many changes

and I can take or leave it if I please. That's the song. I'm like, that's awful. That's an awful song to sing, man. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. I think that I can't get the MASH theme song. No one told your life was Oh, that's it.

Oh, no, that's friends. I keep getting them confused, which is hard to me. Makes me want to dance around a fountain. No, but I know the scene. I just, I'm trying to, the match theme song has been in my head my whole life, and I can't think of it because I'm under pressure. I think it's like, nah, nah, nah, na, nah, na, na, na, na, na, na. There's all many changes.

And I can take or leave it if I please. Oh, yes. nah, nah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. All right, I mean, thank you. That was some heavy, heavy weekend observations. And we'll talk about Wrigley. You may have gone to the wrong place to get the score. There's a great sports book there.

No, yeah, there is a great sports book. Draft King's sports book, amazing. Went in there, I had a ball. My thing is this, I'm at the game. I'm in my seats. I'm staring at this board. It's like there's a lot of information. Thank you for that.

And the only place I could get to score was in that main scoreboard that has all the scores of all the games that are happening today in MLB. And I'm like, I need binoculars or something just to see the teeny tiny thing where it says, oh, Reds three Cubs too. It's crazy. It's one of the, you know what, it's one of the things I hate the most about baseball. I hate it. Thank you. Can I give you top five things I hate it about baseball? Nope.

For post game, maybe. We out.