The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: The Yacht Dog

Episode Date: May 21, 2025

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This is the Don Leventor Show with the StuGuts Podcast. Familia Tony tonight is brought to you by Cuervo, the tequila that invented tequila. Did you know the very first margarita was made with Cuervo the tequila that invented tequila did you know the very first margarita was made with Cuervo There's nothing like the original it's mark season so keep it Cuervo all summer long Bama Alright, I'm here with Louis in the shadow of the Rickenbacker Causeway, and that's the one way that leads you into Keebus game, which is where we're going to be hanging out today. We're going to take you to a bunch of different places. But where are we here? Probably the best view in all of Miami.

We got Brickle, we got Brickle Key in the back, you got downtown all the way back there, you got the Port of Miami, an incredible spot. This used to be called Lo Pinito. There was pine trees as far as the eye could see, you can go for picnics, you could swim. Now they're redoing all of it. Landa Pinito, the only place in the world that had pine trees right next to the water.

Where to go to Farito, world famous Farito? Correct. Where you go to No Name Harbor, a bunch of cool places in Key Biscayne that I wanna share with the people that, maybe they don't even know about Key Biscayne. All they know is South Beach, all they know is Brickle or downtown or whatever.

But like this is true Miami right here. Yeah, sure man. Why are you standing there? Because I'm nervous. There's fish, like guts here. There's two puffer fish there. I'm like next to the jaws of death right here, there's rocks coming, barnacles.

Like if I slip, like- You survive worse. I know that, but look at that. Look on Razor Sharp. Can you come in? He actually can. Exactly, no he can. He's risking his life here.

He shouldn't do this. But there's barnacles covered in, rocks covered in barnacles. So can I get out of this Power Razor stance? Cause my feet and my calves are killing me. Jujugadi may be swinging by. Let's see if we can get him out into Kibiskaya. He's never been to this part of Miami before.

So I hopefully can show him a different part of Miami All right, we're here on our first stop of the kibis game tour. I told you we're not going to gate keep. I'm going to bring you to all the OG spots right now. Behind me, you can see no name harbor. We're also here by boaters grill, a classic Hispanic eatery in a buildback State Park in Kibis game. We're going to go down the farito. We're going to do a whole bunch of different places here in Kibis game.

I originally came with friends. I don't know where they went, but we're going to bring you to the real spots. What a kawaii doing. Let's check this spot out All right, we're here at no name Harbor as you can see the yachts over my shoulder the dinghy's here people take those Come over here get some food get some cocktails. Whatever Lewis I know it's a Cuban rite of passage to be at a farito could be here to be a pregnant part as a kid you're naked running around now they're explaining naked I don't get it they make sure you run around naked to get the versing into

your system get all the electrical current out of it but you obviously don't just do that as a kid I did it as an adult as well right around I don't know I don't know if that's legal. That's fine. All right. Juju, you said you had never been to this part of Miami before. You had no idea that this was even a place. Nah, I thought that Miami was the beast,

the Clevelander, and the studio we'd be at. I have never been to any part of Miami like this. This is amazing. So like right there, you can see kind of through the cut right there, that's the Bayside, into the harbor. This is beautiful, man. This is just, again, people don't, if you're not from Miami and you don't live in this area you have no idea what this is like you had no idea so it's like we're showing people the real Miami this is it right here

oh yeah and it smells delicious in the air saluds next up at Farito where things get a little too hot for Juju and Luis struggles to get his shit together. What else is new? I see, I see, I see, me gusta a mi. I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see. Boy, te quiero. God damn, bruh. It is hot as hell. God damn, El Ferrito? What the hell is it?

El Ferrito? What does it stand for? Far as hell in Spanish? Damn. Bruh, I am an inside man, like Gen Z Washington. I be in the house like LL Cool J, like bro, I'm not with none of this heat, bro. I can't take this heat.

I got to get the hell up out of here, bro. Please now. Uber man. I don't even know if the Uber come out here this far. Where the hell are we? Like, goddamn, Tony. I support my brother, but shit. Cut, goddamn it.

Take one. So we're here at the southernmost point of Key Biscayne, Bill Bags Park. We're gonna show you El Farito. El Farro in Spanish means the lighthouse. Not the farro, like far. Not far, yeah. Yeah, thank you, thank you.

Because people think it's farrito. Yeah. That means it's far but small. No. Blanquitos. That's not how you say it. That's farro. Take two. Blanquitos. That's not how you say it. That's far. Take two.

Affectionately known as El Farito. Do you want to explain to the people what El Farito means? Tiny lighthouse. Tiny lighthouse. It does not mean for Rodrigo, it does not mean something that's far. Not El Farito.

Man, it's El Farito, bro. No, El Farito was actually built in 1820, destroyed and rebuilt in 1855. And now there's a plane flying over us. We can't, yep. And I'm pretty sure that guy is delivering coke. Take three. Affectionately known as El Farito,

do you wanna explain to the people that maybe don't know what El Farito is, what it means? Tiny lighthouse. El Farito is not mean, is not mean. It does not mean, why am I doing the Trump hands? This is problematic. Take four. I don't need a therapist. We're good.

Walk in, buddy. Can you explain to the people what a farito means? It means tiny lighthouse. Why am I staring like a fire ranger? All right, Becky's telling me to run some ****. Why are you running like that? Take nine. Do it now? Do it now? Okay, Becky needs me to run.

Yeah, go! Yeah, go! Dude, this guy's been running like eight times. Becky doesn't want him to run. That's the funny part. She just wants him to turn around and pretend to run. But yet he's run seven times the same way. Hey, that's too much! He's there exhausted. It's the most he's run seven times the same way. Hey, that's too much.

He's there exhausted is the most he's ran in his entire life. He's 32 years old. The guy hasn't run a hundred yards ever. So anytime that he wants to do it, like this is like the, the, the penidencia for not running ever in his entire life is doing it now. And I'm just going to casually walk.

Like we've been told to casually walk. And they're really this much and you're running in jeans too to make matters worse do you even own athletic shorts yeah yes I do Anthony he's so tired he can't even speak dude look here's a funny though up close and personal yeah it's it's just a cool Miami thing and like if you don't know about it if you're not really from Miami it's hard for for you to like imagine something like this. Look, as you can see, 1855. Big padlock on the door.

We can't get in. It feels very short though. It feels like I wouldn't be able to fit inside of it. I can tell you that the lighthouse is taller. So I think once you're in the lighthouse, you'll be able to fit just fine. the lighthouse you'll be able to fit just fine. Alright, last stop on the Keep Us Gain Tour is Playa Farito. As you can see in the background of Farito standing tall, this is the exact beach where our parents would let us run around and hang out and also the exact beach that Luis would run around naked.

Still do it. Always naked bro. Literally always naked. You still? Always naked bro. Literally always naked. Used to... Can't take my underwear off HR. Jesus. Just don't film me. Don't film me. Let me be me. I don't understand.

These people get it. I mean I guess it's public indecency but... I do have three kids. I want a beautiful wife and I still need to maintain. Thank you for watching Tony tonight. The NBA finals are almost here and every second counts with DraftKings Sportsbook, an official sports betting partner of the NBA, you're not just watching history, you're betting on it. Now's your shot to get in on the action, player props, game lines, live bets.

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Stugats. Don't do it. This is the Don Lebatard Show with the Stugats. So Chris, Cody had a birthday yesterday and then today he calls out. Now, Roy, the reason that you heard he was out is very different from the reason that I think most of us believe why he's actually not out. What was the reason you heard Roy? Yeah, he's taken his wife to the doctor and has to take her to and from.

So as luck would have it, we have a family member here, Greg Cody. Now Greg, your daughter-in-law apparently has a doctor's appointment, a medical procedure, something happening today? I was not aware of that. Not a keeper of her schedule. I was just told that my firstborn was off today.

That's all he told me. When did he tell you that? This morning. But he didn't tell you why? No, he just said I'm off today. I mean, he's an adult. He doesn't need to tell that boy. I took nothing suspicious about that, to be honest.

Co-worker. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And the whole adult excuse, like that's his daughter-in-law. That's Chris's wife. He should actually tell him, his father, the details of what's going on. Just a doctor's appointment. I feel like we're verging on... No, if it's a doctor's appointment, she would have taken herself. It's clearly something that you can't drive afterward.

Well, let's not speculate. Hopefully everything's okay with the Cody family. That's what I'm hoping too. But also suspicious that it comes the day after his birthday. Well, let's not speculate hopefully everything's okay with the Cody family, I'm hoping too but also Suspicious that it comes the day after his birthday Nobody nobody's stuff. I have a game and a panther panther win in a big win a big banter win on his birthday They kind of win that a real panthers fan would really want to celebrate I am just saying I'm not implying anything by that

No, this is why you schedule the doctor's appointment in advance, right? And you schedule it for like 11 a.m. So it's the type of thing where you can still go out and party, celebrate your birthday, enjoy that Panthers win if it's gonna happen, but you also have the doctor's appointment in the middle of the show,

so it would be incredibly inconvenient for someone from Broward to drive down here to have to drive back for that doctor's appointment. So you build in both. You get the sleeping in and you get the opportunity to have a real excuse to be out. That's a lot of thinking for Chris. Yeah.

Yeah. Greg, the in-laws, they live up in Broward? Yeah. I hope his wife is OK. This is not about his wife. This is not about his wife. Happy wife. Chris having an attack of responsibility

the day after his birthday after Big Panther's win. An attack of responsibility. He couldn't celebrate the win. He had the doctor's appointment today. I'm on the record as saying I believe my son when he simply told me neutrally of course. I'm off today. Yeah, well. He's right about that I hear you took off first Dan or Chris I heard about Dan being all first Yeah, Dan really Dan showed no signs yesterday when I saw him of being ill you know again implying nothing Last time I saw Dan he was beating the drum at a Panthers game now all of a sudden

They have a big win in the conference finals and the guy can't show up the next day Hmm seem fine yesterday didn't he great? Yeah, he did did a whole show fit and fiddle I mean Dan hasn't seemed fine to me in quite some time Walk off for the Raze last night. Yeah, over the Astros. So that's what happened. The Sting Rays. The Sting Ray Robbs?

When's the last time? We have some clarifications, if you'd like, for accuracy purposes that we can get to. I think we need to. We're always about accuracy here. Well, I think we have to. So Rod Carew is not Jewish. He did not convert.

And he says he went as far as to talk to Adam Sandler after the Hanukkah song to clear things up, and they have since struck up a friendship, so Rod Karoo is not Jewish. David Eckstein is also not Jewish. What? No, that's a lie. Yeah.

That's crazy. I don't believe you. You need to tell me that David Mark Eckstein is not a Jew? Not Jewish. Is Mark with a C I may RK, okay Totally different mark our Stein names always Jewish. I'm asking that neutrally. I don't know based off my own personal experience Yeah for the most part. Okay learn something do every day Frankenstein Jewish. Yeah, there you go Bar mitzvah and everything. Jewish monster. Good doctor. Three times. It's actually,

the monster's not named Frankenstein. Oh, that's the doctor, you're right. Yeah, thank you for that correction. And his name isn't Frankenstein, it's Frankenstein. That's a reference. We're getting two different Frankenstein movies coming out in the next year. Oh, good. Do either of them have Gene Wilder in them? Nope. Not interested. That would be impossible. One of them has Christian Bale.

I'm back in. The other one has Oscar Isaac. I think it's Gene Wilder. I'm back in on both of them, oh my God. Maggie Jenner and I all directed one. I'm out. Okay, no. And Guillermo del Toro directed the other.

Oh, damn. I'm in. I'm back in, yeah. Why are you out on Maggie? Give her a shot. She did, was it the deuce on HBO Yes, she did a great job on that although although TV show not a movie so again gotta put it a notch below Sorry silver screen wins get that I mean it's very Tom Cruise

No, no, they're a big enough market for two Frankenstein movies at one always a big enough wondering I mean, can we space them out a little bit? No, no. We always do two movies of the same topic at the same time. Deep Impact and Armageddon, right? Yeah, but maybe one's a cartoon. The Prestige and what was the other?

The Illusionist. The Illusionist. This happens occasionally in Hollywood. Friends with benefits, no strings attached. Yes! That's how we do it. And that was a couple making the same movie. Oppenheimer and Barbie.

Oppenheimer and Barbie. Sandlot, Rookety, Stichin' Impossibles. What are the genres of the Frankenstein movies? Horror, comedy, horror, dramedy, romance. Here's my fear, Billy. It's always a romance. Frankenstein is always a romance. Frankenstein is horny.

Frankenstein's a monster. But here's the thing, you said Oscar Isaac is in one and Christian Bale's in the other, right? Yeah. And I'm like, oh, that's cool. Then I thought to myself, the reason why I got excited was because I thought they'd be playing Frankenstein's monster.

I believe Christian Bale is. He's playing the monster. I believe Oscar Isaac is playing Dr. Frankenstein. And the monster in that movie is played by, his name escapes me dude That is not Barry Keegan from Sulphurne a handsome one. Shaun Jacob Lordy. Yeah that one who's playing frau blucher I don't have the answer. No one's doing a good limited fake. No one's doing any references, huh? Is that young Frankenstein? Is that a horse? I got the gene to Greg Greg. I'm kind of I'm disappointed in Greg more than anybody

What happened Greg? I thought you would be a Mel Brooks guy. You're-mall, though. I got the G-mall, too, Greg. Greg, I'm disappointed in Greg more than anybody. What happened? Greg, I thought you would be a Mel Brooks guy. You're not a Mel Brooks guy? I used to be. I've never seen a movie start to finish. Used to be. You've been gone for a while. Man, don't get on me.

I was the only person getting your references. You never seen Spaceballs? No. Wow, Greg. No, it's a cartoon, isn't it? No. It's not a cartoon. I think so.

Sorry. It's a solid cartoon. It's titled like a cartoon. It's a porno. Greg, you owe $50. Mel Brooks is not dead. Yeah. He's a solid cartoon. It's titled like a cartoon. It's a porno. Greg, you owe $50. Mel Brooks is not dead. Yeah. He's also Jewish.

He's 98. Sorry, Mel. The sports is strong in him. I think when you're over 90 and you're still alive, it shouldn't be a fine. Yeah, you're dead. If you're over 90 and you're alive, you're dead. I'm not saying that.

Greg's right. Dick Van Dyke is still alive. If I mistook him for dead, could he blame me? I think he could, yeah. Call him dead, just don't call him late for dinner. Still here? Okay. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha last five years. It's 50 Cent. Really? Because of two things, Fire Fest and now this Diddy trial.

Those two events, and you can throw in anything that happened to Floyd Mayweather in the last five years as well, it's just, for him this is heaven. Because he was number one on Diddy being a weirdo decades ago. And every time, in public, very loudly, and very 50 Cent obnoxious way, did it every single time.

And people just thought, oh, he's just being a jerk or whatever, and now it's like, see what I told you? Do you know the story, Stu Gotts? 50 Cent said he knew Diddy was a weirdo, because right when he started to have success, he runs into Diddy at a wedding. And Diddy's like, yo, you and me, we should hang out. And I was like, yeah, cool.

And he was like, yeah, I'll take you shopping. And he said, I just stood up and walked away. Cause like so weird. You had me knowing this story. Yeah, I know you're tapped in. But like, how do you react to someone that you don't really know, telling you, I'm gonna take you shopping?

What an insult. Right? Yeah. I'd probably have 21 questions. I mean, you're insulted, but you're getting free clothes. I mean. Many men. But if somebody says to me, I'm gonna take you shopping. It's like, oh my God we're gonna stand the bar, Jeremy.

(*laughing*) Usually he forces it. That was pretty organic for one of his gags. And yet, Billy's right, many men do wish. They really do, it's pretty crazy, huh? See you next Wednesday, Mike. Oop. (*laughing*) I should have said no. I should have flatly said no this morning.

Oh crap. Hey we won an Emmy by the way. I don't know if you guys saw that. Hey welcome to the club guys. Oh you shut up. Big day for Ethan but I was given one too Emmys. Big Emmy. God bless football.

Ethan won two Emmys yesterday. What was the other one for? He's a part of Metal Arc over here and he worked Big day for Ethan, but I was given one two Emmys. Big Emmy. God bless football. Ethan won two Emmys yesterday. What was the other one for? He's a part of metal arc over here and he worked over at NBC for the Olympics. So two time Emmy winner. Wow, M.E.E.N. Those are real Emmys, Jeremy.

Not those little ones that you have. Not those miniature Emmys. The local ones. Andrew Hawkins also won an Emmy last night. Did he for what? Did he? I don't know what's going on. Did he win one? What did Andrew Hawkins win? an Emmy last night. Did he for what? Did he? I don't know what's going on. Did he win one?

What did Andrew Hawkins win? I don't know actually. I just saw him post a photo of him kissing the Emmy. And you just trust him? Yeah, I think that's his. Do you think the real Emmys look down on the sports Emmys? Of course they do. I feel like the sports Emmy,

the thing that they're holding should be a basketball. Okay. You know what the real Emmy people call the sports Emmys? D'oo! That's what they call us. No, they don't. They call us that. I'm not co-signing that.

Where do we put the regional Emmys? I look down on the daytime Emmys. Where do we look at the daytime of the regional Emmys in comparison to sports? What's the hierarchy here? Because it's obviously the top tier Emmys. Prime time Emmys. The main Emmys.

Daytime Emmys. I put sports Emmys. Regional, I had a sports. Sports Emmys. Wow, sports, I had a regionalys News Emmys Lady Gaga won an Emmy, a sports Emmy Did she? Yeah. I think like her like a Super Bowl

like doc that she did or something like that So she won a sports Emmy which counts for the EGOT she's just a Tony away Oh that thing she did in the movie That's bullshit No no no I'm gonna say this about all these awards jock sniffers all of them the people the whole like have you ever won one an Emmy

yeah yeah we just won one we just told you you know what I mean though not Ethan won one won one like how I Yeah, I was Emmy nominated, sports Emmy nominated. Well, so no then. Did you win one though? I was nominated. Okay. It's an honor just to be nominated. Maybe next year.

I was nominated too. We were nominated. We were nominated for one of our watch alongs, I think for like the national championship game. Two time nominee then. We deserved that. We were mega cast. I think it's the only year ESPN lost that category.

Chris Cody over at Juggling Oranges at halftime. I was inspired. That was great. You get nominated for a watch along? What the hell's going on? Well, we were nominated because it was basically like anything that was on ESPN during the National Championship game was under that umbrella.

And we were there. You were on drugs during it. You would have gotten a statue. I was nominated for an Emmy? Yeah. Yeah, you were part of that. You're welcome. I don't even remember it. I remember nominated for an Emmy? Yeah, yeah you were part of that. Yeah, you're welcome. I don't even remember it. I can't remember Roy took it so personally. Yeah man, I was angry man,

we should have won. That we lost? Yeah, we should have won. I took it personally too, I lost, the jump was nominated and we lost to like PTI and I'm like, alright we get it, it's a great show, like you don't have to win every year, right? Like LeBron James and the MVP voting? Yeah, like let us beat Derrick Rose one year. Just give us one. I think P.T.O. has won like twice or something, right? Like they're the Susan Lucci of the sports Emmys. Yeah, I think they've only won like two times.

That's crazy. Yeah, well great serve. Katie Nolan has an Emmy. Really? Yeah, that used to be her profile pic was her kissing the Emmy, which is where Hawk that hat got it from Rip off. I'll make that my profile picture next. We're just handing out Emmys, huh? I mean too many Emmys

Nick Saban won an Emmy yesterday College game day no him specifically won an Emmy for like the verbal voice and whatever won an Emmy for like, new voice and whatever. That's not a, like, come on. We're making a category. Yeah. Basically like, how do we get one to save in, is what happened. I think deserve it.

For like, that coach insight thing, that's the best part of college game day. And also the part where he just refuses to disclose being a paid lobbyist. I think we all agree that he's great on college game day. He surprised everyone. But we're giving out Emmys for that? I mean.

Yeah. You know, and by the way, anyone who couldn't handle Shane Gillis, you don't deserve an Emmy. Shane Gillis completely eviscerated that dude live on TV. Alabama Jones. Is that, that's the standard? That's the standard.

If you get eviscerated by Shane Gillis on live TV on your own show. No Emmy. No Emmy. Got it. Take it back. Jack. Jack, there you go. This is America. The Jack on tours. This Gaga Jack, there you go. This is America. The Jack on Tours.

This Gaga thing, that can't count towards an EGOT. This guy's smokin'. The Gaga thing? It does. That shouldn't count for an EGOT. And the Tony's, you gotta think the Tony's. That's the easiest one. She looks at that and she's like,

oh, I can get a Tony. That's gotta be the easiest one, right? For Gaga? No, you give her a Spigot, sports Emmy, and then all the others. Put her on the color purple. I will say, there are people that probably, look at the history of EGOT winners,

Gaga's gonna get there, but she's gonna get there with her core discipline. She didn't get the Academy Award for acting, she got the Academy Award for singing. Yeah. For the original song. There's a lot of those. She got the sports Emmy for singing. For the original song. There's a lot of those. She got the sports Emmy for singing.

This is singing? Right. So she's not deviating from her core discipline, which I'm sure the proper EGOT winners. Who are the proper EGOT winners? Let's look at this up. I think it's the proper EGOTs. I don't know why I turned Italian.

Let's look at this up. John Legend? Is there a property brothers musical? Wait, hold on, are they EGOTs? No, that's what I thought he was saying. How many EGOTs are there, like seven or eight? No, there's a lot. There's more now.

There are more. Mel Brooks has an EGOT. There you go. But you know what, as I look at this list, a lot of these people are just staying in their lane. Mel Brooks is probably spoken word. Yeah, Andrew Lloyd Webber. Looks like 21.

Andrew Lloyd Webber wasn't acting. It's a lot of composers and lyricists from Broadway who then make the crossover to either TV or film and that's how they're ending up Winning in all of these different categories like and and there end up being these actors like if they're if you're an actor Who can also sing or song right? Yeah, then you're in perfect shape Yeah Because if you win, you know an Emmy or an Oscar or whatever Then you're in perfect shape. Because if you win an Emmy or an Oscar or whatever, then the way that you can knock out both the Grammy

and either the Emmy or the Oscar is write a song for a very popular TV show or movie. Because then you could potentially win a Grammy and you can also win for whatever category that the movie is nominated for. So that's the way you get there. If you get to two, you got a shot to get to four. Andrew Lloyd Webber might be the ultimate cheat code

because he did his work one time and it went four different ways, right? He won a Tony for it and then it got adapted to a movie and then he won an Oscar for it and then obviously the song was really popular, we won a Grammy for it and then they probably used it on a TV show and then won an Emmy for it.

How about this, Whoopi Goldberg won a Grammy, she's an EGOT winner, but she won a Grammy award for an original Broadway show recording. Yeah. The Andrew Lloyd Webber Emmy is because they did Jesus Christ Superstar live in concert on TV in 2018, and that one for Outstanding Variety Special,

obviously he had written the music There's a non competitive EGOT category here for people who have EGOTs because Barbara Streisand is an EGOT winner But she won a special Tony Award so like they have honorary Academy Awards that have given to people like James Earl Jones which make him an EGOT winner because he got an Academy Honorary Award. So like Liza Minnelli got a Grammy Legend Award. So that's how she is an EGOT winner. Viola Davis won an EGOT,

but her Grammy came from an audiobook narration. I found a proper EGOT winner that deviated from core disciplines. All right, so Rita Moreno. Oh, I love her. Best recording, not spoken word. Sister Peter Marie on Oz. For The Electric Company in 1972.

Tony, she won for The Ritz in 1975. Primetime Emmy, The Muppet Show in 1977. And best supporting actress in West Side Story. Now she's singing, but there is also actress in West Side Story. Now she's singing but there is also acting in West Side Story. She's an actor. Yeah so that's like doing it the hard way. Yeah. So within one discipline but several different things not winning all for the same award Elton John won an Academy Award for Can You Feel the Love Tonight for writing for The Lion King.

Right he won an Emmy for the Elton John Farewell from Dodger Stadium. This is an outstanding variety special as well, but at least it's his performance in a concert. Sure. Then he obviously won several Grammys for several different songs and he also won a Tony for writing the score of another musical. There are only five EGOT winners whose core discipline is acting. And the only one that won a Grammy

that wasn't spoken word was Rita Moreno. Wow, so she is. She's the most talented person. We found it. The pinnacle, the peak of EGOT is Rita Moreno. You guys over Elton John, right? I am. I feel bad for him.

He's gonna retire, retire already. He's like blind now? He's never gonna retire. He is retired. No, he's not. I saw him singing Pink Pony Club the other day. Stevie Wonder now. He retired from touring. No, once you at Pink Pony Club the other day. Stevie Wonder. No once you retire you can't touch another key on a piano. Is that right?

That's how retirement works. That's how it works. Retire, retire. You retire from charity. You retire from singing. Billy. Hey. So Elton John is going blind? I don't know. According to Greg. No he's going blind. So is it blind blind or is it a Stevie Wonder blind? I don't know. According to Greg. No, he's going blind. He's going blind? So is it blind blind or is it a Stevie Wonder blind? Because there's a new story out that tells me that I think we've figured it out.

Johnny Gill claims that Stevie Wonder beat him and Gerald LaVert at what's that table hockey called? Shuffle board? No. Air hockey? Air hockey? That's impossible. If you're blind, that's impossible. That's what he said. If you're blind, it's impossible.

That's what he said. That's the word. Karras Levertstead? Elton John got an eye infection in July of 2024 while vacationing in the south of France. He has lost eyesight in his right eye and has limited vision in his left eye. So he's completely blind in one of the eyes.

I don't believe that. So it was Johnny Gill, Keith Sweatt, and Gerald LeBert. I just saw him playing the piano on SNL. LSG. You don't need a C to play the piano. Yeah, no blind people play the piano. His nose is way around the keys. Ray Charles.

You know, I know what I know. Yeah, that's true. He does know what he knows. Got a lot to earn. Been a fan for years. I am what I am. Thank you. Poor true. He does know what he knows. Got what I earned. Been a fan for years. I am what I am. Thank you. Poor Elton now, he's going to have to wear glasses.

Keith Yamdall. Hey. Guys, I have indeed confirmed there is a free to play contest, an upcoming pool for the Weenie 500 on DraftKings. And the questions are bonkers, especially. If you know what you're talking about when it comes to the Oscar Mayer Wiener mobile,

you need to enter this contest because you have a distinct advantage. Yeah, because I'm followed by them. How long will the Oscar Mayer Wiener song take to perform? Less than 60 seconds or 60 seconds or more? Wow. I'd go over. My baloney has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R.

I'd go under. My baloney has a second name, it's M- I go under. My baloney has a second name it's M-A-Y-E-R and something something something something. I like to eat it every day. It's a Y-O-C. That Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A. Under 60. It's up to the say. It's how long you stretch out that say. It's like the national anthem. I'm not putting your bet on it. They don't do it twice. Yeah who is performing? I don't know. I'm going to go less than 60. Less than 60, I'm with it.

We did some research on this one. I feel pretty good about our answers, especially with a deeper dive in Frank's Under the Hood. So what will the top speed of the Weenie Mobile be? 75. So you're going to want to answer 60 to 80. I think that they're, given what Jeremy told me, and the fact that they're on this open track, they probably want to show out. We're relying on Frank. Going 81 to 80. I think that they're given what Jeremy told me, the fact that they're on this open track, they probably want to show out going 81 to 100.

Oh, that's a good one. Which Wienermobile will have the fastest lap time during these races? New York dog, Slaw dog, Chicago dog, Sonoran dog, I'm sorry, Salabel, Seattle dog, Chili dog. I say Chicago because that's the hometown dog. Sonoran. I'm sorry. Salabal. Seattle dog. Chili dog. I say Chicago because that's the hometown dog. No that's too many condiments on that dog dog. It's an Indianapolis. Wind resistance. Do you know who's from Indianapolis? John Cougar Melloncamp. He's from the great state of Indiana. What did he tell us one time? That he was sucking on a chili dog. Chili dog. There it is. That's my logic right there. I like your reasoning. Cougs. That's the I like your reasoning how many times will commentators say Oscar Meyer wiener during the live broadcast over to an app what network is it on this is gonna be

on the Fox app oh it's on Friday right Friday are we on network Oscar we're not okay although we did do an entire segment behind a peacock paywall saying like, who's gonna watch Michael Jordan? Which I found interesting. I'm sorry, can we pause this for a second because I gotta address this Michael Jordan stuff. Over two and a half though, that's where we left off.

I can't believe our show is like, I don't care what Michael Jordan has to say about basketball. But again, I'm disappointed because Stugatz wasn't here. Because Stugatz knows. Michael Jordan talks, people listen, right? Of course. That Stugats wasn't here, because Stugats knows. Michael Jordan talks, people listen, right? Of course. That's right. Come on, man, what are we doing?

We're not paid for, we don't commentate, we keep it real, check out the new season of Twisted Metal. Will he say anything interesting is the real question. Probably not. I think if he says something, it's interesting, because I'm interested in what he has to say. And he rarely does it. Until I'm broken over time with him letting me down.

But I'm gonna give him the opportunity to let me down the way that I gave Tom Brady the opportunity to let me down. I'll give you a great example. If I asked a regular person, hey, do you like ketchup on your hot dog? Not interesting. I asked Michael Jordan,

do you like ketchup on your hot dog? That answer, we're interested. That's a headline the next day. Michael Jordan, ketchup belongs on hot dogs. Do you think he eats hot dogs, Michael Jordan? He had a, didn't he have a hot dog, that answer, we're interested. That's a headline the next day. Michael Jordan, ketchup belongs on hot dogs. Do you think he eats hot dogs, Michael Jordan? He had a, didn't he have a hat on? Nah, he's got rich something that he eats that set of hot dogs.

I'm pretty sure I remember a hot dog commercial with Michael Jordan. Ballpark Franks. Yep, yeah, ballpark. Really? Yeah, but that's, he didn't do that though. He did. You think it was just for show?

Nah, he didn't really eat those hot dogs. And cut, and then he, ew. If you own a yacht, you're not eating hot dogs. You know what? You're eating food I've never heard of. It's a perfect food for a boat. Billy. Not a yacht.

You've inspired me now to become insanely wealthy, to have a yacht, just so I can eat only hot dogs on it. I'm gonna pull it up right there, this game bay, right by that hard rock that nobody goes to. But a yacht is different than a boat. Yeah. A yacht is for caviar, A boat is for a hot dog. I'm gonna get a yacht.

Why you done me? I'm gonna get a yacht. Actually, a yacht is any boat that has a bathroom inside a cabin, so. I'm gonna have one of them ones. Classified as a yacht? I've had a hot dog on a yacht before. I'm gonna have a living room.

I'm gonna have a kitchen. I'm gonna have a staff on this thing. You know what I'm gonna tell the staff? Only hot dogs. Only hot dogs. Only hot dogs. You don dogs. Only hot dogs. You don't think Tony Khan has had a hot dog on his yacht? Absolutely, look at him.

He's a hot dog guy. Sucking on a chili dog. Tony Khan is a hot dog guy, look at him. Put that on the pool. Is Tony Khan a hot dog guy? Which condiment will be sprayed on the winner during the trophy celebration? Ketchup, I'm sorry.

Mayonnaise, barbecue sauce. They're spraying condiments on the... Do the hot dogs have like, one has ketchup on the top and another has mustard? How can we distinguish the hot dog? Here's how. What is a Seattle dog? I don't know.

It has like cream cheese on it, right? Yeah, something like that. I've had a hot dog with cream cheese before and it was quite good. Really? It was a breakfast hot dog. It had like, the bun was like an everything bagel. It was amazing.

I'll tell you how to tell them apart, Billy. The Chicago dog is the one that's gonna be telling everybody, don't have ketchup, no ketchup on the hot dog. That's the one, right? They have tomato slices on that dog. The New York one is gonna have a Knicks hat on and is gonna be talking about, Jalen Brunson is the best player ever.

Mustard only too, yeah. The, let's see, the Seattle dog. Seattle dog is probably gonna have some fish on it, right? It has cream cheese and sauteed onions. Yeah, yeah. All right. What about the one on the yacht? Oh my God, that one has caviar on it.

That's a, you know what, Billy? I'm gonna have caviar on it. A caviar dog? Yeah, caviar dog. Is that a Sonoran dog? What's up? Sonoran dog is the one with the bacon wrap around it. Yes.

Oh, I like that. Yes. Why is it called bacon wrap hot dog? Because it comes from Sonora. It's a Mexican treat. It has peppers in it. Mexican delight. Put caviar on a hot dog, call it a yacht dog. Yacht dog.

Yacht dog. Yacht dog's not bad. You know what? Greg was right. True today. We gotta give Greg credit. Because Greg was the one that called out he's on fire today.

I didn't wanna believe it. No, he's having a good day. Stu got to one of the breaks that Jeremy had, you know, four jokes. One of them like was really good. It surprised us. That's the type of feedback I get around this. Wow. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. Will the winning driver of the Weenie 500 cry at the trophy celebration? Who's driving? Is it like the regular like drivers that drive around the country

or getting like celebrity drivers in? What do they win to answer that question? What do they win if they win? I don't know bragging rights Is it worthy of crying is what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah, that's a great question I don't know. Yeah, I bump right if I'm driving one of the dogs and bump another one of the top You treat some you have to trade some paint. Yeah, trade some mustard rub and is racing Aren't these hot dogs gonna tip over on the bank? That's what I was asking. I'm wondering.

You have to go fast enough. If you don't go fast enough, you're in trouble. Any other bets on there, Mike? No, that was it. It's a free to play contest. You can win $10,000 on Draft King. They need to have the right person calling this race. That's why I was asking what network it was on

to try to gauge who might be doing it. Frank Thomas. Big Hurt. The Big Hurt? Nice. Is Flutie gonna be with him? Doug? Yeah.

He always is. He always is. And your wife is gonna like it too. So he means like, so creepy. How about Frank Caliendo as John Madden? God. How about Nick Cage as John Madden? We talked about that one.

That's crazy. That's one? That's crazy. That's crazy. It's crazy. He looked great. He looks like him. And so did Bale. Bale? I didn't know that was Bale. That's how good he was.

He'd have to do that. One know what's in his Frankenstein. Which is also a Frank. Mike, the winner does not receive a cash prize. That's bullshit. No tears. Bet the under on tears. Crocodile tears.

Or they can play this like the hot dog eating contest where she's like over the top and you'll have someone breaking down because they're hamming it up. They just win a trophy, they receive it in the wiener circle. They'd be hot dogging? Yeah, they'd be hot dogging.

Jeremy, you are so good today. I didn't even say the one on there. He's like, they'd be hot dogging, Mike. Wow, you're in the zone right now. I love that like the most impressed I am is with Greg for recognizing that Jeremy's in the zone. So I want everyone to give a round of applause to Greg Cody. And a shout out to the Wieners circle, ladies and gentlemen.

That's a real thing, though. Let's go. Well done. There were some good jokes today. I know. All it took was getting rid of Dan.