The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Tongue the Shell (feat. Nick Wright)

Episode Date: September 3, 2025

"Best nut I ever had." Nick Wright gets hostile over the NFL as a reaction to his personal nemesis, Pablo Torre, having a big morning. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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the Defender 110 pushes what's possible. Learn more at landrover.ca. This is the Dan Levator show with the Stucats podcast. Going to get to Nick right here in a second, and also I need to get to Billy, because I don't know what his thoughts are on the coaches poll, but he's, I've been told he's got a... Well, Greg's taking stray shots at me for some reason about the coaches' pull. I don't know what your deal is. Poo-poo, I guess you're jealous that FAU's not in there. Couldn't sniff the

coach's poll. That's right. I went there. Do the coaches have to admit who they voted for? Is it transparent? I actually have a theory on who it was. I think it was James Franklin, because Penn State plays FIU this weekend. So I think that if you're James Franklin and you put your opponent in the coach's polls, then you're like, look, this team was in the coach's poll outside looking at the weekend. It's a working theory of mine. I haven't proved it yet.

I'll talk to Pablo and in eight months we'll figure out if that's true or not. Oh, Nick Wright has a bit of a nemesis issue with Pablo. Before we get to that in a second, bad day to have a nemesis issue with Pablo, incidentally. We'll see what Nick has for Pablo in a second. But first, we've got a new partnership here. with Nuttiest fan. What are we doing here? I've had some of these hot peanuts. They're delicious. Oh, the Hampton Farms peanuts are the best. We are doing Nuddiest fan, Dan. Left to you speechless. I mean, it is. I mean, I was, because he said the hot. I haven't had the hot.

I've had the spicy dill pickle and just the classic. So I couldn't speak on the high yet, but they're all fantastic. And it's the nuttiest fan, Dan, brought to you by Hampton Farms. Get nutty with Hampton Farms, the official snack nut of the tailgate. And be sure to keep an eye out for Lucy Rodin at Iowa State. if you think your team has a nuttiest fan. So here's what we're doing, Dan. I'm going to show you two college football fans, and you're going to tell me who's nuttier. And then you can go to our Instagram.

The fans can vote on this, and we will reveal later in the week who the nuttiest fan is. The first one, we talked about him a little yesterday. It's the Alabama guy. This guy just throwing a bird in the middle. He saw the camera was on him. He a deadpan bird. All right.

That's our first option. That's salted peanuts right there. That is salted peanuts. That is. That's good camera awareness. That is. Some of those dill nuts. And competing with this Alabama fan is two UM fans who had an interesting choice of jersey.

It's a husband on the back of his UM jersey. It says, I blank in peace. And then his wife, I assume it's his wife, sitting next to him. Yeah, you don't know that. Her jersey just says peace. That's a spicy dill pickle peanut if I've ever seen one. She's the piece. You get it.

So these are our two. Chris, I can't tell you. how poor a spokesman we have when you're doing the spokesmaning. Last time he got a sheet steal out of this, so who knows what he can get out of this? Well, I actually read, the read was fine. It was just the setup could have been better. It was driving the pitchers. It was the U that was not fine.

So who's the nuttiest fan? Voted our Instagram. I'm voting for the U.M. fan. Okay, excellent work by you, professional as always. Let's get to a real professional. Nick Wright. He has issues and has had issues with Pablo Tori. We haven't just always doing this, Dan.

You're just fanning the flames. Can I say something about your new sponsor? It's positive. It's not negative. I go to baseball games, and these days, you know what happens? You buy a bag of peanuts, and they're unsalt, like they're plain. Because the whole idea of the peanut is you put it in your mouth, you crack the shell, you spit the shell out. But it's a lot of flavors in theory.

back when we were a proper country that's what it was. Go to a Yankee game up here. I don't know. Steinbrenners are saving money on salt. It's just it's a tasteless shell. So I don't know the name of your sponsor and I don't have any points on the package but that sounds like a wonderful product

that I will now try because I like the dill pickle, spicy it all sounds good. Now you want to talk about Pablo Torre's tweets I don't care. Not yet. I still want to talk about peanuts. Nick, I have a question for you. So if somebody who eats the shell of the peanut like just the whole thing like if it was just one shot insane or not insane

i have a buddy that eats it well i think he's saying the whole shell isn't he i've done that put it on the pole not lebuttar show do you eat the whole shell when you know so i don't you can't do i don't so i know what you're talking about um tony tony but no i know tony i know his name uh and but i that's not what i do but you put the peanut again i'm risking getting memed here but that's okay you put the whole peanut in your mouth You crack it open with your molars. You then, you know, depending on how dexterious your mouth is, you can then, you know, bifurcate the actual peanut and the shell.

You spit out the shell. Like a sunflower scene. Like a sunflower. Yes, exactly. Part of that is the delicious coating of the shell. Ridiculous. In today's days are gone. Now, Tony's saying his buddy just goes one shatter.

But listen, I know some people that eat the apple core. Like, I almost feel like it is either a sign. of lack of like it feels very cavemanish like it's not a negative yeah it just feels like you know what if we you know if things ever really go south and we're all on our own that guy probably has a slightly greater chance of survival like he's his he hasn't evolved to you know contemporary luxury that's probably positive Nick when you crack a peanut do you like peel off the skin on it because I've read that it's actually beneficial to you health-wise if you eat the skin.

Yeah, no, you got to eat the, yeah. I mean, we're not, this isn't, it's not a pommar, pomegranate. Like, we're at a baseball game drinking beers. Like, it's not, we're not trying to be dainty. Speaking, like, speaking of dainty, put this on the poll. Has Pablo Tori eaten one single peanut in the last 30 years? I'll say no. Why?

What are you doing there? What do you imply? It's just, come on. Just feel, like. I agree with them, though. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, come on.

If we're like Tony's friend who eats the entire peanut with shell, I have a visual image of him. And I feel like I know that guy a bit. And I feel like that guy's not hanging out with Pablo. That's all I'm saying. He's definitely not. Am I right? All I know is he eats the whole peanut with a shell. That's all I know.

And so, yeah, that's it. We're at a baseball game together and we're just eating. And he's like three people down. So we started looking and then all of a sudden the entire bag is. gone but we don't see peanut shells anywhere and we're like dude what did you do with all the peanut shells he's like that's how I eat that's a vomit oh come on Nick you remember a couple years ago and pistachios had a moment that you just saw a bunch of commercials for pistachios and it was just like this green nut you're like what is this company it's like no it's just it's just

it's just the farmers yeah yeah it's it's like when we were growing up the milk lobby was like we got to put a lot of money into endorsements and evidently again for the fifth time and complimentary to bring up Pablo. I didn't know there was a tree lobby. I didn't know they had marketing budgets. I didn't know any of this, but I do now. Well, pistachio seems like a Pablo type of nut.

If there's not a classic nut, but he has like the higher end nuts. No, macadamian nut would be the way that Pablo goes. No messiness. Dan, that's why you're the goat. Correct. You just nailed it. That is absolutely correct. Macadamia nut is

if there is a higher draft pick of the exact idea that I'm trying clumsily to convey I can't think of it macadamia nut is correct and probably if he were on here he'd be like did you know that's actually not a nut be like shut up man

it's a lagoon it's a lagoon it's a lagoon no like really is it sorry I just tried a Tony's friend's way and the way that Dan says he has occasionally like a circus elephant I got to say for like a one-off, not terrible.

I like changing the texture. Let me take it for a walk. It's not gross. If you eat 20 of them and you break it up with the entire salty flavor of the shell as well, with the right chosen shells, that's not a terrible decision. At the very least, you have to tongue the shell because that's where the salt is. You tongue the shell. Oh, you got a spicy dill.

You brought us, Greg Cody. You brought us full circle. This is what I'm saying. If you ever come to New York City during baseball season, I'll take you to a Yankee game, buy you a bag of peanuts. That's gross, Chris. And what you'll notice is there's no salt on the shell, which is a bummer. It's totally unheard of. That's crazy.

Not terrible. That's what I said. That's how good these Hampton Farms peanuts are. You can eat the shell and all. I feel like this is the greatest endorsement ever. We're just doing 10 minutes on this product. and I don't even have any. You should mail me some, at least.

Macadamia nuts are coming back as a result for the most opulent nut that is available. However, pine nuts are listed as more expensive than macadamia, where pine nuts range from about $22.3 to $51 and $61 per pound. No way, pie nuts. Macadamia nuts are the most expensive nuts. Well, hold on. Can I ask you a question, Dan? Because even though I've sadly never in person met your father,

and he's you know an older Cuban engineer and my dad's an older Italian fireman I feel like they're similar did you growing up in a room of your house have like at not not necessarily at all times certainly around the holidays just a bowl of like walnuts and the like the heart the cracker and with the and then the like lobster cracker thing just sitting there that occasionally yes that occasionally your father might just to remind you you know if push comes to shove who's in charge break the walnut in his hand nobody ate those show you he could nobody ate them but they were always out they were available and it felt like it was an intimidation thing at least we're in my dad's one of the greatest men i've ever known but it feels i i bet i bet it was

similar for you growing up. Yo, Greg's choking. Greg, can we get you some water? He's having some trouble with the choking on the eating of... No, these are... I'm eating the hot ones. Best nut I've ever had.

Wow. They're so good. Wow. Has anyone ever practically used a nutcracker? They're simply decorative, right? Like, no one actually goes and like, oh, I need a new nutcracker. You need them.

Yeah, but you're like, my nutcracker is no longer working. Unless your dad's a firefighter who breaks them with his bare hands to intimidate people. With his hand, yeah. Just to let people know who's boss. That's right. We didn't have much money. So the greatest extravagance that we had in our childhood

was my father taking us to seers of all places to go to the place where they had the hot nuts and he would go grab a few of them. And he was pretty famous for just stealing stuff and walking around the grocery store eating it without paying for it. And daring someone to say something to them. My dad did the same thing. Yeah, they're just samples.

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You know him pretty well and followed him plenty when he was in Kansas City, where the chiefs were smart enough to not allow him to talk in public very often in front of microphones. What can you tell me about what it is you're seeing from Tyreek Hill, who? His last year in Kansas City, he was saying, we're going to win seven or eight championships in a row. He doesn't know how to lose, and now he's not a captain for the Dolphins and everyone assumes he'll be traded before the end of the year

because if they start losing, he's going to be a problem. Yeah, I don't know if I necessarily agree he's going to be traded because I don't know if they're going to pull the rip cord before the trade deadline. I do know that I'm very excited for Kansas City Chief in 2026 Tyreek Hill. And that's been, that has been written for the last couple years now. Here is my, this is not a defense. of Tyree Kill, okay? But the Tyree Kill and the Dolphin situation,

it is analogous, and this is going to be awkward and uncomfortable, but it is, I think, the right analogy. If you are in a long-term serious relationship and somebody cheats, you have a fork in the road moment where you must decide, you know, after a set period of time, am I over it or am I not? and if I'm over it, then it's done with. We will move forward.

It will not be consistently brought up. You won't be six months later in a fight dropped on you. And if you're not over it, then you need to, and you're not going to be able to get over it. You need to break up. The every week, Tua and the team and being like, yeah, Tyreeks got earned back our trust. Man, Tyreeks sure was an ass at the end of last year,

up to and including them being the only team in the league where the hands down unquestioned best player isn't a captain after being a captain in the last two years just it's a half measure and so I think that's foolish I think that what Tyreek did at the end of the year was awful and if the dolphins wanted to sever ties at that time so be it they can't once you they can't Nick they can't right so then you just got a grin and bear it then the public

the public message needs to be ah we don't listen to Tyreek he says a bunch of crazy stuff they guy runs super fast and is a great receiver and we love him and yeah what you can't do is be like we don't want you we don't trust you but we need you that's not going to work we all know that's not going to work so I just felt like I feel like this is a half measure that I that I'm not a fan of I'm also curious for you guys I don't know what would be more interesting because I think either of these is possible do what would if type do you think it's on the board that Tyreek was voted a captain and Mike McDaniel was like nope cook

the book that's what I said it was just theorized earlier in the show today that that nobody whatever it's the perfect crime let me run another theory by you Nick so I think that maybe Tyreek comes in and he's feeling some remorse for how he's handled situations. And he said, you know what, guys, I don't want to be a captain this year. And he showed that he really is a true leader and team captain by removing himself from the ability to be a team captain, showing both maturity and growth. Yes. And if that happened, then you know what I do to really put a nail in the coffin

of this story. When I'm Mike McDaniel announcing the captains, I announce all of them. And then I say, and one more. Back! Tyreek Hill! And everyone clap, oh yeah, Ty! Because here's the thing, like, and this is, there would be nothing, what in again, I don't think this happened, and this is unfair to two up, but it is a fun thought exercise. What if Mike McDaniel's counting the votes and he's like, we got a problem on our hands, boys? Tyreek got more votes than two. Like, what we can't do is have that, have that be the situation. Now, he said it was overwhelming for the situation. six guys who got it and that's fine. I just, he was, I think Tyreek was never a captain with Kansas City, which that's the other way to go is be like, ah, this guy does a lot of things. Leadership's not one of them, so we're never going to put that on his, on his plate. But when he's been the captain in the previous two years, this is a little messy, in my opinion. Hard knocks concluded

last night, it's the most boring hard knock season ever. I know how you feel about the bills. Did you watch any of that? I have not watched Hard Knocks the last couple of years. And when you say you know how I feel about the bills, you mean the only person in sports media who's been right about them every single year the last five years, including last year when people said, you know, actually it's a rebuilding year.

And old Bill's troll, Bill's hater, Nick Wright, was like, nope, they're going to be in the AFC championship game right again. And I actually think that's going to happen again this year. I did not see it. I did see Sean McDermott yesterday. in his annual, maybe even semi-annual at this point, press conference where he's like, people don't understand what great human beings live in Western New York.

And like, what, how amazing our fans are and doing that whole thing because there is some weird monopoly on like Americana, inversely correlated to how awesome your city is. And so he then, he then said twice. He was like, I'm so sick of hearing about the bills and the Super Bowls. They made four straight Super Bowls. That will never happen again. Oh, really, sir?

Well, that's interesting because the team that kicks your teeth in every suit, every playoffs has made three straight. That feels to me like a Freudian guarantee that the Chiefs aren't making the Super Bowl. Noted. I haven't noted. I haven't noted alongside all of the nonsense I've heard about the defining dynasty of the defining sport of our time. And no one ever again

will make four straight Super Bowls unless, of course, the Chiefs do what they do every year, which is make the Super Bowl. In terms of hurt for you personally, where you invest your mouth and your heart, last year's loss in the Super Bowl for you and money, yes, and money.

Your feelings when you lost the Super Bowl last year to Philadelphia and loudly had proclaimed that you wouldn't lose, where did that one rank? in terms of after it's over, you're actually hurting. Worst sports loss of my life, Dan. Thanks for bringing it up on the eve of the new season.

Is it the worst? It's the worst sports loss of your life. Just financially? It hit for the trifecta. Financially, professionally, emotionally, all of it. You know, I'm a max pleasure, Max Payne guy. I know Dan likes the trials and travails of my, you know, financial gain and ruin.

so I'll tell you guys a fun little one, then I'll get to the real emotion of it. I had obviously made a lot of bets before the year and during the year, Chief's Future Betts. I also am in a very, it's kind of convoluted, but it is a gambling, what I will call consortium, where future bets are traded like stocks, and you can be like, hey, I'll give you a hundred shares of the Chiefs for 200 shares of the Lions and doesn't matter. Moral of the story is going into that Super Bowl because I am such a sharp gambler, I was in a position where if the Chiefs lost the game, I lost less than $10,000. But if they won the game, I won close to 80 because of all the swaps and trades I've made.

So for a normal person, that would be the action. but I'm like I can't not bet the actual game too so Chiefs minus two and a half give me a lot of that they're gonna win by a field goal then they got curb stumped so that wasn't great the reason it's the worst sports loss in my life Dan is a couple

the cup you know multi-fold one is Prima Holmes the Chiefs never played in big games I heard my you know my dear friend and mentor Colin Coward say Patrick Mahomes got dropped in the greatest situation any player had ever been in the Kansas City Chiefs in the 30 years before Patrick Mahomes had gotten there, won one playoff game. In the 50 years before he had gotten there,

they've been to one conference championship game. In the seven years since he's been there, they've been to seven straight and five Super Bowls, but that's neither here nor there. It was emotionally devastating because they entered that day with the opportunity to become the greatest team in the history of American team sports, and that's now gone.

Like, if you win three straight Super Bowls, you know, and get to win four out of five, or I'm sorry, it would have been four out of six, and all of it, you're just minted. And I, do I think that they're ever going to have a chance to win, like win one game be the greatest team of all time? That'll probably never happen again. So yeah, that's why it was devastating on all fronts.

Luckily, in 30 hours, that's last year. And last year might as well be 100 years ago. We're into 2025. what are you excited about this season beyond the chiefs oh so much i'm excited about the annual tradition of it's not lamar's fault look at the EPA per play i'm very excited about that i'm very excited about the the the cope that we're going to have in late january when Lamar either wins another MVP or comes close to it and I listen to all the smartest football people I know explain to me how he's actually playing the quarterback position at the highest level ever and if you look at all of his interceptions last year when there were only four

three of them actually weren't his fault he's solved it and then when once again he plays one of his worst games of the year in the playoffs they're like sample size you moron you think the results matter You idiot, you Neanderthal, you think there's such a thing as a big game quarterback. Haven't you seen the Ravens DVOA? I'm excited for that. I'm excited for what I think could be a monster year from Baker Mayfield and a team that I think's going to make the Super Bowl, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. I am very excited about that.

And I am also excited to see what, the rationale come around week 14 when Kansas City is about to clinch the AFC West, how all the folks who were like, well, listen, I know Mahomes is great, but have you seen Bo Nix what they're saying? Because that is, there is no hotter take out there on the sports marketplace than Bo Nix is going to be the guy that dethrones the greatest quarterback of all time, and that's going to age quite poorly. help yourself. You couldn't help yourself, though. I asked you non-chiefs division, and you always bring it back to the chiefs. You cannot have an interest that doesn't somehow involve

the chiefs. I asked you non-chiefs division. Dan's, Dan, it's 1938, Dan's hosting a physics talk show, and he's like, hey, non-Einstein, tell me what you want. And then you end up referencing somebody and he's like, you, you, Rube, where's Oppenheimer when you need him? I don't know, man. Yeah, you're right. I do think that the, that in 20, in the 2020s, the Kansas City Chiefs and Patrick Mahomes are the main character of the movie and everyone else is supporting actors. I don't like your hostility and I think it's born just because Pablo's having a big morning.

Big morning. I think that that's what the problem is, that you're just, that you're, that Pablo's having a big morning and you hate it? And there's nothing you can. I don't hate it. That's the thing.

I think I really legitimately respect the, and I think important, important niche he's carved out. And I mean, you, there's no other way to in six, be do you know how groundbreaking your work has to be to in six months become you know according to Time magazine a more influential podcaster than Joe Rogan or Dan Levitard I mean those guys have been working at it for 30 years or 20 years um and I I want listen

here's the deal I want to root for Pablo but then occasionally things like his name being in the mini crossword and him tweeting it okay fine I'd probably do the same thing but then also tagging in the picture the Peabody Awards makes it to where I just can't I just can't see that exist and not react like it's again, I'm happy for the guy, I suppose. And the work he's doing is in our silly cartoon world quite important. And I do like the fact that he's actually getting the documents and doing journalism. I don't know, you know, I'd like, I haven't followed up on the Malik Beasley expose because I thought he had him dead to rights and then I guess the feds disagree. I don't

know. I actually tend to side with Pablo on it. So there's a lot of these things. that I think are relevant and good but then like again there was there was a moment in time where Pablo is doing the mini crossword he sees his name and he's like this is awesome and then he's like I should screenshot it and then he's like I should I shouldn't just text this to my mom or my friends I should tweet it and then right before he hit hit send he was like any should I anybody I should tag should I tag the New York York Times? No. Everyone knows

its times. What if I tag the Peabody Award? That's just, I'm sorry, that's hilarious. That is objectively hilarious and I can't get over it. I just can't. Tim's new scrambled egg loaded croissant.

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Alcohol and select markets. Product availability may vary by Regency app for details. Don Lebertard. All right, we got to go back out there. That was big. Wake him up. Uh-oh. He doesn't want to be bothered anymore.

Now it's getting tense because he didn't need that as a result. He needs something that happens. You can see it. Mother Ethel is. Can we bother? Are we bothering you right now? Turn on your microphone, Greg. My microphone's on.

Stugats. Paint the scene. The paint the scene is I got to go to work. Good night. This is the Dan Lebatar show with the Stugat. you're not wrong i mean i thank you i love pablo but that was worth lampooning that that is worth yes also also worth lampooning is that he joined us to talk about his story today from the harvard club uh but what did you think about the actual story what was your reaction to reading some of the deed

you've read on what you'd agree would be the biggest sports story of our day. Yes, before football starts? It's the most important sports story of the day. Now, first things first just got expanded, so it's three hours long. I'm not sure if we have quite enough time in those three hours to talk about Kauai Leonard on the eve of football. But if maybe if we get to a fourth hour, I think we would have fitted in. Here, I mean, honestly, you're going to hate this. answer but my my reaction is these are the these are the lengths the league has to go to prevent LeBron from getting six rings it's just unbelievable he was gonna sign with the Lakers they was gonna have AD and Kauai and rip off a whole bunch of

them and then they're like we'll look the other way pay him extra he wants to be in LA but we we can't have that happen so that was my first reaction my second reaction is it seems a little clumsy like I in today's day and age I would have thought there's easier ways for a multi-billionaire to slide a guy a few million bucks like maybe maybe Balmer and Kauai if this is true need to spend a little more time in the high-stakes gambling world there's there's a lot of ways to transfer millions of dollars that don't involve notarized contracts with LLCs like that seemed odd but that's I I'm impressed I'm impressed that they got the info

I do think it's noteworthy my guess is this gets a little swept under the rug but any time you can get you can include in your media that cool like voice disorder thing it's a win like I'm a big fan of that and in the in the in if we were to stack up all of the instances someone was like, I need the face and voice distortor. I don't know where whistle blowing on Kauai Leonard's extra money ranks on it. But it's, you know, it is, that is, I think, charming as well. I'm surprised to hear you say, though, that you're underwhelmed as you are by what might be the ramifications of this. So it doesn't make your three hours of conversation today because I do believe whatever you imagine the penalties are going to be here.

I gave you the penalties today, there would be no circumstance under which you would tell me that's not a story you're talking about. Oh, so that's actually, if you know, if you guys all pull back the curtain a bit, that's actually one of the reasons that I don't think we're going to talk about it today on the show is it, to me, it goes one of two ways. Either the NBA turns a blind eye, in which case it's a story, but like what it's a better written article long-form podcast thing than seven-minute television segment or there's real penalties and if there's real penalties then we'll

have obviously ample time to talk about it I don't I would I would set the over under at penalty for this at one and a half second round picks and I would probably take the under because my guess is this is and this is this is not a shot at the story or the reporting at all this is more about the league my guess is it's just easier for them to be like they like we got to kind of do nothing because the real penalty it feels like a max min situation the real penalty would be way way way worse than what happened to joe smith and or the timber wolves is it joe smith Yeah, the Timberwolves of Joe Smith.

And I don't, do we think the NBA wants to just generationally kneecap, you know, the Clippers and that new arena? Not the NBA, but the other owners. I believe the other owners will be pissed off enough about this. And what you said, which is the Lakers could have had him and we're going to have him and the Clippers evidently cheated in order to get it. Or does Nick think that the other owners are like, damn it, they're on to our circumvention. Right. well that's there I want to be very careful with this okay and so careful that I don't even want to say the names go on um there was a very unique thing that happened with one of the

league's absolute super marquee franchises and super marquee players like seven years ago where a player a player who was a clear max player arguably one of the very, very best players in the league, took less money on an extension than he could have. And it saved, it was like $6 million less than he could have gotten, and it saved the team zero dollars in cap space. They were over the cap, whatever. But it saved the owner like, again, 30 million, call it, in luxury tax, okay?

But it didn't help the team on the court at all. was no competitive reason to do it it was you know a hundred millionaire player losing out on six million so the owner who's a multi-billionaire could save 30 and it never made sense and the only way that to me ever made sense was if the owner was like hey man uh rather than me send the league office 30 million to pay you six here's a flash drive that's got 10 million in crypto on it. I'm going to leave that on the table and you figure out whatever contract you want. Like I, I always felt like that specific instance was so illogical that there had to be like, okay, we'll make you a hole on the back end. Maybe it wasn't as simple as the, you know,

crypto drive, but something. And so I do, I wonder how prevalent things similar to this are, just maybe not as ham-handed as a no-show contract. Can you guys look up for me some of the information on Anthony Carter with the Heat? Because I remember something happened with him where... I remember it very well. Okay, tell Nick the details on this because I assumed that the Heat had some sort of side deal because of what Anthony Carter and his agent ended up doing. Yeah, I mean, Nick, we're talking back.

This is 2004, and Anthony Carter had a player option, which he, his agent, forgot to opt into the money that the heat now didn't have to pay him allowed them to sign Lamar Odom and Anthony Carter ended up missing out on back then what was a pretty significant amount of money and it really benefited the heat and I always thought you know what because I don't think even Anthony Carter fired his agent after it I was like ah you know he's being made hole somewhere along the way was that the agent like it's an agent who would never make that mistake was that Bill Duffy like but you think you think this is a whole hummer that the NBA is just going to skip past.

I don't, I, again, because I poked fun at Pablo, I, I don't want it, I don't want to, uh, be misconstrued here. I do not think this is a whole hum story. I think this is legitimately excellent journalism. I think it is,

I, it seems like they've got them dead to rights. I think it is to cut, it is the path of least resistance is to find a way to skip pass it I didn't think it was and again people get very I again I'll try to be careful I didn't think it was a whole hummer when it was like hey crazy thing maybe the greatest baseball player ever certainly of our

generation his translator has simply the greatest credit limit of any gambler in America oh okay no problem Nothing to see here. At some, I, that never, and again, maybe this is because I'm very fluent in like legitimate kind of high stakes gambling worlds. That's the type of credit limit that really can only be extended to someone

who is known to have tens of millions of dollars. And I didn't, now again, maybe the translator just had the worst bookie and they just, you know, maybe they thought he's backstop. I don't know. That, to me, felt like there's, it doesn't quite make sense to me. But the easiest thing for everyone was to be like, that guy is a gambling addict. That guy's a gambling addict with a very irresponsible bookmaker.

It's like, okay. Like, that struck me as odd. And so sometimes I think on these things, the path of least resistance is the way the path people go. He is the host of What's Right with Nick Wright. He's on FS1's First Things First. You can watch them on First Things First Weekdays at 3 p.m. Eastern on FS1. We have less than 50 seconds left. Your answer or rebuttal to your nemesis, Mina Kimes, claiming that you fraudulently had two different number one teams, that you told her the Ravens are the best team in the NFL.

And then months later, you went on with Dan Patrick and said the chiefs are the best team in the NFL. Wow. Okay. Well, Mina sets up her show where that it's, it's. She gives you a binary choice. She says I think it was eagles or ravens. I could only pick one of them And so Mina is Mina and I I almost have to be clear on this because my bosses and her friends thought our like we were really had a real beef and so I actually adore Mena and You know and she's obviously much much smarter about you know the the most boring parts of football than me I can kind of just see the actual

landscape of the league better. But I had no choice there. And Mina cannot question my take integrity. There's a lot of things. You can make fun of my nose. You can say I might have a gambling problem. You can be, you can question how I, you know, got the platform that I did. All those things, you can call me outright obnoxious. That's fine. Do not question my commitment to take integrity in any circumstance. So that's, that's what happened. Obviously, I think the chiefs of the best team in the league. But again, I'm not as as smart as the folks that are like, actually, if you look at adjusted EPA over a five-year stretch, the Ravens are historically great, and the playoffs, they don't really matter.

By the way, subscribe to the podcast, please, you guys' listeners, I would appreciate it. What's right with Nick Wright, thank you. It is great, and he does it with his son, and he said, he said we can make fun of his nose. He said we can make fun of his nose. Dan, I have something better than that. This is not germane to the conversation. Dan, I have something better than that. Lewis, can you pull up?

He met somebody that is very famous online, and I was very excited to see this collaboration. Once we get it on the screen, it's going to be exciting. Nick, you, Nick, you met Coozine. Oh, this is good. Looking into a mirror. You have Coozine. Me and Coogeen.

This was a good bit. This was a good bit we did. Oh, my God. Me and Coogeen. Yeah. Me and Coogeen. That was a good bit. Yeah.

Again, what's right with Nick Wright? He does it with its sun, it's different, and he's allowing us to make fun of his nose. So there it is. He said it is casting indeed a shadow on his teeth. Casing a shadow on your teeth. Nick, it's good to see you. We'll talk to you, Sam. Send me some of those peanuts.

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