The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Top 5 Things That Connote Jury Duty

Episode Date: March 24, 2026

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This is the Dan Levatore show with the Stucats podcast. Before we go any further, because I don't want to be aggregated just doing the thing to Orlovsky that everyone does, which is there was that one play that one time that any of us would have run terrified out of the end zone on. And it's an indictment of his credibility. It is a tribute to his work ethic and he is maniacal. And his information that he has climbed to the top of this particular business, which is easier than the one that he did before, because he's really good. And so when he says all of a sudden in hot take land,

Hey, Mendoza, the number one pick, hey, this guy over here is better. And then you tell me their agencies are together. And you also tell me that the information age is totally polluted on matters of credibility. I'm genuinely asking all of you, what's fair critique here when somebody who's got, when the person who's got the take is compromised, even though in perhaps this instance he really believes it, and it's not a compromise, but he's giving you a take. No one else is giving you. about a 190 pound quarterback and is also represented by the same agency.

What's conflict there on information and what's not? Well, I think we got to look at Orlowski's track record. He's been a guy who's, you know, he doesn't typically go for hot takes, right? And this isn't a, I think, a feathers width between, right? If you're on the fence between two picks and you go with the guy that's rep by the same agency, that's way more likely than I'm going to go out on a limb on something I don't. Simpson probably wouldn't be the number two pick in the last 10 drafts before this one. But he's in this draft. That's the only point that matters.

I think if you're an NFL team, who needs a quarterback, you're doing so much due diligence that it really doesn't matter to you what even a respected analyst is saying. But you guys are saying, though, that the information can be possibly polluted enough that Olovsky is doing sales on something subjective on television on behalf of a, of a teammate. On behalf of a teammate. I think you are exaggerating it. Again, I think if you're on the fence between two things,

then I think maybe, yeah, maybe you lean towards your guy, quote, unquote. And by the way, just having this being rep by the same agency doesn't necessarily mean, I love my agent and everyone he represents right. But lean on or no one else is saying this. But see, that's my point. Because it's such a stark take. We're not like on the fence between two prospects. It's such a start take.

Then I have to believe that Dan O'Loski truly believes it and isn't doing lip service because that's not what his track record has been throughout his career. It's kind of like when Mel Kuiper Jr. would not let go that he believes Jimmy Cawson was the best quarterback in that draft. And it ended up being a huge embarrassment for him. We'll see how this one plays out. No one else in media is saying Ty Simpson's the best quarterback in this draft. They're not really held in direct comparison. So I just threw it out there that this is something that the Internet is talking about.

about when it comes to Dan Orlovsky. I do think that Dan Orlosky has a ton of integrity, though. I think so too. And he's perfectly titled to his opinion on Simpson. However, I do think a guy like Orlovsky is obliged to say, now, full transparency, we have the same agent. But I would like that. Has he? Does he? Should he? I don't know. Okay, but wait a minute. You're a point. I don't think he needs to do it. No, I don't think he needs to do it. I think it would be nice. I think this is related to the conversation that we were having about Schaefter last week and in the information age where these newsbreaking personalities are also represented by these agencies that represent the athletes they cover.

Their data points and you as a consumer has to be informed about some of that stuff. Or you can just go on the whims of your mobile alerts and live life delightfully. I think there's also a difference, Mike, between analyst and newsbreaker. newsbreaker, for sure. There are all sorts of conflicts of interest and things like that that may be playing a role, particularly when they, because in theory it's supposed to be just a factual thing, so-and-so sign. So I'll give you a great example. Cam Thomas got waived by the bucks.

But when you read Shams Sharani a tweet about it, it's not just he was released by the bucks. It's like all this stuff that makes you understand, oh, this information is coming from someone who clearly likes Cam Thomas a lot and feels like he didn't get a fair shake in Milwaukee. It's not coming from the bucks. So that's the stuff to me where it's a lot more important. When you talk about analysis, these are people's opinions and they are less likely to be influenced by things like that, I think, than they are than someone who is a news reporter. I agree.

And the show that he contributes to most to get up. It's framed as like have a take, defend it, do something provocative with it. I'm a fan of when analysts, an analyst, not necessarily the newsbreakers, put their names to this stuff. I remember when Ron Jaworski was saying Colin Kaepernick is going to be one of the greatest quarterbacks ever. He, for his own channel, provided weeks' worth of content and draft buildup. That's a part of this, too. I think the fact that they're repped by the same agency, and he's coming out and saying this, I think it gives more credit to what he's saying, to how strongly he believes.

this opinion because he can't be dumb enough to not think that people out there are going to try and connect dots. Obviously, it's transparent enough that dots are going to be connected, but you know what, I don't care because I really do feel this way. So I'm going to say it anyway. I think it means that he feels even stronger about the opinion. I don't disagree, but I think that credibility is enhanced if he's out front with it rather than have it reported as if he's trying to hide something. You want him to say every time he's got a Ty Simpson opinion and full disclosure, I'm represented by the same agent.

That would just be a weird. It'd be a weird thing to hear on like NFL lives. I don't know how people found that out. I don't know if he has done it one time. I don't think what Greg Cody is suggesting here is correct. But I do find all of this, all of this fascinating because everyone's at the trough every day looking for the different thing to say. There are trolls and people who want clicks and all over the place.

he's not one of them. He's got the power. He's climbed to the top of the business, and he's done it by doing his homework. He's meticulous about studying film. I know some people who do this well. Chris Sims will speak very highly of Malik Willis. He's breaking down all the film. Very few people are doing that. Arlovsky is one of them. He has outworked people to get where he is. But his opinion here is different from everyone else measuring quarterbacks, and he's not a click monster. He doesn't care about that. That opinion, is damning for all time because he's saluting a quarterback who'd be the worst taken in the first round in 10 years. When you say daming for all time, it could be viewed as an exaggeration,

but look, I remember these takes. I just cited Mel Kiper and Ron Jaworski from the top of my dog. But how could those words not help him climb in the draft with one GM who knows all of this, knows Orlovsky's good at his job and is saying, this person thinks he's a scout? I also wouldn't couch it as that negative of a thing. Again, just a data point. You draw your own conclusion, but there's a benefit to being in the same agency. You do get to know the other client a little bit better. You do have access to insight that other people wouldn't have on Ty Simpson because of it.

Not everything is just spin and a nefarious plot to dominate the news stream and become a daytime sports topic. I don't think that's what the seeds are here, but I do think it's interesting that you take it into account. Is it silly if I ask, like let's say he is doing it. He's being so positive about Ty Simpson because they're in the same agency. Let's just entertain that for a second. What does Dan Orlovsky gain out of that? Like if he doesn't do it, is his agent not going to work as hard for him? He's making provocative TV.

It's good for, it's good for Dan Orlovsky. Why is he supporting? Why is it because they're rep by the same agency? Why does that mean anything to Dan Orlovsky? I hear you. I think it should, it's one of those things that honestly. Hey, remember that time? You didn't support my other client.

I'm not going to work hard for you. I think it matters a little bit more if this fails. And the next time he does something with perhaps a client that is also in his agency, that would be a reflection on him. I think things like this, being rep by the same agency, really matters most when you have the coaching carousel. because that is absolutely manipulated by agents pumping names to insiders, getting them attention and forcing them in these conversations where they wouldn't be candidates otherwise. There's a huge difference to the agent if Ty Simpson is drafted second overall versus 19th or 24 overall. What is that Dan Olovsky's job?

Huge difference. And one of the things that you need to consider, too, both with the draft and with coaching carousel is not just the newsmaker, not just the client, but also the general managers are also getting fed stuff because they're also repped by the same agents. So the agents are just kind of controlling this whole thing. Luckily sports, for the most part, is a meritocracy, and all these things come out in the wash. Looking for something that gets the adrenaline pumping?

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Wait a minute. You guys. It's a Tuesday. Stugats. Here's your guide. Greg Cody, we're back in my day. Okay, here it is. Adultery.

No. Yeah. We are. Back. I'm waiting for this one. This is the Dan Lebatar show with the Stugats. You guys haven't answered the question that would need it to be answered about 40 minutes ago, which is, is he any, is he an eagle or is he a turkey? Oh, I'm sorry.

I mean, you were going to soar. I didn't even hear the best. You were once an eagle. You were once an eagle and now you're a turkey because you clipped your wing on you. Chad, Hennie? He was trying to give us a love. launch pad to a great new game show. Did you see how exciting he was?

We have not seen that happen to a mean since American Ninja Warrior. Hold on. Wow. Hold on. No, you were going to take flight and then you fell in the pool. That's what just happened. You guys saw it on a game show. You were an eagle, my friend. And now you're a turkey.

I didn't know that's swiveled, man. No one told me it swiveled. Is it still the most viewed video in the history of American Ninja Warrior? I don't think it was ever the most. It was one of the most. Like how many you think it's at right now? Of all the videos, that's among it. No, no, no.

It was number one for a while. It was number one for a while. Did it get topped by something else? Probably some school mom or whatever. All right. Well, Jeremy can look it up or Roy, either one of you. I'm on it. That's not even it.

Had you not seen it? Had you not seen it? I know of it, but I don't think I've seen it. Wait a minute. That's the second one. That's not the first one. That was the crappy sequel. That was the Paul Pierce-Michael Beatle bet.

That is funny that's a sequel, though. He just runs into it. Well, I don't think if we're going to play the Eagles and Turkey's game, I believe that that is right where Amin's career soared off into a ditch. That was my zenith. NBC execs coming up to me and be like, yo, we love you. And I'm like, what's happening here? And that's when I discovered they said, they told me,

your video was one of the most viewed American Ninja Warrior videos ever, and that blew me away. But just one of. Not that crappy sequel either, which you regretted doing, right? After the fact you were trying to go to the same well, you're all wet. No, that one, I had $10,000 on the line. Paul Pierce and Michelle Beatle said they were going to give me $10,000, well, $10,500. But Paul Pierce is going to give me $10,000. And if you watch the beginning of that clip.

If you made it through the whole thing, well, just that first one. Oh, my gosh. And so literally, literally, right before I run, like the Akbar and Matt Isman are on the call and said, there's Michelle Beatle and Paul Pierce, they're here to support of me,

and they're here to support him, and they cut to me, and I'm doing the money sign because I'm looking at Paul and said, get ready to pay up. And so I started going, well, not this one, but I start going step by step and I start thinking about what I'm going to spend this money on.

Oh, my God. I'm going to get a new car. What am I going to do with this money? You were that confident? Dan, I was running perfectly. on this thing. And then I suddenly I remembered, oh my God, wait a second, the rope. And I didn't realize there was one more step.

And so I jumped prematurely. I should have taken one more step and then jump. Such a four jump. I know, but I was, I panicked. I was thinking about money, man. I can't help it. All right. We're going to get a recreation of this because I don't even remember this. The sequel was so much worse than the first one. The sequel was great. Money on the line. Okay, you got money on the line. Exiting the screen.

No, but that's the original. I think you guys got it right that time, but that's from highly questionable. I don't believe that that, yeah, that's, is that the first one? That's the original. That's the one where it's swivel. It's swivel, see? Look at it, and swivel. The pause.

Don't laugh at me. Yo, Zad, you're the last one's in the last. Exit scene. Yo, you couldn't even play hockey. You got winded just standing there. I love how he just leaves the scene. That's a T-shirt. That's the Michael Jordan.

It's the opposite of what Mike. Do you realize that t-shirt right there, that t-shirt is something at Levitartreif.com that should be a secret code between friends of the show who remember the most few. That right there should be an emblem, I mean, for everything you're selling as the fallen executive who wanted to do the game show hosting of Turkey and Eagle

and fell on his way, just like he did out of the screen there, in trying to announce the game. Do you want to play Turkey or Eagle? Fuck this show, man. Okay, I guess not. We're not going to play Turkey or Eagle. Oh, wow. Chris Cody, Jeremy, can you get me some information

or Roy, I'm sorry, I'm continuing to get confused. Yeah, that's SIGFried, I'm Roy. Yeah. Can you guys get me some information please on what Amin is claiming, which is whether that's the most viewed video in the history of that show. You saw that, look, man, there's nothing better on television than that, people falling down.

We can make television for the rest of time. AI can replace human beings. People falling down, embarrassing themselves. You can watch that video for three straight hours or videos like it, that comparable shame, and you can laugh in a mean. Easiest television that gets made. Amin Al Hassan, in that show's history, that show has a lot of falls.

Hell, we did, you guys need to get Charlie Hume. That, if this one, if Charlie Hume were more famous, what happened to Charlie Hume on American Ninja Warrior would be the video that replaces Amin because of how he hit his balls on a, on a structure that was not meant for balls. Am I wrong? Do I have an ink? If I say, which is the better video? You have that right.

It wasn't made for balls. Which is the funnier video. Amin or Charlie Hume? I think it was a difference of fame because people like Paul Pierce could laugh at former executive Amin Al Hassan embarrassing himself on the Ninja Warrior course. But it was also about the context of the confidence

before Amin was talking so much shit. As he does, speaking of, I have no proof that this is one of the most viewed videos in the history of American Ninja Warriors. All the videos, that's certainly one of them. There's a whole bunch of them. They all come up before this one. I have the sound of Charlie, but it doesn't do it justice.

Like we have the isolated one, His, you know, junk hit the thing. We're efforting for the video. Roy, did you ever get to, I'm sorry, Sigfried, did you ever get to this part of the obstacle course that Charlie Hume fell on the second thing, fell balls first, and then fell comedically cartoonishly into the water. If you were somebody who was drawing a cartoon to be funny,

this is how somebody would hit their balls against something. It would make a horrible sound, and then you'd just cling. Didn't he cling with his leg strapped around? the thing and then get splashed into the water. It seemed terribly painful. It was a better and more embarrassing video than a means. Yes, I got further than anyone, I believe. But did you get over that obstacle?

The obstacle that Charlie got to was the second or the third obstacle. And I think that's a great degree of difficulty on that obstacle. And I don't think you got past the same obstacle. No, I believe it was the same obstacle that I ended up failing on. So you, but you can speak to how hard it is to get over that particular obstacle. Oh yeah, it's absolutely difficult, difficult to get over that one. Okay, they found, we have it. They found the Charlie Hume video.

I'm sorry, I know there are things going on. I'm sorry to the video staff for making them running around so much today. But, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's the same one. Balls don't lie. So the crowd, you can hear the crowd, and the crowd.

and the crowd will tell you what happened here, and then the splash. Oh, wow, that hurts. But the timing, the comedic timing perfection of, I want you to hear the echo of my balls have been hit by a sharp object, not a sharp object, but an object that would make it thud with uncommon human hurt that both genders would understand, and then the splash.

Was he hurt? Yes. What kind of question is that? What are you shitting me? What human being? ever other than a genderless dog. Wait, what human being wouldn't be hurt doing that? The greatest Ninja Warrior videos, Jeremy, are what?

There are other people falling more funny and violently than that? No, they're all successful. Also, I'm pretty sure that the most famous Louis of all time is black. That's a good callback. Greg Cody said during the break, I'm the most regular man in America, and also, and he's had an old show today. Also, harrumphed, like, out of the side of his mouth, too many text chats.

Oh, my God, group chats. They're out of control. If you're having a group chat about who poops the most, you get too much free time. Okay, but you're not offering any context to the audience at all on... Everyone knows about the poop chat, Dan. I don't want to reveal anybody else's bathroom habits. Greg, you came back into this room and you announced, I'm the most regular man in America. There was a conversation

that had taken place that you were overhearing. All the coffee. So you brought in here, I'm the most regular man in America. And what trailed behind you was Chris Cody saying that in one of his poop chats, a person that I think should remain anonymous for the moment. I think we're good saying it.

You could say it. Brad Williams. Shit's a lot, dude. So he says, I got the numbers behind it. 83 days in this year so far, he's pooped 121 times. So this, Greg. Yeah, roughly 1.4 per day.

Yeah, 1.46. After hearing that, you came in here and announced, I'm the most regular man in America drawn into what was a text chat that reveals this information because of Mien and Mike and Brad Williams and Chris Cody. They're regularly disgusting in wanting to discuss. We're just friends wanting to make sure our friends are regular. No, it's weird, and I don't brag about it. You did when you walked in the studio.

Well, I had a private conversation with my friend, and he betrayed the privacy of it. I'm the most regular man in America. You announced it. You were striding with pride. I announced it as an aside off the record. You said it wasn't that much. What you were really suggesting is that you were unimpressed by... That is too much. Brad Williams is going to the bathroom too much.

Please make that the episode description. Brad Williams is too much for a human being to be going to the bathroom. That is not regular. That's irregular. That is close to illness. Now people are speculating. He could have like a smaller area to hold the poop. So he's maybe creating the same amount of poop.

And it's just forcing it out more. You're arguing low man wins on poop chat? Great. Great. I think this is good. Look, regularity is overrated. You said you're the most regularity. man in America.

Let me give you an example. I'm the kind of guy who can go on demand. What number was that? Number was what? I'm the kind of guy. Oh, yeah, that's in there. Okay, two. That was in the top 50.

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Yeah. I'm hard. Thank you. Wow. Stugats. So am I, actually. I don't know why. This is the Dan Lebatar show with the Stugats.

Where are we in the top 50? Where are we in your top five? Look, let's close out the show the way Greg wants to. Okay, let's let him just shit on all of it at the end. How's a good one? But can he do it in the voice of Joe Biden? Let no, please, God know. How about Kathleen Turner?

Yes, I'll take Kathleen Turner. Let's do it. Top five. Here we go. Ready? Greg Cody wants to do top five somethings. wanted to do it while someone else was doing the top five got jealous of someone else's top five here they are gregg cody's top five what as kathleen turner top five top five top five top five

all right let's do it any o'll i no you're kathleen turner it's a mount greggmore which is a top five what's a mount gregg more is my mount rushmore is top four the mount gregg more does it better by being top five why is there a mount gregg four on the shitty greg kodi featuring gregg cody self-narcissistic That's the bracket challenge. That's the bracket challenge. That's Greg Ford. We haven't even gotten to. With.

So you want these top five things that can know jury duty? Number five, the famous movie, Jury Asick Park. You're supposed to be Kathleen Turner. I don't know how to do Cater. Stepped on a banker. Just do it. Just do your Bidon. I can't believe you stepped on that.

Just do your Biden. Just do your buying, you know. Number four. English actor Chris Jury. Number three, Aaron Judge. Number two, 1978 49ers defensive back Bob Jerry. And number one, jury Seinfeld.

Brutal. I mean, right? Zaz, let's cover this for a second. You're, look, Zaz, Saz, he judges you. He thinks he's a better jury. He thinks he's better? Yeah, I never said any of that. You don't think you're a better journalist than Zaz?

Well, I do because I don't consider Zaz to be a journalist. All right, you judged Zaz all the time. Your comedic judgment on that, it was astounding. Thank you. Wait until you hear Mount Gregg four. Well, why is Mount Gregg four different than Mount Greg Moore, which is different than Rushmore? Why are we doing this?

Explain it, Dad. Rushmore is four. Greg Moore is five. Why is there Greg four? because it's four brackets with five each. Right. So it's an amalgamation. The Mount Greg four is he has four categories that are related to March Madness, four categories.

And in those, he gives his Mount Gregmore. So there's five things from each of those four. And then the fans will vote. And the winner of each of those categories will face each other in a final four. And we have the vote is going on right now. So go to my show's social media and vote for. the four poles, the great, Mike four polls.

Okay. What are the four topics? Wait, we've got to get him to stop talking for a second, unless you want him to just flam out, blow out at the end of the show. You've got, Chris, how much am I going to have to teach you about how to produce your father? Okay. There is nothing left in this

tank except a little bit of how do I promote my podcast. It's the only reason he's here when I asked him before the show, what are you excited about? You haven't been here in a while. He's like, my podcast. Go Biden. Not Greg Ford. Yeah, yeah. I got some good stuff on the podcast.

Wait, wait. Siegfried make him Jimmy Durante? Yeah, yeah, I'm doing a hot. Thank you, Roy, thank you for understanding me. It's not Roy. Sigfried, thank you for understanding me. You're welcome. Sorry that you weren't the, I'm sorry

about everything that happened there. The late, Siegfried and Roy. Everything that happened there. Mall by Tiger, who could have seen him? Yeah, that was crazy. Crazy. They were lovers. Wow, man.

Who could have seen it coming? Tiger with an ass crack. I... Ethan would... Ethan wants to be on so much. He'd be happy to be the ass crack of a tiger. But it's funny because as bad as he wants to be on camera, he stayed underneath the desk the entire time. Just show us him above the desk.

Like, dude, show us your tiger head. You and Ethan cannot be entrusted together to pull off the Roy and Tiger game. You've already had those anti-Semitism remarks around there. And you know what the weakest link is? I'll tell you. right now. The weakest link is Ethan. Is that his costume? Is he still in costume? This is? He's still

just a terrible tiger. And the idea that I would see your ass-back... The opposite of Tony. Look, I just want everybody to see what I get, okay, because the ass crack is what I saw immediately after Chris had thrown a bunch of papers in the air. And he'd done it because his father was terrible, as he has been, all show.

Like, legendarily bad in a way that Zaslow just looks at him and says, yeah, he thought that... Not only did he think the Biden was funny, he thought that that was a good idea. I don't understand. Like, when I was doing, when I was reenacting the Scarface scene, you then said, what is Zaslo

doing? Yeah. Were you paying attention to the show? I'm guessing he hasn't seen Scarface and he wasn't listening to the show because he was only thinking about his podcast. Yeah, no, I haven't seen the show. Heard of it for sure. Our show. You think Scarface is a TV show? No, I've heard of the

he's talking about the movie Scarface. You've heard of Scarface, but you don't know what, so you have no idea what, you have not seen Scarfeet. Call it 30 second Greg Cody. I don't know that I've seen the movie, if that's what you're talking. I'm going to stay here for a second. Nancy Reagan? Because, no, not 32nd Greg Cody.

We're going to sink into the full of this, even though Tiger Woods is returning tonight, even though there's plenty to talk about and this show has had way too much silly today. But he's derailed it. At every turn, he's undercut me. He's not been good today. Sounds like Alex Jones on that podcast. Oh, my God. How drunk was he?

We can't be for sure. We want to be responsible. Can we? Come on. Yes. Around Alex Jones, you have to be responsible. That might have been just him. That might have been a death rattle.

Check on him. Thank you. Craig, all you've had today is thank you and acceptance speeches because you think you've been exceptional today? No, I never said that, did I? Yeah, he knows. It's literally how the show started today with him pointing and admiring himself. I'm a normal human being. What are you talking?

You have arrived at such full-blown narcissism that you came in here today. First time, you've been here two times in the last month because you've been drinking too much on vacation, cruising. You got sick from cruising. Blightened exaggeration. Yes or no? Yes or no? Yes or no? No. I did not get sick from cruising. You came back from vacation, did one show, and went straight to the doctor. That's true.

You came back from vacation, did one show. I had an acute respiratory infection. While here because laughing makes you call. Maybe a contributing factor. So we're killing you. Yes. Especially right now. You've been killing us all shit.

Okay. You're welcome. In Greg's defense, we got Boko right on. Yes. Thank you. Nobody says that to Dusty May but me. We also learned that Mount Rushmore's four, Greg Moore is five. Greg four is four things with five in it.

Roy is Sigfried and Jeremy is Roy. A lot going on today. Never seen. Scarface? Amine left. I don't think so. We got to get Turkey or Eagle tomorrow. We've got to play the game show either off air or on air. We've got to play Turkey Eagle. Off air. He wants to play... I mean wants to

play the game. Don't forget jury Seinfeld. That was terrible. Jury Seinfeld was funny. I thought you were going to go at least jury Judy to make like a pun on Jerry Judy. You had two juries. It was a terrible list, Greg. How did you think that... There's not a more famous

jury than Seinfeld unless it's rice in the The NFL. Greg, Zaslo, that's never happened. It is never in our show's history happened where somebody does a bit with his judgment and the person right across from him just says out loud can't even keep it to himself. That was terrible. Jealous.

You might not have been here for the day. I did that Schitt's Creek thing with Katie Nolan. That, no, you heard that your standard is so much higher than Greg's here. No, yes, that was brutal, for sure. Worst I've ever felt, and I felt real bad around here. Look at what I just did with Dusty. On Radio Row, Katie, just sitting there listening. Jury West.

He's told you how terrible it is. Like, that's borderline cruel. Is it not to tell a teammate out loud? Like, have you done a lot of that in your radio career where you just looked at your partner, somebody you're working with every day? And he's on an island making jokes. Jerry Jones.

And you just couldn't even help yourself. You blurted, that's terrible. I don't think I've ever been so blatantly disrespectful to a teammate. Jury Springer. Brue. Tom and Jerry. If this property isn't for you, South Beach Sessions is undergoing a refurbishing, and Mike Ryan and Chris Cody want to pitch me on something for South Beach Sessions. Dan, on the heels of the smashing success of your Diplo interview, and Diplo near or at the very top of his industry, we realize that this is a platform worthy of people that are the best at their craft.

So we have a sincere pitch for you. Hear us out. Manu. Yeah. We want you to interview Manu for South Beach sessions. He's the world's greatest back quarter. He has the emotion of a stone, right? You're not going to get anything out of him.

But I think if you play it straight, it could be both funny and engaging. He'll call you boss. What a draw. And what do I get in return for, some would say, mocking the platform that I treasure by bringing on the star of your defending champion highlight team to, he gives off a great deal of indifference both in his play and his casual elegance on the court and his interviews afterward. That's right.

Not a big talker. That's on you, though. What you get is the ability to talk to one of the greatest in the world of what they do and an episode. Yes. Crack that nut. An episode? You get an episode.

Potentially. We don't know if there's enough there. But we really want to see you take this crack. Yeah. If you think it helps, we can be there for support. Well, now I might take it on that. No, he'll see, Mike, I think if we do that, he's going to just, it'll all, it'll be us talking to do it. You might shut down, yeah.

That'll do. I'll do it with the two of you.