The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Episode Date: May 23, 2024

Comedy legend "Triumph the Insult Comic Dog" of the new game show "Let's Make a Poop" joins the show as our Trump correspondent, but he also has words for our show, John Tesh, David Zaslav, Mike Ryan, and Post Malone. Then, we discuss Dan potentially being left out of an ESPN documentary while Tony patrols the streets of Miami to find out if anyone knows where the Panthers play. Triumph's "Let's Make A Poop" live game show will be at The Den theatre in Chicago on Monday, June 3rd. And you can watch Triumph's special, "Let's Make A Poop" in San Francisco, with Weird Al Yankovic, Rob Schneider and many others on Triumph's YouTube Channel (@TriumphTheInsultComicDogHQ) or Team Coco's YouTube (@TeamCoco) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Don LeBattor Show with the Stugats Podcast. Hello, Triumph. Hello, can you hear me? We can hear you. Sound great. Why didn't you give a what's up doggy? I should have. Damn it I'm not smooth. Maybe not. What's up doggy? Why don't you introduce yourself to a comedy legend here Chris Cody go ahead I can't believe we've got and I can say this is a comedy legend because this is

a comedy legend I will not have anyone say otherwise why don't you introduce him the way that you like to introduce generally dogs? What up, doggy? Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is with us. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you for being on with us.

He's a legend and he has a game show, Triumph the Insult Comic Dogs, Let's Make a Poop. Let's Make a Poop, yes. You can watch it. I am here. It's all about a poop. Let's make a pool. Yes You can watch I am here you can watch about the live special on triumphs YouTube channel triumph the insult comment Comic dog HQ and on team team Coco's YouTube channel. Come on that good. It's that good. It's on to channel He is here though covering the Donald Trump trial for us from New York. Very happy to have you, Triumph.

Thank you for joining us. It's an honor to be here, Dan. But look, I'm a fan of the show and I just I have to before we get into the Trump stuff, I just have to talk about, you know, because you guys, this is way beyond sports. You guys break news all the time. Like just the other day on Twitter Twitter I see the headline, breaking. NBC has contacted John Tesh about reviving the iconic NBA on NBC theme song, Down Ball Rock. Well of course, I hurried to click. I hurried. I couldn't wait. I figured out how to do it. I don't have a thumb, but it worked out.

And I see the clip and you guys have Tesh on, and you're talking about it like this is a great thing and you're celebrating, oh, yes, even though we're losing inside the NBA, at least we're getting round ball rock. Hooray. What a great deal. We're trading Charles Barkley for John Tesh. That's a fair trade. Maybe

we can trade Kenny Smith for Yanni. You know, you realize this is the only good show left on regular television inside the NBA. It's better than half the games. But no, it's more important we get to hear that old song again when the game starts. A song nobody under 40 gives a shit about. No, you can't curse? Can I curse? Yes, you can curse, but I think you need to ask Robert to move his ear a little bit. Oh, it's you over here. Get with the program.

The guy's like 80 years old. Cut him some slack. He want an amateur. You've been on television for a long time. You would think he'd be able to. Wait a minute, you call this television? Slow down. Slow down.

Let's talk about the big truck. No, no, no, no, I have more. You guys, you're all there talking, oh, Teshie, you're going to get an orchestra of rain. You know, for what? That, that, that, that, that, whatever the f***, you know. What's the other, it sounds just like the TBS song. What's that?

Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, it's all the same f***ing song. Triumph. Seriously, even the CBS one before Tash, do you remember that one? It's all the same lyrics. There's no difference. It's like saying, hey, we're losing Charles Barkley, but instead of Sprite, you're going to get to drink 7 Up.

And that makes no difference. Is the point. And now you know who's really at fault. We're losing the best show that David Zaslav guy. You know who that is? He owns Warner Brothers now. Yes. Yes. The cheapskate. We all learned about him during the writers strike. He didn't want to pay the money.

And now, you know, I don't, what's he gonna replace it with? He's gonna replace everything with Shark Week, I think. Can we get to the- He loves Shark Week. He loves Shark Week because fish don't need health insurance. But I want to say one more thing. Tuesday's show, the passion that that Mike guy had,

I think, dragged out, that was so inspiring. Mike Ryan, Ruiz? Mike, yes, yes, bravely yelling, chicken shit! As he's being pulled out of the room, screaming Jason Tatham stats. It was like those kids protesting global warming. It was exactly like that.

When the Chevron CEO is speaking, you know. It's important though, Dan, to stand up for what matters. Like our planet being poisoned or Jason Tatum not being great in the playoffs. Like the old saying, first they came for Jason Tatum being good in the playoffs and I did not speak out. Then they came for Carl Anthony Townes taking too many three-pointers and I did not speak out.

Can we talk about the trial or no? Yes, the trial. Yes, here we go. And please, I ask you Triumph, be careful with Robert's ear and his hair. It keeps getting in the shot. My God, okay. Seriously, suddenly you guys are perfectionists on the show. And seriously, suddenly you guys are perfectionists on the show. You let the psychopath scream about Jason Tatham for a half an hour and you're worried about the Jews here? Fine, whatever it takes. The trial, what's it been? It's been very exciting, yes.

New York's been flooded with reporters because this is of course the least important of the Trump cases but the only one that involves a porn star. That's true. Oh we're on pins and needles. You guys, who do you think is going to win in the case? The bleached blonde with the huge jugs or Stormy Daniel? You know the stakes are so high that's why people are here. I mean, if Trump is found guilty, there's such high stakes. Think about it. If Trump is found guilty, he could serve up to four years in the White House. I'm sorry, I feel bad for the guy, you know?

The one time he actually pays someone, they indict him for it. The guy can't catch a break. You know, if this can happen to Trump, it can happen to you guys, right? No. Am I right? I mean, okay, maybe not. I mean, you guys would never need to pay a woman hush money as if any woman after having sex with you

would tell anyone. Amin, is Amin there? Yes, he's here. Be careful. Amin, it's probably, it's gotta be strange, this whole thing, for you to hear about women being paid for their silence since when you would pay extra for them to be loud. Oh, wait, hold on. Who you been talking to?

I just picked your name at random. No, this is why Amin doesn't like dogs. This is one of the many reasons. Trump has been able to delay his other cases though. Yes yes he has he's been so successful at getting cases delayed they made him an honorary Southwest Airlines pilot. That's a gawd. Stormy that was exciting when Stormy came. What was that like? Oh I tell you you, everyone was so thrilled. I mean, it was historic.

After 17 years, Trump finally made her come. Fathom. He does his own rim shot. I'm sure the women on your staff must feel some sisterhood with Stormy Daniels. I mean, even Pablo Torre must relate in some way. I mean, because I have to assume tons of guys have offered Pablo money just to keep his mouth shut as well.

We can't see the trial, but I do find it, I guess, moderately compelling whenever Trump emerges during the breaks and rants sort of nonsensically to the camera. Oh, yeah, he's a corrupt judge. The most crooked judge in the history of the world. But he also farts constantly. And even worse, he throws the sound of his farts

across the room to make it seem like other people are doing it. Even Trilla farts. He's so full of shit. Trump's farts are so bad the defense team had to bring in Post Malone as an air freshener. You see, because he's man. Trump's defense team nicknamed him Saddam Hussein. Because he won't stop gassing his own people. Come on, come on. Too soon.

What, that's too soon? Too soon. Too soon from 20 years ago. Too soon. Oh my God. You know, but he deserves it, man. The guy's sleazy. Do you know Trump wasn't wearing a condom

when he had sex with Stormy? Yeah. He pulled out so fast, you'd think her vagina was NATO. The cigar is falling apart. Triumph. He does seem part of the act. He's part of the act. He seems unhinged, though, at this point. The whole thing's getting to him.

Have you seen any of his rallies lately? Yeah, Trump's definitely kind of losing it. He's even started to slur his slurs. You know, he keeps talking, you know. I mean, the judge slapped him with a gag orator, but if the judge really wants to shut Trump up, he should ask him to clarify his stance on abortion. Then he'll be quiet for quite a while. Just turn off the prompter.

He's got congressmen flying in to make speeches outside the courthouse too. Yes, all these suck ups. And did you notice they're all wearing the same gray suit and red tie? It's like they matched. I couldn't tell if they were in a cult or if men's warehouse had a two-for-one sale.

I mean, they're so eager to please and follow commands. I'm surprised Kristi Noem didn't shoot them. Oh, wow. That's, hey, I'm a dog. I'm allowed to make that up. Kristi Noem didn't shoot them. Oh, wow. Hey, I'm a dog, I'm allowed to make that joke. That is, you are allowed. You know what was great though? You know who I loved seeing in the courtroom, outside the courtroom?

Did you see Joe Piscopo was there too? No. It wasn't to support Trump though. Joe Piscopo just has to be on camera at least once a year to keep his SAG-AFTRA health insurance. There were a lot of people, including me, that were hoping that Trump would testify. Yeah, no, that was never gonna happen.

But he explained it, though. He said, it's not that he's guilty, he's just shy in front of crowds. And I think his team was afraid that if he had to be sworn in with his hand on the Bible it would burst into flames. Yeah, there is that possibility. But he's smart, you know? He's very smartly, he's got like three more trials and everybody's worried for him, but

he's very smart, you know? Because when he was president he pushed all these environmental policies that guaranteed that the world would end before half his trials finished. Do you have any opinions on who his vice presidential pick will be, any sense? We're still talking, I like Vivek, you know, I still think he's got the chance, you know? He represents the American dream,

the son of immigrants who grew up to hate immigrants. Usually takes three generations to hate immigrants, Vivek did it in one. You know, and people love the name Vivek Ramaswamy because just saying his name, Republicans love it. Ramaswamy. It feels like saying three ethnic slurs in a row. This is a very important, you know, we joke and we kid, but I want people to take this election seriously, you know, because this November Americans have to ask themselves, what kind of dementia do they want in the White House? That's true. They want wandering in the park in a rogue dimension, that's Biden. If you want random noises and Hannibal Lecter was quite a guy, dementia, that's a Trump, it's more of a Trump vibe. What about RFK?

RFK, Junior, I don't think we can handle, I think people know that they can't handle four years of that guy. Think about it, after spending just a couple of weeks around Kennedy's mind, even his worm took its own life. Yes. We appreciate all of your intellect, your comedy, your insight, but tell us about your live show

because you- Yes, I have a live show coming up at the Den Theater in Chicago. It's a week from Monday, right? At the start of Pride Month, or as Harrison Butcher calls it, Juke. Yes. Nice guy.

You seem to know some sports. People in Chicago, Jessica among them are very excited about Caleb Williams. Are you? You know, not just Caleb Williams. I thought the whole NFL draft was very exciting. The first round, you know, I mean, think about this for the first time ever in an NFL draft. Did you know this? Five of the first 10 players drafted an NFL draft, did you know this? Five of the first 10 players drafted

were fathered by Nick Cannon. No, it's a great time to be in Chicago though. It really is in June. The cicadas drown out the gunshots. You know, there were 45 shootings over one weekend recently. Even the NRA, even the NRA said that's too many. And now they're proposing a ban on weekends. Can we talk about your game show please?

Yes, you may talk about, but please, you please, me please. Let's take a poop. I'm the host and we ask celebrity panelists questions, kind of like Jeopardy, and you have to try to guess a funny answer. That's how it works. Can I play with you? Oh, we would love to,

but do you want to tell us anything about the guest panelists? Anything about the fans? Let me, let's, a couple of questions and then we'll get the... Let's play the game, Dan. All right. I want you to understand how the game works first.

Human beings are separated by this. Human beings are separated from this by only a single chromosome. Can you guess? From this? Like primates, right? Like a single chromosome. Like chimpanzee?

Like a chimpanzee? No, sorry, the correct answer is what is Marjorie Taylor Greene? Okay. He would have also accepted Jake and Logan Paul. Try another one in 2023 Sales of Bud Light dropped significantly due to this this I know this one They had an endorser who was a trans person and that's no no no sorry the correct answer is what is but Ben Affleck having a dry January

That's why the sales dropped significantly So whatever we think is the correct answer is the wrong answer. That's the way to go. No, you're supposed to guess the funny answer. I'm sorry. Did I not say that? No, well you're funnier than we are. Let's make a poop. It's a live game show?

It's a live game show. We did a show with Weird Al Yankovic, and that's the one that's on YouTube. It's a very funny special for people to watch. But in Chicago, so far we have Ryan Dempster, you know that guy from the Cubs. He's a broadcaster, and we have former governor Rod Blagojevich. No way.

Really? He's out? Yes, after terrible scandal. Trump pardoned him, I think. He sold Obama's seat, right? Yes, and now he's out. It's still 10 days away, so we have time to pry Blagojevich out of Trump's asshole.

He will be at the Den Theater in Chicago, Monday, June 3rd, and you can watch Triumph's special Let's Make a Poop in San Francisco with Weird Al and many others at the Team Coco page on YouTube. What Conan O'Brien and Triumph have done over the years is really amazing. So to Triumph and your cohort Robert's ear, we thank you.

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especially behind the barbecue. So when I start the fire from my smoker on a hot day, really, the only thing that I have to worry about is what wood I'm going to use. The easiest decision for me is what I'll be drinking. That's a nice ice cold can of Miller Lite. Oh, and by the way, here's a pro tip. It really goes well with brisket. Miller Lite keeps it simple, undebatable quality, and tastes as great as your barbecue. A perfect companion for grill masters across America. With the Miller Lite in hand, grilling doesn't just taste great, it tastes like Miller time. To get Miller Lite delivered right at your door, visit MillerLite.comcom slash Dan or you can find it pretty much anywhere that sells beer. Celebrate responsibly Miller Brewing Company Milwaukee Wisconsin 96 calories per 12

ounces. Don LeBattard. World Rawr 3. Stugats. We're gonna get that off the ground. World Rawr 3 colon our group chat has a pretty good feeling about this one. This is the Don LeBattar Show with the Stugats. Jessica had to leave on assignment and Stugats did do all the God bless football stuff, but never actually showed up to what we were doing today. So we will catch up with him at another time. I suppose that we all saw him here. He was here for many hours.

LaCrosse Final Four, Dan. I don't know what happened to Stu Gatt. I smell cigarettes around here. We smell heaters. But I saw that Cameron Brink made Kawhi Leonard laugh more than anyone's ever heard him laugh, and also made Shohei Otani speak perfect English. Ha ha ha ha ha! We all saw what happened there, correct? She may, she has had an

unbelievable star turn here where she can make Kawhi Leonard laugh, laugh in a way that makes us be like, wait a minute, who? What? She made Shohei speak perfect English is funny. It's just like she's the chosen one. She just comes in and like healed him, just touched him on his hand. He's like, I speak perfect English now. I'm convinced that Shohei is sort of like my Cuban great grandmother though,

who like selectively didn't speak English. It's one of those things. Every single international player. Every single one of them. Anytime you ask them to do something, I know, and then anytime it's like, man, we're going out and get something to eat, like, yeah, cool, let's go to the,

I'm like, whoa, where'd this come from? Like he's collectively forgotten that he placed all those, allegedly. No, hey, hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Allegedly, allegedly. This is the Taylor Rooks phenomenon, though, where every player who sits in front of her

all of a sudden says, yes, I'm going to win seven MVPs because all of a sudden, the man has something inside of him that he didn't know could come out, whether it's laughter or English, because he's in the presence of company. He's in the presence of such a great basketball player. Like, once you are around the number, well, she's number two,

the number two pick does that to everybody. Defensive stalwart. Exactly, great block at the end of the game, secured a win the other night. God Almighty. Let's go to Tony here, though, because Tony is our man on the street, of stalwart exactly great block at the end of the games to win the other night with the god almighty uh... let's uh... go to tony here though because tony is our man on the street let's just play this bill simmons sound and also test this bill simmons sound because the florida panthers look like they are stanley cup champion worthy

they lead the rangers one nothing after beating them three nothing last night and here's bill Bill Simmons telling Florida and the Florida Panthers. We don't know where you play. Nobody does. Florida fans settle down. You didn't know what hockey was until like 1993. But you literally didn't have hockey. You've never won a cup. The average person who follows sports has no idea what city you're attached to.

You're the Florida Panthers. Are you in Jacksonville or you're in Orlando, are you in Palm Beach? Nobody knows. The answer is Miami. But literally most people don't know that. I love- It's sunrise. The answer's not Miami.

The answer is sunrise or sawgrass if you prefer. Congrats. But also, I love how he says 1993. Why are you congratulating me? Not you, I'm congratulating him. But what are you congratulating him? For being ignorant. Okay.

For being ignorant and also for thinking that 1993 is like yesterday. They didn't even have it until 1993. Dude, most of the players in the league weren't born in 1993. If you're gonna be condescending, be right, is really the message. And also, don't be a relic of some distant past,

you 20 CBS MFer. This is one of my specialtiesties being condescending and wrong. I believe I'm an industry leader in that regard. But you do it cool. Not exactly. Tony, where are you? What are you doing? Are you going to test Bill Simmons' theory for us now?

Dan, hello. I'm usually at Bayside. I'm at my spot. And they kicked us out, unfortunately. Classic. Even though they didn't understand that we filmed there for a year and a half. They're like, hey, do you have stuff from management?

I'm like, no, I don't need that. And they're like, yeah, you do. So they kicked us out. But we are outside of Miami Dade College right now, attached to the Elstor. Obviously, the fans are buzzing right now. Rose, if you can pan over. Buzzing. Oh, look at that. There is genuine buzzing over there. They're congregating about the

Panthers. All right. So I just heard them say Tachuk and Barkov. You did not hear that at all. Go find somebody to talk to and get us an answer to the question of where do the Florida Panthers play. You know what? We're gonna start with these guys right here. All right. Let's see. Let's follow Tony here and see where this ends up. Guys, hello? Uh-oh. Question for you guys, do you guys follow hockey at all? No? Do you guys know where the Florida Panthers play?

Mic them, Tony. You're Italian, okay. Put the mic to them. I like that. Mike, you gotta put the mic in front of them, Tony, otherwise we can't hear that they don't wanna talk to you. I know, they didn't wanna. Also, Tony, say, buongiorno.

Then maybe that would've warmed them up a little bit. I should've. Yeah. Also, we're gonna come over here, bon giorno. Then maybe I would have just warmed them up a little bit. I should have. Yeah. Also, we're going to come over here, guys. Helped if we could have heard them. Guys, hello. How you guys doing? Are you guys excited about the Panthers or what?

Yes! I told you. Where do they play? Do you guys know where they play? In the Panther Stadium. Yeah, where? In Miami. Miami.

Right there. The one right there, right? In the Panther Stadium. Guys, right there. Literally right there right guys right there literally right there thank you guys excellent journalism Tony you were more let's double down we got a couple more guys right here Dan please yeah this is going well let's keep doing yes that's a stadium guys you excited about the Panthers or what? Panthers? Panthers, where do they play? Ummm... Hehehehe Take a guess

Ummm...Football? They play football, yes, absolutely right Excellent work, excellent work, thank you Good work Tony, just keep hunting around Bryce Young has put some weight on You excited about that? One more guy right here, Dano My brother, really quick, Panthers, you excited?

Yeah, super excited. Go Panthers! Where do they play? Football. Let's go! Bryce Young. Do they think he's saying what do they play? I think we should start. Panthers? One more, one more.

Panthers? The Panthers hockey? Panthers, yes, sir. Yeah! All right, we're out of here, Deno. Excellent work. He was about to get kicked out. Yeah, he was.

Panthers? Yeah. Security guards who pantheon ass cross the street. Ha, ha, ha, ha, let's see if we could keep that going through next week and test the theory, can we find a single person in Miami who knows where the Panthers play? Oh, I thought you were gonna say, can we find a single place Tony can tape without getting ejected.

That too. All sorts of licensing. Oh, I don't think we can do that. I'll go. Did you say I'll go? The thing that I wanted to talk about that I just saw on my television, because I don't wanna make an accusation here

without having all of my facts. But I just saw that on ESPN, Stephen A. Smith and First Take are promoting that Stephen A. Smith and his company have executive produced on ESPN Plus, the history of sports media, a three part documentary about argument television and the evolution of sports media. And I think I was cut out of it.

Of course. I'm not totally sure. I sat down with their team for about 90 minutes and I don't know if I was cut out of it. I don't know. I haven't seen it yet. Uh, I remember that the interview wasn't great between me and them where I wasn't giving

them exactly what they wanted. Uh, I did not know exactly what they wanted, but I'm an opposing viewpoint on what debate television has done in general, corrosively, to how it is the athlete is covered and how cruel some coverage is. But I legitimately don't know if I ended up on the cutting room floor or not, and how should I feel if I was on the cutting room floor? Do you guys have interest in what it is that this is, which is just the history of sports debate television? We're worried. We're worried right now about you

because we saw a list here of all the names in it, and then at the end there's N others. So you might be others. Chris, now I have a question for you. Who's a name on that list that you feel like Dan should be insulted? Jeremy's got it, let's go through the list. I've got the full list and maybe we can find it.

Okay, okay, so wait a minute. No, no, no list. I've got the full list and maybe we can find it. Okay, okay, so wait a minute, are you gonna? No, no, no, we're gonna figure out, this is what we're gonna do. He's gonna read the names. Some of these names, hey, you know what? Bigger than Dan Leventhal, I'll accept it. But some of them are not.

But I'm more interested, like, that part is interesting if I could get the insult of just being others, but I want to be able to kick and scream about the fact that my viewpoint was simply cut out of a documentary that I spent 90 minutes interviewing on, but I haven't seen it and don't know if I can make the accusation. I'll be honest with you, Dan, if I were ESPN

and I hated you as much as they hate you, I would make you sit down for 90 minutes and they'd cut you out. It is perfect torture, right? Sit down for 90 minutes, explain this to us. As soon as you walk out, delete this shit, man. They never hit record. They weren't even rolling.

The names. That's why the lens was still on the camera, Dan. The names on the list. Troy Aikman. OK, bigger than that. Mina Kimes. Molly Kiram. Shannon Sharp.

Michael Wilbon. Hannah Storm. Chris Mad Dog Russo. Jamel Hill. Bumani Jones. Kerry Champion, and Cameron, among many others. Okay, so I heard about like four mm's in there, and everyone else was like, okay.

I like how Cameron, I wonder what they asked Cameron. I wonder what Cameron said. I don't want to see Dan's part that got cut out. I want to see Dan's part that got cut out. I want to see Cameron's part that got cut out. That's the part I want to watch of that documentary. I guarantee you it's more entertaining than the other 90 minutes and whatever was cut out. Pink horsepower. Clap these cheeks.

You underestimate me. What did you just do there? Cameron was on CNN and made a mess of CNN and when you have Cameron on, you have to expect that he's not going to respect your television product. He's been doing that since Bill O'Reilly and telling Bill O'Reilly that you mad.

He's been doing that for a long time. Can you guys tell me a little more about this philadelphia inquirers story on james franklin and we're gonna go back out to tony chris cody because uh... tony i see that he's still wandering around in the streets out there uh... tony are you ready to do you have you found somebody who knows where the panthers playing dan yes we always find people they can't get us from this close to Bayside.

So we're going to be familia, Los Panthers, the hockey. No, OK. Literally entrap me. They know the road. Oh, we got to go this way. So guys, the Panthers? What's going on? Not into it.

Not into it. Where do they play? Where do they play? Oh, you talking about North Carolina? Yeah. Jesus. Florida Panthers, hockey. Oh, sorry. No, I do not. You Where do they play? Oh, you're talking about North Carolina? Florida Panthers, hockey. You don't care whatsoever? No, no, not at all. They're not from here, they're tourists.

Peru and Italy aren't? They probably live here, those people had suitcases. They were running across the street, Dan, they didn't want to talk to me. Tony, you have three minutes left to find someone in South Florida who knows where the Panthers play. You can't even cross the street, Tony? They won't even let you be on that little island in the middle?

Oh, we're going to the booth. OK. No, we're going to the booth. Guys, hold on, we got to go. We got to hurry up. He didn't check in. I am not used to Miami having so many rules. Miami is lawless.

It's crazy, Dan. Except for Tony. Tony can't go in anywhere. All lie. not used to miami having so many rules like miami is lawless and crazy and except for tony tony can't go in anywhere hola must be in West Palm Beach. West Palm Beach? A good guess. Correct. Correct. West Palm Beach.

Tony, you have- You ate it, thanks. City's excited about this team. You have two minutes- That was close enough, dude. And 45 seconds. West Palm Beach is not close enough. It's closer than everyone else.

It was in North Carolina. It's closer than Miami. I do think it's closer than Miami, but you have two minutes and 30 seconds to find someone. And I'm probably not gonna go to that James Franklin story in the middle of those two minutes and 30 seconds. Maybe Bill Simmons was right. I think this guy right here knows.

I just wanna say while Tony walks up to the next guy, I feel like my Spanish is getting better from all of these experiences. Guys, you excited about the Panthers? Yeah? Do you guys know where the Panthers play? No, we're out of town. You're out of town?

Tourists! That's the problem here. Do you know where they play Panthers play? No, we're out of town. You're out of town? Tourists! That's the problem here. Sure. Do you know where they play? Probably the American Airlines arena. They nailed it, dude. Thank you so much. Nailed everything. Oh.

Again. I can't. Tony, I think you can do this throughout, through the rest of the playoffs. I believe you should be on a hunt to find if anyone in South Florida knows where the Panthers play Dan I barely know where they play. He needs to go to Brickle. This is too touristy You think that's gonna like on the beach like I don't know like this isn't the beach

But this is like the any way side. It's touristy like this is this is downtown. It's downtown Miami like it's not It's that all of Miami is touristy. He's not gonna look this is a Broward team Chris You know this this is I don't know how many people are driving from Miami To go see this team because when people think the Panthers play in Miami This is in traffic a two-hour drive from where we are if you try to go in rush hour traffic You put this guy in the Westin town center and Everyone will know where the everybody is pumped about I

Think we should do that We should send Tony Tony on a hunt throughout South Florida to see if he can find people who know where the Panthers play I think if he goes to guy and how much time do I have you've got one minute left time to hide or Eleven oh, I feel this guy right here knows can you get to 11 am I gonna do the trees yes hurry hustle All right, we are going to feel good about this if we can get the the big payoff here with 50 seconds You sure you don't want to do 11 this guy has no clue the brother Florida Panthers. Where do they play? Excuse me, Florida Panthers. Where do they play? Yeah, where though?

Fort Lauderdale. Fort Lauderdale? Yes! Yeah! Yes! Yeah! It's a save, but it works! Yeah!

In your face, Bill Simmons. West Fort Lauderdale. Thank you, brother. In your face, Bill Simmons. Is that better? Yes! Sunrise, guys. He said it.

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